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MISS CACCIATORE,
YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR
HERE INFORMS ME
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THAT YOU ENTERED
MY UNIVERSITY TWO MONTHS AGO
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ON A FULL
ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP,
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AND ARE NOW IN DANGER
OF FLUNKING OUT.
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MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S
A DICK.
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YOU'RE PRE-MED
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YET YOU HAVEN'T ATTENDED
A SINGLE LAB.
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WHO ARE YOU AGAIN?
- I'M YOUR DEAN!
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- OH YEAH.
- YOU KNOW, I SEE STUDENTS
LIKE YOU EVERY YEAR.
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YOU THINK COLLEGE
IS A FOUR-YEAR PARTY.
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WELL, I MEAN, I'M STANDING
FOUR FEET AWAY AND I CAN
SMELL THE ALCOHOL OFF YOU.
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IT'S HOT.
I'M SWEATING IT OUT.
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YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU NEED
A LITTLE REMINDER
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OF WHAT THIS UNIVERSITY
IS REALLY ABOUT.
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CHECK THIS OUT.
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MOVIES!
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I LOVE MOVIES.
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♪ Deep within
the mountains of blue ♪
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♪ There's a university
that's perfect for you ♪
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♪ Where education
is priority one ♪
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♪ Get a major in knowledge
while you minor in fun ♪
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♪ BMS, BMS
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♪ Who is BMS?
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I am BMS.
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I am BMS.
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♪ BMS, BMS
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♪ Who is BMS?
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We are BMS.
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I am BMS.
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Hi, I'm Dean Simon.
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Enroll now and score
a touchdown in education.
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♪ BMS, BMS
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♪ You are BMS.
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GOD, THAT WAS GOOD.
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I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING,
MISS CACCIATORE,
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IS THAT THE TIME HAS COME
TO STEP UP OR--
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- MISS CACCIATORE!
- I JUST HAVE TO PEE
REAL QUICK.
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- Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT?
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YOU BETTER HOLD ON.
THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY.
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♪ GIVE ME A HELL,
GIVE ME A YEAH ♪
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♪ HELL YEAH
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♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW
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♪ GIVE ME A HELL,
GIVE ME A YEAH ♪
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♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW,
RIGHT NOW ♪
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♪ GIVE ME A HELL,
GIVE ME A YEAH ♪
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♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW.
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SOMEONE DRINK WITH ME!
COME ON.
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- I'M IN.
- YES.
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MARY JO, WHY AREN'T
YOU DRINKING WITH HIM?
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SOME DEAN GUY PUT ME
ON ACADEMIC PROBATION.
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WAIT, THEY HAVE THAT HERE?
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- APPARENTLY.
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I GOT IT.
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HOMEWORK DELIVERY
FOR ALEX MORAN.
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WHAT'D YOU SAY, GLASSES?
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I'M HAVING TROUBLE
HEARING YOU THROUGH THOSE
THICK GLASSES, GLASSES.
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WHOA WHOA WHOA.
COME ON, HEY.
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THANKS, GARY.
WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU?
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- LEARN SOMETHING.
- WHOA, ARE YOU GIVING HIM
SASS, GLASSES?
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- 'CAUSE I'LL BREAK
YOUR GODDAMN--
- OKAY, YEAH.
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APPRECIATE IT.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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- WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
- YEAH.
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THAT NERD'S A NERD, MAN.
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JOCKS LIKE US DON'T TALK
TO NERDS, WE PRANK THEM.
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SAMMY, YOU'RE NOT A JOCK.
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GOOD ONE.
I'M NOT A JOCK.
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WHO'S PRANKING WHO NOW?
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EXCUSE ME.
STOP TALKING.
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LOOK AT ME.
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I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE
THAT THIS YEAR
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YOUR COMBINED TEAM G.P.A.
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IS THE HIGHEST IN B.M.S.
FOOTBALL HISTORY.
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- WHAT'S A G.P.A.?
