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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:04,656 --> 00:00:07,659 MISS CACCIATORE, YOUR GUIDANCE COUNSELOR HERE INFORMS ME 2 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:10,140 THAT YOU ENTERED MY UNIVERSITY TWO MONTHS AGO 3 00:00:10,184 --> 00:00:12,142 ON A FULL ACADEMIC SCHOLARSHIP, 4 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:14,666 AND ARE NOW IN DANGER OF FLUNKING OUT. 5 00:00:14,710 --> 00:00:16,581 MY GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S A DICK. 6 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,628 YOU'RE PRE-MED 7 00:00:19,671 --> 00:00:21,543 YET YOU HAVEN'T ATTENDED A SINGLE LAB. 8 00:00:21,586 --> 00:00:23,675 WHO ARE YOU AGAIN? - I'M YOUR DEAN! 9 00:00:23,719 --> 00:00:26,548 - OH YEAH. - YOU KNOW, I SEE STUDENTS LIKE YOU EVERY YEAR. 10 00:00:26,591 --> 00:00:29,290 YOU THINK COLLEGE IS A FOUR-YEAR PARTY. 11 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:32,684 WELL, I MEAN, I'M STANDING FOUR FEET AWAY AND I CAN SMELL THE ALCOHOL OFF YOU. 12 00:00:32,728 --> 00:00:35,165 IT'S HOT. I'M SWEATING IT OUT. 13 00:00:35,209 --> 00:00:37,602 YOU KNOW, I THINK YOU NEED A LITTLE REMINDER 14 00:00:37,646 --> 00:00:41,432 OF WHAT THIS UNIVERSITY IS REALLY ABOUT. 15 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:44,827 CHECK THIS OUT. 16 00:00:44,870 --> 00:00:47,177 MOVIES! 17 00:00:47,221 --> 00:00:49,179 I LOVE MOVIES. 18 00:00:52,922 --> 00:00:55,707 ♪ Deep within the mountains of blue ♪ 19 00:00:55,751 --> 00:00:59,189 ♪ There's a university that's perfect for you ♪ 20 00:00:59,233 --> 00:01:02,671 ♪ Where education is priority one ♪ 21 00:01:02,714 --> 00:01:06,414 ♪ Get a major in knowledge while you minor in fun ♪ 22 00:01:06,457 --> 00:01:09,678 ♪ BMS, BMS 23 00:01:09,721 --> 00:01:13,029 ♪ Who is BMS? 24 00:01:13,073 --> 00:01:15,249 I am BMS. 25 00:01:15,292 --> 00:01:16,859 I am BMS. 26 00:01:16,902 --> 00:01:20,341 ♪ BMS, BMS 27 00:01:20,384 --> 00:01:22,734 ♪ Who is BMS? 28 00:01:22,778 --> 00:01:25,085 We are BMS. 29 00:01:25,128 --> 00:01:26,825 I am BMS. 30 00:01:26,869 --> 00:01:29,393 Hi, I'm Dean Simon. 31 00:01:29,437 --> 00:01:32,701 Enroll now and score a touchdown in education. 32 00:01:37,749 --> 00:01:40,752 ♪ BMS, BMS 33 00:01:40,796 --> 00:01:44,147 ♪ You are BMS. 34 00:01:46,193 --> 00:01:48,456 GOD, THAT WAS GOOD. 35 00:01:48,499 --> 00:01:50,458 I GUESS WHAT I'M SAYING, MISS CACCIATORE, 36 00:01:50,501 --> 00:01:53,591 IS THAT THE TIME HAS COME TO STEP UP OR-- 37 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:56,768 - MISS CACCIATORE! - I JUST HAVE TO PEE REAL QUICK. 38 00:01:59,249 --> 00:02:01,860 - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 39 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:08,780 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 40 00:02:09,999 --> 00:02:12,306 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 41 00:02:12,349 --> 00:02:13,959 ♪ HELL YEAH 42 00:02:14,003 --> 00:02:15,700 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW 43 00:02:15,744 --> 00:02:18,964 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 44 00:02:19,008 --> 00:02:21,184 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW ♪ 45 00:02:21,228 --> 00:02:24,796 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 46 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:27,756 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW. 47 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:32,804 SOMEONE DRINK WITH ME! COME ON. 48 00:02:32,848 --> 00:02:34,850 - I'M IN. - YES. 49 00:02:34,893 --> 00:02:37,200 MARY JO, WHY AREN'T YOU DRINKING WITH HIM? 50 00:02:37,244 --> 00:02:40,160 SOME DEAN GUY PUT ME ON ACADEMIC PROBATION. 51 00:02:40,203 --> 00:02:42,031 WAIT, THEY HAVE THAT HERE? 52 00:02:42,074 --> 00:02:44,642 - APPARENTLY. 