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-THE WORD ON THIS TEAM IS THAT
THEY'RE STRONG OFF TACKLE, BUT
VULNERABLE UP THE MIDDLE.
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
-WOW.
-NOW, I THINK OUR BEST OPTION
IS TO BLITZ EARLY AND OFTEN,
BRING THE FIGHT TO THEM.
NOW WHAT--
[CELL PHONE VIBRATING]
IS THAT DEBRA?
-YEAH
-IS SHE TEXTING YOU NAKED
PICTURES AGAIN?
-MAYBE.
-DO YOU WANT US TO GIVE
YOU A MINUTE?
-YEAH, JUST A MINUTE.
I JUST GOT THIS PHONE.
WHERE'S THE CAMERA?
-IT'S, UH, RIGHT THERE.
-AH.
LIKE THIS?
-YEAH.
JUST DON'T GET YOU FACE
IN THE PICTURE, MARTY.
THIS NEW TECHNOLOGY
CAN BE DANGEROUS.
-I GOT YOU.
-OH, NO.
WHAT?
HEY, GUYS, I THINK SOMEBODY
JUST SENT ME
A PICTURE OF THEIR--
OH, MY GOD.
[ REV THEORY'S "HELL YEAH"
PLAYS ]
CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
YOU BETTER HOLD ON.
THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.
♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪
♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪
♪ HELL, YEAH ♪
♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪
♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪
♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪
♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪
♪ GIVE ME A "HELL" ♪
♪ GIVE ME A "YEAH" ♪
♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW ♪
-HI.
I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE
MET BEFORE.
I'M ALEX MORAN.
-ANYWAYS, AS I WAS
SAYING, YESTERDAY WHEN WE
WERE IN THE FIELD--
-I'M THE STARTING QUARTERBACK ON
THE FOOTBALL TEAM SO, UH--
-LOOK, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND
I'M NOT INTERESTED IN BEING
ONE OF YOUR CONQUESTS.
I THINK I'M WORTH A LITTLE MORE
THAN A QUICK BANG WITH
SOME FOOTBALL PLAYER.
-WHO SAID I WAS QUICK?
-YOU WANT ME, YOU'RE GOING
TO HAVE TO PUT IN A
LITTLE BIT OF EFFORT.
GIVE ME THIS.
CALL ME TOMORROW, AND YOU
CAN ASK ME TO DINNER.
-DINNER?
I'VE GOT A LEFTOVER BURRITO
IN MY ROOM.
-ALL RIGHT, LET'S THINK
ABOUT THIS.
A COACH SENDS A PLAYER A
PICTURE OF HIS DICK.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
GOOD JOB.
-PRACTICE HARDER?
-IT'S A DICK PIC.
HE WANTS TO BANG YOU.
DUH.
-HEY, EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT MAN?
-I JUST GOT TURNED DOWN BY
THE HOTTEST GIRL HERE.
-DID YOU TELL HER YOU WERE
THE STARTING QB?
-YEAH, OF COURSE.
THEN SHE ASKED ME TO PUT
A LITTLE EFFORT.
-RIGHT?
-SEND HER A DICK PIC.
-YEAH, SHE JUST ASKED ME TO
INVITE HER TO DINNER.
I THINK TAKING A PICTURE
OF MY PENIS IS
HARDLY THE BEST RESPONSE.
HARMON, BEFORE YOU GOT THAT DICK
PIC, HOW MUCH OF YOUR DAY
WAS SPENT THINKING ABOUT
COACH IN A SEXUAL WAY?
-1%, TOPS.
-NOW?
-HE'S THE ONLY PERSON I'VE
THOUGHT ABOUT SEXUALLY IN THE
LAST EIGHT HOURS.
-SEE?
-NO, NO, MORAN'S RIGHT.
DICK PICS DON'T WORK.
-THANK YOU.
-IF IT'S NOT WORKING,
IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE
NOT DOING THEM RIGHT.
THE MAIN THING TO CONSIDER WHEN
TAKING A DICK PIC IS WHAT
DO I WANT MY PENIS TO SAY?
