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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:04,265 - THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT! 2 00:00:06,702 --> 00:00:09,835 ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP, GUYS. 3 00:00:09,879 --> 00:00:11,837 THAT GAME YOU PLAYED OUT THERE TODAY 4 00:00:11,881 --> 00:00:13,709 WAS PERFECT! 5 00:00:13,752 --> 00:00:15,363 Players: YEAH! 6 00:00:15,406 --> 00:00:17,974 THOSE PUSSIES WANTED NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU-- 7 00:00:18,018 --> 00:00:21,499 - NOTHING! 8 00:00:21,543 --> 00:00:23,023 YOU PLAYED LIKE A FAMILY. 9 00:00:23,066 --> 00:00:25,112 YOU PLAYED LIKE BROTHERS. 10 00:00:25,155 --> 00:00:26,852 I'VE NEVER HAD A BROTHER, COACH. 11 00:00:26,896 --> 00:00:30,117 WELL, THAD, TODAY YOU HAVE A LOCKER ROOM FULL OF BROTHERS. 12 00:00:30,160 --> 00:00:33,033 HEY, COACH, CAN I SAY SOMETHING TO THE TEAM? 13 00:00:33,076 --> 00:00:35,209 RADON, THE WAY YOU PLAYED TODAY-- YOU CAN SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT. 14 00:00:35,252 --> 00:00:37,124 - COME ON OUT HERE. - THANKS, MAN. 15 00:00:37,167 --> 00:00:39,300 YO, I WANT EVERYBODY TO TUNE INTO 16 00:00:39,343 --> 00:00:41,563 MY NEW TV SHOW I'VE GOT COMING OUT THIS WEEK. 17 00:00:41,606 --> 00:00:44,392 IT'S CALLED "DREAMS WITH RADON RANDELL," 18 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,002 PEOPLE CALL IN WITH QUESTIONS, 19 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:48,091 AND I ANSWER THEM IN AN INSPIRATIONAL WAY. 20 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:52,313 WEEKNIGHTS, 10:00 P.M. "DREAMS WITH RADON RANDELL." 21 00:00:52,356 --> 00:00:54,402 BE THERE. 22 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:56,143 WOW, I'M INSPIRED ALREADY. 23 00:00:56,186 --> 00:00:57,840 OKAY, LET'S HIT THE SHOWERS. 24 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,146 Thad: SHOWERS! 25 00:00:59,189 --> 00:01:01,104 BACK ALIMONY? 26 00:01:01,148 --> 00:01:03,846 WELL, WHEN WARREN AND I GOT MARRIED, 27 00:01:03,889 --> 00:01:07,023 YOU STILL OWED ME $60,000. 28 00:01:07,067 --> 00:01:08,459 THAT MONEY DOESN'T JUST GO AWAY. 29 00:01:08,503 --> 00:01:11,941 I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU TWO. 30 00:01:11,984 --> 00:01:15,118 I'M WINNING, AND IT PISSES YOU OFF 31 00:01:15,162 --> 00:01:17,642 BECAUSE IT MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR YOU TO GET RID OF ME. 32 00:01:17,686 --> 00:01:21,124 WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEXICO FOR A NICE VACATION WITH THE MONEY? 33 00:01:21,168 --> 00:01:22,952 - Debra: I LOVE IT. - Warren: OH, I LOVE YOU. 34 00:01:22,995 --> 00:01:24,258 I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU DO. 35 00:01:24,301 --> 00:01:26,869 DON'T FORGET TO DRINK THE WATER. 36 00:01:26,912 --> 00:01:28,131 BRO. 37 00:01:29,176 --> 00:01:31,482 - BRO. - Radon: COME ON, MAN, 38 00:01:31,526 --> 00:01:33,136 WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT? YOU AIN'T GOT NO DREAMS? 39 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:35,921 - EVERYBODY GOT DREAMS. WHAT'S YOUR DREAM? - BRO. 40 00:01:35,965 --> 00:01:39,664 ♪ YOU KNOW I REALLY NEED YOU, BABY ♪ 41 00:01:39,708 --> 00:01:43,277 ♪ AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ♪ 42 00:01:43,320 --> 00:01:47,063 ♪ YOU KNOW I REALLY WANT YOU, BABY... ♪ 43 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:49,152 I'D LIKE TO BANG THE DEAN'S WIFE THOUGH. 44 00:01:49,196 --> 00:01:51,198 NOW SEE, THAT'S A FANTASTICDREAM. 45 00:01:51,241 --> 00:01:53,504 CALL INTO MY SHOW AND I'LL SEE IF I CAN'T MAKE THAT HAPPEN FOR YOU. 46 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,593 NO NO, I-- I'LL JUST HANDLE THAT ON MY OWN. 47 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:57,813 BRO. 48 00:01:57,856 --> 00:02:01,164 HEY, DO YOU THINK NOW THAT WE'RE BROS THAT MAKES ME HALF BLACK? 