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Coming!
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Who is it?
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Phone service ma'am.
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Phone service ma'am.
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Hi.
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Howdy ma'am.
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The phone. it's in my
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boudoir.
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it works fine ma'am.
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Does it?
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You didn't call me for the
phone.
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I did.
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Where do you think you're
going?
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Maybe this isn't such a good
idea.
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You called me for a reason.
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Okay...
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I thought you were cute.
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You like that, huh.
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Please.
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Hold still.
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Please...
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stop, this isn't funny.
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it's not funny to call in fake
phone trouble and waste my time.
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You're scaring me.
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Damn right, bitch.
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Stop!
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I have a stun gun in here!
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Go for it.
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Did you come?
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No...
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did you?
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No, I was faking it for you.
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I was faking it for you!
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Jesus Christ, I thought you
were-
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I thought You were coming.
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I'm sorry Tiffani, i-
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I can't get into it with you
Caleb, You didn't even
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grab my titties.
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it didn't occur to me.
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My titties didn't occur to
you?
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Look at them Caleb.
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They occur to every man i
meet.
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But not you!
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I don't think this is working.
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I can be meaner.
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I need a little shake en' bake
in my iife.
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I need to feel...
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dirty.
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Filthy.
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You're so...
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S.u.V.
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Double coupons.
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Family fun.
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I'll break stuff next time.
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Caleb, it's over.
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Tiffani...
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Good-bye.
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I waited twenty-four days to
have sex with you.
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Well
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I didn't want to seem like a
slut.
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Tiffani...
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Caleb?
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Leave. I gotta jetta.
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My belt?
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Fucking bitch!
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I'm still not buying it.
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Give me another chance.
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I am not...
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a slot machine.
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Goodbye Caleb.
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You're a...
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decent boy.
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Nice ass.
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Heterosexuals are a fucked
up species.
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Twenty-four days!
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And then one week of not
raping her mean enough
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and then I get shut out!
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Almost like a computer man.
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You do every little thing right.
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and then wham
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sad face fatal error
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3801!
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For us, sex on the first date
is a given.
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You figure out hardware
mismatches
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and move on.
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Oh, well it's just so easy bake
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for you.
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Most guys don't know when
to
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stop moving on.
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At least you get laid all the
time.
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Hey, it's like 104 days
between dates for me,
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because I don't look like you.
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Like me?
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I am not gonna stroke your
gorgeous,
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muscular ego.
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So what happened to that
Jason thing?
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Justin.
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Guys around here are like
day-old donuts,
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I mean I eat them because
they're there,
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but you don't want to invest
anything in them.
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At least you got a whole box
right there.
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You don't have to starve.
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Caleb, I'm on Friendster,
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my life is so Not-Having-Sex
and the City right now.
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if oniy I were gay.
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Honey,
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come out or stay in,
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do not Heche me into a
Mariah.
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I don't mean literally.
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Oh of course, liliterally.
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You know what I mean.
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You know
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it's easier for us to get
chicks too.
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Straight girls love gay boys.
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I could have any girl I wanted.
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Shut the fuck.
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Serial killer.
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Remember Marcy Brooks?
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Shut the fuck! Milkshake
Marcy?
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Senior year, right after i
came out,
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senior year
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she offered to Hoover me.
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To see if she could she could
cure me.
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But you were a geekazold.
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No offense.
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Because I'm gay.
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Now I really want to be a fag.
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You and Ricky Martin both.
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Jennifer Seaver.
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Jenny the Beaver!? Fire-
crotch?
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Shoves her fist in my pants.
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Full-on grabs my corndog.
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Swearto God I was gonna
puked.
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They feel safe with us
because we're not a threat.
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Like how they get naked in
front of puppies.
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We're just puppies with dicks.
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You know, some girls with
their puppies-
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let them eat them right out.
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Read that in the Kinsey
report.
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My spec-i-a-lity.
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What I woulda done with the
Beav.
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impregnated her.
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Got a shit job.
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Sounds real hot.
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She's not even your type.
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So
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you think more girls would go
for me if they thought I was gay.
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Stop thinking.
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You just look pretty and turn
the letters.
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No! But I mean-
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Let's get a Sofia Coppoia
things straight here.
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Being gay is more
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than listening to good music
and eating low fat foods.
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There are certain things you
have to do to convince the general public.
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Oh. Maybe we could stage a
bashing?
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No,
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What you need to do is
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find the loudest queen on
campus
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and smoke his pole.
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That would be a wrist stamp
to pussy smorgasbord.
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I'm hungry.
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I'm not your bitch.
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Oh my God!
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You pricked it Gwen! You
pricked it!
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I can't believe it!
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Oh Gwen, I love you!
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I love you too, Joey.
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Which one do you want?
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Oh honey, that one!
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Oh, it's so big!
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I love you Bunnycakes!
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And I love YOu Gingerbutt.
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Mongoloid.
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Dildo.
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Ooh,
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where'd you learn that ''big
girl'' word?
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Your girlfriend.
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Oops,
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I mean
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ex-girlfriend.
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it's my brother, he just got
dumped.
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Hard.
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Who told you, you little bah-
witch?
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I know.
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He totally is.
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uh, excuse me why don't
you?
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Oh okay, why don't I just turn
into gaseous form for a minute.
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Smells like you're halfway
there.
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Dogs have a heightened sense
of smell.
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With with an ass that big, it's
like
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spotlights to us.
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Those are headlights
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and I don't plan on braking.
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Keep on pedaling, you're
almost to a busy intersection.
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The intersection's only busy
because you're giving half-price blowjobs.
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What are the rules to this
game?
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I don't know but you just lost,
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loser.
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Freak.
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I'm on the phone.
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He won't leave me alone.
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Go graze outside.
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Stop mooching.
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Go back to college and eat
your instant Ramen.
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Mom!
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Caleb's drinking out of the
milk carton!
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Am not!
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it's the acidophilus!
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Caleb, Honey? You okay?
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We heard you got dumped.
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You're way hot!
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You're accent sexy.
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Even homeless people have
accents, Huh?
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I don't like to kiss.
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You're kidding.
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Seriously.
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You can play with my nipples
if you want.
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Y'know,
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kissing is so 1990s.
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I think I might be-
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Well, I think I might be gay.
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Gay?!
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Well, a little bit.
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I turned another one?
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it could be a phase.
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Please.
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Can you list any tracks on
Madonna's Like a Prayer album?
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um, Express Yourself,
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Cherish,
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Oh Father-
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Vogue...
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No honey, Vogue was on Dick
Tracy.
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it's not a fucking phase,
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you're full-fledged homo.
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Jesus, what'd I do?!
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Well,
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didn't you ever suspect
that- I mean
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I am a little...
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I know what you mean.
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We're all just
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people.
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Just
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bodies with
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organic needs.
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We need satisfaction.
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We shouldn't deny our bodies.
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Let's not deny our bodies.
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Honey, it's not going to work
this time,
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I'm pretty gay.
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Oh, I was good enough for you
last night you fucking faggot.
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You're not being very positive
about this.
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I couldn't be any more
positive if
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I was gang raped in a
repository bin
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at the needle exchange!
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All I do is help gays come out.
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So who are you fucking?
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Well, i
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haven't had sex yet.
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Hah!
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I mean, except with you.
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And some other girl.
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Get out!
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Well, can't we be like, best
friends or something?
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I already have a gay best
friend.
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Yeah,
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Marc.
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is he single?
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Get out!
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it's like I'm on a conveyor
belt.
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A little piece of sushI no one
wants.
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You lookin' for Mr. Right Now?
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Please, I'll settle for Mr. Five
Minutes Ago.
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Sorry.
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No prob-
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-lem.
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Joey
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just remember!
278
00:13:22,795 --> 00:13:24,319
Every time you suck a dick!
279
00:13:24,997 --> 00:13:26,259
Every time you poke some
boy
280
00:13:26,332 --> 00:13:28,061
in the brown eye!
281
00:13:28,534 --> 00:13:29,501
Just remember that you've...
282
00:13:30,870 --> 00:13:31,393
eaten...
283
00:13:31,470 --> 00:13:31,936
PuSSY!
284
00:13:33,105 --> 00:13:34,129
You ate pussy
285
00:13:34,206 --> 00:13:35,696
and you liked it!
286
00:13:36,008 --> 00:13:36,406
i, i...
287
00:13:36,475 --> 00:13:37,442
You came!
288
00:13:38,143 --> 00:13:38,871
HI Gwen.
289
00:13:38,944 --> 00:13:39,569
Who's your friend?
290
00:13:42,147 --> 00:13:43,375
Oh, Jesus.
291
00:13:46,619 --> 00:13:47,483
Fair thee well
292
00:13:47,553 --> 00:13:48,485
my fairy
293
00:13:48,554 --> 00:13:48,986
fay.
294
00:13:49,622 --> 00:13:50,714
Who was that?
295
00:13:51,023 --> 00:13:52,251
I don't know, he's a newborn.
296
00:13:52,825 --> 00:13:53,814
No, the girl.
297
00:13:57,329 --> 00:13:57,658
Gwen.
298
00:13:58,330 --> 00:13:59,456
She's hot.
299
00:13:59,832 --> 00:14:00,491
Yeah, she's cute.
300
00:14:01,066 --> 00:14:03,261
But a total Meredith Brooks
hit single.
301
00:14:03,869 --> 00:14:04,597
Excuse me.
302
00:14:08,440 --> 00:14:09,099
That her boyfriend?
303
00:14:10,376 --> 00:14:12,139
No, her roommate, Marc,
304
00:14:13,279 --> 00:14:14,644
the love of my life.
305
00:14:14,980 --> 00:14:15,742
He's gay
306
00:14:15,814 --> 00:14:16,940
and I'm invisible.
307
00:14:17,483 --> 00:14:18,677
All her friends gay orwhat?
308
00:14:19,285 --> 00:14:20,217
She's kind of a fag hag.
309
00:14:20,419 --> 00:14:21,386
I hate that term.
310
00:14:21,453 --> 00:14:22,442
'Cause you're one.
311
00:14:22,521 --> 00:14:23,385
Shut up. I am not.
312
00:14:23,455 --> 00:14:24,717
You live with me.
313
00:14:25,824 --> 00:14:26,882
So she's straight though,
right?
314
00:14:27,126 --> 00:14:28,684
Yeah, but she's totally in love
with Marc.
315
00:14:28,761 --> 00:14:31,127
They screwed when he was in
the closet
316
00:14:31,196 --> 00:14:33,096
and she's been trying to
replace him ever since.
317
00:14:33,165 --> 00:14:34,757
Doing a real good job,
318
00:14:34,833 --> 00:14:35,891
she keeps dating fags.
319
00:14:38,304 --> 00:14:39,498
I feel like a turnstile
320
00:14:39,571 --> 00:14:40,538
to the white party.
321
00:14:41,707 --> 00:14:42,935
Why do you keep doing this?
322
00:14:43,842 --> 00:14:44,638
I don't know.
323
00:14:47,046 --> 00:14:48,377
They're time bombs, Gwen.
324
00:14:49,581 --> 00:14:51,412
it doesn't seem worth it.
325
00:14:52,284 --> 00:14:53,148
I met you.
326
00:14:54,186 --> 00:14:55,710
Let's not go there.
327
00:14:56,922 --> 00:14:58,253
You're the best thing that
ever happened to me.
328
00:15:01,427 --> 00:15:03,895
I wanna go home. Marc, take
me home.
329
00:15:04,096 --> 00:15:06,929
I just got here. Let's hang for
a bit.
330
00:15:08,200 --> 00:15:10,361
I'll do a little damage control.
331
00:15:14,940 --> 00:15:16,669
I bet I looked pretty stupid
out there.
332
00:15:18,010 --> 00:15:18,635
Not at all.
333
00:15:19,211 --> 00:15:19,643
Liar.
334
00:15:20,779 --> 00:15:22,747
You did look sorta goofy.
335
00:15:23,148 --> 00:15:23,807
I did?
336
00:15:27,486 --> 00:15:29,977
You ate pussy! You liked it!
337
00:15:30,322 --> 00:15:31,289
Fuck you!
338
00:15:34,693 --> 00:15:36,718
I almost made it with ''British
Guy'' in a broom closet.
339
00:15:38,464 --> 00:15:39,795
But he wouldn't kiss.
340
00:15:40,866 --> 00:15:42,561
Maybe your breath was
penisy.
341
00:15:59,218 --> 00:16:00,708
Can I make you a drink?
