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My eardrums are weeping.
I could call the front desk again.
Why?
I suspect it is the front desk
who's attempting to torture me into an earlier checkout.
Sam, you're making the same mistakes
over and over again, what is wrong with you?
Maybe that's because it's 1:38.
Can I finish losing to you tomorrow?
So you can sleep and I suffer through this cacophony, no.
Give me a fighting chance.
Is that a uniform or a costume?
Oh, hey Mr. B, yeah they're paying me
to guard the party, pretty sweet, huh?
You're letting the hooligans in.
You're guarding the party backwards.
They bought up the whole floor,
except your suite, of course.
You're the only one complaining, and um...
Oh, hi, whoa, where we going?
Mr. Balagan, do you know who's staying in this suite?
Dionysus?
It's Deacon, Demon Spawn.
Hey, nice robe.
I salute your dedication to indulgence, man,
but I must appeal to your sense of decency.
My what?
Your sense of decency.
Oh decency, we're not gonna have any of that
here tonight, are we?
Out of the way, move.
It was your son's bedtime four hours ago
and you said you would sing him a lullaby.
You're right.
Deacon, deacon!
It's gone, Deeks, somebody took it all.
Well finally some quiet.
Good morning.
Oh, really?
Check this out.
He didn't even need stitches.
Took it like a man, though, didn't you?
Didn't you, my little angel?
Yeah, looks worse than it is.
Did that hurt?
No.
So, if you were to find
what Troy here lost,
what kind of fee are we looking at?
Depends what was stolen.
$200,000.
20% plus expenses.
Okay, no problem, I'll just go back upstairs
and reread my encyclopedias.
15%, no expenses.
Okay, just take one more up to the bar
and then come back down, that's only like half of it.
Hey, Nana Fay, hey, you okay?
Oh, well you know I'm at work,
but what, is it the TV cable again?
Okay, yeah well I can be there after work around 2:00.
Okay, see you then, bye.
And what was the money for?
I got this guy, Ray, he gets me things.
And Troy asked him to procure for me
a certain little something.
Ooh, was it a Matisse or a Louis XVI writing desk,
puppets, drugs, what?
Yeah, that's right, drugs.
So, your plan rocked
when it should have rolled.
Yeah, anyway, I met at our usual spot,
this alley off of Seventh.
Yeah and then Troy gets out of the car,
wham,
someone clocks him and takes my money.
Ooh, clocks you with what?
A wooden bat.
You did not see who the assailant was?
No, but it had to be Ray.
And now he's not answering our calls.
Anybody else who might have known
about the meeting or the money?
That's hard to say.
Hard to say, boy.
Oh hi, I mean uh, secrets are hard to keep on a tour bus.
Right, so.
40 people plus stowaways.
Could have been anybody.
Hey, you're gonna have to earn your 10%.
15%.
So tell me, how much longer do we have
the pleasure of being neighbors?
Well the concert's tomorrow night.
Sunday we jet, is that gonna be enough time?
Probably not.
You may never see your $200,000 again, will you miss it?
The point is, comrade,
we can't have anyone ripping off the Demon Spawn.
It's bad for the image.
Mm-hmm.
I'll need this Ray guy's address.
Sam, just go there and talk to Ray.
I don't know, an overdue library book
or a winning lottery ticket.
I have to supervise, I have to go.
He likes swimming, yes you do.
Aww, the spawn of the Spawn, yes, adorable.
I'm sorry, you are?
Must be difficult getting your husband's attention, hmm?
What is that supposed to mean?
I saw your performance last night,
it was memorable.
Trust me, no one remembers.
And yet you did marry this Demon Spawn, did you not?
He didn't used to be like that.
He was a busker playing folk songs when I met him.
So the actor became the part.
All he needs now is a three-headed dog.
Did Mommy bash the big bad man on the head?
Oh yes she did.
Yes, she did.
If you want your husband's attention,
why not hit him in the head?
Worthless junk!
VCRs don't even exist anymore.
Uh, excuse me.
Hi, I'm looking for Ray, is this the place?
Oh, you're looking for Ray, well join the club.
Sorry?
Cheating bastard didn't come home last night.
Oh, so you don't know where he is?
He has uh, overdue library book.
Probably helping his new girlfriend move.
He rented a van on my credit card.
You must think I'm pretty stupid.
Uh, he didn't mention any money
he might have happened to just found or something?