49 00:02:01,208 --> 00:02:04,298 - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 50 00:02:07,692 --> 00:02:11,087 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 51 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:15,265 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 52 00:02:15,309 --> 00:02:18,268 - ♪ HELL YEAH - ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW 53 00:02:18,312 --> 00:02:21,924 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 54 00:02:21,967 --> 00:02:24,144 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW ♪ 55 00:02:24,187 --> 00:02:27,059 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 56 00:02:27,103 --> 00:02:30,106 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW. 57 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:35,198 ♪ FRIES ON THE SIDE 58 00:02:35,242 --> 00:02:38,767 ♪ TO MAKE ME JEALOUS 59 00:02:41,378 --> 00:02:43,641 ♪ YOU'RE THE MUSTARD 60 00:02:43,685 --> 00:02:47,950 - ♪ I'M THE RELISH... - Woman: OH. 61 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:52,302 ♪ I WISH I COULD FORGET ♪ 62 00:02:52,346 --> 00:02:56,263 - ♪ WHAT YOU DID... - YEAH. 63 00:02:56,306 --> 00:02:58,656 OKAY, LADIES! ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO! 64 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,006 IT'S TIME TO GET BACK TO THE PRACTICE! LET'S GO! 65 00:03:01,050 --> 00:03:04,184 WHOA. HONK HONK! 66 00:03:04,227 --> 00:03:08,623 HEY, MUSIC CLASS IS IN BUILDING C, PAL, SO... 67 00:03:08,666 --> 00:03:12,757 BANG IT. 68 00:03:12,801 --> 00:03:15,064 ♪ LA LA LA LA LA 69 00:03:15,107 --> 00:03:18,850 ♪ AHH AHH-HH. 70 00:03:18,894 --> 00:03:21,288 OKAY, THANK YOU, BUDDY. GOOD DAY. 71 00:03:21,331 --> 00:03:23,725 TAKE IT EASY, PAL. GOODBYE. 72 00:03:23,768 --> 00:03:25,944 SEE YOU NEVER. ADIOS. 73 00:03:25,988 --> 00:03:28,208 LADIES, LET'S GET BACK TO CHEERLEADING. 74 00:03:28,251 --> 00:03:30,297 COME ON, TIME FOR PRACTICE. OKAY! 75 00:03:30,340 --> 00:03:32,299 HE'S SO SENSITIVE... 76 00:03:32,342 --> 00:03:34,257 - HELLO! I'M RIGHT HERE. - ...AND SKINNY. 77 00:03:34,301 --> 00:03:37,652 "AND THE DUCK LAID AN EGG, AND SO DID THE HEN, 78 00:03:37,695 --> 00:03:40,872 AND THE WHOLE WIDE FARM WAS HAPPY AGAIN." 79 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:44,789 THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING. 80 00:03:44,833 --> 00:03:47,270 REMEMBER, READING IS IMPORTANT. 81 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:50,665 I JUST GOTTA SAY-- AND YOU TELL ME IF I'M OUT OF LINE-- 82 00:03:50,708 --> 00:03:52,580 YOU BROUGHT THAT BOOK TO LIFE. 83 00:03:52,623 --> 00:03:55,626 I WAS ON THAT FARM, YOU KNOW, WITH THE HENS AND THE-- 84 00:03:55,670 --> 00:03:57,106 I'M ALEX MORAN. 85 00:03:57,149 --> 00:03:58,803 OH, ALEX MORAN-- 86 00:03:58,847 --> 00:04:01,023 THE QUARTERBACK THAT LOST THE CYPRESS BOWL LAST YEAR? 87 00:04:01,066 --> 00:04:04,331 OH. "LOST" IS SO HARSH. 88 00:04:04,374 --> 00:04:06,289 I LIKE TO THINK I "UN-WON" THAT GAME. 89 00:04:06,333 --> 00:04:09,423 WAIT, YOU DON'T HAPPEN TO BE DEAN SIMON'S WIFE? 90 00:04:09,466 --> 00:04:11,207 OH, CUT THE BULLSHIT. 91 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:13,209 OKAY. 92 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,994 I WANT TO TAKE YOU TO A PARTY TONIGHT. I THINK IT'D BE FUN. 93 00:04:16,038 --> 00:04:18,170 HOW HIGH ARE YOU? 94 00:04:18,214 --> 00:04:20,216 I'M NOT HIGH. 95 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,392 WHY, YOU WANT TO GET HIGH? WE CAN GET HIGH. 96 00:04:22,436 --> 00:04:24,394 YEAH, I THINK I'LL PASS. 97 00:04:24,438 --> 00:04:27,702 HAVE FUN SITTING ON THE BENCH THIS SEASON. 98 00:04:27,745 --> 00:04:30,226 OKAY, BUT IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, I MEAN, 99 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,315 IT'S TONIGHT AT THE GOAT HOUSE. 100 00:04:32,359 --> 00:04:34,186 BRING YOUR FRIENDS. 101 00:04:34,230 --> 00:04:36,363 - DREAMS! - ♪ WHAT I DO IS FOR YOU 102 00:04:36,406 --> 00:04:38,582 - ♪ UH, YEAH... - HELLO, CALLER. 103 00:04:38,626 --> 00:04:42,194 - ♪ UH-HUH, EVERYBODY - ♪ YOU GOT TO HOLD ON 104 00:04:42,238 --> 00:04:43,457 - ♪ HOLD ON... - Radon: DREAMS! 105 00:04:43,500 --> 00:04:45,589 ♪ DREAMS CAN COME TRUE 106 00:04:45,633 --> 00:04:47,417 OH, HELLO. 107 00:04:47,461 --> 00:04:49,419 I'M RADON RANDELL, 108 00:04:49,463 --> 00:04:51,421 AND YOU'RE WATCHING "DREAMS." 109 00:04:51,465 --> 00:04:54,250 EVERY SATURDAY I INSPIRE YOU ON THE FIELD. 110 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,731 NOW LET ME INSPIRE YOU IN YOUR EVERYDAY LIFE. 111 00:04:58,123 --> 00:04:59,995 OH, SEEMS WE HAVE A CALLER. 112 00:05:00,038 --> 00:05:02,476 - HELLO, CALLER. YOU'RE ON WITH RADON. 113 00:05:02,519 --> 00:05:05,261 Mary Jo: Hey, my name is... Sister. 114 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:06,958 WHAT'S UP, SISTER? 115 00:05:07,002 --> 00:05:09,613 Well, my brother and I have a special relationship. 