- WHO ARE YOU?
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- I AM YOUR DEAN.
- OH.
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I'M LOOKING FOR ALEX MORAN.
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- UH-OH.
- RELAX.
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YOU'RE NOT BEING PUNISHED.
YOU'RE BEING PUBLISHED.
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YOUR PAPER,
"SUPERMAN'S BROTHER:
AN EXPANDED THEORY OF REALITY,"
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IS LIGHTING UP
THE ACADEMIC COMMUNITY.
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COOL.
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TELL ME, WITH ALL
OF YOUR PRACTICES,
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WHERE DID YOU FIND
THE TIME TO WRITE
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SUCH A SOPHISTICATED
PIECE OF WORK?
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IT HAPPENED, I GUESS.
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WELL, WE ARE GOING
TO BE GIVING A BANQUET
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IN YOUR HONOR.
AND...
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YOU ARE GOING TO BE
GIVING A PRESENTATION
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ON THIS PAPER.
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YOU DID WRITE
THE PAPER, CORRECT?
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I MEAN, I'D HATE
TO FIND OUT OTHERWISE.
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YEAH, I-- I ACCEPT
YOUR PROPOSAL
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- AND I'LL DO
YOUR PRESENTATION.
- GREAT!
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- COOL.
- Radon: THAT'S IMPRESSIVE.
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IT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE.
HE DIDN'T DO SHIT.
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HIS NERD DID
EVERYTHING FOR HIM.
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WAIT, YOU GUYS
GOT NERDS HERE?
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WE DON'T GOT THOSE
IN DETROIT.
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EVERYBODY HAS
THEIR OWN NERD THAT DOES
THEIR WORK FOR THEM.
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EVEN YOU.
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I HAVE MY OWN NERD?
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COACH, YOU SHOULD BE
VERY PROUD OF YOUR PLAYERS.
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SHUT UP AND GET OUT.
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DO IT! DO IT!
DO IT! DO IT!
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GARY!
HEY, YOU MADE IT.
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- THAT'S FOR YOU.
- WHAT'S THIS?
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OH, YOU KNOW
THE PAPER YOU WROTE
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CALLED
"SUPERMAN'S BROTHER"?
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- IT'S BEING PUBLISHED.
- NO WAY!
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YES WAY, YES.
NOW I HAVE TO GIVE
A PRESENTATION
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AT A BANQUET
IN MY HONOR,
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WHICH IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH
ATTENTION, IF YOU ASK ME.
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SO IF YOU COULD JUST
EASE UP ON THE EFFORT
A LITTLE, THAT'D BE GREAT.
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DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE
OF THE PRESENTATION.
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- GOOD.
- THIS IS SO EXCITING.
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I KNOW.
I'M OVER THE MOON.
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HEY, WHICH ONE
OF YOU ALL IN HERE
IS RADON RANDELL'S NERD?
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I KNOW YOU'RE ALL
HERE SOMEWHERE.
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OH SHIT!
YOU'RE MY NERD!
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WHOO!
I DIDN'T KNOW
YOU EXISTED, MAN.
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I THOUGHT YOU WAS
LIKE THE TOOTH FAIRY
OR SOMETHING.
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LIKE YOU'D
JUST DO MY HOMEWORK
AND THEN SLIDE IT
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UNDER THE PROFESSOR'S PILLOW.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
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- NO.
- MY NERD! MY NERD!
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I FOUND-- I FOUND MY NERD!
WE ABOUT TO GO GET DRUNK.
COME ON, MAN.
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YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT?
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NERDS AND JOCKS HANGING OUT TOGETHER.
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IT'S DISGUSTING.
IT'S GROSS.
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YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE
THE BIGGEST NERD AT THIS
ENTIRE PARTY, RIGHT?
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♪ I'M THE BADDEST AROUND,
YEAH ♪
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♪ ONE OF
THE BADDEST AROUND... ♪
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LABELS, MAN--
PEOPLE CALLING YOU A NERD;
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PEOPLE CALLING ME THE GREATEST
QUARTERBACK THAT EVER LIVED
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ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET
ON THE EARTH.