342
00:16:05,190 --> 00:16:06,452
Did you want me to make you
a drink?
343
00:16:07,559 --> 00:16:09,390
I'm gorgeous, not helpless.
344
00:16:10,529 --> 00:16:14,124
it's not a sexist thing. I just
thought you might be... You, know stressed out.
345
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:16,423
Just get the fuck out of my
way.
346
00:16:17,503 --> 00:16:18,060
Sorry.
347
00:16:19,571 --> 00:16:21,004
Thanks hon, wanna mix one
for yourself?
348
00:16:21,073 --> 00:16:21,835
Fuck you.
349
00:16:23,275 --> 00:16:25,368
She just brushed me off-
with a flame-thrower.
350
00:16:25,444 --> 00:16:27,071
She's just like that at first.
You like them butch.
351
00:16:32,684 --> 00:16:35,244
Would you stop being a total
zit and leave me alone.
352
00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,116
What's taking so long?
353
00:16:37,523 --> 00:16:38,251
Oh, hI Gwen.
354
00:16:39,324 --> 00:16:40,052
You know this guy?
355
00:16:40,292 --> 00:16:42,453
Yeah, this is Caleb. Caleb,
Gwen.
356
00:16:43,328 --> 00:16:45,694
Sorry Caleb. it's been a night.
357
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:47,795
Nice to meet you.
358
00:16:48,734 --> 00:16:49,598
Caleb's gay.
359
00:16:55,507 --> 00:16:56,599
You're gay.
360
00:16:58,410 --> 00:16:58,933
uh.
361
00:16:59,344 --> 00:17:00,140
Yeah. He's kinda new.
362
00:17:00,846 --> 00:17:04,612
Oh honey. That's so sweet.
You two together?
363
00:17:05,050 --> 00:17:05,744
Oh no.
364
00:17:05,818 --> 00:17:07,809
Not anymore. We're just
roommates.
365
00:17:08,587 --> 00:17:08,951
Good.
366
00:17:09,721 --> 00:17:11,086
We were never together.
367
00:17:11,657 --> 00:17:12,351
Sorry.
368
00:17:13,025 --> 00:17:14,617
Sometimes I can be a cunt
and a half.
369
00:17:15,160 --> 00:17:17,094
I thought you were a drunk
breeder boy
370
00:17:17,162 --> 00:17:19,153
going forthe chick in despair.
371
00:17:20,065 --> 00:17:21,965
Your shoes had me fooled.
372
00:17:25,337 --> 00:17:26,395
Like I said, he's new.
373
00:17:30,409 --> 00:17:30,807
Gwen.
374
00:17:32,811 --> 00:17:33,106
HI Marc.
375
00:17:34,146 --> 00:17:34,407
Kevin.
376
00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:35,675
Kyle.
377
00:17:36,148 --> 00:17:38,878
Marc, this is Caleb.
378
00:17:40,652 --> 00:17:40,879
Hi.
379
00:17:42,321 --> 00:17:43,219
He's family.
380
00:17:49,428 --> 00:17:51,089
Nice to meet you, Caleb.
381
00:17:55,567 --> 00:17:59,367
I'm sorry, I'm totally drunk.
382
00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:01,970
No you're not. You're
designated driver.
383
00:18:02,274 --> 00:18:03,798
No, I think you're wrong,
Gwen.
384
00:18:03,976 --> 00:18:05,705
I was just meeting Gwen
and...
385
00:18:05,777 --> 00:18:06,368
You new here?
386
00:18:06,979 --> 00:18:08,844
He's my roommate. We
dated.
387
00:18:09,748 --> 00:18:11,079
We didn't date.
388
00:18:11,150 --> 00:18:13,516
Let's away, ourwork's done
here.
389
00:18:14,453 --> 00:18:15,579
Where are you going?
390
00:18:15,654 --> 00:18:16,552
What?
391
00:18:16,622 --> 00:18:18,690
Let's give them some room
to breathe on each other.
392
00:18:18,690 --> 00:18:20,157
I wanted to talk to Marc.
393
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,588
Not a chance with that
around, hon.
394
00:18:24,830 --> 00:18:25,262
So...
395
00:18:28,467 --> 00:18:29,900
You stole my boyfriend!
396
00:18:30,569 --> 00:18:31,558
He's not your boyfriend.
397
00:18:31,637 --> 00:18:32,729
Oh, so now you're gay?
398
00:18:32,804 --> 00:18:33,862
it was your idea.
399
00:18:33,939 --> 00:18:35,406
You knew how I felt about
him!
400
00:18:35,474 --> 00:18:36,463
We're not doing anything.
401
00:18:36,542 --> 00:18:37,531
You're going on a date!
402
00:18:37,609 --> 00:18:38,576
That was his idea.
403
00:18:38,644 --> 00:18:41,636
I've been stalking him for
years. You decide to be gay for one night-
404
00:18:41,713 --> 00:18:44,147
I'm not gay! Why don't you
just tell him you like him?
405
00:18:44,483 --> 00:18:46,849
That would be as futile as
drug testing at the Gay Games.
406
00:18:46,919 --> 00:18:48,580
So you think you're gonna get
Gwen like this?
407
00:18:50,923 --> 00:18:56,418
I don't know. I don't want to
go.
408
00:18:57,596 --> 00:19:00,622
But he lives with her. I'll get
to see her again.
409
00:19:01,466 --> 00:19:03,832
I can just tell her and get this
all sorted out.
410
00:19:06,271 --> 00:19:07,670
Of course there goes any
chance I had with her.
411
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:14,977
And you live with me, so Marc
will have to come here. This could be parfait.
412
00:19:15,781 --> 00:19:18,113
Go on a few dates with Marc,
the four of us hang.
413
00:19:18,183 --> 00:19:21,084
You come to the sad
realization that you're straight.
414
00:19:21,153 --> 00:19:24,088
You go running to Gwen, Marc
comes running to me.
415
00:19:24,156 --> 00:19:28,149
Genius. I'll be your... goatee.
416
00:19:28,493 --> 00:19:31,690
How do you know they'll do
that? Sounds ''etch-a-sketchy.''
417
00:19:31,930 --> 00:19:33,227
No, it's parfait.
418
00:19:33,298 --> 00:19:36,165
You don't understand human
nature the way I do. I'm a musician.
419
00:19:36,235 --> 00:19:37,725
Who got you that date with
Tiffany?
420
00:19:38,237 --> 00:19:39,761
You hit herwith my car on
purpose?
421
00:19:39,838 --> 00:19:43,433
No that was just dumb luck, i
knew how to take advantage of the situation.
422
00:19:44,309 --> 00:19:48,040
Plus Tiffany lives right next
door to them and seeing you date her neighbor would kill her.
423
00:19:50,215 --> 00:19:55,254
Okay, one date, and we'll see
how it goes from there- but no sex stuff.
424
00:19:55,254 --> 00:19:56,551
Yeah, try to control yourself.
425
00:20:10,902 --> 00:20:15,134
Fuck me or fuck you?
426
00:20:15,741 --> 00:20:17,732
You'll actually wear it for
what, twenty minutes?
427
00:20:19,044 --> 00:20:20,136
Not with this guy.
428
00:20:20,646 --> 00:20:25,982
Because he's Mr. Wonderful,
Mr. Yin up my Yang,
429
00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:31,284
I talked to him for fifteen
minutes and I feel like I've known him my whole life.
430
00:20:32,591 --> 00:20:34,252
I'll be happy if he likes to
kiss.
431
00:20:34,693 --> 00:20:36,320
He's probably a freak.
432
00:20:36,995 --> 00:20:39,691
When he's around, my heart
beats like a trailer park house.
433
00:20:41,833 --> 00:20:46,099
That is so gay. And I mean all
three definitions.
434
00:20:47,306 --> 00:20:48,568
So what are you doing? Eating
out?
435
00:20:49,374 --> 00:20:54,402
Richard's having a b-b-q for
staff in the music department.
436
00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:56,569
And then...?
437
00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:58,614
I dunno,
438
00:21:03,422 --> 00:21:05,151
but try not be here, okay?
439
00:21:06,325 --> 00:21:07,724
Oh, and then you're eating
out.
440
00:21:12,964 --> 00:21:14,556
What if he tries to grab me?
441
00:21:14,900 --> 00:21:18,563
We're not pirates, we just
dress like them... and chase booty.
442
00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:23,074
He'll be just as nervous as
you. So try not to punch him if he makes a move on you or anything.
443
00:21:24,476 --> 00:21:28,572
I don't think I'd punch him. i
think I'd probably just start crying or something.
444
00:21:28,914 --> 00:21:31,246
Aww. You got fagitude.
445
00:21:31,683 --> 00:21:36,120
Well, how do I know if he
wants to do it, is there like a code word or something?
446
00:21:36,188 --> 00:21:40,090
You mean like homolingo? We
talk normally... in English.
447
00:21:40,959 --> 00:21:42,119
I'm a failed role-model.
448
00:21:44,896 --> 00:21:45,692
Do I look gay?
449
00:21:48,600 --> 00:21:50,295
Like an insatiable bottom.
450
00:21:55,340 --> 00:21:56,238
Why did you say that?
451
00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:59,344
Just to fuck with you. it's for
you, Blowmeo.
452
00:22:02,214 --> 00:22:02,543
Hello?
453
00:22:04,015 --> 00:22:04,379
it's me.
454
00:22:05,384 --> 00:22:09,616
HI Tiffani! I was just running
out the door, but- HI Tiffani!
455
00:22:09,688 --> 00:22:11,747
So, I ran into Max today.
456
00:22:14,159 --> 00:22:14,784
How is Max?
457
00:22:15,527 --> 00:22:17,256
Well, he's fine and you're gay.
458
00:22:19,598 --> 00:22:20,929
Oh, that's just-
459
00:22:20,999 --> 00:22:22,967
it explains an awful lot.
460
00:22:23,268 --> 00:22:28,069
I thought maybe I wasn't
attractive enough. But now I see where I stand.
461
00:22:31,309 --> 00:22:37,179
I thought maybe, you know, i
could win you back to ourteam.
462
00:22:41,787 --> 00:22:43,687
Sorry Tiffani, I'm gay now.
463
00:22:45,891 --> 00:22:46,880
How could you do this to me?
464
00:22:47,959 --> 00:22:50,621
Well actually, I think you did it
to me.
465
00:22:52,130 --> 00:22:53,358
I think you turned me gay.
466
00:22:53,999 --> 00:22:56,194
I did not turn you gay! How
can you say that?!
467
00:22:56,802 --> 00:22:57,996
I mean don't take it
personally.
468
00:22:58,403 --> 00:23:00,598
I am a person! How else am i
supposed to take it?
469
00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:03,733
Bastard! uhhhhhh.
470
00:23:03,809 --> 00:23:05,800
Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag!
471
00:23:27,699 --> 00:23:30,600
it's funny, I used to have-
had a friend in this same building.
472
00:23:30,669 --> 00:23:32,227
I'll be like five minutes, okay?
473
00:23:32,537 --> 00:23:34,835
Please, Siegfried and Roy
couldn't tame your hair.
474
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:35,968
uh, it's OK.
475
00:23:36,041 --> 00:23:37,531
Gwen can keep you company.
476
00:23:37,876 --> 00:23:40,106
I'm used to entertaining your
tricks.
477
00:23:41,079 --> 00:23:41,977
Okay, mute!
478
00:23:42,514 --> 00:23:46,541
She's kidding. I haven't had a
trick in like so long. I mean-
479
00:23:47,586 --> 00:23:48,917
Tricks are for kids.
480
00:23:50,956 --> 00:23:52,184
I mean, I've had dates, it's
just-
481
00:23:52,257 --> 00:23:54,953
Go powder your nose, babe.
The powder that goes on your nose.
482
00:24:02,801 --> 00:24:06,134
Hello, and welcome to the
Gwen Anderson show.
483
00:24:07,138 --> 00:24:08,230
Mind if I couch with you?
484
00:24:09,074 --> 00:24:09,369
Sure.
485
00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,607
So, what's your majorette?
486
00:24:12,978 --> 00:24:13,876
Poli-sci.
487
00:24:14,646 --> 00:24:15,908
Oo! Brainy smurf.
488
00:24:16,915 --> 00:24:18,143
I'm not very good at it
though.
489
00:24:19,651 --> 00:24:21,949
Honest. I like you.
490
00:24:22,821 --> 00:24:23,219
Thanks.
491
00:24:25,624 --> 00:24:26,591
Did you bring condoms?
