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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,220 --> 00:00:03,600 2 00:00:08,960 --> 00:00:12,230 [♪ LESLEY GORE: "You Don't Own Me"] 3 00:00:18,310 --> 00:00:21,590 ♪ You don't own me 4 00:00:21,690 --> 00:00:25,460 ♪ I'm not just one of your many toys 5 00:00:25,560 --> 00:00:29,070 ♪ You don't own me 6 00:00:29,170 --> 00:00:33,440 ♪ Don't say I can't go with other boys... ♪ 7 00:00:33,540 --> 00:00:34,580 [Man] Hello, darling! 8 00:00:35,750 --> 00:00:40,120 - Whoa! - ♪ And don't tell me what to do 9 00:00:40,220 --> 00:00:42,090 ♪ Don't tell me what to say... ♪ 10 00:00:42,190 --> 00:00:43,830 [Woman] Cover your eyes! Cover your eyes! 11 00:00:43,930 --> 00:00:47,440 ♪ Please when I go out with you 12 00:00:47,540 --> 00:00:50,280 ♪ Don't put me on display... ♪ 13 00:00:50,380 --> 00:00:51,810 Would you like an upgrade, young lady? 14 00:00:51,910 --> 00:00:54,120 I've an empty First Class carriage. 15 00:00:54,220 --> 00:00:56,260 And why would you be so kind? 16 00:00:56,360 --> 00:00:57,790 Well... 17 00:00:57,890 --> 00:01:00,330 You're making these people uncomfortable. 18 00:01:00,430 --> 00:01:02,070 Why would they be uncomfortable? 19 00:01:02,170 --> 00:01:04,170 I'm perfectly comfortable. 20 00:01:04,270 --> 00:01:05,640 Why would you dress like that? 21 00:01:05,740 --> 00:01:08,310 There are children present. 22 00:01:08,410 --> 00:01:10,420 What are you grinning at? 23 00:01:10,520 --> 00:01:12,150 You're just like your father. 24 00:01:12,250 --> 00:01:14,730 First Class has tea and toast. 25 00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:17,770 Nice bit of strawberry jam. 26 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:20,400 Provocateuring does make one quite hungry. 27 00:01:21,640 --> 00:01:25,250 ♪ That's all I ask of you 28 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:29,120 ♪ I'm young, and I love to be young 29 00:01:29,220 --> 00:01:31,090 ♪ I'm free, and I... ♪ 30 00:01:31,190 --> 00:01:33,430 [Train horn blares] 31 00:01:33,530 --> 00:01:36,570 ♪ ...live my life the way I want 32 00:01:36,670 --> 00:01:40,580 ♪ To say and do whatever I please ♪ 33 00:01:40,680 --> 00:01:44,120 [Gunshot] 34 00:01:44,220 --> 00:01:46,690 [Crackling] 35 00:01:51,830 --> 00:01:53,270 [Chrissie] Oh, he's back. 36 00:01:53,370 --> 00:01:55,610 [Jordan] At least he waited outside this time. 37 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:57,240 Hey! 38 00:01:57,340 --> 00:01:59,880 - Hey, you alive? - [Groans] I don't think so. 39 00:01:59,980 --> 00:02:01,590 We were taking bets 40 00:02:01,690 --> 00:02:03,620 on how long before they found you floating in the Thames. 41 00:02:03,720 --> 00:02:06,860 - OK, move! We gotta open. - I'll give you a hand. 42 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,610 "Singer walking off stage before he's sung" is a novel approach. 43 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:17,350 - [Steve] Yeah. - [Jordan] It was cool. 44 00:02:17,450 --> 00:02:18,450 Was it? 45 00:02:18,550 --> 00:02:19,860 We didn't know what was happening. 46 00:02:21,090 --> 00:02:22,560 Your band just kept playing, and the music was really hard. 47 00:02:22,660 --> 00:02:24,930 You could feel their anger. 48 00:02:25,030 --> 00:02:27,200 But then they stopped, which was shit, 49 00:02:27,300 --> 00:02:29,310 cos I'd spent two hours getting ready. 50 00:02:31,380 --> 00:02:33,280 [Steve] Where do you get changed for work? 51 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,590 I come like this from home. 52 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:38,700 53 00:02:38,330 --> 00:02:41,730 - On the train? - Being seen is a political act. 54 00:02:41,830 --> 00:02:44,440 Shoving it in their stuck-up faces, bunch of hypocrites. 55 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:45,940 Supposed to be a free country. 56 00:02:46,040 --> 00:02:47,580 Where do you get the balls? 57 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:51,220 As you can see... I don't have any. 58 00:02:51,320 --> 00:02:53,560 This is a vulva-powered revolution. 59 00:02:53,660 --> 00:02:55,900 Why take the train if you've got a Volvo? 60 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:57,630 [Laughs] 61 00:02:59,110 --> 00:03:00,110 62 00:02:59,670 --> 00:03:02,240 You're funny... Kutie Jones. 63 00:03:03,410 --> 00:03:05,880 Tea? 64 00:03:05,980 --> 00:03:08,290 I can't understand her half the time... 65 00:03:08,390 --> 00:03:10,290 - ...but she has got guts. - Yeah. 66 00:03:10,390 --> 00:03:12,360 As opposed to some. 67 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:16,340 Why didn't you sing? 68 00:03:17,840 --> 00:03:19,840 Uhm... 69 00:03:19,940 --> 00:03:21,910 I guess the new improved cloak of invisibility 70 00:03:22,010 --> 00:03:23,680 didn't live up to expectations. 71 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:26,960 Being seen is generally part of being on stage, Steve. 72 00:03:29,800 --> 00:03:31,800 Do you think Viv and Malcolm would give me another chance? 73 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,440 Better hurry. 74 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:36,340 They've been looking for a new singer. 75 00:03:54,910 --> 00:03:56,780 Oh, uh... S... 76 00:03:57,890 --> 00:03:59,860 Uh... 77 00:04:00,860 --> 00:04:01,890 Mum! 78 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:05,700 [Viv] We've been looking for you. 79 00:04:09,440 --> 00:04:13,020 Give me another shot, I promise I won't fuck it up. 80 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:15,820 Sorry... to swear in front of the kids. 81 00:04:15,920 --> 00:04:18,030 - I don't care. - I do. 82 00:04:18,130 --> 00:04:20,700 I'm always getting into trouble for swearing at school. 83 00:04:20,800 --> 00:04:22,970 Can't fucking help it now. 84 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:28,880 Don't you worry about them smelly old fascists, darling. 85 00:04:28,980 --> 00:04:30,920 What's 'other man's child' doing here? 86 00:04:31,020 --> 00:04:34,630 Don't be a prick, Malcolm. He hasn't stayed in months. 87 00:04:34,730 --> 00:04:36,730 Malcolm, I was just saying how I... 88 00:04:36,830 --> 00:04:38,500 Stop. Stop. 89 00:04:38,600 --> 00:04:41,710 Turn around. Face the wall. 90 00:04:41,810 --> 00:04:44,310 - What? - Face the wall! 91 00:04:45,050 --> 00:04:46,980 There. Stay. 92 00:04:48,050 --> 00:04:49,660 'Real son', 93 00:04:49,760 --> 00:04:52,390 could you go get Daddy's sword? 94 00:04:54,530 --> 00:04:59,710 One must die so that another may rise. 95 00:04:59,810 --> 00:05:01,450 When I managed The New York Dolls, 96 00:05:01,550 --> 00:05:04,420 I devised a provocative Situationist ploy. 97 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:06,090 I thought very long and very hard 98 00:05:06,190 --> 00:05:09,560 about what would piss America off the most. 99 00:05:09,660 --> 00:05:12,370 And in a stroke of genius, 100 00:05:12,470 --> 00:05:15,840 I dressed them up as Chinese Communists. 101 00:05:15,940 --> 00:05:18,380 They looked devastating. 102 00:05:18,480 --> 00:05:20,750 And it was testament to the brilliance of my idea 103 00:05:20,850 --> 00:05:24,020 that one month later the Dolls had broken up. 104 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,360 - Your sword, Sire. - Thank you very much. 105 00:05:26,460 --> 00:05:28,770 But on parting, 106 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:30,800 Sylvain Sylvain 107 00:05:30,900 --> 00:05:34,980 entrusted something sacred into my safekeeping. 108 00:05:35,080 --> 00:05:41,360 Like Merlin giving Arthur Excalibur. 109 00:05:41,460 --> 00:05:43,830 Actually, it was The Lady of the Lake gave Arthur Excalibur. 110 00:05:43,930 --> 00:05:46,640 Please, do you mind, I'm trying to create a situation here. 111 00:05:46,740 --> 00:05:48,670 Please stop. 112 00:05:48,770 --> 00:05:50,440 What's going on? 113 00:05:50,540 --> 00:05:52,410 You're very damaged, 114 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:54,590 which is a very good thing. 115 00:05:54,690 --> 00:05:56,560 It's just you're too damaged to be up front. 116 00:05:56,660 --> 00:06:01,500 And so you must plough that damage into the music. 