53 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:46,992 I GOT IT. 54 00:02:48,820 --> 00:02:50,735 HOMEWORK DELIVERY FOR ALEX MORAN. 55 00:02:50,779 --> 00:02:52,476 WHAT'D YOU SAY, GLASSES? 56 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:55,262 I'M HAVING TROUBLE HEARING YOU THROUGH THOSE THICK GLASSES, GLASSES. 57 00:02:55,305 --> 00:02:57,481 WHOA WHOA WHOA. COME ON, HEY. 58 00:02:57,525 --> 00:02:59,701 THANKS, GARY. WHAT WOULD I DO WITHOUT YOU? 59 00:02:59,744 --> 00:03:03,095 - LEARN SOMETHING. - WHOA, ARE YOU GIVING HIM SASS, GLASSES? 60 00:03:03,139 --> 00:03:04,836 - 'CAUSE I'LL BREAK YOUR GODDAMN-- - OKAY, YEAH. 61 00:03:04,880 --> 00:03:07,448 APPRECIATE IT. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? 62 00:03:07,491 --> 00:03:09,014 - WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? - YEAH. 63 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:10,451 THAT NERD'S A NERD, MAN. 64 00:03:10,494 --> 00:03:13,802 JOCKS LIKE US DON'T TALK TO NERDS, WE PRANK THEM. 65 00:03:13,845 --> 00:03:15,847 SAMMY, YOU'RE NOT A JOCK. 66 00:03:15,891 --> 00:03:17,197 GOOD ONE. I'M NOT A JOCK. 67 00:03:17,240 --> 00:03:19,199 WHO'S PRANKING WHO NOW? 68 00:03:23,333 --> 00:03:25,988 EXCUSE ME. STOP TALKING. 69 00:03:26,031 --> 00:03:28,686 LOOK AT ME. 70 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:31,428 I AM PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THIS YEAR 71 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:33,778 YOUR COMBINED TEAM G.P.A. 72 00:03:33,822 --> 00:03:36,999 IS THE HIGHEST IN B.M.S. FOOTBALL HISTORY. 73 00:03:37,042 --> 00:03:39,958 - WHAT'S A G.P.A.? - WHO ARE YOU? 74 00:03:40,002 --> 00:03:42,700 - I AM YOUR DEAN. - OH. 75 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:45,137 I'M LOOKING FOR ALEX MORAN. 76 00:03:45,181 --> 00:03:47,357 - UH-OH. - RELAX. 77 00:03:47,401 --> 00:03:50,795 YOU'RE NOT BEING PUNISHED. YOU'RE BEING PUBLISHED. 78 00:03:50,839 --> 00:03:54,321 YOUR PAPER, "SUPERMAN'S BROTHER: AN EXPANDED THEORY OF REALITY," 79 00:03:54,364 --> 00:03:56,453 IS LIGHTING UP THE ACADEMIC COMMUNITY. 80 00:03:56,497 --> 00:03:57,889 COOL. 81 00:03:57,933 --> 00:04:00,152 TELL ME, WITH ALL OF YOUR PRACTICES, 82 00:04:00,196 --> 00:04:02,329 WHERE DID YOU FIND THE TIME TO WRITE 83 00:04:02,372 --> 00:04:04,940 SUCH A SOPHISTICATED PIECE OF WORK? 84 00:04:04,983 --> 00:04:06,333 IT HAPPENED, I GUESS. 85 00:04:06,376 --> 00:04:09,161 WELL, WE ARE GOING TO BE GIVING A BANQUET 86 00:04:09,205 --> 00:04:11,251 IN YOUR HONOR. AND... 87 00:04:13,340 --> 00:04:15,733 YOU ARE GOING TO BE GIVING A PRESENTATION 88 00:04:15,777 --> 00:04:17,257 ON THIS PAPER. 89 00:04:17,300 --> 00:04:20,129 YOU DID WRITE THE PAPER, CORRECT? 90 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:22,131 I MEAN, I'D HATE TO FIND OUT OTHERWISE. 91 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,655 YEAH, I-- I ACCEPT YOUR PROPOSAL 92 00:04:24,699 --> 00:04:26,570 - AND I'LL DO YOUR PRESENTATION. - GREAT! 93 00:04:26,614 --> 00:04:28,006 - COOL. - Radon: THAT'S IMPRESSIVE. 94 00:04:28,050 --> 00:04:29,878 IT'S NOT IMPRESSIVE. HE DIDN'T DO SHIT. 95 00:04:29,921 --> 00:04:31,662 HIS NERD DID EVERYTHING FOR HIM. 96 00:04:31,706 --> 00:04:33,447 WAIT, YOU GUYS GOT NERDS HERE? 97 00:04:33,490 --> 00:04:35,013 WE DON'T GOT THOSE IN DETROIT. 98 00:04:35,057 --> 00:04:37,581 EVERYBODY HAS THEIR OWN NERD THAT DOES THEIR WORK FOR THEM. 99 00:04:37,625 --> 00:04:39,496 EVEN YOU. 100 00:04:40,976 --> 00:04:42,760 I HAVE MY OWN NERD? 101 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:45,633 COACH, YOU SHOULD BE VERY PROUD OF YOUR PLAYERS. 102 00:04:45,676 --> 00:04:47,374 SHUT UP AND GET OUT. 103 00:04:47,417 --> 00:04:51,029 DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! 