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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:04,526 DO YOU KNOW I HAVE A YELLOW BELT IN THREE DIFFERENT MARTIAL ARTS? 2 00:00:04,569 --> 00:00:06,789 IT'S TRUE. I'D SHOW YOU, BUT I DON'T WANT TO KILL YOU. 3 00:00:09,705 --> 00:00:12,142 - DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK! 4 00:00:17,017 --> 00:00:19,845 HEY HEY, WHOSE PHONE IS THAT? CUT THE MUSIC, DONNIE. 5 00:00:23,936 --> 00:00:26,069 I'M GONNA CLOSE MY EYES AND COUNT TO THREE 6 00:00:26,113 --> 00:00:30,595 AND WHEN I OPEN THEM, SOMEBODY WILL BE ANSWERING THEIR PHONE! 7 00:00:30,639 --> 00:00:33,076 - DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK DRINK-- 8 00:00:33,120 --> 00:00:35,774 IT'S COMING FROM IN HERE. 9 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:39,082 Machine: Whassup? You've reached the Goat House. 10 00:00:39,126 --> 00:00:41,345 We can't make it to the phone right now 11 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:44,392 - because we're probably partying super hard... - UH... NOPE. 12 00:00:44,435 --> 00:00:46,350 - ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE. - IT'S HERE. 13 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:49,397 - CHECK-- CHECK THE REFRIGERATOR. - We'll get back to you ASAP. 14 00:00:49,440 --> 00:00:52,791 BMS, party on! 15 00:00:52,835 --> 00:00:55,664 - WHAT THE HELL IS IT? - IT'S AN ANSWERING MACHINE. 16 00:00:55,707 --> 00:00:58,623 - Woman: Hey, it's me. 17 00:00:58,667 --> 00:01:00,799 This is awkward, but... 18 00:01:00,843 --> 00:01:02,453 I'm pregnant. 19 00:01:02,497 --> 00:01:05,021 So we need to figure this out. 20 00:01:05,065 --> 00:01:07,632 I'm keeping it and I have expectations. 21 00:01:07,676 --> 00:01:09,808 Call me back. 22 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:16,598 - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 23 00:01:19,949 --> 00:01:23,344 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 24 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:27,478 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 25 00:01:27,522 --> 00:01:28,827 ♪ HELL YEAH 26 00:01:28,871 --> 00:01:30,612 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW 27 00:01:30,655 --> 00:01:33,441 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 28 00:01:33,484 --> 00:01:36,313 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW ♪ 29 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:39,838 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 30 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:42,058 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW. 31 00:01:44,887 --> 00:01:47,455 - Cheerleader: COME ON, GIRLS. - DADDY, DADDY! 32 00:01:47,498 --> 00:01:52,242 HEY! HEY HEY HEY HEY. 33 00:01:52,286 --> 00:01:54,244 - HEY, I GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. - WHAT IS IT? 34 00:01:54,288 --> 00:01:58,074 - THIS! - JON JON, GET HIM OFF THE FIELD. 35 00:02:00,685 --> 00:02:02,513 GO BACK TO MOMMY. 36 00:02:04,515 --> 00:02:06,996 - YOU KNOW I SAW JOE THE OTHER DAY. - JOE WHO? 37 00:02:08,389 --> 00:02:10,173 - JOE YOUR SON. - REALLY? 38 00:02:10,217 --> 00:02:12,567 - CONGRATULATIONS. - HE'S STILL BARTENDING. 39 00:02:12,610 --> 00:02:15,222 HEY, MAYBE YOU SHOULD INVITE HIM TO THE FIELD SOMETIME. 40 00:02:15,265 --> 00:02:17,789 HE WOULDN'T COME. 41 00:02:22,229 --> 00:02:24,318 WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER, MARTY. 42 00:02:24,361 --> 00:02:26,885 WILL YOU START THE FRIGGING PRACTICE? 43 00:02:26,929 --> 00:02:28,452 Radon: DUDE, WHY WOULD YOU USE CONDOMS? 44 00:02:28,496 --> 00:02:30,759 THAT'S THE STUPIDEST THING I EVER HEARD OF IN MY LIFE. 45 00:02:30,802 --> 00:02:33,065 - ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW? 46 00:02:33,109 --> 00:02:34,980 THIS WOMAN, WHOEVER SHE IS, 47 00:02:35,024 --> 00:02:36,591 IS OBVIOUSLY TRYING TO TRAP ME. 48 00:02:36,634 --> 00:02:38,767 SHE KNOWS I'LL BE MAKING BILLIONS NEXT YEAR WHEN I GO PRO 49 00:02:38,810 --> 00:02:40,464 - AND SHE'S JUST LOOKING TO CASH IN. - MAN, WHATEVER, MAN. 50 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:43,467 THAT MESSAGE WAS FOR ME. EVERY SUCCESSFUL ATHLETE 51 00:02:43,511 --> 00:02:46,035 GOT A BABY MAMA. SHAWN KEMP, BABY MAMA. 52 00:02:46,078 --> 00:02:49,256 HOLYFIELD, BABY MAMA. HELL, EVEN TOM BRADY GOT A BABY MAMA. 53 00:02:49,299 --> 00:02:52,084 - MAN, THAT BABY MY DESTINY. - SHE CALLED THE GOAT HOUSE. 