AM I PORTRAYING STRENGTH,
SENSITIVITY, INTELLIGENCE?
FIRST, LET ME SHOW YOU THE
WRONG WAY TO DO IT.
-OH, AH, THAT'S DESPERATE
AND SAD.
-YEAH, VERY FAVREISH.
-THAT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T TRY.
THE KEY IS EFFORT, GENTLEMEN.
ME, I'D LIKE TO THINK ABOUT
THE GIRL A LITTLE BEFORE
TAKING THE SHOT.
THAT WAY SHE CAN SENSE
IT'S FOR HER.
PLUS IT GETS ME A
LITTLE FLUFFY.
AND SINCE YOUR HAND IS GOING TO
BE IN THE SHOT, YOU WANT TO
SPRUCE IT UP A BIT.
CHICK WITH BIG CANS IN THE
QUAD THIS MORNING.
-OH, HO.
-YEAH, COACH'S LOOKED
ABOUT THAT GOOD.
-THAT'S BECAUSE HE WAS THINKING
ABOUT YOU WHEN HE
TOOK IT, HARMON, AND HE FOLLOWED
THE THREE RULES.
ONE, NO BALLS,
TWO, NO MASS
TEXTING, AND THREE,
NEVER SHOW YOUR FACE.
[LAUGHING]
-OH, OK, WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT I COULDN'T
DISAGREE WITH YOU MORE.
EVERY MORNING I TAKE A PICTURE
OF MY DICK, INCLUDING MY FACE
AND BALLS, AND I SEND IT TO
EVERYONE ON MY PHONE.
-YEAH, WE KNOW.
-HAS IT WORKED?
-NOT YET, BUT ONE DAY IT WILL.
AND WHEN IT DOES, WHOOO WHEE.
IT WILL BE MAGIC.
-YOU KNOW, I'M JUST GOING TO
TAKE THIS GIRL TO DINNER, GUYS.
-DON'T DO IT, MORAN.
-YEAH.
-DICK PICS WORK.
-YEAH, GOOD TALK.
-I'M GOING TO PROVE
IT TO YOU, MORAN.
-NO, PROVE IT TO US.
I NEED TO GET LAID.
-GOOD MORNING, SAMMY,
AND ANOTHER PICTURE
OF YOUR DICK, FANTASTIC.
OH, SHIT.
DID YOU TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR
DICK ON MY PHONE AND SEND IT
TO THE GIRL WHO TURNED
ME DOWN LAST NIGHT?
-YOU CAN PAY ME LATER.
-OH, MY GOD.
YOU RUINED MY CHANCES.
NOW I'LL NEVER GET
A SHOT WITH HER.
-ALEX?
-OH, I, I, I AM, I AM REALLY,
REALLY SORRY, ALL RIGHT?
I CAN EXPLAIN.
IT WASN'T MY--
[KISSING]
-NOBODY'S EVER SENT ME A PICTURE
LIKE THAT BEFORE.
IT WAS SO DIRECT,
SO MUCH EFFORT.
YOU REALLY WERE LISTENING
TO ME LAST NIGHT.
-REALLY, BECAUSE I HAVE
TO BE HONEST--
[KISSING]
-I'M SORRY, YOU WERE
SAYING SOMETHING?
-I WAS SAYING THAT I'M, I'M
REALLY GLAD THAT YOU LIKE THE
PICTURE I SENT YOU.
-YOU'RE WELCOME.
-SO WHAT HAPPENED?
-WE MADE OUT A LITTLE.
SHE TOOK ME UPSTAIRS AND
HAD HER WAY WITH ME.
-ALL BECAUSE OF A DICK PIC?
-YEAH, IT WAS GREAT.
I HAD TO BREAK IT OFF
WITH HER, THOUGH.
I CAN'T DATE A GIRL WHO WOULD
SLEEP WITH ME BECAUSE OF A
DICK PIC.
-ARE YOU CRAZY?
SHE SOUNDS PERFECT.
I MEAN, I'VE GOTTEN ZERO
RESPONSE FROM THE PIC I SENT
OUT THIS MORNING.