104 00:04:56,818 --> 00:04:58,776 GARY! HEY, YOU MADE IT. 105 00:04:58,820 --> 00:05:00,691 - THAT'S FOR YOU. - WHAT'S THIS? 106 00:05:00,735 --> 00:05:02,389 OH, YOU KNOW THE PAPER YOU WROTE 107 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:04,086 CALLED "SUPERMAN'S BROTHER"? 108 00:05:04,129 --> 00:05:06,610 - IT'S BEING PUBLISHED. - NO WAY! 109 00:05:06,654 --> 00:05:09,309 YES WAY, YES. NOW I HAVE TO GIVE A PRESENTATION 110 00:05:09,352 --> 00:05:11,441 AT A BANQUET IN MY HONOR, 111 00:05:11,485 --> 00:05:14,314 WHICH IS A LITTLE TOO MUCH ATTENTION, IF YOU ASK ME. 112 00:05:14,357 --> 00:05:17,186 SO IF YOU COULD JUST EASE UP ON THE EFFORT A LITTLE, THAT'D BE GREAT. 113 00:05:17,229 --> 00:05:19,275 DON'T WORRY, I'LL TAKE CARE OF THE PRESENTATION. 114 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,972 - GOOD. - THIS IS SO EXCITING. 115 00:05:21,016 --> 00:05:22,496 I KNOW. I'M OVER THE MOON. 116 00:05:22,539 --> 00:05:25,237 HEY, WHICH ONE OF YOU ALL IN HERE IS RADON RANDELL'S NERD? 117 00:05:25,281 --> 00:05:27,152 I KNOW YOU'RE ALL HERE SOMEWHERE. 118 00:05:27,196 --> 00:05:29,981 OH SHIT! YOU'RE MY NERD! 119 00:05:30,025 --> 00:05:33,115 WHOO! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU EXISTED, MAN. 120 00:05:33,158 --> 00:05:35,160 I THOUGHT YOU WAS LIKE THE TOOTH FAIRY OR SOMETHING. 121 00:05:35,204 --> 00:05:36,988 LIKE YOU'D JUST DO MY HOMEWORK AND THEN SLIDE IT 122 00:05:37,032 --> 00:05:39,208 UNDER THE PROFESSOR'S PILLOW. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 123 00:05:39,251 --> 00:05:41,950 - NO. - MY NERD! MY NERD! 124 00:05:41,993 --> 00:05:45,606 I FOUND-- I FOUND MY NERD! WE ABOUT TO GO GET DRUNK. COME ON, MAN. 125 00:05:45,649 --> 00:05:47,172 YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIT? 126 00:05:47,216 --> 00:05:49,392 NERDS AND JOCKS HANGING OUT TOGETHER. 127 00:05:49,436 --> 00:05:52,090 IT'S DISGUSTING. IT'S GROSS. 128 00:05:52,134 --> 00:05:55,267 YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE THE BIGGEST NERD AT THIS ENTIRE PARTY, RIGHT? 129 00:05:55,311 --> 00:05:58,053 ♪ I'M THE BADDEST AROUND, YEAH ♪ 130 00:05:58,096 --> 00:06:00,534 ♪ ONE OF THE BADDEST AROUND... ♪ 131 00:06:00,577 --> 00:06:04,102 LABELS, MAN-- PEOPLE CALLING YOU A NERD; 132 00:06:04,146 --> 00:06:07,018 PEOPLE CALLING ME THE GREATEST QUARTERBACK THAT EVER LIVED 133 00:06:07,062 --> 00:06:09,456 ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET ON THE EARTH. 134 00:06:09,499 --> 00:06:11,240 WE JUST PEOPLE, MAN. 135 00:06:11,283 --> 00:06:13,068 AND WHEN WE DIE AND COME BACK, 136 00:06:13,111 --> 00:06:14,896 WE COME BACK AS WHATEVER WE WANT. 137 00:06:14,939 --> 00:06:17,246 I'M GONNA COME BACK AS A RARE FERRARI. 138 00:06:17,289 --> 00:06:19,553 - I DON'T FEEL GOOD. - GO TAKE A NAP. 139 00:06:19,596 --> 00:06:21,381 ANY BED YOU WANT. IT'S ALL GOOD. 140 00:06:21,424 --> 00:06:23,557 HEY, YOU WANT ME TO SING TO YOU OR SOME SHIT? 141 00:06:23,600 --> 00:06:25,559 I DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW NERDS GO TO SLEEP. 142 00:06:25,602 --> 00:06:27,604 NO, THAT'S ALL RIGHT. 143 00:06:31,478 --> 00:06:32,870 I LOVE YOU, MY NERD BROTHER. 144 00:06:32,914 --> 00:06:34,524 LOVE YOU TOO, RADON. 145 00:06:50,801 --> 00:06:52,934 THIS IS A WATERBED. 146 00:07:08,079 --> 00:07:10,125 BEST PRANK EVER. 147 00:07:10,168 --> 00:07:11,996 YOU'RE GONNA BE SO WET. 148 00:07:16,436 --> 00:07:19,482 WHOA, SO WHAT HAPPENED TO NO MORE PARTYING? 149 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:22,529 ALEX, I HAVE MONTHS OF WORK TO CATCH UP ON. 150 00:07:22,572 --> 00:07:24,574 WEED HELPS ME FOCUS. 151 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:27,185 OH MY GOD, MY WATERBED! 