54 00:02:52,128 --> 00:02:53,608 I LIVE THERE. YOU DON'T. 55 00:02:53,651 --> 00:02:56,001 I KNOW IT'S NOT MINE. I USE CONDOMS. 56 00:02:56,045 --> 00:02:59,483 AND SINCE NOBODY ELSE ON THIS TEAM DOES, I'D SAY THE ODDS ARE IN MY FAVOR. 57 00:02:59,527 --> 00:03:01,050 CONDOMS ARE FOR BANANAS. 58 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:08,666 - HEY, SAMMY. - OH HEY. 59 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:10,973 - HOW'S IT GOING? 60 00:03:11,016 --> 00:03:13,410 I WILL SEE YOU LATER, BABY, OKAY? 61 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:15,369 - YOU BET YOU WILL. - YEAH? 62 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:18,676 OH, WHO'S THAT? THAT'S MY NEW GIRLFRIEND. 63 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:21,679 DOES SHE GIVE GOOD SLOW BLOWS? YES, SHE DOES. 64 00:03:21,723 --> 00:03:24,160 - WAY TOO HOT FOR ME, RIGHT? - ABSOLUTELY. DEFINITELY. 65 00:03:24,204 --> 00:03:26,771 - I KNOW. CRAZY. - SLOW BLOWS? I NEVER HEARD OF THOSE. 66 00:03:26,815 --> 00:03:29,252 YEAH, NEITHER DID I, BUT, MAN, WERE WE MISSING OUT. 67 00:03:29,296 --> 00:03:33,256 MAN, I'D PAY $500 JUST TO GET A PICTURE OF THOSE GIRLS IN THE SHOWER. 68 00:03:33,300 --> 00:03:35,606 WELL, BAM! CHECK THIS OUT, LOOK AT THIS. 69 00:03:35,650 --> 00:03:37,129 - POSTGAME, PREGAME... - NO WAY! 70 00:03:37,173 --> 00:03:39,001 - LOOK AT THIS. - THAT'S YOUR-- 71 00:03:39,044 --> 00:03:41,873 - ISN'T THAT YOUR SISTER? - YEAH, SHE WALKED INTO MY SHOT ACCIDENTALLY. 72 00:03:41,917 --> 00:03:44,180 - AND THAT ONE-- SHE WALKED IN ON THAT ONE. - THAT'S YOUR SISTER. 73 00:03:44,224 --> 00:03:46,138 - THAT'S HER TOO. - SHE WALKED IN ON THAT ONE TOO. 74 00:03:46,182 --> 00:03:48,271 - SHE WALKED IN-- SHE KEEPS WALKING IN. - THAT'S KINDA WEIRD, MAN. 75 00:03:50,360 --> 00:03:54,973 OKAY, HERE'S THE LIST OF ALL THE SLOOTS I'VE BONED IN THE LAST NINE MONTHS. 76 00:03:57,019 --> 00:03:59,195 NOW I'VE RUN OUT OF CHALK, SO LET'S START BY 77 00:03:59,239 --> 00:04:01,589 SEEKING OUT THE GIRLS IN THE VENGEFUL CATEGORY. 78 00:04:01,632 --> 00:04:05,245 DURING INTERROGATIONS, DO NOT LET THEM FOOL YOU. 79 00:04:05,288 --> 00:04:09,292 THEY MAY SEEM HARMLESS, BUT SOME WOMEN WILL BE VERY VERY SMART... 80 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:11,207 I'M GONNA MAKE A GREAT FATHER. 81 00:04:11,251 --> 00:04:14,297 A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T KNOW THIS, BUT I'M A GREAT LISTENER. 82 00:04:14,341 --> 00:04:18,127 I ONLY DO IT IN THE BUTT 'CAUSE THEN GIRLS CAN'T GET PREGNANT THAT WAY. 83 00:04:18,170 --> 00:04:19,607 - RIGHT? - YEAH. 84 00:04:19,650 --> 00:04:22,131 - ARE YOU WRITING DOWN BABY NAMES TOO? - NO NO NO. 85 00:04:22,174 --> 00:04:24,307 I'M GONNA TAKE A VICTORY LAP. I'M GOING TO STOP BY, 86 00:04:24,351 --> 00:04:27,484 SAY HI TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE EVER SLEPT WITH THE WHOLE TIME I'VE BEEN HERE. 87 00:04:27,528 --> 00:04:29,617 IT'S KIND OF A GOOD WAY TO RECONNECT. 88 00:04:29,660 --> 00:04:31,271 - WHAT'S THE NUMBERS FOR? - FOR THE RANKINGS. 89 00:04:31,314 --> 00:04:33,882 - DAMN, THAT'S A GREAT SYSTEM. - ISN'T THAT GREAT? 90 00:04:33,925 --> 00:04:35,884 MY SYSTEM IS I JUST ASK EVERYBODY. 91 00:04:35,927 --> 00:04:38,452 - THAT'S GOOD. - HEY, WHAT'S UP, GIRL? 92 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:40,628 - YOU PREGNANT? - NO! 93 00:04:40,671 --> 00:04:42,760 AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE BUDDY SYSTEM. 94 00:04:42,804 --> 00:04:45,154 OKAY, LET'S GET OUT THERE AND FIND THOSE SLOOTS. 95 00:04:45,197 --> 00:04:46,198 LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO. 96 00:04:52,901 --> 00:04:54,946 ♪ Listen, I know you'll feel it ♪ 97 00:04:54,990 --> 00:04:56,818 ♪ As long as I love 98 00:04:56,861 --> 00:04:58,950 ♪ Listen, I know you'll feel it... ♪ 99 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:02,389 - HI, HANDSOME. - ♪ Listen, I know you'll feel it ♪ 100 00:05:02,432 --> 00:05:04,652 - ♪ As long as I love... - HELLO HELLO HELLO. 