All language subtitles for Big Mood s02e04 Hands.eng

[GENTLE PIANO MUSIC]

[GRUNTS]

I'm just gonna put that...
Is it OK if I put that...?

Thank you.

Oh...

So sorry. I think
my sleeve is, um, sort of

inside of me somehow.

Let me help you.

No, no, no. No, I've got it.

I'm just gonna take a breath.

Sorry.

I'm normally really good
at taking my coat off.

I think I'm just tired.

I got up really early
this morning to do,

um, a sunrise aura reset

because my best friend Eddie,

um, she has this amazing new
friend who's, like, a healer.

And, um, I'm getting to,
like, learn all about her

because she's, like,
always there!

- [PHONE VIBRATES]
- Ohh. Sorry.

It's...

[GROANS]

But, um, I'm just here to have
lunch with my dad. Um...

We've actually been estranged
for three years,

but, um, I'm in, like,
a really good place.

I think he should see that.

And, you know, also, he will
die one day, fairly soon,

due to his lifestyle choices.

I don't want to feel guilty
at his funeral.

He's just very... Well,
you know what dads are like.

My dad died before I was born.

- That is so...
- Do you have a reservation?

Yeah. It's under Mark Anderson.

The other party is already
here.

This way, please.

[LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]

You can make it on your own, right?

Yep.

I told Ricky, "You'll have
to do it without me."

There's nothing funny about
watching people

working in an office.

[LAUGHTER]

He goes on about it
every time I see him.

Maggie! There you are. Sit!

Are you all right?

You're not taking that
Thai valium again, are you?

Is there anything
you want to say to me?

Hello?

We haven't spoken
in three years.

- Oh, yes, we have.
- No, we haven't.

I saw you last year
at Emma's wedding.

That was six years ago.

I don't think so.

We're estranged.

Did you...?

Did you not know that?

No, I did not know that.

Have you lost weight?

You look less... puffy.

Ah...

Excuse me.

I'm just going to...

- ...piss.
- [CLEARS HER THROAT]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[LINE RINGS]

- EDDIE: Hey!
- Hey! Oh! Oh, my God.

It is going so badly
with my dad.

Wait, let me put you on
speaker. Whitney's right here.

- Oh, no, no, no. That's not...
- WHITNEY: Hey, Maggie.

I hope you're wearing
your unity crystal.

Have you led him through
a brief grounding chant

- like I suggested?
- Not yet.

Then get back out there, girl.

It's just...

...Dad hadn't actually noticed
we were estranged,

which begs the question,

can you even be estranged
from someone

if the other person
has no idea?

You know what would really help
is a percussive bonding ritual.

OK, great. Yeah,
I'll try that, then.

- [WHITNEY LAUGHS]
- Oh, no. Oh, I'm so sorry.

No, it can't be done
by an amateur.

Oh, I wish it was that simple.

EDDIE: Could you do it, Whit?

WHITNEY: I mean,
I've perfected the technique.

You know what?

I'd love to give this gift
to you, Maggie.

Could you bring Pops to us?

My rainstick
does not travel well.

Ah, yeah. No, that...
That sounds amazing.

I just don't know if I could
get my dad to go along with it.

EDDIE: Mags, I know your dad's
a menace,

but when Whitney's done this
100 times.

She's the reason Angelina lets
Jon Voight round for Christmas.

Well...

...don't ask, don't get, right?

WHITNEY: Oh! Amazing!

You're really starting
to become

someone of substance,
Maggie.

[CALL DISCONNECTS]

Great.

So, even though you haven't
noticed, we are estranged.

I'm not sure that's possible

if one of the estranged is
unaware that he's estranged.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure
a normal parent

would have noticed they haven't
spoken to their daughter

in over three calendar years.

- Oh, it hasn't been that long.
- Yes, it has.

All right.
We can pretend it has,

- if that's what you prefer.
- Oh, we don't need to pretend,

because it is the literal
truth.

Your generation is wholly
responsible for

the rampant overuse
of the word "literal".

It literally makes me
want to carry

a dictionary around
so I can throw it...

Listen, you reached out to me.

I have been doing great
without you.

Work has been amazing.
I have a play...

So sorry, Mr Anderson.

I wanted to send a little
something over.

I'm a huge fan. I had
the DVD box set of Man Ager.