152 00:07:27,229 --> 00:07:29,492 - MY FRIEND! - MY NERD! 153 00:07:29,536 --> 00:07:31,886 MAN, SOMEBODY DROWNED MY NERD. 154 00:07:35,933 --> 00:07:37,935 Doctor: THERE'S NO PERMANENT DAMAGE, 155 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:40,721 BUT THERE'S NO TELLING HOW LONG THE COMA WILL LAST. 156 00:07:48,642 --> 00:07:51,862 IT'S JUST SOMETHING TO REMEMBER HIM BY. 157 00:07:51,906 --> 00:07:55,997 NERDS, WE GOT YOU THIS. 158 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:57,738 NO? 159 00:07:57,781 --> 00:07:59,391 MAYBE LATER. 160 00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:03,134 WE ARE VERY TRULY SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. 161 00:08:03,178 --> 00:08:05,267 WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE HURTING RIGHT NOW. 162 00:08:05,310 --> 00:08:09,010 SO PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TAKE ONE BONUS DAY OFF OF OUR HOMEWORK. 163 00:08:09,053 --> 00:08:11,273 BUT IT'S STILL DUE THIS WEEK THOUGH, SO IF-- 164 00:08:11,316 --> 00:08:13,275 WHICH ONE OF YOU NEANDERTHALS DID THIS? 165 00:08:13,318 --> 00:08:15,320 HEY, WE'RE ALL HURTING RIGHT NOW. 166 00:08:15,364 --> 00:08:18,106 I MEAN, LOOK AT ME. I HAVE TO SLEEP IN LARRY'S WATERBED 167 00:08:18,149 --> 00:08:20,543 UNTIL MINE GETS FIXED. THERE'S PAIN EVERYWHERE. 168 00:08:20,587 --> 00:08:24,547 THAT'S IT. I'M SICK OF US BEING TREATED AS SECOND-CLASS CITIZENS. 169 00:08:24,591 --> 00:08:27,898 - WHOA. - WE WILL NEVER DO YOUR HOMEWORK EVER AGAIN. 170 00:08:27,942 --> 00:08:30,988 - WHAT? - I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH IT ALMOST GETS US LAID. 171 00:08:31,032 --> 00:08:32,947 NERDS, MAKE IT SO. 172 00:08:32,990 --> 00:08:35,253 THERE'S A PROTRACTOR IN THERE! 173 00:08:42,957 --> 00:08:46,482 - YOU USED TO BE SMART, RIGHT? - YEAH. 174 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:49,964 GOOD. I HAVE A PRESENTATION I HAVE TO GIVE TOMORROW 175 00:08:50,007 --> 00:08:53,402 ON A PAPER I DIDN'T EVEN WRITE CALLED "SUPERMAN'S BROTHER." 176 00:08:53,445 --> 00:08:55,056 SUPERMAN DIDN'T HAVE A BROTHER. 177 00:08:55,099 --> 00:08:56,840 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT TOO. I'M SO CONFUSED. 178 00:08:56,884 --> 00:08:58,973 I HAVEN'T EVEN READ THE PAPER. I CAN'T GET THE PAPER. 179 00:08:59,016 --> 00:09:01,541 NOBODY WANTS TO GIVE ME THE PAPER. THEY DON'T WANT TO EXPLAIN THE PAPER. 180 00:09:01,584 --> 00:09:04,065 THEY DON'T EXPLAIN WHAT'S IN THE BOX. WHAT IS THIS? LOOK. 181 00:09:04,108 --> 00:09:05,588 "BLACK POWER"? REALLY? 182 00:09:05,632 --> 00:09:07,590 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO. - ALEX! 183 00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:10,811 RELAX. YOU JUST NEED TO FOCUS. 184 00:09:10,854 --> 00:09:13,074 AHEM. 185 00:09:13,117 --> 00:09:15,990 I'LL PACK MY BONG. 186 00:09:16,033 --> 00:09:19,167 SO WHAT DO WE DO NOW? I GOT HEURISTICS HOMEWORK DUE. 187 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:21,430 I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT HEURISTICS IS. 188 00:09:21,473 --> 00:09:23,084 WE'LL JUST GET SOME NEW NERDS. 189 00:09:23,127 --> 00:09:25,782 YOU KNOW HOW MANY GO TO THIS SCHOOL? LITERALLY BILLIONS. 190 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,872 AH! WHAT THE HELLSIES?! 191 00:09:28,916 --> 00:09:31,309 TROT EVANS? 192 00:09:31,353 --> 00:09:33,877 WHAT ARE YOU BASEBALL GOONS DOING ON OUR TURF? YOU KNOW THE RULES. 193 00:09:33,921 --> 00:09:37,141 YEAH WELL, THE RULES CHANGED WHEN OUR NERDS STOPPED DOING OUR HOMEWORK, BRO. 194 00:09:37,185 --> 00:09:38,926 SO NOW YOU'RE GONNA DO IT. 195 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,058 THE BASEBALL TEAM'S NERDS STOPPED DOING HOMEWORK TOO, BRO? 196 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:42,625 IT'S CAMPUS-WIDE, BRO. 197 00:09:42,669 --> 00:09:45,019 EVERY NERD ON THIS CAMPUS IS ON STRIKE. 198 00:09:45,062 --> 00:09:46,629 - BRO? - BRO. 199 00:09:46,673 --> 00:09:49,632 - BRO. - THIS IS WAY MORE SERIOUS THAN I THOUGHT. 