117 00:06:03,670 --> 00:06:05,840 From now on, you shall be guitar. 118 00:06:05,940 --> 00:06:07,550 Wh... What about Wally? 119 00:06:07,650 --> 00:06:09,410 Well, it's absolutely forbidden 120 00:06:09,520 --> 00:06:12,560 for any rock star to wear spectacles. 121 00:06:12,660 --> 00:06:14,420 - That's a bit harsh. - Well, don't blame me! 122 00:06:14,530 --> 00:06:15,930 I don't make the rules. 123 00:06:16,030 --> 00:06:17,160 You must sack him. 124 00:06:18,170 --> 00:06:20,770 I assume you can play? 125 00:06:20,870 --> 00:06:22,170 - Um... - Good! 126 00:06:22,270 --> 00:06:25,580 Well, it can't be that hard! Everyone does these days. 127 00:06:25,680 --> 00:06:27,050 Mm! 128 00:06:27,150 --> 00:06:29,190 And I think we've found our new singer. 129 00:06:29,290 --> 00:06:30,660 That was quick. 130 00:06:30,760 --> 00:06:33,660 Well, I spotted him in the shop. His name's John. 131 00:06:33,760 --> 00:06:35,630 Yes, and when he came back 132 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:38,410 looking for a pair of brothel creepers in white suede, 133 00:06:38,510 --> 00:06:40,640 I said that I might consider giving them to him 134 00:06:40,740 --> 00:06:42,650 if he auditioned for us. 135 00:06:42,750 --> 00:06:45,650 He wears his clothes in a very interesting way. 136 00:06:45,750 --> 00:06:47,890 Got very interesting teeth, too. 137 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:51,630 I didn't notice his teeth. 138 00:06:51,730 --> 00:06:54,440 [John] Ooh, naughty, naughty. 139 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:57,880 This will do very nicely for me and the missus. 140 00:06:57,980 --> 00:07:01,190 But what'll the kiddies wear? 141 00:07:01,290 --> 00:07:02,690 Microphone. 142 00:07:02,790 --> 00:07:04,760 I only sing out of tune. 143 00:07:04,860 --> 00:07:06,030 Fucking hell! 144 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,470 Pillock! 145 00:07:08,570 --> 00:07:11,140 Ladies! Pretend you're on stage, 146 00:07:11,240 --> 00:07:13,010 and just sing along. 147 00:07:13,110 --> 00:07:15,080 Otherwise Steve Jones here's 148 00:07:15,180 --> 00:07:17,150 gonna beat the bloody daylights out of you. 149 00:07:17,250 --> 00:07:18,750 I don't think so. 150 00:07:19,080 --> 00:07:20,090 151 00:07:19,820 --> 00:07:20,990 We'll see. 152 00:07:23,160 --> 00:07:25,730 [♪ ALICE COOPER: "I'm Eighteen"] 153 00:07:26,640 --> 00:07:28,040 Oh, Alice. 154 00:07:29,110 --> 00:07:30,780 My mum loves him. 155 00:07:38,660 --> 00:07:42,230 ♪ Lines form on my face and hands 156 00:07:43,640 --> 00:07:48,480 ♪ Lines form from the ups and downs 157 00:07:48,580 --> 00:07:53,220 ♪ I'm in the middle without any plans 158 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:57,030 - ♪ I'm a boy and I'm a man... ♪ - Are you gonna sing? 159 00:07:57,130 --> 00:07:59,130 [Out of tune] ♪ I'm eighteen 160 00:07:59,230 --> 00:08:02,170 ♪ Have sex in the grass 161 00:08:02,270 --> 00:08:04,950 ♪ Eighteen 162 00:08:05,050 --> 00:08:06,920 ♪ What a farce 163 00:08:07,790 --> 00:08:11,590 ♪ Get sex, we never stop 164 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:14,670 ♪ Weird sex 165 00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:17,200 ♪ Now it's a shop ♪ 166 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:18,870 - [Blows raspberry] - [Cooper] ♪ I'll go runnin' 167 00:08:18,970 --> 00:08:22,680 ♪ In outer space, oh yeah... ♪ 168 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:28,730 ♪ I got a baby's brain 169 00:08:28,830 --> 00:08:31,630 ♪ And an old geezer's heart... ♪ 170 00:08:31,730 --> 00:08:33,670 - [Blows nose] - [Cooper] ♪ Took eighteen years 171 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:35,270 ♪ To get this far... ♪ 172 00:08:36,910 --> 00:08:41,920 [John] ♪ All I wanted was a pair of dirty shoes 173 00:08:42,020 --> 00:08:44,990 ♪ Now you're gettin' me all confused 174 00:08:46,360 --> 00:08:48,100 ♪ Eighteen 175 00:08:48,200 --> 00:08:50,840 ♪ I've got vile breath 176 00:08:51,310 --> 00:08:53,010 ♪ Eighteen 177 00:08:53,110 --> 00:08:54,810 ♪ Are you fuckin' deaf? 178 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:58,250 ♪ Eighteen 179 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:00,220 ♪ Shop till you drop ♪ 180 00:09:02,030 --> 00:09:05,130 What is it? Bunch of morons or what? 181 00:09:05,230 --> 00:09:07,970 No future for John, is it? 182 00:09:08,070 --> 00:09:11,680 Uh, God save Johnny, Humpty Dumpty Johnny. 183 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:14,080 We all fall down left and right. 184 00:09:14,180 --> 00:09:16,760 Blue suede, white suede... 185 00:09:16,860 --> 00:09:18,990 [Blows raspberry] ...brothel creeping bastards! 186 00:09:19,090 --> 00:09:22,230 I'm a boy. No, I'm a man. 187 00:09:22,330 --> 00:09:25,070 I'm eighteen, and I hate it! 188 00:09:25,170 --> 00:09:28,610 I hate it! Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! 189 00:09:28,710 --> 00:09:29,950 Nothing but a lowlife! 190 00:09:30,050 --> 00:09:32,660 I hate it! Fuck it! 191 00:09:32,760 --> 00:09:35,130 Hate it! Suck it! 192 00:09:35,230 --> 00:09:39,100 Eighteen! Eighteen! Eighteen! 193 00:09:39,200 --> 00:09:41,910 Eighteen, and I hate it! 194 00:09:56,970 --> 00:09:58,040 Where's me shoes? 195 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:00,980 Well, let's set up a rehearsal first, 196 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:02,210 and then we can talk about your shoes. 197 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:03,880 Fuck that! 198 00:10:03,980 --> 00:10:06,320 He's right. I don't think this is gonna work. 199 00:10:06,420 --> 00:10:07,860 I thought it was interesting. 200 00:10:07,960 --> 00:10:10,630 Maybe for a Christmas panto. 201 00:10:10,730 --> 00:10:12,740 Why are you wasting my time? 202 00:10:13,770 --> 00:10:16,740 [Rattling] 203 00:10:16,840 --> 00:10:19,180 Open the door, please. 204 00:10:19,280 --> 00:10:24,060 Do any of you imbeciles realise what's happening here? 205 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:29,230 He is one of the greatest guitarists in all of England. 206 00:10:29,330 --> 00:10:33,680 And you are an untutored genius 207 00:10:33,780 --> 00:10:38,020 that, with the right guidance, could change the world. 208 00:10:38,890 --> 00:10:40,790 [Laughs] 209 00:10:43,030 --> 00:10:44,100 You're a tosser. 210 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:45,400 Yes, I am. 211 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:50,110 And I'm going to toss this boring, grey country 212 00:10:50,210 --> 00:10:52,150 with its corrupt Establishment 213 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:56,120 right on to its inbred, self-important arse. 214 00:10:56,220 --> 00:10:58,690 Now, who wants to toss with me? 215 00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,960 One rehearsal. 216 00:11:02,400 --> 00:11:04,940 I'm game. 217 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:09,750 It will be a chance to hear England's greatest guitarist. 218 00:11:11,850 --> 00:11:13,020 May as well join the tossers. 219 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:16,130 Excellent. I'll set it up. 220 00:11:16,230 --> 00:11:17,770 And get me those shoes. 221 00:11:37,490 --> 00:11:39,060 222 00:11:39,310 --> 00:11:41,180 [Train rumbling] [Glen] I don't think it's right just not turning up. 223 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,080 [Steve] Ten to one he doesn't turn up himself. 224 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:45,950 [Glen] But he might, and that would be really rude. 225 00:11:46,050 --> 00:11:47,960 Oh, fuck off, Florence Nightingale. 226 00:11:48,060 --> 00:11:50,030 You haven't even met him. He was just taking the piss. 227 00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:52,130 - All right. - I thought he had potential. 228 00:11:52,230 --> 00:11:54,040 [Steve] Then why didn't you go to the bleedin' rehearsal? 229 00:11:54,140 --> 00:11:55,440 [Cookie] No point going on me own. 230 00:11:55,540 --> 00:11:56,940 [Glen] We should've told Malcolm. 