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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:05,020 --> 00:00:06,319 Hi, we're all excited here folks 2 00:00:06,420 --> 00:00:08,355 because joining us in studio right now 3 00:00:08,423 --> 00:00:10,257 are two of the guys that played for Blue Mountain State. 4 00:00:10,325 --> 00:00:14,194 My main man Thad Castle and Radon Randell-- rivalry weekend! 5 00:00:14,262 --> 00:00:16,563 Big game this weekend, boys, against Overland U. 6 00:00:16,631 --> 00:00:20,400 Listen, Thad, last year your defense got ripped at the end of the year. 7 00:00:20,468 --> 00:00:22,936 You guys were thoroughly embarrassed in the Cypress Bowl. 8 00:00:23,004 --> 00:00:26,473 - What's different this year? - I feel I've really matured as a leader, boomer-- 9 00:00:26,541 --> 00:00:29,143 It's me. I'm the difference. 10 00:00:29,210 --> 00:00:31,812 I wasn't quarterback last year. I'm quarterback this year. 11 00:00:31,880 --> 00:00:34,281 - End quote. - Jeez, talk much? 12 00:00:34,349 --> 00:00:37,551 Hang on a sec, guys, a lot of people wanna talk about the big rivalry game 13 00:00:37,619 --> 00:00:40,320 so let's take some calls. Let's go to Jay in Phoenixville, 14 00:00:40,388 --> 00:00:43,223 On the fan with boomer and carton. Jay, how you doing today, kiddo? 15 00:00:43,291 --> 00:00:44,825 Yeah, I'm a student at Overland. 16 00:00:44,893 --> 00:00:47,161 And yesterday our mascot Landy the badger was stolen. 17 00:00:47,228 --> 00:00:48,896 Do these guys know anything about that? 18 00:00:48,963 --> 00:00:51,598 Hey, caller, try this one on for size! 19 00:00:51,666 --> 00:00:53,667 - Thad, they can't see you. - You can see me. 20 00:00:53,735 --> 00:00:55,936 - Sit down, just sit down. - Next caller. 21 00:00:56,004 --> 00:00:58,438 No no, not next caller. This is worth investigating. 22 00:00:58,506 --> 00:01:01,542 Because last year Overland U killed your mascot, 23 00:01:01,609 --> 00:01:03,277 and now this year their badger's missing. 24 00:01:03,344 --> 00:01:05,812 You guys are gonna tell us you know nothing about that? 25 00:01:05,880 --> 00:01:07,981 I didn't steal any badger, but if someone did, 26 00:01:08,049 --> 00:01:10,651 I would say that shows pretty strong team leadership skills. 27 00:01:10,718 --> 00:01:13,020 Man, what's wrong with you weirdos stealing animals? 28 00:01:13,087 --> 00:01:15,055 Animals don't play the game! 29 00:01:15,123 --> 00:01:18,025 Look, if you want to steal something, steal my arm. 30 00:01:18,092 --> 00:01:21,728 You see this right here? This is what's killing y'all. Y'all need to steal this. 31 00:01:21,796 --> 00:01:23,397 - Is that a challenge, my man? - Yes. 32 00:01:23,464 --> 00:01:27,334 Look, I'll give $1,000 to any Overland fan 33 00:01:27,402 --> 00:01:30,504 - that can come steal my arm. How that sound? - It sounds pretty stupid. 34 00:01:30,572 --> 00:01:33,340 I think it's time for you guys just to button it up. 35 00:01:33,408 --> 00:01:36,076 Why don't you guys do yourselves a favor and get the hell out of the studio right now 36 00:01:36,144 --> 00:01:37,778 before you cause more damage to the program? 37 00:01:37,845 --> 00:01:39,680 You're welcome, man. It was my pleasure. 38 00:01:39,747 --> 00:01:42,482 Thank you. Coming to you live from B.M.S.-- Thad Castle. 39 00:01:43,550 --> 00:01:45,719 - ( crowd cheering ) - man: Can you feel that? 40 00:01:48,990 --> 00:01:52,526 You better hold on. This one's about to get bumpy. 