200 00:09:49,676 --> 00:09:53,027 I'M CALLING A MEETING OF THE B.M.S. CAPTAINS. 201 00:09:56,247 --> 00:09:58,902 CAPTAINS OF B.M.S., 202 00:09:58,946 --> 00:10:01,775 YOU ARE ALL AWARE OF THE CURRENT NERD CRISIS. 203 00:10:01,818 --> 00:10:03,820 IF THIS ISN'T RESOLVED IMMEDIATELY 204 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:05,996 WE MIGHT ALL BE DOING OUR HOMEWORK. 205 00:10:06,040 --> 00:10:09,043 I'D LIKE TO OPEN THE FLOOR TO ANY SOLUTIONS YOU MAY HAVE. 206 00:10:10,697 --> 00:10:13,787 BRYCE WOODSY, TENNIS TEAM. 207 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:16,050 WILL THERE AT ANY TIME BE FOOD HERE? 208 00:10:17,355 --> 00:10:19,880 UM, YEAH. I THINK WE HAVE SOME FOOD COMING, BRYCE. 209 00:10:19,923 --> 00:10:23,057 I THINK WE HAVE A NICE PLATTER OF KNUCKLE SANDWICHES. 210 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,886 DO YOU WANT ONE? WOULD YOU LIKE A KNUCKLE SANDWICH? 211 00:10:25,929 --> 00:10:27,931 - I'M GOOD. - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 212 00:10:27,975 --> 00:10:31,674 NOW, DOES ANYONE HAVE ANY SOLUTIONS? 213 00:10:31,718 --> 00:10:34,459 LUCY WILLIAMS, VOLLEYBALL. 214 00:10:34,503 --> 00:10:37,027 I WAS TOLD THIS MEETING WAS FOR SPORTS CAPTAINS, 215 00:10:37,071 --> 00:10:39,029 SO WHY IS GOLF HERE? 216 00:10:39,073 --> 00:10:41,510 HEY, GOLF IS A SPORT. 217 00:10:41,553 --> 00:10:43,555 - IT'S A HOBBY. 218 00:10:43,599 --> 00:10:46,036 - IT'S MORE LIKE CHESS OR CHECKERS. - IT'S NOT A SPORT. 219 00:10:46,080 --> 00:10:48,430 GUYS, THE NERD CRISIS! 220 00:10:49,823 --> 00:10:52,390 CLAUDE CHAVALIER, HOCKEY TEAM. 221 00:10:52,434 --> 00:10:55,655 WHY DO NOT WE JUST PRESENT THE NERDS AN OPTION OF-- 222 00:10:55,698 --> 00:10:58,745 I DON'T UNDERSTAND A WORD YOU'RE SAYING, BRO. 223 00:10:58,788 --> 00:11:00,181 LIKE NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. 224 00:11:01,617 --> 00:11:04,098 NOT A WORD. I DIDN'T-- 225 00:11:04,141 --> 00:11:06,666 - DOES ANY-- CAN-- 226 00:11:10,626 --> 00:11:14,195 SAMMY CACCIATORE, SPIRIT SQUAD. 227 00:11:14,238 --> 00:11:17,111 MY SOLUTION-- PRANKING. 228 00:11:17,154 --> 00:11:18,590 WHO THE HELL ARE YOU, BRO? 229 00:11:18,634 --> 00:11:20,941 I'M THE JOCK WHO PUT THAT NERD IN A COMA. 230 00:11:20,984 --> 00:11:23,465 THAT'S WHO I AM, TOUGH GUY. 231 00:11:23,508 --> 00:11:25,728 - THAT WAS YOU? - YUP. 232 00:11:25,772 --> 00:11:27,687 WHY? 233 00:11:29,253 --> 00:11:31,734 BECAUSE SCREW THEM. 234 00:11:31,778 --> 00:11:33,693 THAT'S WHY. 235 00:11:35,738 --> 00:11:38,001 OKAY, SO LET'S REVIEW 236 00:11:38,045 --> 00:11:41,701 'CAUSE I THINK WE WERE WORKING ON SOME REALLY GREAT STUFF SO FAR. 237 00:11:41,744 --> 00:11:44,834 - MALCOLM X... - YEAH. 238 00:11:44,878 --> 00:11:47,924 - ...IS DEAD. - YEAH. 239 00:11:47,968 --> 00:11:51,058 AS DEAD AS A DOORKNOB. 240 00:11:51,101 --> 00:11:53,887 - I LIKE THAT. - BUT... 241 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:57,412 HIS LIGHT SHINES ON 242 00:11:57,455 --> 00:12:00,763 THROUGH TIME AND SPACE. 243 00:12:00,807 --> 00:12:03,113 WHICH IS WHERE SUPERMAN'S-- 244 00:12:03,157 --> 00:12:05,289 WHICH IS WHERE SUPERMAN COMES FROM. 245 00:12:05,333 --> 00:12:07,161 ALEX. 246 00:12:07,204 --> 00:12:10,033 ALEX, AND IF SUPERMAN IS FROM SPACE-- 247 00:12:10,077 --> 00:12:12,470 THEN SO IS HIS BROTHER. 248 00:12:12,514 --> 00:12:14,081 YES! 249 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:16,518 - I LIKE THAT. - I THINK WE GOT IT. 250 00:12:18,563 --> 00:12:20,957 YOU GUYS WANTED TO SEE US? 251 00:12:21,001 --> 00:12:23,830 RADON? 252 00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:26,267 WHAT ARE YOU WEARING? 253 00:12:26,310 --> 00:12:28,095 SOLIDARITY, BROTHER. 254 00:12:28,138 --> 00:12:29,531 SOLIDARITY. 