101 00:05:04,695 --> 00:05:07,437 - ♪ Listen, I know you'll feel it... ♪ - HI. 102 00:05:07,481 --> 00:05:11,049 ♪ Listen, I know you'll feel it ♪ 103 00:05:11,093 --> 00:05:13,008 - ♪ As long as I love... - HEY, JOE! 104 00:05:13,051 --> 00:05:15,184 JOE! 105 00:05:15,227 --> 00:05:18,100 - HOW ARE YOU DOING? - STILL BEING SUPER GAY, DAD. 106 00:05:18,143 --> 00:05:20,145 - THANKS FOR ASKING. - THAT'S GOOD. 107 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,800 HEY, I WANT YOU TO COME BY THE FIELD THIS WEEK. 108 00:05:22,844 --> 00:05:26,804 MAYBE WE CAN JUST SPEND SOME TIME, LIKE BACK IN THE OLD DAYS. 109 00:05:26,848 --> 00:05:29,546 - WHY, ARE YOU DYING? - NO NO. 110 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:31,983 CAN WE GO TALK SOMEPLACE ELSE? 111 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:33,942 WHY, IS SOMETHING BOTHERING YOU? 112 00:05:33,985 --> 00:05:36,379 THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND, BY THE WAY-- DEMITRI. 113 00:05:36,423 --> 00:05:38,512 - HELLO. - YOU KNOW WHAT? 114 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:41,341 - THIS WAS A MISTAKE. - YEAH, IT WAS. 115 00:05:42,472 --> 00:05:44,431 WHAT DID YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYWAY? 116 00:05:44,474 --> 00:05:48,696 CHEATING ON OUR WIVES? PUTTING A FOOTBALL TEAM BEFORE OUR OWN FAMILIES? 117 00:05:48,739 --> 00:05:51,699 - DRINKING BUDWEISERS? - I DON'T DRINK BUDWEISERS. 118 00:05:51,742 --> 00:05:56,094 MARTY DANIELS, EVERYBODY! HE'S A SHITTY DAD, BUT WHAT A COACH. 119 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:06,278 COME ON, GIVE ME A SHOT. OKAY, GO. 120 00:06:14,809 --> 00:06:18,116 MAN, OH, I FORGOT HOW GOOD HARD LIQUOR TASTES. 121 00:06:18,160 --> 00:06:20,858 YOU KNOW, I USED TO DRINK IT ALL THE TIME, BUT-- 122 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:24,296 IT MADE MY KINDA CRAZY, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 123 00:06:24,340 --> 00:06:28,388 I THINK I DO! WHAT DO YOU SAY WE POUND ONE MORE BEER... 124 00:06:28,431 --> 00:06:30,999 - ALL RIGHT. - ...THEN YOU GIVE ME ONE OF YOUR FAMOUS SLOW BLOWS. 125 00:06:31,042 --> 00:06:33,654 AS YOU WISH. 126 00:06:33,697 --> 00:06:36,047 AWESOME! 127 00:06:36,091 --> 00:06:38,746 MY GOD, I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH FUN WE HAVE TOGETHER. 128 00:06:46,971 --> 00:06:49,452 - YOU'RE SURPRISED THAT I'M FUN? - OH NO, IT'S AN EXPRESSION. 129 00:06:49,496 --> 00:06:51,411 WHAT, NORMALLY I BORE YOU? 130 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:54,979 AM I NOT-- NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, HMM? 131 00:06:55,023 --> 00:06:56,677 NO NO NO NO. NO NO NO, OKAY OKAY. 132 00:06:56,720 --> 00:07:00,158 YOU KNOW WHAT? LET'S JUST FORGET I SAID ANYTHING 133 00:07:00,202 --> 00:07:01,899 AND WE GET TO THE SLOW BLOW? 134 00:07:01,943 --> 00:07:04,249 SLOW BLOW, YEAH, ALL RIGHT, YEAH SURE. 135 00:07:04,293 --> 00:07:06,469 THAT SOUNDS GREAT. 136 00:07:06,513 --> 00:07:08,863 HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A SLOW BLOW? 137 00:07:17,219 --> 00:07:19,482 - WHAT DO YOU WANT? - MY NAME IS THAD CASTLE. 138 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:22,311 WE BONED RECENTLY AND I WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT. 139 00:07:22,354 --> 00:07:25,314 READ THIS ALOUD, POR FAVOR. 140 00:07:25,357 --> 00:07:28,665 "HEY, IT'S ME. THIS IS AWKWARD, BUT I'M PREGNANT"? 141 00:07:28,709 --> 00:07:31,363 THAT'S GREAT! NOW TRY IT IN YOUR REAL VOICE. 142 00:07:31,407 --> 00:07:33,104 ♪ SLEEP WITH YOU... 143 00:07:33,148 --> 00:07:35,846 - ♪ WHY CAN'T I SLEEP WITH YOU? ♪ 144 00:07:35,890 --> 00:07:38,806 ♪ I'D LIKE TO BE WITH YOU... ♪ 145 00:07:38,849 --> 00:07:40,024 - HI. - ALEX? 146 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:42,462 DARLENE, I WAS IN THE AREA 147 00:07:42,505 --> 00:07:44,638 AND I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY AND SAY HELLO. 148 00:07:44,681 --> 00:07:47,249 - HELLO. - YOU AREN'T PREGNANT BY ANY CHANCE, ARE YOU? 149 00:07:47,292 --> 00:07:48,990 - NO. - THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. 