41 00:01:54,295 --> 00:01:56,363 ♪ give me a hell, give me a yeah ♪ 42 00:01:56,431 --> 00:01:58,065 ♪ hell yeah ♪ 43 00:01:58,132 --> 00:01:59,833 ♪ stand up right now ♪ 44 00:01:59,901 --> 00:02:03,203 ♪ give me a hell, give me a yeah ♪ 45 00:02:03,271 --> 00:02:05,439 ♪ stand up right now, right now ♪ 46 00:02:05,506 --> 00:02:08,742 ♪ give me a hell, give me a yeah ♪ 47 00:02:08,810 --> 00:02:10,018 ♪ stand up right now. ♪ 48 00:02:10,218 --> 00:02:13,618 Sync by Alex1969 www.addic7ed.com 49 00:02:13,881 --> 00:02:16,950 24-hour tailgate party, rivalry weekend! 50 00:02:17,018 --> 00:02:19,319 - Whoo-hoo! - This is amazing! 51 00:02:19,387 --> 00:02:21,321 - We should do this every weekend. - I know, right? 52 00:02:21,389 --> 00:02:24,424 The only downfall of playing on the football team 53 00:02:24,492 --> 00:02:27,294 - is that you never get to tailgate the games. - Oh yeah. 54 00:02:27,362 --> 00:02:28,709 Hey, Sammy, could you pass me another beer, please? 55 00:02:28,757 --> 00:02:30,365 - Sure. - Thanks, man. 56 00:02:31,633 --> 00:02:33,800 - Hey-o! - Thank you, bud. 57 00:02:33,868 --> 00:02:37,437 - Why is the goat here again? - I'm not letting him out of my sights this year, Alex. 58 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:39,172 Overland killed Billy-one last year. 59 00:02:39,240 --> 00:02:40,507 I'm not letting it happen again. 60 00:02:40,575 --> 00:02:42,676 I thought you killed Billy-one last year. 61 00:02:42,744 --> 00:02:45,912 Tomatoes, potatoes, bro. 62 00:02:45,980 --> 00:02:47,614 Big wow! Look at that! Wow! 63 00:02:47,682 --> 00:02:50,684 Hey, big bro, 64 00:02:50,752 --> 00:02:52,886 I've been meaning to tell you something. 65 00:02:52,954 --> 00:02:55,789 - Good. - The cheerleaders, they made this vote. 66 00:02:55,857 --> 00:02:58,492 Uh, and they decided 67 00:02:58,559 --> 00:03:01,061 that I'm in charge of Billy-two this year. 68 00:03:02,930 --> 00:03:04,464 - Sorry. - You gotta be kidding me, right? 69 00:03:04,532 --> 00:03:06,433 Girls, really? 70 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:08,735 - Yeah, look down, look down. - Okay, give me the rope. 71 00:03:08,803 --> 00:03:10,404 - No. - Give me the rope. 72 00:03:10,471 --> 00:03:12,639 - Please let go of it. This is all I have. - Give me the rope. 73 00:03:12,707 --> 00:03:15,142 - Give me the rope. - Fine. You want it? It's yours. 74 00:03:15,209 --> 00:03:17,411 I'm giving you all the rope you need to hang yourself. 75 00:03:17,478 --> 00:03:19,846 And when you do, I'll be laughing. 76 00:03:19,914 --> 00:03:21,481 It's all yours. 77 00:03:22,850 --> 00:03:25,085 Knock knock! Who's there? 78 00:03:25,153 --> 00:03:27,287 Team captain. Team captain who? 79 00:03:27,355 --> 00:03:29,289 Team captain saying that no more beer 80 00:03:29,357 --> 00:03:31,591 and it's time for practice. Go! 81 00:03:31,659 --> 00:03:35,362 Blue 16! Blue 16! 82 00:03:35,430 --> 00:03:38,065 Isn't this bounty thing just a little dangerous, coach? 83 00:03:38,132 --> 00:03:40,467 I mean, if he goes down, then I gotta start, right? 84 00:03:40,535 --> 00:03:44,304 Your breath, it smells like hot dogs, Moran. 85 00:03:44,372 --> 00:03:46,540 It's-- it's bratwurst. 86 00:03:49,110 --> 00:03:51,578 Set! Hut-hut! Hut-hut! 87 00:03:51,646 --> 00:03:53,513 ( players grunting ) 88 00:03:56,784 --> 00:03:59,986 Overland! ( screaming ) 89 00:04:00,054 --> 00:04:03,156 Oh shit. 90 00:04:03,224 --> 00:04:05,692 We're under attack! Protect the goat! 91 00:04:05,760 --> 00:04:07,427 Yeah, that's gonna protect him all right. 92 00:04:09,464 --> 00:04:10,897 ( grunts ) 93 00:04:10,965 --> 00:04:13,133 You want these Benjamins, huh?! 94 00:04:13,201 --> 00:04:16,236 You want this arm?! Not today, bitch! 95 00:04:16,304 --> 00:04:19,039 This money going back to the bank tomorrow! Tell your friends. 96 00:04:19,107 --> 00:04:22,175 You stole our badger! 97 00:04:22,243 --> 00:04:25,212 You stole our badger! 