I used to watch it literally
every day before school.

- I wish you were still on TV.
- Oh, please.

Come on.
It's a young man's game.

You could do Taskmaster.
You would be so funny.

Could we get another water, please?

- Of course.
- Oh, thank you so much.

You know, Maggie,
it's really telling

how people treat
restaurant staff.

We were having a conversation.

No, we were
having a conversation.

- As I was saying...
- Glass of fizz?

Uh...

Are you drinking again?

Oh, come on, Maggie,
try and relax.

[PHONE VIBRATES]

Uh, hey, just out of interest,
what do you think

of people who are, like,
into crystals and...?

First to go at my revolution.

Yeah, that's what I thought.

Come on. You were telling me
about your work.

Um...

Yeah. So, um,

my play Like Glue
nearly won this huge award.

Only nearly?

Well, I got down to
the final five

out of thousands
of submissions, so...

Oh, wow.

My agent said a lot of theatres
are really interested in it.

So what's your plan B?

Sorry?

Well, you've you been trying
to get the writing going

for some years now.
Isn't it time that, you know,

you considered exploring
other avenues?

Uh...

Yeah, I'm gonna need
another one of these.

I am going to have the burger, please.

Actually, I'll have
the, um, caesar salad.

Yeah. I'll have the burger, please.

Yes, sir.

Right, so I've got something
to ask you,

and I'd like to get this
out of the way,

if I might.

I realised I haven't been the
most family-orientated father,

but, you know, to be fair
to me, I've had my work...

There's a woman over there who
has not stopped staring at us.

- It tends to happen.
- No, but I recognise her.

- I swear I've met her before.
- Maggie, please concentrate.

Tonight,
the National Comedy Awards

are presenting me with
a lifetime achievement award.

OK.

Congratulations?

Thank you.

And I'd like you
to come with me.

As you know, I gave up
television, oh, what,

20 years ago, and I normally
turn these kind of things down,

but I thought, no, no, no,
it might be nice now

to acknowledge the impact
my work has had

on the British comedy
landscape.

You know, my parents are
long gone,

and as lovely as your mother
may be,

I realised shortly
after our wedding...

...that marriage probably
wasn't for me.

Shortly after your wedding?

So essentially, Maggie,
you are my only family,

and I would like my family
with me tonight.

I'm just a little taken aback,
I suppose,

because you have never,
ever included me

in anything to do with your
work or indeed life before.

Well, I'm a private man.

I am your biological child.

Tonight is important.

And you are important to me.

[LAUGHTER AND CHATTER]

I stupidly cast a dog.

I mean, what was I thinking?

[MARK BARKS]

All the time, yapping away!

You know what?
Someone nicked it.

Ran off with it.

People stole everything
in those days!

The '90s were much simpler.
Hey!

[MAGGIE LAUGHS]

Do you know we had
an on-set coke dealer?

- No, you didn't.
- Yeah, yeah.

Do you know, I put him in
series three

after the actor we originally
cast got hit by a Jet Ski.

- What?
- Yes!

There were so many more
Jet Ski accidents back then.

There were. It was a weekly
occurrence. Brr-rrm!

[PHONE VIBRATES]

Oh, yes.

Ohh...

Oh, poo on me.

- I beg your pardon?
- Um...

Uh...

Sorry. Tell me more about...

[PHONE VIBRATES]

What?

[MAGGIE GROANS]

OK.

Um, OK. Um... OK, I'll come.

- What? Excellent.
- Yeah.

If you do something for me now.

What... what... what's going on?

Look, Eddie has become one
of those crystal woowoo people,

and she goes everywhere with
this awful TikTok hippie

named Whitney. And long story
short, they are coming here

to perform a father-daughter
healing ceremony

using a rainstick,
and I can't stop them.

So just say nothing or nod.

And basically,
if we get through this,

I will come with you
to your awards thing.

Do we have a deal?

Is Eddie your boyfriend?

No. Eddie is a girl.

She's my friend.
You have met her several times.

Ah. Do we have a deal?

I'm not sure what the deal is,
but all right, fine.

Just say nothing. Or nod. OK?

Hey, girls.

Mr Anderson, hi, I'm Whitney.

I am sure Maggie has told you
all about me,

but I am a professional
light worker.