-WHAT?
-I USUALLY GET LIKE ONE DEATH
THREAT OR SOMETHING, YOU KNOW?
-NICE DICK.
-HERE ARE YOUR DICKS--
OH, I MEAN PANCAKES.
-WHAT'S GOING ON?
-OH, MY--
WHOA!
NICE DICK.
-OH, MY GOD.
THAT--
DID SHE MASS TEXT
THAT PICTURE?
-YOU MUST HAVE REALLY
PISSED HER OFF.
-SHIT.
OH, SHIT, I'VE GOTTA GO.
-GIRL AFTER MY OWN HEART.
-FIVE MINUTES AFTER THE HOUR,
73 DEGREES AND SUNNY.
AND WE'LL BE BACK WITH A LITTLE
MORE ON ALEX MORAN'S
DICK PIC AFTER THIS.
-I AM AMAZED AT HOW MUCH TIME
AND MONEY I'VE SAVED WITH THIS
WHOLE DICK PIC STUFF.
WE MAY NEVER HAVE TO TAKE A
GIRL OUT FOR DINNER AGAIN.
-THAD IS A GENIUS.
THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY,
A GODDAMN GENIUS.
AH, THERE HE IS, THE MAN WITH
THE BEAUTIFUL PENIS.
-THEY'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT IT
ON THE RADIO ALL MORNING.
CONGRATS.
-IT'S NOT MY DICK.
IT'S THAD'S.
-OH, YEAH, YEAH, RIGHT.
I TOOK A PICTURE OF MY DICK ON
YOUR PHONE AND SENT IT TO THE
GIRL YOU WANT TO BANG.
YEAH, IT REALLY HAPPENED.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-MIGHT AS WELL FACE IT, MORAN.
YOU HAVE THE MOST FAMOUS
KIELBASA ON CAMPUS.
-NO.
YOU HAVE THE MOST FAMOUS
KIELBASA ON CAMPUS.
YOU NEED TO TELL EVERYONE
THE TRUTH.
IT'S HUMILIATING.
-I GUESS TECHNICALLY
YOU'RE RIGHT.
-YEAH.
-BUT I WOULD NEVER STEAL THAT
KIND OF GLORY FROM A TEAMMATE.
SO MY KIELBASA IS
YOUR KIELBASA.
-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
-I FOUND YOUR PICTURE
ON YOU PHONE, MARTY.
WHAT, I SEND YOU PICTURES OF
MY TITS AND YOU RETURN THE
FAVOR BY SENDING SOME WHORE
A PICTURE OF YOUR DICK?
-WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
I SENT THIS PICTURE TO YOU.
YOU DIDN'T GET IT?
-YOU'RE CHEATING ON ME.
GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE
I TRUSTED YOU AGAIN.
-I SWEAR.
I AM NOT CHEATING ON YOU.
I'M A SAINT.
I, I'M A CHANGED MAN.
-BULLSHIT.
YOUR LITTLE WHORE
LIKES DICK PICS?
HUH?
YEAH?
LET'S SEE HOW SHE LIKES THIS.
-THANKS FOR TUNING IN TO THE
CRAZY NICK AND LARD ASS SHOW
HERE ON THE COLLEGE
ATHLETIC NETWORK.
LOTS TO TALK ABOUT THIS WEEK.
-WE'RE GOING TO START BY TALKING
ABOUT TODAY'S IDIOT OF
THE DAY, MR. ALEX MORAN,
STARTING QUARTERBACK AND
ACTING CAPTAIN OF BLUE MOUNTAIN
STATE, FOR MASS
TEXTING A PICTURE OF HIS PENIS
FOR HIS ENTIRE CAMPUS TO SEE.
-IF HE WORKED HALF AS HARD ON
HIS GAME AS HE DID ON THAT
PICTURE, THEN THE GOATS
MIGHT ACTUALLY
HAVE A SHOT THIS YEAR.
-WITH ALL DUE RESPECT, NICK, I
SAW THAT PICTURE, AND LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.
