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[TANNOY ANNOUNCEMENT]
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RYAN: That was
a long wedding.
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EDDIE: At least
you could drink.
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Ohh...
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Ubers keep canceling on me,
and it is fucking devastating.
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Owen.
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Your child is over there
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licking what I think
is a used needle.
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Any thoughts?
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[PHONE VIBRATES]
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Oh...
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Mercury! Do we need
another tetanus jab?
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Would anyone like
a ginseng gummy? Hmm?
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[RYAN GRUNTS]
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It'll really help regulate
your energy levels.
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No.
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I mean, I've also got
echinacea...
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- ...milk thistle, ginger chews.
- Yeah.
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Or I've got, um...
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...like expired Femfresh wipes.
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No? Fine.
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I'm gonna go and queue...
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TEARFULLY: ..for a black cab.
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Hey...
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If you're worried
about vaginal odor,
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I can send you a link
to an amethyst suppository
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my friend Wave sells.
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I mean, it'll really help.
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So, it's an amethyst
suppository?
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So, like...
Like a stone... tampon?
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So... Sorry.
It does sound a bit medieval.
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Yeah.
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Yeah, I guess it does,
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but it has helped
a lot of women.
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I actually did a series
of videos
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on the vagina-Earth
connection.
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Oh, OK.
You're a film-maker?
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No, no.
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God! No, I don't even own
a television.
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No, I'm a light worker,
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but I primarily produce content
for social media.
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I just found that that's
the best way to reach people
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and connect with souls
all around the world.
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TONI: Is that
Eddie fucking Rushton?
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- Oh, my God. Toni.
- Hello!
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And none for Gretchen Wieners?
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Oh, my God. Buy one, get one!
Mwah! Mwah!
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Where the piss
have you two been?
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I've been hagless
at Superstore for months.
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Hi. I'm Whitney.
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- Congratulations.
- Sorry, Whit, this is Toni.
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Toni Anne Guy,
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drag queen to both the stars
and the gutter.
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How are you, babe?
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I heard you got
mercury poisoning.
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Did you eat too much tuna?
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Um, no, not mercury.
L-Lithium poisoning.
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You ate batteries?
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So, what have you been up to?
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Down the drag mines,
as ever.
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I actually had this last-minute
gig come in for tonight.
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I'd usually tell them
to fuck off,
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but you don't say no to
Barbie and Skipper, do you?
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Wait, wait, what did you
just say?
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Barbie and Skipper?
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- Oh, my...
- Oh, my God!
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A secret show at Peg.
It's gonna be epic.
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Barbie and Skipper,
like the dolls?
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They're drag queens,
but, like, so much more.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, they've got
a podcast and books.
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And a YouTube series
that we watched on repeat.
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- Still do.
- Yes, I still do.
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I always said
if they ever came to London,
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but they never have,
because Skipper...
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BOTH: ..hates the accent!
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- Oh, my God!
- Get us tickets, please.
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Babe, do you have any idea
how many fit men
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I have in my DMs right now
asking me the same thing?
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No offence, but I'm not going
to pick the straight girls.
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- Straight-ish.
- Come on, Toni,
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we'll do anything. I never made
you settle your Wet Mouth tab.
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Hmm...
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OK, look, I need this wig
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my friend Cher's
been styling for me,
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but she's being a bitch
and refusing to give me it.
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- We can get your wig.
- Yeah.
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We can?
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Oh, God. Sorry.
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I just totally disrupted
your flow.
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God, what a loser.
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No. I'm sorry.
We're, um...
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We're being a bit...
It's just...
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This is kind of
a dream of mine.
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An old dream, but...
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We have to honour old dreams
to make space for new ones.
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That's beautiful, that.
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I know we had other plans
today,
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and I was going to start
looking for a job...
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Now, listen, the only plan
that matters
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is the universe's.
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- Send us the address.
- TONI: All right.
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Watch out, though.
Cher can be... how you say...
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...a cunt.
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Mwah. Mwah.
I'll need it by eight.
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If you're not there,
I'll fist your dad.
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Good luck with ours. You'll
have to un-cremate them first.
