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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,054 --> 00:00:03,435 What the fuck? 2 00:00:03,535 --> 00:00:04,836 That's what you're wearing 3 00:00:04,936 --> 00:00:06,717 to go to a school? 4 00:00:06,817 --> 00:00:07,918 I want to seem like a successful lady. 5 00:00:08,018 --> 00:00:09,599 You're a nightmare. 6 00:00:09,699 --> 00:00:10,840 You love me! 7 00:00:10,940 --> 00:00:13,442 I love you. 8 00:00:13,542 --> 00:00:15,603 Is this a manic episode? What should I do again? 9 00:00:15,703 --> 00:00:16,964 Should I sit on you? 10 00:00:17,064 --> 00:00:18,805 I fix problems... 11 00:00:18,905 --> 00:00:21,087 ...and you have them. 12 00:00:21,187 --> 00:00:22,608 You're the bitch who shagged my cousin's husband. 13 00:00:22,708 --> 00:00:24,569 Oh, yeah, I did do that. 14 00:00:24,669 --> 00:00:25,710 You need to stop worrying about Maggie. 15 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:28,372 She's not worried about you. 16 00:00:28,472 --> 00:00:31,174 I lost the bar, and I'm fucking pregnant. 17 00:00:31,274 --> 00:00:33,735 Maggie, I need you to help me. Is that OK? 18 00:00:33,835 --> 00:00:36,337 Of course I can. I'm in a really good place. 19 00:00:36,437 --> 00:00:38,098 I think there's something wrong with my brain. 20 00:00:38,198 --> 00:00:40,140 Then get some help, Maggie. 21 00:00:40,240 --> 00:00:46,204 ? I can't seem to survive love... ? 22 00:01:22,908 --> 00:01:25,250 MUM: Maggie. 23 00:01:25,350 --> 00:01:27,351 My beautiful, thin daughter. 24 00:01:29,353 --> 00:01:31,174 I literally never have to worry about you. 25 00:01:31,274 --> 00:01:33,135 That's nice, Mum. 26 00:01:33,235 --> 00:01:35,137 Yeah. I'll call you the sane one now. 27 00:01:35,237 --> 00:01:37,298 - As you should. - [PHONE RINGS] 28 00:01:37,398 --> 00:01:39,399 Excuse me. I just need to take this. 29 00:01:40,960 --> 00:01:42,582 Hello? Mm-hm. 30 00:01:42,682 --> 00:01:45,143 OK. OK, bye-bye. 31 00:01:45,243 --> 00:01:46,985 VANESSA: Is this a bad time? 32 00:01:47,085 --> 00:01:48,586 Apologies. 33 00:01:48,686 --> 00:01:50,627 The Government just needed 34 00:01:50,727 --> 00:01:53,189 to run some Budget stuff past a very sane person. 35 00:01:53,289 --> 00:01:56,111 God, I'm lucky to have someone so wildly sane as a client. 36 00:01:56,211 --> 00:01:57,952 [LAUGHS] 37 00:01:58,052 --> 00:02:00,053 [INDISTINCT WHISPER] 38 00:02:02,255 --> 00:02:04,356 WHISPER: I need you. 39 00:02:04,456 --> 00:02:06,458 Is that...? 40 00:02:07,218 --> 00:02:09,760 I need you to help me. 41 00:02:09,860 --> 00:02:12,121 Hello? I need you to help me. 42 00:02:12,221 --> 00:02:14,683 Eddie? 43 00:02:14,783 --> 00:02:17,485 - Maggie? - What's going on? 44 00:02:17,585 --> 00:02:18,726 Can I borrow your white noise machine? 45 00:02:18,826 --> 00:02:22,448 - What? - Please! 46 00:02:22,548 --> 00:02:24,009 [MAGGIE GRUNTS] 47 00:02:24,109 --> 00:02:25,610 Ryan? 48 00:02:25,710 --> 00:02:27,772 It's 4am. 49 00:02:27,872 --> 00:02:28,733 My room sounds like ghosts. 