And, well,
since losing my own father,

I've become particularly
passionate

about helping daddies.
I just spoke to the hostess,

who is such a sweetheart,
by the way.

- Literally an angel.
- Yeah, I love her as well.

And she's actually given us
use of the private dining room

for a couple of hours.

I mean, God,
isn't that so kind?

So kind.

So we'll go set up,

and once we're done,
we can get started.

Oh... WHISPERS:
If you're concerned about

the friction
inherent in Maggie's aura...

...we've been working hard
on that.

I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised.

See you in there.

[MARK EXHALES]

There's so many places
I could start,

but "professional light worker"
is as good as any.

Don't. Look, I just need
to figure out

a way to get them out of here.

What possessed you to go along

with something
as excruciating as this?

Eddie is my best friend,
and I just wanna support her.

Oh, cut the shit. You're not
doing this to be supportive.

You're doing this
because your best friend's got

a shiny new pal,
and you're all jealous.

And I'm assuming
because you're at "join 'em"

you failed at "beat 'em",

and now, instead of being
honest with your friend,

you're prepared to go along
with their delusions

for, what, months, years,

or until one day you wake up
in a hippie commune

in Wales with no running water

and at least
one suspicious death?

Oh, it's Devon, actually.

Integrity, Maggie.

Integrity... is crucial for
any writer worth their salt.

Any person.

And it's not worth giving up
at the drop of a rainstick.

You know, you were lucky enough
to inherit

a reasonably sharp mind,
thanks to me,

and you constantly
disappoint me by wasting it.

Excuse me for a minute.

[LINE RINGS]

- WHITNEY: We're ready!
- I'm sorry, Whitney,

could I... Could you
just, um, put Eddie on?

EDDIE: Hey. What's up?
We're just in the back.

No, I know. Um, can you just,
um...

Could you just
come to the bathroom, maybe?

Just come here.

Look, I just wanna
talk to you.

Maggie, I'm not the expert
here. Whitney is.

Just come and chat to her.

- But I just want...
- [CALL DISCONNECTS]

Look, I was, um...

...too harsh.

I was just, uh, concerned.

I'm sorry.

Did you just apologise?

I might need a minute.

You were mean.

But you were right.

Look, I understand
that you feel

that I haven't
been the perfect fath...

I was, um...

I was incredibly busy
during your childhood.

You know, I was writing
and starring in my own show.

I put everything I had
into the making of Man Ager,

everything, and of course,
there were epic highs.

Oh, my God,
there were epic highs.

But the lows.
The lows were terrible.

I wonder what might have
caused that.

But we weren't like
your generation, you see.

You lot are more into... I don't
know, self-flagellation...

...begging therapists

for the secular equivalent
of ten Hail Marys.

You know,
when things were hard, for us,

we huddled together
in someone's office,

rang the local pub
for delivery,

and then we shook the cobwebs
off.

And as a result of that,

I wasn't at home as much as
I should have been.

There are so many things
I regret

when it comes to you
and your mother.

But I just, um...

I just want us to have
a better relationship.

But - and I really, really
want you to understand this -

I cannot attend a rainstick
healing ceremony,

especially as you yourself know
it to be complete horse shit.

We're ready!

Ohh.

Um, we... Um...

We aren't... We aren't coming.

- Why not?
- Because...

This will really help Whitney
gain more followers,

and we're fundraising for...

What do you mean, followers?

Instagram followers.

You were going to film this
and put it on Instagram?

Yeah, yeah. Whitney thought,
because your dad was on TV,

it will help drive traffic
to her page.

Oh, but the point is, Maggie,
this will really help you.

Whitney really knows what...

Oh, Whitney knows fuck-all!

[MAGGIE LAUGHS]

- What?
- Oh, nothing.

Sorry.

Oh... No. No, Whitney's...

Oh, no, I don't have it in me.
Whitney is an idiot.

And you have become the most
selfish fucking hippie

I have ever met.

- What?
- Sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.
It's all... It's bollocks.

I know that healing can feel
uncomfortable.

Oh, what the fuck do you know
about healing, Eddie?

Do you even know
what the word means?

Because it doesn't mean going
AWOL with a fake guru

who clearly just stole
your money to get Turkey teeth.

[WHITNEY GASPS]

What are you talking about?

Oh, I'm sorry, There's no way
the Eddie I know

believes any of this shit. You
have a sharper mind than that.

