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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,871 --> 00:00:03,568 WELCOME BACK TO "THE DAN PATRICK SHOW." JOINING US ON THE PHONE 2 00:00:03,612 --> 00:00:06,223 WE GOT THE COACH MARTY DANIELS FROM BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE. 3 00:00:06,267 --> 00:00:07,920 HEY, COACH, HOW'S IT GOING? 4 00:00:07,964 --> 00:00:09,792 GOOD, DAN. AND THANKS FOR HAVING ME ON. 5 00:00:09,835 --> 00:00:12,360 BE HONEST NOW-- YOU CAME INTO THE SEASON RANKED 14th. 6 00:00:12,403 --> 00:00:15,363 EVERYBODY WAS WRITING YOU OFF. THEY SAID PERSONALLY YOU WERE WASHED UP. 7 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:18,670 So here you are, you're one game away from being perfect. 8 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:21,847 YOU'VE NEVER BEEN PERFECT BEFORE IN YOUR LIFE. TWELVE AND OH. 9 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:24,676 NUMBER ONE RANKING. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THAT? GOTTA FEEL GOOD. 10 00:00:24,720 --> 00:00:27,810 WELL, IF I'M BEING HONEST, YEAH, IT DOES FEEL GOOD. 11 00:00:27,853 --> 00:00:29,768 And I hope those pricks who wrote me off choke. 12 00:00:29,812 --> 00:00:31,509 SPEAKING OF CHOKING, I GOTTA TELL YOU, 13 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:35,296 THIS IS A TRAP GAME ON SATURDAY. THIS IS A 1-10 TEAM. 14 00:00:35,339 --> 00:00:38,821 Everybody's saying it's a lock for you guys. And it's gonna set the stage 15 00:00:38,864 --> 00:00:41,302 FOR SOMETHING DRAMATIC. YOU GOTTA BE A LITTLE BIT WORRIED. 16 00:00:41,345 --> 00:00:43,347 NO NO, I'M NOT WORRIED. 17 00:00:43,391 --> 00:00:45,567 Well, neither is your quarterback. 18 00:00:45,610 --> 00:00:49,136 Radon Randell called the show yesterday and he guaranteed a win. 19 00:00:49,179 --> 00:00:51,051 HE DID? 20 00:00:51,094 --> 00:00:52,356 YEAH, HE GUARANTEED A WIN. 21 00:00:52,400 --> 00:00:53,923 He even predicted the score here. 22 00:00:53,966 --> 00:00:57,100 He's got you guys winning 115 to zip. 23 00:00:57,144 --> 00:01:00,930 - You still there, Coach? - YEAH, I'M SURE HE WAS JUST KIDDING AROUND. 24 00:01:00,973 --> 00:01:03,063 NO NO NO. I'M GONNA READ IT TO YOU. I GOT THE EXACT QUOTE. 25 00:01:03,106 --> 00:01:06,936 "I, RADON RANDELL, WILL BURY THIS PINKERTON TEAM SINGLEHANDEDLY. 26 00:01:06,979 --> 00:01:09,025 I'M GUARANTEEING A WIN FOR MY FANS-- 27 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:11,027 115-0. 28 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,160 I'm scoring four touchdowns on the ground, 29 00:01:13,203 --> 00:01:15,031 throwing for five in the air. 30 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:16,989 AND I'M ALSO GONNA SEE IF THEY'LL LET ME BEATBOX 31 00:01:17,033 --> 00:01:18,904 'GOD BLESS AMERICA' AT HALFTIME." 32 00:01:18,948 --> 00:01:20,993 WELL, I ADMIRE HIS ENTHUSIASM, 33 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:24,388 BUT WE STILL HAVE TO PLAY THE GAME. 34 00:01:24,432 --> 00:01:26,390 THIS COULD BE YOUR LAST SHOT AT REDEMPTION. YOU KNOW THAT? 35 00:01:26,434 --> 00:01:29,437 I'D HATE TO SEE YOU BLOW IT, BUT I REALLY THINK YOU'RE GOING TO. 36 00:01:29,480 --> 00:01:32,004 WHAT THE HELL'S YOUR PROBLEM TODAY, DAN? 37 00:01:32,048 --> 00:01:35,269 IS IT BECAUSE I TRIED TO MAKE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER AT THE ESPYS? 38 00:01:35,312 --> 00:01:36,966 THAT WAS NOT MY SISTER. THAT WAS MY WIFE. 39 00:01:37,009 --> 00:01:39,055 AND YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 40 00:01:39,099 --> 00:01:42,493 - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 41 00:01:45,453 --> 00:01:49,196 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 42 00:01:49,239 --> 00:01:53,069 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 43 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:54,679 ♪ HELL YEAH 44 00:01:54,723 --> 00:01:56,028 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW 45 00:01:56,072 --> 00:01:59,684 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 46 00:01:59,728 --> 00:02:02,122 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW ♪ 47 00:02:02,165 --> 00:02:05,386 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 48 00:02:05,429 --> 00:02:08,040 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW. 49 00:02:10,956 --> 00:02:14,525 BLUE 16! BLUE 16! 50 00:02:14,569 --> 00:02:16,310 SET! HIT! 51 00:02:19,051 --> 00:02:22,620 HEY, COACH, THIS Q.B. SHIT IS JUST TOO EASY, MAN. 52 00:02:22,664 --> 00:02:24,405 I WANNA PLAY RECEIVER ON SATURDAY. 