255 00:12:31,838 --> 00:12:33,753 OKAY, FIRST OF ALL I'D LIKE TO SAY 256 00:12:33,796 --> 00:12:36,059 I THINK THIS HAS BEEN HARD ON ALL OF US. 257 00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:38,192 ESPECIALLY ME. 258 00:12:38,235 --> 00:12:41,456 BUT I THINK THAT WE HAVE AN OFFER THAT EVERYONE WILL BE HAPPY WITH. 259 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:44,285 PREPARE TO BE PRANKED, NERDS. 260 00:12:44,328 --> 00:12:46,200 HE'S THE ONE YOU WANT. 261 00:12:46,243 --> 00:12:48,071 HE'S THE ONE THAT PUT YOUR NERD IN A COMA. 262 00:12:48,115 --> 00:12:50,291 - YOU! - TAKE HIM, HE'S YOURS. 263 00:12:50,334 --> 00:12:52,119 WE'LL LEAVE THE HOMEWORK HERE 264 00:12:52,162 --> 00:12:54,469 AND BID YOU A FOND ADIEU. 265 00:12:54,512 --> 00:12:57,211 Sammy: HEY, YOU CAN'T DO THIS, YOU TRAITORS! 266 00:12:57,254 --> 00:13:00,127 YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I'LL PUT YOU IN A COMA! 267 00:13:00,170 --> 00:13:02,259 ALL PUT YOU ALL IN COMAS! 268 00:13:07,134 --> 00:13:10,746 MARTY. TO WHAT DO I OWE THE PLEASURE? 269 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,661 SO WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON? 270 00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,098 THREE OF MY PLAYERS SHOW UP LATE FOR PRACTICE TODAY. 271 00:13:15,142 --> 00:13:17,927 YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE THEY'RE DOING HOMEWORK. 272 00:13:17,971 --> 00:13:21,104 - THEY'RE STUDENTS FIRST, MARTY. - WE HAD AN UNSPOKEN AGREEMENT. 273 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:23,672 AND ALL I ASK YOU TO DO IS JUST LOOK THE OTHER WAY 274 00:13:23,715 --> 00:13:25,630 WHEN IT COMES TO THE GRADES THEY GET. 275 00:13:25,674 --> 00:13:27,328 JOCK ASSHOLES LIKE YOU 276 00:13:27,371 --> 00:13:30,461 HAVE RULED THE ROOST FOR FAR TOO LONG. 277 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:33,421 DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PAPERS I WROTE IN COLLEGE 278 00:13:33,464 --> 00:13:35,205 THAT I NEVER RECEIVED CREDIT FOR? 279 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:37,599 I GET IT NOW. 280 00:13:37,642 --> 00:13:40,036 THIS WHOLE HOMEWORK BOYCOTT, 281 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:42,038 YOU PUT 'EM UP TO IT. 282 00:13:42,082 --> 00:13:44,824 I MERELY USHERED THEM TOWARD REDEMPTION. 283 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:49,524 TOMORROW, ONE OF YOUR PLAYERS IS GOING TO STAND UP 284 00:13:49,567 --> 00:13:53,093 AND TAKE CREDIT FOR A PUBLISHED PAPER THAT HE DIDN'T WRITE 285 00:13:53,136 --> 00:13:57,271 AND HE WILL BE EXPOSED. 286 00:13:57,314 --> 00:14:01,101 AND THINGS WILL CHANGE. 287 00:14:01,144 --> 00:14:03,930 THAT BALANCE HAS EXISTED FOR DECADES 288 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,323 FOR A REASON, NERD. 289 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:10,327 ALL GOOD THINGS MUST COME TO AN END, JOCK. 290 00:14:11,546 --> 00:14:13,243 NOW GET OUT OF MY OFFICE. 291 00:14:17,900 --> 00:14:19,467 OKAY, SO WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? 292 00:14:19,510 --> 00:14:22,252 DENNIS JUST CAST A FLESH SPELL ON YOUR WIZARD. 293 00:14:22,296 --> 00:14:24,124 NO MAN, I REVERSED THAT. 294 00:14:24,167 --> 00:14:26,953 THEN I STABBED HIS HOBBIT EYES OUT WITH MY WIZARD STICK. 295 00:14:26,996 --> 00:14:30,173 WHAT IS THIS? AREN'T YOU NERDS GONNA GET REVENGE ON ME OR SOMETHING? 296 00:14:30,217 --> 00:14:33,611 YOU'RE ONE OF US, SAMMY. AND NERDS DON'T HURT OTHER NERDS. 297 00:14:33,655 --> 00:14:35,570 STOP SAYING THAT. I'M NOT A NERD. 298 00:14:35,613 --> 00:14:37,572 YES YOU ARE. LOOK AT YOU. 299 00:14:37,615 --> 00:14:40,357 - YOU'RE SMALL AS SHIT. - SO WAS DOUG FLUTIE. 300 00:14:40,401 --> 00:14:43,360 - YOU HAVE NO ATHLETIC ABILITY. - I'D ARGUE THAT. 301 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:46,102 YOU RARELY GET LAID. YOU DO YOUR OWN HOMEWORK. 