It's just... It's
disappointing, honestly.

Maggie, maybe we should take
a meditation break.

I mean, your forehead veins
are telling me

your chakras
are completely off balance.

New rule. You're only allowed
to speak if you're vaccinated.

I can't have loud,
emotional arguments in here.

This is a restaurant.

That's fine.
We were just leaving.

- No, Eddie. Come on. Eddie...
- No, you've said enough.

I should have listened to
Whitney

and done this weeks ago.

But, Maggie,

we're done.

I don't want you
in my life any more.

WHITNEY: Good for you.
Good for you.

Sit down, darling.

I'm really proud of you.

You told her the truth.

And the truth, as they say,
will set you free.

Hey, let me top you up.

[ICE BUCKET RATTLES]

Could we, uh, have the bill, please?

Thank you.

Could I trouble you
for our coats, please?

Yes.

- Come on.
- Is she OK?

What, her? Fine. Yeah, fine.

Nothing that a little fresh air
won't fix.

We're off to an award ceremony
up the road.

[MARK CHUCKLES]

Hope it doesn't drag on
too long.

You know what they're like!

A bit like a school assembly
that you can't escape from.

- Mark. Mark Anderson.
- That's me, yep.

Any advance on the coats, love, please?

You don't remember me?

Hmm.

No, you were probably
too little.

You were only nine, I think.
Tiny wee thing.

I baby-sat for you
back in Galway.

Oh.

I didn't think I'd see you
again.

And I sat down for a lunch
and, bam, in you walked.

I was only 20-odd.

God, so young,
and I feel awful.

Come on, Mairead.

And I felt so bad
because your mam was so lovely.

God, I didn't know
what I was doing.

You know, I refused to talk
to that journalist woman.

She called me a few months ago
and I said

I wouldn't talk about you,

even though she said
the other women had.

Just so you know.

- Right, come on, then.
- What's she talking about?

Oh, her? I don't know.
God knows.

Pfft! I don't think she's right
in the head.

What was she talking about?

Oh, they try and do this
to every semi-famous man

of a certain age nowadays.

Some hack has written
a supposed expose

on my romantic relationships
in the '90s.

- Affairs?
- All consensual, all adults.

But because some of these women

that worked with me at the
time...

- For you.
- ...now they're trying to claim

there's some kind of abuse
involved.

I mean, come on, it's crap.
It's nonsense.

But what can you do?

You know what I mean?
Sells papers.

And that's why you want me to
come with you tonight, right?

No, of course not.

You're about to get canceled,

so you want to use me to show
that you're actually

a loving family man
who wouldn't hurt a fly.

All right, just calm down.

I won't do that for you.

You know, a not-very-wise man
once said to me

the truth will set you free,

but I think what he actually
meant is,

it's more fun to be brutally
honest,

but only when it suits you.

Which is not as catchy.

I have spent so many years
trying to figure you out.

But if so much of
what you say is a lie,

then what's the point
in even trying?

I have this unshakable
hope in us

that made me come here today.

And it made me drink.
And I don't drink any more.

But I can't say that to you,

because it's too close
to the bone, isn't it?

How many did you have
before I got here today?

Four or five?

I've have guessed four,
but I'm a little rusty.

I'm not like you.

I'm medicated.

I stole 50 quid
from his wallet.

Do you want a hot chocolate?

Yeah.

[PHONE VIBRATES]

MAGGIE: I'm going to save her.

WILL: Oh, sorry. I just...

MAGGIE: I know I need to fight
for her.

I know she deserves it. OK?

WILL: OK. I'll send a
Zoom link. We can get planning.

MAGGIE: Stop sending me fucking
Zoom links.

I am the captain now.
No more zoom.

WILL: Got it captain.
Google me...

MAGGIE: Just meet me in my flat
in an hour

and bring all the nerdy
stationery I know you have.

- We're going big.
- Yes. I'll stop...

You're nicer than
I thought you were.

My dad died jet skiing
with his mistress in Jamaica

when my mum was pregnant
with me.

[MAGGIE EXHALES]

There used to be a lot more
jet ski accidents.

? Poetry has no place
for a heart that's a whore

? And I'm young and I'm strong
but I feel old and tired

? Overfired

? And I've been poked
and stoked

? It's all smoke
There's no more fire

? Only desire... ?

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