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- Oh, is... is... is your dad...?
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Oh.
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He passed when I was 12.
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It's actually
how we first connected.
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Aw, that's so... lovely.
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MAGGIE: Are you sure we can't
just get the Tube?
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EDDIE: This place is in
zone ten.
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- I didn't know that existed.
- Uber, then?
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You said it'll be 80 quid.
That's mad.
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Will keeps a spare car key
in this stupid key safe he has.
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We don't even need
to knock on the door.
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You don't wanna give him
a heads-up?
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Just in case he thinks
it's been stolen.
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Like stolen by a stranger
rather than a close friend?
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- He won't care.
- Oh.
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So...
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You are a light worker?
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I am.
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Which is what?
Sorry, I don't know.
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Oh, yeah.
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It basically means that I have
been put on this Earth
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to spread light
and eradicate darkness.
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Oh, wow. OK. Yeah.
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Like Batman?
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- No.
- No.
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He's changed the code.
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Shit. I thought this was
a slam dunk.
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OK, uh, well,
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this is how Patrick Swayze
does it in Dirty Dancing.
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So we're just gonna get
this here. Yes.
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Oh.
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I'm OK.
It's just a little fall.
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Wait... Oh. OK.
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Right...
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[GRUNTS]
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Um, just, like,
shield your eyes and I'll...
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- What are you doing?
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Violence is never the answer,
Maggie.
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No, it's not violence
if it's against a car, is it?
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It's just like...
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[ALARM BEEPS REPEATEDLY]
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Oh, I didn't even smash
anything!
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Excuse me.
I'm afraid I have a weap...
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[ALARM CONTINUES]
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I would love it
if that could stop!
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Oh...
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Sorry.
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[ALARM STOPS]
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You're...
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You're back.
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Only just.
Yesterday, actually.
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But I've been e-mailing you
for a year.
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No, I'm off grid,
out of the matrix.
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- You don't have a phone?
- No.
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Oh. That's very, um,
Amish chic of you.
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It's not Amish to disengage
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from something that's
literally killing people.
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Phones are killing people?
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They're worse for you
than smoking.
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Hi. I'm Whitney.
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And you... must be Will.
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Sorry, just back
to the phone thing again.
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You have a phone?
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To serve my higher purpose
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of spreading light
via social media.
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Otherwise, you know, I would
throw this thing in the ocean,
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trust me.
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Sorry, were you
breaking into my car?
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Could we borrow it?
Just for the afternoon?
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Of course. Yeah, sure.
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I'd love it if we could talk.
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Maybe when you
bring back the car?
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[TIRES SCREECH]
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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So we all hate Will now, then?
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I don't hate anybody.
Hate is a poison.
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The friction between the old
and the new
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can often feel uncomfortable.
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Well, then, maybe the new
should smooth itself out a bit.
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- Delivery or Jehovah's?
- What?
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Cos I've already had two
Jehovah's up here this week,
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and I'm not being funny
or nothing,
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but I don't think
I'm for you.
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No, no, we're a friend
of Toni's.
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Toni Anne Guy?
We came here to get her wig.
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Maybe she's coming down?
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Uh, Cher, sorry, we're actually
in a bit of a hurry,
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so if you could just...
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If you think you can intimidate
me, you're fucking wrong.
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I've got a Taser in here
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that my cousin 3D-printed,
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and I know how to use it!
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Stop throwing hairpins
and just give us the wig.
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Did Toni tell you she's
been shagging my stepdad?
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She's tore my family apart.
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Me mother's had to go
inpatient.
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That's almost impossible
to defend.
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Maybe if I try
and talk to her one on one?
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Or I'd be happy to try.
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Um, no offense, Whitney,
but I think you might be
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a bit too American
for someone like Cher.
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Whitney should go. She's always
so calm in the face of chaos.
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OK, well, she'll probably throw
a hairdryer at you, but...
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Cher? My name's Whitney,
and I'm a light worker
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specialising in
interpersonal relationships.
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May I come in?
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[INTERCOM BUZZES]
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[EDDIE LAUGHS]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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So, you were saying earlier
you were looking for a job.