231 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,180 [Steve] Malcolm doesn't care. 232 00:11:58,280 --> 00:11:59,820 He's probably found a dozen others by now. 233 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,290 What the fuck! 234 00:12:01,390 --> 00:12:02,790 - Hello, Malcolm. - Hello. 235 00:12:02,890 --> 00:12:04,890 Why didn't you go to rehearsal? 236 00:12:04,990 --> 00:12:07,970 - What rehearsal? - John and his mates 237 00:12:08,070 --> 00:12:11,140 came to my shop wanting to kick my bloody head in. 238 00:12:11,240 --> 00:12:14,440 - I must've forgot. - [Malcolm] You forgot? 239 00:12:14,550 --> 00:12:16,480 You're going to apologise to John tomorrow. 240 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:19,860 And, if you can't get him to come to a rehearsal, 241 00:12:19,960 --> 00:12:23,330 I will reconsider my managerial position. 242 00:12:25,930 --> 00:12:27,440 - You've been told, son. - Shut up! 243 00:12:27,540 --> 00:12:29,370 [Knocking] 244 00:12:33,120 --> 00:12:34,420 [Door opens] 245 00:12:34,500 --> 00:12:37,970 246 00:12:34,520 --> 00:12:36,220 [John] My, my! 247 00:12:36,320 --> 00:12:37,830 It's Kutie Jones. 248 00:12:42,230 --> 00:12:44,000 What you want? 249 00:12:44,100 --> 00:12:45,170 About the rehearsals. 250 00:12:47,340 --> 00:12:50,250 Sorry, it was a... bit of a misunderstanding. 251 00:12:50,350 --> 00:12:52,550 - We forgot. - Oh, yeah? 252 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,100 253 00:12:54,420 --> 00:12:56,260 Malcolm's organising another, and we'll be there. 254 00:12:56,360 --> 00:12:57,500 I won't. 255 00:12:57,600 --> 00:12:59,030 The place was a shithole. 256 00:12:59,130 --> 00:13:00,470 [Rats squeaking] 257 00:13:00,570 --> 00:13:02,070 The rats were so noisy, 258 00:13:02,170 --> 00:13:05,050 we wouldn't have been able to hear each other. 259 00:13:05,150 --> 00:13:07,220 - I'll tell Malcolm. - I already have. 260 00:13:07,990 --> 00:13:09,190 Good. 261 00:13:10,960 --> 00:13:14,530 - Not really. - What? 262 00:13:14,630 --> 00:13:16,440 I don't think I can be in a band 263 00:13:16,540 --> 00:13:20,310 called "Kutie Jones And His Sex Pistols". 264 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:23,080 The name's disgusting. 265 00:13:23,180 --> 00:13:28,560 I might come to a rehearsal of a band called "Sex Pistols". 266 00:13:28,660 --> 00:13:30,400 I told Malcolm that, too. 267 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:32,200 [♪ T. REX: "Jeepster"] 268 00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:36,840 Great. 269 00:13:37,950 --> 00:13:41,020 Bye-bye, Kutie. 270 00:13:41,620 --> 00:13:43,090 ♪ You're so sweet 271 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,530 ♪ You're so fine 272 00:13:47,030 --> 00:13:50,400 ♪ I want you all and everything just to be mine 273 00:13:49,330 --> 00:13:51,670 274 00:13:50,500 --> 00:13:52,110 - ♪ Cos you're my baby... ♪ - [Chrissie] Nice guitar. 275 00:13:52,210 --> 00:13:53,980 Where'd you steal it? 276 00:13:54,680 --> 00:13:56,880 Malcolm gave it to me. 277 00:13:56,980 --> 00:13:59,320 It was Sylvain Sylvain's. 278 00:13:59,400 --> 00:14:01,000 279 00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:02,630 - Of the New York Dolls? - Yeah. 280 00:14:03,530 --> 00:14:05,130 Why'd he give it to you? 281 00:14:05,230 --> 00:14:08,140 I'm gonna be our new guitarist. 282 00:14:08,240 --> 00:14:10,910 - What happened to Wally? - Uh... 283 00:14:11,010 --> 00:14:12,480 You fucking prick! 284 00:14:12,580 --> 00:14:14,250 Well, don't blame me, I don't make the rules. 285 00:14:14,350 --> 00:14:17,090 You sacked Wally? Seriously? 286 00:14:17,190 --> 00:14:20,460 Malcolm has been promising for months to put me in a band. 287 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,330 And I can sing and play, 288 00:14:22,430 --> 00:14:27,510 but, no, he gives you, a meathead, druggie, felon... 289 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:30,180 Feel free. Everyone's piling it on today. 290 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:33,020 ...this incredible instrument and a place in a band 291 00:14:33,120 --> 00:14:36,360 that you are completely unqualified for, because... 292 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:37,660 because, Jonesy, 293 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:40,500 one thing that British and American music share 294 00:14:40,600 --> 00:14:45,280 is huge, steaming piles of sexism. 295 00:14:45,380 --> 00:14:49,660 Sexism has nothing to do with it, Chrissie. 296 00:14:49,760 --> 00:14:51,430 I am well aware of your talent, 297 00:14:51,530 --> 00:14:53,560 but my vision for the Sex Pistols 298 00:14:53,660 --> 00:14:56,970 is one of dirt, danger and desire. 299 00:14:57,070 --> 00:15:01,210 A band of sexy, young assassins 300 00:15:01,310 --> 00:15:06,120 whose instruments could just as easily be pickaxes, 301 00:15:06,220 --> 00:15:10,160 or shovels, or machine-guns. 302 00:15:10,260 --> 00:15:12,630 You're far too... 303 00:15:12,730 --> 00:15:15,010 accomplished for them. 304 00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:19,450 However, I do want you to meet with a man 305 00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:21,650 by the name of Mick Jones. 306 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,020 Any relation? 307 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:30,300 Now, Mick Jones is a very interesting young guitarist 308 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:34,080 who is looking for a collaborator. 309 00:15:35,490 --> 00:15:36,490 310 00:15:36,720 --> 00:15:38,220 OK. 311 00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,420 312 00:15:39,420 --> 00:15:42,490 - Thanks. - What about John? 313 00:15:42,590 --> 00:15:44,060 Sorted. 314 00:15:44,160 --> 00:15:45,730 But with Wally gone we've got nowhere to rehearse. 315 00:15:47,170 --> 00:15:50,110 Come with me to Denmark... Street. 316 00:15:50,210 --> 00:15:52,250 London's answer to Tin Pan Alley. 317 00:15:52,350 --> 00:15:54,320 It's the epicentre of the music scene. 318 00:15:54,420 --> 00:15:57,190 [Man] Our Tin Pan Alley was really encompassed 319 00:15:57,290 --> 00:15:58,660 by the length of a street, 320 00:15:58,760 --> 00:16:00,600 which is still there, of course, Denmark Street. 321 00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:03,440 Today it's a sad place because, uh... 322 00:16:03,540 --> 00:16:05,410 the action has gone from there pretty well, 323 00:16:05,510 --> 00:16:07,680 and it's not the same kind of business. 324 00:16:07,780 --> 00:16:10,220 In those days, there were characters, 325 00:16:10,320 --> 00:16:12,050 there was tremendous colour. 326 00:16:12,150 --> 00:16:15,190 I've taken out a twelve-month lease. 327 00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:18,600 Places like this, they don't come cheap, you know. 328 00:16:18,700 --> 00:16:22,570 But I said, I told them, "I don't care how much it costs, 329 00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:24,580 "because this... 330 00:16:25,680 --> 00:16:29,250 "...is the perfect hideout 331 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:32,660 "for my sexy, young assassins." 332 00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:41,980 333 00:16:41,850 --> 00:16:45,650 Thanks, Malcolm. 334 00:16:45,750 --> 00:16:47,290 It's brilliant. 335 00:16:47,390 --> 00:16:50,230 John comes by on Friday for rehearsals. 336 00:16:50,330 --> 00:16:53,770 How are you and Excalibur getting along? 337 00:16:53,910 --> 00:16:54,910 338 00:16:55,170 --> 00:16:56,510 Good. 339 00:16:57,090 --> 00:16:58,090 340 00:16:58,280 --> 00:17:00,220 Great. 341 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,620 Ready to do battle. 