53 00:02:24,448 --> 00:02:27,190 REALLY? AND I WANNA BANG THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND, 54 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:30,106 BUT THAT AIN'T HAPPENING EITHER. GET BACK IN THERE AND RUN THE PLAY. 55 00:02:30,150 --> 00:02:32,108 TRIPS RIGHT, 55 SCISSOR. 56 00:02:32,152 --> 00:02:34,197 GET IN THERE. 57 00:02:35,981 --> 00:02:37,940 SCREW HIM, MAN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN, FELLAS. 58 00:02:37,983 --> 00:02:40,943 EAGLE GO TURN-IN, TWO ON ONE. READY? 59 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:43,554 All: BREAK! 60 00:02:43,598 --> 00:02:47,428 BLUE 16! BLUE 16! 61 00:02:47,471 --> 00:02:49,256 SET! HIT! 62 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:53,173 PASS! PASS! 63 00:02:56,872 --> 00:02:58,830 - GOD DAMN IT! - WHOOOO! 64 00:02:58,874 --> 00:03:02,660 - STICK A FORK IN HIM-- HE'S DONE, BABY! 65 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,053 WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 66 00:03:04,096 --> 00:03:06,360 YOU DON'T HIT THE QUARTERBACK DURING PRACTICE. 67 00:03:06,403 --> 00:03:08,188 MY SHOULDER! OW! 68 00:03:08,231 --> 00:03:11,887 HE WAS A RECEIVER AND HE WAS IN MY ZONE. 69 00:03:11,930 --> 00:03:14,933 ANYBODY WHO COMES IN MY ZONE GETS LAID OUT. 70 00:03:14,977 --> 00:03:18,720 THAT'S WHAT I DO. I LAY PEOPLE OUT! 71 00:03:18,763 --> 00:03:20,722 YOU KNOW WHAT? I OUGHTA LAY YOU OUT. 72 00:03:20,765 --> 00:03:23,333 JUST A STINGER, COACH. HE'LL BE OKAY. 73 00:03:23,377 --> 00:03:25,640 YOU'RE ONE LUCKY SON OF A BITCH. 74 00:03:25,683 --> 00:03:27,772 SHOOT. 75 00:03:27,816 --> 00:03:29,731 HE WAS IN MY ZONE. 76 00:03:29,774 --> 00:03:32,168 ♪ FROM THE BOTTOM, WE PACKED UP AND REROUTE ♪ 77 00:03:32,212 --> 00:03:35,563 ♪ I HIT 'EM REAL LIGHT, THOUGH, FATIGUED UP AND TIMED OUT... ♪ 78 00:03:35,606 --> 00:03:36,955 "PENIS GOBBLERS-- 79 00:03:36,999 --> 00:03:39,828 WRAP YOUR PECKER IN THESE DELICIOUS EDIBLE CONDOMS 80 00:03:39,871 --> 00:03:42,613 AND SHE'LL BE DYING FOR A ROMANTIC DESSERT AFTER DINNER." 81 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:45,007 YUP, PENIS GOBBLERS. 82 00:03:45,050 --> 00:03:47,227 I FOUND AN OLD BOX UNDER MY BED. 83 00:03:47,270 --> 00:03:49,272 THEY'RE DELICIOUS, AND GIRLS LOVE 'EM. 84 00:03:49,316 --> 00:03:53,015 YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT PENIS GOBBLERS 85 00:03:53,058 --> 00:03:54,886 - HELP YOU PICK UP WOMEN? - UH-HUH. 86 00:03:54,930 --> 00:03:58,760 HEY, ASSHOLE. THOSE PENIS GOBBLERS MADE ME THROW UP ALL WEEKEND. 87 00:03:58,803 --> 00:04:01,284 ARE YOU SURE I DIDN'T HIT YOUR GAG REFLEX? 88 00:04:01,328 --> 00:04:03,678 KEEP LAUGHING. MY BROTHER'S COMING HERE THIS WEEKEND 89 00:04:03,721 --> 00:04:05,462 AND HE'S GONNA KICK YOUR ASS. 90 00:04:05,506 --> 00:04:07,159 WELL, I'M NOT A FIGHTER, SO... 91 00:04:07,203 --> 00:04:10,772 SO WHAT DOES THAT MAKE YOU, A PUSSY? 92 00:04:13,731 --> 00:04:15,080 WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME? 93 00:04:15,124 --> 00:04:18,997 I CALLED YOU A PUSSY, PUSSY. 94 00:04:19,041 --> 00:04:21,826 - CALL ME A PUSSY AGAIN, SEE WHAT HAPPENS. - MISS, PLEASE DON'T. 95 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:25,308 - YOU'RE A PUSSY! - YOUR BROTHER'S A DEAD MAN! 96 00:04:25,352 --> 00:04:28,616 SEE YOU ON SATURDAY THEN, PUSSY. 97 00:04:28,659 --> 00:04:31,140 YEAH. 98 00:04:31,183 --> 00:04:33,882 ♪ YOU CAN PUT YOUR HANDS ON IT, I WANT IT NOW... ♪ 99 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:36,754 AHH! WHOO! 100 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:38,321 I'M TELLING YOU, 101 00:04:38,365 --> 00:04:41,498 THE PARTY AFTER WE WIN THAT GAME IS GONNA BE AWESOME. 102 00:04:41,542 --> 00:04:44,371 MAYBE WE SHOULD DRINK ALONE IN YOUR ROOM INSTEAD. 103 00:04:44,414 --> 00:04:47,374 - I LIKE THAT IDEA. - HEY, ALEX. 104 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:50,377 - RADON SAYS YOU'RE STARTING THE GAME ON SATURDAY. - IS IT TRUE? 105 00:04:50,420 --> 00:04:53,162 NO NO. RADON'S JUST GOT A STINGER. 106 00:04:53,205 --> 00:04:55,904 HE'S GONNA BE FINE FOR THE GAME. 107 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:58,907 WELL, IF THAT CHANGES AND YOU ARE STARTING, 108 00:04:58,950 --> 00:05:01,257 - CALL US. - OH. 109 00:05:01,301 --> 00:05:03,607 WE WOULD LOVE TO GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER. 110 00:05:03,651 --> 00:05:06,393 OH. YOU GUYS SHARE THE SAME PHONE NUMBER? 111 00:05:06,436 --> 00:05:07,959 WE SHARE EVERYTHING. 112 00:05:08,003 --> 00:05:11,093 AND WE MEAN EVERYTHING. 113 00:05:11,136 --> 00:05:13,487 WELL, WHY DON'T YOU SLUTS SHARE A GOODBYE? 