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What about your Wet Mouth
money?
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I can't live off that
for ever.
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Besides, I need to save that
for...
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I need to save that money.
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Is Whitney looking for a job
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or does she make money
off TikTok or...?
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- I knew you'd hate her.
- No, I just...
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Look, I know she's kooky
and different to you,
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and she might use words
that you think are stupid,
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but Whitney has helped me
so much.
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When we met, I, uh...
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I was in a really dark place.
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I was sat on a beach in Malibu
and I...
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I'm lucky to have found her.
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We've basically spent
every day together since.
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Well, then, I'm excited to get
to know her better.
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All done.
She's boxing up the wig for us.
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Oh, amazing.
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So once we're back
at the apartment,
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I just need to start the
sageing process straight away.
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Thanks, Cher.
And sorry about your mum.
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Whitney's right.
I need to let it go.
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Wow. Whitney, you are just
so impressive.
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Personally,
if Toni had called me a cunt,
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I would struggle to get
past that.
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But with the power of light,
I guess anything is possible.
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What?
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Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry.
Did Whitney not say.
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Why would I?
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That stepdad-shagging rat had
the gumption to call me a cunt?
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Cher, remember the grounding
exercise I taught you?
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Oh, no.
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- No, we don't need to be...
- Oh...
250
00:10:56,829 --> 00:10:58,690
Oh, no...
251
00:10:58,790 --> 00:11:00,530
Cher, please, that's not
hygienic.
252
00:11:00,630 --> 00:11:02,090
No, no. OK,
put the lighter down. Cher...
253
00:11:02,190 --> 00:11:04,191
[ALL GASP]
254
00:11:07,151 --> 00:11:08,331
- No!
- Oh, God.
255
00:11:08,431 --> 00:11:10,432
CHER: Have some of that.
256
00:11:11,631 --> 00:11:13,631
Oh...
257
00:11:22,913 --> 00:11:24,913
Crazy...
258
00:11:31,995 --> 00:11:33,995
I'm so sorry, you guys.
259
00:11:36,716 --> 00:11:38,716
I just assumed Whitney had told
Cher had the full truth, so...
260
00:11:42,237 --> 00:11:44,237
- I'm such an idiot.
- So no Barbie and Skipper?
261
00:11:46,077 --> 00:11:49,457
Oh, no. I'll get us in.
262
00:11:49,557 --> 00:11:52,618
How? Those tickets are like
gold dust.
263
00:11:52,718 --> 00:11:55,618
It's Prince at the Roundhouse
all over again.
264
00:11:55,718 --> 00:11:59,979
Yeah, I've... I've many options,
but, um,
265
00:12:00,079 --> 00:12:02,819
first, I should probably just
call my agent.
266
00:12:02,919 --> 00:12:05,020
Vanessa?
Are you still with her?
267
00:12:05,120 --> 00:12:08,100
Oh, right. Yeah.
After that dinner party.
268
00:12:08,200 --> 00:12:10,201
Yeah. Eddie told me
all about it.
269
00:12:11,441 --> 00:12:13,781
Yeah. No, things are great.
270
00:12:13,881 --> 00:12:15,822
Actually my new play has been
shortlisted for an award, so...
271
00:12:15,922 --> 00:12:17,942
Really? Like, a big one?
272
00:12:18,042 --> 00:12:21,303
Yeah, like the biggest,
actually,
273
00:12:21,403 --> 00:12:24,863
I've never even been longlisted
before, so...
274
00:12:24,963 --> 00:12:26,963
- Congratulations.
- Thanks.
275
00:12:28,003 --> 00:12:30,003
I'll just...
276
00:12:31,884 --> 00:12:33,344
[LINE RINGS]
277
00:12:33,444 --> 00:12:36,585
Hello. Maggie.
278
00:12:36,685 --> 00:12:38,905
I'm sorry, but this graveyard
has terrible reception.
279
00:12:39,005 --> 00:12:40,505
Vanessa, Hi.
Um, I'm just wondering
280
00:12:40,605 --> 00:12:42,546
if you could help me out.