THAT WAS A BEAUTIFULLY
SHOT PENIS.
[LAUGHTER]
-MOST HYSTERICAL.
-CAN WE TURN THIS OFF, PLEASE?
-NO.
-IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU THAT HE'S
GETTING ALL THE ATTENTION
FOR YOUR PIC?
-WHO SAID IT WAS MY PIC?
-DUDE, WE'VE BEEN SHOWERING
TOGETHER FOR,
WHAT, THREE YEARS NOW?
I'M JUST SAYING THAT YOU SHOULD
BE BETTING ATTENTION
AND NOT MORAN.
-HEY, GUYS, SOME CHICK JUST SENT
ME A PICTURE OF HER VA--
OH, MY GOD.
-ALL RIGHT.
LET'S THINK ABOUT THIS.
COACH SENDS A PLAYER A
PICTURE OF HIS DICK.
THEN HIS WIFE SENDS THE SAME
PLAYER A PICTURE OF HER MUFF.
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
-WELL, I WOULD ASSUME IT MEANS
THEY WANT TO HAVE A THREESOME.
-DEFINITELY.
-WELL, HOW DO I HANDLE THIS?
-DEPENDS.
IF YOU'RE INTO THIS SEND
A DICK PIC BACK.
-I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
SLEEP ON THIS ONE.
-MORAN?
WE NEED TO TALK.
-NO, WE DON'T.
I AM THE JOKE OF THE WHOLE
SCHOOL BECAUSE OF YOU.
-I KNOW, AND I'M SORRY.
I THINK YOU'RE RIGHT.
PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH.
-THANKS, MAN, I, I
APPRECIATE THAT.
YOU KNOW YOU WERE JUST TRYING TO
HELP ME, AND YOU'RE A GOOD
FRIEND SOMETIMES, YOU KNOW?
-I AM, AREN'T I?
-WELCOME BACK TO THE CRAZY
NICK AND LARD ASS
SHOW HERE ON CAN.
WE HAVE BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE
LINEBACKER THAD CASTLE, AND
THE DICK PIC MAN HIMSELF,
QUARTERBACK ALEX MORAN HERE
WITH US LIVE VIA SATELLITE.
HOW'S IT GOING, GUYS?
-IT'S A GREAT DAY.
THANK YOU FOR ASKING.
-NOW, THAD, I UNDERSTAND
YOU HAVE A PREPARED
STATEMENT TO READ?
-YES, LARD ASS, THANK
YOU.
-BY ALL MEANS GO AHEAD.
-I'D LIKE TO CLARIFY THE
CONTROVERSY SURROUNDING A
CERTAIN PICTURE YOU'VE ALL
BEEN TALKING ABOUT.
THE GORGEOUS PENIS IN THAT
PICTURE TAKEN AND SENT FROM
ALEX MORAN'S PHONE IS NOT
ALEX MORAN'S PENIS.
IT'S MINE.
-REALLY?
-SO IF YOU GUYS WANT TO NAME
SOMEBODY IDIOT OF THE DAY IT
SHOULD BE ME, NOT MORAN.
MORAN WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO TAKE
A DICK PIC IF IT BIT HIM
IN THE ASS.
THANK YOU.
-HOLD ON.
HOLD ON.
THEN HOW DID YOUR PENIS
GET ON MORAN'S PHONE?
-WELL, I--
-YEAH, IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG
WITH MORAN'S PENIS?
-NO.
NO, I JUST--
-WHAT, DOES THE WHOLE TEAM JUST
TAKE PICTURES OF OTHER
PEOPLE'S PENISES AND SEND
THEM OUT TO EVERYONE?
-OK, THERE'S A PERFECTLY
GOOD EXPLANATION FOR ALL
THIS. HE, HE--
-I'M SURE THERE IS,
BUT UNFORTUNATELY
WE'RE OUT OF
TIME, AND I'M SURE YOU GUYS HAVE
A VERY BUSY DAY TAKING
PICTURES OF YOUR WEENIES.
-WHAT?
NO, NO.
