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(TurboScribe tarafından transkribe edilmiştir. Bu mesajı kaldırmak için Sınırsıza Yükselt.) What's going on?

Not much.

What's up with you?

Well, we're on day 5 now.

Is that what it is?

Day 5.

I lose count sometimes.

We're on campus doing our damage, doing our work, putting in work is

what we're doing.

I'm scanning.

I don't see too much of anything.

Well, you know what?

We're early today.

It's only 8.30. We're going

to run the same drag?

We're going to run the same drag?

I mean, whatever happens, happens.

We have to play it by ear.

You can't just assume anything.

No, I can never assume.

You know when you assume, you make an ass out of you and

me.

Yeah.

Hold on, we got, we got.

The one on the left looks too old.

She must be a teacher.

Cafeteria, huh?

Cafeteria.

Hey, how you doing there?

What's up?

Hi, do you mind if I sit and talk to you for a

minute?

My name is Richard, by the way.

Sure.

Nice to meet you.

Richard, who is this?

What are you doing with this camera here?

My mom's Jonas.

Hi, I'm McKenna.

Nice to meet you.

We're doing like this little thing.

We cover each department, you know, department as far as interviewing the

different students from those departments.

You know those big TVs that you see up in the classroom?

Yeah.

We make all the little different types of films that flash on there

and look all corny and everything.

Yeah, those ones.

So now we're doing something else.

We're trying a new project this time.

We're trying to find students from every department and find out what they

like and don't like about their particular majors and all that kind of

stuff.

What problems they're having and what's good and what's bad about the class

and what it's like to go here to this college and all that

different type of stuff.

So we're looking for people that, you know, I've been here for a

while.

I've been going to school here for a while, so I kind of

know who's new here and who's not.

You look like a freshman, so I was like, uh.

I am.

I was going to ask you earlier, what is your major?

I'm doing calculus right now.

Taking calculus?

Yeah.

It's all right.

It's calculus.

I mean, can't be that fun.

So how are you making it through the class?

I can't switch right in the middle of the semester.

So is it going good in the class?

Well, I mean, it's all right.

It's okay.

I asked her if it was going fabulous.

She'd be saying, I'm doing hella good.

I'm getting a straight A.

Uh, no.

Not yet.

Not yet?

No.

Do you like the A?

I mean, I used to be an assistant in a few of the

company's classes.

Oh, really?

Algebra classes and trade classes.

So you know shit.

Some say that I do.

So if you need any help, you know.

I would definitely need some help.

Okay, well check this out then.

Let's make a trade.

You help us with the video here.

Okay.

And I help you with the calculus.

We've got all kinds of books and shit and whatnot.

We've got a little studio that's like right across the street at the

little front house.

It's all the noise here.

What's up, Arthur?

Yeah, I know.

So we never film here.

We just like, you know, set up the camera.

We just try and get our, like, we try and introduce ourselves, talk

to as many students as we can.

Like, and then see if there's anybody that's interested.

What we would need from you mostly is we need you to just

tell us about the math program here.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

You can do that?

I can definitely do that.

Awesome.

Who's your teacher?

Mr. Jones.

Mr. Jones.

Yeah.

I know him well.

He's an asshole.

Yeah.

You just got to get on his good side.

I know.

If you're, like, hella good in the class, then you might.

You think he's gay?

He might be.

Honestly.

Why don't you try it?

I've tried all sorts of shit with him.

I still can't get an A.

That's classic right there.

That doesn't work with him.

That is funny.

Oh, I'm going to have to try a different tactic then.

Yeah, I was his assistant, and I had all kinds of commands.

Well, what do I got to do?

I'm like, whatever you do, it's not going to work.

He's about math, like, seriously.

He's about math and a half, dude.

He's all over math, and he's crazy.

He's not.

He's not in the mathematical world.

Well, yeah, he's pretty smart, but, I mean, he's an asshole.

You know what?

He wants to get the best out of his students.

He's got to cuss him out and shit sometimes.

I had no idea what he was about.