Can I hear him on the phone,
Kelly this, Kelly that, I read his texts,
emails Kelly, Kelly, Kelly,
and then I confront him about it, he just denies it.
Do you know where Kelly lives?
I really need to speak to Ray.
You got a car?
Yeah.
Great, you drive.
Hello?
Hey, what's shakin', Nana Fay?
Oh Danni, have you had some lunch?
Can I get you anything?
No, no, I'm okay.
Perhaps a cup of tea, yes.
Okay, sure, here, got that Saskatoon berry jam.
Oh bless your kind heart, oh.
Okay so what's the deal, cable thingy fell out again?
White cable down.
Hey Danni.
You, you look great.
Is this why I'm here?
How could I say no?
I never see the two of you together anymore.
How much trouble are you in this time?
Trouble, no trouble, just a little challenge.
I cannot keep bailing you out.
What if this is the last time?
Oh, right.
How much?
More than you have.
Oh, well, sorry, would have more,
but you still owe me 50 grand.
Would either of you like a piece of cake?
I don't know why I make so much,
I can't eat it myself.
I can't believe you dragged Nana Fay into this.
I am gonna pay you back every penny
just as soon as you help me out with this one little thing.
Danni, Danni, Danni,
I can't pay you back if I'm dead.
This is serious.
They're really gonna kill you?
This is why I need you.
I brought you a slice of lemon cake,
low cholesterol.
Okay.
Uh, Nana Fay, you're sitting on your alert thing again.
Oh, yeah you gotta remember to wear this around your neck.
Oh, but it makes me feel so old.
That's why you have to wear it.
And he didn't say anything about
delivering something to a rock star?
Ray is always delivering things to stupid musicians.
Ray!
Ray!
Yeah, yeah, I'm coming. Maybe we should just call.
Hold on, hold on,
hold your horses. Ray!
Yeah, what's up?
Where is that bitch?
Hey, hey, hey, excuse me.
I know you're here with that tramp.
What are you doing?
My name's Sam, Sam Besht.
Yeah?
We're looking for Ray.
So am I.
Who are you?
I work for Grandmaster Balagan,
we think Ray stole some money.
Yeah, mine.
Yours?
Uh-huh.
He was here with that slut Kelly.
I'm Kelly.
He's cheating on me with you?
What?
Yeah he's in there, isn't he, Ray I'm gonna...
It's a bear.
Oh.
So this Kelly guy said that Ray was supposed to
pay him 100 grand for the bear.
I emailed these to you.
So Deacon was buying a polar bear?
Well, he is a rock star.
See Luci, I am not the worst guest in this hotel.
No, Mr. Balagan, you are the second worst,
and be careful, there is glass in the carpet, hi Sammy.
So Deacon paid $200,000, yes?
Is Ray going to pocket the other half or what?
Yeah, Ray's motto, 100% mark-up.
And how did Kelly acquire this Siberian creature?
He's had it since it was a cub.
It's full-grown now, it's too expensive to feed.
Did Ray mention any of this to you?
I don't know every little thing that Ray gets up to.
Hey Dr. Zhivago, you find my cash?
We found your certain little something.
You planning on snorting it or smoking it?
Hi.
Not the mesquite, the hickory.
Cool.
Hey, can I get you something to eat?
My special chef here can make anything.
No thank you.
Do all these people ever go away?
Oh when they do, I'll know I'm in trouble.
So, riding a bear to your next concert, yes?
What happened, your tour bus broke down?
The bear's for my show.
Troy.
Oh yeah, kill the music.
I got this whole laser light extravaganza planned
with some pyro, Troy.
Girls, beat it.
And at the end, I want to be standing
on the edge of the stage shredding.
And then suddenly, the mighty polar bear
will rise from beneath the stage like it's about to attack,
and the fans, they're going crazy.
And I turn and I play that mighty beast
right back into submission.
You're speechless, aren't you?
Mm-hmm.
That's all right, most people are.
You know, you should come check out our show.
I'll get you a couple comps,
Troy, give him some comps.
No, thank you.
And do you have permits to put this bear in your concert?
Permit, that's cute.
Tell you what,
you just worry about finding my money.
I'll worry about the bear.
Gather around, ladies, this song is for you.
Hey, what's your plan here?
I was thinking number three.
Oh, you can't do number three,
I'm way out of practice.