302 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:48,365 YOU'RE UNCONCERNED WITH YOUR PERSONAL HYGIENE. 303 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,150 YEAH, MAN. LOOK AT THE WAY YOU DRESS. 304 00:14:50,193 --> 00:14:51,803 YOU AIN'T GOT NO STYLE. 305 00:14:51,847 --> 00:14:55,155 AND THE B.M.S. CAPTAINS SOLD YOU OUT. PFFT! 306 00:14:57,157 --> 00:14:59,420 OH MY GOD. 307 00:14:59,463 --> 00:15:00,987 I'M A NERD. 308 00:15:01,030 --> 00:15:03,380 HEY, NERDVILLE IS NOT THAT BAD. IT'S OKAY. 309 00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,426 THOSE JOCKS AREN'T GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS. 310 00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:08,559 I'M JUST AS ANGRY AS YOU ARE, SAMMY, BUT THERE'S NOTHING THAT WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. 311 00:15:08,603 --> 00:15:10,997 OH, THERE'S SOMETHING WE CAN DO ABOUT IT. 312 00:15:11,040 --> 00:15:13,129 AND IT'S CALLED THE MASTER OF ALL PRANKS. 313 00:15:13,651 --> 00:15:15,305 ♪ SHE'S GOT THE GREATEST HAIRCUT ♪ 314 00:15:15,349 --> 00:15:17,786 ♪ FINE AND DANDY, FINE AND DANDY... ♪ 315 00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,223 OH SHIT! WE'RE LATE. WAKE UP. 316 00:15:20,267 --> 00:15:22,312 - MARY JO, WAKE UP. - ALEX. 317 00:15:22,356 --> 00:15:24,401 - WHEN DID YOU GET HERE? - I GOT HERE LAST NIGHT. 318 00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:26,664 WE FIGURED THIS OUT. 319 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,014 RIGHT? DID WE FIGURE THIS OUT? 320 00:15:28,057 --> 00:15:30,538 DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT WE FIGURED OUT? 321 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:32,801 NO. 322 00:15:32,844 --> 00:15:35,847 BUT MAYBE IF WE SMOKE SOME WEED WE'LL FIGURE IT OUT. 323 00:15:35,891 --> 00:15:38,241 - YEAH, THAT'S GOOD. GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD GOOD. - ALL RIGHT. 324 00:15:39,764 --> 00:15:41,853 DID WE...? 325 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:44,639 IF WE DON'T REMEMBER... 326 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:49,078 IT DOESN'T COUNT? 327 00:15:49,122 --> 00:15:51,863 MY FAVORITE SUBJECT? 328 00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:54,997 UM, ENGLISH, 'CAUSE I LOVE WORDS. 329 00:15:55,041 --> 00:15:57,869 I LOVE HEARING THEM. I LOVE SAYING THEM. 330 00:15:57,913 --> 00:16:00,133 RIGHT THERE WAS A PERFECT EXAMPLE OF A SENTENCE. 331 00:16:00,176 --> 00:16:02,178 SEE, THAT'S WHAT I JUST DID. 332 00:16:02,222 --> 00:16:05,355 I'VE BEEN DOING IT MY WHOLE LIFE. I'M GETTING PRETTY GOOD NOW. 333 00:16:05,399 --> 00:16:08,837 I ALSO LIKE PARAGRAPHS. I LOVE COMMAS. 334 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,883 PERIODS AND EXCLAMATE-- EXMA-- 335 00:16:11,927 --> 00:16:15,757 ES-- THE THING WITH THE DOT UNDERNEATH. 336 00:16:19,195 --> 00:16:21,067 SAMMY, THIS MASTER PRANK, 337 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:23,243 I AGREE THAT A POINT NEEDS TO BE MADE HERE, 338 00:16:23,286 --> 00:16:25,332 BUT PERHAPS WE CAN DO A BETTER JOB. 339 00:16:25,375 --> 00:16:27,160 GARY, I'M RUNNING THE SHOW NOW, OKAY, PAL? 340 00:16:27,203 --> 00:16:29,379 THEY'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH PUTTING AL IN A COMA. 341 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,077 BUT YOU PUT AL IN A COMA. 342 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,905 HE HAD IT COMING. 343 00:16:35,907 --> 00:16:37,779 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 344 00:16:37,822 --> 00:16:40,434 I AM YOUR DEAN. 345 00:16:43,741 --> 00:16:45,569 NOW BEING A DEAN 346 00:16:45,613 --> 00:16:48,007 IS LIKE BEING A GARDENER 347 00:16:48,050 --> 00:16:52,663 WHO GROWS FLOWERS OF ENLIGHTENMENT. 