281
00:12:42,646 --> 00:12:43,986
I'm trying to get tickets
to this thing tonight.
282
00:12:44,086 --> 00:12:46,907
- OK.
- Yeah, um, it's a drag show,
283
00:12:47,007 --> 00:12:49,007
and, um...
284
00:12:51,527 --> 00:12:53,528
I don't know if you know anyone
who works in that area or...
285
00:12:57,568 --> 00:12:59,109
Sorry, Maggie,
I couldn't hear you.
286
00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:01,309
There are people nearby
grieving loudly.
287
00:13:01,409 --> 00:13:03,188
Did you say a drag show?
Like a gay thing?
288
00:13:03,288 --> 00:13:04,669
Yes. Very gay.
289
00:13:04,769 --> 00:13:06,949
Rupert could probably help.
290
00:13:07,049 --> 00:13:09,150
- Rupert?
- Rupert Everett.
291
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:12,270
He's an old friend. He'll be at
the Manderley Club from six,
292
00:13:12,370 --> 00:13:15,111
if you wanna go and ask him.
He doesn't take calls.
293
00:13:15,211 --> 00:13:17,191
Yeah, yeah, I know... I know
it well.
294
00:13:17,291 --> 00:13:19,511
I'd come with you, but Hilary
Mantel snuck a clause
295
00:13:19,611 --> 00:13:21,872
into her contract that
I had to polish her gravestone
296
00:13:21,972 --> 00:13:23,672
once a month after her death.
297
00:13:23,772 --> 00:13:25,033
I'll send you the address.
298
00:13:25,133 --> 00:13:27,133
Oh, thank you so much, Vanessa.
299
00:13:30,333 --> 00:13:32,274
Done and done.
300
00:13:32,374 --> 00:13:33,954
We just need to go and schmooze
Rupert Everett
301
00:13:34,054 --> 00:13:35,314
and we'll be all gravy.
302
00:13:35,414 --> 00:13:37,715
Rupert Everett? Cool.
303
00:13:37,815 --> 00:13:40,954
- That is cool.
- We can go get changed at mine
304
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,955
and then head over
to the Manderley Club.
305
00:13:43,055 --> 00:13:46,395
Oh. We actually should go back
to our apartment
306
00:13:46,495 --> 00:13:49,396
because we kind of need
to get settled and,
307
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,756
- like, freshen up.
- That's true.
308
00:13:51,856 --> 00:13:53,857
But we could meet you
at this Peg place later.
309
00:13:55,697 --> 00:13:57,437
Right, Maggie?
310
00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,038
You don't need us, do you?
311
00:13:59,138 --> 00:14:00,518
Of course.
312
00:14:00,618 --> 00:14:02,618
I'll handle Rupert.
313
00:14:05,059 --> 00:14:07,059
Oh, sorry.
314
00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:11,840
? Guess who back in the house
315
00:14:11,940 --> 00:14:13,360
? Heels click-clackin' about
316
00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:15,561
? Five, fresh, feminine
Style to eleven
317
00:14:15,661 --> 00:14:17,760
? I'm divine, so heavenly
Gentleman sweatin'
318
00:14:17,860 --> 00:14:19,521
? It's dimes across
the board, no doubt
319
00:14:19,621 --> 00:14:21,361
? Body like wow!
Pussy bouta end this trial
320
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:22,641
? Titties so plentiful
Fishy queen jezebel
321
00:14:22,741 --> 00:14:25,042
? Should be criminal
322
00:14:25,142 --> 00:14:26,842
? Don't make sense for a bitch
to be this endowed... ?
323
00:14:26,942 --> 00:14:29,562
Ah. Hi.
324
00:14:29,662 --> 00:14:32,043
Uh, I'm, um...
I'm Maggie Donovan.
325
00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:33,643
? Now get your camera phone
Cos in a minute
326
00:14:33,743 --> 00:14:35,844
? I'm about to be on
327
00:14:35,944 --> 00:14:37,964
? Here come that girl
Oh, shit, what up?