114 00:05:13,530 --> 00:05:16,925 - THERE IT IS. - SEE YOU AT CHEER PRACTICE. 115 00:05:16,968 --> 00:05:20,581 - CAN'T WAIT TO TOSS YOU UP IN THE AIR. - THEY'RE NICE. 116 00:05:20,624 --> 00:05:23,366 - YOU'RE NOT REALLY STARTING, ARE YOU? - WASN'T PLANNING ON IT. 117 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:25,368 BUT ACTUALLY 118 00:05:25,412 --> 00:05:27,022 THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA. 119 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:30,417 THIS GAME IS A LOCK. IF I BRING HOME A 12-0, I'M A HERO. 120 00:05:30,460 --> 00:05:32,288 THAT'S LOW RISK, HIGH REWARD. 121 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,072 - RADON'S GONNA BE FINE. - YEAH. 122 00:05:34,116 --> 00:05:35,552 OH SHIT. ALEX, LOOK! 123 00:05:35,596 --> 00:05:37,380 IT'S CHUCK LIDDELL, THE U.F.C. FIGHTER. 124 00:05:37,424 --> 00:05:40,209 - WHAT? THAT'S NOT CHUCK LIDDELL. - YEAH, IT IS. 125 00:05:40,252 --> 00:05:44,082 - WHAT ARE YOU EATING? WHAT IS THIS? - THESE ARE PENIS GOBBLERS. 126 00:05:44,126 --> 00:05:45,780 I'M GONNA GO SAY HI. 127 00:05:47,782 --> 00:05:48,957 DID HE SAY PENIS GOBBLERS? 128 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:51,786 - CHUCK? YOU CHUCK LIDDELL? - YES, I AM. 129 00:05:51,829 --> 00:05:55,572 - HEY, IT'S HIM. ALEX, I TOLD YOU IT WAS HIM. - RIGHT. 130 00:05:56,704 --> 00:05:59,968 WOW, MAN. BIG FAN. BIG FAN OF YOURS. 131 00:06:00,011 --> 00:06:01,622 YOU WANT A PENIS GOBBLER? 132 00:06:01,665 --> 00:06:03,928 - WHAT THE HELL IS A PENIS GOBBLER? - EDIBLE CONDOMS. 133 00:06:03,972 --> 00:06:06,540 THEY'RE DELICIOUS, BUT THEY GOT ME INTO A LITTLE BIT OF TROUBLE. 134 00:06:06,583 --> 00:06:09,630 - YEAH, I'LL TRY ONE. - THEY'RE GOOD. 135 00:06:09,673 --> 00:06:11,371 WHAT KIND OF TROUBLE ARE YOU IN? 136 00:06:11,414 --> 00:06:13,808 THIS GIRL SUCKED A PENIS GOBBLER OFF MY PECKER AND IT MADE HER SICK. 137 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,810 NOW HER BROTHER'S COMING TO BEAT ME UP. 138 00:06:15,853 --> 00:06:17,420 YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT, MAN. 139 00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:18,856 I USUALLY DON'T. I USUALLY JUST TELL PEOPLE I JERKED THEM OFF 140 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:22,294 AND THEY LEAVE ME ALONE. BUT SHE CALLED ME A PUSSY. 141 00:06:22,338 --> 00:06:24,775 OH WELL, THAT'S DIFFERENT. YOU GOTTA FIGHT NOW. 142 00:06:24,819 --> 00:06:26,864 - MEET ME TOMORROW. I'LL TRAIN YOU. - YEAH? 143 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,997 YEAH. GIMME ANOTHER ONE OF THOSE. 144 00:06:29,040 --> 00:06:31,303 - SEE YOU TOMORROW. - WOW. 145 00:06:31,347 --> 00:06:34,785 - PROTECT THE QUARTERBACK THIS TIME! - SPREAD SPREAD! 146 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:35,960 COME ON, D. GET OFF YOUR BUTT. 147 00:06:36,004 --> 00:06:38,963 OH BOY. 148 00:06:39,007 --> 00:06:42,184 BLUE 16. BLUE 16. 149 00:06:42,227 --> 00:06:44,447 SET! HIT! 150 00:06:46,536 --> 00:06:48,451 DOWN DOWN DOWN. DON'T HIT ME. 151 00:06:48,495 --> 00:06:50,322 RADON, WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? 152 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:52,803 I'M INJURED, COACH. I SHOULDN'T BE PLAYING. 153 00:06:52,847 --> 00:06:55,458 THE TRAINERS AND THE DOCTORS SAID YOU'RE FINE. COME ON. 154 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,286 Radon: MORAN SHOULD START SATURDAY. 155 00:06:57,329 --> 00:06:59,984 - QUIT BEING SUCH A GIGANTIC-- - BACK OFF, THAD. 156 00:07:00,028 --> 00:07:02,422 HEY WAIT, MAYBE RADON'S RIGHT. 157 00:07:02,465 --> 00:07:03,945 WHY DON'T I TAKE A SHOT AT THIS? 158 00:07:03,988 --> 00:07:05,599 - YEAH. - I MEAN, WE'RE GONNA WIN ANYWAY, RIGHT? 159 00:07:05,642 --> 00:07:08,036 WHY DON'T WE LET RADON REST TILL THE BOWL GAME? 160 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,821 SHUT UP, MORAN. NOW COME ON, TRY IT ONE MORE TIME. 161 00:07:10,865 --> 00:07:13,389 - HUDDLE UP. 162 00:07:13,433 --> 00:07:15,086 LOOK, I THINK THAT HIT YESTERDAY 163 00:07:15,130 --> 00:07:17,480 SHOOK SOMETHING LOOSE IN RADON'S HEAD. 164 00:07:17,524 --> 00:07:19,656 WE GOT A VERY DELICATE SITUATION HERE. 165 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:23,051 I WANT YOU TO CALL MIA, THE ONE WHO HELPED ME GET THROUGH MY DIVORCE. 166 00:07:23,094 --> 00:07:25,445 THE ONE WITH THE NICE CUPCAKES. 167 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:26,924 YOU WANNA PUT HIM IN THERAPY? 