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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:19,248 --> 00:00:21,249 Meh... 2 00:00:39,015 --> 00:00:41,016 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 3 00:00:47,498 --> 00:00:51,079 [PHONE VIBRATES] 4 00:00:51,179 --> 00:00:52,570 Hey. Sorry, I'm just mid-spin. 5 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:53,661 Oh, Maggie, I don't like you using that thing. 6 00:00:53,761 --> 00:00:55,621 That's what killed Mr Big. 7 00:00:56,721 --> 00:00:58,722 Yeah. Good point. I'll call it a day. 8 00:01:01,403 --> 00:01:03,904 So, how are things with Eddie? She enjoying her new job? 9 00:01:05,003 --> 00:01:06,235 Er... 10 00:01:06,245 --> 00:01:08,245 Do you think I made the bar too low? 11 00:01:10,446 --> 00:01:12,067 I assumed I'd be incredible at interior design 12 00:01:12,167 --> 00:01:13,707 because of my breeding. 13 00:01:13,807 --> 00:01:15,108 But it's actually kind of hard. 14 00:01:15,208 --> 00:01:16,948 Oh... 15 00:01:17,048 --> 00:01:19,309 - Eddie! - Yes, Krent? 16 00:01:19,408 --> 00:01:21,789 Time Out magazine is coming tonight, and it's like 17 00:01:21,890 --> 00:01:24,111 you don't even care if they think my bar is enchanting. 18 00:01:24,211 --> 00:01:26,672 Look, I know this might come as a surprise to you, 19 00:01:26,771 --> 00:01:28,593 but I've got other, more important things 20 00:01:28,693 --> 00:01:30,753 to be directing my mental energy to right now. 21 00:01:30,853 --> 00:01:33,033 - Like what? - Like my own inner peace 22 00:01:33,134 --> 00:01:34,715 and how to protect it when different energies 23 00:01:34,815 --> 00:01:36,195 come into my soul space. 24 00:01:36,295 --> 00:01:37,996 And can old energies merge 25 00:01:38,096 --> 00:01:40,237 with new energies or should I just...? 26 00:01:40,336 --> 00:01:42,116 I went to a bar in Milan, where none of the staff wore shoes. 27 00:01:42,217 --> 00:01:44,217 Maybe that's the answer. 28 00:01:46,378 --> 00:01:48,158 Mm, I think she's loving it, yeah. 29 00:01:48,259 --> 00:01:49,680 I haven't actually seen her since the drag show... 30 00:01:49,780 --> 00:01:51,561 - [PHONE VIBRATES] - ...but I've just, um... 31 00:01:51,661 --> 00:01:54,241 I've just been really busy with my Depop. 32 00:01:54,342 --> 00:01:58,243 I-I, um, found a load of old Jane Norman tops, 33 00:01:58,342 --> 00:02:00,044 and the kids are going wild for them, so... 34 00:02:00,144 --> 00:02:01,524 But you'll see her soon, yeah? 35 00:02:01,624 --> 00:02:03,845 Oh, I'm sure. Yeah. I just... 36 00:02:03,945 --> 00:02:05,806 ...just want to let her settle in. 37 00:02:05,906 --> 00:02:07,206 I just don't seem like a crazy stalker. 38 00:02:07,306 --> 00:02:09,307 [CHUCKLES] 39 00:02:14,269 --> 00:02:16,169 You know, Krent, Whitney always says that listening is 40 00:02:16,269 --> 00:02:17,330 more powerful than talking. 41 00:02:17,430 --> 00:02:19,290 Is that aimed at me? 42 00:02:19,390 --> 00:02:21,391 [SCOFFS] I am a fantastic listener. Look! 43 00:02:28,914 --> 00:02:30,914 Fine. 44 00:02:32,435 --> 00:02:34,436 Whitney thinks I should cut out... 45 00:02:35,275 --> 00:02:36,656 ...meat. 46 00:02:36,756 --> 00:02:39,257 [GROANS] 47 00:02:39,357 --> 00:02:41,938 And I get it, because meat does kind of cause chaos. 48 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,079 But I think I'll really, really miss it. 49 00:02:50,561 --> 00:02:52,061 - You can still talk. - Oh, OK! 50 00:02:52,162 --> 00:02:54,543 Well, um... 51 00:02:54,643 --> 00:02:56,944 I mean, did Whitney ever give meat a chance? 52 00:02:57,044 --> 00:02:59,044 Like, did she ever have a Nando's? 53 00:03:00,245 --> 00:03:01,825 - Uh... - Because 54 00:03:01,925 --> 00:03:04,106 chicken is not really meat, right? 55 00:03:04,206 --> 00:03:07,467 Like, a bird is more of a plant than an animal. 56 00:03:07,567 --> 00:03:09,388 So I think you should have as much meat 57 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:10,868 as you can while Whitney's away, 58 00:03:10,968 --> 00:03:12,789 and then if it shuffles your chakras, 59 00:03:12,889 --> 00:03:14,890 you know you have to give it up for good. 60 00:03:16,330 --> 00:03:18,791 Right. Listening time's over. 61 00:03:18,891 --> 00:03:20,872 Are you sure you have to take the rest of the day off? 62 00:03:20,972 --> 00:03:23,033 Very sure. Apart from anything else, 63 00:03:23,133 --> 00:03:25,073 it's basic employment law. 64 00:03:25,173 --> 00:03:27,073 Yes, but this is my chance to show Mother 65 00:03:27,174 --> 00:03:28,955 that I have what it takes to be 66 00:03:29,055 --> 00:03:31,796 a nightlife tycoon/ corporate landlord. 