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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,178 OKAY, LADIES, HERE'S HOW WE'RE GONNA DO THIS. 2 00:00:04,221 --> 00:00:06,919 I'LL BE FLYING. YOU TWO ARE CATCHING. 3 00:00:06,963 --> 00:00:09,139 YOU'RE GONNA DO SPLITS. YOU'RE GONNA DO FLIPS. 4 00:00:09,183 --> 00:00:12,664 AND YOU, YOU SHAKE YOUR POM-POMS. 5 00:00:12,708 --> 00:00:14,144 UGH! AGAIN? 6 00:00:14,188 --> 00:00:17,539 ALL YOU SLUTS EVER LET ME DO IS SHAKE MY POM-POMS. 7 00:00:17,582 --> 00:00:19,889 MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T SHOW UP TO PRACTICE DRUNK ALL THE TIME, 8 00:00:19,932 --> 00:00:22,065 WE COULD GIVE YOU MORE STUFF TO DO. 9 00:00:22,109 --> 00:00:24,589 I SHOW UP BUZZED, KARA. 10 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:28,680 OKAY, FINE, LOOK AT THIS, HUH? 11 00:00:28,724 --> 00:00:30,987 NO MORE BOOZING DURING PRACTICE. 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:34,251 YOU LIKE THAT? NOW CAN I DO IT? 13 00:00:34,295 --> 00:00:38,038 YOU KNOW, MISSY DOES HAVE A SORE WRIST. 14 00:00:40,779 --> 00:00:44,087 - OKAY, FINE. - BUT JUST TODAY. 15 00:00:44,131 --> 00:00:46,872 - SHIT YEAH! - ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CATCH ME. 16 00:00:46,916 --> 00:00:50,180 - ALL RIGHT? FOLLOW KARA'S LEAD. - NO PROBLEM. 17 00:00:52,269 --> 00:00:54,967 ARE YOU LADIES READY? 18 00:01:00,321 --> 00:01:02,105 - MY HEEL! 19 00:01:02,149 --> 00:01:04,934 - OH, MAN! 20 00:01:04,977 --> 00:01:06,979 THESE PUMPS WERE LIKE 80 BUCKS, YOU GUYS. 21 00:01:07,023 --> 00:01:08,546 KATE! 22 00:01:08,590 --> 00:01:11,941 - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 23 00:01:14,944 --> 00:01:18,687 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 24 00:01:18,730 --> 00:01:22,343 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 25 00:01:22,386 --> 00:01:24,214 ♪ HELL YEAH 26 00:01:24,258 --> 00:01:25,737 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW 27 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:29,219 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 28 00:01:29,263 --> 00:01:31,221 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW ♪ 29 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:34,703 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 30 00:01:34,746 --> 00:01:38,054 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW. 31 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:43,451 ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT IF THE COACH WANTS US TO HAVE A FOUR-HOUR PRACTICE, 32 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:45,931 WHY CAN'T WE HAVE FIVE MINUTES TO DRINK A COLD BEER? 33 00:01:45,975 --> 00:01:49,326 - OR LIKE NAP TIME, HUH? - OH, NO, I DON'T TAKE NAPS, MAN. 34 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:51,372 - I DON'T TRUST 'EM. - REALLY? 35 00:01:51,415 --> 00:01:53,939 I HAD A BAD EXPERIENCE. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS? 36 00:01:53,983 --> 00:01:57,726 IT'S THE OFFSEASON CONDITIONING PROGRAM. 37 00:01:57,769 --> 00:02:00,294 SEEMS A LITTLE THICK THIS YEAR. 38 00:02:00,337 --> 00:02:04,385 HEY, COACH, DO YOU HAVE A LIGHTER ONE OF THESE FOR THE BACKUPS? 39 00:02:04,428 --> 00:02:08,171 - NO. - HEY, HOW COME HE DON'T GOT ONE? 40 00:02:08,215 --> 00:02:09,781 HE RUNS TRACK IN THE OFFSEASON. 41 00:02:09,825 --> 00:02:12,523 SO IF I DO ANOTHER SPORT, I DON'T HAVE TO DO CONDITIONING? 42 00:02:12,567 --> 00:02:15,265 THAT'S RIGHT. 43 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:18,573 TWO-SPORT ATHLETES, BOY. 44 00:02:18,616 --> 00:02:21,271 THEY USED TO DO THAT ALL THE TIME BACK IN THE DAY. 45 00:02:21,315 --> 00:02:25,275 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN. BO JACKSON, DEION SANDERS! 46 00:02:25,319 --> 00:02:27,190 STOP PLAYING, MAN. WHOO! 47 00:02:27,234 --> 00:02:29,061 - HOW COME THEY DON'T DO THAT NO MORE? - I DON'T KNOW. 48 00:02:29,105 --> 00:02:30,672 I'M GONNA BRING THAT SHIT BACK, WATCH. 49 00:02:30,715 --> 00:02:34,371 SO AM I, RADON. SO AM I. 50 00:02:34,415 --> 00:02:38,201 BLOW! DRINK. 51 00:02:38,245 --> 00:02:40,203 HOW ABOUT BASKETBALL? 52 00:02:40,247 --> 00:02:43,380 HELL, NO, MAN! MY EGO COULDN'T TAKE GETTING DUNKED ON. 53 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:46,253 - FENCING? - NO, THAT'S A WHITE PEOPLE SPORT. 54 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:48,385 AIN'T A BLACK MAN ALIVE THAT FENCES. 55 00:02:48,429 --> 00:02:51,562 - HOCKEY? - I SAY FENCING IS TOO WHITE AND YOU COME BACK WITH HOCKEY? 