328
00:14:38,064 --> 00:14:40,404
? Give her twelve
That's the bread and butter
329
00:14:40,504 --> 00:14:41,845
? Plenty flush
She's the big shot caller
330
00:14:41,945 --> 00:14:43,365
? Get-Get run over
Over! ?
331
00:14:43,465 --> 00:14:45,525
Oh. I'm OK. Thanks.
332
00:14:45,625 --> 00:14:48,126
I am all set.
333
00:14:48,226 --> 00:14:51,246
Oh, that'll be Maggie.
Thank goodness you're here.
334
00:14:51,346 --> 00:14:52,927
- Oh, here I am.
- Darling, they've arrived.
335
00:14:53,027 --> 00:14:55,026
Ah...
336
00:14:56,106 --> 00:14:57,927
You must be Maggie.
337
00:14:58,027 --> 00:15:00,847
Hi! You know,
338
00:15:00,947 --> 00:15:02,607
when Vanessa said
she was sending you over,
339
00:15:02,707 --> 00:15:04,608
I thought, "Finally!
340
00:15:04,708 --> 00:15:07,248
"Somebody cares about me."
341
00:15:07,348 --> 00:15:08,689
[LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
342
00:15:08,789 --> 00:15:10,729
Ooh!
343
00:15:10,829 --> 00:15:12,969
Now, ahem, you're a little bit,
uh...
344
00:15:13,069 --> 00:15:15,650
...little, though.
345
00:15:15,750 --> 00:15:17,770
I'll need to get the French
maid's uniform altered.
346
00:15:17,870 --> 00:15:19,331
Don't start with that.
347
00:15:19,431 --> 00:15:21,731
Oh, exsqueeze me,
darling,
348
00:15:21,831 --> 00:15:24,892
for trying to inject some
glamor into the proceedings.
349
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:27,132
Darling, behave.
This is your third assistant
350
00:15:27,232 --> 00:15:29,612
- this month, right?
- No, no. Sorry. No, no.
351
00:15:29,712 --> 00:15:32,012
I'm... I'm actually
a playwright.
352
00:15:32,112 --> 00:15:34,052
Oh, yes, darling,
that's what they all say.
353
00:15:34,152 --> 00:15:35,973
The last one didn't like
the costume either.
354
00:15:36,073 --> 00:15:39,773
You know, you just can't
get the staff.
355
00:15:39,873 --> 00:15:42,334
No, no, seriously.
No, I'm just here to see
356
00:15:42,434 --> 00:15:44,754
if you can help me to get
tickets for this thing tonight.
357
00:15:47,915 --> 00:15:50,695
You know, it's a teensy
little bit early
358
00:15:50,795 --> 00:15:52,256
to be asking for favours,
darling,
359
00:15:52,356 --> 00:15:54,776
but I admire your spunk.
360
00:15:54,876 --> 00:15:56,876
Oh, come on, let's
go and get a martini.
361
00:16:00,197 --> 00:16:03,218
Yeah, I'm not a bad boss,
Mandy,
362
00:16:03,318 --> 00:16:06,178
despite what the various
court filings may say.
363
00:16:06,278 --> 00:16:09,658
I'm simply
a world-renowned actor
364
00:16:09,758 --> 00:16:12,058
with a taste for
the finer things in life.
365
00:16:12,158 --> 00:16:13,498
Is that a crime?
366
00:16:13,598 --> 00:16:15,599
[PHONE VIBRATES]
367
00:16:19,560 --> 00:16:23,500
Now, I do ask
that my silk items
368
00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,101
be handwashed by you
in front of me.
369
00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:28,621
I love to watch.
370
00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:32,822
Look, I am not actually
your... average assistant.
371
00:16:32,922 --> 00:16:34,102
No, I'm so much more.
372
00:16:34,202 --> 00:16:35,783
[GASPS]
373
00:16:35,883 --> 00:16:38,743
You're a perineal masseuse?
374
00:16:38,843 --> 00:16:42,584
Sure, um, but I also am just
really on top of your schedule.
375
00:16:42,684 --> 00:16:45,104
In fact, you happen to have
an appearance at Peg tonight,
376
00:16:45,204 --> 00:16:47,384
- so we better get going.