67 00:03:31,896 --> 00:03:34,357 I've managed to set this place up so it actually functions, 68 00:03:34,457 --> 00:03:35,957 which is all you need to be mentioned 69 00:03:36,057 --> 00:03:37,998 in a listicle about Hinge date venues. 70 00:03:38,097 --> 00:03:40,479 Yes, I know, but, Eddie... 71 00:03:40,579 --> 00:03:42,799 Also, isn't the journalist literally your brother's mate? 72 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:44,799 You of all people should know how nepotism works. 73 00:03:44,900 --> 00:03:47,201 Yes, but I want a big splashy rave. 74 00:03:47,301 --> 00:03:49,402 You think I'll get a big splashy rave? 75 00:03:49,502 --> 00:03:51,523 Not sure what they'd rave about. 76 00:03:51,623 --> 00:03:53,623 This place lacks any real identity. 77 00:03:55,504 --> 00:03:56,845 What do you mean? 78 00:03:56,945 --> 00:03:59,125 I mean, it's called Lodge by K, 79 00:03:59,225 --> 00:04:01,226 but there is nothing lodge-y about it. 80 00:04:07,708 --> 00:04:08,849 Can I borrow your phone? 81 00:04:08,949 --> 00:04:11,130 [SIGHS] 82 00:04:11,230 --> 00:04:13,170 GILLIAN: Just make sure you put yourself first. 83 00:04:13,270 --> 00:04:15,131 - [PHONE VIBRATES] - I know Eddie is 84 00:04:15,231 --> 00:04:16,852 very important to you, but you've come a long way 85 00:04:16,952 --> 00:04:18,952 - in the last year... - Oh! Ah! Er, I have to go. 86 00:04:21,193 --> 00:04:23,194 [PHONE VIBRATES] 87 00:04:25,595 --> 00:04:27,895 How dare you hang up on me?! 88 00:04:27,995 --> 00:04:29,996 I didn't hang up on you, Mum, the conversation was over. 89 00:04:32,397 --> 00:04:34,578 Look, I need to shower. Eddie invited me over. 90 00:04:34,678 --> 00:04:38,019 Over? Where is it she's living? 91 00:04:38,119 --> 00:04:40,020 I don't know, probably some disgusting hippy warehouse 92 00:04:40,120 --> 00:04:40,900 full of mice and rats and... 93 00:04:41,000 --> 00:04:43,581 - Shit! - Yeah. 94 00:04:43,681 --> 00:04:45,302 A friend of Whitney's lent us the place. 95 00:04:45,402 --> 00:04:47,342 He's doing a walk across India 96 00:04:47,442 --> 00:04:48,943 to raise awareness for people who raise awareness. 97 00:04:49,043 --> 00:04:51,064 So you're not paying anything? 98 00:04:51,164 --> 00:04:52,164 I don't know. Whitney looks after our finances. 99 00:04:52,244 --> 00:04:54,245 Oh... 100 00:04:55,805 --> 00:04:57,986 Speaking of my girl, Whitney, where's she at? 101 00:04:58,086 --> 00:05:01,067 Just so excited to get to know her better. 102 00:05:01,167 --> 00:05:02,388 She's out of town. She's back tomorrow. 103 00:05:02,488 --> 00:05:06,389 What?! Oh, that's such a shame! 104 00:05:06,489 --> 00:05:09,630 It is. Yeah. Just because Thursday is my soul reset day, 105 00:05:09,730 --> 00:05:11,471 which Whitney usually supports me through. 106 00:05:11,571 --> 00:05:13,632 But I thought... 107 00:05:13,732 --> 00:05:17,073 ...maybe you could help instead? 108 00:05:17,173 --> 00:05:19,354 Oh... OK, sure. Yeah. 109 00:05:19,454 --> 00:05:21,794 Um, I mean, I-I've never... 110 00:05:21,894 --> 00:05:25,316 I've never done a soul... recycling before, but I... 111 00:05:25,416 --> 00:05:27,877 Maggie, this is my spiritual practice. Don't take the piss. 112 00:05:27,977 --> 00:05:30,357 No, no, no, I'm not. I'm really not. 113 00:05:30,457 --> 00:05:33,599 OK. I was going to start with a cleansing sound bath. 114 00:05:33,699 --> 00:05:37,400 Amazing. I would love to bathe... sound. I really... 115 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:40,121 If you're tired, it won't work. You have to focus. 116 00:05:40,221 --> 00:05:42,322 No, no, no, I'm not. That... that was just... 117 00:05:42,422 --> 00:05:44,042 That was just, like, nervous excitement. 118 00:05:44,141 --> 00:05:46,323 Like, I think like when a dog yawns. 119 00:05:46,423 --> 00:05:49,644 But I really want to know more about it. 120 00:05:49,744 --> 00:05:52,045 Like everything you've learned from Whitney 121 00:05:52,145 --> 00:05:54,446 cos it... it's obviously helped you a lot. 122 00:05:54,546 --> 00:05:56,547 And, um, and I think that's really great. 123 00:05:58,347 --> 00:06:01,048 OK, cos I need this after a week of full-time Krent. 