168 00:07:26,968 --> 00:07:28,709 I CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE HIM. 169 00:07:28,752 --> 00:07:32,364 AND I'M NOT GONNA LET THAT IDIOT LOSE ANOTHER BIG GAME FOR ME. 170 00:07:32,408 --> 00:07:33,931 STANDING RIGHT HERE, COACH. 171 00:07:41,983 --> 00:07:43,941 RADON, 172 00:07:43,985 --> 00:07:46,335 YOUR COACH TELLS ME YOU'RE HAVING SOME CONFIDENCE ISSUES. 173 00:07:46,378 --> 00:07:48,293 IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH CONFIDENCE. 174 00:07:48,337 --> 00:07:51,122 I'M INJURED. I'VE NEVER BEEN INJURED BEFORE. 175 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:54,648 OKAY, WE'RE GOING TO PLAY A WORD ASSOCIATION GAME. 176 00:07:54,691 --> 00:07:57,781 I'LL SAY A WORD AND YOU JUST SAY THE FIRST THING THAT COMES TO YOUR MIND. 177 00:07:57,825 --> 00:08:01,568 YOU READY? FOOTBALL. 178 00:08:01,611 --> 00:08:02,525 TITTIES. 179 00:08:02,569 --> 00:08:04,745 - WATER. - TITTIES. 180 00:08:04,788 --> 00:08:06,964 - SHOULDER. - TITTIES AGAIN. 181 00:08:07,008 --> 00:08:10,054 I THINK YOU'RE SEARCHING FOR A MOTHER. 182 00:08:10,098 --> 00:08:12,883 I KNOW WHERE MY MOM IS. SHE'S IN THE AIR FORCE. 183 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:18,106 OH, YOU WANT TO WRITE SOME SHIT DOWN? 184 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:20,456 I CAN WRITE SOME SHIT DOWN TOO. 185 00:08:20,500 --> 00:08:22,763 BET YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I WROTE DOWN. 186 00:08:22,806 --> 00:08:25,026 YOU WROTE SOMETHING ABOUT MY TITS. 187 00:08:25,069 --> 00:08:27,071 NOPE. 188 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,291 I DREW THEM. 189 00:08:29,334 --> 00:08:31,641 TV reporter: WE'RE TWO DAYS AWAY FROM THE FINAL GAME 190 00:08:31,685 --> 00:08:34,862 OF THE REGULAR SEASON AND B.M.S. FANS ARE BUZZING 191 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,821 AT THE POSSIBILITY OF AN UNDEFEATED SEASON. 192 00:08:37,865 --> 00:08:40,998 BUT THE BIG NEWS ON CAMPUS IS THAT RADON RANDELL 193 00:08:41,042 --> 00:08:44,088 HAS BEEN A NO-SHOW AT PRACTICE THE PAST TWO DAYS, 194 00:08:44,132 --> 00:08:47,222 PUTTING SOPHOMORE ALEX MORAN IN THE SPOTLIGHT. 195 00:08:47,265 --> 00:08:48,658 BACK TO YOU, DIANE. 196 00:08:48,702 --> 00:08:50,617 ALEX, YOU DO SOMETHING TO ME. 197 00:08:50,660 --> 00:08:54,011 WELL, IF YOU CALL ME AFTER THE GAME, I WILL MAKE SURE THAT I DO. 198 00:08:55,883 --> 00:08:57,841 THIS SCHOOL IS SET TO EXPLODE, MAN. 199 00:08:57,885 --> 00:09:01,410 I KNOW. AND I AM READY TO LIGHT THE FUSE. 200 00:09:01,453 --> 00:09:03,804 ANY WORD FROM RADON? 201 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:07,068 NO, HE HASN'T RETURNED MY CALLS. 202 00:09:07,111 --> 00:09:10,637 - ARE YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT, MARTY? 203 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:13,074 YEAH YEAH, IT'S JUST A LITTLE-- JUST HOT OUT. 204 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:17,861 'CAUSE I AM BRINGING HOME THAT W. I GUARANTEE IT. 205 00:09:23,171 --> 00:09:24,868 MARTY, MARTY, MARTY, MARTY! 206 00:09:24,912 --> 00:09:28,263 SOMEBODY CALL AN AMBULANCE! HELP! 207 00:09:28,306 --> 00:09:32,093 LOOK, THERE HE IS-- DEAD MEAT. 208 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:36,010 - YOU PUSSY! 209 00:09:36,053 --> 00:09:36,924 CHUCK? 210 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:44,540 CHUCK, CHUCK! HEY, LOOK, CHUCK, IT'S SAMMY! 211 00:09:44,584 --> 00:09:47,674 CHUCK, WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW, MAN? 212 00:09:47,717 --> 00:09:49,153 PRACTICING MY NEW MOVE. 213 00:09:49,197 --> 00:09:51,025 I CONSIDER IT THE BEST FIGHT MOVE IN THE WORLD. 214 00:09:51,068 --> 00:09:54,202 CHUCK, YOU GOTTA TEACH ME THAT MOVE, MAN. HAVE A PENIS GOBBLER. 215 00:09:54,245 --> 00:09:57,379 - THEY'RE DELICIOUS. - YOU'RE NOT READY FOR THAT MOVE. 216 00:09:57,422 --> 00:10:00,338 LET'S START SMALL. EVER BEEN IN A FIGHT BEFORE? 217 00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:03,603 I HAVEN'T, CHUCK. BUT I'LL DO ANY-- JESUS! 218 00:10:03,646 --> 00:10:06,301 FIRST RULE IN A FIGHT, DON'T GET HIT. 219 00:10:06,344 --> 00:10:07,824 YEAH, GOOD TO KNOW, CHUCK. 220 00:10:07,868 --> 00:10:10,827 RIGHT AFTER YOU PUNCH ME IN THE FACE, YOU TELL ME THAT. 221 00:10:10,871 --> 00:10:13,177 - THEY ARE DELICIOUS, THOUGH. - I TOLD YOU THEY WERE GOOD. 222 00:10:13,221 --> 00:10:15,049 PLEASE DON'T DIE. PLEASE DON'T DIE. PLEASE DON'T DIE. 223 00:10:15,092 --> 00:10:18,182 - PLEASE DON'T DIE. - WHOA WHOA WHOA. FAMILY MEMBERS ONLY. 224 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:19,706 WE'RE JUST GONNA WAIT OUT HERE. 225 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:23,927 I'M REALLY SCARED YOU'RE GONNA LOSE THIS GAME FOR US. 226 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:26,147 YOU KNOW YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO SHOW YOUR FACE AT THE SCHOOL AGAIN, RIGHT? 