98 00:04:25,279 --> 00:04:28,081 All right, everybody in the locker room, practice is over! 99 00:04:28,149 --> 00:04:31,485 Radon, pack a bag. You're staying with me tonight. 100 00:04:31,552 --> 00:04:33,687 Oh sorry, coach. We've got a game tomorrow 101 00:04:33,755 --> 00:04:36,957 - and I got pre-rituals I gotta attend to. - That wasn't a suggestion. 102 00:04:37,024 --> 00:04:40,627 Hey, get this goddamn money off your arm. 103 00:04:41,796 --> 00:04:44,030 Coach, as team captain, 104 00:04:44,098 --> 00:04:46,733 I feel like player safety is my jurisdiction. 105 00:04:46,801 --> 00:04:48,769 Let me protect him. ( grunts ) 106 00:04:51,172 --> 00:04:53,140 Did you steal that badger, huh? 107 00:04:53,207 --> 00:04:54,775 - I didn't, coach. - No? 108 00:04:54,842 --> 00:04:57,477 Look, this team cannot afford any distractions. 109 00:04:57,545 --> 00:04:59,079 Enough with the pranks. 110 00:04:59,147 --> 00:05:01,882 Stop acting like a cheerleader and act like a captain. 111 00:05:01,949 --> 00:05:03,049 ( chuckles ) 112 00:05:05,119 --> 00:05:07,687 Team meeting at the goat house! 113 00:05:10,024 --> 00:05:11,625 Is this something I could tailgate? 114 00:05:11,692 --> 00:05:14,027 No, absolutely not! 115 00:05:14,095 --> 00:05:16,029 Shit. 116 00:05:21,836 --> 00:05:24,971 - I said no tailgating. - I thought you said yes. 117 00:05:25,039 --> 00:05:26,673 Whatever. Everybody, listen up. 118 00:05:26,741 --> 00:05:30,010 Those douchebags at Overland think the game begins tomorrow. 119 00:05:30,077 --> 00:05:32,012 But it begins tonight. 120 00:05:32,079 --> 00:05:34,514 Gentlemen, I give you 121 00:05:34,582 --> 00:05:37,117 the Overland badger! 122 00:05:37,185 --> 00:05:39,186 - Kill it! - We're not gonna kill it. Shut up. 123 00:05:39,253 --> 00:05:41,521 But what I am gonna do as team captain, 124 00:05:41,589 --> 00:05:45,492 is remove and eat this badger's balls. 125 00:05:45,560 --> 00:05:47,694 - Why? - To inspire you. 126 00:05:47,762 --> 00:05:50,263 To solidify the legend that will be my captainship. 127 00:05:50,331 --> 00:05:54,034 And to send a message to those pussies at Overland. 128 00:05:54,101 --> 00:05:56,770 Maybe if you're lucky, I'll let one of you eat a ball with me. 129 00:05:56,838 --> 00:05:59,940 A future captain perhaps. 130 00:06:00,007 --> 00:06:02,008 ( laughs ) 131 00:06:02,076 --> 00:06:03,944 No, yeah, this is-- this is great! 132 00:06:04,011 --> 00:06:06,413 - Right, captain Hamon? - No, it's a terrible idea, man. 133 00:06:06,481 --> 00:06:07,981 Yeah, no, yeah. 134 00:06:08,049 --> 00:06:10,250 I've been feeding him cherry vodka martinis all night 135 00:06:10,318 --> 00:06:12,085 So he should be pretty groggy by now. ( growling ) 136 00:06:16,991 --> 00:06:18,458 - ( hisses ) - (players gasp ) 137 00:06:19,694 --> 00:06:21,895 ( snarls ) 138 00:06:21,963 --> 00:06:24,698 Oh jeez! 139 00:06:31,973 --> 00:06:34,107 - Hamon, you do it. - Hell no, man. 140 00:06:34,175 --> 00:06:36,076 Somebody just get his balls out of him. 141 00:06:36,143 --> 00:06:37,744 - Alex, somebody, do something. - Hamon. 142 00:06:37,812 --> 00:06:40,313 Everybody's just looking at me right now and I need help! 143 00:06:40,381 --> 00:06:42,115 Put him on his back. 144 00:06:42,183 --> 00:06:45,452 ( clamoring ) 145 00:06:45,520 --> 00:06:49,022 Step on him! Throw something at him! 146 00:06:49,090 --> 00:06:51,391 ( screaming ) 147 00:06:51,459 --> 00:06:53,727 Don't let him out the door! 148 00:06:55,863 --> 00:06:57,697 - No! - Ho ho ho ho! 149 00:07:00,635 --> 00:07:02,802 It wasn't my fault. It was Moran! 