124 00:06:01,148 --> 00:06:03,169 Oh, right, Krent is your boss now. 125 00:06:03,269 --> 00:06:04,689 In name only. He knows who's really in charge. 126 00:06:04,789 --> 00:06:06,790 He does whatever I say. 127 00:06:12,272 --> 00:06:15,213 I've got a shitload of logs here 128 00:06:15,313 --> 00:06:17,314 for a Krentopher DeGoldman-Sachs. 129 00:06:18,794 --> 00:06:20,795 OK... 130 00:06:21,955 --> 00:06:23,956 Sorry. 131 00:06:26,237 --> 00:06:27,778 [MOANS SOFTLY] 132 00:06:27,878 --> 00:06:30,458 Let your eyelids 133 00:06:30,558 --> 00:06:33,299 slide generously closed 134 00:06:33,399 --> 00:06:35,340 over your eyeballs 135 00:06:35,439 --> 00:06:38,461 and wait for the sound I make 136 00:06:38,561 --> 00:06:40,562 to start moving through your root chakra. 137 00:06:49,205 --> 00:06:51,066 Is it like one of those sounds that only animals can hear? 138 00:06:51,165 --> 00:06:53,165 - I'm just warming it up. - OK. 139 00:06:56,848 --> 00:06:58,848 Can I try? 140 00:07:03,210 --> 00:07:05,211 [BOWL HUMS] 141 00:07:07,331 --> 00:07:09,332 Oh, my God. 142 00:07:11,053 --> 00:07:13,434 Is this the thing I'm good at? 143 00:07:13,534 --> 00:07:16,235 Wow, Mags. Whitney always says the bowl responds best 144 00:07:16,335 --> 00:07:18,335 to those with true inner serenity. 145 00:07:19,256 --> 00:07:21,256 I do feel super serene. 146 00:07:21,896 --> 00:07:24,838 Almost... overwhelmingly so. 147 00:07:24,938 --> 00:07:26,678 It's almost... 148 00:07:26,778 --> 00:07:28,779 ...like I've been... 149 00:07:36,702 --> 00:07:37,762 - Oh...! - It's so soothing. 150 00:07:37,862 --> 00:07:40,363 [HUMS] 151 00:07:40,463 --> 00:07:41,884 Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck... 152 00:07:41,984 --> 00:07:44,564 Wow, Maggie, are you chanting? 153 00:07:44,664 --> 00:07:46,125 Yeah, I learned it in primary school. 154 00:07:46,225 --> 00:07:47,485 It's really common in Ireland. 155 00:07:47,585 --> 00:07:50,687 [EDDIE CHANTS] 156 00:07:50,787 --> 00:07:52,787 Um bongo... 157 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:56,209 Uh... 158 00:07:56,309 --> 00:08:00,490 Salaman... do... Er... 159 00:08:00,590 --> 00:08:02,131 - [PHONE RINGS] - Oh, Jesus! What was that?! 160 00:08:02,231 --> 00:08:03,171 A landline, Maggie. 161 00:08:03,271 --> 00:08:05,272 Oh, OK. Oh. 162 00:08:08,713 --> 00:08:10,713 Hello? 163 00:08:12,034 --> 00:08:13,415 Wait, Mia, slow down. 164 00:08:13,515 --> 00:08:15,535 Jesus! 165 00:08:15,635 --> 00:08:18,216 OK, I'm on my way. Just stay calm. 166 00:08:18,316 --> 00:08:20,317 It's calm. I'm calm. 167 00:08:21,157 --> 00:08:23,418 Oh... 168 00:08:23,518 --> 00:08:25,659 Krent's done something even dumber 169 00:08:25,759 --> 00:08:28,180 than I thought him capable of. I have to go down there. 170 00:08:28,280 --> 00:08:31,261 Oh, no...! Um... I totally understand. 171 00:08:31,361 --> 00:08:33,021 We can just... We can hang out another time. 172 00:08:33,121 --> 00:08:34,822 Actually, could you come with me? 173 00:08:34,922 --> 00:08:37,343 I really need to stay grounded. 174 00:08:37,443 --> 00:08:40,344 It'd be great if you could be my soul anchor. 175 00:08:40,444 --> 00:08:42,065 Seeing as you're just so mellow today. 176 00:08:42,165 --> 00:08:44,165 Absolutely. 177 00:08:51,128 --> 00:08:53,249 OK, guys, the log piles still just look like log piles. 178 00:08:55,649 --> 00:08:58,710 Pooey, you've ruined the surprise! 179 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:01,832 Oh, my God, you filled the bar with tiny saunas. 180 00:09:01,932 --> 00:09:04,192 OK, and just, um, 181 00:09:04,292 --> 00:09:07,193 just take a deep breath 182 00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:09,294 and think of... bedtime. 183 00:09:12,095 --> 00:09:13,836 Krent, can you please explain yourself 184 00:09:13,936 --> 00:09:15,436 in the least infuriating way possible? 185 00:09:15,536 --> 00:09:17,197 When you're a business owner, 186 00:09:17,297 --> 00:09:19,318 you have to take risks and be bold. 187 00:09:19,418 --> 00:09:21,438 That's according to Jamie Laing's podcast. 188 00:09:21,538 --> 00:09:24,199 So I thought, how can I ensure that we get a rave review? 189 00:09:24,299 --> 00:09:26,200 - Stay home. - And then it came to me. 190 00:09:26,300 --> 00:09:28,801 Lodge by K, Lodge. 191 00:09:28,901 --> 00:09:32,082 A ski lodge, alpine luxury. 