56 00:02:51,606 --> 00:02:55,000 HOCKEY COULD BE PERFECT. I COULD BE THE BACKUP GOALIE. 57 00:02:55,044 --> 00:02:57,046 I'LL NEVER PLAY, AND EVEN IF I DO, WE'RE GETTING KILLED, 58 00:02:57,089 --> 00:03:01,050 SO WHO CARES? AND YOU... 59 00:03:01,093 --> 00:03:02,660 YOU COULD BE A TRAILBLAZER. 60 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,619 - CAN YOU SKATE? - I CAN ROLLER-SKATE. 61 00:03:04,662 --> 00:03:07,839 - SAME THING. - ALL RIGHT. MAYBE YOU RIGHT, MAN. 62 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:10,146 HOW HARD COULD IT BE IF ONLY WHITE PEOPLE PLAY IT, RIGHT? 63 00:03:10,190 --> 00:03:12,888 - PLAY WHAT? - WE'RE TRYING OUT FOR THE HOCKEY TEAM. 64 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,890 THAT'S GREAT. YOU KNOW WHAT? ME TOO. 65 00:03:14,933 --> 00:03:16,848 I'M GONNA BE THE HOCKEY TEAM'S NEW MASCOT. 66 00:03:16,892 --> 00:03:20,200 SAMMY, THEY DON'T HAVE MASCOTS IN HOCKEY. 67 00:03:20,243 --> 00:03:22,376 - THEY HAVE A ZAMBONI DRIVER. - IS THAT A CHALLENGE? 68 00:03:22,419 --> 00:03:25,248 - NO. - THAT SOUNDS LIKE A CHALLENGE. 69 00:03:25,292 --> 00:03:27,207 ACCEPTED. 70 00:03:30,384 --> 00:03:32,647 HEY, LADIES. OH, WHAT'S THAT? 71 00:03:32,690 --> 00:03:36,128 IT'S YOUR NEW JOB. YOU'RE THAD CASTLE'S CHEERLEADER NOW. 72 00:03:36,172 --> 00:03:38,130 IT USED TO BE KATE'S JOB BEFORE YOU, 73 00:03:38,174 --> 00:03:40,132 YOU KNOW, SPRAINED HER ANKLE. 74 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:42,570 - Kate: YOU'LL MAKE SURE HE'S READY FOR EVERY GAME. 75 00:03:42,613 --> 00:03:45,094 MENTALLY, PHYSICALLY AND EMOTIONALLY. 76 00:03:45,137 --> 00:03:47,183 YOU'RE AT HIS BECK AND CALL. 77 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:49,838 KATE, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE MILKING THE ANKLE THING JUST A LITTLE BIT? 78 00:03:51,187 --> 00:03:53,276 YOU'RE THAD CASTLE'S CHEERLEADER 79 00:03:53,320 --> 00:03:56,279 OR YOU'RE NO CHEERLEADER AT ALL. 80 00:03:56,323 --> 00:03:59,021 - HAVE FUN. IT SUCKS. - YEAH. 81 00:03:59,064 --> 00:04:01,241 THANKS FOR THINKING OF ME. 82 00:04:09,292 --> 00:04:12,991 - WHOO! - Coach: PERFECTION! 83 00:04:13,035 --> 00:04:16,647 NOTHING BUT PERFECTION WILL BE TOLERATED. 84 00:04:16,691 --> 00:04:19,650 NOW IF YOU DIDN'T COME HERE TO BRING ME THE BEST, 85 00:04:19,694 --> 00:04:22,262 THEN STAY OFF MY ICE! 86 00:04:23,872 --> 00:04:26,527 I BROUGHT THIS TEAM TO THE FROZEN FOUR 87 00:04:26,570 --> 00:04:28,659 THE PAST TWO SEASONS. 88 00:04:28,703 --> 00:04:31,183 WE'RE GONNA GO BACK TO THE FROZEN FOUR. 89 00:04:32,620 --> 00:04:34,622 WHO'S COMING WITH ME? 90 00:04:37,233 --> 00:04:39,279 BREAK UP INTO SQUADS. LET'S GO. 91 00:04:39,322 --> 00:04:41,324 LET'S GO! COME ON, LET'S GO. 92 00:04:41,368 --> 00:04:44,675 WHAT IS WITH THE PADS? 93 00:04:44,719 --> 00:04:46,329 ARE YOU HERE TO TAKE MY JOB? 94 00:04:46,373 --> 00:04:48,200 - WHAT? - 'CAUSE IF YOU ARE, 95 00:04:48,244 --> 00:04:49,419 MY ENFORCER WILL BREAK YOU. 96 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,421 NO, IT'S QUITE THE OPPOSITE ACTUALLY. 97 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:54,163 I'M HERE TO BE YOUR BACKUP. 98 00:04:54,206 --> 00:04:55,904 THIS GUY GIVING YOU SHIT, ANTTI? 99 00:04:55,947 --> 00:04:57,514 LET ME GUESS, YOU'RE THE ENFORCER. 100 00:04:57,558 --> 00:04:59,690 - PUNCH HIM IN THE FAZZ,BYERS. - WHOA, HOLD ON, NO, NO. 101 00:04:59,734 --> 00:05:01,431 NO PUNCHING IN THE FAZZ, ALL RIGHT? 102 00:05:01,475 --> 00:05:04,260 IT'S A MISUNDERSTANDING. I'M A FOOTBALL PLAYER. 103 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:07,176 I'M LOOKING TO PICK UP A SECOND SPORT IN THE OFFSEASON. 104 00:05:07,219 --> 00:05:10,135 HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS COME TO THE GOAT HOUSE TONIGHT AND GET SOME FREE BEER? 105 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:12,877 - All: WHOO! - ACCEPTED. 106 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,707 HEY, ASSHOLE! 107 00:05:16,751 --> 00:05:18,361 OH, SHIT. 108 00:05:18,405 --> 00:05:21,103 HEY, WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? HOW YOU DOING? 109 00:05:21,146 --> 00:05:23,105 WERE YOU JUST TRYING TO CUT MY BRAKES? 110 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:25,803 WHAT? NO. COME ON. 111 00:05:25,847 --> 00:05:28,371 HEY, SAMMY CACCIATORE. I'M THE NEW HOCKEY TEAM MASCOT. 112 00:05:28,415 --> 00:05:31,200 - GOOD TO MEET YOU. - THIS IS A HOCKEY TEAM, KID. 113 00:05:31,243 --> 00:05:32,941 WE DON'T HAVEA MASCOT. 