150 00:07:02,870 --> 00:07:05,138 The smell of the hot dogs made him go crazy! You all saw it. 151 00:07:05,206 --> 00:07:07,941 Let's look at this as a blessing in disguise, huh? 152 00:07:08,009 --> 00:07:09,876 Overland loses a mascot, we still win. 153 00:07:09,944 --> 00:07:11,745 - Let's tailgate! - Yeah! 154 00:07:11,812 --> 00:07:15,181 No! I made a promise to this team. 155 00:07:15,249 --> 00:07:17,417 Nobody wins until those badger's balls 156 00:07:17,485 --> 00:07:19,386 are in my mouth. 157 00:07:23,658 --> 00:07:26,793 Wow, coach. You got robbed. 158 00:07:26,861 --> 00:07:30,030 Yeah, I did. By my ex-wife. 159 00:07:30,097 --> 00:07:32,432 Okay, this is how it's gonna work. 160 00:07:32,500 --> 00:07:35,936 You're gonna stay out of my way and I'm gonna stay out of your way. 161 00:07:36,003 --> 00:07:39,239 Hey, coach, as long as I'm able to do my rituals, then I'm good. 162 00:07:39,307 --> 00:07:41,074 Look, I need an ice bath at 10:15. 163 00:07:41,142 --> 00:07:44,044 I need a three-brown-egg omelet at midnight. 164 00:07:44,111 --> 00:07:45,912 I need homemade baklava. 165 00:07:45,980 --> 00:07:48,114 I need three cases of whipped cream. 166 00:07:48,182 --> 00:07:51,952 And I need the thermostat set to 17°C. 167 00:07:52,019 --> 00:07:54,788 None of that Fahrenheit bullshit. ( doorbell rings ) 168 00:07:54,855 --> 00:07:57,591 Oh, hold on. That's probably for me. Don't worry about it. 169 00:07:59,560 --> 00:08:01,094 - Women: Hey! - Oh oh! 170 00:08:01,162 --> 00:08:03,897 Hey, ladies! What's going on? 171 00:08:03,965 --> 00:08:06,700 Hey hey hey, Radon, absolutely not. 172 00:08:06,767 --> 00:08:08,101 It's not gonna happen in my house. 173 00:08:08,169 --> 00:08:10,070 - No. - Hey listen, I'm undefeated 174 00:08:10,137 --> 00:08:12,272 this season, coach, when I do my ritual. 175 00:08:12,340 --> 00:08:14,941 You wouldn't wanna start messing with that, now would you? 176 00:08:15,009 --> 00:08:18,144 - Who are the girls? - They're my chefs. 177 00:08:18,212 --> 00:08:19,546 ( chuckles ) 178 00:08:21,182 --> 00:08:23,216 ( laughing ) 179 00:08:29,690 --> 00:08:32,192 ( badger growling ) 180 00:08:39,333 --> 00:08:42,102 - I hear something. - There's no one here. 181 00:08:43,938 --> 00:08:46,673 ( growling ) 182 00:08:46,741 --> 00:08:47,974 ( gasps ) 183 00:09:06,041 --> 00:09:08,042 Where's the rest of the team? I said 11:00. 184 00:09:08,109 --> 00:09:09,910 We've got a game in the morning. 185 00:09:09,978 --> 00:09:12,046 Shut up and load your tranquilizer rifle. 186 00:09:12,113 --> 00:09:14,114 We had a family of badgers in my yard 187 00:09:14,182 --> 00:09:16,283 when I was growing up. 188 00:09:16,351 --> 00:09:19,286 Those things killed our german shepherd, man. They're dangerous. 189 00:09:19,354 --> 00:09:22,089 Danger is my maiden name, brobeans. ( cocks gun ) 190 00:09:22,157 --> 00:09:23,991 Middle name-- Danger's your middle name. 191 00:09:24,059 --> 00:09:26,427 My middle name is Devlin. 192 00:09:26,494 --> 00:09:29,797 I'll figure something out. I'll call you back, all right? Hey, can you believe this? 193 00:09:29,865 --> 00:09:32,366 They shut down tailgating because of this stupid badg-- 194 00:09:32,434 --> 00:09:34,368 - Hey, whoa! What's going on? - Welcome to the hunt. 195 00:09:34,436 --> 00:09:36,337 The hunt? 196 00:09:36,404 --> 00:09:38,639 This is crazy. That thing just attacked two people. 197 00:09:38,707 --> 00:09:40,074 If inspiring my team is crazy, 198 00:09:40,141 --> 00:09:42,243 then lock me up and throw away the key. 199 00:09:42,310 --> 00:09:44,445 ( goat bleats ) Ahhh! 200 00:09:46,381 --> 00:09:50,684 - Aaaah! What did you just do? - I thought it was the badger. 201 00:09:50,752 --> 00:09:54,388 It's a goat. It looks nothing like a badger. 202 00:09:54,456 --> 00:09:56,357 He's fine. He just gonna sleep for a while. 