192 00:09:32,182 --> 00:09:34,603 And what do you think when you think alpine luxury? 193 00:09:34,703 --> 00:09:36,004 Saunas. 194 00:09:36,104 --> 00:09:38,124 [BOWLS CLANGS] 195 00:09:38,224 --> 00:09:40,205 So you get a drink and maybe some olives, 196 00:09:40,305 --> 00:09:41,926 and then you take those olives into the little hot cupboard. 197 00:09:42,026 --> 00:09:43,246 Isn't that so chic? 198 00:09:43,346 --> 00:09:46,607 Right, first things first. 199 00:09:46,707 --> 00:09:48,848 Hey, what are you doing?! That'll turn off all my saunas! 200 00:09:48,948 --> 00:09:50,949 Oh, that's very much the idea. 201 00:09:52,629 --> 00:09:55,570 Will we just leave and pretend we never saw this? 202 00:09:55,670 --> 00:09:57,891 - Get rid of the saunas. - My saunas?! No! 203 00:09:57,991 --> 00:10:00,652 This bar cannot house five saunas. 204 00:10:00,752 --> 00:10:02,333 The heat will get us shut down. Get rid of them. 205 00:10:02,433 --> 00:10:04,053 But I love them. 206 00:10:04,153 --> 00:10:05,974 Get rid of the saunas or I quit. 207 00:10:06,074 --> 00:10:08,075 Uh... [WAILS] Oh... 208 00:10:10,236 --> 00:10:13,537 Guys, I'm sorry for the... everything. 209 00:10:13,637 --> 00:10:15,577 It will all get sorted. Just please don't leave. 210 00:10:15,677 --> 00:10:17,978 Done. Are you happy? 211 00:10:18,078 --> 00:10:19,899 They're coming to take them away tomorrow. 212 00:10:19,999 --> 00:10:23,780 Tomorrow? So after Time Out comes? 213 00:10:23,880 --> 00:10:26,061 Call your mate and tell him to come another night. 214 00:10:26,161 --> 00:10:27,822 Oh, they're not coming. They texted earlier 215 00:10:27,922 --> 00:10:29,422 to say they can't make it. 216 00:10:29,522 --> 00:10:30,783 They're sending someone new. 217 00:10:30,883 --> 00:10:32,783 A man called TJ. 218 00:10:32,883 --> 00:10:34,264 According to his Instagram, 219 00:10:34,364 --> 00:10:36,345 he loves social housing 220 00:10:36,445 --> 00:10:37,825 and hates "the elite" - 221 00:10:37,925 --> 00:10:39,066 whoever they are. 222 00:10:39,166 --> 00:10:41,186 Maybe a band? 223 00:10:41,286 --> 00:10:43,287 Thank you, Krent. That will be all. 224 00:10:45,128 --> 00:10:47,128 OK, I'll just... 225 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:52,710 Oh, why is it still so hot? 226 00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:54,951 Apparently they take hours to cool down. 227 00:10:55,051 --> 00:10:56,672 Between that and the fact that this place now has 228 00:10:56,772 --> 00:10:58,192 the carbon footprint of an airport, 229 00:10:58,292 --> 00:10:59,553 he has really out-Krented himself. 230 00:10:59,653 --> 00:11:02,074 We need to shift these saunas. 231 00:11:02,174 --> 00:11:03,794 What happened to the mans with vans? 232 00:11:03,894 --> 00:11:05,875 - They used to be everywhere. - Uh... 233 00:11:05,975 --> 00:11:07,976 Maybe I could find one on Tinder. I just... 234 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,597 Are you OK? 235 00:11:10,697 --> 00:11:13,358 Yeah, totally, I think, um... 236 00:11:13,458 --> 00:11:15,759 I think the sound bath just really relaxed my muscles, 237 00:11:15,859 --> 00:11:18,239 - you know? - Oh, maybe Jay knows someone. 238 00:11:18,339 --> 00:11:19,920 Survivalists have vans, right? 239 00:11:20,020 --> 00:11:22,121 Yeah. Uh, take this. 240 00:11:22,221 --> 00:11:24,602 Aw, thanks, Mags. 241 00:11:24,702 --> 00:11:27,243 You're really helping me out today. 242 00:11:27,343 --> 00:11:29,343 Maybe I can handle a week without Whitney. 243 00:11:39,027 --> 00:11:41,328 - [ICE RATTLES] - [GURGLES] 244 00:11:41,428 --> 00:11:42,768 I found something! 245 00:11:42,868 --> 00:11:44,409 Gah! I've been deep 246 00:11:44,509 --> 00:11:46,209 in the Wayback Machine all day 247 00:11:46,309 --> 00:11:48,850 and, boy, my wrists are tired. 248 00:11:48,950 --> 00:11:50,951 How did you know I was here? 249 00:11:53,512 --> 00:11:55,372 - Did I post this? - Yeah. 250 00:11:55,472 --> 00:11:57,473 MAGGIE: What the fuck? 251 00:11:58,313 --> 00:12:00,574 "Stresstie bestie"?! 