116 00:05:09,657 --> 00:05:12,312 He grabs my boobs in public and honks them. 117 00:05:12,355 --> 00:05:13,574 WHAT? 118 00:05:13,617 --> 00:05:16,838 We fake blow each other a lot. 119 00:05:16,881 --> 00:05:19,057 We fake bang at parties. 120 00:05:19,101 --> 00:05:21,451 Well, anyway, it's starting to get in the way of me meeting guys. 121 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,105 I BET. 122 00:05:23,148 --> 00:05:24,889 So what should I do? 123 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:27,022 WAIT, YOU SAID THIS IS YOUR BROTHER WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, RIGHT? 124 00:05:27,065 --> 00:05:28,937 - Uh-huh. - ALL RIGHT, WELL HEY, 125 00:05:28,980 --> 00:05:31,156 YOU'VE GOT TO LIVE YOUR DREAMS. 126 00:05:31,200 --> 00:05:33,724 AND YOUR DREAMS TELL YOU THAT YOU WANT TO MEET GUYS, 127 00:05:33,768 --> 00:05:36,248 THEN YOU'VE GOT TO STOP FAKE BANGING YOUR BROTHER 128 00:05:36,292 --> 00:05:37,989 AT PARTIES AND MEET GUYS. 129 00:05:38,033 --> 00:05:40,731 LOVE, INSPIRATION... 130 00:05:40,775 --> 00:05:43,473 - ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD ON - ...DREAMS. 131 00:05:43,517 --> 00:05:46,520 Man: ♪ BREATH ON MY BREATH 132 00:05:46,563 --> 00:05:52,395 ♪ IT LEAVES ME BREATHLESS 133 00:05:52,439 --> 00:05:55,180 ♪ I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU MY HEART WAS NOT ONE ♪ 134 00:05:55,224 --> 00:05:58,575 ♪ YOU WANT TO MESS WITH... ♪ 135 00:05:58,619 --> 00:06:00,969 WHAT'S WITH THE BREATHLESS WONDER? 136 00:06:01,012 --> 00:06:03,667 DUDE, THAT GUY PULLS SERIOUS BEAVE. 137 00:06:03,711 --> 00:06:06,191 HE SANG ME A SONG THE OTHER DAY ABOUT A GIRL'S FRECKLES. 138 00:06:06,235 --> 00:06:07,845 I WAS BAWLING MY EYES OUT. 139 00:06:07,889 --> 00:06:09,543 OF COURSE YOU WERE. 140 00:06:09,586 --> 00:06:11,936 ♪ YOUR HEART SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN ONE ♪ 141 00:06:11,980 --> 00:06:13,808 - ♪ THAT I SHOULD HAVE MESSED WITH. ♪ - WHOA! YEAH YEAH. 142 00:06:13,851 --> 00:06:15,592 SAMMY, WHAT THE HELL? 143 00:06:15,636 --> 00:06:18,421 I'M SORRY. KEEP PLAYING. 144 00:06:18,465 --> 00:06:20,336 WHAT'S GOING ON? YOU ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN I FAKE BLOW YOU. 145 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:21,468 WHAT? NO, I DON'T. 146 00:06:21,511 --> 00:06:23,731 BECAUSE OF HIM? 147 00:06:23,774 --> 00:06:26,081 HEY, MAN, I'M DANDO. 148 00:06:26,124 --> 00:06:27,430 - YEAH? - YEAH. 149 00:06:27,474 --> 00:06:29,432 DANDO WHAT? 150 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:32,609 THAT'S IT. JUST ONE NAME-- DANDO. 151 00:06:32,653 --> 00:06:34,568 WOW, THAT IS SO COOL. 152 00:06:34,611 --> 00:06:37,092 - HEY, YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME? - YEAH. 153 00:06:37,135 --> 00:06:39,399 IT'S STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER. 154 00:06:39,442 --> 00:06:41,662 BANG IT. 155 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:46,406 ♪ BREATH ON YOUR BREATH 156 00:06:46,449 --> 00:06:50,584 ♪ TO LEAVE YOU BREATHLESS... ♪ 157 00:06:50,627 --> 00:06:52,586 ♪ GET KRUNK, GET KRUNK, BOUNCE OFF THE FLO' ♪ 158 00:06:52,629 --> 00:06:55,110 ♪ STEP CLAP WITH IT, LEAN BACK, SHOULDER ROLL ♪ 159 00:06:55,153 --> 00:06:57,591 ♪ BRUSH THE DIRT OFF YOUR SHOULDER, KEEP IT CLEAN FO' SHO' ♪ 160 00:06:57,634 --> 00:06:59,506 ♪ DO A DOUGHNUT IN YOUR WHIP, MAKE THE ALPINES BLOW ♪ 161 00:06:59,549 --> 00:07:02,465 ♪ YOU CAN DO IT LIKE THAT, NOW EVERYBODY GO ♪ 162 00:07:02,509 --> 00:07:04,598 ♪ HEY, WHOA WHOA WHOA 163 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:07,470 ♪ HEY, COME ON, WHOA WHOA WHOA ♪ 164 00:07:07,514 --> 00:07:09,559 ♪ PUT YOUR HANDS UP LIKE WHOA WHOA ♪ 165 00:07:09,603 --> 00:07:12,127 ♪ HURRY UP AND STAND UP LIKE WHOA WHOA... ♪ 166 00:07:12,170 --> 00:07:14,477 ALEX! 167 00:07:14,521 --> 00:07:16,566 DEBRA, YOU MADE IT... 168 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:18,568 BARELY. 169 00:07:18,612 --> 00:07:21,963 BARTENDER, TWO SHOTS. 170 00:07:22,006 --> 00:07:23,704 WELCOME TO THE GOAT HOUSE. 171 00:07:23,747 --> 00:07:26,707 PLEASE, IT'S NOT LIKE I HAVEN'T BEEN HERE BEFORE. 