114 00:05:32,984 --> 00:05:35,770 I DRIVE THIS THING AROUND BETWEEN PERIODS, AND THAT'S THAT. 115 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:39,251 LISTEN, WHEN I RUN ONTO THE FOOTBALL FIELD, 116 00:05:39,295 --> 00:05:42,080 90,000 PEOPLE STAND UP AND CHEER. 117 00:05:42,124 --> 00:05:44,169 WHEN YOU DRIVE THIS THING AROUND, 118 00:05:44,213 --> 00:05:46,215 PEOPLE GO GET BEER AND TAKE CRAPS. 119 00:05:46,258 --> 00:05:48,173 I THINK I CAN HELP YOU OUT. 120 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:51,829 - WHAT THE HELL NOW? 121 00:05:51,873 --> 00:05:54,136 PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MINDS BLOWN. 122 00:05:54,179 --> 00:05:56,356 LIMITS ARE MADE TO BE BROKEN, 123 00:05:56,399 --> 00:05:58,488 AND THEY'RE ABOUT TO BE BROKEN TODAY, BABY. 124 00:05:58,532 --> 00:06:00,403 ♪ Lock and load, I'm a rock star ♪ 125 00:06:00,447 --> 00:06:03,232 ♪ I can rock and roll, I can rock and roll ♪ 126 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:11,153 IS HE TRYING IN OUT TOO? 127 00:06:11,196 --> 00:06:13,677 - YEAH. - Radon: I'M OKAY. 128 00:06:13,721 --> 00:06:15,679 I JUST SLIPPED ON SOME ICE. 129 00:06:16,463 --> 00:06:18,421 ♪ I PUT 130 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:22,425 ♪ YOUR HEAD IN THE PAPER ♪ 131 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,906 ♪ YOU PUT... 132 00:06:24,949 --> 00:06:28,388 - OH, HI, HOW'S IT GOING? I'M MARY-- - NO NAMES. 133 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:30,738 YOU'RE MY CHEERLEADER NOW. THAT'S ALL I NEED TO KNOW. 134 00:06:30,781 --> 00:06:32,261 DID YOU READ MY MANIFESTO? 135 00:06:32,304 --> 00:06:34,263 IT'S MOSTLY JUST PICTURES, ISN'T IT? 136 00:06:34,306 --> 00:06:36,439 - IT'S A GRAPHIC NOVEL. - OH. 137 00:06:36,483 --> 00:06:39,007 FIRST TEST-- ORDER US MY FAVORITE BEVERAGE. 138 00:06:39,050 --> 00:06:40,574 UM... 139 00:06:40,617 --> 00:06:44,273 TWO MOJITOS, POR FAVOR. 140 00:06:44,316 --> 00:06:46,580 NICELY DONE. SHOULD BE A LITTLE QUICKER NEXT TIME. 141 00:06:46,623 --> 00:06:49,539 - YEAH. - POP QUIZ! WHAT'S MY FAVORITE BREAKFAST CEREAL? 142 00:06:51,106 --> 00:06:53,369 TOO LATE. LUCKY CHARMS. I EAT THREE BOWLS EVERY MORNING 143 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:55,502 BEFORE I TAKE MY MORNING POOP. WHY? 144 00:06:55,545 --> 00:06:57,982 'CAUSE MY BITCH MOTHER TOLD ME I COULDN'T WHEN I WAS A KID. 145 00:06:58,026 --> 00:07:00,376 - I'M SORRY. - HOW DO I LIKE MY SHIRTS FOLDED? 146 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,465 - LET ME SEE. - TRICK QUESTION. 147 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,685 I LIKE MY SHIRTS ON HANGERS TO AVOID WRINKLES. 148 00:07:04,728 --> 00:07:07,557 - ARE YOU WRITING THIS DOWN? - I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL IN THE MANIFESTO. 149 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,603 NOT ALL OF IT. 150 00:07:09,646 --> 00:07:13,824 PSYCH! YES, IT IS. YES, IT'S ALL IN THE MANIFESTO. 151 00:07:13,868 --> 00:07:16,566 YOU SHOULD TAKE A CHILL PILL. YOU LOOK CONFUSED. 152 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:19,482 I'LL SEE YOU FIRST THING IN THE MORNING SO YOU CAN POP MY ASS ZITS. 153 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:22,485 - MAN, ICE HOCKEY IS NOTHING LIKE ROLLER-SKATING. 154 00:07:22,529 --> 00:07:24,356 I WAS WAY OFF. 155 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,010 LOOK, YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE. IT WAS JUST THE FIRST DAY. 156 00:07:26,054 --> 00:07:28,143 NOBODY GETS CUT ON THE FIRST DAY. 157 00:07:28,186 --> 00:07:30,972 DO YOU GUYS HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO CUT THE BRAKE LINES ON A ZAMBONI? 158 00:07:31,015 --> 00:07:33,365 THE CABLES ARE LIKE TWO-INCHES THICK. 159 00:07:33,409 --> 00:07:34,715 I'M NEED TO RETHINK MY STRATEGY. 160 00:07:34,758 --> 00:07:36,630 WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO CUT-- NEVER MIND. 161 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:40,111 OKAY, LISTEN, WHEN THE PLAYERS GET HERE, WE GOTTA WIN 'EM OVER. 162 00:07:40,155 --> 00:07:42,026 LOTS OF SEX AND BOOZE. 163 00:07:42,070 --> 00:07:44,899 ALL RIGHT? BOYS! 164 00:07:44,942 --> 00:07:47,379 YOU MADE IT! GRAB A DRINK. 165 00:07:47,423 --> 00:07:50,252 I'LL TAKE YOUR DRINK. 166 00:07:50,295 --> 00:07:53,385 WELL, OKAY, HE'LL HAVE MY DRINK. 167 00:07:53,429 --> 00:07:55,300 HEY! 168 00:07:55,344 --> 00:07:57,520 - LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS AROUND. - YEAH! 169 00:07:57,564 --> 00:08:00,349 ALEX, THESE WOMEN ARE INCREDIBLE. 