492
00:24:28,193 --> 00:24:29,660
um.
493
00:24:29,728 --> 00:24:32,322
I'm kidding. Relax. You look so
tense.
494
00:24:35,467 --> 00:24:35,899
How's that?
495
00:24:39,037 --> 00:24:39,560
it's nice.
496
00:24:42,574 --> 00:24:45,702
When you guys get home
try not to make too much noise.
497
00:24:45,777 --> 00:24:47,540
I have to tutor in the
morning.
498
00:24:49,147 --> 00:24:50,705
I don't think you need to
worry about-
499
00:24:50,782 --> 00:24:54,718
Kidding again. I don't tutor.
Make all the noise you want.
500
00:24:55,987 --> 00:25:00,185
This girl upstairs has all
makes them pretend to rape her.
501
00:25:00,992 --> 00:25:04,428
She screams and throws
things. it really freaked me out.
502
00:25:05,163 --> 00:25:06,790
I called the cops the first
couple of times.
503
00:25:07,098 --> 00:25:10,795
Oh. Huh. it probably isn't
different guys.
504
00:25:10,869 --> 00:25:14,066
it's probably just the same
just different roles.
505
00:25:14,539 --> 00:25:16,404
Oh no, it's different guys.
506
00:25:16,474 --> 00:25:20,570
Sometimes there's like three
and they do this whole gang bang routine.
507
00:25:20,979 --> 00:25:24,881
She's all ''No! You're doing me
all at once!''
508
00:25:25,784 --> 00:25:29,481
Sick, huh? But you know, to
each her own.
509
00:25:30,956 --> 00:25:34,016
My parents think I'm nuts for
chasing gay boys.
510
00:25:35,493 --> 00:25:40,396
Maybe they'd lighten up if i
into orgyastic splendor.
511
00:25:41,433 --> 00:25:49,363
You know, two guys, one
orifice. They call it double dicking.
512
00:25:52,377 --> 00:25:53,469
That's pretty weird.
513
00:25:56,948 --> 00:26:00,645
So...Caleb.
514
00:26:04,823 --> 00:26:08,589
Before you started to go girl,
515
00:26:09,995 --> 00:26:13,726
did you ever go girl?
516
00:26:14,466 --> 00:26:17,435
Oh, no. I mean, just the
thought of it is-
517
00:26:17,869 --> 00:26:22,465
Ooh! Defensive. Like not even
before you came out?
518
00:26:23,742 --> 00:26:24,037
No.
519
00:26:26,678 --> 00:26:30,375
Okay, so sue me, but I have
to say it.
520
00:26:31,850 --> 00:26:38,153
if you've nevertricked with a
are you sure you pick dick?
521
00:26:39,591 --> 00:26:45,188
Well, um. I've never done it
uh, you know, gay.
522
00:26:47,632 --> 00:26:57,667
My god you're a virgin?
A virgin homosexual? Lemme touch you!
523
00:27:00,478 --> 00:27:01,274
What about Kyle?
524
00:27:02,647 --> 00:27:03,807
Oh, we never...
525
00:27:03,882 --> 00:27:07,079
Thank god, you just don't look
right together.
526
00:27:08,820 --> 00:27:09,946
A virgin.
527
00:27:13,525 --> 00:27:14,856
You're so cute.
528
00:27:17,128 --> 00:27:18,823
How did you make it past 18.
529
00:27:19,698 --> 00:27:24,101
I would have thought some
plucked you from the chicken coop a long time ago.
530
00:27:26,471 --> 00:27:34,037
Well Marc is very gentle. He
You've got nothing to worry about.
531
00:27:35,780 --> 00:27:36,347
Okay.
532
00:27:36,347 --> 00:27:42,377
Caleb, honey.
533
00:27:44,589 --> 00:27:51,722
if you've never had a boy or a
maybe you should try the normal thing first.
534
00:27:53,031 --> 00:28:01,871
I mean why stray down a path
isolation when happiness might be right here.
535
00:28:05,310 --> 00:28:12,716
Ever even been curious about
kissing a girl. A little maybe?
536
00:28:15,453 --> 00:28:16,977
um, Gwen?
537
00:28:18,056 --> 00:28:18,613
Yes?
538
00:28:20,492 --> 00:28:21,390
We need to talk.
539
00:28:22,694 --> 00:28:24,525
Talk to me.
540
00:28:26,364 --> 00:28:27,353
Am I interrupting?
541
00:28:28,299 --> 00:28:31,757
Okay, I tried everything. Total
fag. He's all yours.
542
00:28:33,071 --> 00:28:37,804
She tries that on everyone-
not that there's a lot of guys...
543
00:28:39,344 --> 00:28:40,311
You ready?
544
00:28:42,714 --> 00:28:43,681
Sure, whatever.
545
00:28:47,852 --> 00:28:49,217
Play with the safety on, boys.
546
00:28:49,687 --> 00:28:50,813
Always do, Mother.
547
00:28:53,825 --> 00:28:58,091
Would you boys do me a
favor? it would so turn me on.
548
00:29:00,131 --> 00:29:00,620
What's that?
549
00:29:02,167 --> 00:29:05,967
Kiss. I think two guys kissing
is so hot.
550
00:29:06,371 --> 00:29:07,497
Not in front of you.
551
00:29:08,606 --> 00:29:09,368
Oh, please?!
552
00:29:09,908 --> 00:29:14,936
We haven't even done it in
I mean we don't even know if we're going there!
553
00:29:15,580 --> 00:29:22,645
Think of it as an icebreaker.
Caleb? Please? For me?
554
00:29:24,389 --> 00:29:26,823
um, only if it's okay with
Marc.
555
00:29:26,891 --> 00:29:27,585
Oh, it's okay.
556
00:29:28,259 --> 00:29:28,782
Well great!
557
00:29:30,428 --> 00:29:30,757
Great.
558
00:29:32,263 --> 00:29:32,695
Great.
559
00:29:40,138 --> 00:29:44,234
Please, how's a girl supposed
I kissed my grandma like that in her coffin.
560
00:29:44,309 --> 00:29:45,742
Gwen, if he doesn't want-
561
00:29:58,056 --> 00:30:01,355
Wow. That's a way to start a
date.
562
00:30:03,995 --> 00:30:04,461
How was that?
563
00:30:06,264 --> 00:30:06,787
it was great.
564
00:30:07,165 --> 00:30:07,995
it was a start.
565
00:30:09,601 --> 00:30:10,625
Goodbye, Gwen.
566
00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:13,298
Oh, uh bye Gwen.
567
00:30:13,705 --> 00:30:14,637
Bye...
568
00:30:15,440 --> 00:30:15,997
Sexual.
569
00:30:18,576 --> 00:30:22,307
Sorry about all that. That's
just Gwen.
570
00:30:23,481 --> 00:30:25,346
Oh, I totally dig her. She's
great.
571
00:30:30,154 --> 00:30:37,651
Seems like every time I find
it's a girl. Straight boys must have it so easy.
572
00:30:38,463 --> 00:30:39,862
I wouidn't say that.
573
00:30:40,131 --> 00:30:43,396
Oh come on, perfect girls are
everywhere. it's cruel.
574
00:30:46,471 --> 00:30:49,599
I'm sorry, am I making you
nervous?
575
00:30:50,475 --> 00:30:51,169
Not at all.
576
00:30:53,678 --> 00:30:55,168
I'm making you nervous.
577
00:30:57,582 --> 00:30:58,480
No, it's okay.
578
00:31:00,985 --> 00:31:05,922
So, I gotta warn you. They're
all music-types at this party.
579
00:31:06,457 --> 00:31:09,290
Classical musicians. A little
offbeat.
580
00:31:10,595 --> 00:31:11,459
That means crazy.
581
00:31:11,529 --> 00:31:11,790
Yeah.
582
00:31:17,035 --> 00:31:17,933
You like classical?
583
00:31:19,904 --> 00:31:25,865
Hello! Sweetheart! Oo! Who is
this?
584
00:31:26,778 --> 00:31:30,612
Caleb, this is Richard. And his
wife Miko.
585
00:31:35,253 --> 00:31:40,020
And so the program spelled
Beethoven- B-E-A-T...
586
00:31:45,063 --> 00:31:47,156
So Caleb , what do you do?
587
00:31:47,699 --> 00:31:48,324
um.
588
00:31:48,399 --> 00:31:49,423
He goes to the u.
589
00:31:49,701 --> 00:31:53,159
Wonderful! So how long have
you two been an item?
590
00:31:53,471 --> 00:31:54,301
Ronnie!
591
00:31:54,706 --> 00:31:55,673
Please!
592
00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:57,640
We kinda just met.
593
00:31:57,942 --> 00:32:03,278
That's so sweet! The two of
you look so cute together.
594
00:32:03,915 --> 00:32:06,509
Like a couple ofJudds or
Culkins.
595
00:32:06,985 --> 00:32:09,579
Caleb, have you heard Marc
play?
596
00:32:10,621 --> 00:32:11,019
No.
597
00:32:11,589 --> 00:32:15,923
Well you must. He is the most
this school's had in years.
598
00:32:16,461 --> 00:32:21,990
it's divine. Marc, you have to
play something before you leave.
599
00:32:22,266 --> 00:32:24,666
I thought we were going to do
eight hands two pianos later.
600
00:32:25,069 --> 00:32:27,469
Yes! Richard! Set that up!
601
00:32:32,043 --> 00:32:34,807
Caleb. Why don't you turn
pages for Marc and Winston.
602
00:32:35,947 --> 00:32:38,245
Just turn the page as fast as
you can when I nod.
603
00:32:39,917 --> 00:32:40,508
You'll do fine.
604
00:32:43,087 --> 00:32:43,712
Ready?...
605
00:32:47,759 --> 00:32:48,282
And.
606
00:33:13,751 --> 00:33:14,149
Turn!
607
00:33:14,452 --> 00:33:14,747
Oh!
608
00:33:18,723 --> 00:33:19,212
Sorry.
609
00:33:51,556 --> 00:33:52,352
Turn!
610
00:34:31,863 --> 00:34:34,263
That was so cool, man. You
guys were awesome.
611
00:34:35,299 --> 00:34:36,323
You really had a good time?
612
00:34:36,901 --> 00:34:39,470
it was great! That Ronnie's a
character.
613
00:34:39,470 --> 00:34:43,429
Yeah, I have some weird
friends.
614
00:34:44,008 --> 00:34:46,738
They were fun, though. And
you're great on the piano.
615
00:34:48,012 --> 00:34:49,843
Well, I'm also a flautist.
616
00:34:50,982 --> 00:34:52,006
Just eat less beans.
617
00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,244
Have you seen this one?
618
00:34:58,789 --> 00:34:59,448
I don't think so.
619
00:35:00,158 --> 00:35:01,455
it's really good.
620
00:35:04,896 --> 00:35:06,022
Your next appointment?
621
00:35:08,199 --> 00:35:08,597
Yeah?
622
00:35:09,133 --> 00:35:09,792
What're you guys doing?
623
00:35:10,501 --> 00:35:11,092
it's just Kyle.
624
00:35:11,702 --> 00:35:12,361
He asked about me?!
625
00:35:12,904 --> 00:35:13,165
No.
626
00:35:13,638 --> 00:35:14,434
Has he mentioned me?
627
00:35:14,805 --> 00:35:15,794
No. What do you want?
628
00:35:16,674 --> 00:35:17,504
Well, what're you guys doing?
629
00:35:18,342 --> 00:35:19,536
Renting videos.
630
00:35:20,077 --> 00:35:20,406
What?!
631
00:35:21,312 --> 00:35:22,404
I can't believe you're going
along with this.
632
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:23,105
This is sick.
633
00:35:24,682 --> 00:35:26,547
I'm in a video store. I can't
really talk.
634
00:35:27,084 --> 00:35:27,846
Pronto?
635
00:35:28,219 --> 00:35:28,446
Hey.
636
00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,089
I'm at Debbie Milford's. Am i
hang over night here?
637
00:35:32,990 --> 00:35:34,958
Renting a video is code for
having sex.
638
00:35:35,626 --> 00:35:36,251
You're paranoid.
639
00:35:36,727 --> 00:35:37,989
Renting a video?
640
00:35:38,462 --> 00:35:40,054
So I am staying the night.
641
00:35:40,565 --> 00:35:42,556
Gwen, he's so cute.
642
00:35:43,267 --> 00:35:45,258
What else is gonna happen?