227 00:10:26,190 --> 00:10:27,627 YOU'RE NOT HELPING RIGHT NOW. 228 00:10:27,670 --> 00:10:29,759 I'M JUST SAYING. IT'S THE MEDIA. 229 00:10:29,803 --> 00:10:32,240 DON'T MOVE. I HAVE TO CHECK MY HAIR IN THE REFLECTION IN YOUR EYES. 230 00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:34,111 DON'T MOVE. 231 00:10:34,155 --> 00:10:37,114 ALEX, CLAY TRAVIS, AOL FANHOUSE, HOW'S YOUR COACH DOING? 232 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:38,942 WELL, HE HAD A HEART ATTACK. 233 00:10:38,986 --> 00:10:41,292 AND HE'S AWAKE AND HE'S IN GOOD HANDS. 234 00:10:41,336 --> 00:10:44,165 ARE YOU WORRIED THAT IF YOU LOSE THIS GAME IT MIGHT KILL HIM? 235 00:10:44,208 --> 00:10:47,951 - I WASN'T A MINUTE AGO. JESUS! - I AM. 236 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:54,697 YOU FEEL SAFE IN HERE, DON'T YOU? 237 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,918 I COME HERE TO THINK AND TO PARTY SOMETIMES. 238 00:10:57,961 --> 00:11:02,052 YOU LIKE IT HERE BECAUSE IT REPRESENTS YOUR MOTHER'S WOMB. 239 00:11:02,096 --> 00:11:03,924 SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THIS WHOLE TIME 240 00:11:03,967 --> 00:11:06,230 I'VE BEEN PARTYING IN MY MOM'S VAGINA? 241 00:11:06,274 --> 00:11:10,060 YES. NOW I'M GOING TO RUB YOUR SHOULDER 242 00:11:10,104 --> 00:11:13,194 AND I WANT YOU TO NURSE FROM MY BREAST WHILE I DO IT. 243 00:11:13,237 --> 00:11:15,718 YOU WANT ME TO DO WHAT? 244 00:11:15,762 --> 00:11:18,808 I'M GOING TO PRESENT MY BREAST AND I WANT YOU TO NURSE FROM IT. 245 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,375 BUT I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT. 246 00:11:20,418 --> 00:11:25,206 I'M NOT REALLY LACTATING. IT'S SYMBOLIC. NOW GO. 247 00:11:25,249 --> 00:11:27,121 YES, MA'AM. 248 00:11:30,254 --> 00:11:32,169 - GO! 249 00:11:32,213 --> 00:11:35,651 OH YEAH! OOH YEAH! 250 00:11:35,695 --> 00:11:37,566 BABY! WHOO! YEAH! 251 00:11:39,089 --> 00:11:42,005 BLUE 16! BLUE 16! 252 00:11:42,049 --> 00:11:44,268 HUT! HUT! 253 00:11:51,536 --> 00:11:54,191 - SHAKE IT OFF. - IT'S OKAY, ALEX. 254 00:11:54,235 --> 00:11:56,498 Kate and Kara: WE STILL LOVE YOU! 255 00:11:59,196 --> 00:12:01,808 - WHAT A PUSSY. - YEAH. 256 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,418 ♪ ANY DAY MY SHIP COULD SINK ♪ 257 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:06,813 ♪ I'VE GOT NOTHING TO LOSE... ♪ 258 00:12:06,856 --> 00:12:08,423 COME ON, CHUCK. COME ON! 259 00:12:08,466 --> 00:12:10,730 CHUCK, OKAY, OKAY. 260 00:12:16,474 --> 00:12:20,304 I THINK IT'S TIME WE BOTH TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR WHAT HAPPENED. 261 00:12:20,348 --> 00:12:23,568 I SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT RADON LIKE I DID. 262 00:12:23,612 --> 00:12:25,396 BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, HE WAS IN MY ZONE. 263 00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:27,747 SO THAT WAS HIS FAULT. 264 00:12:27,790 --> 00:12:29,749 YOUR TURN. 265 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:32,229 ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THIS IS COMPLETELY YOUR FAULT. 266 00:12:32,273 --> 00:12:35,015 THERE WOULDN'T HAVE BEEN AN INJURY OR A HEART ATTACK 267 00:12:35,058 --> 00:12:36,756 IF YOU HADN'T HAVE HIT RADON. 268 00:12:36,799 --> 00:12:39,149 OH, THERE HE IS-- MR. BLAME GAME. 269 00:12:39,193 --> 00:12:42,065 - SO NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. - STOP SAYING BLAME GAME. 270 00:12:44,807 --> 00:12:47,505 LOOK, MAYBE WE CAN WORK TOGETHER TO FIX RADON. 271 00:12:47,549 --> 00:12:49,290 I VOTE WE HIT HIM AGAIN. 272 00:12:49,333 --> 00:12:51,640 MY FRESHMAN YEAR I GOT HIT IN THE NADS SO HARD, 273 00:12:51,683 --> 00:12:53,511 THEY WENT UP INSIDE MY BODY FOR WEEKS. 274 00:12:53,555 --> 00:12:55,644 YOU KNOW HOW I GOT THOSE PUPPIES TO DROP BACK DOWN AGAIN? 275 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:59,213 - I HAVE AN IDEA, YEAH. - I TOLD SOMEONE TO HIT ME IN THE NADS AGAIN. 276 00:12:59,256 --> 00:13:01,606 LOOK, I'M WILLING TO TRY ANYTHING, ALL RIGHT? 277 00:13:01,650 --> 00:13:04,261 BECAUSE THE GAME STARTS IN 12 HOURS. 278 00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,133 ARE YOU SURE THAT THIS IS GONNA WORK? 279 00:13:06,176 --> 00:13:08,352 I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE SURE OF ANYTHING IN MY LIFE. 280 00:13:08,396 --> 00:13:10,833 THAT'S WHAT I'M AFRAID OF. 281 00:13:10,877 --> 00:13:13,314 THIS IS STUPID. CAN I JUST SUCK YOUR TITTIES AGAIN? 