348 00:16:52,707 --> 00:16:54,448 TODAY I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU 349 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:57,929 TO ONE OF THE BRIGHTEST FLOWERS IN MY GARDEN. 350 00:16:57,973 --> 00:17:00,149 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER 351 00:17:00,193 --> 00:17:01,846 FOR ALEX MORAN. 352 00:17:05,111 --> 00:17:06,851 - I CAN'T DO THIS. I CAN'T DO THIS. - YES YOU CAN. 353 00:17:06,895 --> 00:17:08,897 - I CAN'T-- - TRUST THE WEED. 354 00:17:11,508 --> 00:17:14,207 SUCKER. 355 00:17:14,250 --> 00:17:16,383 NERD! 356 00:17:17,601 --> 00:17:19,560 - HI. 357 00:17:19,603 --> 00:17:22,128 THANK YOU, DEAN. 358 00:17:24,043 --> 00:17:27,394 WHAT IS A PRESENTATION? 359 00:17:28,656 --> 00:17:30,527 UH... 360 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:33,617 - SUPERMAN WOULD KNOW THAT. 361 00:17:37,534 --> 00:17:40,885 BUT HAS HE EVER BEEN TO ASIA? 362 00:17:46,369 --> 00:17:48,328 PROBABLY. 363 00:17:48,371 --> 00:17:50,025 HE FLIES AROUND A LOT. 364 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:51,896 YES! 365 00:17:51,940 --> 00:17:55,204 AND THROUGH HIS DETERMINATION 366 00:17:55,248 --> 00:17:58,120 HE SOLVED THE RUBIK'S CUBE. 367 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,992 I THOUGHT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABOUT WORMHOLES? 368 00:18:01,036 --> 00:18:04,909 Alex: THE THING ABOUT SUPERMAN IS, UH... 369 00:18:08,130 --> 00:18:11,133 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES SUPERMAN 370 00:18:11,177 --> 00:18:13,483 FORGETS HIS BROTHER 371 00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:16,878 WHO SITS IN HIS SHADOW. 372 00:18:16,921 --> 00:18:20,490 SURE, HE CAN'T THROW THE FOOTBALL AS WELL AS SUPERMAN CAN, RIGHT? 373 00:18:20,534 --> 00:18:23,276 BUT DOES THAT MEAN THAT HE SHOULDN'T BE APPRECIATED? 374 00:18:23,319 --> 00:18:26,627 NO WAY. 375 00:18:26,670 --> 00:18:29,151 I GOT A CONFESSION I'VE GOT TO MAKE. 376 00:18:29,195 --> 00:18:32,894 HE'S GONNA CONFESS. WE GOT TO CALL IT OFF. 377 00:18:34,417 --> 00:18:35,940 THAT'S THE GO SIGNAL FROM GARY. 378 00:18:37,551 --> 00:18:39,770 - LET'S DO THIS. - DON'T DO IT, SON. 379 00:18:39,814 --> 00:18:41,903 IT WASN'T ME WHO-- 380 00:18:43,078 --> 00:18:45,428 Since the beginning of time, 381 00:18:45,472 --> 00:18:48,170 the nerd has been oppressed by the jock. 382 00:18:48,214 --> 00:18:50,912 That ends today. 383 00:18:50,955 --> 00:18:53,567 And I want you to look deep into the face 384 00:18:53,610 --> 00:18:56,657 of the nerd who's gonna do it. 385 00:19:15,110 --> 00:19:17,199 IT'S OUR HOMEWORK. 386 00:20:11,035 --> 00:20:12,776 NERD. 387 00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,655 GARY, I'M SORRY ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED. 388 00:20:21,698 --> 00:20:23,831 ALL RIGHT? I'M GONNA MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 389 00:20:25,311 --> 00:20:26,877 GARY, THIS IS LISA; LISA, THIS IS GARY. 390 00:20:26,921 --> 00:20:29,184 - HEY. - HAVE FUN. 391 00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,578 Mary Jo: THAT WAS SWEET OF YOU. 392 00:20:31,621 --> 00:20:33,754 Alex: THANKS. 393 00:20:36,104 --> 00:20:37,888 WOW. 394 00:20:37,932 --> 00:20:40,500 EVERYTHING REALLY WORKED OUT FOR EVERYONE. 395 00:20:40,543 --> 00:20:43,851 - DIDN'T IT? - YEAH. 396 00:20:49,291 --> 00:20:51,859 ♪ DEEP WITHIN THE MOUNTAINS OF BLUE ♪ 397 00:20:51,902 --> 00:20:55,863 ♪ THERE'S A UNIVERSITY THAT'S PERFECT FOR YOU ♪ 398 00:20:55,906 --> 00:20:59,127 ♪ WHERE EDUCATION IS PRIORITY ONE ♪ 399 00:20:59,170 --> 00:21:02,870 ♪ GET A MAJOR IN KNOWLEDGE WHILE YOU MINOR IN FUN ♪ 400 00:21:02,913 --> 00:21:06,482 ♪ B.M.S., B.M.S. 401 00:21:06,526 --> 00:21:09,529 ♪ WHO IS B.M.S.? 402 00:21:13,054 --> 00:21:16,753 ♪ B.M.S., B.M.S. 403 00:21:16,797 --> 00:21:19,974 ♪ YOU ARE B.M.S. 29649

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