Two gay men
643
00:35:45,336 --> 00:35:46,462
sitting on a couch,
644
00:35:46,537 --> 00:35:47,638
boring movie,
645
00:35:47,638 --> 00:35:51,130
raging hard-ons. it's the code
you rent a video, you get laid.
646
00:35:53,744 --> 00:35:55,837
Dude, you said there was no
such thing as Gayspeak.
647
00:35:56,113 --> 00:35:57,876
Well I was wrong. Do not go
home with him.
648
00:35:58,416 --> 00:35:59,246
Gwen's gonna be there.
649
00:35:59,684 --> 00:36:01,117
Only if she's a bad fag hag.
650
00:36:01,385 --> 00:36:03,580
Gwen honey, yourturn.
651
00:36:04,722 --> 00:36:05,780
Just a second.
652
00:36:06,357 --> 00:36:07,984
Take yourtime sweetie.
653
00:36:08,326 --> 00:36:09,452
We have all night long.
654
00:36:09,894 --> 00:36:11,327
Caleb, this is so not cool.
655
00:36:11,729 --> 00:36:12,753
Nothing's gonna happen.
656
00:36:13,531 --> 00:36:15,522
Plus, I can tell Gwen's into
me. it's working.
657
00:36:15,967 --> 00:36:17,594
Of course she's into you.
You're gay.
658
00:36:17,835 --> 00:36:18,802
Shut the fuck up.
659
00:36:21,105 --> 00:36:24,438
God, Gwen he is so... unh.
660
00:36:25,042 --> 00:36:28,978
Well sweetie, if you don't
please-please-please call me so I can come home.
661
00:36:29,447 --> 00:36:30,209
Okay.
662
00:36:30,514 --> 00:36:32,243
Swear on your Simon Rex
jackoff video?
663
00:36:32,717 --> 00:36:33,411
No fair!
664
00:36:33,751 --> 00:36:35,480
Look, don't you get bi-curious
now.
665
00:36:35,953 --> 00:36:37,443
if she's not home, I outta
there.
666
00:36:37,989 --> 00:36:40,321
Keep your hands off my man.
667
00:36:40,725 --> 00:36:41,589
I'm hanging up.
668
00:36:42,927 --> 00:36:43,791
Okay, he's getting off.
669
00:36:48,466 --> 00:36:49,125
So.
670
00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:52,032
You seen
671
00:36:52,837 --> 00:36:53,861
any of these?
672
00:36:58,709 --> 00:36:59,539
Gwen?
673
00:37:01,779 --> 00:37:02,905
Gwen?
674
00:37:05,349 --> 00:37:05,781
Hmm.
675
00:37:06,817 --> 00:37:08,148
I thought she'd be back.
676
00:37:12,723 --> 00:37:14,850
Well, at least we got the
place to ourselves.
677
00:37:15,726 --> 00:37:17,455
Go ahead, make yourseif at
home.
678
00:37:18,729 --> 00:37:22,825
And when I say that I mean
and roll around on the floor.
679
00:37:25,770 --> 00:37:26,395
Gwen?
680
00:37:26,771 --> 00:37:28,238
Trust me, if she was here,
681
00:37:28,773 --> 00:37:30,707
she'd be all up in our pubes.
682
00:37:33,778 --> 00:37:34,506
So.
683
00:37:36,113 --> 00:37:37,045
Video?
684
00:37:38,983 --> 00:37:39,642
Huh?
685
00:37:41,252 --> 00:37:43,186
You know, that thing we
rented.
686
00:37:43,587 --> 00:37:44,417
Oh yeah.
687
00:37:45,823 --> 00:37:46,847
We could watch it.
688
00:37:49,093 --> 00:37:49,525
Yeah.
689
00:37:50,294 --> 00:37:51,522
Or...
690
00:37:52,863 --> 00:37:53,761
Or?
691
00:37:54,365 --> 00:37:56,390
Orwe could not watch it.
692
00:37:59,837 --> 00:38:00,235
Oh.
693
00:38:02,807 --> 00:38:05,037
it's up to you. I'm cool either
way.
694
00:38:40,111 --> 00:38:40,634
Oh, sorry.
695
00:38:48,486 --> 00:38:49,714
That was really good.
696
00:38:51,956 --> 00:38:52,684
Yeah.
697
00:38:54,925 --> 00:38:55,550
So.
698
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,793
Gwen's still not back.
699
00:38:58,295 --> 00:38:59,728
She usually is by now.
700
00:39:02,533 --> 00:39:03,363
it's getting late.
701
00:39:03,801 --> 00:39:05,530
Yeah, I'm getting tired too.
702
00:39:07,738 --> 00:39:09,171
I should probably...
703
00:39:13,144 --> 00:39:13,610
Yeah.
704
00:39:18,282 --> 00:39:18,805
Hello?
705
00:39:19,450 --> 00:39:20,781
You answered? You fuck!
706
00:39:21,218 --> 00:39:21,843
Gwen!
707
00:39:22,620 --> 00:39:23,552
What's going on?
708
00:39:23,954 --> 00:39:25,683
Cause if you were fucking you
wouldn't be answering.
709
00:39:25,956 --> 00:39:29,551
And if you're not fucking, you
telling me I can fucking come home.
710
00:39:30,828 --> 00:39:33,296
Yeah, Caleb's here. We just
watched a video.
711
00:39:33,998 --> 00:39:35,124
You actually watched it?
712
00:39:35,599 --> 00:39:40,127
Look, Debbie had one her
so they put me in her dead Grandma's room.
713
00:39:41,439 --> 00:39:43,373
it's really creepy in here.
714
00:39:44,675 --> 00:39:46,267
We thought you'd be back by
now.
715
00:39:46,677 --> 00:39:48,110
Ha. Fucking. Ha.
716
00:39:48,379 --> 00:39:50,006
I'm dying la muerta loca here.
717
00:39:50,314 --> 00:39:53,772
Yeah, maybe he can stay and
we can all three hang out some.
718
00:39:54,218 --> 00:39:57,346
So you're that desperate.
Hasn't anyone made a move yet?
719
00:39:58,055 --> 00:39:59,488
Yeah, the movie was great.
720
00:40:00,057 --> 00:40:02,287
Oh God. Marc, let me talk to
him.
721
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:03,655
What?
722
00:40:04,195 --> 00:40:06,288
Put him on, let me get the
balls rolling.
723
00:40:08,065 --> 00:40:08,554
um.
724
00:40:09,133 --> 00:40:10,657
She wants to talk to you.
725
00:40:11,869 --> 00:40:12,198
Really?
726
00:40:13,037 --> 00:40:13,366
Yeah.
727
00:40:14,305 --> 00:40:14,999
Here he is.
728
00:40:15,239 --> 00:40:16,604
Marc, don't fucking waste
this.
729
00:40:21,178 --> 00:40:21,803
Hello?
730
00:40:23,080 --> 00:40:24,104
HI Caleb.
731
00:40:25,149 --> 00:40:26,047
How was the date?
732
00:40:27,785 --> 00:40:28,615
um. Huh.
733
00:40:29,253 --> 00:40:31,221
Oh, I guess you can't answer,
because he's right there.
734
00:40:32,323 --> 00:40:32,755
Yeah.
735
00:40:33,290 --> 00:40:33,915
Okay,
736
00:40:35,226 --> 00:40:38,252
let's play a game. You wanna
play with me?
737
00:40:39,163 --> 00:40:39,993
Okay. Sure.
738
00:40:40,564 --> 00:40:45,058
I'll try to figure it all out,
while you just say yes or no. Okay?
739
00:40:45,603 --> 00:40:46,228
Yes.
740
00:40:46,937 --> 00:40:47,869
Good start. 01:40:43:28
741
00:40:48,506 --> 00:40:49,234
Hmmm.
742
00:40:50,808 --> 00:40:51,740
Have you done anything?
743
00:40:53,077 --> 00:40:53,600
No.
744
00:40:54,411 --> 00:40:55,435
Are you nervous?
745
00:40:56,780 --> 00:40:58,407
Yes, definitely.
746
00:40:59,283 --> 00:41:00,978
But...are you excited?
747
00:41:03,287 --> 00:41:04,117
I guess.
748
00:41:04,855 --> 00:41:05,879
Very excited?
749
00:41:07,925 --> 00:41:08,550
I dunno.
750
00:41:10,094 --> 00:41:10,617
Hmm.
751
00:41:11,228 --> 00:41:13,321
Could you get very excited?
752
00:41:15,299 --> 00:41:15,822
Yeah.
753
00:41:16,567 --> 00:41:19,001
is this exciting you?
754
00:41:21,338 --> 00:41:21,963
Yes.
755
00:41:22,840 --> 00:41:24,467
I can make you less nervous.
756
00:41:24,909 --> 00:41:25,637
Close your eyes.
757
00:41:26,710 --> 00:41:27,142
Huh?
758
00:41:27,878 --> 00:41:29,140
Come on, just play along.
759
00:41:29,847 --> 00:41:31,075
Close your eyes.
760
00:41:32,950 --> 00:41:33,382
Okay.
761
00:41:34,118 --> 00:41:34,743
Closed?
762
00:41:35,619 --> 00:41:36,051
Yes.
763
00:41:37,788 --> 00:41:38,413
Tight?
764
00:41:40,157 --> 00:41:40,987
Yes.
765
00:41:41,892 --> 00:41:43,223
Now lean back,
766
00:41:44,528 --> 00:41:45,825
very
767
00:41:46,864 --> 00:41:48,126
slowly.
768
00:41:52,469 --> 00:41:53,094
Okay.
769
00:41:54,705 --> 00:41:56,036
Do you like my voice?
770
00:41:56,807 --> 00:41:57,432
Yes.
771
00:41:58,242 --> 00:41:59,800
it's comforting, isn't it?
772
00:42:00,511 --> 00:42:01,034
Yes.
773
00:42:02,212 --> 00:42:03,543
I like yours too.
774
00:42:04,348 --> 00:42:05,576
it's sexy.
775
00:42:07,685 --> 00:42:08,913
is mine sexy?
776
00:42:09,820 --> 00:42:10,445
Yes.
777
00:42:11,188 --> 00:42:13,520
You sound really sexy.
778
00:42:18,896 --> 00:42:19,521
Yeah.
779
00:42:20,598 --> 00:42:21,257
Now
780
00:42:22,566 --> 00:42:27,526
just feel your heart pumping
the blood through your body.
781
00:42:29,807 --> 00:42:31,035
I can feel mine.
782
00:42:32,710 --> 00:42:33,540
Can you feel it?
783
00:42:34,645 --> 00:42:35,270
Yes.
784
00:42:35,946 --> 00:42:38,881
Feel it traveling from your
heart.
785
00:42:40,117 --> 00:42:41,049
Through your chest.
786
00:42:42,653 --> 00:42:47,181
up and down your arms and
legs.
787
00:42:49,293 --> 00:42:52,228
in your fingers and toes.
788
00:42:55,165 --> 00:42:56,097
Can you feel it?
789
00:42:56,700 --> 00:42:57,428
Yes.
790
00:42:58,102 --> 00:42:59,228
is it going faster?
791
00:43:00,137 --> 00:43:01,069
Yes.
792
00:43:01,372 --> 00:43:03,101
is it getting warmer?
793
00:43:04,041 --> 00:43:04,871
Yes.
794
00:43:06,677 --> 00:43:08,144
What kind of shirt are you
wearing?
795
00:43:09,246 --> 00:43:10,372
um-
796
00:43:10,447 --> 00:43:12,847
I mean is it a pullover?
797
00:43:13,083 --> 00:43:13,515
No.
798
00:43:14,985 --> 00:43:16,509
Does it button up?
799
00:43:17,121 --> 00:43:17,746
Yes.
800
00:43:19,323 --> 00:43:21,257
Do you want to unbutton it?
801
00:43:22,559 --> 00:43:23,287
Yes.
802
00:43:23,794 --> 00:43:25,318
Open the top button.
803
00:43:27,131 --> 00:43:28,298
Okay.
804
00:43:28,298 --> 00:43:29,526
Keep your eyes closed.
805
00:43:32,136 --> 00:43:33,068
is it open?
806
00:43:33,704 --> 00:43:34,432
Yes.
807
00:43:34,972 --> 00:43:36,405
Are your eyes still closed?
808
00:43:37,207 --> 00:43:37,730
Yes.
809
00:43:39,109 --> 00:43:40,542
I want you to breathe with
me.
810
00:43:42,046 --> 00:43:44,071
Try to match my breathing,
okay?