170 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:02,133 WHO DO I FIGHT TO GET ONE? 171 00:08:02,177 --> 00:08:04,005 YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT ANYBODY. 172 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,398 NO, YOU JUST GOTTA GO TALK TO THEM. 173 00:08:06,442 --> 00:08:07,878 EVEN YOU CAN TALK TO THESE GIRLS? 174 00:08:07,922 --> 00:08:10,577 - YEAH. - YOU'RE JUST A BACKUP. YOU'RE A NO ONE. 175 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:12,143 IT'S CALLED TRICKLE-DOWN BANGING. 176 00:08:12,187 --> 00:08:13,275 TRICKLE-DOWN BANGING? 177 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,973 IF YOU GET ME ON THE HOCKEY TEAM, 178 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:18,236 I'LL TELL YOU ALL ABOUT IT. YEAH! 179 00:08:18,280 --> 00:08:20,282 LET'S GET TWO SHOTS OF VODKA, PLEASE. 180 00:08:20,325 --> 00:08:23,372 - TWO VODKA. - TWO VODKA. 181 00:08:23,415 --> 00:08:26,854 OH, SNACK FOOD. CAN I EAT THEM? 182 00:08:26,897 --> 00:08:30,161 GO AHEAD, MAN. HELP YOURSELF. 183 00:08:30,205 --> 00:08:32,250 HAVE AT IT. 184 00:08:32,294 --> 00:08:35,210 SO, CLAUDE, YOU'RE THE TEAM CAPTAIN, RIGHT? 185 00:08:35,253 --> 00:08:37,342 CORRECT. IT'S A GREAT PRIVILEGE. 186 00:08:37,386 --> 00:08:40,607 YEAH, SO HOW COME THAT DUDE RENEE 187 00:08:40,650 --> 00:08:42,609 IS LEADING THE TEAM IN SCORING? 188 00:08:42,652 --> 00:08:45,263 RENEE IS VERY GOOD. I ASSIST HIM. 189 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:49,006 THAT'S COOL. I MEAN, YOU KNOW ASSISTS DON'T REALLY MEAN ANYTHING. 190 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:52,967 YOU SHOULD BE SCORING. ME? I WANNA SCORE EVERY TIME I TOUCH THE BALL. 191 00:08:53,010 --> 00:08:56,144 I HATE THROWING THE BALL TO MY RECEIVERS. I HATE IT. 192 00:08:56,187 --> 00:08:57,624 THE WORST PART OF MY DAY 193 00:08:57,667 --> 00:09:00,148 IS WHEN I GOTTA THROW THAT BALL OUT MY HAND. 194 00:09:00,191 --> 00:09:02,542 - KNOW WHAT THAT MAKES ME? - SELFISH. 195 00:09:02,585 --> 00:09:05,545 IT MAKES ME THE KING, MAN. 196 00:09:05,588 --> 00:09:09,374 LISTEN, GRETZKY DIDN'T BECOME GRETZKY 197 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:12,769 BY PASSING THE PUCK. REMEMBER THAT. 198 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:18,645 IS THERE ANYPLACE WHERE I CAN GET A HAND JOB? 199 00:09:21,212 --> 00:09:23,780 MORAN, WHY ARE THERE HOCKEY PLAYERS IN MY HOUSE? 200 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,608 ME AND RADON ARE TRYING OUT FOR THE HOCKEY TEAM. 201 00:09:25,652 --> 00:09:28,132 THEY'RE NOT WELCOME HERE. THEY'RE NOT LIKE US. 202 00:09:28,176 --> 00:09:29,612 THEY'RE A LITTLE STRANGE, BUT WHO CARES? 203 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,527 A LITTLE STRANGE? THEY PLAY THEIR SPORT 204 00:09:31,571 --> 00:09:34,269 ON THE HARDEST SURFACE IN THE WORLD WITH KNIVES ON THE BOTTOM OF THEIR FEET. 205 00:09:34,312 --> 00:09:37,228 THEY GET THEIR TEETH KNOCKED OUT CONSTANTLY AND DON'T BOTHER TO GET THEM FIXED. 206 00:09:37,272 --> 00:09:39,622 THEY HAVE MULTIPLE CAPTAINS. 207 00:09:39,666 --> 00:09:42,582 - CAN YOU IMAGINE THREE OF ME ON A TEAM? - OH GOD. 208 00:09:42,625 --> 00:09:44,932 I'M GOING BACK TO MY BEDROOM. I'M GONNA COME BACK OUT IN FIVE MINUTES, 209 00:09:44,975 --> 00:09:48,239 AND IF THEY'RE NOT GONE, I'M GONNA KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE NUTS. 210 00:09:48,283 --> 00:09:50,372 RIGHT. 211 00:09:50,415 --> 00:09:53,201 MOVE, GET OUT OF MY WAY. MOVE IT! 212 00:09:57,292 --> 00:10:00,077 - CAN I HELP YOU? - YEAH, THIS IS MY ROOM. 213 00:10:02,253 --> 00:10:05,561 ACTUALLY, I'M ALL SET. ENJOY YOUR STAY. 214 00:10:10,218 --> 00:10:13,264 THAT ONE HURT. YEAH, RIGHT THERE. 215 00:10:13,308 --> 00:10:15,702 - MM-HMM, YEAH. 216 00:10:19,401 --> 00:10:21,838 ALEX, HOW'S IT GOING? 217 00:10:21,882 --> 00:10:23,753 IT'S PERFECT. 218 00:10:23,797 --> 00:10:26,756 I HAVE THIS QUESTION FOR YOU: YOU DON'T PLAY... 219 00:10:26,800 --> 00:10:28,976 - NO. - ...YOU DON'T FIGHT... 220 00:10:29,019 --> 00:10:31,718 - UH-UH. - ...YOU DON'T WORK HARD, 221 00:10:31,761 --> 00:10:34,895 YET GIRLS LOVE YOU AND YOU PARTY ALL THE TIME. 222 00:10:34,938 --> 00:10:36,505 HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE? 223 00:10:36,548 --> 00:10:39,073 WELL, I LIKE TO SET LOW EXPECTATIONS 224 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,379 SO NO ONE EVER FEELS LET DOWN, YOU KNOW? 225 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,381 I LOVE YOUR LIFESTYLE, ALEX. 226 00:10:43,425 --> 00:10:46,689 - IT'S CRAZY. IT'S SEXY. IT'S COOL. - IT'S FUN. 227 00:10:46,733 --> 00:10:49,692 MY DREAM WAS TO BE IN N.H.L., BUT JUST LIKE IN FOOTBALL, 228 00:10:49,736 --> 00:10:52,173 BACKUP GOALIES GET DRAFTED. 