I was just like, yo, fuck.

Leave me alone.

He filmed me, because I'm the best student in the class and stuff.

He filmed you?

No, he didn't film me.

I was just, when he tried to get smart in the beginning with

me, when I first started the class.

You put him in his place.

I put him in his place and just showed him I knew what

I was talking about, and then he was like, okay.

Oh, okay.

You know what?

I'm missing this whole conversation because of all the noise.

Oh, no.

You got time?

I totally have time.

All right, cool.

Well, you know what?

We'll see if we can help you with your calc, and you can

help us with our orientation video.

Okay.

Sound good?

Sounds great.

Awesome.

Let's show them where we're at.

We can walk to our spot.

We're that close.

Oh, okay.

Very close.

Hi, Jesus.

Hi.

All right.

Let's take a walk.

So, do you see what I'm saying?

No.

I don't fucking get this at all.

I don't even want to be a fucking calculus major.

I don't even want to be a major in math yet.

I want to just, I don't know.

This sucks.

This fucking sucks.

It's hard at first, but once you get over that little first bump,

then it's all good.

I don't know.

I seriously can't get it.

I just don't get it.

I don't know what to do.

Fuck math, dude.

Why don't you take something else?

What do you like to do?

I mean, what interests you?

I don't know.

Anything besides math?

Anything besides math?

Yeah.

Such as?

Fuck math.

But math is like...

It's the element.

It's the universal language, isn't it?

Yeah, it's the elements of everything, but math...

I'm from the USA.

I fucking hate math.

What do you like to do?

I like to fucking party.

All the time.

We all like to party.

All the time.

Always.

That's why I'm in college.

You're in college to party?

That's why I'm in college, too.

That's what I like about college.

That's my favorite thing about college.

That's what college is about.

That's fucking math.

What the fuck is this?

Party, party, party.

Yeah.

What kind of parties do you like?

Every kind of party.

Every kind of party?

Yeah.

Nice.

Good call.

Hey, I ain't hating.

I'm congratulating.

We're all about the party, aren't we?

We are.

I am, at least.

So are you like a socialite around campus?

You go to all the bashes at the frat houses and all that

stuff?

Yeah, I'm kind of there all the time.

Nice.

I'm surprised we haven't seen you.

I know, right?

You should have been by now.

Really?

We like to party, too.

Really?

Oh, yes.

Teachers like to party?

He's not a teacher.

He's a student.

He does a lot of assistant work.

We are a teacher's assistant.

Ooh.

Same thing.

Hey.

Same thing to me?

The nice thing about being the assistant is it doesn't matter what you

do.

There are no rules.

Oh, really?

I'm not bound by the Mr. Jones-type rules and stuff.

Badass.

You don't have to abide by all the same rules.

We party here, too.

This is a frat house sometimes.

We throw crazy parties here.

Really?

We got a pool in the back.

I've never been invited.

Well, you're invited to the next one for sure.

I better be.

You are.

Oh, yeah.

You're in there.

Oh, my.

What?

Is that your car?

I'll see if it is.

Are you serious?

Oh, my God.

What?

This car is huge.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Is that the type of party you like doing?

That's the type of party I like doing.

Well, let's party.

Are you serious?

Yeah.

This is the best tutoring session I've ever had in my entire life.

We love that shit.

What?

It's fucking huge.

Oh, my God.

How exciting.

Let's party then.

Oh, yeah?

Oh, shit.

You've done this before, huh?

A couple times.

Damn.

Dude.

Holy shit.

How about it?

Choke it down.

Damn, girl.

Move your hands.

Don't swallow.

Don't spit.

Damn.

Get them out.

Wow.

You're a good party.

Wash it down.

Slow down.

What the fuck is up with her?

Oh, my God.

You got a good nigga, too.

Take them off.

Shoes off, too.

And the shirt.

And the bra.

Oh, my God.

Let me see them titties.

Holy shit.

Let's party.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

I like this one.

Oh, yeah.

Open your fucking mouth.