342 00:17:01,720 --> 00:17:03,520 Mm, good. 343 00:17:06,830 --> 00:17:08,260 344 00:17:07,700 --> 00:17:09,400 Don't let me down. 345 00:17:09,920 --> 00:17:10,930 346 00:17:10,870 --> 00:17:12,270 I won't. 347 00:17:12,100 --> 00:17:13,100 348 00:17:13,280 --> 00:17:14,440 Good boy. 349 00:17:14,550 --> 00:17:16,080 [♪ ELVIS PRESLEY: "An American Trilogy"] 350 00:17:16,180 --> 00:17:18,120 ♪ Little baby 351 00:17:18,220 --> 00:17:20,290 ♪ Don't you cry 352 00:17:24,530 --> 00:17:28,110 ♪ You know your daddy's... 353 00:17:29,780 --> 00:17:32,580 ♪ ...bound to die 354 00:17:36,320 --> 00:17:44,270 ♪ But all my trials, Lord... 355 00:17:46,710 --> 00:17:50,150 ♪ ...soon be over 356 00:18:25,320 --> 00:18:27,620 [♪ Music over dialogue] 357 00:18:34,970 --> 00:18:39,150 ♪ Glory, glory 358 00:18:39,250 --> 00:18:44,860 ♪ Hallelujah 359 00:18:44,960 --> 00:18:55,850 ♪ His truth is marching on 360 00:18:55,950 --> 00:19:02,260 ♪ His truth is marching... ♪ 361 00:19:02,360 --> 00:19:04,460 [Plucks strings] 362 00:19:11,910 --> 00:19:13,780 [Grunts] Ugh! 363 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:14,950 Fuck! 364 00:19:18,690 --> 00:19:20,300 [Grunts] 365 00:19:20,400 --> 00:19:23,770 [♪ THE KINKS: "All Day And All Of The Night"] 366 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,320 ♪ I'm not content to be with you 367 00:19:30,420 --> 00:19:31,850 ♪ In the daytime... ♪ 368 00:19:31,950 --> 00:19:34,460 Ah-hah! This is the one I was telling you about. 369 00:19:34,560 --> 00:19:37,430 "Singer who walks off stage before he's sung." 370 00:19:37,530 --> 00:19:38,970 No, that... That was last week. 371 00:19:39,070 --> 00:19:41,640 Currently, I'm doing "guitarist who can't play". 372 00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,380 - Oh, I love that. - Mm. 373 00:19:43,480 --> 00:19:44,610 - Can anyone do it? - Mm-hmm. 374 00:19:44,710 --> 00:19:46,520 Sioux, we're all doing it. 375 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,590 I'm currently doing "painter who can't paint". 376 00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:50,890 Last week, I was doing "actress who cannot act". 377 00:19:50,990 --> 00:19:52,360 And tonight I'm doing 378 00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:54,260 "drag queen who can't drag her arse around Soho 379 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,900 "in these hideous high heels". 380 00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,610 Hey, do you... you got any speed, love? 381 00:19:59,710 --> 00:20:01,610 [Woman] Oh, God, it's freezing. 382 00:20:01,710 --> 00:20:03,250 [Man] Cheeky! 383 00:20:03,350 --> 00:20:05,420 Black Beauty diet pills. 384 00:20:05,520 --> 00:20:06,860 If I take too many of these, 385 00:20:06,960 --> 00:20:08,630 I'm up all night scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush. 386 00:20:08,730 --> 00:20:11,260 - Oh, that'll do. - Come and club with us. 387 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,870 Uh, no, I... I can't. 388 00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:15,670 I got something on. 389 00:20:15,270 --> 00:20:16,190 390 00:20:15,770 --> 00:20:17,580 - [Woman] Jordan. - Bye, love. 391 00:20:19,780 --> 00:20:20,850 [Woman, laughing] Oi! 392 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,850 Phoebe... got a light? 393 00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:31,300 o Fun"] 394 00:20:38,750 --> 00:20:40,560 ♪ No fun 395 00:20:40,660 --> 00:20:42,330 ♪ My babe 396 00:20:42,430 --> 00:20:44,300 ♪ No fun 397 00:20:46,430 --> 00:20:49,710 ♪ No fun to hang around 398 00:20:49,810 --> 00:20:52,310 ♪ Freaked out 399 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,320 ♪ For another day 400 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:58,560 ♪ Well, maybe go out 401 00:20:58,660 --> 00:21:00,500 ♪ Or maybe stay home 402 00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,500 ♪ Or maybe I call Mum on the telephone 403 00:21:03,600 --> 00:21:05,640 ♪ Well, come on... ♪ 404 00:21:16,530 --> 00:21:18,030 [♪ Music stops] 405 00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:27,710 406 00:21:27,450 --> 00:21:30,620 - What you doing here? - We've come for the rehearsal. 407 00:21:30,720 --> 00:21:33,360 - What rehearsal? - With John. 408 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,970 409 00:21:34,730 --> 00:21:36,940 - That's not till Friday. - It's Friday. 410 00:21:37,040 --> 00:21:38,870 Yeah, that's what I said, it's Friday. 411 00:21:38,970 --> 00:21:41,080 - We know that. - Then what are you doing here? 412 00:21:41,180 --> 00:21:43,750 Well, today's Friday. 413 00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,050 414 00:21:46,820 --> 00:21:49,560 - Can't be. - What are you on? 415 00:21:49,660 --> 00:21:51,360 Black Beauties. 416 00:21:51,460 --> 00:21:53,900 Well, if Mum had given me these when I was a kid, 417 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,640 I might've learned something at school. 418 00:21:55,740 --> 00:21:57,680 Oh, fuck it, where'd they all go? 419 00:21:57,780 --> 00:21:59,820 How long have you been up? 420 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,420 Since Monday. 421 00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,420 - [Glen] Jesus! - [Cookie] Why? 422 00:22:04,520 --> 00:22:07,360 Learning guitar. Pretty much got it down. 423 00:22:07,460 --> 00:22:10,970 [Chuckles] No, you don't learn guitar in four days! 424 00:22:11,070 --> 00:22:12,710 It's five, isn't it? 425 00:22:12,810 --> 00:22:15,080 Right. So, first we had "the singer who can't sing", 426 00:22:15,180 --> 00:22:16,980 and now we have "the guitarist who's a drug addict". 427 00:22:17,080 --> 00:22:19,390 I'm a real musician, yeah? 428 00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:21,730 Plenty of other bands wanna play with me, actually. 429 00:22:21,830 --> 00:22:23,960 I'm gone. Goodbye. 430 00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:27,400 [♪ Steve plays "No Fun" riff on guitar] 431 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,490 Woo-hoo! 432 00:22:35,590 --> 00:22:36,960 Fuck! 433 00:22:40,540 --> 00:22:41,540 434 00:22:41,800 --> 00:22:43,400 Did you just play that? 435 00:22:44,000 --> 00:22:45,870 Yeah. 436 00:22:45,970 --> 00:22:48,080 Well, show me what else you got. 437 00:22:47,710 --> 00:22:48,800 438 00:22:49,180 --> 00:22:50,950 Sure. 439 00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:51,990 440 00:22:51,050 --> 00:22:54,560 Let me just take a kip first, though, so... 441 00:22:56,350 --> 00:22:58,070 442 00:22:57,830 --> 00:22:59,570 [Cookie] It's all right. Happens a lot. 443 00:22:59,670 --> 00:23:01,440 He'll be fine. 444 00:23:01,540 --> 00:23:02,740 Right, let's set up. 445 00:23:05,910 --> 00:23:06,920 446 00:23:07,120 --> 00:23:09,120 [Glen] He's not coming. 447 00:23:09,220 --> 00:23:11,730 Nah, give it another hour. I bet he turns up. 448 00:23:11,830 --> 00:23:13,960 But why would he wanna join the Fucked Four? 449 00:23:14,060 --> 00:23:15,830 My legendary musicianship. 450 00:23:15,930 --> 00:23:18,640 A Stooges riff does not make you Keith Richards. 451 00:23:18,740 --> 00:23:20,880 John's got cigarette stubs for teeth, right? 452 00:23:20,380 --> 00:23:22,740 453 00:23:21,780 --> 00:23:23,010 He can't sing. 454 00:23:23,110 --> 00:23:25,050 He's cracked in the head. 455 00:23:25,150 --> 00:23:27,720 He hasn't exactly got a lot going for him either. 456 00:23:27,820 --> 00:23:29,900 - Hey. - [Glen] I really am leaving. 457 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,870 We've gotta audition him for Malcolm. 458 00:23:31,970 --> 00:23:36,010 He'll be shit, and then we'll give him the boot, right? 459 00:23:36,110 --> 00:23:38,610 - He is funny, though. - Who's funny? 460 00:23:39,300 --> 00:23:40,650 461 00:23:40,550 --> 00:23:43,520 - We was just talking about ya. - That's not very polite, is it? 462 00:23:43,620 --> 00:23:46,030 There's nothing else to do seeing as you're 4 hours late. 463 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:50,000 - Better late than never. - I don't think that it is. 464 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:51,910 John. 465 00:23:51,760 --> 00:23:53,270 466 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:54,880 John, this is Glen. 467 00:23:56,680 --> 00:23:59,490 - Hi. I'm Glen. - I know that. 468 00:23:59,440 --> 00:24:00,650 469 00:24:00,820 --> 00:24:02,160 I play bass. 470 00:24:15,550 --> 00:24:16,550 471 00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:17,790 Nice place. 472 00:24:17,890 --> 00:24:19,760 Yeah, Malcolm's paying a fortune for it. 473 00:24:19,860 --> 00:24:23,070 The lead singer from Badfinger hung his-self here a week ago. 474 00:24:23,170 --> 00:24:25,510 He probably got it for tuppence. 