282 00:13:13,357 --> 00:13:16,143 WE'RE NEVER GOING TO GET ANYWHERE IF YOU DON'T OPEN UP. 283 00:13:16,186 --> 00:13:19,886 - JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU SEE. - ALL RIGHT, FINE. 284 00:13:19,929 --> 00:13:22,627 - THEY LOOK LIKE MY COACHES. - TELL ME ABOUT THEM. 285 00:13:22,671 --> 00:13:25,935 I SEE ALL MY COACHES. 286 00:13:25,979 --> 00:13:27,110 AND THEY'RE JUST TRYING 287 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:30,200 TO EXPLOIT MY ATHLETICISM. 288 00:13:30,244 --> 00:13:33,900 THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT ME. THEY ONLY CARE ABOUT THE TOUCHDOWN FACTORY. 289 00:13:33,943 --> 00:13:36,032 WHAT'S THE TOUCHDOWN FACTORY? 290 00:13:36,076 --> 00:13:39,340 IT'S WHAT I CALL MY BODY. 291 00:13:41,255 --> 00:13:44,040 I ALWAYS THOUGHT YOU HAD MOMMY ISSUES. 292 00:13:44,084 --> 00:13:46,913 NOW I REALIZE YOU HAVE COACH ISSUES. 293 00:13:46,956 --> 00:13:50,917 YOU NEED TO TELL HIM HOW YOU FEEL. 294 00:13:50,960 --> 00:13:53,006 CAN I OFFER YOU A BLOWJOB BEFORE YOU LEAVE? 295 00:13:53,049 --> 00:13:56,183 IF YOU THINK THAT IT'D HELP ME OUT IN THIS TIME OF NEED, 296 00:13:56,226 --> 00:13:57,314 I'LL ACCEPT YOUR OFFER. 297 00:13:58,576 --> 00:14:00,752 Radio announcer: Good morning, Goat fans. 298 00:14:00,796 --> 00:14:04,060 We're just hours away from the final game of the regular season. 299 00:14:04,104 --> 00:14:05,845 Can this team finish undefeated 300 00:14:05,888 --> 00:14:08,064 without the arm of Radon Randell 301 00:14:08,108 --> 00:14:10,980 or the leadership of Coach Marty Daniels? 302 00:14:11,024 --> 00:14:13,678 - We'll find out today. - Girl: HEY, ALEX. GOOD LUCK WITH THE GAME. 303 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:17,378 - YUP. - HEY, ALEX, HEY. WE NEED TO TALK. 304 00:14:17,421 --> 00:14:19,815 I CAN'T TALK RIGHT NOW. I HAVE A PERFECT SEASON TO RUIN. 305 00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,904 IF WE WIN TONIGHT, ARE YOU GONNA BANG THE HEAD CHEERLEADERS? 306 00:14:21,948 --> 00:14:23,732 I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE. I DON'T KNOW. 307 00:14:23,775 --> 00:14:25,821 OKAY, WELL, WHAT IF WE LOSE? 308 00:14:25,865 --> 00:14:28,345 IF WE LOSE, I'LL HAVE TO TRANSFER SCHOOLS. 309 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:30,304 JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'D GO WITH YOU. 310 00:14:30,347 --> 00:14:33,089 GREAT. THANK YOU. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I NEED TO HEAR RIGHT NOW. 311 00:14:33,133 --> 00:14:34,830 THANK YOU. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER. 312 00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,701 GOOD TO KNOW YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE. 313 00:14:38,965 --> 00:14:40,836 IS THIS PUSSY GONNA SHOW OR WHAT? 314 00:14:43,534 --> 00:14:46,233 THIS PUSSY SHOWED UP ALL RIGHT. 315 00:14:46,276 --> 00:14:48,452 AND HE'S GONNA KICK SOME ASS. 316 00:14:48,496 --> 00:14:50,150 BECCA, YOU BLEW THIS GUY? 317 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:52,804 WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? HIS PENIS TASTED LIKE CHERRIES. 318 00:14:52,848 --> 00:14:55,851 BEFORE WE GET STARTED, I'D JUST LIKE TO LET YOU KNOW 319 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:58,288 THAT I'VE BEEN GETTING PERSONALLY TRAINED BY THIS GUY-- 320 00:14:58,332 --> 00:14:59,986 CHUCK "THE ICEMAN" LIDDELL. 321 00:15:01,552 --> 00:15:03,293 REALLY? CHUCK LIDDELL? 322 00:15:04,686 --> 00:15:06,557 THAT'S GOOD. 323 00:15:06,601 --> 00:15:08,777 YOU BELIEVE THESE GUYS, CH-- CHUCK, WHERE'D YOU GO? 324 00:15:08,820 --> 00:15:11,345 - YOU WERE JUST RIGHT HERE. - SAMMY, I'M HERE. 325 00:15:11,388 --> 00:15:12,999 BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN SEE ME. 326 00:15:13,042 --> 00:15:14,696 WHAT? BULLSHIT! 327 00:15:14,739 --> 00:15:16,393 THE BLONDE GIRL WAS RIGHT. 328 00:15:16,437 --> 00:15:18,830 THOSE PENIS GOBBLERS YOU'VE BEEN EATING, THEY'RE EXPIRED. 329 00:15:21,616 --> 00:15:22,704 YOU'VE BEEN HALLUCINATING. 330 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,665 Chuck: THAT WASN'T ME YOU MET AT THE BAR. 331 00:15:27,709 --> 00:15:29,667 OH MY GOD. ALEX, LOOK! IT'S CHUCK LIDDELL. 332 00:15:29,711 --> 00:15:32,714 - RIGHT. - WOW, MAN. 333 00:15:32,757 --> 00:15:34,672 BIG FAN OF YOURS. 