229 00:10:52,216 --> 00:10:55,698 I DECIDE TO BE YOUR BACKUP GOALIE. 230 00:10:55,742 --> 00:10:59,310 - MANY THANKS TO YOU. - WHAT?! 231 00:10:59,354 --> 00:11:02,009 - HEY! - I'M TELLING YOU, CLAUDE, 232 00:11:02,052 --> 00:11:04,359 RENEE IS HOLDING YOU BACK, MAN. 233 00:11:04,402 --> 00:11:07,231 IT'S OKAY TO HAVE AN EGO. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE HAD AN EGO? 234 00:11:07,275 --> 00:11:09,233 MUHAMMED ALI. 235 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,627 REMEMBER HIM? FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY, STING LIKE A WHAT? 236 00:11:11,671 --> 00:11:14,108 - BAE! - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, MAN. 237 00:11:15,718 --> 00:11:19,591 - HEY, CHARLIE! - OH, GREAT. 238 00:11:21,028 --> 00:11:24,335 LISTEN, WE GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FOOT THE OTHER DAY. 239 00:11:24,379 --> 00:11:26,163 WHAT DO YOU SAY I HELP YOU OUT, HUH? 240 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:28,600 I DON'T NEED ANY HELP, KID. 241 00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:30,951 YEAH, YOU KIND OF DO, CHARLIE. 242 00:11:30,994 --> 00:11:34,606 HOCKEY ENTERTAINMENT IS CHANGING AND YOU DON'T SEEM TO WANT TO CHANGE WITH IT. 243 00:11:34,650 --> 00:11:36,608 HOW LONG YOU BEEN DOING THIS FOR? 244 00:11:36,652 --> 00:11:38,175 I DON'T KNOW-- 30, 35 FIVE YEARS. 245 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:40,308 YOU ARE OLDER THAN DINOSAUR SHIT, CHARLIE. 246 00:11:40,351 --> 00:11:43,137 IT'S TIME TO ADAPT OR BE REPLACED 247 00:11:43,180 --> 00:11:46,793 BY A WAY YOUNGER, FOREIGN ZAMBONI DRIVER. 248 00:11:46,836 --> 00:11:50,666 YOU GET ME ON THAT ICE, AND WE'LL HAVE THIS PLACE ROCKING, CHARLIE. 249 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:53,669 I MEAN, PEOPLE WILL BE JUMPING AROUND AND SCREAMING YOUR NAME. 250 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,540 WHAT DO YOU SAY? 251 00:11:55,584 --> 00:11:58,152 I SAY I THINK YOU'RE MAKING IT DAMN HARD 252 00:11:58,195 --> 00:12:00,197 FOR ME TO SAY NO TO YOU, KID. 253 00:12:07,161 --> 00:12:10,207 - OH, GOOD, YOU'RE AWAKE. 254 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,122 THERE'S A HOCKEY ENFORCER LIVING IN MY BEDROOM. 255 00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,950 UNTIL HE MOVES OUT, I'M LIVING WITH YOU. 256 00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:15,952 - LIVING WITH ME? - IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE? 257 00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:18,128 NOW I SEE WE LIVE IN A DORM. 258 00:12:18,172 --> 00:12:20,827 I HATE DORMS, BUT WE'LL MAKE IT WORK. 259 00:12:20,870 --> 00:12:23,133 QUESTION, CAN I PUT TACKS IN OUR WALL? 260 00:12:23,177 --> 00:12:25,788 'CAUSE I HAVE A LOT OF REALLY AWESOME POSTERS I WANNA HANG UP. 261 00:12:25,832 --> 00:12:29,705 - LIVING WITH ME? - SO THERE IS AN ECHO IN HERE. THANKS FOR CLEARING THAT UP. 262 00:12:29,749 --> 00:12:32,882 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 263 00:12:32,926 --> 00:12:35,406 - I'LL TAKE MY BREAKFAST IN BED WHENEVER YOU'RE READY. 264 00:12:36,668 --> 00:12:39,541 - OH, GREAT. 265 00:12:39,584 --> 00:12:41,673 WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR, DUCHARME? 266 00:12:41,717 --> 00:12:44,241 I SCOURED THE WORLD LOOKING FOR THE BEST HOCKEY PLAYERS 267 00:12:44,285 --> 00:12:47,679 TO BRING HERE TO BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE, AND WITHIN ONE WEEK, 268 00:12:47,723 --> 00:12:50,160 YOUR GENERIC AMERICAN FOOTBALL PLAYERS 269 00:12:50,204 --> 00:12:52,249 RUINED MY PERFECT HOCKEY TEAM. 270 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:55,644 WHY WOULD MY PLAYERS WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR HOCKEY TEAM? 271 00:12:55,687 --> 00:12:57,341 THIS IS AMERICA. 272 00:12:57,385 --> 00:12:59,822 NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT COLLEGE HOCKEY HERE. 273 00:12:59,866 --> 00:13:01,563 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE WRONG. 274 00:13:01,606 --> 00:13:03,652 'CAUSE WE GOT A TELEVISED GAME THIS YEAR ON CABLE, SO THERE! 