475 00:24:25,610 --> 00:24:27,080 - Really? - Poor bastard. 476 00:24:28,110 --> 00:24:31,790 It's still... nice. 477 00:24:31,890 --> 00:24:34,790 - Well, we should rehearse. - I can't sing. 478 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,700 - We can't play. - Actually, I'm pretty good. 479 00:24:36,800 --> 00:24:38,570 - Huh. Are ya? - Yeah. 480 00:24:38,670 --> 00:24:40,270 Who are your influences? 481 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:41,710 Um... 482 00:24:41,810 --> 00:24:42,810 The Beatles. 483 00:24:42,310 --> 00:24:43,490 484 00:24:42,910 --> 00:24:44,810 - Ooh... - No. 485 00:24:44,910 --> 00:24:46,210 - Yeah. - Well, yeah. 486 00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:48,250 Actually, they are really good, but loads of others. 487 00:24:48,350 --> 00:24:51,020 Just tell me a song you like. I can pretty much play anything. 488 00:24:51,120 --> 00:24:54,260 - "Maggie Mae" by Rod Stewart. - Great, I know that. 489 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:56,840 [Laughing] Pathetic! 490 00:24:56,940 --> 00:24:58,100 If you don't like what you see, 491 00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:00,680 John, you're welcome to fuck off. 492 00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:04,040 493 00:25:00,780 --> 00:25:01,880 I probably should do that. 494 00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:04,950 Between The Beatles and Rod Stewart, 495 00:25:05,050 --> 00:25:07,590 - it is a bit disappointing. - [Steve] I'll tell Malcolm. 496 00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:10,960 How are my sexy young assassins? 497 00:25:11,060 --> 00:25:12,300 John was just leaving. 498 00:25:12,400 --> 00:25:14,640 "Leaving"? No, come on, show me what you've done. 499 00:25:14,740 --> 00:25:17,980 Nothing! All's they know is Beatles and Rod Stewart. 500 00:25:17,340 --> 00:25:18,810 501 00:25:18,080 --> 00:25:20,250 - Could do a Small Faces song. - Do you have any idea 502 00:25:20,350 --> 00:25:23,720 how much I've already personally invested in you? 503 00:25:23,820 --> 00:25:25,690 The lead singer of Badfinger hung himself here. 504 00:25:25,790 --> 00:25:28,700 Yes, I know that. That's why I got it half price. 505 00:25:28,800 --> 00:25:31,840 You see, that's what a good manager does. Gets a good deal. 506 00:25:31,940 --> 00:25:34,910 But the lease did cost me a thousand pounds. 507 00:25:35,010 --> 00:25:38,850 And not to mention the fact you have been living here rent free. 508 00:25:38,950 --> 00:25:41,320 - How did you know? - I visited two days ago. 509 00:25:41,420 --> 00:25:43,760 - Did you? - Yeah. 510 00:25:44,970 --> 00:25:46,740 Here's some more Black Beauties. 511 00:25:46,840 --> 00:25:50,140 I don't even get bus fare and he gets amphetamines and free rent? 512 00:25:49,050 --> 00:25:51,320 513 00:25:50,240 --> 00:25:51,880 Shut the fuck up, John! 514 00:25:51,980 --> 00:25:54,180 - That's it, go on, go at him! - I'll go at you. 515 00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:55,920 Tear into each other 516 00:25:56,020 --> 00:25:58,590 like the seditionary sewer rats that you are. 517 00:25:58,690 --> 00:26:00,130 - What? - Oh, bloody hell! 518 00:26:00,230 --> 00:26:01,800 For fuck's sake! 519 00:26:01,900 --> 00:26:06,780 I want to hear the fury of the forgotten generation. 520 00:26:08,090 --> 00:26:09,100 521 00:26:08,810 --> 00:26:11,820 - Play the riff. - What? What riff? 522 00:26:11,920 --> 00:26:15,090 The only one you know, you berk! Go on. 523 00:26:15,190 --> 00:26:18,030 A generation with no future. 524 00:26:19,970 --> 00:26:23,310 A generation with no other aim but to destroy. 525 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:29,390 [♪ Plays riff] 526 00:26:29,490 --> 00:26:31,930 Yes, that's it, my boy. 527 00:26:35,970 --> 00:26:37,800 England's greatest guitarist. 528 00:26:37,900 --> 00:26:40,180 Just the two chords, is it? 529 00:26:40,280 --> 00:26:43,250 More like England's greatest moron. 530 00:26:44,250 --> 00:26:46,320 Sing, John. 531 00:26:46,420 --> 00:26:49,390 Show me that rancid brilliance that you have. 532 00:26:53,940 --> 00:26:56,810 - He can't fucking sing. - I don't know the words, Steve. 533 00:26:56,910 --> 00:26:59,350 - Just make them up. - I'm not a wind-up doll! 534 00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:02,090 Who looks like a moron now, John? 535 00:27:02,190 --> 00:27:03,690 Eh? 536 00:27:04,420 --> 00:27:06,090 [♪ Plays riff] 537 00:27:09,800 --> 00:27:11,840 Bye-bye, Johnny. 538 00:27:11,940 --> 00:27:13,070 Bye-bye. 539 00:27:13,170 --> 00:27:15,750 Ooh, Jimi Hendrix knows a Stooges riff. 540 00:27:15,850 --> 00:27:17,680 Stooges! 541 00:27:17,780 --> 00:27:20,220 You do know the song. You just can't sing. 542 00:27:20,320 --> 00:27:22,230 ♪ No fun 543 00:27:22,890 --> 00:27:24,400 ♪ No fun... ♪ 544 00:27:24,500 --> 00:27:26,840 - That's it, my boy. Sing! - Shut the fuck up! 545 00:27:32,980 --> 00:27:34,850 ♪ No fun 546 00:27:34,950 --> 00:27:36,760 ♪ My babe 547 00:27:36,860 --> 00:27:38,830 ♪ No fun 548 00:27:41,030 --> 00:27:43,230 ♪ Fun to be alone 549 00:27:44,200 --> 00:27:47,240 ♪ Something up your arse 550 00:27:48,380 --> 00:27:50,850 ♪ Fun to be alone 551 00:27:52,920 --> 00:27:54,190 ♪ Something... 552 00:27:54,290 --> 00:27:57,760 ♪ Something, whatever the fuck 553 00:28:02,940 --> 00:28:04,880 ♪ I may be going out 554 00:28:04,980 --> 00:28:07,080 ♪ And I may be staying at home 555 00:28:07,180 --> 00:28:09,050 ♪ Maybe... ♪ 556 00:28:09,150 --> 00:28:11,160 Fuck! What's... What happened there? 557 00:28:11,260 --> 00:28:13,130 England's greatest guitarist. 558 00:28:13,230 --> 00:28:15,200 You were completely out of tune. 559 00:28:15,300 --> 00:28:17,740 - What's your chord? - It goes to 'E' there. 560 00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,740 [♪ Plays chord] 561 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:23,050 Right. From the top. 562 00:28:23,150 --> 00:28:24,780 One, two, three... 563 00:28:24,880 --> 00:28:26,350 Here, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. 564 00:28:26,450 --> 00:28:28,890 In, in, in, in, in, this is us, this is us, this is us. 565 00:28:28,990 --> 00:28:32,030 ♪ Road Runner, Road Runner 566 00:28:32,130 --> 00:28:33,940 ♪ At a thousand miles an hour... ♪ 567 00:28:34,040 --> 00:28:36,170 Jordan, make sure they let us in. 568 00:28:36,270 --> 00:28:38,340 Keep going, keep going. Just down here... 569 00:28:38,440 --> 00:28:40,980 ♪ ...Runner, Road Runner 570 00:28:41,080 --> 00:28:43,960 ♪ At a thousand miles an hour 571 00:28:44,060 --> 00:28:45,930 ♪ I fell in love with the modern world... ♪ 572 00:28:46,030 --> 00:28:47,200 We heard there was a party. 573 00:28:47,300 --> 00:28:49,030 No, no party. 574 00:28:49,130 --> 00:28:50,970 Well, then we better make one. 575 00:28:51,070 --> 00:28:53,780 - Get lively, boys. - Jordan. 576 00:28:53,880 --> 00:28:56,920 [♪ Reggae music playing] 577 00:28:57,020 --> 00:28:59,520 I never let the shop dictate my style, it's about how I feel. 578 00:28:59,620 --> 00:29:02,330 If anything, I've seen Vivienne take inspiration 579 00:29:02,430 --> 00:29:04,360 from the things that I wear from home. 580 00:29:04,460 --> 00:29:07,370 Loads of people are on the game. Prostitution isn't that bad. 581 00:29:07,470 --> 00:29:09,940 I mean, I've had a few offers, I've thought about it. 582 00:29:10,040 --> 00:29:12,810 Do it if I were you. It's a couple of quid. 583 00:29:12,910 --> 00:29:15,950 Music is fundamentally young people's music, right? 584 00:29:16,050 --> 00:29:18,390 Ganja, Rasta, reggae, 585 00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:20,500 they're all part of the same social movement. 586 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:22,270 It's a pretty good movement. 587 00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:24,940 Mm. 588 00:29:25,040 --> 00:29:27,940 I thought you was doing "painter who couldn't paint"? 589 00:29:28,040 --> 00:29:29,410 It's actually pretty good. 590 00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:31,020 Malcolm. 