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WE JUST PEOPLE, MAN.
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AND WHEN WE DIE
AND COME BACK,
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WE COME BACK
AS WHATEVER WE WANT.
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I'M GONNA COME BACK
AS A RARE FERRARI.
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- I DON'T FEEL GOOD.
- GO TAKE A NAP.
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ANY BED YOU WANT.
IT'S ALL GOOD.
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HEY, YOU WANT ME TO SING
TO YOU OR SOME SHIT?
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I DON'T REALLY KNOW
HOW NERDS GO TO SLEEP.
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NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
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I LOVE YOU,
MY NERD BROTHER.
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LOVE YOU TOO,
RADON.
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THIS IS A WATERBED.
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BEST PRANK EVER.
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YOU'RE GONNA BE SO WET.
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WHOA, SO WHAT HAPPENED
TO NO MORE PARTYING?
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ALEX, I HAVE MONTHS
OF WORK TO CATCH UP ON.
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WEED HELPS ME FOCUS.
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OH MY GOD, MY WATERBED!
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- MY FRIEND!
- MY NERD!
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MAN, SOMEBODY DROWNED
MY NERD.
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Doctor:
THERE'S NO PERMANENT DAMAGE,
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BUT THERE'S NO TELLING
HOW LONG THE COMA
WILL LAST.
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IT'S JUST SOMETHING
TO REMEMBER HIM BY.
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NERDS, WE GOT YOU THIS.
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NO?
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MAYBE LATER.
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WE ARE VERY TRULY SORRY
FOR YOUR LOSS.
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WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE
HURTING RIGHT NOW.
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SO PLEASE FEEL FREE
TO TAKE ONE BONUS DAY
OFF OF OUR HOMEWORK.
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BUT IT'S STILL DUE
THIS WEEK THOUGH, SO IF--
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WHICH ONE OF YOU
NEANDERTHALS DID THIS?
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HEY, WE'RE ALL
HURTING RIGHT NOW.
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I MEAN, LOOK AT ME.
I HAVE TO SLEEP IN
LARRY'S WATERBED
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UNTIL MINE GETS FIXED.
THERE'S PAIN EVERYWHERE.
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THAT'S IT.
I'M SICK OF US BEING TREATED
AS SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS.
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- WHOA.
- WE WILL NEVER DO YOUR
HOMEWORK EVER AGAIN.
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- WHAT?
- I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH
IT ALMOST GETS US LAID.
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NERDS, MAKE IT SO.
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THERE'S A PROTRACTOR
IN THERE!
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- YOU USED TO BE
SMART, RIGHT?
- YEAH.
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GOOD.
I HAVE A PRESENTATION
I HAVE TO GIVE TOMORROW
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ON A PAPER
I DIDN'T EVEN WRITE CALLED
"SUPERMAN'S BROTHER."
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SUPERMAN DIDN'T HAVE
A BROTHER.
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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO.
I'M SO CONFUSED.
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I HAVEN'T
EVEN READ THE PAPER.
I CAN'T GET THE PAPER.
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NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE ME
THE PAPER. THEY DON'T WANT
TO EXPLAIN THE PAPER.
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THEY DON'T EXPLAIN
WHAT'S IN THE BOX.
WHAT IS THIS? LOOK.
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"BLACK POWER"?
REALLY?
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- I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO.
- ALEX!
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RELAX.
YOU JUST NEED TO FOCUS.
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AHEM.
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I'LL PACK MY BONG.
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SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW?
I GOT HEURISTICS HOMEWORK DUE.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT HEURISTICS IS.
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WE'LL JUST GET
SOME NEW NERDS.
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YOU KNOW HOW MANY
GO TO THIS SCHOOL?
LITERALLY BILLIONS.
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AH!
WHAT THE HELLSIES?!
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TROT EVANS?