150 00:07:49,033 --> 00:07:50,513 - CAN I COME IN, MAYBE? - YEAH. 151 00:07:50,557 --> 00:07:53,560 JUST OUT OF THE SHOWER, HUH? 152 00:07:53,603 --> 00:07:56,388 ♪ YOU STRUCK A CHORD WITH ME ♪ 153 00:07:56,432 --> 00:07:58,869 ♪ AND I'LL COME BACK AROUND ♪ 154 00:07:58,913 --> 00:08:02,046 ♪ I'LL COME BACK AROUND, WE'LL SEE ♪ 155 00:08:04,048 --> 00:08:06,703 ♪ YOU STRUCK A CHORD WITH ME ♪ 156 00:08:06,747 --> 00:08:09,619 ♪ AND I'LL COME BACK AROUND ♪ 157 00:08:09,663 --> 00:08:12,622 ♪ I'LL COME BACK AND SLEEP WITH YOU ♪ 158 00:08:12,666 --> 00:08:15,190 ♪ WHY CAN'T I SLEEP WITH YOU? ♪ 159 00:08:15,233 --> 00:08:17,671 ♪ I'D LIKE TO BE WITH YOU ♪ 160 00:08:17,714 --> 00:08:20,500 ♪ IF I COULD BE SO TRUE 161 00:08:20,543 --> 00:08:23,067 ♪ SLEEP WITH YOU 162 00:08:23,111 --> 00:08:25,592 ♪ WHY CAN'T I BE WITH YOU? ♪ 163 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:28,464 ♪ I'D LIKE TO SEE IT THROUGH ♪ 164 00:08:28,508 --> 00:08:31,119 ♪ IF I COULD SLEEP WITH YOU ♪ 165 00:08:33,251 --> 00:08:35,689 ♪ YOU STRUCK A CHORD WITH ME ♪ 166 00:08:35,732 --> 00:08:38,430 - ♪ I'LL COME BACK AROUND... - HUH-UH, WAIT, HOLD ON. 167 00:08:38,474 --> 00:08:40,432 I FORGOT TO ASK YOU-- ARE YOU PREGNANT? 168 00:08:40,476 --> 00:08:42,086 - NO. - OKAY GOOD. 169 00:08:42,130 --> 00:08:43,871 THAT'S GOOD. THAT'S-- THAT'S FINE. 170 00:08:43,914 --> 00:08:45,786 THAT'S GREAT. THAT'S GREAT. 171 00:08:48,571 --> 00:08:50,573 SLOW BLOWS? THEY SOUND AMAZING! 172 00:08:50,617 --> 00:08:54,142 - SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD A PENIS. - EXACTLY! 173 00:08:54,185 --> 00:08:56,536 THEY'RE SO GOOD THEY MAKE GIRLS WISH THEY HAD PENISES. 174 00:08:56,579 --> 00:08:59,016 SAMMY, CAN YOU TAKE THE GOAT HEAD OFF? IT'S CREEPING ME OUT. 175 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:01,018 EH, I'D RATHER NOT IF THAT'S OKAY. THANKS. 176 00:09:01,062 --> 00:09:02,542 OKAY. 177 00:09:04,500 --> 00:09:05,980 - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE? - WHAT? 178 00:09:06,023 --> 00:09:07,677 - IT LOOKS REALLY BAD. - OKAY, I GET IT. 179 00:09:07,721 --> 00:09:09,636 - YOU HAVE LIKE A BIG THING THERE. - I FELL, OKAY? 180 00:09:09,679 --> 00:09:13,553 IT'S NOT IMPORTANT. WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS THE SLOW BLOWS. 181 00:09:13,596 --> 00:09:15,424 YOU ARE GUARANTEED SOME SLOW BLOWS LATER TODAY. 182 00:09:15,467 --> 00:09:17,382 - YEAH. - KAREN 183 00:09:17,426 --> 00:09:18,949 INVITED US OUT DRINKING LATER. 184 00:09:18,993 --> 00:09:21,561 - SHE SAYS SHE GETS CRAZY WHEN SHE DRINKS. - YEAH, 185 00:09:21,604 --> 00:09:23,911 - CAN WE MAYBE NOT DRINK? - SAMMY. 186 00:09:23,954 --> 00:09:26,174 - WE'RE DRINKING. - OKAY. 187 00:09:26,217 --> 00:09:28,350 - SLOW BLOWS. - SLOW BLOWS. 188 00:09:30,004 --> 00:09:33,573 IT'S NOT GONNA WORK AGAINST THE 4-3. 189 00:09:33,616 --> 00:09:35,618 - MARTY. - NO, WE TRIED-- 190 00:09:35,662 --> 00:09:37,620 AHEM. 191 00:09:40,231 --> 00:09:41,929 HEY, YOU MADE IT. 192 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,844 UH, DAD, I, UH... 193 00:09:43,887 --> 00:09:47,499 I WANTED TO APOLOGIZE FOR THE WAY I TREATED YOU THE OTHER NIGHT. 194 00:09:47,543 --> 00:09:50,807 I WAS ROCKING A SERIOUS PINOT HANGOVER 195 00:09:50,851 --> 00:09:54,376 AND I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU. 196 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:58,598 UH, DEMITRI MADE US RESERVATIONS AT A REALLY EXPENSIVE RESTAURANT. 197 00:09:58,641 --> 00:10:00,643 WILL YOU COME? 198 00:10:00,687 --> 00:10:02,602 YOU MEAN RIGHT NOW? 199 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,865 I KNOW-- FOOTBALL PRACTICE. 200 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:09,609 SURE SURE. YEAH, I'LL COME. 201 00:10:09,652 --> 00:10:11,611 DAD. 202 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,743 ♪ AWKWARD. 203 00:10:14,918 --> 00:10:17,486 LET'S GO. 204 00:10:28,323 --> 00:10:29,846 - ALEX! - JILL. 205 00:10:29,890 --> 00:10:31,369 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 206 00:10:31,413 --> 00:10:32,632 HI-- 207 00:10:40,161 --> 00:10:43,425 - OH, CHARMING. - IS THIS MAKING YOU UNCOMFORTABLE? 208 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:45,427 NO. 209 00:10:48,604 --> 00:10:51,302 SO, DEMITRI, WHAT IS IT THAT YOU DO? 210 00:10:51,346 --> 00:10:53,783 WHAT DO I DO? WHAT A WEIRD QUESTION. 