172 00:07:26,750 --> 00:07:29,710 I WAS BANGING GUYS ON THE FRONT LAWN 173 00:07:29,753 --> 00:07:32,669 LONG BEFORE YOU WERE BORN. 174 00:07:32,713 --> 00:07:35,672 WELL, SHALL WE RETIRE TO THE FRONT LAWN THEN? 175 00:07:36,847 --> 00:07:38,545 YOU GOT A BATHROOM THAT WE CAN DO IT IN? 176 00:07:38,588 --> 00:07:40,634 - YEAH. YEAH, OF COURSE. - COME ON. 177 00:07:40,677 --> 00:07:43,767 - OKAY. - ♪ WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA. ♪ 178 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,957 - HI, THAD. - HI. 179 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:12,404 - BYE, THAD. - BYE. 180 00:08:12,448 --> 00:08:15,190 ♪ YOU LEFT SUNBURNS ON MY FACE ♪ 181 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:18,541 ♪ YOUR LOVE WAS BRIGHT, BRIGHT THAT DAY ♪ 182 00:08:18,585 --> 00:08:20,674 ♪ HOW COULD THIS BE... 183 00:08:20,717 --> 00:08:22,806 MORNING, CAP'N. 184 00:08:22,850 --> 00:08:24,460 DO YOU KNOW WHO THAT WAS? 185 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,070 YEAH, IT'S THE DEAN'S WIFE. 186 00:08:26,114 --> 00:08:28,508 SHE WAS CLASSY. 187 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:30,466 OH, YOU NEED A NEW SINK UPSTAIRS, BY THE WAY. 188 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:32,424 BRO, SHE'S NOT JUST THE DEAN'S WIFE. 189 00:08:32,468 --> 00:08:34,035 SHE'S COACH'S EX-WIFE, 190 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:37,255 BRO. 191 00:08:38,430 --> 00:08:40,955 HE DON'T HAVE TO KNOW. 192 00:08:40,998 --> 00:08:43,479 BRO, I GOTTA TELL. 193 00:08:43,523 --> 00:08:46,003 NO, THAD, YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL COACH. 194 00:08:46,047 --> 00:08:47,570 - I GOTTA TELL HIM. - NO NO NO. 195 00:08:47,614 --> 00:08:49,659 - I-- - BRO CODE. 196 00:08:49,703 --> 00:08:53,097 WE'RE BROTHERS, RIGHT? BRO'S DON'T TELL ON OTHER BROS. 197 00:08:53,141 --> 00:08:54,577 YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME ABOUT THE BRO CODE. 198 00:08:54,621 --> 00:08:56,492 I PRETTY MUCH INVENTED IT. 199 00:08:56,536 --> 00:08:59,234 YOUR SECRET'S SAFE WITH ME. 200 00:09:00,583 --> 00:09:02,237 DID YOU SPLOOGE? 201 00:09:07,329 --> 00:09:09,287 I FEEL LIKE I'M LOSING MY SISTER. 202 00:09:09,331 --> 00:09:11,289 YESTERDAY SHE GOT PISSED AT ME 203 00:09:11,333 --> 00:09:13,422 'CAUSE I WAS HONKING HER BOOBS AND FAKE BLOWING HER. 204 00:09:13,465 --> 00:09:15,119 WHY WERE YOU HONKING HER BOOBS? 205 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:17,252 THAT'S OUR THING. WE'VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE WE WERE LITTLE KIDS. 206 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,254 THEN THAT PRICK DANDO COMES ALONG AND-- 207 00:09:19,297 --> 00:09:22,823 LOOK, THE THING ABOUT GUYS LIKE DANDO IS THAT THE POWER IS IN THEIR GUITAR. 208 00:09:22,866 --> 00:09:24,128 YOU GET THE GUITAR OUT OF HIS HANDS, 209 00:09:24,172 --> 00:09:25,869 I GUARANTEE YOU MARY JO WILL LOSE INTEREST. 210 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:27,958 HEY, COFFEE BREAK'S OVER. 211 00:09:28,002 --> 00:09:30,439 GET IN THERE NOW. 212 00:09:30,482 --> 00:09:32,702 WOW, HE LOOKS PISSED. 213 00:09:32,746 --> 00:09:36,097 I KNOW. SHIT. I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT? 214 00:09:39,491 --> 00:09:41,624 BRO, DOES COACH KNOW? 215 00:09:41,668 --> 00:09:43,844 BRO, IF HE FOUND OUT, HE'D MACHETE YOUR ASS. 216 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:46,934 DEBRA AND HIM DIVORCED FIVE YEARS AGO. I HEARD IT WAS A BLOODBATH. 217 00:09:46,977 --> 00:09:49,763 THAT YEAR, A PLAYER MYSTERIOUSLY LOST HIS SCHOLARSHIP 218 00:09:49,806 --> 00:09:52,461 WHEN COACH OVERHEARD HIM MENTION THAT DEBRA HAD KILLER TITTIES, BRO. 219 00:09:52,504 --> 00:09:55,246 HE CAN NEVER FIND OUT. 220 00:09:55,290 --> 00:09:56,857 SHIT. 221 00:09:57,945 --> 00:09:59,947 WHAT WAS THAT ALL ABOUT, BRO? 222 00:09:59,990 --> 00:10:02,689 CAN'T SAY. BRO CODE. 223 00:10:03,951 --> 00:10:06,867 OKAY, SO A BRO OF MINE-- I CAN'T SAY WHO, 224 00:10:06,910 --> 00:10:09,478 BUT SOMEBODY'S SCREWING SOMEBODY'S EX-WIFE. 225 00:10:09,521 --> 00:10:11,349 BUT THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY. THAT'S IT. 226 00:10:11,393 --> 00:10:12,873 WELL, WHICH BRO IS YOUR BRO-- 227 00:10:12,916 --> 00:10:15,092 THE BRO DOING THE BANGING OR THE BRO WITH THE EX-WIFE? 228 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,965 I GUESS THEY'RE BOTH MY BROS. 229 00:10:18,008 --> 00:10:21,751 SOUNDS LIKE YOU GOT YOURSELF A MORAL DILEMMA, BRO. 230 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,714 OH WOW. 231 00:10:27,757 --> 00:10:29,629 THERE'S MY SEXY LITTLE QUARTERBACK. 232 00:10:29,672 --> 00:10:31,456 HOLY SHIT. 233 00:10:31,500 --> 00:10:33,937 LOOK, I HAD A LOT OF FUN THE OTHER NIGHT, 234 00:10:33,981 --> 00:10:37,201 BUT I HAD NO IDEA THAT YOU WERE THE COACH'S EX-WIFE. 235 00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:40,552 AND IF HE FINDS OUT, I'M-- HE'LL KILL ME. 236 00:10:40,596 --> 00:10:42,990 HIM FINDING OUT IS A RISK YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE. 237 00:10:45,383 --> 00:10:47,255 DON'T YOU LIKE TAKING RISKS? 