591 00:29:31,120 --> 00:29:33,860 Please don't tell. 592 00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:36,030 I didn't catch your name. 593 00:29:36,130 --> 00:29:38,830 Helen of Troy. 594 00:29:38,930 --> 00:29:42,570 The face that launched a thousand hips. 595 00:29:42,670 --> 00:29:43,980 Oh, I like you. 596 00:29:44,080 --> 00:29:45,850 Mm. 597 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:47,850 Stand in line, pet. 598 00:29:47,950 --> 00:29:49,450 [Exhales] Don't worry, I will. 599 00:29:49,550 --> 00:29:52,260 [Laughs] 600 00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:53,830 Oi, give us one of those, would ya? 601 00:29:53,930 --> 00:29:56,170 Jordan? Have you seen Chrissie lately? 602 00:29:56,270 --> 00:29:59,510 She's not around much. Maybe she's got a fella on the side. 603 00:29:59,610 --> 00:30:03,110 Oi! Bromley is so boring, I feel like blowing it up 604 00:30:03,210 --> 00:30:06,020 just to see if anyone notices it's gone. 605 00:30:06,120 --> 00:30:08,320 [Cheering] 606 00:30:17,210 --> 00:30:19,410 You finding your way around the fretboard OK? 607 00:30:19,510 --> 00:30:21,450 Would be if I knew what a fretboard was. 608 00:30:20,690 --> 00:30:22,490 609 00:30:23,490 --> 00:30:25,290 How are you getting on with the other Jones? 610 00:30:25,390 --> 00:30:30,000 Oh, he's charming, talented, funny. 611 00:30:30,100 --> 00:30:31,870 Nothing like you. 612 00:30:31,970 --> 00:30:33,470 Sounds like your boyfriend should be worried. 613 00:30:33,580 --> 00:30:38,350 No, my relationship with Mick Jones is completely platonic. 614 00:30:38,450 --> 00:30:41,020 I'm glad it's platonic with that Jones. 615 00:30:41,120 --> 00:30:42,930 [Chrissie] Me, too. 616 00:30:43,030 --> 00:30:46,370 [Steve] Listen, I'm not taking the piss. Can we go upstairs? 617 00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,480 Welcome to me palace. 618 00:30:52,780 --> 00:30:54,290 619 00:30:53,580 --> 00:30:56,190 Here dwelleth the Prince of Denmark Street. 620 00:30:56,290 --> 00:31:00,300 With his noble sword, Excalibur. 621 00:31:02,370 --> 00:31:05,110 You're right... Makes no sense 622 00:31:05,210 --> 00:31:08,210 that Malcolm would give me this amazing guitar. 623 00:31:08,310 --> 00:31:10,920 Probably just thought it'd look good on stage. 624 00:31:17,300 --> 00:31:19,470 The thing is... 625 00:31:19,570 --> 00:31:21,340 I never learnt nothing at school, 626 00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:22,470 I couldn't concentrate. 627 00:31:22,570 --> 00:31:24,480 They call you a moron... 628 00:31:24,580 --> 00:31:27,250 and it just gets worse. 629 00:31:27,350 --> 00:31:28,950 But I always understood music. 630 00:31:29,050 --> 00:31:32,630 And now I got this chance, and I don't wanna fuck it up. 631 00:31:33,730 --> 00:31:35,330 And I know that you get it. 632 00:31:36,200 --> 00:31:39,110 I really need the help. 633 00:31:39,210 --> 00:31:43,680 So, I was wondering, would you teach me how to play properly? 634 00:31:43,780 --> 00:31:47,520 I have no interest in being your guitar teacher, Jonesy. 635 00:31:49,430 --> 00:31:51,500 I got too many problems of my own. 636 00:31:50,960 --> 00:31:52,760 637 00:32:02,050 --> 00:32:03,990 Suppose a fuck's out of the question? 638 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:06,230 Yes, it pretty much is. 639 00:32:05,510 --> 00:32:07,020 640 00:32:06,330 --> 00:32:08,000 "Pretty much"? 641 00:32:08,100 --> 00:32:09,400 Very much. 642 00:32:09,500 --> 00:32:10,540 643 00:32:11,340 --> 00:32:13,040 Scale of one to a hundred, 644 00:32:13,140 --> 00:32:15,680 where one is "I just need to brush me teeth", 645 00:32:15,780 --> 00:32:17,520 and a hundred is 646 00:32:17,620 --> 00:32:20,660 "not if you was the last man on earth", where's it sitting? 647 00:32:20,760 --> 00:32:21,990 Ninety-eight. 648 00:32:22,730 --> 00:32:24,260 "Ninety-eight"? Not bad. 649 00:32:24,510 --> 00:32:26,030 650 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:28,200 Good night, Jonesy. 651 00:32:29,340 --> 00:32:30,480 Ninety-eight. 652 00:32:30,580 --> 00:32:31,550 [Crowd] ♪ Hey! 653 00:32:31,650 --> 00:32:33,180 ♪ Hey! 654 00:32:33,280 --> 00:32:36,690 ♪ We sang shang-a-lang and we ran with the gang 655 00:32:36,790 --> 00:32:40,260 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i 656 00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:43,570 ♪ We were all in the news With our blue suede shoes 657 00:32:43,670 --> 00:32:47,280 ♪ And our dancin' the night away 658 00:32:47,380 --> 00:32:51,080 ♪ Yeah, we sang shang-a-lang and we ran with the gang 659 00:32:51,180 --> 00:32:54,620 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i 660 00:32:54,720 --> 00:32:58,570 ♪ With the jukebox playin' and everybody sayin' 661 00:32:58,670 --> 00:33:01,740 ♪ That music like ours couldn't die... ♪ 662 00:33:03,240 --> 00:33:05,080 Let me hear you! 663 00:33:04,870 --> 00:33:06,840 664 00:33:06,110 --> 00:33:07,620 Whoo-hoo! 665 00:33:11,120 --> 00:33:13,760 Tonight a new movement is born. 666 00:33:12,750 --> 00:33:16,100 667 00:33:16,100 --> 00:33:19,040 To a Bay City Rollers soundtrack? 668 00:33:17,780 --> 00:33:20,390 669 00:33:19,140 --> 00:33:23,250 Never underestimate the power of Tartan, my boy. 670 00:33:24,780 --> 00:33:28,360 ♪ Hey, hey, rockin' to the music 671 00:33:28,460 --> 00:33:30,330 ♪ Hey, hey, rockin' to the music... ♪ 672 00:33:30,430 --> 00:33:33,070 You fucking wanker! 673 00:33:32,460 --> 00:33:34,480 674 00:33:34,840 --> 00:33:37,210 ♪ Hey, hey 675 00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:40,350 ♪ We sang shang-a-lang and we ran with the gang 676 00:33:40,450 --> 00:33:44,090 ♪ Doin' doo-op-dooby-doo-i ♪ 677 00:33:45,560 --> 00:33:47,130 Destroy. 678 00:33:47,730 --> 00:33:49,040 679 00:34:07,840 --> 00:34:11,140 [♪ BO DIDDLEY: "Pills"]♪ As I was lying in a hospital bed 680 00:34:11,240 --> 00:34:14,750 ♪ A rock 'n' roll nurse going to my head... ♪ 681 00:34:14,850 --> 00:34:16,660 - Oh, hello, John. - What's going on, Viv? 682 00:34:16,760 --> 00:34:18,390 You said I could be in the band. 683 00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,230 - You are in the band. - Am I? 684 00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:22,770 No, you're not. Who are you? 685 00:34:22,870 --> 00:34:26,140 This is the John I was telling you about, with the cheekbones. 686 00:34:26,240 --> 00:34:28,510 I've already got the John with the cheekbones. 687 00:34:28,610 --> 00:34:31,650 No, you got John with the teeth. He's my mate. 688 00:34:31,750 --> 00:34:35,360 - You got the wrong John? - I wanna be in the band. 689 00:34:35,460 --> 00:34:37,700 - Well, we don't need you. - Malcolm! 690 00:34:40,340 --> 00:34:41,810 How could you be so daft? 691 00:34:41,910 --> 00:34:44,380 How was I supposed to know there were two Johns 692 00:34:44,480 --> 00:34:49,150 with impeccable cheekbones and a penchant for safety pins? 693 00:34:49,250 --> 00:34:51,860 Look at him. He's perfect. 694 00:34:51,960 --> 00:34:54,130 There's a lot more to a great rock and roll group 695 00:34:54,230 --> 00:34:55,400 than just looks. 696 00:34:55,500 --> 00:34:57,270 You said it had nothing to do with the music. 697 00:34:57,370 --> 00:35:00,410 It doesn't. It has everything to do with chemistry, 698 00:35:00,510 --> 00:35:01,850 and I've got that perfect. 699 00:35:01,950 --> 00:35:04,680 - Have you, Malc? - They hate each other already. 700 00:35:04,780 --> 00:35:06,520 What if it all gets too much for Steve? 701 00:35:06,620 --> 00:35:08,860 What if he crumbles again? 702 00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:17,480 Well, if he does, we now have a replacement. 703 00:35:17,580 --> 00:35:18,850 - Put that back. - Huh? 704 00:35:18,950 --> 00:35:20,550 - Put that back. - Put what back? 705 00:35:20,650 --> 00:35:22,690 Give it to me. 706 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,730 Get out. 707 00:35:26,830 --> 00:35:28,870 [Malcolm] "Give the dog a bone"? 708 00:35:30,340 --> 00:35:31,570 What does that mean? 709 00:35:31,670 --> 00:35:33,680 When you're seventeen, all you want to do is shag. 710 00:35:33,780 --> 00:35:36,720 - Do ya? - Yeah. 711 00:35:36,820 --> 00:35:38,820 - Just sing it. - I'm not singing that. 712 00:35:38,920 --> 00:35:41,890 It sounds like it's written by a moron. 713 00:35:41,990 --> 00:35:43,460 Just sing it. 714 00:35:43,190 --> 00:35:44,200 715 00:35:44,430 --> 00:35:45,500 How old's Malcolm? 