211 00:10:53,827 --> 00:10:56,046 THAT IS A WEIRD QUESTION. WHO SAYS THAT? 212 00:10:57,787 --> 00:10:59,659 YOU'RE SHITTING ME! 213 00:11:00,747 --> 00:11:02,749 - OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES. - MOM! 214 00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:05,273 YOU MADE IT. YOU REMEMBER DAD, RIGHT? 215 00:11:05,316 --> 00:11:08,668 OF COURSE YOU PULL THIS SHIT ON THE DAY I RUN OUT OF MY XANAX. 216 00:11:08,711 --> 00:11:10,017 OH, I HAVE SOME FOR YOU. 217 00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:11,671 MY DOG HAS A PRESCRIPTION. 218 00:11:13,716 --> 00:11:17,415 TO THE BEST BIG BROTHER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. 219 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:19,113 AND HIS NEW GIRLFRIEND. 220 00:11:19,156 --> 00:11:21,419 AND TO THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD 221 00:11:21,463 --> 00:11:23,421 - AND HIS SISTER. - SLOW BLOWS. 222 00:11:23,465 --> 00:11:24,727 SLOW BLOWS! 223 00:11:27,425 --> 00:11:29,776 WHOO, I'M ON FIRE! 224 00:11:29,819 --> 00:11:32,343 - I'M GONNA GO GET US ANOTHER BOTTLE. - GOOD IDEA. 225 00:11:32,387 --> 00:11:34,737 I MIGHT HAVE TO THROW UP A LITTLE BIT FIRST. 226 00:11:34,781 --> 00:11:37,305 MAN, WHAT A GREAT DAY, HUH? 227 00:11:40,874 --> 00:11:42,745 WHAT IS HAPPENING? AH AH AH! 228 00:11:42,789 --> 00:11:45,008 YOU SON OF A BITCH! 229 00:11:45,052 --> 00:11:46,880 I CAN SEE THE WAY YOU'RE LOOKING AT HER. 230 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:48,838 - SHE'S MY SISTER! - WHAT IS WITH 231 00:11:48,882 --> 00:11:50,927 ALL THAT "BEST BROTHER IN THE WORLD" BULLSHIT? 232 00:11:52,668 --> 00:11:55,889 - YOU LIKE MAKING ME MAD. - NO NO, I HATE IT. I HATE IT. 233 00:11:55,932 --> 00:11:59,022 WHEN THIS IS OVER, I AM GONNA GIVE YOU THE SLOWEST 234 00:11:59,066 --> 00:12:01,242 BLOW YOU HAVE EVER HAD. 235 00:12:01,285 --> 00:12:03,853 I AM SO CONFUSED. I AM SO CONFUSED RIGHT NOW. 236 00:12:03,897 --> 00:12:06,551 HEY, GUYS, WE'VE GOT TO DRINK THIS QUICK. 237 00:12:06,595 --> 00:12:08,292 I HAVE CLASS IN 15 MINUTES. 238 00:12:08,336 --> 00:12:11,426 - OH. - WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 239 00:12:11,469 --> 00:12:13,950 IT'S JUST REAL DRY IN HERE. 240 00:12:20,957 --> 00:12:23,612 - HEY. - OH WOW. 241 00:12:24,831 --> 00:12:29,052 - OH MY GOD. - RELAX, IT'S NOT YOURS. 242 00:12:29,096 --> 00:12:30,967 - ARE YOU SURE? - YEAH, I'M SURE. 243 00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:34,666 I MET A GUY IN NEW YORK AND WE'RE IN LOVE. 244 00:12:34,710 --> 00:12:36,581 OH, YOU'RE IN LOVE, HUH? 245 00:12:38,845 --> 00:12:40,672 WHAT'S THAT LIKE? 246 00:12:40,716 --> 00:12:42,892 IT'S PRETTY FUN ACTUALLY. 247 00:12:42,936 --> 00:12:44,807 THAT'S GOOD. IS HE HOME? 248 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:47,201 - I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU... - WHAT? NO, I-- 249 00:12:47,244 --> 00:12:49,072 I WANTED TO MEET HIM. 250 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:51,074 ...ALTHOUGH I AM ABSOLUTELY FLATTERED 251 00:12:51,118 --> 00:12:52,902 THAT I MADE IT INTO YOUR TOP 50. 252 00:12:52,946 --> 00:12:54,817 I THOUGHT YOU WERE HIGHER ON THAT LIST. 253 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:57,080 A VICTORY LAP IN THE FALL OF YOUR SOPHOMORE YEAR-- 254 00:12:57,124 --> 00:12:58,908 - THAT'S BALLSY. - HMMM. 255 00:12:58,952 --> 00:13:00,562 - PRETTY BALLSY. - THANKS. 256 00:13:00,605 --> 00:13:02,216 YEAH. 257 00:13:02,259 --> 00:13:03,870 NO, A WOMAN CALLED THE GOAT HOUSE. 258 00:13:03,913 --> 00:13:05,785 - SHE SAID SHE WAS PREGNANT. - OOOH. 259 00:13:05,828 --> 00:13:07,787 - NO NAME, NO NUMBER. - YEAH. 260 00:13:07,830 --> 00:13:10,354 - I THOUGHT WHAT THE HELL, RIGHT? - THE GOAT HOUSE HAS A PHONE? 261 00:13:10,398 --> 00:13:11,703 - YEAH. - LIKE A LANDLINE? 262 00:13:11,747 --> 00:13:13,531 - I KNOW, RIGHT? - WHO WOULD HAVE THAT NUMBER? 