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WHAT ARE YOU BASEBALL GOONS
DOING ON OUR TURF?
YOU KNOW THE RULES.
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YEAH WELL, THE RULES CHANGED
WHEN OUR NERDS STOPPED DOING
OUR HOMEWORK, BRO.
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SO NOW YOU'RE
GONNA DO IT.
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THE BASEBALL TEAM'S
NERDS STOPPED DOING
HOMEWORK TOO, BRO?
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IT'S CAMPUS-WIDE, BRO.
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EVERY NERD ON THIS CAMPUS
IS ON STRIKE.
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- BRO?
- BRO.
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- BRO.
- THIS IS WAY MORE SERIOUS
THAN I THOUGHT.
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I'M CALLING A MEETING
OF THE B.M.S. CAPTAINS.
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CAPTAINS OF B.M.S.,
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YOU ARE ALL AWARE
OF THE CURRENT NERD CRISIS.
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IF THIS ISN'T RESOLVED
IMMEDIATELY
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WE MIGHT ALL BE
DOING OUR HOMEWORK.
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I'D LIKE TO OPEN THE FLOOR
TO ANY SOLUTIONS YOU MAY HAVE.
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BRYCE WOODSY, TENNIS TEAM.
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WILL THERE AT ANY TIME
BE FOOD HERE?
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UM, YEAH.
I THINK WE HAVE SOME
FOOD COMING, BRYCE.
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I THINK WE HAVE A NICE PLATTER
OF KNUCKLE SANDWICHES.
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DO YOU WANT ONE?
WOULD YOU LIKE A KNUCKLE
SANDWICH?
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- I'M GOOD.
- THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
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NOW, DOES ANYONE HAVE
ANY SOLUTIONS?
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LUCY WILLIAMS, VOLLEYBALL.
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I WAS TOLD THIS MEETING
WAS FOR SPORTS CAPTAINS,
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SO WHY IS GOLF HERE?
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HEY, GOLF IS A SPORT.
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- IT'S A HOBBY.
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- IT'S MORE LIKE
CHESS OR CHECKERS.
- IT'S NOT A SPORT.
219
00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,430
GUYS, THE NERD CRISIS!
220
00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,390
CLAUDE CHAVALIER, HOCKEY TEAM.
221
00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:55,655
WHY DO NOT WE JUST PRESENT
THE NERDS AN OPTION OF--
222
00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,745
I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD
YOU'RE SAYING, BRO.
223
00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,181
LIKE NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT.
224
00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:04,098
NOT A WORD.
I DIDN'T--
225
00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,666
- DOES ANY-- CAN--
226
00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:14,195
SAMMY CACCIATORE,
SPIRIT SQUAD.
227
00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:17,111
MY SOLUTION--
PRANKING.
228
00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,590
WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, BRO?
229
00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,941
I'M THE JOCK WHO PUT
THAT NERD IN A COMA.
230
00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,465
THAT'S WHO I AM,
TOUGH GUY.
231
00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,728
- THAT WAS YOU?
- YUP.
232
00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,687
WHY?
233
00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,734
BECAUSE SCREW THEM.
234
00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,693
THAT'S WHY.
235
00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,001
OKAY, SO LET'S REVIEW
236
00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:41,701
'CAUSE I THINK WE WERE
WORKING ON SOME REALLY
GREAT STUFF SO FAR.
237
00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,834
- MALCOLM X...
- YEAH.
238
00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,924
- ...IS DEAD.
- YEAH.
239
00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:51,058
AS DEAD
AS A DOORKNOB.
240
00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,887
- I LIKE THAT.
- BUT...
241
00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:57,412
HIS LIGHT SHINES ON
242
00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:00,763
THROUGH TIME AND SPACE.
243
00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,113
WHICH IS WHERE SUPERMAN'S--
244
00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:05,289
WHICH IS WHERE
SUPERMAN COMES FROM.
245
00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,161
ALEX.