-THANK YOU FOR STOPPING BY THE
CRAZY NICK AND LARD ASS SHOW
HERE ON CAN.
-NO, NO, NO, NO WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT GUYS!
GUYS.
-I THINK THAT WENT
PRETTY WELL.
-ALEX MORAN, I HEARD HE DOESN'T
EVEN HAVE A DICK.
HE'S LIKE ALL SMOOTH DOWN
THERE LIKE A KEN DOLL.
WELL, YEAH, I SLEPT WITH HIM,
BUT FOR ALL I KNOW HE COULD
HAVE BEEN USING A DILDO.
-OH MY GOD, THERE HE IS.
-HEY, KEN, HOW'S
YOUR FAKE DICK?
WHAT A LOSER.
-HEAR YE, HEAR YE, IF A FOOTBALL
SENDS YOU A PICTURE
OF HIS PENIS, IT'S PROBABLY
NOT EVEN HIS.
FOOTBALL PLAYERS ARE
DICKLESS LIARS.
PASS IT ON.
-YOU'RE A DICKLESS LIAR.
CAN I GET YOU GUYS
ANYTHING ELSE?
-OH, NO THANK YOU.
-OK.
I'LL GET YOUR CHECK THEN.
-YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
-WHOSE DICK IS THAT?
WHOA, THAT'S AN ANGRY-LOOKING
FELLOW.
-HEY, YOU DON'T ASK
THE QUESTIONS.
I ASK THE QUESTIONS OK?
WHO IS THIS GUY AND HOW
LONG HAVE YOU BEEN
SLEEPING WITH HIM?
-NO, NO, NO, NO, I
AM NOT PLAYING
THIS GAME WITH
YOU, MARTY.
-YOU THINK I'M CHEATING
ON YOU AND YOU'RE GOING
TO RETURN THE
FAVOR, HUH?
WHO IS IT?
-YOU'RE BEING A REAL ASSHOLE
RIGHT NOW, MARTY.
-ASSHOLE?
-YES.
-I'M BEING AN ASSHOLE?
-YES, YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE.
-I'LL SHOW YOU AN ASSHOLE.
WATCH THIS.
-IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
-IF YOU THINK IT'S A
PICTURE OF COACH'S
ASSHOLE, THEN YES, IT IS.
-MAYBE HE'S MAD AT YOU?
MAYBE HE DIDN'T LIKE
YOUR DICK PIC?
-I'VE NEVER BEEN SO CONFUSED
IN ALL MY LIFE.
THESE GODDAMN DICK
PICS ARE TURNING
EVERYTHING UPSIDE DOWN.
SOMEONE'S GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
SOMEONE'S GOT TO STEP UP AND
MAKE THINGS RIGHT AGAIN.
-BLUE SIXTEEN!
BLUE SIXTEEN!
HUT!
HUT!
[WHISTLE BLOWN]
HUDDLE UP.
YOU GUYS LOOK LIKE
SHIT OUT THERE.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?
-SORRY COACH.
WE'RE HAVING PERSONAL ISSUES.
MORAN SENT THIS DICK
PIC OUT AND--
-YOU SENT THE DICK PIC.
-SHUT UP.
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ONE MORE
THING ABOUT DICK PICS.
IF I HEAR ONE--
WHEN DID IT GET SO COMPLICATED?
HUH?
I'VE BEEN SENDING PICTURES IN MY
PENIS TO WOMEN ALL MY LIFE.
YEAH.
IN THE '80S I MAILED POLAROIDS,
AND IT SUCKED,
BECAUSE LET'S SAY YOU
WERE PLAYING IN
DETROIT ON SATURDAY NIGHT.
YOU HAD TO GET THAT PICTURE IN
THE MAIL ON MONDAY OR IT
WOULDN'T GET THERE ON TIME.
THEN IN THE '90S, THE FAX
MACHINE, THAT CHANGED THE
WHOLE GAME.
AND NOW THE CELL PHONES.
COME ON, GUYS.
ENOUGH WITH THE DICK PICS.