716 00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:46,740 - Don't know. - Twenty-nine. 717 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:47,680 718 00:35:52,950 --> 00:35:55,450 You're only twenty-nine... 719 00:35:56,290 --> 00:35:58,490 Got a lot to learn... 720 00:35:58,590 --> 00:36:00,500 You're only twenty-nine... 721 00:36:00,600 --> 00:36:02,630 Give the git a... 722 00:36:02,730 --> 00:36:04,840 Make my stomach... 723 00:36:04,940 --> 00:36:06,610 Nah! 724 00:36:07,640 --> 00:36:09,910 You're only twenty-nine... 725 00:36:10,010 --> 00:36:12,750 Got a lot to learn... 726 00:36:12,850 --> 00:36:16,760 But when your mummy dies, she will not return! 727 00:36:16,860 --> 00:36:18,360 That's more like it! 728 00:36:18,460 --> 00:36:20,230 - It's a little bit weird. - You're welcome. 729 00:36:20,330 --> 00:36:23,370 We like noise, it's our choice... 730 00:36:23,470 --> 00:36:25,210 It's good. We're keeping that. 731 00:36:25,310 --> 00:36:27,480 Easy and simple. Good. 732 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:30,620 And "I don't work, I just speed, that's all I need". 733 00:36:30,720 --> 00:36:35,360 Yeah, some of it's all right, Steve, if I could read it. 734 00:36:35,460 --> 00:36:37,770 Honestly, did you even go to school? 735 00:36:37,870 --> 00:36:39,740 [Scoffs] 736 00:36:39,840 --> 00:36:41,780 No, not really. 737 00:36:41,220 --> 00:36:42,400 738 00:36:41,880 --> 00:36:44,920 Don't worry, I'll work it out. 739 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,760 I need the bog. 740 00:36:49,990 --> 00:36:51,770 John. 741 00:36:51,870 --> 00:36:53,540 I know what we should call ya. 742 00:36:54,870 --> 00:36:57,680 Rotten. On account of your teeth. 743 00:36:58,850 --> 00:37:00,850 Johnny fucking Rotten. 744 00:37:02,590 --> 00:37:04,790 That's brilliant! 745 00:37:04,890 --> 00:37:06,490 I love it. 746 00:37:06,030 --> 00:37:07,040 747 00:37:11,740 --> 00:37:13,370 Who's he think he is? 748 00:37:13,470 --> 00:37:18,320 - He is a bit of a prick. - He's just... weird. 749 00:37:17,890 --> 00:37:18,890 750 00:37:18,420 --> 00:37:19,820 Little fucker. 751 00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:21,660 If you are going to be in the band, 752 00:37:21,760 --> 00:37:23,830 you can't carry on being called John, 753 00:37:23,930 --> 00:37:25,300 because that's my name. 754 00:37:25,400 --> 00:37:26,940 Malcolm won't let me in the band. 755 00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:29,270 Steve's hopeless and Glen's a ponce. 756 00:37:29,370 --> 00:37:30,440 One of 'em has to go. 757 00:37:30,540 --> 00:37:32,310 Besides, I need a mate. 758 00:37:32,410 --> 00:37:34,320 They're really mean most of the time. 759 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,110 760 00:37:34,420 --> 00:37:36,860 My mum calls me Sime. 761 00:37:36,960 --> 00:37:40,460 - Slime is good. - "Sime", not "Slime". 762 00:37:40,560 --> 00:37:42,330 It's short for "Simon". 763 00:37:42,430 --> 00:37:43,970 John Simon Ritchie. 764 00:37:44,070 --> 00:37:46,570 You can't be called Simon either, it's a shit name. 765 00:37:45,540 --> 00:37:47,760 766 00:37:46,670 --> 00:37:47,940 Hence why I prefer John. 767 00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,750 I don't see why we can't both be called John. 768 00:37:50,850 --> 00:37:52,450 Confusion is good. 769 00:37:52,550 --> 00:37:54,890 I've only just noticed your teeth. 770 00:37:54,990 --> 00:37:58,460 You look like my fucking hamster. 771 00:37:58,570 --> 00:38:00,470 Hello, Sid. 772 00:37:59,870 --> 00:38:01,090 773 00:38:00,570 --> 00:38:04,340 We'll call you Sid. After the hamster. 774 00:38:04,440 --> 00:38:07,520 - What's his second name? - Hamsters don't have surnames. 775 00:38:07,620 --> 00:38:09,390 Well, I'm gonna need a second name. 776 00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:10,760 For legal purposes. 777 00:38:11,690 --> 00:38:13,630 Sid Ritchie sounds OK. 778 00:38:13,730 --> 00:38:15,600 Argh! 779 00:38:15,700 --> 00:38:17,640 Sid's really vicious. 780 00:38:16,930 --> 00:38:18,520 781 00:38:19,970 --> 00:38:22,380 [♪ Music playing] 782 00:38:32,730 --> 00:38:35,400 [Malcolm] Rick Wakeman. 783 00:38:34,310 --> 00:38:36,910 784 00:38:36,840 --> 00:38:40,950 This is what rock 'n' roll music has become. 785 00:38:41,050 --> 00:38:43,420 A mind-numbing sedative for the masses 786 00:38:43,520 --> 00:38:45,930 and another means of control. 787 00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:47,220 788 00:38:46,930 --> 00:38:48,630 But I... 789 00:38:48,730 --> 00:38:52,640 have managed to secure you your very first gig, 790 00:38:52,740 --> 00:38:56,920 supporting Bazooka Joe at the Saint Martin Art College. 791 00:38:57,020 --> 00:38:59,620 Actually, I got us the gig. 792 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,960 I am a student there. 793 00:39:02,060 --> 00:39:03,630 Details, Glen. 794 00:39:03,730 --> 00:39:07,370 The point is... is that this is it, boys. 795 00:39:07,470 --> 00:39:09,540 This is your big break. 796 00:39:09,640 --> 00:39:11,680 Tomorrow night, 797 00:39:11,780 --> 00:39:15,420 we launch our mission of destruction. 798 00:39:22,730 --> 00:39:24,570 [Dog barking] 799 00:39:32,890 --> 00:39:35,560 - Oh, you're awake. - What are you doing? 800 00:39:35,660 --> 00:39:37,700 We like noise, it's our choice. 801 00:39:37,460 --> 00:39:39,210 802 00:39:39,730 --> 00:39:41,470 We gotta be loud tomorrow. 803 00:39:41,570 --> 00:39:43,540 Yeah, I know. 804 00:39:43,640 --> 00:39:45,750 We don't have a proper amp. 805 00:39:45,850 --> 00:39:47,480 Just use Bazooka Joe's. 806 00:39:47,580 --> 00:39:49,750 The main bands always turn the support down 807 00:39:49,850 --> 00:39:51,720 so they don't sound as good as 'em. 808 00:39:51,820 --> 00:39:53,460 It's the oldest trick in the book. 809 00:39:53,560 --> 00:39:54,860 Come on, I know where to get one. 810 00:39:54,960 --> 00:39:57,700 - No, I'm working tomorrow. - Tomorrow's the gig. 811 00:39:57,800 --> 00:39:59,970 Yeah, I've gotta work first, you pillock. 812 00:40:00,070 --> 00:40:01,880 Not everyone gets to live the life of Riley. 813 00:40:01,980 --> 00:40:03,880 Oh, pardon me for being so fortunate. 814 00:40:03,980 --> 00:40:07,020 Is everything all right...? Oh, hello, Steve. 815 00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:08,690 - Hello, Mrs C. - Sorry, Mum. 816 00:40:08,790 --> 00:40:09,960 Steve was just leaving. 817 00:40:10,060 --> 00:40:12,130 You can use the front door, Steve. 818 00:40:12,230 --> 00:40:14,740 Oh, no, it's no trouble. This is just as easy. 819 00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:17,480 Sorry to wake you, Mrs C. 820 00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:19,580 - Night, love. - Night, Mum. 821 00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:21,370 822 00:40:22,050 --> 00:40:24,060 [Thunder rumbling] 823 00:40:25,090 --> 00:40:26,190 It's important! 824 00:40:27,400 --> 00:40:28,410 825 00:40:28,200 --> 00:40:30,770 Can't say your old mate Jonesy don't show you a good time. 826 00:40:30,870 --> 00:40:33,740 Yeah, or nearly get me arrested on a weekly basis. 827 00:40:33,840 --> 00:40:35,880 Let's fire it up. 828 00:40:35,980 --> 00:40:37,750 I gotta be at work in two hours. 829 00:40:37,850 --> 00:40:39,450 Oh, fuck! 830 00:40:39,550 --> 00:40:40,890 That apprenticeship, 831 00:40:40,990 --> 00:40:42,790 it's getting in the way of your real job. 832 00:40:42,890 --> 00:40:44,930 - Yeah, my real job don't pay. - It will. 833 00:40:45,030 --> 00:40:47,200 The Pistols are gonna be bigger than The Stones. 834 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:49,740 Do you know how many shit bands there are in London right now 835 00:40:49,840 --> 00:40:52,050 - saying that? - We ain't shit. 836 00:40:52,980 --> 00:40:54,520 Or we won't be soon. 837 00:40:55,220 --> 00:40:56,610 838 00:40:56,860 --> 00:40:58,930 Get some sleep. 839 00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:00,590 840 00:41:02,270 --> 00:41:04,070 [♪ Loud chords on guitar] 841 00:41:16,860 --> 00:41:18,200 - Oi, John! - John, John, wait. It's just up there. 