246
00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,033
ALEX, AND IF SUPERMAN
IS FROM SPACE--
247
00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,470
THEN SO IS HIS BROTHER.
248
00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,081
YES!
249
00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,518
- I LIKE THAT.
- I THINK WE GOT IT.
250
00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,957
YOU GUYS WANTED TO SEE US?
251
00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,830
RADON?
252
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,267
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
253
00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,095
SOLIDARITY, BROTHER.
254
00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,531
SOLIDARITY.
255
00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,753
OKAY, FIRST OF ALL
I'D LIKE TO SAY
256
00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,059
I THINK THIS HAS
BEEN HARD ON ALL OF US.
257
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,192
ESPECIALLY ME.
258
00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:41,456
BUT I THINK THAT WE HAVE
AN OFFER THAT EVERYONE
WILL BE HAPPY WITH.
259
00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,285
PREPARE TO BE
PRANKED, NERDS.
260
00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,200
HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT.
261
00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,071
HE'S THE ONE THAT PUT
YOUR NERD IN A COMA.
262
00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,291
- YOU!
- TAKE HIM, HE'S YOURS.
263
00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,119
WE'LL LEAVE
THE HOMEWORK HERE
264
00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,469
AND BID YOU A FOND ADIEU.
265
00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,211
Sammy:
HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS,
YOU TRAITORS!
266
00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:00,127
YOU CAN'T DO THIS!
I'LL PUT YOU IN A COMA!
267
00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,259
ALL PUT YOU ALL IN COMAS!
268
00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:10,746
MARTY.
TO WHAT DO I OWE
THE PLEASURE?
269
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,661
SO WHAT THE HELL'S
GOING ON?
270
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,098
THREE OF MY PLAYERS SHOW UP
LATE FOR PRACTICE TODAY.
271
00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,927
YOU KNOW WHY?
BECAUSE THEY'RE
DOING HOMEWORK.
272
00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:21,104
- THEY'RE STUDENTS FIRST, MARTY.
- WE HAD AN UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT.
273
00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,672
AND ALL I ASK YOU TO DO
IS JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY
274
00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,630
WHEN IT COMES TO
THE GRADES THEY GET.
275
00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,328
JOCK ASSHOLES LIKE YOU
276
00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,461
HAVE RULED THE ROOST
FOR FAR TOO LONG.
277
00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:33,421
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAPERS
I WROTE IN COLLEGE
278
00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,205
THAT I NEVER RECEIVED
CREDIT FOR?
279
00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,599
I GET IT NOW.
280
00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,036
THIS WHOLE
HOMEWORK BOYCOTT,
281
00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,038
YOU PUT 'EM UP TO IT.
282
00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,824
I MERELY USHERED THEM
TOWARD REDEMPTION.
283
00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,524
TOMORROW, ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS
IS GOING TO STAND UP
284
00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,093
AND TAKE CREDIT
FOR A PUBLISHED PAPER
THAT HE DIDN'T WRITE
285
00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:57,271
AND HE WILL BE EXPOSED.
286
00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:01,101
AND THINGS WILL CHANGE.
287
00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,930
THAT BALANCE HAS EXISTED
FOR DECADES
288
00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,323
FOR A REASON, NERD.
289
00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:10,327
ALL GOOD THINGS
MUST COME TO AN END, JOCK.
290
00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,243
NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE.
291
00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,467
OKAY, SO WHAT DOES
THAT MEAN?
292
00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,252
DENNIS JUST
CAST A FLESH SPELL
ON YOUR WIZARD.
293
00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,124
NO MAN, I REVERSED THAT.
294
00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,953
THEN I STABBED HIS HOBBIT EYES
OUT WITH MY WIZARD STICK.
295
00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:30,173
WHAT IS THIS?
AREN'T YOU NERDS GONNA GET
REVENGE ON ME OR SOMETHING?
296
00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:33,611
YOU'RE ONE OF US, SAMMY.
AND NERDS DON'T HURT
OTHER NERDS.