811
00:43:44,882 --> 00:43:45,610
Okay.
812
00:44:02,533 --> 00:44:04,068
Hey!
813
00:44:04,068 --> 00:44:05,626
Oh! Sorry.
814
00:44:05,969 --> 00:44:06,901
You scared me, man.
815
00:44:08,105 --> 00:44:09,436
Caleb, what's going on?
816
00:44:10,107 --> 00:44:11,438
um, nothing, uh.
817
00:44:13,944 --> 00:44:15,172
Did Marc touch you?
818
00:44:15,979 --> 00:44:16,308
Yes.
819
00:44:17,715 --> 00:44:18,647
Did he hurt you?
820
00:44:20,350 --> 00:44:20,782
No.
821
00:44:21,719 --> 00:44:22,743
Did it feel good.
822
00:44:25,222 --> 00:44:27,156
I don't know, this is
embarrassing, man.
823
00:44:27,391 --> 00:44:29,825
Yes or no. Did it feel good?
824
00:44:31,495 --> 00:44:32,519
I don't know.
825
00:44:32,930 --> 00:44:33,954
Lie down Caleb.
826
00:44:35,466 --> 00:44:36,398
What are you doing?
827
00:44:36,900 --> 00:44:37,832
Do you want me to hang up?
828
00:44:38,235 --> 00:44:39,065
No.
829
00:44:40,304 --> 00:44:41,328
Are you lying down?
830
00:44:47,511 --> 00:44:48,239
Yes.
831
00:44:49,279 --> 00:44:50,109
Eyes closed?
832
00:44:54,818 --> 00:44:55,443
Yes.
833
00:44:57,387 --> 00:44:58,911
it's okay you're a virgin.
834
00:44:59,823 --> 00:45:03,281
I'm not gonna let anything
that you don't want. Okay?
835
00:45:04,094 --> 00:45:04,719
Okay.
836
00:45:05,129 --> 00:45:06,994
You wanna stop you say so,
okay?
837
00:45:07,598 --> 00:45:08,223
Okay.
838
00:45:09,633 --> 00:45:10,759
Do you want me to hang up?
839
00:45:11,568 --> 00:45:12,034
No.
840
00:45:13,103 --> 00:45:13,899
Okay.
841
00:45:16,974 --> 00:45:18,498
Breathe slowly.
842
00:45:20,611 --> 00:45:22,272
Deeply.
843
00:45:23,280 --> 00:45:24,804
Just like before.
844
00:45:29,286 --> 00:45:31,015
is your shirt still open?
845
00:45:32,055 --> 00:45:33,079
Yes.
846
00:45:36,093 --> 00:45:38,027
Ask Marc to massage your
neck.
847
00:45:42,166 --> 00:45:42,996
Go on.
848
00:45:46,503 --> 00:45:47,162
Marc?
849
00:45:49,873 --> 00:45:50,703
uh-huh?
850
00:45:52,643 --> 00:45:53,940
Will you massage my neck?
851
00:45:54,344 --> 00:45:55,208
Please.
852
00:45:55,712 --> 00:45:56,440
Please?
853
00:45:59,683 --> 00:46:01,116
Don't open your eyes now.
854
00:46:01,785 --> 00:46:04,618
I want your entire world to be
only my voice.
855
00:46:05,155 --> 00:46:05,780
Okay.
856
00:46:06,590 --> 00:46:09,684
My voice and his hands.
857
00:46:13,964 --> 00:46:15,192
is he doing it?
858
00:46:16,900 --> 00:46:17,525
Yes.
859
00:46:18,502 --> 00:46:19,628
Does it feel good?
860
00:46:23,507 --> 00:46:24,132
Yes.
861
00:46:25,442 --> 00:46:27,010
He use to do that to me.
862
00:46:27,010 --> 00:46:30,377
it feals real good.
863
00:46:33,951 --> 00:46:34,781
Yes.
864
00:46:37,254 --> 00:46:38,881
Keep breathing like me.
865
00:46:42,593 --> 00:46:44,527
Do you like hearing my
breathing?
866
00:46:45,262 --> 00:46:45,887
Yes.
867
00:46:46,797 --> 00:46:47,821
it's kinky, isn't it?
868
00:46:48,532 --> 00:46:49,260
Yes.
869
00:46:50,701 --> 00:46:52,225
Are you turned on?
870
00:46:52,903 --> 00:46:54,097
Yes.
871
00:46:54,171 --> 00:46:55,763
I am so turned on.
872
00:46:57,074 --> 00:46:58,098
Do you mind?
873
00:46:58,342 --> 00:46:59,570
No.
874
00:47:00,510 --> 00:47:02,239
Do you want me to stay on
the phone?
875
00:47:03,180 --> 00:47:04,010
Yes.
876
00:47:05,349 --> 00:47:06,577
Are you hard?
877
00:47:07,017 --> 00:47:08,245
Yes.
878
00:47:09,386 --> 00:47:10,045
Oh!
879
00:47:10,587 --> 00:47:11,713
What's he doing?
880
00:47:12,656 --> 00:47:14,317
Kissing my neck.
881
00:47:14,625 --> 00:47:15,990
Does it feel good?
882
00:47:16,793 --> 00:47:17,521
Yes.
883
00:47:17,995 --> 00:47:19,553
is his mouth warm?
884
00:47:20,731 --> 00:47:22,460
Yes.
885
00:47:23,100 --> 00:47:24,931
Tell him to unbutton your
shirt.
886
00:47:25,269 --> 00:47:27,999
unbutton my shirt.
887
00:47:28,839 --> 00:47:29,771
Please.
888
00:47:30,407 --> 00:47:32,034
Please.
889
00:47:39,750 --> 00:47:41,115
is he doing it?
890
00:47:43,453 --> 00:47:45,080
Does it feel good?
891
00:47:46,056 --> 00:47:47,182
Yes.
892
00:47:48,992 --> 00:47:49,515
Caleb.
893
00:47:50,661 --> 00:47:51,491
Yes?
894
00:47:52,763 --> 00:47:53,889
Are you still excited?
895
00:47:54,531 --> 00:47:55,498
Yes.
896
00:47:56,633 --> 00:47:57,759
What's he doing to you?
897
00:48:01,471 --> 00:48:02,904
He's licking my stomach.
898
00:48:03,974 --> 00:48:05,498
Does it turn you on?
899
00:48:05,876 --> 00:48:06,706
Yes.
900
00:48:07,744 --> 00:48:09,609
Tell him to unbutton your
pants.
901
00:48:10,247 --> 00:48:10,975
But...
902
00:48:11,448 --> 00:48:12,881
You're having fun, aren't
you?
903
00:48:13,583 --> 00:48:15,686
Yes.
904
00:48:15,686 --> 00:48:17,916
Do you want to lose your
virginity with me?
905
00:48:20,691 --> 00:48:21,715
Yeah.
906
00:48:22,559 --> 00:48:24,686
You're raging hard, aren't
you.
907
00:48:25,796 --> 00:48:26,524
Yes.
908
00:48:27,097 --> 00:48:29,258
A nice wet mouth
909
00:48:30,467 --> 00:48:32,799
would feel so good right now,
wouldn't it.
910
00:48:33,203 --> 00:48:34,568
Yes.
911
00:48:35,205 --> 00:48:36,729
Then tell him to unbutton
your pants.
912
00:48:36,873 --> 00:48:38,500
unbutton my pants...
913
00:48:38,809 --> 00:48:39,639
please.
914
00:48:39,943 --> 00:48:40,671
Please.
915
00:48:44,648 --> 00:48:46,377
Okay, Caleb
916
00:48:47,184 --> 00:48:49,482
I really wanna make you feel
good.
917
00:48:50,520 --> 00:48:51,748
Do you want to feel good?
918
00:48:51,955 --> 00:48:53,081
Yes.
919
00:48:53,490 --> 00:48:54,684
Say it.
920
00:48:55,092 --> 00:48:56,684
I wanna feel good.
921
00:48:56,760 --> 00:48:58,387
Beg for it.
922
00:48:59,196 --> 00:49:00,720
Make me feel good.
923
00:49:02,032 --> 00:49:03,465
Please.
924
00:49:09,473 --> 00:49:10,599
Oh!
925
00:49:11,241 --> 00:49:12,674
What's he doing?
926
00:49:12,743 --> 00:49:14,267
His mouth-
927
00:49:14,344 --> 00:49:15,811
is he sucking you off?
928
00:49:16,246 --> 00:49:17,679
Yes.
929
00:49:19,116 --> 00:49:20,140
You like that?
930
00:49:22,252 --> 00:49:23,276
Yes.
931
00:49:24,621 --> 00:49:25,383
Does it feel good?
932
00:49:25,722 --> 00:49:26,552
Yes.
933
00:49:27,290 --> 00:49:28,492
Do you want him to stop?
934
00:49:28,492 --> 00:49:29,516
No.
935
00:49:29,826 --> 00:49:30,952
Do you wanna come?
936
00:49:31,328 --> 00:49:33,592
Yes- Oh my god!
937
00:49:34,865 --> 00:49:37,834
Oh fuck. Jesus.
938
00:49:37,968 --> 00:49:39,196
Do you want me to come?
939
00:49:39,636 --> 00:49:40,504
Yes.
940
00:49:40,504 --> 00:49:41,436
I'm gonna come.
941
00:49:41,505 --> 00:49:42,199
Yes.
942
00:49:42,572 --> 00:49:43,368
I'm gonna come!
943
00:49:44,741 --> 00:49:45,673
Ah!
944
00:49:45,976 --> 00:49:46,840
Fuck.
945
00:50:07,931 --> 00:50:09,262
Let me get you a towel.
946
00:50:16,339 --> 00:50:18,068
So how was your first time?
947
00:50:19,009 --> 00:50:20,033
Fuck.
948
00:50:20,243 --> 00:50:24,202
I don't even know.
949
00:50:25,949 --> 00:50:26,574
Did it
950
00:50:27,284 --> 00:50:29,411
weird you out to have a girl
on the phone.
951
00:50:30,687 --> 00:50:32,814
Not at all.
952
00:50:34,858 --> 00:50:35,984
You're kinky.
953
00:50:37,127 --> 00:50:37,991
I like you.
954
00:50:40,697 --> 00:50:42,528
I like you too. You're dirty.
955
00:50:43,700 --> 00:50:45,065
I'm filthy.
956
00:50:47,104 --> 00:50:47,934
Where's Marc?
957
00:50:48,271 --> 00:50:48,896
Ah...
958
00:50:50,173 --> 00:50:51,299
Getting a towel.
959
00:50:51,708 --> 00:50:52,640
Did he come?
960
00:50:53,276 --> 00:50:54,800
I don't know.
961
00:50:56,146 --> 00:50:56,908
Well,
962
00:50:57,347 --> 00:50:59,645
it's safe for me to come
home now anyhow.
963
00:51:00,851 --> 00:51:01,783
I'll be there soon.
964
00:51:02,219 --> 00:51:03,386
Oh, okay.
965
00:51:03,386 --> 00:51:04,011
Buh-bye.
966
00:51:13,830 --> 00:51:14,455
Here.
967
00:51:15,198 --> 00:51:16,028
Thanks.
968
00:51:21,972 --> 00:51:23,132
You mind if I get off?
969
00:51:25,342 --> 00:51:25,865
Huh?
970
00:51:26,943 --> 00:51:28,570
I can take care of myself.
971
00:51:29,279 --> 00:51:30,211
You just sit there.
972
00:51:41,858 --> 00:51:44,986
So, Gwen said she's on her
way.
973
00:51:51,168 --> 00:51:53,500
I like your TV set up. it's
pretty
974
00:51:54,404 --> 00:51:55,871
hi-tech and stuff.
975
00:52:15,058 --> 00:52:15,888
Thanks.
976
00:52:17,761 --> 00:52:19,991
I didn't do anything.
977
00:52:21,064 --> 00:52:21,996
You did good.
978
00:52:24,267 --> 00:52:25,791
You want this?
979
00:52:35,000 --> 00:52:36,297
Oh I don't normally...
980
00:52:37,602 --> 00:52:38,227
What?
981
00:52:41,206 --> 00:52:42,434
Make that much.
982
00:52:44,309 --> 00:52:45,742
I should go.
983
00:52:47,479 --> 00:52:50,312
Yeah. Sure. Thanks.
984
00:52:52,718 --> 00:52:54,652
You're welcome.
985
00:52:56,355 --> 00:52:57,379
I'll call you.
986
00:52:59,424 --> 00:53:00,652
Yeah! Call me.