275 00:13:05,697 --> 00:13:08,483 YOU SPIT ON MY FLOOR ONE MORE TIME, AND I'M GONNA TAKE YOU OUT. 276 00:13:09,919 --> 00:13:11,399 - LET'S GO. 277 00:13:11,442 --> 00:13:13,096 - LET'S GO, BRING IT! - NO! 278 00:13:13,140 --> 00:13:15,882 - COME ON, COME ON, LET'S GO! - I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS ASSHOLE. 279 00:13:15,925 --> 00:13:18,536 YOU DON'T WANNA FIGHT A HOCKEY COACH. 280 00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:26,022 Radon: HEY, I'M GONNA GET THIS HOCKEY SHIT DOWN, MAN. 281 00:13:26,066 --> 00:13:27,850 I'M FROM DETROIT. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? WE ROLLER-SKATE. 282 00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:29,286 IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET THAT-- 283 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:32,768 - ANTTI. - ALEX! WHAT'S UP, BUDDY? 284 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,988 - DO YOU LIKE THE CLOTHES? - YEAH, I LIKE THE CLOTHES. 285 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:38,295 I ESPECIALLY LIKED THEM WHEN I BOUGHT THEM AND PUT THEM IN MY CLOSET. 286 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:41,646 - HOW DID YOU GET THESE? - YOUR WINDOW WAS UNLOCKED. I LET MYSELF IN. 287 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:44,171 I WANT TO BE JUST LIKE YOU, ALEX. 288 00:13:44,214 --> 00:13:47,217 YOU'RE THE KING OF B.M.S. 289 00:13:47,261 --> 00:13:51,221 MAN, THAT DUDE IS WEIRD AS SHIT, HOMEY. 290 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:53,310 HE WAS TALKING TO ME FOR LIKE 20 MINUTES 291 00:13:53,354 --> 00:13:55,095 BEFORE I EVEN REALIZED IT WASN'T YOU. 292 00:13:56,400 --> 00:13:58,576 OH MY GOD. 293 00:13:58,620 --> 00:14:01,710 ANTTI, YOU HAVE A REALLY GOOD THING GOING 294 00:14:01,753 --> 00:14:03,494 WITH THE STARTING GOALIE POSITION. 295 00:14:03,538 --> 00:14:06,280 ALEX, I'M YOUR BACKUP NOW. 296 00:14:06,323 --> 00:14:09,196 I TRICKLE-DOWN BANG THE GIRLS. IT'S WONDERFUL. 297 00:14:09,239 --> 00:14:12,155 OKAY, LOOK, I CAN'T START IN GOAL. 298 00:14:12,199 --> 00:14:14,331 THE TEAM'S GONNA SUCK. SO WHAT'S THE POINT? 299 00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,159 I NEED TO BE YOUR BACKUP. OTHERWISE I'M GONNA SPEND 300 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:19,380 THE ENTIRE OFFSEASON LIFTING WEIGHTS AND RUNNING. 301 00:14:19,423 --> 00:14:21,730 I DON'T LIKE RUNNING, OKAY? THERE'S NO OTHER SPORT THAT WORKS FOR ME. 302 00:14:21,773 --> 00:14:24,820 SO PLEASE DON'T TAKE THIS AWAY FROM ME. 303 00:14:24,864 --> 00:14:28,258 IF YOU WANT THE BACKUP POSITION, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE IT FROM ME. 304 00:14:31,348 --> 00:14:35,309 OH, SHIT, CLAUDE! 305 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,311 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT, BABY. 306 00:14:37,354 --> 00:14:40,183 YOU LOOK LIKE A REAL CAPTAIN RIGHT NOW, MAN. 307 00:14:40,227 --> 00:14:41,924 WE ABOUT TO TAKE OVER THIS LEAGUE. 308 00:14:41,968 --> 00:14:44,535 - RENEE WHO? - MY MAN! 309 00:14:44,579 --> 00:14:47,451 LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME GIRLS. 310 00:14:47,495 --> 00:14:51,455 SO THIS SATURDAY BEFORE THE GAME, I HAVE A VERY SPECIFIC RITUAL. 311 00:14:51,499 --> 00:14:53,327 IF YOU MESS UP EVEN A FRACTION OF IT, 312 00:14:53,370 --> 00:14:55,720 I'M GONNA HAVE TO GO BACK TO BED AND START THE DAY ALL OVER. 313 00:14:55,764 --> 00:14:58,158 IF I DO THAT, I'LL BE LATE FOR THE GAME. 314 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,029 SO YOU CANNOT LET THAT HAPPEN. 315 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,379 SO THIS GUY'S THE ENFORCER 316 00:15:02,423 --> 00:15:04,294 FOR THE HOCKEY TEAM? 317 00:15:04,338 --> 00:15:06,209 WHO'S THE ENFORCER FOR THE FOOTBALL TEAM? 318 00:15:06,253 --> 00:15:08,342 WE DON'T HAVE ONE. 319 00:15:08,385 --> 00:15:10,953 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GROW SOME BALLS AND BECOME ONE, HMM? 320 00:15:10,997 --> 00:15:13,564 WHY DON'T YOU GROW SOME BALLS AND BECOME ONE? 321 00:15:13,608 --> 00:15:15,915 FINE, MAYBE I WILL GROW SOME BALLS. 322 00:15:15,958 --> 00:15:18,830 ANYTHING TO GET YOU OUT OF MY LIFE. 323 00:15:18,874 --> 00:15:21,442 - UGH! 324 00:15:21,485 --> 00:15:24,575 GET BACK HERE! YOU'RE NOT DONE WITH MY NIPPLES! 325 00:15:29,015 --> 00:15:31,800 SO WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING ME DOWN HERE, SAMMY? 326 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:34,107 TO SHOW YOU WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT. 327 00:15:34,150 --> 00:15:35,238 I CAN'T GROW TITS, SON. 328 00:15:35,282 --> 00:15:37,066 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE TITS, CHARLIE. 