238 00:10:48,909 --> 00:10:50,127 MM-HMM. 239 00:10:51,389 --> 00:10:52,869 UM... 240 00:10:56,090 --> 00:10:57,787 WOW. 241 00:10:57,831 --> 00:11:01,399 THEN WE'RE GONNA HAVE A LOT OF FUN TOGETHER. 242 00:11:01,443 --> 00:11:03,401 NOW STOP THINKING WITH THIS... 243 00:11:03,445 --> 00:11:05,273 MM-HMM. 244 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:07,971 ...AND START THINKING WITH THIS. 245 00:11:08,015 --> 00:11:10,104 - OKAY. YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. - UH-HUH. 246 00:11:10,147 --> 00:11:12,410 - DREAMS! - ♪ WHAT I DO IS FOR YOU 247 00:11:12,454 --> 00:11:14,630 - ♪ UH YEAH... - HELLO, CALLER. 248 00:11:14,674 --> 00:11:17,894 - ♪ UH-HUH, EVERYBODY - ♪ YOU GOT TO HOLD ON 249 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:19,635 - ♪ HOLD ON... - Radon: DREAMS! 250 00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:22,856 ♪ DREAMS CAN COME TRUE. 251 00:11:22,899 --> 00:11:24,205 HELLO THERE. 252 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:25,989 I'M RADON RANDELL 253 00:11:26,033 --> 00:11:27,991 AND YOU'RE WATCHING "DREAMS." 254 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:33,040 HELLO, CALLER. HOW CAN I MAKE YOUR DREAM COME TRUE? 255 00:11:33,083 --> 00:11:36,043 Thad: Hello, this is Chad. 256 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:38,349 I'm having bro-code loyalty issues. 257 00:11:38,393 --> 00:11:41,091 PLEASE STATE YOUR PROBLEM IN THE FORM OF A DREAM. 258 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:44,007 One of my bros slept with another bro's ex-wife, 259 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,706 and my dream is that you'll tell me what to do about it. 260 00:11:46,749 --> 00:11:49,839 OKAY, NOW THE BRO CODE-- THAT CAN BE COMPLEX, 261 00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:52,320 BUT HOLD ON, I'M GONNA BREAK IT DOWN FOR YOU. 262 00:11:52,363 --> 00:11:54,061 NOW FIRST OF ALL, 263 00:11:54,104 --> 00:11:56,933 IF YOU RUN INTO A STICKY SITUATION WITH TWO BROS, 264 00:11:56,977 --> 00:11:58,848 THEN YOU HAVE TO BE MOST LOYAL TO THE ONE 265 00:11:58,892 --> 00:12:01,808 THAT CAN DO THE MOST DAMAGE TO YOU, ALL RIGHT? 266 00:12:01,851 --> 00:12:03,984 LOVE, INSPIRATION... 267 00:12:04,027 --> 00:12:06,900 - ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD ON - ...DREAMS. 268 00:12:06,943 --> 00:12:09,859 ♪ BREATH ON YOUR BREATH 269 00:12:09,903 --> 00:12:13,907 ♪ TO LEAVE ME BREATHLESS 270 00:12:15,909 --> 00:12:19,260 ♪ I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU MY HEART WAS NOT ONE ♪ 271 00:12:19,303 --> 00:12:22,785 ♪ YOU SHOULD MESS WITH 272 00:12:24,308 --> 00:12:27,268 ♪ STILL I CAN'T FORGET 273 00:12:27,311 --> 00:12:31,098 ♪ WHAT YOU DID... 274 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,367 - WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM? - WHAT'S MYPROBLEM? 275 00:12:39,410 --> 00:12:42,979 HE'S MY PROBLEM AND YOU'RE MY PROBLEM. YOU USED TO BE FUN 276 00:12:43,023 --> 00:12:45,852 AND NOW ALL YOU DO IS SIT AROUND AND LISTEN TO SHITTY GUYS 277 00:12:45,895 --> 00:12:48,506 PLAYING SHITTY MUSIC ON THEIR SHITTY GUITARS. 278 00:12:48,550 --> 00:12:51,771 THIS GUITAR COST MY DAD $7,000. 279 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,685 OH GREAT! HE'S RICH TOO. 280 00:12:53,729 --> 00:12:56,645 YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU CAN HAVE HER, DANDO. 281 00:12:56,688 --> 00:12:58,386 GOOD LUCK TO THE BOTH OF YOU. 282 00:12:58,429 --> 00:13:00,823 GOOD. GO. SEE IF I CARE. 283 00:13:00,867 --> 00:13:03,652 YOU'RE SO IMMATURE SOMETIMES! 284 00:13:03,695 --> 00:13:07,482 HEY, BRO, COACH WANTS TO SEE YOU IN HIS OFFICE. 285 00:13:07,525 --> 00:13:09,484 ABOUT WHAT? 286 00:13:09,527 --> 00:13:11,921 I WANT TO TELL YOU BUT I CAN'T-- 287 00:13:11,965 --> 00:13:13,880 BRO CODE. 288 00:13:25,456 --> 00:13:27,458 SIT DOWN, ALEX. 289 00:13:33,160 --> 00:13:35,205 DID YOU HUMP MY WIFE? 290 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:38,774 NO. 291 00:13:38,818 --> 00:13:43,126 OKAY, I'M GONNA ASK AGAIN, ONLY THIS TIME LOUDER. 292 00:13:43,170 --> 00:13:45,781 DID YOU HUMP MY WIFE? 293 00:13:45,825 --> 00:13:48,958 OH, TECHNICALLY SHE'S NOT YOUR WIFE. 294 00:13:49,002 --> 00:13:50,960 OKAY, IT WAS NOTHING. IT WAS NOTHING. 