263 00:13:13,575 --> 00:13:16,012 OLD CHEERLEADERS, BOOSTER GIRLS, 264 00:13:16,056 --> 00:13:17,840 - PROSTITUTES, YOU KNOW. - MM-HMM. 265 00:13:17,884 --> 00:13:21,017 HOLY SHIT. 266 00:13:21,061 --> 00:13:23,280 I KNOW WHO IT IS. 267 00:13:23,324 --> 00:13:25,717 THANK YOU. I LOVE YOU. 268 00:13:27,850 --> 00:13:30,940 YOU KNOW WHAT I MEANT BY THAT, RIGHT? WE'RE GOOD? 269 00:13:30,984 --> 00:13:32,986 - YEAH. - OKAY, GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. 270 00:13:33,029 --> 00:13:34,988 - OKAY, THANK YOU. - NAME IT AFTER ME. 271 00:13:35,031 --> 00:13:37,773 SO LET'S PLAY BREAK THE ICE. I'LL GO FIRST. 272 00:13:37,817 --> 00:13:41,777 WHEN I WAS 10, MY DAD CHEATED ON MY MOM WITH AN AEROBICS INSTRUCTOR. 273 00:13:41,821 --> 00:13:44,867 THEN TO GET BACK AT HIM, MY MOM CHEATED ON MY DAD 274 00:13:44,911 --> 00:13:47,261 WITH HIS BOSS, THE DEAN OF BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE, 275 00:13:47,304 --> 00:13:49,916 - WHO SHE LATER MARRIED. - OUCH. 276 00:13:49,959 --> 00:13:51,874 ACTUALLY IT WAS A YOGA INSTRUCTOR. 277 00:13:51,918 --> 00:13:54,007 ACTUALLY SHE WAS JUST A FLEXIBLE WHORE. 278 00:13:54,050 --> 00:13:55,791 A LITTLE MORE FLEXIBLE THAN YOU. 279 00:13:55,835 --> 00:13:57,532 REALLY? YOUR BOSS ISN'T COMPLAINING. 280 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,142 - I REMEMBER-- - I'M GAY! 281 00:13:59,186 --> 00:14:01,014 HEY, WILL YOU SIT DOWN? YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE. 282 00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,016 - YOU SIT DOWN. - SIT DOWN, JOE. 283 00:14:03,059 --> 00:14:05,801 - SHUT UP, MA. - HEY, DON'T TALK TO YOUR MOTHER LIKE THAT! 284 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:08,673 WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US? WE'VE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING. 285 00:14:08,717 --> 00:14:11,546 I WANT-- $5,000. 286 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:13,330 - OH JEEZ. - EXCUSE ME? 287 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,638 $5,000 AND THE PAST IS FORGIVEN. 288 00:14:19,119 --> 00:14:21,643 - LET ME THINK ABOUT IT. - GREAT. 289 00:14:23,123 --> 00:14:25,255 I CAN'T WAIT TO RECONNECT WITH YOU, DAD. 290 00:14:27,127 --> 00:14:29,216 I THINK THE AD READS PRETTY WELL. 291 00:14:29,259 --> 00:14:31,609 AND THAT PICTURE IS BADASS. 292 00:14:33,089 --> 00:14:36,310 MAN, I DONE TALKED TO 900 GIRLS 293 00:14:36,353 --> 00:14:38,312 AND NONE OF THEM GOT MY BABY IN THEM. 294 00:14:38,355 --> 00:14:41,228 YOU KNOW, I THINK I'M GONNA HIT UP MY FAVORITE GAS STATION JUST IN CASE. 295 00:14:42,533 --> 00:14:44,579 I'VE GOT IT! I KNOW WHO IT IS. 296 00:14:44,622 --> 00:14:47,190 I CAN'T BELIEVE I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE HER VOICE BEFORE. 297 00:14:48,626 --> 00:14:50,933 LISTEN TO IT AGAIN. 298 00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:53,588 Uh, hey, Beavis? 299 00:14:53,631 --> 00:14:56,547 This is Butthead. 300 00:14:56,591 --> 00:14:58,898 Just kidding, guys, it's Dave! 301 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:02,902 Woman: Hey, it's me. 302 00:15:02,945 --> 00:15:05,295 This is awkward, but... 303 00:15:05,339 --> 00:15:06,993 I'm pregnant. 304 00:15:08,864 --> 00:15:12,433 THINK ABOUT IT! SHE CALLED THE GOAT HOUSE LANDLINE. 305 00:15:12,476 --> 00:15:15,610 WHO'S OLD ENOUGH TO HAVE THAT NUMBER? 306 00:15:16,611 --> 00:15:18,134 I'LL GIVE YOU A HINT: 307 00:15:18,178 --> 00:15:20,484 WE'VE ALL HAD SEX WITH HER WITHIN THE PAST NINE MONTHS. 308 00:15:22,486 --> 00:15:25,098 - HMMM? - WAIT A MINUTE. 309 00:15:25,141 --> 00:15:26,795 OH YEAH. HA HA. 310 00:15:33,976 --> 00:15:36,457 WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? 311 00:15:38,285 --> 00:15:39,939 Thad: I DON'T UNDERSTAND. I THOUGHT HAVING SEX WITH YOU 312 00:15:39,982 --> 00:15:41,853 WAS SUPPOSED TO BRING US GOOD LUCK, NOT BAD LUCK. 313 00:15:41,897 --> 00:15:45,335 IS THIS TEAM NOT UNDEFEATED? 314 00:15:45,379 --> 00:15:47,947 EVERY GOOD THING COMES WITH A PRICE. 315 00:15:47,990 --> 00:15:50,297 AND THE PRICE FOR YOUR UNDEFEATED SEASON 316 00:15:50,340 --> 00:15:52,299 HAPPENS TO BE A BABY. 317 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,214 IT CAN'T BE MINE, RIGHT? 