203 00:09:56,424 --> 00:09:59,293 ( laughing ) 204 00:10:01,029 --> 00:10:03,230 We need to hunt this badger. Let's just go. 205 00:10:03,298 --> 00:10:05,332 Not as easy as it looks. Is it, huh? 206 00:10:05,400 --> 00:10:08,636 Hey, coach, what you still doing up, man? 207 00:10:08,703 --> 00:10:10,437 I never sleep before a game. 208 00:10:10,505 --> 00:10:13,307 Hey, old people need to sleep, man. 209 00:10:13,375 --> 00:10:15,242 Me? I can stay up for days. 210 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:18,012 How are you supposed to coach me tomorrow if you don't got your rest? 211 00:10:18,079 --> 00:10:21,515 Here. Take one of these pills. 212 00:10:21,583 --> 00:10:24,084 Hey, I been doing this before you were born. 213 00:10:24,152 --> 00:10:26,654 I don't need your pills. Leave me alone. 214 00:10:26,721 --> 00:10:28,555 All right, coach. 215 00:10:35,964 --> 00:10:37,831 Have a good night. 216 00:10:43,838 --> 00:10:46,106 Thad: One more thing to remember: 217 00:10:46,174 --> 00:10:49,543 badgers are great climbers, so always look above you. 218 00:10:49,611 --> 00:10:51,612 Hamon: Can I just say one more time, 219 00:10:51,680 --> 00:10:53,614 this is a really bad idea? 220 00:10:53,682 --> 00:10:55,482 He's been crawling for the past three blocks. 221 00:10:55,550 --> 00:10:58,352 Why are we wearing bright orange? 222 00:10:58,420 --> 00:11:00,554 So other hunters don't shoot us. 223 00:11:00,622 --> 00:11:03,123 This is a terrible idea. Badgers kill. 224 00:11:03,191 --> 00:11:05,492 I agree with Hamon. Someone's gonna get hurt. ( twigs snap ) 225 00:11:05,560 --> 00:11:07,695 Shut up. Did you hear that? 226 00:11:07,762 --> 00:11:09,763 What? ( gasps ) 227 00:11:09,831 --> 00:11:12,466 ( woman screams ) 228 00:11:12,534 --> 00:11:15,002 That was a test. Moran, you passed. 229 00:11:15,070 --> 00:11:17,504 - Donnie, Hamon, where are you going? - Hamon: I'm out. 230 00:11:17,572 --> 00:11:19,840 - Woman: Somebody help us! - Where's everybody going? 231 00:11:19,908 --> 00:11:21,442 Cowards! 232 00:11:21,509 --> 00:11:24,011 The thing about protecting a mascot, Mary Jo, 233 00:11:24,079 --> 00:11:27,181 is you gotta expect the unexpected. 234 00:11:27,248 --> 00:11:29,483 What are you doing? 235 00:11:29,551 --> 00:11:32,152 This is a trick I saw on a medical show once. 236 00:11:32,220 --> 00:11:35,689 I used to use it on grandma when she'd O.D. 237 00:11:35,757 --> 00:11:38,025 See, the vaseline, 238 00:11:38,093 --> 00:11:40,761 it loosens up the butthole. 239 00:11:40,829 --> 00:11:43,964 And then 240 00:11:44,032 --> 00:11:47,368 the ice cubes slide right in. 241 00:11:47,435 --> 00:11:49,203 ( grunts ) 242 00:11:49,270 --> 00:11:51,138 - Wait, you did this to grandma? - Yep. 243 00:11:51,206 --> 00:11:53,407 No wonder why she hates us. 244 00:11:53,475 --> 00:11:56,043 Okay, put these on. 245 00:11:56,111 --> 00:11:59,079 I need you to hold the tail up. 246 00:11:59,147 --> 00:12:01,482 Wish I could, but my hands are kind of full. 247 00:12:01,549 --> 00:12:03,484 Sorry. 248 00:12:03,551 --> 00:12:05,486 Mmm! 249 00:12:05,553 --> 00:12:07,955 When we take the field today, 250 00:12:08,023 --> 00:12:09,790 all the talk, 251 00:12:09,858 --> 00:12:13,660 all the distractions, they go away. 252 00:12:13,728 --> 00:12:17,031 Then it's just us 253 00:12:17,098 --> 00:12:22,202 and those ugly ugly shitbags 254 00:12:22,270 --> 00:12:25,706 on the other sideline. 255 00:12:25,774 --> 00:12:27,207 How was that? 256 00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:29,543 Not angry enough. 