252 00:12:00,674 --> 00:12:03,255 So, Whitney, she hasn't always been this hippy guru. 253 00:12:03,355 --> 00:12:05,736 No, this is her, literally three years ago. 254 00:12:05,836 --> 00:12:07,537 She was a slime influencer, 255 00:12:07,637 --> 00:12:09,137 and she... 256 00:12:09,237 --> 00:12:11,298 God, it's hot in here. 257 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:12,979 She's got an internet history 258 00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:15,139 as long as my extendable duster. I mean, 259 00:12:15,239 --> 00:12:16,780 we need to tell Eddie what we found here. 260 00:12:16,880 --> 00:12:18,820 Right. Yes. 261 00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:21,342 Uh, not... not today. Um... 262 00:12:21,442 --> 00:12:23,983 Today I am an anchor. 263 00:12:24,083 --> 00:12:26,543 But she needs to know who she's going into business with. 264 00:12:26,643 --> 00:12:28,744 I'm worried that Eddie has given Whitney money. 265 00:12:28,844 --> 00:12:29,584 We need to sit her down... 266 00:12:29,684 --> 00:12:32,345 - Mags? - Oh... 267 00:12:32,445 --> 00:12:33,806 Do you still know that drug dealer with the stolen lorry? 268 00:12:33,886 --> 00:12:35,747 - Ah! Get in here. - What? 269 00:12:35,847 --> 00:12:36,967 Yeah, she'll be with you shortly. Just come on. 270 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,628 [THUD] 271 00:12:38,728 --> 00:12:40,308 Was his name Chins? 272 00:12:40,408 --> 00:12:42,109 He only sold Xanax and poppers? 273 00:12:42,209 --> 00:12:44,190 I think Chins found God. 274 00:12:44,290 --> 00:12:46,350 - [MUFFLED SHOUTING] - Hey...! 275 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:47,991 Let's get some music on in here. 276 00:12:48,091 --> 00:12:50,392 Come on, let's pump up the jam. Come on! 277 00:12:50,492 --> 00:12:52,492 [POP MUSIC STARTS] 278 00:12:54,093 --> 00:12:56,094 Whoo! 279 00:12:57,294 --> 00:12:58,195 [THUD] 280 00:12:58,295 --> 00:13:00,295 [GROANS] 281 00:13:05,657 --> 00:13:07,658 Maggie? 282 00:13:08,058 --> 00:13:09,158 Maggie! 283 00:13:09,258 --> 00:13:11,319 Mags? 284 00:13:11,419 --> 00:13:13,480 Sorry. Sorry, I was just checking 285 00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,481 the floor. 286 00:13:15,581 --> 00:13:17,361 Um, for heat damage, but, um... 287 00:13:17,461 --> 00:13:19,482 None of this... 288 00:13:19,582 --> 00:13:22,363 Um, none of this is on fire, so... 289 00:13:22,463 --> 00:13:24,604 Can someone help? 290 00:13:24,704 --> 00:13:26,725 There are two more of these in the Addy Lee. 291 00:13:26,825 --> 00:13:28,405 - Well, what's in there? - Ice. 292 00:13:28,505 --> 00:13:30,286 I got loads of ice. 293 00:13:30,386 --> 00:13:32,687 I thought we could make ice sculptures. 294 00:13:32,787 --> 00:13:34,927 I mean, how hard could it be? Edward Scissorhands did it, 295 00:13:35,027 --> 00:13:36,647 and he was literally part-scissor. 296 00:13:36,748 --> 00:13:38,849 But it's boiling hot in here. 297 00:13:38,949 --> 00:13:40,489 So we get aircon. I mean, fuck the planet, right? 298 00:13:40,589 --> 00:13:42,450 No, but, Krent, the heat coming 299 00:13:42,550 --> 00:13:43,770 off of these things will melt the ice. 300 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,291 [SCREAMS] 301 00:13:45,391 --> 00:13:46,892 Oh, I knew I forgot something. 302 00:13:46,992 --> 00:13:48,252 What are you doing here?! 303 00:13:48,352 --> 00:13:50,813 She...! She brought me here, 304 00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:52,694 and then she locked me in there! 305 00:13:52,794 --> 00:13:54,294 He... he is lying. 306 00:13:54,394 --> 00:13:56,895 He begged me to get in there. 307 00:13:56,995 --> 00:13:58,656 Please don't make me go in the hot place again, Mummy! 308 00:13:58,756 --> 00:14:01,297 He was being crazy, 309 00:14:01,397 --> 00:14:04,858 and I knew that you wanted to be a calm, woo-woo hippy lady. 310 00:14:04,958 --> 00:14:07,899 Woo-woo?! This is my healing journey. 311 00:14:07,999 --> 00:14:10,180 - No, I didn't mean that. - I knew you were full of shit. 312 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:12,060 No, I would... I would never... Two days without Whitney, 313 00:14:12,160 --> 00:14:14,621 and this is what happens. Just get out! 314 00:14:14,721 --> 00:14:16,702 Both of you, get the fuck out of my bar! 315 00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:18,543 [KRENT CLEARS THROAT] 316 00:14:18,643 --> 00:14:20,643 Get the fuck out of Krent's bar. 317 00:14:23,324 --> 00:14:25,325 Get up. 318 00:14:27,086 --> 00:14:29,306 - Eddie... - So... 319 00:14:29,406 --> 00:14:31,407 - [KRENT SQUEAKS] - What do we do now? 320 00:14:35,168 --> 00:14:36,869 I cannot believe it wasn't the fact that I'm sedated 321 00:14:36,969 --> 00:14:38,030 that fucked