Two.
No, I'm not wearing the right outfit.
All right then four.
Absolutely not, no.
Babe, you practically invented four.
All right.
God, Ray, I can't believe I am doing this again.
Hello?
Help!
Please help!
No one's home.
Well even more perfect.
Got this on the internet,
opens any garage door.
What is in here?
You're not gonna believe it.
Check this out.
What?
Where could it go?
Weird, what are the odds?
A plan of yours actually falling apart.
I got other plans.
Lucina, you look like you worked a whole week in one day.
Mr. Balagan, it's not just the mess and the smell,
it's that music.
What, you don't like the sound of people
clubbing each other with bags of cats?
His first album broke new ground, but this new one?
He sold out.
Sold out?
And they expect me to clean for some party
after the concert just so they destroy it again.
Deacon's lady, the one with the baby,
she was just entertaining one of the roadies in her room.
Roadies?
You think I don't know rock and roll?
No Lucina, I think you're as complex
as a Shostakovich symphony.
Oh!
Don't suppose there's a polar bear in there?
No, it's just gear, dude.
Of course.
Look uh, you can find this money, right?
And what happens to you if I don't?
Nothing, I tune Deacon's guitars,
that's like handing Zeus his thunderbolt.
It's Ray that's got to worry.
He's got a target on his back.
How do you meet a man like Ray?
He ran a booze club, The Temperance Club, I think,
I don't know, it went belly-up.
It would have been very easy for you and your friend
to steal Deacon's money together.
You know what?
I ain't got no reason to stab my boy in the back.
I count 200,000 reasons.
Okay Ray, we're gonna rip off Deacon together,
so I need you to hit me hard.
Oh, but not too hard.
Oh there's a plan with no holes.
Sam I need you do to some digging.
Hello.
Yes, yes, I'm always late, so.
I just spoke with Jason.
And what did Mr. Evans tell you today?
Something big.
Cross-Town Limos, Minute of Beauties, Tyson's Auto.
A number of companies, yes?
Yes, they're all controlled by one guy,
Sebastian Wilkes, he's the one.
Whatever insane motive he had Rosemary killed.
Sebastian Wilkes is under investigation
by a federal task force.
Jason can't touch him.
Wait a second, so are all the police
afraid of this Sebastian Wilkes?
Well look, the feds get first dibs.
Okay, after they're through with him,
we can fight over the scraps.
But he said there's nothing we can do, right?
No, there is nothing they can do,
but we are not cops, so.
You're right, Pippa, we're not cops.
Sam.
Got the information you wanted on Ray's club.
You know if the public records office has lease information?
Nutshell, Sam.
Where are you going?
Right. To think.
The Temperance Club's space was leased
not by Ray but by a woman named Ruth Goodwell.
So who is this Ruth Goodwell?
It's his wife, got her address too.
Okay Sam, go to Ruth Goodwell's house.
If Ray's there...
I get my three games?
Yes you will if he's there, bye bye.
What do we do about Sebastian Wilkes?
Nothing.
Seriously?
I need to think.
I know what you're gonna say, all right,
that the system is rigged
and we can only wallow in our helplessness.
No Pippa, that's not what I was going to say.
I was going to say I am thinking
and I cannot do that with you yapping in my ear.
Yapping?
You can't just spend the rest of your life thinking,
all right, eventually you gotta take some action.
You want to attack the king.
The king is protected by pawns.
You must attack the pawns first.
You are just being foolish.
Really, and you're being weak.
You are a selfish little girl
who thinks that reality will bend to her sorrow.
You know what, Rosemary would hate to see you like this.
Rosemary's dead.
And you, you don't have the first idea of what she thought.
I knew her a lot longer than you did.
She used to say things like
"oh, my little sister's so impulsive and so immature
"and so impossible."
That's great, now you want to talk about Rosemary,
it's pretty convenient.
And what about you, hmm?
If she hadn't died, you wouldn't know what to do
with your life, you got no purpose, no direction.
You have agoraphobia.
Is that what I have?
Yeah, you have agoraphobia
and you need to face it and get some help.
Oh, what a wonderfully simple view.
You North Americans have cotton candy for brains.
You think you're so much smarter than everybody.
I am.
Well good for you, because I'm done.
Hi there, I'm looking for,
Danni.
Sam.
I'm sorry, I thought this was, um,
I'm looking for Ruth Goodwell.