297
00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,570
STOP SAYING THAT.
I'M NOT A NERD.
298
00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,572
YES YOU ARE.
LOOK AT YOU.
299
00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,357
- YOU'RE SMALL AS SHIT.
- SO WAS DOUG FLUTIE.
300
00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:43,360
- YOU HAVE NO ATHLETIC ABILITY.
- I'D ARGUE THAT.
301
00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,102
YOU RARELY GET LAID.
YOU DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK.
302
00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,365
YOU'RE UNCONCERNED
WITH YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE.
303
00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,150
YEAH, MAN.
LOOK AT THE WAY
YOU DRESS.
304
00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,803
YOU AIN'T GOT
NO STYLE.
305
00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:55,155
AND THE B.M.S. CAPTAINS
SOLD YOU OUT. PFFT!
306
00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,420
OH MY GOD.
307
00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,987
I'M A NERD.
308
00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,380
HEY, NERDVILLE
IS NOT THAT BAD.
IT'S OKAY.
309
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,426
THOSE JOCKS AREN'T GONNA
GET AWAY WITH THIS.
310
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,559
I'M JUST AS ANGRY AS YOU ARE,
SAMMY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING
THAT WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
311
00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,997
OH, THERE'S SOMETHING
WE CAN DO ABOUT IT.
312
00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,129
AND IT'S CALLED THE MASTER
OF ALL PRANKS.
313
00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,305
♪ SHE'S GOT THE GREATEST
HAIRCUT ♪
314
00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,786
♪ FINE AND DANDY,
FINE AND DANDY... ♪
315
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,223
OH SHIT! WE'RE LATE.
WAKE UP.
316
00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,312
- MARY JO, WAKE UP.
- ALEX.
317
00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,401
- WHEN DID YOU GET HERE?
- I GOT HERE LAST NIGHT.
318
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,664
WE FIGURED THIS OUT.
319
00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,014
RIGHT?
DID WE FIGURE THIS OUT?
320
00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,538
DO YOU REMEMBER
WHAT WE FIGURED OUT?
321
00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,801
NO.
322
00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,847
BUT MAYBE IF WE
SMOKE SOME WEED
WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT.
323
00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,241
- YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.
GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD.
- ALL RIGHT.
324
00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,853
DID WE...?
325
00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,639
IF WE DON'T REMEMBER...
326
00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,078
IT DOESN'T COUNT?
327
00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,863
MY FAVORITE SUBJECT?
328
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,997
UM, ENGLISH,
'CAUSE I LOVE WORDS.
329
00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,869
I LOVE HEARING THEM.
I LOVE SAYING THEM.
330
00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,133
RIGHT THERE WAS A PERFECT
EXAMPLE OF A SENTENCE.
331
00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,178
SEE, THAT'S WHAT
I JUST DID.
332
00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:05,355
I'VE BEEN DOING IT
MY WHOLE LIFE. I'M GETTING
PRETTY GOOD NOW.
333
00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,837
I ALSO LIKE PARAGRAPHS.
I LOVE COMMAS.
334
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,883
PERIODS
AND EXCLAMATE--
EXMA--
335
00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:15,757
ES-- THE THING WITH
THE DOT UNDERNEATH.
336
00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,067
SAMMY, THIS MASTER PRANK,
337
00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,243
I AGREE THAT A POINT
NEEDS TO BE MADE HERE,
338
00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,332
BUT PERHAPS WE CAN
DO A BETTER JOB.
339
00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,160
GARY, I'M RUNNING
THE SHOW NOW, OKAY, PAL?
340
00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,379
THEY'RE NOT GETTING AWAY
WITH PUTTING AL IN A COMA.
341
00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,077
BUT YOU PUT AL
IN A COMA.
342
00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,905
HE HAD IT COMING.
343
00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,779
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
344
00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,434
I AM YOUR DEAN.