things up - 322 00:14:38,130 --> 00:14:40,150 it was just you. 323 00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:41,791 I have a fire in my mouth. It's burning me. 324 00:14:41,891 --> 00:14:43,992 - [DOOR OPENS] - [KRENT WAILS] 325 00:14:44,092 --> 00:14:46,092 Everyone keeps asking me what to do! 326 00:14:48,693 --> 00:14:51,114 It's like, how should I know?! 327 00:14:51,214 --> 00:14:54,355 You know? Just because I'm the owner of the bar 328 00:14:54,455 --> 00:14:56,716 and the only person who stands to benefit financially 329 00:14:56,816 --> 00:14:58,677 from its success, 330 00:14:58,777 --> 00:15:01,038 I should know what I'm doing. It's not fair. 331 00:15:01,138 --> 00:15:03,518 Hey. Before I lost my vision, 332 00:15:03,618 --> 00:15:05,919 I remember thinking that the sauna was really nice. 333 00:15:06,019 --> 00:15:07,920 The seat was comfortable, 334 00:15:08,020 --> 00:15:09,801 and I loved the man in the red cloak 335 00:15:09,901 --> 00:15:10,921 who showed me the passage to Hades. 336 00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,722 Thanks, man. 337 00:15:12,822 --> 00:15:15,043 And, Maggie, you're a good friend. 338 00:15:15,143 --> 00:15:17,143 You're trying. What else can you do? 339 00:15:19,224 --> 00:15:21,485 [GROANS] 340 00:15:21,585 --> 00:15:23,045 Oh, OK. If no-one minds, I'm gonna take myself 341 00:15:23,145 --> 00:15:25,146 to the nearest hospital. 342 00:15:27,267 --> 00:15:30,808 Listen, we can turn those stupid fucking saunas 343 00:15:30,908 --> 00:15:33,489 into little private rooms, pretend it's all on purpose. 344 00:15:33,589 --> 00:15:34,509 If we can make the whole place look like a proper ski... 345 00:15:34,589 --> 00:15:37,410 Krent! 346 00:15:37,510 --> 00:15:39,811 We're gonna go back in there, and we're gonna turn 347 00:15:39,911 --> 00:15:41,252 your stupid mistake into a beautiful triumph. 348 00:15:41,352 --> 00:15:42,732 For Eddie. 349 00:15:42,832 --> 00:15:44,833 What are you doing? 350 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,314 Is this some kind of street code? 351 00:15:55,637 --> 00:15:58,298 ? Get up Beats 'bout waist deep 352 00:15:58,397 --> 00:15:59,858 ? Swallowed by beats 353 00:15:59,958 --> 00:16:01,659 ? I stay niche 354 00:16:01,759 --> 00:16:04,460 ? I've seen footage 355 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:08,461 ? Noided, noided Static on my blindside 356 00:16:08,561 --> 00:16:11,502 ? I've seen footage, I stay noided, I've seen footage 357 00:16:11,602 --> 00:16:13,383 ? I've seen footage, I stay noided 358 00:16:13,483 --> 00:16:15,184 ? I've seen footage, I stay 359 00:16:15,284 --> 00:16:17,544 ? I've seen Everybody's knowin' 360 00:16:17,644 --> 00:16:20,265 ? Where ya think you're goin'? Ain't going nowhere 361 00:16:20,365 --> 00:16:22,366 ? Satellite, handle that With a lead pipe... ? 362 00:16:23,847 --> 00:16:25,847 I'm scared... I... 363 00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:31,629 ? Like I told you, don't touch me 364 00:16:31,729 --> 00:16:33,870 ? What's up with it? I stay noided 365 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:34,850 ? Stimulation overload account for it... ? 366 00:16:34,931 --> 00:16:38,272 [DRILL WHIRS] 367 00:16:38,372 --> 00:16:40,993 ? Ambulance hit and run over pedestrian in Brazil 368 00:16:41,093 --> 00:16:43,093 ? Little tiger, boy soldier... ? 369 00:16:47,335 --> 00:16:49,336 Listen, it looks worse than it is. 370 00:16:52,137 --> 00:16:54,637 Anyone who's ever had their period in a white tankini 371 00:16:54,737 --> 00:16:56,758 knows how to clean up a bloodstain, so... 372 00:16:56,858 --> 00:16:58,859 Oh... 373 00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:04,761 Oh! Dope! You came! Oh, Stefan, your mullet 374 00:17:04,860 --> 00:17:06,862 looks magnif! I saved you a seat. 375 00:17:13,584 --> 00:17:15,645 This is impressive. 376 00:17:15,745 --> 00:17:17,746 God...? 377 00:17:19,186 --> 00:17:21,187 Seriously. 378 00:17:23,107 --> 00:17:25,108 It actually looks so good. 379 00:17:28,629 --> 00:17:31,490 Eddie! OMG, the last 90 minutes have literally been 380 00:17:31,590 --> 00:17:33,931 the hardest of my life. 381 00:17:34,031 --> 00:17:35,532 I had to learn things and then answer questions. 382 00:17:35,632 --> 00:17:37,092 And then Maggie hurt her... 383 00:17:37,192 --> 00:17:40,814 ...her... her pride, by admitting 384 00:17:40,914 --> 00:17:43,855 she wasn't so great with a power tool. 385 00:17:43,955 --> 00:17:45,955 Right, Krent? It was so funny! 