LET'S GET BACK TO DOING THINGS
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
IF YOU LIKE A GIRL, TAKE HER OUT
TO DINNER, BUY HER A BOX
OF CHOCOLATES, WEAR A BOW TIE.
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU DO,
BUT NO MORE DICK PICS.
LET'S GET BACK TO WORK.
-IDIOT.
-YOU'RE THE IDIOT.
-FREAK.
-I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU GUYS,
BUT I CAN'T GO BACK TO
PRE-DICK PIC ERA.
EVERY TIME I SEND A DICK PIC
NOW IT'S MET WITH QUESTIONS
AND SKEPTICISM.
THEY THINK WE'RE ALL LIARS.
-THIS IS ALL MORAN'S FAULT.
-WHAT?
-IF YOU'D SENT A DICK PIC OUT
LIKE A MAN IN THE FIRST PLACE,
I WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO SEND
A PICTURE OUT FOR YOU.
-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I, IT--
[WHISTLE]
-YOU WANT TO CLEAR UP WHOSE
DICKS ARE WHOSE AND GOT A DICK
AND WHO DOESN'T HAVE A DICK,
YOU ALL NEED TO SEND OUT A
REAL HONEST DICK PIC.
I'M TALKING DICK, I'M TALKING
BALLS, AND I'M TALKING FACE,
ALL IN ONE SHOT.
THEN YOU'RE GOING TO MASS TEXT
IT TO THE ENTIRE SCHOOL.
-I'M NOT PUTTING A PICTURE
OF MY DICK OUT IN
THE WORLD, ALL RIGHT?
THERE'S GOT TO BE
A BETTER WAY.
-I'M LOOKING FOR SAMMY
CACCIATORE.
-HELLO, I'M SAMMY.
-I'VE BEEN GETTING YOUR DICK
PICS EVERY MORNING FOR THE
LAST TWO YEARS.
I MEAN, INITIALLY I THREATENED
TO CALL THE COPS, BUT THEN I
REALIZED YOU'RE THE ONLY GUY
LEFT ON CAMPUS THAT I CAN TRUST.
YOU KNOW, YOU ALL CAN
LEARN A LOT FROM THIS GUY.
-WHEE.
I TOLD YOU GUYS THIS WAS
GOING TO PAY OFF.
YEAH.
-SHIT.
-WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY?
-TELL ME HER NAME.
-ALL RIGHT, I'LL TELL YOU HER
NAME WHEN YOU TELL ME WHOSE
DICK IS IN MY PHONE.
-A HA, YOU ARE BANGING
SOMEONE ELSE.
-YEAH, YOU'D LIKE TO
THINK SO SO YOU
WOULDN'T FEEL SO GUILTY.
OW.
[DOORBELL RINGS]
-WHAT'S THIS?
-COACH, I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID
AT PRACTICE, AND I GET IT.
WE'RE GOING TO DO THINGS
THE OLD-FASHIONED WAY.
SO HERE IT GOES.
I GOT YOU PICS, AND
I AM INTO IT.
-I WANT TO ASK YOU A FAVOR,
HARMON, AND I HOPE YOU
UNDERSTAND.
-SURE.
-I WANT YOU TO ERASE THOSE
PICTURES, ESPECIALLY ANY ONES
OF ME OR DEBRA THAT ARE
EASILY IDENTIFIABLE.
-THAT WOULD BE ALL
OF THEM COACH.
-WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
-WELL, IT'S NOT PRETTY, BUT
IT SOLVED THE PROBLEM.
-MAYBE THIS WHOLE DICK
PIC ERA ISN'T OVER.
MAYBE IT'S JUST EVOLVING
INTO THE NEXT PHASE.
-SAY, COACH, IF YOU AND DEBRA
EVER CHANGE YOUR MINDS--
-GET OUT OF THE CAR, HARMON.
-OK, YOU'VE GOT IT, COACH.
-YEAH, YOU'VE GOT A HANDSOME
WEE-WEE, MORAN.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY YOU NEEDED
ME TO SEND MINE
IN THE FIRST PLACE.
♪♪
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