Yeah, well, you found her.
Did you find this going to see Ray?
What's wrong with your face?
Yes.
Early onset dementia?
You went to Ruth Goodwell's house looking for Ray,
was he there?
Uh-huh.
And what did he say about the money or the bear?
You can ask him yourself, he's in the basement.
He can't come up here though, they'll rip him to shreds.
Would you like a glass of water or?
Danni is Ruth Goodwell and she's married to Ray.
Danni?
Is Ruth, I went to Ruth Goodwell's house,
Danni was there, they're the same person,
she changed her name.
And she's married to Ray, the same Ray.
That I would not have guessed.
Can you just sit in the corner?
Don't touch anything, like sit on your hands.
I love it when you use that tone of voice with me.
What tone of voice?
That one.
Shut up.
If you don't stop flirting with me,
I'm gonna have to kiss you.
Oh, what is that thing on your face?
It's called a beard.
Oh, so that's cool?
Ruth!
Ruth?
Oh, hello, Ruth.
So I had this crazy dream that you were married
to someone who had stolen $200,000
from a rock star staying at the Huxley.
Arkady Balagan, this is Ray,
Ray, this is Arkady Balagan.
Her husband.
Him, Ruth?
Estranged, soon to be divorced.
Yeah, or widowed.
So, this is the guy who was supposed to
find my missing money.
You know what, we did it your way and it didn't work.
The bear wasn't there, so we're doing it my way.
Wait, hang on, did you say the rock star was staying here?
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I see.
You asked me to help you because I work here, didn't you?
Oh, come on.
Married to him, really?
It was a small town and he was the pick of the litter.
Okay.
I cannot keep running on down here.
What size is your waist?
So, the demon prawn upstairs believes that
you stole his $200,000.
Yeah, I wouldn't rip him off.
His crew are all bikers, plus he's a Satanist.
And yet you did go to the meeting spot
to collect the money from Troy?
Yeah, and when I got there, he was already unconscious.
Did you check to see if the money was there?
I was scared, not stupid.
Money was long gone.
So who else knew about this arrangement?
No one except Kelly, the bear guy, obviously.
Tell us about your girlfriend.
She was snooping around,
could she have stumbled upon your plans?
I'm married,
and I don't write my plans down
so anyone can find them.
So that leaves us with no money,
no polar bear, and no fine.
Ruth, hey.
Oh, hi.
Looking good.
Thanks.
I didn't know you were still in the city.
Yeah, still here.
How are you?
Good, are you helping this guy find Ray?
Looking, not succeeding.
Has anyone seen him, old friends or?
We're just calling around, looking, looking, looking.
Oh, look, you should totally come by for a drink later.
Oh, I'd totally love to.
Don't break my heart.
No, never.
Oh, all right, good seeing you.
Yeah, okay.
Does she know him too?
Not like that.
For a burgeoning metropolis,
this place is like a news bag village.
Met him at the booze inn?
Oh yeah, Troy gave Ray the start-up cash.
I lots a lot of money when Ray's club went belly-up.
Finally some payback.
Okay.
Okay, this is gonna work.
Here, let me help you.
All right, hide that for me.
Make it look worse than it is.
Oh, don't worry.
Big pain, big gain.
Hello.
My white knight.
You know, I was just writing a song
about you and my missing Nanook.
Really, there's no need.
You have to sing when the spirit says sing.
Tragedy
is a wicked muse.
And betrayal is a most potent poison.
But no, who, who is betraying me, my wise man?
Troy, he stole your money and blamed it on Ray.
Troy?
Now Troy, I trust with my guitars.
You know what that means?
Of course, then maybe it was your wife
trying to get your attention.
My wife?
Yeah, she resents your absence as a father.
She is sleeping with one of the roadies.
And I'm sleeping with all my groupies, so what?
No, it was Ray, Ray failed to deliver my bear,
Ray stole my money.
If you can't find my cash or my cub,
find Ray and I will cut what he owes me out of his flesh.
I would pay to see that.
Hey,
it's a piece off an erotic carving from a temple in India.
The Khajuraho temples, yes I know it.
Yeah, that's right.
I'll let you guess which piece.
You know, you can keep that.
It's supposed to bring you some love or something.
You look like you could use some.
Maybe you should write a song about that.
Oh I have, Temple of Love, six weeks at number one.
Woo!