987
00:53:32,700 --> 00:53:33,530
Drive safe.
988
00:53:35,269 --> 00:53:35,997
Yeah, you too.
989
00:54:38,132 --> 00:54:40,293
Wish I had your cell, I woulda
called instead of stopping.
990
00:54:40,701 --> 00:54:42,168
I'm glad you stopped.
991
00:54:42,436 --> 00:54:43,198
You want my cell?
992
00:54:43,638 --> 00:54:44,662
Abba-solutely.
993
00:54:44,906 --> 00:54:45,838
Let me get mine.
994
00:54:48,843 --> 00:54:50,470
Let's fast forward through
the small talk.
995
00:54:50,845 --> 00:54:52,073
I want to know how it went.
996
00:54:55,816 --> 00:54:56,282
Went?
997
00:54:56,517 --> 00:54:58,542
You just made it with your
first guy!
998
00:55:04,992 --> 00:55:05,924
Aren't you happy?
999
00:55:07,428 --> 00:55:08,759
I'm confused.
1000
00:55:09,931 --> 00:55:11,398
Didn't it feel good?
1001
00:55:16,337 --> 00:55:18,897
Shit, I was too pushy.
1002
00:55:23,778 --> 00:55:25,769
Honey, Marc's a good guy.
1003
00:55:26,047 --> 00:55:26,570
The best. You're in good
hands.
1004
00:55:30,618 --> 00:55:31,607
it's just too much-
1005
00:55:31,686 --> 00:55:32,584
Too soon?
1006
00:55:33,888 --> 00:55:35,253
No, not that, I don't know.
1007
00:55:35,323 --> 00:55:36,517
We're all just people.
1008
00:55:37,124 --> 00:55:39,592
Just bodies with organic
needs.
1009
00:55:40,061 --> 00:55:43,224
We need satisfaction. We
shouldn't deny our bodies.
1010
00:55:48,769 --> 00:55:49,997
Are you turned on?
1011
00:55:51,172 --> 00:55:52,764
No, that's just my-
1012
00:55:53,841 --> 00:55:55,570
You're still turned on.
1013
00:55:56,277 --> 00:55:58,837
You've had a boner since you
left Marc?
1014
00:55:58,913 --> 00:55:59,470
No!
1015
00:56:00,181 --> 00:56:03,548
Don't be embarrassed. That's
how it is the first time you do it,
1016
00:56:04,552 --> 00:56:05,883
you just wanna do it again.
1017
00:56:11,092 --> 00:56:12,423
You mind me doing this?
1018
00:56:13,227 --> 00:56:13,784
No.
1019
00:56:17,565 --> 00:56:18,896
How about this?
1020
00:56:25,840 --> 00:56:29,867
Don't you think we should, uh,
I mean we're in public.
1021
00:56:30,778 --> 00:56:33,474
I think it's sexy you're
worried about Marc,
1022
00:56:33,547 --> 00:56:36,448
but it seems to me that Marc
didn't do his job.
1023
00:56:43,324 --> 00:56:44,256
Calm down.
1024
00:56:44,859 --> 00:56:46,190
it's fine, I'm just-
1025
00:56:46,260 --> 00:56:47,158
Suck that.
1026
00:56:48,162 --> 00:56:50,528
And don't give me any
strictly gay shit.
1027
00:56:52,600 --> 00:56:54,966
Who needs friends that won't
fuck friends?
1028
00:56:57,538 --> 00:56:59,130
Eat it little gay boy!
1029
00:57:00,641 --> 00:57:02,734
Yeah! Whoa!
1030
00:57:03,444 --> 00:57:04,706
That's your perineum.
1031
00:57:05,312 --> 00:57:07,143
You are such a fag.
1032
00:57:09,750 --> 00:57:10,808
Why, you back so late?
1033
00:57:11,619 --> 00:57:12,677
Can we talk about this in the
morning?
1034
00:57:12,753 --> 00:57:15,551
Caleb! Fuckin-A, what
happened? Did you do it with Gwen?
1035
00:57:16,290 --> 00:57:16,915
Sort of.
1036
00:57:17,958 --> 00:57:19,220
Well, did you talk about me?
1037
00:57:20,561 --> 00:57:21,186
Caleb?
1038
00:57:22,730 --> 00:57:23,662
Hello?
1039
00:57:57,064 --> 00:57:57,723
Good morning!
1040
00:57:57,798 --> 00:58:00,323
Wait forthe beep and tell me
something I don't know.
1041
00:58:02,636 --> 00:58:03,603
This is for Caleb.
1042
00:58:04,538 --> 00:58:06,870
You're probably sleeping. i
I had a great time last night.
1043
00:58:07,508 --> 00:58:08,031
Really.
1044
00:58:08,442 --> 00:58:10,000
So I just wanted to call,
1045
00:58:10,077 --> 00:58:11,738
ecause lots of guys have a
thing about calling,
1046
00:58:11,812 --> 00:58:14,474
where you don't call, and
and see who calls first.
1047
00:58:14,548 --> 00:58:16,379
And well, I didn't wanna.
1048
00:58:17,017 --> 00:58:18,678
Geeze, I sound really stupid.
1049
00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:21,779
Anyway, call me. Mwah.
1050
00:58:23,023 --> 00:58:23,990
Okay bye.
1051
00:58:24,058 --> 00:58:24,956
What the fuck?
1052
00:58:26,861 --> 00:58:27,623
Shit.
1053
00:58:29,864 --> 00:58:31,331
Kyle, I'm sorry.
1054
00:58:32,366 --> 00:58:33,128
Fuck you!
1055
00:58:37,838 --> 00:58:39,396
it's not what you think.
1056
00:58:46,614 --> 00:58:47,376
Hello?
1057
00:58:47,448 --> 00:58:49,678
Oh shit. it's Marc.
1058
00:58:49,750 --> 00:58:51,513
I'm sorry, did I wake you?
1059
00:58:52,853 --> 00:58:55,014
No. I just got your message.
1060
00:58:55,456 --> 00:58:57,424
God, I feel like a stalker.
1061
00:58:57,691 --> 00:59:00,888
I just realized I didn't leave
thought I'd call leave it on your machine.
1062
00:59:01,328 --> 00:59:02,659
I didn't think you'd answer.
1063
00:59:03,831 --> 00:59:04,798
No, that's fine.
1064
00:59:05,266 --> 00:59:07,734
Well, it's nice to talk to you
anyhow.
1065
00:59:08,335 --> 00:59:09,563
I'm sorry, were you busy?
1066
00:59:09,637 --> 00:59:12,970
No. Just... recovering.
1067
00:59:26,187 --> 00:59:27,848
You must be one fuck of a
fuck.
1068
00:59:36,463 --> 00:59:37,327
That was him.
1069
00:59:41,569 --> 00:59:43,036
Marc's the asshole type.
1070
00:59:44,672 --> 00:59:47,937
He normally fucks and moves
on. But I guess with you.
1071
00:59:48,976 --> 00:59:50,034
I mean who wouidn't want
to...
1072
00:59:51,345 --> 00:59:52,312
keep you around.
1073
00:59:55,482 --> 00:59:57,347
How could you fuckin do this
to me?
1074
00:59:59,186 --> 01:00:00,744
That's not fair. it's not like
you guys even-
1075
01:00:00,821 --> 01:00:02,345
You don't even know, do you?
1076
01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:05,451
You're so stupid.
1077
01:00:07,061 --> 01:00:08,528
Well, I invited them over for
dinner.
1078
01:00:10,931 --> 01:00:11,488
Here?
1079
01:00:13,601 --> 01:00:14,067
Great
1080
01:00:15,202 --> 01:00:16,669
you guys can just make out in
front of me.
1081
01:00:17,304 --> 01:00:18,362
Wanna screw in my bed?
1082
01:00:19,473 --> 01:00:20,735
I invited Gwen too.
1083
01:00:21,876 --> 01:00:23,639
We're all gonna sit down and
tell the truth.
1084
01:00:24,612 --> 01:00:25,271
And just. Just...
1085
01:00:26,113 --> 01:00:26,875
Just what?
1086
01:00:28,616 --> 01:00:29,082
Huh?
1087
01:00:31,318 --> 01:00:34,481
Things are so simple in your
aren't they?
1088
01:00:36,724 --> 01:00:38,282
Well, Caleb, it doesn't work
that way.
1089
01:00:39,927 --> 01:00:42,157
Things are a lot more
complicated than just sitting around
1090
01:00:42,229 --> 01:00:43,787
telling people how you really
feel.
1091
01:00:45,332 --> 01:00:46,890
I'm trying to fix things here.
Okay?
1092
01:00:46,967 --> 01:00:48,901
You're doing a Fabio job so
far.
1093
01:00:52,373 --> 01:00:53,533
Just say you'll come to
dinner.
1094
01:00:57,411 --> 01:00:57,968
Okay?
1095
01:00:58,913 --> 01:00:59,470
Fine!
1096
01:01:00,915 --> 01:01:02,075
I'll be there with balls on.
1097
01:01:05,052 --> 01:01:06,610
You're not planning on
cooking, are you?
1098
01:01:08,322 --> 01:01:10,722
Well, I wasn't gonna ask, but
since you brought it up.
1099
01:01:10,791 --> 01:01:12,725
Fine! I'll cook.
1100
01:01:20,434 --> 01:01:21,594
I'm not that stupid.
1101
01:01:23,237 --> 01:01:24,101
I do know.
1102
01:01:27,141 --> 01:01:28,608
if I were gay. Even a little.
1103
01:01:30,744 --> 01:01:31,403
it'd be you.
1104
01:01:54,601 --> 01:01:55,761
Alright, I won't go.
1105
01:01:56,403 --> 01:01:57,870
He wants you to. it's like he's
Tell him I have consumption.
1106
01:01:58,839 --> 01:02:00,101
I shouldn'ta done that last
night.
1107
01:02:02,843 --> 01:02:03,901
it was hot.
1108
01:02:04,411 --> 01:02:05,571
it was fucked up.
1109
01:02:08,015 --> 01:02:09,175
You should've seen him,
1110
01:02:09,249 --> 01:02:11,114
he flew out of here like a
seminal Meatloaf album.
1111
01:02:12,353 --> 01:02:14,116
He seemed to like it on the
phone.
1112
01:02:16,924 --> 01:02:18,585
That's what's so fucked up
about it.
1113
01:02:21,628 --> 01:02:22,424
Are you jealous?
1114
01:02:23,731 --> 01:02:24,493
No.
1115
01:02:25,532 --> 01:02:26,590
You're jealous!
1116
01:02:27,434 --> 01:02:28,594
I am not.
1117
01:02:29,236 --> 01:02:31,466
This is so great!
1118
01:02:31,805 --> 01:02:33,773
it's finally the otherway
around.
1119
01:02:34,408 --> 01:02:37,206
Do you know how many boys
just to get to you?
1120
01:02:37,644 --> 01:02:38,133
Shut up.
1121
01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:41,841
You're scared I could convert
him.
1122
01:02:44,018 --> 01:02:45,076
Maybe I just will.
1123
01:02:45,152 --> 01:02:46,176
I need to practice.
1124
01:02:46,854 --> 01:02:47,912
I'll take that
1125
01:02:47,988 --> 01:02:48,955
as a challenge.
1126
01:02:49,423 --> 01:02:51,323
I can't hear you, babe.
1127
01:02:52,393 --> 01:02:54,486
I know something you don't
know.
1128
01:03:01,835 --> 01:03:02,995
What the hell are you
making?
1129
01:03:04,138 --> 01:03:05,070
Sausages.
1130
01:03:05,139 --> 01:03:07,767
Big fat sausages.
1131
01:03:08,609 --> 01:03:10,008
Dude, people don't eat
sausages.
1132
01:03:10,077 --> 01:03:11,772
You're supposed to make
spaghettI or some shit.
1133
01:03:11,845 --> 01:03:12,869
Fine, you wanna cook?
1134
01:03:13,747 --> 01:03:14,714
No. I mean.
1135
01:03:15,682 --> 01:03:17,013
I never seen you make
sausages.
1136
01:03:17,351 --> 01:03:19,046
Well I'm trying something
new.
1137
01:03:19,887 --> 01:03:20,945
You're making too much.
1138
01:03:21,021 --> 01:03:22,579
I invited some over friends
too. Go get the door.
1139
01:03:23,857 --> 01:03:27,349
This isn't a kegger, bro. This
Who'd you invite?