- An appearance at Peg?
377
00:16:47,484 --> 00:16:49,504
What's Peg?
378
00:16:49,604 --> 00:16:51,424
Oh, it's a really cool
gay club.
379
00:16:51,524 --> 00:16:53,385
You will be introducing
two drag queens at their show.
380
00:16:53,485 --> 00:16:54,465
Why the tit would I be
doing that?
381
00:16:54,565 --> 00:16:56,385
I don't do appearances.
382
00:16:56,485 --> 00:16:57,626
I'm Rupert fucking Everett, darling.
383
00:16:57,726 --> 00:16:59,586
The fee...
384
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,106
WHISPERS: ..is astronomical.
385
00:17:01,206 --> 00:17:02,586
Oh.
386
00:17:02,686 --> 00:17:04,867
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
387
00:17:04,967 --> 00:17:06,467
Why didn't you say so before?
388
00:17:06,567 --> 00:17:08,568
Oh... Oh!
389
00:17:09,008 --> 00:17:10,428
He's fine.
390
00:17:10,528 --> 00:17:12,428
Very good. Uppsie!
391
00:17:12,528 --> 00:17:14,349
[MUSIC POUNDS]
392
00:17:14,449 --> 00:17:16,449
[EXCITED CHATTER]
393
00:17:20,930 --> 00:17:22,390
OK...
394
00:17:22,490 --> 00:17:24,750
[RUPERT LAUGHS]
395
00:17:24,850 --> 00:17:26,590
What light through yonder
window breaks?
396
00:17:26,690 --> 00:17:28,690
Yes, Romeo. Let's go.
397
00:17:29,730 --> 00:17:32,151
- Oh...
- We are here.
398
00:17:32,251 --> 00:17:34,351
- Oh, my God! Bitch!
- Oh, hi.
399
00:17:34,451 --> 00:17:36,552
[RUPERT GROWLS]
400
00:17:36,652 --> 00:17:39,272
- Hey.
- Wonderful.
401
00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:41,633
Is this your dealer? Darling,
do you have any Adderall?
402
00:17:41,733 --> 00:17:43,153
[MAGGIE LAUGHS]
403
00:17:43,253 --> 00:17:44,673
He's kidding! He's kidding!
404
00:17:44,773 --> 00:17:47,034
I think we should just head in.
405
00:17:47,134 --> 00:17:48,994
Oh, my God, there you are.
Cutting it a bit fine, babes.
406
00:17:49,094 --> 00:17:50,954
Where's the wig?
407
00:17:51,054 --> 00:17:54,035
- Well, hello...
- Hello!
408
00:17:54,135 --> 00:17:56,395
Sorry, Toni, Cher wouldn't
give it to us.
409
00:17:56,495 --> 00:17:58,116
She was just being
very difficult.
410
00:17:58,216 --> 00:18:00,076
That little bitch.
411
00:18:00,176 --> 00:18:01,555
I am sorry. I have to escort
Rupert inside.
412
00:18:01,655 --> 00:18:03,156
He can't be out here
with the crowds.
413
00:18:03,256 --> 00:18:06,036
That fucking neck of you,
Cher Fryer.
414
00:18:06,136 --> 00:18:08,477
- Shouldn't we...?
- It'll be fine. Hi.
415
00:18:08,577 --> 00:18:10,397
We just have a VIP with us
if we could just...
416
00:18:10,497 --> 00:18:12,917
- Name?
- So we are not on the list,
417
00:18:13,017 --> 00:18:15,718
but I just know that Barbie
and Skipper would want
418
00:18:15,818 --> 00:18:17,638
a gay icon of this caliber
in the audience.
419
00:18:17,738 --> 00:18:20,279
Will somebody please give me
a fucking upper?
420
00:18:20,379 --> 00:18:22,159
- Are you joking?
- It really is him.
421
00:18:22,259 --> 00:18:23,839
But, please, just, like,
be cool.
422
00:18:23,939 --> 00:18:25,920
What have I told you
about coming back here?
423
00:18:26,020 --> 00:18:28,240
Daddy needs his uppies.