That one.
Unbelievable, every time.
All right, again.
So um, how are you gonna find my money exactly?
Because I got the bear guy mad at me
and the deranged rock star wants to cut my guts out,
and Monday's my stepmom's birthday,
I still haven't gotten her anything.
How could you possibly have fallen in love with him?
It uh, was a warm summer night.
I was driving my '69 Camaro.
Your friend Darryl's '69 Camaro.
It was rhetorical.
Oh, fire alarm.
Smells like smoke.
Told you it was hooked up wrong.
Yeah, and I told you I've never used one of these before.
That smells like a campfire.
Not the mesquite, the hickory.
Gear lube, yup.
The meat smoker, the chef was going smoke the meat.
What meat?
Polar bear meat.
What?
Ray, did you know that they were gonna eat the polar bear?
No.
Why would anyone want to eat a polar bear?
What do you give the man who has done everything?
That's Nana Fay's emergency alert.
Emergency alert?
More like I can't open the mayonnaise alert.
Nana Fay, it's Danni, can you pick up?
Pick up, pick up, pick up.
Can you get your coat?
There's nothing to worry about.
She's probably watching soaps sitting on the thing.
If you say one more word, it will be your last.
I love you.
Stupid.
Nana Fay?
Nana Fay!
Are you okay?
Where is she?
And you must be Ray.
So good of you to finally show, you want a drink?
Here, let him go, he didn't steal it.
That's based on his reputation.
Danni, take Ray back to my suite and wait for me.
Ray, go.
I have no idea what you're talking about, Ray.
Hey, what's going on?
What are you doing here?
Oh.
Did you tell him about my Nana Fay?
Ray, Ray, Ray!
Ray, Ray, look.
Ray I, I am so, so sorry, I was just hanging out,
I had no idea I was putting Nana Fay in danger,
I swear, Ray.
If something happened to my granny,
I think that would make me go mad.
Here's some advice from someone who knows, okay?
When all your money and all your sycophants are gone,
and the world has forgotten about your ridiculous music,
you will look back on these days and say...
I want my polar bear!
Really?
Get him out of here.
The police aren't gonna do anything
until she's missing for 24 hours.
Don't worry, we will find her.
Ray, I want you to call your friend Kelly.
Kelly, call me back, they took my nana.
I need the bear.
Why isn't Kelly calling anyone back?
I thought you said he needs money.
Look, I know you don't want to give up the bear, Kelly,
but this rock star really wants her.
How much, Ray?
A hundred grand.
All right, take it, I'm desperate.
Yeah.
Ray, you're useless.
Hey, Farley Moen, it's Deacon again.
Pick up your damn phone.
I'll cough up another hundred grand,
I still want your polar bear.
No thanks, I'm not interested.
Something's changed.
Kelly doesn't need the money because he took the money.
He was waiting for you.
Kelly stole the money I was gonna pay him?
He was going to sell his beloved beast
because he could no longer afford to feed it,
but $200,000 buys a lot of fish, yes?
Just takes the cash, keeps the cub.
I'll kill him.
So in order to save Nana Fay,
we must double cross the double crosser.
How do we do that?
We go on a bear hunt.
So Ray, how do you know this Kelly?
He delivers the newspaper,
tells me when people are on vacation.
And you just break in and take what you like, is that it?
It's a living.
That's nice, Ray.
Ah, photos of Kelly's house.
So you say the bear was not in the garage, correct?
Temporary housing would be the logical alternative then.
In his truck.
Are you familiar with his route?
Every street.
Wouldn't he have gotten out of town already?
No, Kelly doesn't believe that anyone suspects him.
All he has to do is wait until Sunday
when the demon goes down to Georgia.
On his next tour date in Georgia.
Okay.
You know what could work?
Number seven.
Seven?
Seven?
Be right back, Coco.
Ow, ow!
Oh my gosh.
Hey, hey, hey, you okay?
Oh my knee.
Oh, yeah, well.
Oh, thanks.
Can you walk, you okay?
Try it.
Now I'm fine.
Here's your bike.
So silly, thank you so much, sorry.
You sure you're okay?
Oh yeah, no, I'm fine, thank you.
Yeah, drive safe now.
Okay, thanks.
Ray!
Ray, Ray!
Ray, Ray!
I'm gonna get you!
Yuck.
Ladies, ladies, ladies, come on.