1140
01:03:27,861 --> 01:03:31,524
Like they said to Anne Frank:
the door and find out?
1141
01:03:34,101 --> 01:03:36,092
Oh, it's you guys.
1142
01:03:40,107 --> 01:03:41,369
I brought this for you.
1143
01:03:42,709 --> 01:03:44,904
Cool. it's yellow.
1144
01:03:47,681 --> 01:03:48,943
And some wine.
1145
01:03:50,617 --> 01:03:52,209
Awesome. All we got is beer.
1146
01:03:53,353 --> 01:03:54,012
Cool.
1147
01:03:56,790 --> 01:03:58,587
This is the part where you
invite us in.
1148
01:03:58,926 --> 01:04:02,885
Oh geeze, come in. Kyle's in
the kitchen.
1149
01:04:04,364 --> 01:04:06,389
Honey, this is how you do it.
1150
01:04:07,768 --> 01:04:08,632
Ha. Ha.
1151
01:04:10,704 --> 01:04:12,194
Funny. I get it.
1152
01:04:14,374 --> 01:04:16,035
So. Caleb. Marc thinks...
1153
01:04:16,110 --> 01:04:16,804
Hello Gwen.
1154
01:04:18,345 --> 01:04:18,902
Marc.
1155
01:04:19,947 --> 01:04:21,141
Did You offerthem
beverages?
1156
01:04:21,615 --> 01:04:22,707
Oh! Yeah, you guys want
some?
1157
01:04:23,150 --> 01:04:24,117
I'll pour us some drinks.
1158
01:04:24,184 --> 01:04:26,175
You show me where the
glasses are.
1159
01:04:29,890 --> 01:04:31,187
So, what do you think?
1160
01:04:32,993 --> 01:04:33,550
Oh.
1161
01:04:33,994 --> 01:04:35,325
I think.
1162
01:04:36,830 --> 01:04:38,195
I think you're a really nice
guy.
1163
01:04:39,433 --> 01:04:39,990
That's all.
1164
01:04:42,002 --> 01:04:42,559
Thanks.
1165
01:04:43,070 --> 01:04:44,799
I gotta go to the head.
1166
01:04:47,641 --> 01:04:48,437
We need to talk.
1167
01:04:48,509 --> 01:04:49,601
Dude!
1168
01:04:52,279 --> 01:04:53,507
I wasn't being honest.
1169
01:04:54,114 --> 01:04:55,445
I gotta talk about it now, or i
wont-
1170
01:04:55,516 --> 01:04:56,608
I'm takin' a leak.
1171
01:04:57,184 --> 01:04:58,617
Please, I've seen it.
1172
01:04:59,353 --> 01:05:00,047
How you doin'?
1173
01:05:00,521 --> 01:05:02,182
My god. What are those?
1174
01:05:02,956 --> 01:05:03,547
Dinner.
1175
01:05:04,825 --> 01:05:06,793
is this some kind of ethnic
thing?
1176
01:05:07,794 --> 01:05:08,385
Marc,
1177
01:05:09,897 --> 01:05:11,228
I think you're really cool...
1178
01:05:12,099 --> 01:05:12,588
But?
1179
01:05:14,735 --> 01:05:15,224
But...
1180
01:05:18,505 --> 01:05:19,836
is there something with you
and Kyle?
1181
01:05:21,041 --> 01:05:22,531
No. it's definitely not that.
1182
01:05:24,077 --> 01:05:25,101
Oh shit.
1183
01:05:26,613 --> 01:05:28,808
Don't say anything, okay?
1184
01:05:29,516 --> 01:05:30,312
What's wrong.
1185
01:05:37,724 --> 01:05:40,284
HI Mom. Dad. Jamie.
1186
01:05:41,628 --> 01:05:42,822
Oh. This is Marc.
1187
01:05:42,896 --> 01:05:46,093
Marc, my family. I was just
flusher-thing. it was broken.
1188
01:05:46,166 --> 01:05:48,896
The bobbing thing. it has to
stay on top.
1189
01:05:49,336 --> 01:05:51,133
it's called a ballcock.
1190
01:05:51,572 --> 01:05:51,936
Well.
1191
01:05:52,306 --> 01:05:53,534
Nice to meet you, Marc.
1192
01:05:53,974 --> 01:05:54,668
Are you gay?
1193
01:05:55,375 --> 01:05:55,864
That's rude.
1194
01:05:56,310 --> 01:05:58,210
Oh please. I don't mind.
1195
01:05:58,712 --> 01:06:00,839
Kyle, I think you need my help
in the kitchen.
1196
01:06:01,448 --> 01:06:02,608
Be right back.
1197
01:06:03,817 --> 01:06:05,717
I'm gonna circumcise your
neck.
1198
01:06:10,924 --> 01:06:12,619
I know this looks fucked up.
1199
01:06:12,693 --> 01:06:13,887
You're gonna look fucked up.
1200
01:06:13,961 --> 01:06:16,259
We can't do it yourway. We
can't just tell them.
1201
01:06:16,330 --> 01:06:19,322
They won't give either of us
I have just as much at stake here.
1202
01:06:19,399 --> 01:06:21,799
Kyle, those are my fucking
parents.
1203
01:06:22,369 --> 01:06:23,836
This my life, you know. My
real life.
1204
01:06:23,904 --> 01:06:25,531
Calm down. Trust me, okay?
1205
01:06:28,909 --> 01:06:31,605
Gwen? Marc? Come in for a
sec?
1206
01:06:32,746 --> 01:06:33,337
Well.
1207
01:06:34,181 --> 01:06:35,011
That's us.
1208
01:06:41,455 --> 01:06:42,615
Okay, what's the Kim Deal?
1209
01:06:42,689 --> 01:06:44,589
Caleb's not out to his
parents, yet.
1210
01:06:44,658 --> 01:06:46,023
No shit.
1211
01:06:47,194 --> 01:06:48,126
Of course they don't know.
1212
01:06:48,729 --> 01:06:49,423
Should we leave?
1213
01:06:49,496 --> 01:06:50,963
No, that'd look too weird.
1214
01:06:51,031 --> 01:06:54,000
No, I got it worked out.
1215
01:06:54,501 --> 01:06:54,899
Gwen,
1216
01:06:55,402 --> 01:06:56,664
just pretend you're here with
Caleb.
1217
01:06:56,737 --> 01:06:59,672
And Marc can be, uh, my
date.
1218
01:07:00,207 --> 01:07:00,571
What?
1219
01:07:01,275 --> 01:07:02,435
ust for dinner.
1220
01:07:02,509 --> 01:07:04,711
Then they leave and we're
back to normal-
1221
01:07:04,711 --> 01:07:06,235
Everything cool in there
dudes?
1222
01:07:06,313 --> 01:07:08,144
Very cool Mrs. Peterson!
1223
01:07:09,449 --> 01:07:10,177
Now you
1224
01:07:11,518 --> 01:07:13,918
sit next to Caleb.
1225
01:07:14,655 --> 01:07:15,587
And Marc,
1226
01:07:17,357 --> 01:07:18,016
with moi.
1227
01:07:19,359 --> 01:07:21,259
Oh! I get it.
1228
01:07:21,328 --> 01:07:22,693
Well if you need anything!
1229
01:07:22,763 --> 01:07:24,355
Let's go meet Mr. and Mrs.
Roper.
1230
01:07:24,798 --> 01:07:25,492
Peterson.
1231
01:07:30,771 --> 01:07:33,934
Those were very interesting
sausages, Kyle.
1232
01:07:35,575 --> 01:07:37,844
What flavor exactly is white
jello?
1233
01:07:37,844 --> 01:07:38,779
Well it's just the way the-
1234
01:07:38,779 --> 01:07:40,508
You know what it iooks like, it
looks like-
1235
01:07:41,515 --> 01:07:43,483
So when did you meet this
lovely young lady?
1236
01:07:44,251 --> 01:07:45,650
At a party last week.
1237
01:07:45,719 --> 01:07:47,414
Right afterthe Tiffani
ordeal?
1238
01:07:48,555 --> 01:07:49,423
Who's Tiffani?
1239
01:07:49,423 --> 01:07:50,390
''Beard.''
1240
01:07:50,457 --> 01:07:51,981
You never mentioned Tiffani.
1241
01:07:52,059 --> 01:07:53,526
TiffanI was a bitch.
1242
01:07:53,593 --> 01:07:54,389
I liked her.
1243
01:07:54,461 --> 01:07:55,629
She was cute.
1244
01:07:55,629 --> 01:07:59,156
How did you meet, was it
across a crowded room?
1245
01:08:00,000 --> 01:08:02,298
Well, she was screaming, and
I saw her.
1246
01:08:02,869 --> 01:08:03,597
Screaming?
1247
01:08:04,071 --> 01:08:06,835
I was so surprised he wasn't
gay.
1248
01:08:07,474 --> 01:08:09,374
You must get that all the
time, hon.
1249
01:08:09,443 --> 01:08:10,910
I mean living with Kyle...
1250
01:08:10,977 --> 01:08:11,909
and your haircut.
1251
01:08:12,379 --> 01:08:14,347
So, Marc, when did you meet
Kyle?
1252
01:08:14,781 --> 01:08:16,646
I hope we're not being too
personal,
1253
01:08:16,717 --> 01:08:19,015
but Kyle's like a second son
to us.
1254
01:08:19,086 --> 01:08:19,882
Or daughter.
1255
01:08:21,822 --> 01:08:23,653
it's a small world young
lady...
1256
01:08:23,724 --> 01:08:26,249
...I know, celebrate our
diversity.
1257
01:08:26,326 --> 01:08:27,918
We met at the same party.
1258
01:08:32,999 --> 01:08:33,966
What's this music?
1259
01:08:34,668 --> 01:08:35,396
it's really good.
1260
01:08:36,103 --> 01:08:37,593
I don't know, it's Kyle's shit.
1261
01:08:38,038 --> 01:08:38,470
Oh.
1262
01:08:39,506 --> 01:08:40,336
Who is this, Kyle?
1263
01:08:41,041 --> 01:08:41,666
it's mine.
1264
01:08:43,210 --> 01:08:44,268
But it's just my old stuff.
1265
01:08:45,312 --> 01:08:46,179
My new stuff's better.
1266
01:08:46,179 --> 01:08:47,476
Kyle's a composer.
1267
01:08:48,048 --> 01:08:49,015
Didn't he mention it?
1268
01:08:49,716 --> 01:08:51,911
uh, no. He hasn't mentioned
much.
1269
01:08:53,320 --> 01:08:54,787
sn't his work just beautiful?
1270
01:08:55,489 --> 01:08:57,252
Yeah, it's nice.
1271
01:08:58,959 --> 01:08:59,983
You in the music school?
1272
01:09:00,060 --> 01:09:00,754
Yeah.
1273
01:09:01,228 --> 01:09:02,593
I never noticed you around.
1274
01:09:03,363 --> 01:09:05,228
You're classical, I'm jazz.
1275
01:09:05,665 --> 01:09:06,461
You know how they are.
1276
01:09:06,533 --> 01:09:07,363
Yeah.
1277
01:09:11,838 --> 01:09:13,032
This is really good.
1278
01:09:14,074 --> 01:09:17,305
it's always nice to know
what's going in your lives, boys,
1279
01:09:17,778 --> 01:09:20,679
but isn't it a little early to be
meeting the parents?
1280
01:09:20,747 --> 01:09:23,113
I mean, you hardly seem to
know each other.
1281
01:09:23,583 --> 01:09:26,211
I just thought this would be
nice. All of us together.
1282
01:09:26,653 --> 01:09:27,888
One big family.
1283
01:09:27,888 --> 01:09:29,321
Betterthan Springer.
1284
01:09:30,924 --> 01:09:32,915
is there something you want
to tell us?
1285
01:09:32,993 --> 01:09:36,690
We're here for you, son.
1286
01:09:36,763 --> 01:09:39,926
Just wanted to have dinner.
No interior motive.
1287
01:09:40,000 --> 01:09:40,762
ulterior.
1288
01:09:40,834 --> 01:09:41,766
I knew that.
1289
01:09:43,737 --> 01:09:44,704
Shit. Now who?
1290
01:09:44,771 --> 01:09:46,466
I didn't invite anyone else.
Honest.
1291
01:09:55,582 --> 01:09:58,915
I hear you have phone
trouble, Miss Thing.
1292
01:09:59,152 --> 01:10:01,552
That's Mister Miss Thing to
you.
1293
01:10:03,256 --> 01:10:03,984
Tiffani?