424
00:18:28,340 --> 00:18:29,921
Oh, get him out of here
before I call the police.
425
00:18:30,021 --> 00:18:31,601
Police? No. I think
you are mistaken.
426
00:18:31,701 --> 00:18:33,481
This man's been terrorising us
for years.
427
00:18:33,581 --> 00:18:36,402
He's the reason that Stabber's
got complex PTSD.
428
00:18:36,502 --> 00:18:38,881
You're in violation of about
ten restraining orders,
429
00:18:38,981 --> 00:18:41,722
you utter fuckhead!
430
00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:44,642
Code Dahmer, I repeat,
Code Dahmer at the front door.
431
00:18:44,742 --> 00:18:46,523
- Code Dahmer?
- Oh, my God.
432
00:18:46,623 --> 00:18:49,043
You set my fucking wig on fire.
433
00:18:49,143 --> 00:18:51,483
Yeah. And I'd do it again,
434
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:54,924
because no-one calls Cher Fryer
a cunt and gets away with it!
435
00:18:55,024 --> 00:18:57,765
Why did you tell her that,
you bellend?!
436
00:18:57,865 --> 00:19:01,205
This is why everybody hates
straight people.
437
00:19:01,305 --> 00:19:03,046
Straight-ish.
438
00:19:03,146 --> 00:19:04,646
- She's not coming in.
- No shit.
439
00:19:04,746 --> 00:19:06,746
Fuck off, babes,
and stay fucked off.
440
00:19:13,147 --> 00:19:16,047
Ryan? Oh, my God.
441
00:19:16,147 --> 00:19:18,147
Ryan. Oh, my God, you have
to help us get in. We were...
442
00:19:24,549 --> 00:19:26,929
We are too old for this,
Maggie.
443
00:19:27,029 --> 00:19:29,329
Today was insane,
444
00:19:29,429 --> 00:19:32,410
but this is not who I am
any more, I promise.
445
00:19:32,510 --> 00:19:34,510
I have changed, you will see.
I...I will show you.
446
00:19:36,991 --> 00:19:38,991
I think I can help.
447
00:19:39,591 --> 00:19:41,772
What?
448
00:19:41,872 --> 00:19:44,612
Well, I didn't want to say
anything,
449
00:19:44,712 --> 00:19:47,353
but I thought, you know,
maybe we'd need a plan C.
450
00:19:49,993 --> 00:19:51,854
So I reached out
to my online community,
451
00:19:51,954 --> 00:19:54,453
and the universe
provided me
452
00:19:54,553 --> 00:19:58,614
with a DM from a guy
whose mom owns this whole club.
453
00:19:58,714 --> 00:20:01,174
Look, there is no way.
454
00:20:01,274 --> 00:20:03,375
That is some weirdo in his
basement looking for attention.
455
00:20:03,475 --> 00:20:05,055
- No, I think that's him now.
- Eddie!
456
00:20:05,155 --> 00:20:06,935
Eddie!
457
00:20:07,035 --> 00:20:09,036
Eddie!
458
00:20:09,796 --> 00:20:11,216
Oh... You!
459
00:20:11,316 --> 00:20:12,776
You... Oh...
460
00:20:12,876 --> 00:20:14,937
It's really you.
461
00:20:15,037 --> 00:20:17,417
I've been looking for you
everywhere.
462
00:20:17,517 --> 00:20:19,818
I mean, not physically,
but on Instagram.
463
00:20:19,918 --> 00:20:22,018
Oh, my God, this is fate.
464
00:20:22,118 --> 00:20:23,578
Wait.
465
00:20:23,678 --> 00:20:25,679
You know each other?
466
00:20:28,199 --> 00:20:30,020
I saw something like this
in your soul contract,
467
00:20:30,120 --> 00:20:32,539
remember?
468
00:20:32,639 --> 00:20:35,860
A cherished old friend would
return to your life.
469
00:20:35,960 --> 00:20:38,260
Yeah, I had no idea
it would be Krent.
470
00:20:38,360 --> 00:20:39,980
Listen, can you start Monday?