295 00:13:51,004 --> 00:13:53,136 - IT WAS ONLY LIKE EIGHT OR NINE TIMES. - Players: OH! 296 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:56,226 GEE, I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE. 297 00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,012 I THOUGHT YOU HATED THE DEAN. 298 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:00,970 LOOK, I'M SORRY. IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. 299 00:14:01,014 --> 00:14:03,146 NO, IT'S NOT. YOU'RE GONNA KEEP HUMPING HER. 300 00:14:03,190 --> 00:14:04,539 I REALLY DON'T WANT TO. 301 00:14:04,582 --> 00:14:06,062 I CAN TAKE AWAY YOUR SCHOLARSHIP 302 00:14:06,106 --> 00:14:08,021 JUST AS EASILY AS I GAVE IT TO YOU. 303 00:14:08,064 --> 00:14:09,718 I'M CALLING THE SHOTS HERE NOW, BUDDY BOY. 304 00:14:09,761 --> 00:14:11,154 - YOU GET IT? - YEAH. 305 00:14:11,198 --> 00:14:14,157 SO YOU'RE GONNA KEEP HUMPING DEBRA 306 00:14:14,201 --> 00:14:16,029 AND THE NEXT TIME YOU'RE IN BED WITH HER, 307 00:14:16,072 --> 00:14:18,901 YOU'RE GOING TO WHISPER THE NAME 308 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:21,164 ERNICIO. 309 00:14:21,208 --> 00:14:23,123 ERNICIO? 310 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:25,908 MMM. 311 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:29,607 SO I JUST WANT TO SAY ONE MORE TIME 312 00:14:29,651 --> 00:14:32,219 THAT I THINK THIS IS A BAD IDEA. 313 00:14:35,352 --> 00:14:37,877 OH MY. 314 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:39,226 OH WOW. 315 00:14:39,269 --> 00:14:41,097 THIS IS NOT THE GIRLS' LOCKER ROOM. 316 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,446 NO. 317 00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:45,014 THIS ISN'T USUALLY WHERE I CHANGE. 318 00:14:45,058 --> 00:14:46,929 - HM-MMM. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 319 00:14:46,973 --> 00:14:50,063 OH, I'M JUST-- WHOOP-- SITTING. 320 00:14:52,717 --> 00:14:54,241 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT? 321 00:14:54,284 --> 00:14:56,025 - IF YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF... - MM-HMM? 322 00:14:56,069 --> 00:14:57,548 ...MAYBE I'LL LET YOU SEE MY POMPOMS. 323 00:14:57,592 --> 00:14:58,985 OH, I LOVE POMPOMS. 324 00:14:59,028 --> 00:15:01,030 - YOU DO? - MM-HMM. 325 00:15:01,074 --> 00:15:04,904 YOU KNOW, YOUR COACH-- HE AND I-- 326 00:15:04,947 --> 00:15:08,037 WE USED TO COME IN HERE ALL THE TIME AND DO IT. 327 00:15:08,081 --> 00:15:10,431 - OH, REALLY? - MM-HMM. 328 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,259 GOD, I HOPE HE DOESN'T WALK IN. 329 00:15:12,302 --> 00:15:14,174 - CAN YOU IMAGINE? - OH GOD, I WOULD HATE THAT. 330 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:16,567 MMM. 331 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,004 OH, GOOD LORD. 332 00:15:18,047 --> 00:15:19,744 GOD, YOU'RE REALLY SEXY. 333 00:15:19,788 --> 00:15:21,659 THANK YOU. 334 00:15:21,703 --> 00:15:23,966 ERNICIO. 335 00:15:24,010 --> 00:15:25,576 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 336 00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,317 ERNICIO? AM I PRONOUNCING IT RIGHT? 337 00:15:27,361 --> 00:15:29,319 OH GOD. 338 00:15:29,363 --> 00:15:31,626 - YOU STUPID SHIT. 339 00:15:33,454 --> 00:15:35,282 HEY, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BRO? 340 00:15:35,325 --> 00:15:38,415 YOU DID THIS TO ME WHEN YOU BROKE YOUR STUPID BRO CODE. 341 00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:40,504 I WANT TO MAKE THIS UP TO YOU, BRO. 342 00:15:40,548 --> 00:15:42,898 - PLEASE DON'T. - NO, I'M GONNA MAKE THIS UP TO YOU. 343 00:15:42,942 --> 00:15:44,465 PLEASE DON'T. 344 00:15:44,508 --> 00:15:46,684 SHIT. 345 00:15:48,643 --> 00:15:51,994 SO I SEE YOU DID WHAT I ASKED YOU TO. 346 00:15:52,038 --> 00:15:55,606 TELL ME, WHAT DID HER FACE LOOK LIKE WHEN YOU MENTIONED ERNICIO? 347 00:15:55,650 --> 00:15:57,565 SHE WAS PRETTY ANGRY, COACH. 348 00:15:57,608 --> 00:15:59,741 THEN SHE TOLD ME TO TELL YOU MICHELLE BRANCH SAYS HI. 349 00:15:59,784 --> 00:16:01,525 THAT BITCH! 350 00:16:01,569 --> 00:16:03,571 EITHER TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON, COACH, OR I'M OUT. 351 00:16:03,614 --> 00:16:06,356 - HEY, YOU'RE OUT WHEN I SAY YOU'RE OUT. - ALL RIGHT. 352 00:16:06,400 --> 00:16:08,358 NOW YOU'RE GONNA TAKE HER TO THE BEECHWOOD SUITES TONIGHT. 353 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,708 - ASK FOR ROOM 277. - I REALLY DON'T WANT TO. 354 00:16:10,752 --> 00:16:13,450 YOU'RE GONNA DO WHATEVER TWISTED SHIT THAT SHE WANTS YOU TO DO. 355 00:16:13,494 --> 00:16:17,454 IT'LL PROBABLY INVOLVE LIKE BELTS OR CHEERLEADING UNIFORMS. 