334 00:15:34,716 --> 00:15:36,196 Chuck: AND IT WASN'T ME WHO'S BEEN TRAINING YOU. 335 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:38,415 YEAH, BUDDY, WHOO! 336 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,591 Chuck: YOU'VE BEEN ALONE THIS WHOLE TIME. 337 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:44,465 - WHAT A PUSSY. 338 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,119 Chuck: YOU COULDN'T HANDLE BEING CALLED A PUSSY. 339 00:15:46,162 --> 00:15:47,816 YOU KNEW YOU COULDN'T WIN THE FIGHT ON YOUR OWN, 340 00:15:47,859 --> 00:15:51,428 SO YOU CREATED ME AS YOUR COURAGE. 341 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,300 OH SHIT! 342 00:15:53,343 --> 00:15:55,041 Man on radio: I just don't think Alex Moran can do it. 343 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:57,565 He sucked in the Cypress Bowl last year and he-- 344 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:05,007 HEY, MIA, I COULD USE A LITTLE MOTHERING RIGHT NOW. 345 00:16:05,051 --> 00:16:08,750 FIRST THINGS FIRST. RADON HAS SOMETHING HE'D LIKE TO SHARE. 346 00:16:08,793 --> 00:16:10,230 GO AHEAD. WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY? 347 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:14,669 OKAY, MY COACHES 348 00:16:14,712 --> 00:16:16,671 HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LIKE MY DADS. 349 00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:20,196 LIKE, THEY TOOK CARE OF ME. THEY TOOK ME PLACES. THEY BOUGHT ME SHIT. 350 00:16:20,240 --> 00:16:22,068 BUT YOU'RE NOT LIKE THAT. 351 00:16:22,111 --> 00:16:25,549 IF I GET HURT OR INJURED, 352 00:16:25,593 --> 00:16:27,551 YOU'RE GONNA JUST DROP ME 353 00:16:27,595 --> 00:16:30,859 AND I'M NEVER GONNA SEE YOU AGAIN. 354 00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,557 SO THAT'S WHY I DON'T WANNA PLAY. 355 00:16:33,601 --> 00:16:35,646 YOU KNOW, RADON, 356 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:38,040 THERE'S SOMETHING I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TELL YOU, 357 00:16:38,084 --> 00:16:40,260 SOMETHING I WISH I WOULD HAVE TOLD YOU DAYS AGO. 358 00:16:41,652 --> 00:16:44,177 YOU'RE BEING A PUSSY. 359 00:16:44,220 --> 00:16:47,049 I'M BEING A WHAT? 360 00:16:47,093 --> 00:16:48,746 DID YOU JUST HEAR WHAT HE JUST SAID TO ME? 361 00:16:48,790 --> 00:16:52,489 YES, I AGREE. YOU'RE BEING A GIGANTIC PUSSY. 362 00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:54,491 I'M BEING A PUSSY? 363 00:16:54,535 --> 00:16:57,494 HE'S BEING A PUSSY. HE'S THE ONE IN THE HOSPITAL BED. 364 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,496 I JUST HAD A FREAKIN' HEART ATTACK, YOU PUSSY. 365 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:01,368 MAN, STOP CALLING ME A PUSSY, YOU PUSSY. 366 00:17:01,411 --> 00:17:03,718 YOU'RE THE ONE THAT GOT ALL THE STUFF HANGING OUT YOUR CHEST, MAN. 367 00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:04,762 DON'T CALL ME NO PUSSY NO MORE. 368 00:17:04,806 --> 00:17:06,938 OH, YOU WANNA PLAY THAT GAME? 369 00:17:06,982 --> 00:17:08,027 OKAY. 370 00:17:08,070 --> 00:17:10,072 RADON, YOU NEED TO DECIDE RIGHT NOW. 371 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,857 DO YOU WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF YOUR LIFE SUCKING ON MOMMY'S TITTIES 372 00:17:12,901 --> 00:17:16,731 LIKE A LITTLE PUSSY? OR DO YOU WANT TO PLAY FOOTBALL LIKE A MAN 373 00:17:16,774 --> 00:17:19,734 AND MAYBE SUCK ON SOME CHEERLEADER TITTIES? 374 00:17:19,777 --> 00:17:22,215 HEY, I'M WALKING OUT OF THIS HOSPITAL 375 00:17:22,258 --> 00:17:24,173 AND RIGHT ONTO THE SIDELINES. 376 00:17:24,217 --> 00:17:26,306 AND YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO EVER DO THAT. 377 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:29,744 I'LL WALK OUT ON THE SIDELINES RIGHT NOW WITH YOU, YOU PUSSY. 378 00:17:29,787 --> 00:17:32,399 - LET'S FRIGGIN' GO THEN. - WELL, LET'S GO THEN. 379 00:17:32,442 --> 00:17:34,096 CHUCK, HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO ME? 380 00:17:34,140 --> 00:17:36,272 WHO'S THIS IDIOT TALKING TO? 381 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,448 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TEACH ME THE BEST FIGHT MOVE IN THE WORLD. 382 00:17:38,492 --> 00:17:40,189 SAMMY, YOU CREATED ME. 383 00:17:40,233 --> 00:17:42,887 THAT MEANS YOU CREATED THE BEST FIGHT MOVE IN THE WORLD TOO. 384 00:17:45,368 --> 00:17:47,631 Sammy: WHAT IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW, MAN? 385 00:17:47,675 --> 00:17:49,459 PRACTICING MY NEW MOVE. 386 00:17:49,503 --> 00:17:51,853 I CONSIDER IT THE BEST FIGHT MOVE IN THE WORLD. 