329 00:15:37,110 --> 00:15:40,591 WELL, I AM, BUT I'M NOT. I'M TALKING ABOUT THE SHOWMANSHIP. 330 00:15:40,635 --> 00:15:42,854 WE GOTTA PUT ON A SHOW,CHARLIE. 331 00:15:42,898 --> 00:15:44,726 YOU KNOW WHAT? 332 00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:48,077 YOU'RE REALLY STARTING TO TUG AT MY HEARTSTRINGS, KID. 333 00:15:50,775 --> 00:15:52,995 SURE. GOTTA GO. 334 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:56,738 KATE, KARA, I JUST CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE. 335 00:15:56,781 --> 00:15:58,000 YOU GUYS WERE RIGHT, OKAY? 336 00:15:58,044 --> 00:16:00,002 NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO TAKE THAD BACK. 337 00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,048 SUCKS, RIGHT? 338 00:16:02,091 --> 00:16:04,659 HAS HE MADE YOU WAX HIS NIPPLES YET? 339 00:16:04,702 --> 00:16:07,401 HE MADE ME WIPE HIS ASS AFTER HIS LUCKY CHARMS POOP. 340 00:16:07,444 --> 00:16:09,098 - OH! - YEAH. 341 00:16:09,142 --> 00:16:10,970 YOU KIND OF BROUGHT IT ON YOURSELF. 342 00:16:11,013 --> 00:16:13,798 THE ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF THAD DUTY IS IF HE GIVES YOU THE OKAY. 343 00:16:13,842 --> 00:16:15,800 AND THAT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AS LONG AS THE ENFORCER 344 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,151 IS LIVING IN HIS ROOM AT THE GOAT HOUSE. 345 00:16:18,194 --> 00:16:22,155 - SORRY. 346 00:16:25,201 --> 00:16:27,812 - HELLO. - Thad: Cheerleader now. My ball rub. 347 00:16:31,555 --> 00:16:33,862 LAST DAY OF TRYOUTS, GENTLEMEN. 348 00:16:33,905 --> 00:16:35,951 LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT. 349 00:16:37,866 --> 00:16:39,346 Ducharme: WHAT THE HELL, ANTTI? 350 00:16:39,389 --> 00:16:41,783 COME ON, ANTTI! 351 00:16:41,826 --> 00:16:44,264 ♪ SOMEBODY TOLD ME 352 00:16:44,307 --> 00:16:46,266 ♪ TO LOOK AWAY... 353 00:16:46,309 --> 00:16:48,224 HEY! 354 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,229 Ducharme: CLAUDE, RENEE, CUT THE SHIT! 355 00:16:53,273 --> 00:16:56,058 ♪ HOW'D YOU GET SO QUICK WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR FEET? ♪ 356 00:16:56,102 --> 00:16:58,539 ♪ RUNNING SUPER FAST 357 00:16:58,582 --> 00:17:00,584 ♪ OUT OF HERE 358 00:17:00,628 --> 00:17:02,630 ♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪ 359 00:17:02,673 --> 00:17:04,327 ♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO 360 00:17:04,371 --> 00:17:07,809 ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER ♪ 361 00:17:07,852 --> 00:17:11,073 ♪ LET US SEE THE BOSS... 362 00:17:13,771 --> 00:17:16,557 ♪ SAY WHAT'S UP? 363 00:17:19,647 --> 00:17:23,433 HEY, OFFENSE! COME ON, BRING IT IN. BRING IT IN. 364 00:17:23,477 --> 00:17:26,306 LET'S HAVE A GOOD PRACTICE TODAY. 365 00:17:26,349 --> 00:17:30,092 FIRST PLAY, WE'RE GONNA LINE UP, SPLIT LEFT, 52 DRIVE. 366 00:17:30,136 --> 00:17:33,574 NOW, RADON, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE-- 367 00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:37,404 WHERE'S RADON? WHERE'S MORAN? 368 00:17:37,447 --> 00:17:39,623 WHERE THE HELL ARE MY QUARTERBACKS? 369 00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:41,669 GOT A MESSAGE FROM RADON. 370 00:17:41,712 --> 00:17:43,627 LAST DAY OF HOCKEY TRYOUTS. 371 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:46,978 WELL, THIS SHIT'S GONNA STOP TODAY. GIVE ME YOUR PHONE. 372 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:49,068 TAKE OVER. 373 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:54,769 THE SAD TRUTH IS THAT 374 00:17:54,812 --> 00:17:57,206 WE GOT TWO PLAYERS THAT ARE BANGED UP 375 00:17:57,250 --> 00:18:00,166 AND ONE THAT REALLY DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT. 376 00:18:00,209 --> 00:18:02,385 SO CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE ALL MADE THE TEAM. 377 00:18:02,429 --> 00:18:05,127 - Radon: YEAH! - WE DID IT. NO WEIGHTS! 378 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:08,739 - NO RUNNING. - DEION SANDERS, BABY, HERE WE COME. 379 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,570 ANATOLY SAMSONOV. IMMIGRATION. 380 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:15,659 YOU ARE ILLEGALLY IN THIS COUNTRY 381 00:18:15,703 --> 00:18:18,227 - AMERICAN. - AND WILL BE DEPORTED BACK TO RUSSIA AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. 