356 00:16:17,498 --> 00:16:19,326 YEAH, BEEN THERE, DONE THAT, COACH. 357 00:16:19,369 --> 00:16:21,502 THEN I'VE ARRANGED FOR A SURPRISE VISITOR 358 00:16:21,545 --> 00:16:23,504 THAT'S GONNA BLOW UP IN HER FACE. 359 00:16:23,547 --> 00:16:26,594 WE'LL SEE WHO'S LAUGHING THEN. 360 00:16:26,637 --> 00:16:29,466 - WAIT WAIT, COACH. 361 00:16:29,510 --> 00:16:31,773 PLEASE DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE CALLING THE DEAN. 362 00:16:33,644 --> 00:16:35,646 OKAY. YEAH, ON MY FACE. 363 00:16:35,690 --> 00:16:37,474 - ALEX MORAN. - YEAH? 364 00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,563 - YOU'RE UNDER ARREST. - OH GOD. 365 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:41,130 OKAY. 366 00:16:43,611 --> 00:16:45,439 - DEBRA! - YEAH? 367 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,310 - DEBRA, THERE'S SOMETHING I GOTTA TELL YOU. - OH YEAH? 368 00:16:47,354 --> 00:16:51,662 - YEAH. - OH GOD, IT IS SO HOT 369 00:16:51,706 --> 00:16:54,056 THAT YOU WANT TO KEEP THIS GOING EVEN THOUGH MARTY KNOWS. 370 00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,493 IT'S SUCH A TURN-ON, I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU. 371 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,799 - DEBRA. - YEAH? 372 00:16:57,842 --> 00:16:59,453 DEBRA, I THINK HE'S SETTING US UP. 373 00:17:01,281 --> 00:17:03,065 - DON'T ANSWER THAT. - WHO'S AT THE DOOR? 374 00:17:03,109 --> 00:17:05,154 - IT'S YOUR HUSBAND. - MY HUSBAND? 375 00:17:05,198 --> 00:17:07,069 - WHAT? - DANIELS DID IT. 376 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:09,419 I DIDN'T-- I'M NOT IN CONTROL OF THE SITUATION. 377 00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,726 SHH. WHO CARES? 378 00:17:11,769 --> 00:17:13,336 HE'LL LEAVE. JUST BE QUIET. 379 00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,991 - OH NO, HE WON'T. - OH YEAH, HE WILL. TRUST ME. 380 00:17:16,035 --> 00:17:18,602 - BE QUIET. - DEBRA, COME ON. 381 00:17:18,646 --> 00:17:20,604 - Coach: YOU'RE A BITCH. 382 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,520 OH GOD. COACH?! 383 00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:27,002 YOU SON OF A BITCH. 384 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,004 - OH, SHIT. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 385 00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:31,224 OW! AH! GOD. 386 00:17:31,267 --> 00:17:34,749 - WHAT THE-- 387 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:36,533 OKAY! THERE IT IS. 388 00:17:38,796 --> 00:17:43,018 OKAY, I'D LIKE TO LEAVE. IS THERE A KEY OR SOMETHING I COULD GET? 389 00:17:45,020 --> 00:17:47,022 YEAH, SO I THINK I'M PROBABLY JUST GONNA, 390 00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:49,590 LIKE, TAKE OVER MY DAD'S BUSINESS WHEN I GRADUATE. 391 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,635 I MEAN, HE'S GOT SICK BENEFITS. 392 00:17:51,679 --> 00:17:53,724 SO WHEN DO YOU GET THAT NEW GUITAR AGAIN? 393 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:57,641 HEY, EVERYONE SHUT UP. I'M GONNA SING A SONG. 394 00:17:57,685 --> 00:17:59,034 OH NO. 395 00:17:59,078 --> 00:18:01,602 I WROTE THIS SONG ABOUT 20 MINUTES AGO. 396 00:18:01,645 --> 00:18:03,908 IT'S FOR MY SISTER MARY JO. 397 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:05,736 SHE'S SITTING RIGHT THERE. 398 00:18:05,780 --> 00:18:07,651 YEAH. 399 00:18:09,697 --> 00:18:12,047 ♪ I SAID I'M SORRY THAT I BROKE ♪ 400 00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:14,745 ♪ YOUR BOYFRIEND'S SHITTY GUITAR ♪ 401 00:18:14,789 --> 00:18:17,879 - ♪ I SAID I'M SORRY THAT I BROKE... ♪ - YOUR BROTHER SUCKS. 402 00:18:17,922 --> 00:18:20,534 ♪ YOUR SHITTY BOYFRIEND'S GUITAR ♪ 403 00:18:20,577 --> 00:18:22,753 ♪ I SAID I'M SORRY THAT I BROKE... ♪ 404 00:18:22,797 --> 00:18:25,278 LET'S GO SMOKE SOME CIGARETTES OUTSIDE THE STUDENT UNION. 405 00:18:25,321 --> 00:18:29,238 ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD GO ALONE. 406 00:18:29,282 --> 00:18:31,240 YOU LOVE THIS SHITTY MUSIC? 407 00:18:31,284 --> 00:18:34,025 WELL NO, I HATE THIS MUSIC. 408 00:18:34,069 --> 00:18:36,245 IT'S PROBABLY THE WORST SONG I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE, 409 00:18:36,289 --> 00:18:38,769 BUT I LOVE WHAT IT MEANS. 