387 00:17:51,896 --> 00:17:53,855 COME ON, KYLE. PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG. 388 00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:56,292 LET'S DO THIS, MAN. BRING IT ON, PUSSY. 389 00:17:56,336 --> 00:17:58,468 I LIKE YOU, SAMMY. I ALWAYS HAVE. 390 00:17:58,512 --> 00:18:01,341 ALWAYS WILL. 391 00:18:01,384 --> 00:18:03,604 I LIKE YOU TOO, CHUCK. 392 00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:10,959 OKAY, LISTEN UP. 393 00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:12,961 "IN ANY MAN'S FINEST HOUR, 394 00:18:13,004 --> 00:18:16,007 HE MUST RISE TO THE CHALLENGES IN HIS PATH." 395 00:18:18,575 --> 00:18:22,101 HE'S NOT COMING. NO, WE'RE SCREWED. I'M SCREWED. 396 00:18:22,144 --> 00:18:23,276 "GLORY COMES TO THE MAN..." 397 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:25,626 IT'S OVER. I SHOULD LEARN THESE PLAYS. 398 00:18:25,669 --> 00:18:27,976 OH SHIT. WHERE THE HELL'S THAD? 399 00:18:28,019 --> 00:18:29,847 "WHAT HE DOES--" MARTY! 400 00:18:29,891 --> 00:18:32,023 - Radon: HA HA! - RADON. 401 00:18:32,067 --> 00:18:34,330 WHO'S READY TO WIN A FOOTBALL GAME, BABY? 402 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:38,900 - GET SUITED UP, RADON. - I'M BACK, BABY. 403 00:18:38,943 --> 00:18:42,469 - I'M BACK! - THANK GOD! 404 00:18:42,512 --> 00:18:45,646 I'M BACK, BABY. I'M BACK, MAN! 405 00:18:46,908 --> 00:18:50,129 I'M BACK, BABY! 406 00:18:50,172 --> 00:18:53,132 ♪ THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO, I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ♪ 407 00:18:53,175 --> 00:18:55,612 ♪ 'CAUSE I GET MY HUSTLE ON, DAWG, THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT ♪ 408 00:18:55,656 --> 00:18:57,353 ♪ GET YOUR HUSTLE ON, DAWG ♪ 409 00:18:57,397 --> 00:19:00,139 ♪ THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND KEEP IT ROLLING, MAN ♪ 410 00:19:00,182 --> 00:19:02,619 ♪ YOU GOTTA BE UP ON IT, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO NOW ♪ 411 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:05,013 ♪ KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ♪ 412 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,102 ♪ BUT I GET MY HUSTLE ON, DAWG, THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT ♪ 413 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:08,886 ♪ GET YOUR HUSTLE ON, DAWG ♪ 414 00:19:08,930 --> 00:19:10,758 ♪ THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND KEEP IT ROLLING, MAN ♪ 415 00:19:10,801 --> 00:19:13,761 ♪ YOU GOTTA BE UP ON IT, THAT'S THE ONLY WAY TO GO ♪ 416 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,893 ♪ I HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT ♪ 417 00:19:15,937 --> 00:19:18,766 ♪ 'CAUSE I GET MY HUSTLE ON, DAWG, THAT'S WHAT I'M ABOUT ♪ 418 00:19:18,809 --> 00:19:20,507 ♪ GET YOUR HUSTLE ON, DAWG ♪ 419 00:19:20,550 --> 00:19:22,987 ♪ THAT'S WHAT IT'S ABOUT AND KEEP IT ROLLING, MAN ♪ 420 00:19:23,031 --> 00:19:25,251 ♪ YOU GOTTA GET IT ON, AND THAT'S FOR SURE, KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT? ♪ 421 00:19:25,294 --> 00:19:28,950 YEAH, SUCK ON THAT, YOU PUSSY. 422 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:36,914 DID WE DO IT, CHUCK? DID WE WIN? 423 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,569 YOU GOTTA LAY OFF THOSE PENIS GOBBLERS, MY MAN. 424 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:45,358 - GET OFF HIM! RADON. 425 00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:51,015 - ARE YOU FREAKIN' CRAZY? - MARTY, YOUR HEART. 426 00:19:51,059 --> 00:19:53,627 HE'S CURED NOW, COACH. YOU'RE WELCOME. 427 00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:56,369 OH, MY SHOULDER. 428 00:19:56,412 --> 00:19:59,676 HE'S REALLY HURT THIS TIME. 429 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,375 NO NO NO NO. SHIT SHIT SHIT. 430 00:20:04,377 --> 00:20:06,727 - OUR PLAN DIDN'T WORK OUT, BRO. - NO SHIT! 431 00:20:06,770 --> 00:20:08,381 LET'S GO GET 'EM. 432 00:20:08,424 --> 00:20:10,513 AND NO PRESSURE, BUT IF YOU LOSE THIS GAME... 433 00:20:10,557 --> 00:20:11,862 Both: COACH IS PROBABLY GONNA DIE. 434 00:20:11,906 --> 00:20:15,431 - I KNOW. I GOT IT. - I BELIEVE IN YOU, MORAN, 435 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:19,957 MOSTLY BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE. 436 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:23,918 DON'T LET ALL OF US DOWN. 437 00:20:23,961 --> 00:20:24,701 OH. 438 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:33,710 AW SHIT. 439 00:20:33,754 --> 00:20:36,974 OKAY, LET'S DO THIS. 440 00:20:46,288 --> 00:20:47,246 OH, SHIT. 34606

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