471
00:20:40,080 --> 00:20:41,861
- What?
- Oh, my God.
472
00:20:41,961 --> 00:20:43,781
Look at me, getting ahead
of myself.
473
00:20:43,881 --> 00:20:45,701
I'm just so excited about this
good luck.
474
00:20:45,801 --> 00:20:47,702
- It's pre-ordained.
- It is!
475
00:20:47,802 --> 00:20:49,802
It is. I love that.
476
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:53,743
I love you. Oh, sorry.
We just did a bump.
477
00:20:53,843 --> 00:20:55,823
Anyway, Mummy just bought
Walthamstow
478
00:20:55,923 --> 00:20:58,104
and gave me a building,
479
00:20:58,204 --> 00:21:00,184
so I'm opening a bar,
and you get to manage it.
480
00:21:00,284 --> 00:21:01,784
Eddie!
481
00:21:01,884 --> 00:21:03,465
Oh, my goddess!
482
00:21:03,565 --> 00:21:05,565
Sorry.
483
00:21:06,445 --> 00:21:09,025
Finding Eddie a job was
our next step.
484
00:21:09,125 --> 00:21:11,125
Oh, amazing. Let's go inside
and talk business.
485
00:21:13,286 --> 00:21:17,046
Eddie, this is such a blessing
from the universe.
486
00:21:19,367 --> 00:21:21,367
No.
487
00:21:22,527 --> 00:21:24,788
- OK.
- OK?
488
00:21:24,888 --> 00:21:27,988
- Yeah, sure.
- I knew you'd say yes.
489
00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,669
OK. Come with me. Oh...
Hey, guys, this is Eddie,
490
00:21:30,769 --> 00:21:32,769
my working-class friend.
491
00:21:34,089 --> 00:21:36,230
Come on, come on. You too,
Mags.
492
00:21:36,330 --> 00:21:38,330
[MUSIC POUNDS]
493
00:21:57,053 --> 00:21:59,873
Hello?
494
00:21:59,973 --> 00:22:02,674
- Hey, Maggie. Sorry. It's...
- This isn't Will, is it?
495
00:22:02,774 --> 00:22:05,994
- I blocked you years ago.
- Oh, well, I got a new number.
496
00:22:06,094 --> 00:22:08,095
Look, don't hang up.
It's about Whitney.
497
00:22:10,055 --> 00:22:12,435
- What about her?
- Eddie sent me a few texts
498
00:22:12,535 --> 00:22:15,396
when she first got to LA
and then went completely AWOL.
499
00:22:15,496 --> 00:22:18,156
Not a peep since then.
And now she reappears
500
00:22:18,256 --> 00:22:21,557
with this spiritual
guru-slash-influencer.
501
00:22:21,657 --> 00:22:24,237
Something feels off.
502
00:22:24,337 --> 00:22:28,037
OK, well, you're a nerd.
503
00:22:28,137 --> 00:22:30,758
Do some research, dig up
some dirt or something.
504
00:22:30,858 --> 00:22:33,198
I can do that.
505
00:22:33,298 --> 00:22:34,999
Piss off, princess, we're
having a party.
506
00:22:35,099 --> 00:22:37,099
[GLASS SMASHES]
507
00:22:39,939 --> 00:22:41,940
Hmm. Suit yourself, sulky tits.
508
00:23:00,222 --> 00:23:01,722
[GLASS SMASHES]
509
00:23:01,822 --> 00:23:03,123
[RUPERT GUFFAWS]
510
00:23:03,223 --> 00:23:05,223
Here we go!
511
00:23:06,823 --> 00:23:10,684
? When you're alone
and you cannot stop
512
00:23:10,784 --> 00:23:13,065
? Under control
with the lights off
513
00:23:17,785 --> 00:23:22,366
? Hold me close
You're not electrical
514
00:23:22,466 --> 00:23:25,727
? Can you feel the music
on your skin?
515
00:23:25,827 --> 00:23:28,447
? Are you getting lost
in the static? ?
516
00:23:28,547 --> 00:23:30,548
Set your body free.
517
00:23:30,598 --> 00:23:35,148
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