318 00:15:54,257 --> 00:15:57,173 HARMON, YOU CAN'T GET PREGNANT IN THE BUTT. 319 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:59,045 JUST DOUBLE CHECKING. SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS. 320 00:15:59,088 --> 00:16:01,786 - ALL RIGHT, BRO. - LISTEN, I CALLED THE GOAT HOUSE 321 00:16:01,830 --> 00:16:03,571 BECAUSE THIS BABY... 322 00:16:04,050 --> 00:16:06,530 - COULD BE ANY OF YOURS. 323 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:09,577 WELL, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS. 324 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:12,797 - ♪ PATERNITY TEST. - UH-HUH. 325 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:16,062 - I ALREADY DROPPED MY BLOOD SAMPLES 326 00:16:16,105 --> 00:16:18,107 OFF AT THE HOSPITAL JUST IN CASE. 327 00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:19,543 THAT'S GOOD. 328 00:16:19,587 --> 00:16:20,892 A BROKEN JAW-- 329 00:16:20,936 --> 00:16:23,808 AND THEN I GET A SLOW BLOW, SO THAT'S NOT BAD. 330 00:16:23,852 --> 00:16:27,377 FINGERS UP THE NOSE, AND THEN A SLOW BLOW. 331 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:29,292 SO AGAIN, SLOW BLOW WINS. 332 00:16:29,336 --> 00:16:31,555 IS KAREN HURTING YOU? 333 00:16:31,599 --> 00:16:33,296 YOU DON'T KNOCK ANYMORE, REALLY? 334 00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:36,430 - SHUT UP. IS SHE? - MARY JO, I KNOW YOU'RE MAD. 335 00:16:36,473 --> 00:16:39,389 BUT HEAR ME OUT: THE SLOW BLOWS ARE WORTH IT, OKAY? 336 00:16:39,433 --> 00:16:41,565 OH WAIT. 337 00:16:42,566 --> 00:16:44,046 IS IT-- IS THAT-- 338 00:16:44,090 --> 00:16:45,613 - EW. - THAT'S MY TOOTH. 339 00:16:45,656 --> 00:16:48,442 GOD DAMN IT, SAMMY! I KNEW IT. 340 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:52,228 OKAY LISTEN, KAREN'S ON HER WAY OVER TO SLOW BLOW ME NOW. 341 00:16:52,272 --> 00:16:54,448 I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU LEFT. 342 00:16:54,491 --> 00:16:56,276 OH, I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE. 343 00:17:04,545 --> 00:17:06,634 - IS THAT THE MONEY? - YEAH, IT IS. 344 00:17:06,677 --> 00:17:09,071 YES! CONGRATS, DAD. 345 00:17:09,115 --> 00:17:12,509 - YOU HAVE A SON AGAIN. 346 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,642 YEAH, WHAT'S UP? 347 00:17:14,685 --> 00:17:17,906 - WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THE HOSPITAL? - HEY, REMEMBER ME? 348 00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:19,908 YOUR GAY SON WHO YOU ABANDONED? 349 00:17:19,951 --> 00:17:21,997 ALL RIGHT, I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. 350 00:17:22,041 --> 00:17:25,609 COME ON, HAND OVER THE MONEY SO WE CAN BE A FAMILY AGAIN. 351 00:17:25,653 --> 00:17:28,873 I GOT 100 FOOTBALL PLAYERS WHO ARE IN THE HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW 352 00:17:28,917 --> 00:17:30,875 AND I DON'T KNOW WHY. 353 00:17:30,919 --> 00:17:33,748 YOU KNOW, THEY NEVER ASK ME FOR ANYTHING EXCEPT GUIDANCE. 354 00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:37,143 - AND THEY TREATED ME WITH RESPECT. - RESPECT? 355 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:40,363 - YOU NEVER ACCEPTED ME. - YOU'RE RIGHT. 356 00:17:40,407 --> 00:17:42,235 I DIDN'T. 357 00:17:42,278 --> 00:17:45,368 AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE OF THIS WHOLE GAY THING. 358 00:17:45,412 --> 00:17:47,370 BUT IT WASN'T, BECAUSE I DON'T CARE 359 00:17:47,414 --> 00:17:50,765 IF YOU WRAP YOUR DICK IN RAINBOW FRUIT ROLL-UPS 360 00:17:50,808 --> 00:17:53,246 AND WATCH "WIZARD OF OZ" 10 TIMES A DAY. 361 00:17:53,289 --> 00:17:57,032 BUT WHAT I WON'T ACCEPT IS THE FACT THAT YOU'RE A DISRESPECTFUL, 362 00:17:57,076 --> 00:18:00,209 MANIPULATIVE LITTLE PRICK. AND YOU KNOW WHAT, JOEY? 363 00:18:00,253 --> 00:18:02,472 - YOU'RE CUT. - YOU CAN'T CUT ME. 364 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,213 YOU'RE CUT! 365 00:18:05,910 --> 00:18:08,565 Karen: SAMMY? 366 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,133 HI, SAMMY BABY. 367 00:18:12,308 --> 00:18:14,441 MMM. 368 00:18:14,484 --> 00:18:18,227 WHO IS READY FOR THEIR 369 00:18:18,271 --> 00:18:20,621 SLOW BLOW? 370 00:18:20,664 --> 00:18:22,710 - I AM. 371 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:26,714 - ALL DONE. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 372 00:18:26,757 --> 00:18:29,108 YOU LIKE HURTING MY BROTHER? 