You can't go up there without a lanyard,
but if you come to my office, tell me what you need...
Hugo.
Just a sec, I'm in the middle of a very important
security operation, Balagan.
Yes, I can see that, I have something for you.
What do you want?
IOU time.
Come on,
surely that thing is past it's best before date.
I hate you.
I'm hurt.
Yes, it is indeed a bear.
Yeah.
Now that is what I'm talking about.
Now where's my Nana Fay?
Who?
Hey, hey!
You have your bear, now give him back his grandmother.
You know, I think you'll find the best thing
to do right now is uh, relax and have a drink.
Relax, how can I relax?
He's saying that your grandmother is in a bar, Ray.
Ray, when's this butcher coming here?
Soon.
No, no, no, no, no, you're staying here with me.
No, I'm done, I got my Nana Fay kidnapped,
okay, the old Ray has given notice and he's leaving town.
The new Ray has landed at the airport
and he's trying to get a cab.
Ray, come back.
Look, I want him standing right here beside me
in case anything goes wrong with that.
Don't let him out of your sight.
I'll check on your nana.
Oh, Nana Fay.
Oh, hi.
Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.
Oh god, you're safe, are you okay?
Oh yeah.
They didn't hurt you?
No, no, one of the men,
he gave me a glass of $300 scotch.
That's not bad for a retired miller.
I'll say, oh, Nana Fay,
I'd like you to meet my friend Arkady Balagan.
Arkady, Nana Fay.
A pleasure.
Your grandson is a lovely child.
Thank you.
If you'll excuse me, I must arrange dinner.
Okay, one of you guys is gonna watch.
Oh, yeah.
Okay, one thing you gotta know is
if I don't use a stun gun like the other guys.
I like to go old school.
One clean cut to the esophagus,
trachea, carotid artery, and jugular.
It practically takes the head off.
Now they kick and scream while they're bleeding out,
but it is good, good, good for the meat.
Oh, you're gonna need these too,
gets a little messy.
You know, I'm cool, I'm good.
You sure?
Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
Don't worry, man, I got this.
All right, let's skin this sucker.
Yeah, yeah, no, you know what, you're good, you're good.
Let's do it.
Dead bear on a plate, as per your request.
Brilliant.
I swear I can feel the beast's power
still pulsating in its flesh.
Let's get smoking.
Bear in mind, Balagan,
I did the bare minimum, but in the end,
I grinned and beared it.
Living in captivity is not easy, is it, my friend?
Don't worry, very soon you will be free to roam,
smell the fresh air.
You might meet some new friends.
Maybe you'll meet your mate, fall in love.
What do you think of that?
Oh, Cocoa, daddy bear was so worried, yeah.
200,000?
Uh-huh, I uh, I just want to take Cocoa home, okay?
Cocoa will not be going home with daddy today
or any other time.
Wait, you said if I brought the money,
I could take her back.
$100,000 that Ray promised you for this bear,
who you stored illegally in your garage,
an undeserved sentence for such a magnificent creature.
I found her a real home.
But she's my bear.
You cannot afford to keep a polar bear
on a newspaper boy salary.
Oh, but I...
You have three minutes to say your goodbyes.
Three minutes?
I would have given anything
for three minutes to say goodbye.
Cocoa.
Hudson, bravo,
this is like nothing I've ever tasted.
We are feasting on the hunter,
the most lethal killer on the Arctic tundra
lies before us on my dinner table.
All hail ursus rockandrollicus.
I want you so bad right now.
My angel shall have her spoils repeatedly.
Hello everybody, how is your teddy bear's picnic?
Oh, Ray totally came through,
this feast is fit for a king.
You want a nibble?
No, no, thank you.
Eating endangered species really gets my goat.
Whoa, what's that?
It's $50,000.
It's your debt to Danni.
Yeah, see, told you I'd pay you back, babe.
Did?
So, where's my cut?
Well, after my finder's fee and Danni's debt
and the cost of sending Cocoa to the wildlife preserve,
your cut is zero.
I get nothing?
Not nothing, you.
Come with me.
He's your problem now.
So you weren't cheating on me then?
No, you're like the moon to my tides, you pull me.
Jesus, those were our wedding vows.
Not bad, ruski.
You saved Nana Fay, rescued a polar bear.
Cleared up your horrendous debt.
I know.
Danni, a tchotchke.
Keep it.
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