Deeper, bitch.

Yeah, baby.

Wash that down.

Right there, don't you?

Yeah.

You ever had a butt?

Mm-mm.

I'm gonna act like you know.

Come here, bitch.

Oh, you fucking dirty whore.

I know a whore when I see one.

Ooh.

Parents, this is what happens when you see your fucking daughter in a

fucking college.

This is what type of shit they doing.

They getting mudded out.

Ooh.

That's right.

Oh.

Fuck you.

There you go.

Can't fucking put it in my throat.

Come on, get on the floor.

Get your pussy down.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Ooh.

Oh, my...

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

I love you.

Fuck you.

Come on.

Fuck you, bitch.

Fuck you, motherfucker.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Come on.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Come on.

Fuck.

My fucking girl.

My fucking girl.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Oh, my God.

I love you.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Holy shit.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my God.

It's so fucking big.

Holy shit.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Yeah.

Don't fuck yourself.

Oh

It looks so good.

Oh my god.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my fucking...

Oh my god.

It's not gonna kill me.

Oh my god.

Fuck me.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck yeah.

Yes.

Go back in there bitch.

Back in there fucking bitch.

Holy shit.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

What are you doing?

Back in.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

It's a fucking pig.

Holy shit.

Fuck.

Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah.

Stick your pussy.

Holy shit.

It's a fucking pig.

Holy shit.

It's a fucking pig.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my fucking hair.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh my...

God.

Don't you run from me.

Yeah.

Fucking little fucking whore.

Yes.

You little fucker.

Yeah.

You enjoying yourself bitch?

Yeah.

Just a little bit.

That's what a big man on campus does right there.

Yes sir.

Are you ready for some more?

You come so fucking hard and you're like, ahhh, like, retarded afterwards.

That's what we like to hear.

We've got a couple more orgasms coming, I know.

I know.

I know.

Fuck.

I like her.

I like her a lot.

See what your daughter's doing?

There it is.

You thought she was going for a calculus class, but no!

She's a calculus.

She's calculating already.

Calculating the amount of orgasms she gets.

That's math, right?

That's math, yeah.

Where are we at?

It's like, do calc-chocula.

One orgasm.

Two orgasms.

Holy shit.

Good?

So much better than people I fuck usually.

Somebody's got to do it.

Somebody has to do it.

You ready for some more?

Let me see, is that pussy okay?

It's surviving?

It's surviving.

It's tough, dude.

It's tough pussy?

It's tough.

Go ahead.

I'm done.

Please.

Please do.

It's my favorite.

Hell yeah, put some water on that shit.

Bottled water to the rescue for the pussy.

Okay.

I'm ready.

Back where you was.

Ass up.

Face down.

Come on.

Come on.

Fucking A.

Come on, arch that back.

Fucking dick.

Holy shit.

Be still.

Oh my god, yeah.

Just like that.

That feels so fucking good.

Yeah.

Fucking big black cock.

Be still.

Huh?

Be still, babe.

Keep your fucking back down.

Oh my god.

Motherfucker.

No, no, no.

It's not letting you up, child.

Rest it back.

Come on.

Fuck.

Oh.

Fuck.

Come on, fuck it now.

Fuck.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

You're gonna fuck me every night.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Yeah.

I wanna see that big black dick in my pussy.

Yeah.

I wanna see it.

Yeah.

It looks so fucking good.

Fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Look in your eyes.

Look in your eyes.

Come on.

Oh, fucking A.

Fuck.

Come on, bitch.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Motherfucker.

Yeah, fuck most.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

It's a fucking big dick.

Holy shit.

That's what I fucking wanted, yes.

Give it to me, motherfucker.

Yeah.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Right here.

What?

Right here.

Fucking.

It makes me squirt.

Every time.

Fucking.

Yeah.

Get outside and say hi to the neighbors.

Say hi, neighbors.

Hi, neighbors.

Help.

Fuck.

Fuck.

You okay?

I fucking love you.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Jump.

Jump on my fucking back.