842 00:41:18,300 --> 00:41:20,270 [Indistinct chattering] 843 00:41:22,010 --> 00:41:23,510 Fucking hell! 844 00:41:24,280 --> 00:41:26,550 Through those doors there. 845 00:41:28,620 --> 00:41:31,820 Look at all these stupid hippies. 846 00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:34,060 - Gonna hate us. - I hope so. 847 00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,770 No wonder you're a student here, Glen, you fit right in. 848 00:41:36,870 --> 00:41:40,640 You should be playing medieval mandolin with Rick Fakeman. 849 00:41:40,740 --> 00:41:42,010 Yeah? Piss off! 850 00:41:42,110 --> 00:41:44,520 [Man] Excuse me, mate. Could you tell me 851 00:41:44,620 --> 00:41:46,690 where the abstract expressionism lecture is this evening? 852 00:41:46,790 --> 00:41:48,090 What? 853 00:41:48,190 --> 00:41:50,290 It's on that notice-board. I can't read it from here. 854 00:41:50,870 --> 00:41:52,040 855 00:41:52,130 --> 00:41:54,200 I'm running late. 856 00:41:54,300 --> 00:41:57,840 - Oh, fuck off, you dumb hippie. - That's the boy! 857 00:41:57,940 --> 00:42:00,080 Fuck abstract expressionism. 858 00:42:00,180 --> 00:42:05,830 Steve plays guitar, very badly, and he doesn't like to read. 859 00:42:05,930 --> 00:42:09,230 - Come see us play, we're awful. - Guys, come on, one more time, 860 00:42:09,330 --> 00:42:11,100 one more time... two, three. 861 00:42:11,200 --> 00:42:13,580 ♪ Went to the dance... 862 00:42:13,680 --> 00:42:16,050 [♪ Song continues indistinctly] 863 00:42:19,050 --> 00:42:21,320 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 864 00:42:22,990 --> 00:42:24,830 You're not using that. 865 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:27,600 Actually, mate, we are. 866 00:42:27,700 --> 00:42:30,580 Feeling a bit inadequate, are we? 867 00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,950 I've already sorted this with your manager. 868 00:42:33,050 --> 00:42:34,950 We don't give a shit! 869 00:42:36,090 --> 00:42:38,630 It's our amp or you don't play. 870 00:42:39,890 --> 00:42:42,830 I bet it's fucking stolen anyway. 871 00:42:42,930 --> 00:42:44,270 Steve? 872 00:42:46,810 --> 00:42:48,710 It's all right. 873 00:42:47,520 --> 00:42:49,950 874 00:42:48,810 --> 00:42:49,880 Leave it. 875 00:42:49,980 --> 00:42:51,950 Right. Two, three, four. 876 00:42:52,050 --> 00:42:54,160 [♪ Song resumes] 877 00:43:01,200 --> 00:43:03,010 Yeah, OK, Mick. 878 00:43:05,780 --> 00:43:07,280 An all-guy line-up? 879 00:43:10,790 --> 00:43:14,030 Yeah, but I mean, I... I could just come along and jam. 880 00:43:14,130 --> 00:43:16,230 [Phone beeping, coin drops] 881 00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:19,010 Shit! Sorry, can you hear me? 882 00:43:19,110 --> 00:43:20,240 Hello? 883 00:43:20,340 --> 00:43:22,040 [Crackling] 884 00:43:22,140 --> 00:43:23,920 [Whirring] 885 00:43:33,910 --> 00:43:36,330 886 00:43:50,100 --> 00:43:52,140 - Are you all right? - Never better. 887 00:43:53,980 --> 00:43:55,750 Problem solved. 888 00:43:55,850 --> 00:43:57,950 I'm now Sid. Sid Vicious. 889 00:43:58,050 --> 00:43:59,950 That is an excellent name. 890 00:44:00,050 --> 00:44:03,290 John christened me... after his hamster. 891 00:44:03,390 --> 00:44:05,930 John is a clever boy. 892 00:44:06,030 --> 00:44:08,100 Careful, loves. Hippie alert. 893 00:44:13,010 --> 00:44:14,980 Not always, Vivienne. 894 00:44:16,790 --> 00:44:18,960 See, he's perfect. 895 00:44:19,060 --> 00:44:21,830 Whoever votes to sack Glen, raise their hand. 896 00:44:21,930 --> 00:44:23,700 Piss off, John. 897 00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,240 Cookie, your government needs you. 898 00:44:26,340 --> 00:44:29,450 We've nearly got the numbers for a simple majority. 899 00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:35,190 Steve, being the culpable moron he is, will probably abstain. 900 00:44:35,290 --> 00:44:37,800 - Oh, no, where are you going? - For a piss, all right? 901 00:44:43,810 --> 00:44:45,880 [Retching] 902 00:44:50,090 --> 00:44:52,290 It's not time for another runner, Jonesy. 903 00:44:54,060 --> 00:44:57,470 I'm just some moron with a white guitar... 904 00:44:57,570 --> 00:44:59,010 who can barely play. 905 00:44:58,500 --> 00:44:59,880 906 00:45:06,350 --> 00:45:09,760 I came to London because I thought America was over. 907 00:45:09,860 --> 00:45:12,900 It turns out England is asleep. 908 00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:16,310 It needs a good kick up its tight little limey ass. 909 00:45:16,410 --> 00:45:19,380 You and Rotten might just be the ones to do it. 910 00:45:23,050 --> 00:45:25,420 Suppose a fuck's still out of the question? 911 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:28,970 Go fuck the music. 912 00:45:40,250 --> 00:45:42,460 What are you doing? 913 00:45:45,870 --> 00:45:48,440 We like noise. 914 00:45:51,080 --> 00:45:53,920 You touch that plug... 915 00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:56,550 we will destroy you. 916 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:05,140 We're the Fucked Four. 917 00:46:06,510 --> 00:46:10,280 We're gonna kick this country awake if it kills us. 918 00:46:10,380 --> 00:46:13,190 Yes, that's more like it. 919 00:46:13,290 --> 00:46:16,360 We are going to the toppermost of the poppermost. 920 00:46:17,300 --> 00:46:18,560 - What? - [Glen] What? 921 00:46:18,660 --> 00:46:20,070 That's what The Beatles used to say 922 00:46:20,170 --> 00:46:21,500 when they were in shitty dressing-rooms like this. 923 00:46:21,600 --> 00:46:23,840 - You know, thinking they'd... - Beatles! 924 00:46:23,940 --> 00:46:24,980 Oh, you've bloody jinxed us. 925 00:46:25,080 --> 00:46:26,480 We're gonna need our own saying. 926 00:46:25,890 --> 00:46:27,160 927 00:46:26,580 --> 00:46:28,520 - How about... - No more Beatles shit! 928 00:46:28,620 --> 00:46:31,360 I've got it. "Get pissed... 929 00:46:34,560 --> 00:46:36,470 "Destroy!" 930 00:46:38,040 --> 00:46:39,510 Bloody brilliant. 931 00:46:40,240 --> 00:46:42,210 Yeah. Oh. 932 00:46:43,170 --> 00:46:47,510 933 00:47:02,150 --> 00:47:05,360 ♪ You're only twenty-nine 934 00:47:05,460 --> 00:47:07,530 ♪ Got a lot to learn 935 00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:11,600 ♪ Cos when your mummy dies 936 00:47:11,700 --> 00:47:13,940 ♪ She will not return 937 00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:16,350 ♪ We like noise 938 00:47:16,450 --> 00:47:18,020 ♪ It's our choice 939 00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:20,290 ♪ It's what we wanna do 940 00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,000 ♪ We don't care about long hair 941 00:47:25,100 --> 00:47:28,100 ♪ I don't wear flares 942 00:47:28,200 --> 00:47:31,580 ♪ See my face, not a trace 943 00:47:31,680 --> 00:47:33,310 ♪ No reality 944 00:47:34,980 --> 00:47:38,190 ♪ I don't work, I just speed 945 00:47:38,290 --> 00:47:40,290 ♪ That's all I need... ♪ 946 00:47:40,390 --> 00:47:41,430 [Viv] This is it! 947 00:47:41,530 --> 00:47:43,970 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 948 00:47:44,500 --> 00:47:47,040 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 949 00:47:47,710 --> 00:47:51,320 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 950 00:47:51,420 --> 00:47:55,290 ♪ I'm so lazy... ♪ 951 00:48:03,070 --> 00:48:06,350 - They're terrible. - Yeah. 952 00:48:06,450 --> 00:48:07,580 Fucking great. 953 00:48:11,260 --> 00:48:13,360 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 954 00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:17,540 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 955 00:48:17,640 --> 00:48:20,540 ♪ I'm a lazy sod 956 00:48:21,280 --> 00:48:23,450 ♪ I'm so lazy... ♪ 957 00:48:23,550 --> 00:48:25,420 How are we gonna follow this? 958 00:48:25,520 --> 00:48:28,460 ♪ Unbelievably... ♪ 959 00:48:30,160 --> 00:48:31,430 [♪ Music stops] 960 00:48:34,270 --> 00:48:35,440 Sid! 961 00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:38,380 [♪ YES: "Starship Trooper"] 962 00:49:04,430 --> 00:49:06,180 963 00:49:30,580 --> 00:49:32,650 [Gunshot] 964 00:49:32,750 --> 00:49:35,560 [♪ "Shang-A-Lang" (Instrumental Version)] 965 00:49:36,920 --> 00:49:41,380 966 00:50:28,980 --> 00:50:30,990 66361

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