410 00:18:38,813 --> 00:18:42,033 ♪ THAT I BROKE YOUR SHITTY BOYFRIEND'S GUITAR... ♪ 411 00:18:42,077 --> 00:18:44,210 I LOVE WHO'S PLAYING IT. 412 00:18:44,253 --> 00:18:47,778 SO I'M SORRY, DANDO. 413 00:18:47,822 --> 00:18:50,694 - DON'T CALL ME DANDO. - ♪ I SAID I'M SORRY THAT I BROKE ♪ 414 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,783 - ♪ YOUR BOYFRIEND'S SHITTY GUITAR... ♪ - WHAT? 415 00:18:52,827 --> 00:18:55,046 - ♪ I SAID I'M SORRY THAT I... ♪ - SAMMY, STOP. 416 00:18:55,090 --> 00:18:57,658 YOU CAN STOP. 417 00:18:57,701 --> 00:19:00,791 I'M SORRY FOR BREAKING YOUR SHITTY BOYFRIEND'S GUITAR. 418 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,750 I HEARD THAT. 419 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:04,665 AND HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND. 420 00:19:04,708 --> 00:19:06,406 YES! 421 00:19:06,449 --> 00:19:07,668 BANG IT. 422 00:19:07,711 --> 00:19:09,670 ONE LAST TIME? 423 00:19:09,713 --> 00:19:12,281 SURE, LAST TIME. 424 00:19:12,325 --> 00:19:14,805 I MISSED YOU SO MUCH, SAMMY. 425 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:17,591 Alex: GUYS. GUYS. COACH. COACH, I'M STILL HERE. 426 00:19:17,634 --> 00:19:19,680 HAVE YOU GOT KEYS? CAN I GET KEYS? 427 00:19:21,986 --> 00:19:24,337 OH, THANK YOU. 428 00:19:27,514 --> 00:19:29,733 WHOOP-- WHOOPS-A-DAISY. 429 00:19:31,605 --> 00:19:33,259 THANKS, GUYS. LOOK, I GOT A QUESTION. 430 00:19:33,302 --> 00:19:34,825 WHO'S ERNICIO? 431 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,827 IT'S THE NAME OF MY DICK. 432 00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,221 OH OKAY, SO MICHELLE BRANCH IS-- 433 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,268 - Debra: UH-HUH. - OKAY, COOL. HAVE FUN, GUYS. 434 00:19:42,311 --> 00:19:44,705 - Coach: OH BABY, YEAH. - BE SAFE. 435 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,794 - DREAMS! - ♪ WHAT I DO IS FOR YOU 436 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:50,406 - ♪ UH YEAH... - HELLO, CALLER. 437 00:19:50,450 --> 00:19:53,975 - ♪ UH-HUH, EVERYBODY - ♪ YOU GOT TO HOLD ON 438 00:19:54,018 --> 00:19:55,411 - ♪ HOLD ON... - Radon: DREAMS! 439 00:19:55,455 --> 00:19:57,283 - ♪ DREAMS CAN COME TRUE. - OH, HELLO. 440 00:19:57,326 --> 00:19:59,285 I'M RADON RANDELL 441 00:19:59,328 --> 00:20:01,200 AND YOU'RE WATCHING "DREAMS." 442 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,549 THE BOARDS ARE LIGHTING UP. 443 00:20:02,592 --> 00:20:04,290 - HELLO, CALLER. 444 00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:07,293 It's me-- Thad Castle-- the captain of your football team. 445 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:09,033 HOW ARE YOU DOING, THAD? WHAT'S YOUR DREAM? 446 00:20:09,077 --> 00:20:11,688 Based on bad advice you gave me, I sold out a bro 447 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,560 and now he's totally screwed. 448 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:17,694 OKAY, SO YOUR DREAM IS YOU WANT TO MAKE GOOD WITH YOUR BROS, RIGHT? 449 00:20:17,738 --> 00:20:21,220 No, actually my dream is to get your stupid show off the air. 450 00:20:21,263 --> 00:20:24,223 WELL, I GUESS IF THAT'S YOUR DREAM, 451 00:20:24,266 --> 00:20:27,400 THEN I HAVE TO TELL YOU 452 00:20:27,443 --> 00:20:29,967 HOW TO GET MY SHOW OFF THE AIR. 453 00:20:30,011 --> 00:20:31,273 FINE. 454 00:20:31,317 --> 00:20:33,188 IF YOU WANT TO GET THIS SHOW OFF THE AIR, 455 00:20:33,232 --> 00:20:35,190 THEN THE FIRST THING YOU HAVE TO DO 456 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:38,672 IS WRITE OR EMAIL THE TV STATION'S SUPERVISOR. 457 00:20:38,715 --> 00:20:40,500 And what's that email? 458 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,111 It's my dream to get that email. 459 00:20:45,592 --> 00:20:47,681 YOU GOT A PEN? 460 00:20:47,724 --> 00:20:50,466 - DREAMS. - ♪ YOU'VE GOT TO HOLD ON. 461 00:20:53,948 --> 00:20:56,690 ♪ HEY, YOU KNOW I LOVE YOU, BABY ♪ 462 00:20:56,733 --> 00:21:00,476 ♪ WANNA SPEND MY TIME WITH YOU ♪ 463 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:03,610 ♪ HEY HEY, LISTEN UP NOW, BABY ♪ 464 00:21:03,653 --> 00:21:07,396 ♪ EVERYTHING I SAY IS TRUE ♪ 465 00:21:07,440 --> 00:21:10,660 ♪ YOU KNOW I REALLY NEED YOU, BABY ♪ 466 00:21:10,704 --> 00:21:14,011 ♪ AND THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ♪ 467 00:21:14,055 --> 00:21:17,014 ♪ YOU KNOW I REALLY WANT YOU, BABY ♪ 468 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,887 ♪ WON'T YOU SAY YOU WANT ME TOO? ♪ 34248

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