386 00:17:49,037 --> 00:17:51,037 We did so many laughs! 387 00:17:52,878 --> 00:17:55,419 I really thought I'd come back to somehow even more chaos. 388 00:17:55,519 --> 00:17:57,519 But... you... 389 00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:00,601 You fixed it. 390 00:18:01,921 --> 00:18:04,382 Thank you, Eddie. 391 00:18:04,482 --> 00:18:06,183 The Time Out man is going to be here any minute. 392 00:18:06,283 --> 00:18:07,623 Do my salopettes look fresh? 393 00:18:07,723 --> 00:18:09,704 Get Eddie a jumper. 394 00:18:09,804 --> 00:18:11,805 I am just gonna pee and stuff. 395 00:18:24,809 --> 00:18:29,511 ? Please, curtains in 396 00:18:29,611 --> 00:18:35,873 ? Start us off 397 00:18:35,973 --> 00:18:37,974 ? You swing first 398 00:18:42,295 --> 00:18:46,717 ? Sorry, I don't know what I said 399 00:18:46,817 --> 00:18:51,198 ? But you're crying, now, again 400 00:18:51,298 --> 00:18:57,380 ? Let me do my job 401 00:19:00,862 --> 00:19:02,862 ? Let me do my. ? 402 00:19:06,384 --> 00:19:08,364 Do you think he likes my trees? 403 00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:10,765 I think I should talk to him. 404 00:19:10,865 --> 00:19:12,886 You have to trust me on this one - 405 00:19:12,986 --> 00:19:16,167 that man will not like you. 406 00:19:16,267 --> 00:19:18,268 [IN COCKNEY ACCENT] Toilet? Just down there, bruv. 407 00:19:19,788 --> 00:19:22,129 What? I know how to code switch. 408 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:24,230 - [TJ SCREAMS] - Oh, no, no! 409 00:19:26,071 --> 00:19:28,692 I-I didn't touch her, I swear! 410 00:19:28,792 --> 00:19:30,332 Oh, God. They're gonna find the text I sent 411 00:19:30,432 --> 00:19:31,853 - to my ex-girlfriend. - Maggie! 412 00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:34,093 - Maggie. - It's OK. Don't panic. 413 00:19:34,193 --> 00:19:36,174 I think I can get Elton to sing Candle at her fune. 414 00:19:36,274 --> 00:19:38,095 No, this can't be. You can't do this to me. 415 00:19:38,195 --> 00:19:40,216 Maggie! 416 00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:42,977 No... Mummy, turn off the big light. 417 00:19:43,077 --> 00:19:45,077 Oh! 418 00:19:46,838 --> 00:19:48,378 Oh! 419 00:19:48,478 --> 00:19:50,259 Aaaah... 420 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:52,360 Aaah... 421 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:55,981 Aaaa... 422 00:19:56,081 --> 00:19:58,682 And that is as far as we've got. 423 00:20:01,403 --> 00:20:03,624 We're still workshopping it, obviously, 424 00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,265 but I think it's gonna be ready for the public really soon. 425 00:20:06,365 --> 00:20:08,866 What? 426 00:20:08,966 --> 00:20:13,707 Our Scandi noir murder mystery, immersive experience. 427 00:20:13,807 --> 00:20:15,748 Literally the theme of the bar. 428 00:20:15,848 --> 00:20:17,849 Did you guys not warn him? 429 00:20:19,809 --> 00:20:23,151 We thought it would be fun if he felt real fear. 430 00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:26,392 Oh, they forgot to give you your detective costume! 431 00:20:26,492 --> 00:20:28,312 - You're a detective? - No, he's still in character. 432 00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:29,913 - Eddie, why...? - And he'll give away 433 00:20:30,013 --> 00:20:32,434 the ending if we let him. 434 00:20:32,534 --> 00:20:34,795 This is his baby. He loved The Killing. 435 00:20:34,895 --> 00:20:37,596 Yo, I've been to more escape rooms 436 00:20:37,696 --> 00:20:39,696 and Punchdrunk shows than I'd like to admit, but this... 437 00:20:40,817 --> 00:20:42,317 This was legit! 438 00:20:42,417 --> 00:20:44,638 Yeah, I fucking love it! 439 00:20:44,738 --> 00:20:47,199 - You do? - Yeah! 440 00:20:47,299 --> 00:20:49,960 The cozy winter shit - that was boring, 441 00:20:50,060 --> 00:20:51,881 but the horribly realistic dead body? 442 00:20:51,981 --> 00:20:54,682 Yeah, that was fucking cool. 443 00:20:54,782 --> 00:20:56,822 I still feel kind of sick, but Time Out will love this. 444 00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:00,604 When's it... when's it launch? 