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What can I do for you today?

I don't have a lot of time. I need a massage.

I need one of your men for a massage.

Oh, we actually don't have any men here. Don't mess with me. I've been here

before. I know you have men here. No, seriously.

Oh, yes you do.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah. Yeah.

Uh -huh.

I'm so fucking tired.

I'm so glad I don't have to do another one of these.

Surprise! Oh, my God!

Will, what are you doing here?

I'm here for a date.

A date?

What are you talking about?

Yeah, you don't remember what you said yesterday?

Here, these are for you. You mean the massage?

Yeah, you said, yeah, a date. Oh, my God.

What's this?

Why'd you bring me this?

Well, because you said tomorrow, which is today, that...

you'd be going like a day well what it's i said i would give you a massage i

mean because you gave that lady a massage this isn't a date well exactly

i mean whatever you want to call it keep telling yourself that i i'm

gonna go i'm gonna go in the massage room and i'm gonna get ready for a date

yeah i'll be right in i'm just gonna put these down okay all right cool

What are you doing?

What do you mean? Well, I take the clothes off of you and I... Wait, I said

yesterday.

Okay, whatever.

It doesn't matter.

Alright, so... Oh, no, no, no. It's okay. I'll take it off myself. Don't

Alright. I got it.

So now we get in the shower, right?

Um...

No,

no, no, no. No, no, no.

Well,

we can just get in the bath.

How about that?

Well, I already showered. Yeah, that's fine.

Okay. Yeah.

I need you to come around.

It's just amazing.

I don't remember the last time I even got a massage.

This isn't a date.

I'm sorry I got carried away.

Oh, this is... Gosh.

I've got to go on more dates, bro.

You're such a nice cock.

So I thought this was some special date or something.

It's not a date.

But I think you said you were going to do something.

Okay, yeah.

Oh.

Hmm.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Can I fuck you?

No.

Oh,

that's right.

Yeah.

No,

no, we can't.

All right.

This is your only way to ask me out on a date, huh?

Um, no.

Yeah.

I'm not dating.

You girls are sneaky.

Pretty creative, though.

Well, I keep telling you that it's not a fucking date.

Yeah, sure is.

Okay.

What are you doing out there?

Putting some on me.

Extra slippery.

I bet it is.

I bet it is.

Hello. Hi.

You feeling good so far?

Yeah.

Oh wow, yeah.

You want me?

No, no, no, no, no. Just lay down and I'll do that.

Are you sure? Yeah.

Yeah, don't do that.

All right. I can do it.

Yeah, I know.

It's not a date world. Yeah.

If I fuck you, you have to stop with this whole date thing.

Do you agree to stop saying that this is a date if I have sex with you? And you

can't tell anybody either.

Come on.

Don't tell anyone.

You have to promise, or I'm not going to do it. Okay, okay, okay, deal.

Okay. I'm going to fuck that.

Wait, where are you going?

Where are you going?

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, yeah.

Oh my God.

Yes.

Holy shit.

Thank you.

I will go on a date with you see I told you