257 00:12:29,611 --> 00:12:31,578 I'll get there. These pre-game speeches 258 00:12:31,646 --> 00:12:33,414 are a bitch and a half, I'm telling you. 259 00:12:33,481 --> 00:12:35,482 Hey, Radon, 260 00:12:35,550 --> 00:12:38,085 where did all these people come from? 261 00:12:38,153 --> 00:12:40,988 ( laughs ) These are all the people that's been here, coach. 262 00:12:41,056 --> 00:12:44,158 I feel-- I feel drunk. Oh God. 263 00:12:45,860 --> 00:12:47,428 Don't worry about that. 264 00:12:47,495 --> 00:12:50,964 That's just the "e" kicking in, coach. 265 00:12:51,032 --> 00:12:52,833 What's "e"? 266 00:12:52,901 --> 00:12:55,769 Oh, "e" is just something that's gonna relax you. 267 00:12:55,837 --> 00:12:59,173 It'll wear off before game time. 268 00:12:59,240 --> 00:13:01,708 I am missing the biggest tailgate of the year 269 00:13:01,776 --> 00:13:03,877 because we're hunting this stupid badger. 270 00:13:03,945 --> 00:13:05,979 - This is not stupid! - This is stupid! 271 00:13:06,047 --> 00:13:08,415 - Why don't you think of something just once? - Why do we have guns?! 272 00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,684 I swear. 273 00:13:13,154 --> 00:13:15,322 Wait. 274 00:13:15,390 --> 00:13:19,126 Wait. We've been going about this all wrong. 275 00:13:19,194 --> 00:13:21,195 What? 276 00:13:21,262 --> 00:13:24,398 The cops banned tailgating tonight. Why? 277 00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:28,102 - I don't know. - Because badgers are attracted to meat. 278 00:13:28,169 --> 00:13:31,004 We stop hunting the badger and we make the badger come to us. 279 00:13:31,072 --> 00:13:34,141 We tailgate. 280 00:13:34,209 --> 00:13:36,777 That's crazy. 281 00:13:39,948 --> 00:13:42,116 I love it. 282 00:13:42,183 --> 00:13:43,884 ♪ you're a beautiful thing ♪ 283 00:13:46,054 --> 00:13:49,690 ♪ and I'm a beautiful thing. ♪ 284 00:13:49,757 --> 00:13:51,658 ( laughing ) 285 00:13:53,495 --> 00:13:55,329 15 seconds, coach. 286 00:13:55,396 --> 00:13:58,565 Is that all? It felt like I was down there for an hour. 287 00:14:03,872 --> 00:14:06,507 - You know, I'm a blessed man, Radon. - Oh, is that so? 288 00:14:06,574 --> 00:14:08,609 Oh yeah, I mean look at this. 289 00:14:08,676 --> 00:14:11,044 Look at my house here. I own this. 290 00:14:11,112 --> 00:14:13,213 - That's cool, man. - Yeah, it is cool. 291 00:14:13,281 --> 00:14:16,450 Because it tells me that every day that I go to work, 292 00:14:16,518 --> 00:14:19,119 I get paid to do something I love 293 00:14:19,187 --> 00:14:22,489 with people that I love. Not many people can say that. 294 00:14:22,557 --> 00:14:24,958 - Mm-hmm. - Yeah. 295 00:14:25,026 --> 00:14:28,362 I love you, Radon. Oh yeah. 296 00:14:28,429 --> 00:14:31,665 - I love you too, coach. - Oh yeah, come over here. 297 00:14:31,733 --> 00:14:33,700 You know what? And I love our team. 298 00:14:33,768 --> 00:14:35,402 I mean, I love our team too, coach. 299 00:14:35,470 --> 00:14:37,738 I mean, well, everybody except the captain. 300 00:14:37,805 --> 00:14:39,973 The captain? That's who I love the best. 301 00:14:40,041 --> 00:14:43,177 The thing about Thad is, all he does is care. 302 00:14:43,244 --> 00:14:47,181 He'd light his mother on fire if it would help us win a game. 303 00:14:47,248 --> 00:14:50,217 That's why he's the first sophomore that I ever named captain. 304 00:14:50,285 --> 00:14:52,386 Well, I can't wait to be the second. 305 00:14:52,453 --> 00:14:54,154 I love you, Radon, 306 00:14:54,222 --> 00:14:55,856 but you're not captain material. 307 00:14:55,924 --> 00:14:57,824 A captain has to be selfless. 308 00:14:57,892 --> 00:14:59,560 And you're a great athlete, 309 00:14:59,627 --> 00:15:01,828 but all you care about is yourself. 310 00:15:04,199 --> 00:15:07,568 Okay, I'm gonna go under for 30 seconds. 