1294
01:10:04,758 --> 01:10:08,159
You little hose huffer!
1295
01:10:08,728 --> 01:10:10,423
Why don't you come join us?
1296
01:10:10,497 --> 01:10:12,988
Gomez, Morticia and little
Wednesday.
1297
01:10:13,233 --> 01:10:15,133
I'm sure this is awkward for
Gwen.
1298
01:10:15,602 --> 01:10:17,502
I don't mind, I wanna see this.
1299
01:10:34,054 --> 01:10:34,679
You know,
1300
01:10:35,388 --> 01:10:37,288
you guys seem really nice.
1301
01:10:38,792 --> 01:10:40,350
Oh my God, Gwen, don't.
1302
01:10:40,861 --> 01:10:43,386
Caleb, honey, I'm gonna do
you a really big favor.
1303
01:10:43,463 --> 01:10:44,327
Oh shit.
1304
01:10:44,397 --> 01:10:46,592
You'll hate me now, but you'll
love me later.
1305
01:10:46,666 --> 01:10:47,598
Gwen, please.
1306
01:10:47,667 --> 01:10:48,258
Shit.
1307
01:10:48,969 --> 01:10:50,300
Mr. and Mrs. Peterson,
1308
01:10:50,670 --> 01:10:57,303
your son is gay.
1309
01:10:57,410 --> 01:10:58,468
Fag. You're it.
1310
01:11:00,547 --> 01:11:02,947
I turned him gay. I can turn
him back!
1311
01:11:04,017 --> 01:11:05,746
Please with that word!
1312
01:11:06,119 --> 01:11:07,984
Caleb and Marc are
boyfriends
1313
01:11:08,054 --> 01:11:10,420
and I'm just Marc's
roommate.
1314
01:11:11,124 --> 01:11:13,524
You're a reality show without
a camera crew.
1315
01:11:22,769 --> 01:11:25,397
We're not boyfriends yet,
we've been on one date.
1316
01:11:25,672 --> 01:11:26,536
I told you.
1317
01:11:28,008 --> 01:11:28,633
Son.
1318
01:11:29,109 --> 01:11:31,407
How did we manifest our
homophobia?
1319
01:11:31,478 --> 01:11:33,469
it must have been horrible
living with us.
1320
01:11:33,547 --> 01:11:35,538
Straight this, straight that.
1321
01:11:35,615 --> 01:11:38,106
I'm sorry. You needed all of
this to face us.
1322
01:11:38,351 --> 01:11:41,218
I'll calling Tammy at PFLOG
first thing.
1323
01:11:42,022 --> 01:11:43,387
We'll go to meetings.
1324
01:11:44,391 --> 01:11:47,383
Jamie, hon, is there
something you wanted to tell us?
1325
01:11:47,861 --> 01:11:49,226
Well, I don't think I'm a lesbo.
1326
01:11:49,462 --> 01:11:51,396
I experimented once.
1327
01:11:53,400 --> 01:11:54,025
Son,
1328
01:11:56,269 --> 01:11:57,258
give me a hug.
1329
01:12:03,743 --> 01:12:04,266
Caleb.
1330
01:12:05,345 --> 01:12:06,243
Hug your father.
1331
01:12:16,222 --> 01:12:18,213
You are still my son and l love
you.
1332
01:12:18,959 --> 01:12:20,324
This is so beautiful.
1333
01:12:20,827 --> 01:12:23,557
Barf. You should see them on
anniversaries.
1334
01:12:24,230 --> 01:12:25,629
I love you, Caleb.
1335
01:12:25,699 --> 01:12:26,631
I love you too, Mom.
1336
01:12:26,700 --> 01:12:27,667
I love you, Dad.
1337
01:12:28,435 --> 01:12:30,266
C'mon, family hug.
1338
01:12:33,873 --> 01:12:35,101
Love ya gay bro.
1339
01:12:36,309 --> 01:12:36,934
Come on,
1340
01:12:37,544 --> 01:12:39,842
I said family hug. You're all
family here.
1341
01:12:40,914 --> 01:12:42,381
Well, come on!
1342
01:12:44,884 --> 01:12:46,249
Oh, what the fuck!
1343
01:13:02,068 --> 01:13:03,296
But, I'm mad.
1344
01:13:11,478 --> 01:13:13,309
I am so proud of you son.
1345
01:13:14,814 --> 01:13:16,042
You take good care of my
boy.
1346
01:13:17,117 --> 01:13:18,584
Yes sir, Mr. Peterson.
1347
01:13:18,652 --> 01:13:19,619
I bet he will.
1348
01:13:20,153 --> 01:13:21,518
I bet he will too.
1349
01:13:22,822 --> 01:13:25,757
No offense Kyle, next time
we're eating out.
1350
01:13:26,593 --> 01:13:28,959
C'mon hon, let's go.
1351
01:13:36,336 --> 01:13:37,462
Do you think I'm stupid?
1352
01:13:37,871 --> 01:13:38,235
No.
1353
01:13:38,838 --> 01:13:39,736
Not you, hon.
1354
01:13:40,373 --> 01:13:43,433
Kyle, I know what's going on.
You're acting like a baby.
1355
01:13:43,810 --> 01:13:44,606
I didn't think-
1356
01:13:44,678 --> 01:13:47,112
Well it's time to make a
change in your lifestyle.
1357
01:13:47,814 --> 01:13:48,781
Okay babe,
1358
01:13:48,848 --> 01:13:50,748
this is one of the reasons i
get called a bitch.
1359
01:13:51,184 --> 01:13:52,583
Because I tell it like it is.
1360
01:13:53,687 --> 01:13:54,210
Kyle,
1361
01:13:54,954 --> 01:13:55,750
reality.
1362
01:13:56,489 --> 01:13:58,150
Reality, Kyle.
1363
01:13:59,192 --> 01:14:00,784
You are not in Marc's league.
1364
01:14:01,461 --> 01:14:05,693
I mean you're not a total K-9,
but you are a K-5.
1365
01:14:05,765 --> 01:14:06,789
Gwen, c'moff it.
1366
01:14:06,866 --> 01:14:08,834
Marc's not a K at all.
1367
01:14:09,436 --> 01:14:11,927
Your chances of ever scoring
with someone like Marc?
1368
01:14:12,672 --> 01:14:15,072
Zero. Nothing. El Nacho!
1369
01:14:15,141 --> 01:14:15,869
Gwen, stop.
1370
01:14:15,942 --> 01:14:18,240
Live with it. Move on.
1371
01:14:35,662 --> 01:14:37,459
What? He pulled a dirty fuckin
trick.
1372
01:14:37,530 --> 01:14:38,360
That was harsh.
1373
01:14:39,165 --> 01:14:40,291
Well, would you?
1374
01:14:41,101 --> 01:14:46,300
Would you Marc Everheart
Kyle what's-his-nuts?
1375
01:14:48,942 --> 01:14:49,465
Maybe.
1376
01:14:51,578 --> 01:14:53,478
She's right. You wouldn't.
Ever.
1377
01:14:53,880 --> 01:14:55,279
I would too. You don't know
me.
1378
01:14:55,882 --> 01:14:59,511
He's not a nice person. He
was trying to split you guys up.
1379
01:15:00,220 --> 01:15:02,518
I blame him and those who
harbor him.
1380
01:15:02,589 --> 01:15:05,649
You can't possibly be that
stupid. You don't belong to a frat.
1381
01:15:05,725 --> 01:15:06,714
I'm not stupid...
1382
01:15:09,796 --> 01:15:16,429
Look, go talk to him? Kyle is a
He's amazing.
1383
01:15:17,504 --> 01:15:18,528
Then why aren't you with him.
1384
01:15:19,706 --> 01:15:21,731
I would be in a second, but..
1385
01:15:23,977 --> 01:15:25,205
But what, I'm listening.
1386
01:15:26,179 --> 01:15:27,203
it's complicated.
1387
01:15:27,881 --> 01:15:29,906
Christ, now you're talking like
a straight guy.
1388
01:15:30,917 --> 01:15:31,713
um.
1389
01:15:33,920 --> 01:15:34,887
Oh shit.
1390
01:15:38,792 --> 01:15:41,226
You fucking heterosexual liar!
1391
01:15:41,961 --> 01:15:42,985
Gwen, I'm sorry, it's...
1392
01:15:43,062 --> 01:15:49,763
You pretended to be gay, had
came out to your parents, just so you could fuck me!
1393
01:15:55,441 --> 01:15:56,100
I guess.
1394
01:15:57,443 --> 01:15:59,212
I can't beiieve I let you fuck
me.
1395
01:15:59,212 --> 01:16:01,009
You fucked her? You fucked
him?
1396
01:16:04,717 --> 01:16:08,710
That is the sweetest thing
anyone has ever done for me.
1397
01:16:11,825 --> 01:16:12,985
I'm really sorry, dude.
1398
01:16:15,228 --> 01:16:19,665
Hey, some day I'll look back
it was really hot.
1399
01:16:22,001 --> 01:16:22,660
Me too.
1400
01:16:25,772 --> 01:16:26,568
Talk to him.
1401
01:16:29,142 --> 01:16:32,805
Hey if you hurt him I will
seriously fuck with your shit.
1402
01:16:34,414 --> 01:16:35,472
Back at you with her.
1403
01:16:36,049 --> 01:16:38,517
Oh please, I'll fuck all you all's
shit.
1404
01:16:48,828 --> 01:16:49,988
Go away.
1405
01:16:51,364 --> 01:16:51,853
Caleb!
1406
01:16:51,931 --> 01:16:52,295
it's me.
1407
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:54,398
Oh.
1408
01:16:58,271 --> 01:16:58,828
May i?
1409
01:17:00,573 --> 01:17:07,877
Sure. So, I guess Caleb told
you...
1410
01:17:08,815 --> 01:17:09,372
Yeah.
1411
01:17:11,251 --> 01:17:12,548
I guess he and Gwen are...
1412
01:17:12,619 --> 01:17:13,210
Yeah.
1413
01:17:15,688 --> 01:17:21,820
OK listen, I don't think I can
Anthony Michael Hall ''let's be friends'' speech.
1414
01:17:22,695 --> 01:17:25,823
Good, 'cause I don't know one.
1415
01:17:28,735 --> 01:17:29,929
I knew your name was Kyle.
1416
01:17:31,471 --> 01:17:31,766
Huh?
1417
01:17:33,640 --> 01:17:39,943
At the party. I called you
Kevin, but I knew you were Kyle.
1418
01:17:43,449 --> 01:17:47,613
And I knew you were in the
music school.
1419
01:17:50,657 --> 01:17:52,090
Why do you do that shit?
1420
01:17:53,426 --> 01:17:55,758
I don't know. I guess it's
kinda fucked up.
1421
01:17:57,897 --> 01:17:58,955
Damn straight.
1422
01:17:59,966 --> 01:18:01,024
Why stop at one?
1423
01:18:05,204 --> 01:18:07,434
I do know why I do it, it
sounds stupid.
1424
01:18:08,975 --> 01:18:09,669
Why?
1425
01:18:14,614 --> 01:18:15,808
To make you want me.
1426
01:18:17,450 --> 01:18:18,417
That is stupid.
1427
01:18:18,718 --> 01:18:19,650
it's true.
1428
01:18:20,920 --> 01:18:22,444
isn't it painfully obvious?
1429
01:18:24,691 --> 01:18:31,221
What, by the way you look
paying attention?
1430
01:18:34,033 --> 01:18:36,763
Or by the way you always
and not me?
1431
01:18:38,171 --> 01:18:43,507
Oh come on. You're too good
You know how the system works.
1432
01:18:44,177 --> 01:18:45,371
The system sucks.
1433
01:18:58,624 --> 01:19:05,154
I've always loved your music.
I went to your recital.
1434
01:19:08,167 --> 01:19:09,634
They told me someone came.
1435
01:19:14,640 --> 01:19:16,369
Please tell me you like to
kiss.
1436
01:19:18,044 --> 01:19:18,806
Love it.
1437
01:19:22,915 --> 01:19:31,220
Okay, so I know I might just
whatever it is, I'll take it.
1438
01:19:33,326 --> 01:19:34,520
You are so weird.
1439
01:19:49,809 --> 01:19:52,243
Does that turn you on as
much as it does me?
1440
01:19:54,013 --> 01:19:54,308
Huh?
1441
01:19:55,248 --> 01:19:56,306
I thought so.
1442
01:23:06,205 --> 01:23:07,797
I think everybody's gone now.
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