373 00:18:29,151 --> 00:18:31,719 YES, SHE DOES, BUT SHE ALSO 374 00:18:31,762 --> 00:18:34,069 - GIVES GREAT SLOW BLOWS. - SHUT UP, SAMMY! 375 00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:36,419 WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? ARE YOU GONNA PUNCH ME IN THE FA-- 376 00:18:36,463 --> 00:18:38,682 OOOH! 377 00:18:38,726 --> 00:18:40,293 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 378 00:18:40,336 --> 00:18:42,686 DO YOU KNOW WHY I BEAT HIM? 379 00:18:42,730 --> 00:18:45,167 - WHY? - BECAUSE HE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU. 380 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,821 - YEAH RIGHT! 381 00:18:46,864 --> 00:18:48,692 - OH YEAH? - YEAH. 382 00:18:48,736 --> 00:18:50,694 THEN WHY DID I FIND NAKED PICTURES OF HER ON YOUR CELL PHONE? 383 00:18:50,738 --> 00:18:52,783 HUH? WA-BAM! 384 00:18:53,784 --> 00:18:56,744 YOU HAVE NAKED PICTURES OF ME ON YOUR PHONE? 385 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,746 NOT JUST YOU. THERE'S-- 386 00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:00,574 THERE'S OTHER PHOTOS ON THERE. 387 00:19:00,617 --> 00:19:02,271 AW SHIT. 388 00:19:03,925 --> 00:19:07,102 WELL, I GUESS IF WE LEARNED ANYTHING THIS WEEK IT'S 389 00:19:07,146 --> 00:19:11,150 DOUBLE-BAGGING IT'S NEVER A BAD IDEA, HMM? 390 00:19:11,193 --> 00:19:13,326 AND I LEARNED THAT WOMEN CAN NEVER BE TRUSTED. 391 00:19:13,369 --> 00:19:16,459 HEY, I DON'T CARE WHOSE BABY THIS IS. 392 00:19:16,503 --> 00:19:18,200 I'M RAISING IT LIKE IT'S MY OWN. 393 00:19:18,244 --> 00:19:21,812 - EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO. - AND I WANT YOU ALL TO KNOW 394 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,988 I LOVE YOU GUYS. 395 00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,991 I LOST A SON TODAY, 396 00:19:27,035 --> 00:19:29,211 BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? 397 00:19:29,255 --> 00:19:31,866 I GOT 100 SONS... 398 00:19:32,997 --> 00:19:35,565 RIGHT HERE. 399 00:19:35,609 --> 00:19:36,871 BRING IT IN. 400 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:40,831 COME HERE, GUYS. 401 00:19:40,875 --> 00:19:44,226 AND I MEAN THAT. I MEAN THAT FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART. 402 00:19:44,270 --> 00:19:47,098 YOU GUYS ARE MY BOYS, I'M TELLING YOU. 403 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:50,101 - GUYS, WE NEED TO TALK. - COUGAR. 404 00:19:50,145 --> 00:19:52,103 YOU'RE GONNA BE OUR MILF. 405 00:19:52,147 --> 00:19:55,455 AND WE'RE GONNA RAISE THIS BABY AS OUR OWN, TOGETHER, 406 00:19:55,498 --> 00:19:58,240 AT THE GOAT HOUSE. 407 00:19:58,284 --> 00:19:59,502 NO. 408 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:02,113 I'M GONNA RAISE THIS BABY. ALONE. 409 00:20:02,157 --> 00:20:05,247 I THOUGHT ABOUT IT AND I DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS. 410 00:20:05,291 --> 00:20:08,032 MY B.M.S. BOYS NEED TO KEEP THEIR MINDS FOCUSED-- 411 00:20:08,076 --> 00:20:11,384 CONGRATULATIONS, MARTY DANIELS. 412 00:20:14,778 --> 00:20:18,042 MAKE THAT 101 SONS, COACH. 413 00:20:21,045 --> 00:20:23,439 - RIGHT? 414 00:20:27,269 --> 00:20:29,663 WHOA WHOA WHOA. MARY JO, WHAT HAPPENED? 415 00:20:29,706 --> 00:20:31,708 - MASCOT. - HE FELL. 416 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:35,190 SLOW BLOWS. THIS IS SLOW BLOWS. 417 00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,757 SLOW BLOWS. 418 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:38,062 SLOW BLOWS. 419 00:20:38,106 --> 00:20:40,413 ♪ WHY CAN'T I SLEEP WITH YOU? ♪ 420 00:20:40,456 --> 00:20:43,024 ♪ I'D LIKE TO BE WITH YOU 421 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:46,636 ♪ IF I COULD BE SO TRUE 422 00:20:46,680 --> 00:20:48,159 ♪ SLEEP WITH YOU 423 00:20:48,203 --> 00:20:50,814 ♪ WHY CAN'T I BE WITH YOU? 424 00:20:50,858 --> 00:20:53,643 ♪ I'D LIKE TO SEE IT THROUGH ♪ 425 00:20:53,687 --> 00:20:56,255 ♪ IF I COULD SLEEP WITH YOU ♪ 426 00:20:58,474 --> 00:21:01,129 ♪ YOU STRUCK A CHORD WITH ME ♪ 427 00:21:01,172 --> 00:21:03,914 ♪ I'LL COME BACK AROUND 428 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,134 ♪ I'LL COME BACK AROUND, WE'LL SEE. ♪ 32403

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