311 00:15:07,635 --> 00:15:09,136 ( gas hisses ) 312 00:15:09,204 --> 00:15:12,673 Okay, can't wait to see that. 313 00:15:12,740 --> 00:15:14,541 Oh! I'm telling you, 314 00:15:14,609 --> 00:15:16,877 the smell of tailgating is just irresistible, 315 00:15:16,945 --> 00:15:19,046 even to a badger. 316 00:15:19,113 --> 00:15:20,981 This is a great idea, Moran. 317 00:15:21,049 --> 00:15:22,883 Who knew you had it in you? 318 00:15:22,951 --> 00:15:24,952 We knew the badger had a lot of vodka. 319 00:15:25,019 --> 00:15:26,887 The next logical step is hot dogs. 320 00:15:26,955 --> 00:15:28,956 Then when he passes out, bam, 321 00:15:29,023 --> 00:15:31,692 I'm eatin' his balls. 322 00:15:31,759 --> 00:15:33,961 - You know? - Totally. 323 00:15:38,800 --> 00:15:40,601 ( sobs ) 324 00:15:40,668 --> 00:15:42,669 Are you okay? 325 00:15:42,737 --> 00:15:45,839 - I'm a shitty captain. - No, you're not. 326 00:15:45,907 --> 00:15:48,976 My team abandoned me. I held that badger up 327 00:15:49,043 --> 00:15:51,144 in front of the entire team 328 00:15:51,212 --> 00:15:54,648 and said, "I'm gonna eat this badger's balls." 329 00:15:54,716 --> 00:15:58,018 If I don't, no one's gonna follow me on that field tomorrow. 330 00:15:58,086 --> 00:16:00,354 Look, don't cry, all right? 331 00:16:00,421 --> 00:16:02,322 Come on. 332 00:16:02,390 --> 00:16:04,558 I mean, there'll be other mascot... 333 00:16:04,626 --> 00:16:08,362 - balls you can eat. - Whatever. 334 00:16:08,429 --> 00:16:12,165 Look, we're gonna find that badger 335 00:16:14,435 --> 00:16:17,738 and you're gonna eat his balls. 336 00:16:17,805 --> 00:16:21,275 And then you're gonna lead us right out onto that field tomorrow. 337 00:16:23,378 --> 00:16:26,246 Right, captain? 338 00:16:26,314 --> 00:16:28,682 You really think so? 339 00:16:31,486 --> 00:16:33,287 The badger doesn't stand a chance. 340 00:16:44,246 --> 00:16:46,047 What in the-- 341 00:16:46,114 --> 00:16:48,482 What up dough, Big J? 342 00:16:48,550 --> 00:16:52,019 - Where's coach? - Well... ( laughs ) 343 00:16:57,826 --> 00:16:59,727 Jesus Christ, Marty! 344 00:17:02,664 --> 00:17:04,632 It's game time. 345 00:17:08,704 --> 00:17:11,272 All right, this is the one. 346 00:17:12,874 --> 00:17:15,042 ( loud squelch ) 347 00:17:17,746 --> 00:17:19,880 Well, I'm out of ideas. 348 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:23,217 Big brother to the rescue once again. 349 00:17:24,853 --> 00:17:26,921 Oh, and here we go. 350 00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:30,558 Shadda-bap bah-da. Bingo. Yeah. 351 00:17:30,625 --> 00:17:32,860 Oh, what do we got here? 352 00:17:32,928 --> 00:17:34,729 No no no, that's a bad idea. 353 00:17:34,796 --> 00:17:36,864 I can save this goat. 354 00:17:36,932 --> 00:17:39,166 You're just gonna have to trust your big brother. 355 00:17:39,234 --> 00:17:40,801 Can you do that? 356 00:17:42,237 --> 00:17:44,772 One... 357 00:17:44,840 --> 00:17:46,707 Two... 358 00:17:46,775 --> 00:17:49,777 Three! ( bleats ) 359 00:17:49,845 --> 00:17:52,513 - I did it, oh my God. - I did it! Yes, I did it. 360 00:17:52,581 --> 00:17:55,116 - Mary Jo: We did it. - Yeah! I did it! 361 00:17:55,183 --> 00:17:57,785 - I'm sorry. - You owe me so much. I did it! 362 00:17:57,853 --> 00:17:59,854 - ( bleats ) - ( snarls ) 363 00:18:02,524 --> 00:18:06,193 ( both scream ) 364 00:18:06,261 --> 00:18:10,131 Man on radio: ...A few hours away from kickoff as this bitter rivalry 365 00:18:10,198 --> 00:18:12,933 adds another chapter to its colorful history. ( cell phone ringing ) 366 00:18:13,001 --> 00:18:15,336 Yes, football fans, the grudge between... 