382 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,664 NO NO NO. HEY, THEY'RE ALL I GOT LEFT! 383 00:18:20,708 --> 00:18:23,276 HEY, NO, NO, DON'T DO THIS TO ME! 384 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:24,799 SHIT! 385 00:18:24,842 --> 00:18:27,628 DUCHARME. 386 00:18:27,671 --> 00:18:31,675 MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL THINK TWICE BEFORE YOU SPIT ON ANOTHER MAN'S FLOOR. 387 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,463 - FENCING? - FENCING. 388 00:18:36,506 --> 00:18:38,160 - YEAH. - LET'S GO. 389 00:18:38,204 --> 00:18:39,814 OH, GREAT, WHAT NOW? 390 00:18:39,857 --> 00:18:42,382 LET'S GIVE THEM THE SHOW THEY'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, CHARLIE. 391 00:18:42,425 --> 00:18:44,210 - HIT THE MUSIC. 392 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:47,648 ♪ Let this dance floor rock tonight... ♪ 393 00:18:47,691 --> 00:18:50,172 YEAH, WE DID IT, CHARLIE. WE DID IT! 394 00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,653 - LOOK AT US. - WE SURE DID, KID. 395 00:18:52,696 --> 00:18:54,698 WE SURE DID! 396 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:03,838 - ANYBODY IN HERE? 397 00:19:04,839 --> 00:19:07,407 OH, EXCUSE ME. 398 00:19:07,450 --> 00:19:10,453 HEY, YOU. YEAH, HELLO. 399 00:19:10,497 --> 00:19:13,500 TAKE THE HEADPHONES OFF. HELLO. 400 00:19:13,543 --> 00:19:17,373 HEY, YOU, HEADPHONES. 401 00:19:17,417 --> 00:19:18,722 HEY, HEY THERE, 402 00:19:18,766 --> 00:19:21,290 MR. SCARY ENFORCER ASSHOLE MAN, YEAH. 403 00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:24,728 SO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MOVE OUT SO THAD CASTLE CAN MOVE BACK IN. 404 00:19:27,470 --> 00:19:30,125 I'M NEVER LEAVING THIS HOUSE. 405 00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,432 ALL RIGHT, WELL, 406 00:19:32,475 --> 00:19:34,956 CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING, YOUNG MAN. 407 00:19:34,999 --> 00:19:36,914 YOU NEED TO MOVE OUT RIGHT NOW, 408 00:19:36,958 --> 00:19:39,700 OR ELSE THINGS ARE GONNA GET REAL MESSY 409 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:42,050 REAL FAST. 410 00:19:42,093 --> 00:19:46,097 OOH, I'M SHAKING. 411 00:19:50,101 --> 00:19:52,191 Enforcer: WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT'S GOING ON?! 412 00:19:52,234 --> 00:19:54,976 WHAT'S GOING ON? WHAT? WHAT? WHAT'S GOING ON?! 413 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,935 THANKS, GUYS. 414 00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:02,853 COME ON, GUYS, HELP ME! 415 00:20:02,897 --> 00:20:04,899 I DON'T WANNA GO! 416 00:20:06,205 --> 00:20:08,511 - YOU DID THIS? - YEP. 417 00:20:08,555 --> 00:20:10,861 IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE GREW SOME BALLS. 418 00:20:10,905 --> 00:20:13,081 JUST CALL ME THE NEW FOOTBALL ENFORCER. 419 00:20:13,124 --> 00:20:16,389 NOW YOU HAVE TILL 5:00 TO GET YOUR STUFF OUT OF MY ROOM. 420 00:20:16,432 --> 00:20:19,870 - YOU'RE WELCOME. - HEY! 421 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,312 YOU! 422 00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:33,275 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE BACK, WHATEVER YOUR NAME IS! 423 00:20:33,319 --> 00:20:35,495 THAT OTHER CHEERLEADER WAS AWFUL. 424 00:20:35,538 --> 00:20:38,715 EW! NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH. 425 00:20:38,759 --> 00:20:41,892 AND IF YOU PUT MAYONNAISE ON IT, I SWEAR I'M GONNA FLIP OUT. 426 00:20:41,936 --> 00:20:44,330 ♪ SOMEBODY TOLD ME TO LOOK AWAY ♪ 427 00:20:44,373 --> 00:20:48,159 ♪ AND I DON'T HAVE A REASON WHY ♪ 428 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:51,293 ♪ RAIN AND TERROR ON THE STREET ♪ 429 00:20:51,337 --> 00:20:54,296 ♪ HOW'D YOU GET SO QUICK WHEN IT COMES TO YOUR FEET? ♪ 430 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,080 ♪ RUNNING SUPER FAST 431 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:59,083 ♪ OUT OF HERE 432 00:20:59,127 --> 00:21:00,650 ♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO ♪ 433 00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:02,565 ♪ HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO 434 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:05,394 ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER 435 00:21:05,438 --> 00:21:09,398 ♪ LET US SEE THE BOSS 436 00:21:09,442 --> 00:21:12,096 ♪ TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER 437 00:21:12,140 --> 00:21:14,142 ♪ SAY WHAT'S UP? 33635

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