445 00:21:00,704 --> 00:21:02,364 Let's let Maggie clean up, 446 00:21:02,464 --> 00:21:04,465 and Krent will tell you all about it. 447 00:21:06,266 --> 00:21:08,447 OK. 448 00:21:08,547 --> 00:21:10,127 KRENT: I can't actually tell you much because 449 00:21:10,227 --> 00:21:12,228 I don't really understand it myself, but... 450 00:21:16,309 --> 00:21:18,370 Krent's given us a massive casting budget. 451 00:21:18,470 --> 00:21:20,171 Where do you find actors? Gumtree? 452 00:21:20,271 --> 00:21:22,271 - [PHONE VIBRATES] - Leave it with me. 453 00:21:26,913 --> 00:21:29,614 Genuinely, thanks for today. 454 00:21:29,714 --> 00:21:31,715 Boiled Will aside, you're a great soul anchor. 455 00:21:37,837 --> 00:21:39,818 I thought you wouldn't be able to accept me 456 00:21:39,918 --> 00:21:42,458 as I am... now. 457 00:21:42,558 --> 00:21:45,059 What? 458 00:21:45,159 --> 00:21:47,159 I'd accept you even if you were a Disney adult. 459 00:21:48,320 --> 00:21:50,321 Thanks. 460 00:21:52,362 --> 00:21:55,223 Whitney was concerned that your chaos would bring me down again 461 00:21:55,323 --> 00:21:57,824 like it did last year. 462 00:21:57,924 --> 00:22:01,865 But you've changed. I can really see that. 463 00:22:01,965 --> 00:22:05,987 Will, on the other hand. Wait, what did Will do? 464 00:22:06,087 --> 00:22:09,588 He basically declared his love for me after the abortion. 465 00:22:09,688 --> 00:22:11,789 Whitney helped me see how toxic that was. 466 00:22:11,889 --> 00:22:13,889 She has helped me so much. 467 00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:17,891 It's like, before I met her... 468 00:22:19,932 --> 00:22:22,052 ...I'd been holding my breath. 469 00:22:25,173 --> 00:22:26,954 Like, since Dad died. 470 00:22:27,054 --> 00:22:29,055 And now... 471 00:22:29,895 --> 00:22:31,896 ...I'm breathing again. 472 00:22:38,538 --> 00:22:40,539 I want to learn from Whitney. 473 00:22:41,139 --> 00:22:43,560 Really. 474 00:22:43,659 --> 00:22:45,661 Maybe she could help with my scalp thing. 475 00:22:48,502 --> 00:22:51,323 Me and Whitney are moving to Devon. 476 00:22:51,423 --> 00:22:53,924 We're starting an intentional community down there. 477 00:22:54,024 --> 00:22:56,024 That's where she's been this week. 478 00:22:57,025 --> 00:22:59,025 Wow. 479 00:23:01,186 --> 00:23:04,487 Well, um, I have... 480 00:23:04,587 --> 00:23:06,448 I have always wanted to spend more time on trains, 481 00:23:06,548 --> 00:23:08,549 so we'll make it work. 482 00:23:09,789 --> 00:23:11,570 Hey, maybe tomorrow we could have 483 00:23:11,670 --> 00:23:13,210 - a real day off together. - Eddie? 484 00:23:13,310 --> 00:23:15,331 I tried calling you. Are you OK? 485 00:23:15,431 --> 00:23:17,172 Hey! You're back early. 486 00:23:17,272 --> 00:23:19,492 Oh! Maggie's here! 487 00:23:19,592 --> 00:23:22,414 She really helped me. 488 00:23:22,514 --> 00:23:24,534 There was this whole Krent-related emergency. 489 00:23:24,634 --> 00:23:25,735 Oh, hey, Whitn... 490 00:23:25,835 --> 00:23:28,136 Ahhh. 491 00:23:28,236 --> 00:23:30,136 Maggie really wants to learn from you, Whit. 492 00:23:30,236 --> 00:23:32,137 She responded so well to your techniques today. 493 00:23:32,237 --> 00:23:34,238 If that's OK with you. 494 00:23:34,878 --> 00:23:36,879 Of course. 495 00:23:38,439 --> 00:23:41,880 Anyone with an honest heart is welcome in my world. 496 00:23:43,681 --> 00:23:45,382 You look stunning. 497 00:23:45,482 --> 00:23:47,142 Did you have a facial or something? 498 00:23:47,242 --> 00:23:49,663 Hey, I wasn't on vacation, Eddie. 499 00:23:49,763 --> 00:23:51,704 I was securing our future. 500 00:23:51,804 --> 00:23:54,185 Of course. I-I'm so sorry. 501 00:23:54,284 --> 00:23:56,284 You work so hard for us. 502 00:23:59,647 --> 00:24:03,588 I guess the ocean just did wonders for my inner light. 503 00:24:03,688 --> 00:24:05,749 Yeah. Wow. 504 00:24:05,849 --> 00:24:09,270 Well, that light certainly is 505 00:24:09,370 --> 00:24:11,371 blindingly white. 506 00:24:13,171 --> 00:24:15,172 [ALL CHUCKLE] 507 00:24:20,574 --> 00:24:24,715 ? No matter how long, no matter how long we suffer 508 00:24:24,815 --> 00:24:29,597 ? Still can't keep it off my mind 509 00:24:29,697 --> 00:24:34,199 ? Keeping this home Keeping this home together 510 00:24:34,299 --> 00:24:37,980 ? Despite your appetite to lie... ? 511 00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:42,580 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 36766

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