345
00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,569
NOW BEING A DEAN
346
00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,007
IS LIKE BEING A GARDENER
347
00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:52,663
WHO GROWS FLOWERS
OF ENLIGHTENMENT.
348
00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,448
TODAY I'D LIKE
TO INTRODUCE YOU
349
00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:57,929
TO ONE OF THE BRIGHTEST
FLOWERS IN MY GARDEN.
350
00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,149
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER
351
00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,846
FOR ALEX MORAN.
352
00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,851
- I CAN'T DO THIS.
I CAN'T DO THIS.
- YES YOU CAN.
353
00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,897
- I CAN'T--
- TRUST THE WEED.
354
00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,207
SUCKER.
355
00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,383
NERD!
356
00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,560
- HI.
357
00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,128
THANK YOU, DEAN.
358
00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,394
WHAT IS A PRESENTATION?
359
00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,527
UH...
360
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:33,617
- SUPERMAN WOULD KNOW THAT.
361
00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,885
BUT HAS HE EVER BEEN
TO ASIA?
362
00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,328
PROBABLY.
363
00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,025
HE FLIES AROUND A LOT.
364
00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,896
YES!
365
00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,204
AND THROUGH
HIS DETERMINATION
366
00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:58,120
HE SOLVED
THE RUBIK'S CUBE.
367
00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,992
I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED
TO BE ABOUT WORMHOLES?
368
00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:04,909
Alex:
THE THING ABOUT
SUPERMAN IS, UH...
369
00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,133
YOU KNOW,
SOMETIMES SUPERMAN
370
00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,483
FORGETS HIS BROTHER
371
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,878
WHO SITS IN HIS SHADOW.
372
00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:20,490
SURE, HE CAN'T THROW
THE FOOTBALL AS WELL AS
SUPERMAN CAN, RIGHT?
373
00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:23,276
BUT DOES THAT MEAN THAT HE
SHOULDN'T BE APPRECIATED?
374
00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,627
NO WAY.
375
00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,151
I GOT A CONFESSION
I'VE GOT TO MAKE.
376
00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,894
HE'S GONNA CONFESS.
WE GOT TO CALL IT OFF.
377
00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,940
THAT'S THE GO SIGNAL
FROM GARY.
378
00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,770
- LET'S DO THIS.
- DON'T DO IT, SON.
379
00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,903
IT WASN'T ME WHO--
380
00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,428
Since the beginning
of time,
381
00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,170
the nerd has been
oppressed by the jock.
382
00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,912
That ends today.
383
00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,567
And I want you to look
deep into the face
384
00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,657
of the nerd
who's gonna do it.
385
00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,199
IT'S OUR HOMEWORK.
386
00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,776
NERD.
387
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,655
GARY, I'M SORRY ABOUT
EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED.
388
00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,831
ALL RIGHT?
I'M GONNA MAKE IT
UP TO YOU.
389
00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,877
GARY, THIS IS LISA;
LISA, THIS IS GARY.
390
00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:29,184
- HEY.
- HAVE FUN.
391
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,578
Mary Jo:
THAT WAS SWEET OF YOU.
392
00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,754
Alex: THANKS.
393
00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,888
WOW.
394
00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,500
EVERYTHING REALLY WORKED
OUT FOR EVERYONE.
395
00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,851
- DIDN'T IT?
- YEAH.
396
00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,859
♪ DEEP WITHIN
THE MOUNTAINS OF BLUE ♪
397
00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:55,863
♪ THERE'S A UNIVERSITY
THAT'S PERFECT FOR YOU ♪
398
00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:59,127
♪ WHERE EDUCATION
IS PRIORITY ONE ♪
399
00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,870
♪ GET A MAJOR IN KNOWLEDGE
WHILE YOU MINOR IN FUN ♪
400
00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:06,482
♪ B.M.S., B.M.S.
401
00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:09,529
♪ WHO IS B.M.S.?
402
00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:16,753
♪ B.M.S., B.M.S.
403
00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,974
♪ YOU ARE B.M.S.
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