367 00:18:19,174 --> 00:18:21,876 Hey, Mary Jo, what's up? 368 00:18:21,943 --> 00:18:24,612 ...Quarterback Radon Randell and Thad Castle stick it to... 369 00:18:24,679 --> 00:18:26,781 What? 370 00:18:26,848 --> 00:18:29,517 - Where's the badger? - You just missed him. 371 00:18:29,584 --> 00:18:32,386 Holy shit! 372 00:18:32,454 --> 00:18:34,121 Did the badger do that? 373 00:18:34,189 --> 00:18:36,957 - Is that the goat? - What's left of him. 374 00:18:37,025 --> 00:18:40,661 Oh, this is all my fault. The team is gonna hate me so much. 375 00:18:40,729 --> 00:18:43,063 The team's gonna hate her even more. 376 00:18:43,131 --> 00:18:45,399 Wait a second. 377 00:18:45,467 --> 00:18:48,936 - We might be able to fix this. - All: Really? 378 00:18:49,004 --> 00:18:51,572 No, not you two. We're good. 379 00:18:51,640 --> 00:18:54,141 - We're good? - She shouldn't be in charge of the mascot. 380 00:18:54,209 --> 00:18:56,110 It's just too much responsibility for her. 381 00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:58,661 - How ya doing, coach? - I feel great. 382 00:18:58,829 --> 00:19:02,864 That's the first good night's sleep I've had before a game in 25 years. 383 00:19:02,932 --> 00:19:04,930 That's what I'm talking about-- me and Marty D. 384 00:19:05,068 --> 00:19:07,536 Gettin' sleep, savin' the world. 385 00:19:07,604 --> 00:19:10,005 Hey hey, what happened last night, 386 00:19:10,073 --> 00:19:12,408 and what was said last night, 387 00:19:12,475 --> 00:19:15,144 that stays between you and me. 388 00:19:15,211 --> 00:19:16,645 Oh, of course, coach. 389 00:19:16,713 --> 00:19:18,414 Hey, but listen, 390 00:19:18,481 --> 00:19:20,749 if we win, 391 00:19:20,817 --> 00:19:22,985 I think you and I found a new ritual. 392 00:19:24,487 --> 00:19:26,255 Come on, coach. 393 00:19:26,323 --> 00:19:28,123 ( mimics hiss ) 394 00:19:28,191 --> 00:19:31,193 Players: Eat the balls. Eat the balls! 395 00:19:31,261 --> 00:19:33,295 Eat the balls! Eat the balls! 396 00:19:33,363 --> 00:19:36,298 They look a little big to be badger balls. 397 00:19:36,366 --> 00:19:38,834 They look more like donkey balls or sheep balls. 398 00:19:38,902 --> 00:19:41,704 Nope. This badger had big-ass balls. 399 00:19:41,771 --> 00:19:44,873 - That's why he was so hard to catch. - What's going on here? 400 00:19:44,941 --> 00:19:46,842 Just cooking up some badger balls, coach. 401 00:19:48,745 --> 00:19:50,913 Badger balls, Radon. 402 00:19:50,980 --> 00:19:53,515 Now that's a captain. 403 00:19:53,583 --> 00:19:58,253 Yesterday, some of you lost faith in me and it hurt, 404 00:19:58,321 --> 00:20:00,856 but I hope that this proves I'm a captain worthy 405 00:20:00,924 --> 00:20:02,725 of leading you out on the field today. 406 00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:04,993 ( all cheer ) 407 00:20:10,233 --> 00:20:13,936 Now who's gonna eat this other badger ball with me? 408 00:20:14,003 --> 00:20:15,537 Ooh. 409 00:20:15,605 --> 00:20:18,974 I'll eat the other ball. I'd be honored to. 410 00:20:19,042 --> 00:20:21,577 Thank you, Radon. That's very nice of you. 411 00:20:21,644 --> 00:20:24,747 I now hereby award this badger ball to... 412 00:20:26,182 --> 00:20:28,984 - Alex Moran! - Yeah! 413 00:20:29,052 --> 00:20:31,453 ( chanting ) Eat the balls! Eat the balls! 414 00:20:31,521 --> 00:20:33,021 - Are you serious right now? - I'm begging you. 415 00:20:34,134 --> 00:20:37,036 - You owe me. - I know 416 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:41,204 Eat the balls! Eat the balls! Eat the balls! 417 00:20:44,010 --> 00:20:45,522 ( laughing ) 418 00:20:50,455 --> 00:20:51,230 ( gags, coughs ) 419 00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:17,500 Sync by Alex1969 www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net 32242

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