50 00:02:28,833 --> 00:02:30,834 Get out! 51 00:02:31,634 --> 00:02:32,615 God's sake! 52 00:02:32,715 --> 00:02:34,536 [SOBS] 53 00:02:34,636 --> 00:02:36,638 [SIGHS] 54 00:02:40,440 --> 00:02:42,442 [ALARM BEEPS] 55 00:02:48,526 --> 00:02:51,308 ? So we built the mountain 56 00:02:51,408 --> 00:02:54,750 ? By digging out a mighty hole 57 00:02:54,850 --> 00:02:58,492 ? And on our backs we carried every rock and stone 58 00:03:00,694 --> 00:03:03,196 ? But now the hole is deeper 59 00:03:03,296 --> 00:03:05,397 ? Than anybody ever planned 60 00:03:05,497 --> 00:03:06,798 ? By my fingertips 61 00:03:06,898 --> 00:03:10,721 ? I'm hanging on 62 00:03:10,821 --> 00:03:14,603 ? Sorry, Satan, but I got through this evening on my own 63 00:03:14,703 --> 00:03:16,365 ? I haven't left the house in nearly 30,000 64 00:03:16,465 --> 00:03:18,466 ? Cold reactor. ? 65 00:03:19,827 --> 00:03:22,088 - Is this too early? - Early? 66 00:03:22,188 --> 00:03:25,130 I'm up at 6am every day in case someone's died in the night. 67 00:03:25,230 --> 00:03:27,412 Well, they do say mental illness is hereditary. 68 00:03:27,512 --> 00:03:29,133 I barely slept anyway. 69 00:03:29,233 --> 00:03:30,654 I hate that you're so far away. 70 00:03:30,754 --> 00:03:32,615 OK, I'm in Surrey. 71 00:03:32,715 --> 00:03:34,016 Bad enough when you moved back to your flat. 72 00:03:34,116 --> 00:03:36,298 Look, I am fine, Mum. 73 00:03:36,398 --> 00:03:39,060 I'm in my stable girl era. 74 00:03:39,160 --> 00:03:41,061 I'm on medication that isn't trying to kill me. 75 00:03:41,161 --> 00:03:43,423 I use retinol and HelloFresh. 76 00:03:43,523 --> 00:03:45,144 I am a bridesmaid in a posh wedding, for God's sake. 77 00:03:45,244 --> 00:03:46,745 Has anyone heard from Eddie? 78 00:03:46,845 --> 00:03:48,846 - Is she coming? - She's... 79 00:03:50,487 --> 00:03:52,149 No, there's no way. It's been a year. 80 00:03:52,249 --> 00:03:54,250 She didn't even RSVP, which... 81 00:03:55,291 --> 00:03:56,171 I'm not even thinking about that, Mum. 82 00:03:56,251 --> 00:03:57,792 Just stop worrying, OK? 83 00:03:57,892 --> 00:03:59,073 I'm allowed to be worried. Maggie, 84 00:03:59,173 --> 00:04:00,514 it is your first time leaving town 85 00:04:00,614 --> 00:04:02,616 since the lithium poisoning. 86 00:04:04,657 --> 00:04:06,238 I said it's your first time... 87 00:04:06,338 --> 00:04:09,160 Look, I heard you, Mum. Just... 88 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:11,602 - I need to get going, OK? - What on earth 89 00:04:11,702 --> 00:04:13,163 does this maid of honour need you so early for? 90 00:04:13,263 --> 00:04:15,444 I dunno. Bridesmaid stuff. 91 00:04:15,544 --> 00:04:18,006 Filming awkward TikToks in matching satin pyjamas 92 00:04:18,106 --> 00:04:20,107 and telling Simone her skin looks clear. 93 00:04:20,828 --> 00:04:22,689 [EXHALES] 94 00:04:22,789 --> 00:04:25,731 I am a normal person. 95 00:04:25,831 --> 00:04:28,413 Normal? Who wants to be normal? 96 00:04:28,513 --> 00:04:30,895 - I do. - Well, if you get overwhelmed 97 00:04:30,995 --> 00:04:33,416 or feel bad in any way, just call me. 98 00:04:33,516 --> 00:04:36,698 I won't, Mum, this is going to be a nice, easy, chill... 99 00:04:36,798 --> 00:04:40,821 This is not one of your kooky Hackney town hall weddings, 100 00:04:40,921 --> 00:04:43,183 where the bride wears a jumpsuit 101 00:04:43,283 --> 00:04:45,664 and drinks lager from a can. 102 00:04:45,764 --> 00:04:49,267 This is the Home Counties. We take this seriously. 103 00:04:49,367 --> 00:04:53,230 I have barely slept. Mercury cried all night. 104 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:55,511 No. Did he? 105 00:04:55,611 --> 00:04:59,394 Simone has had a complicated reaction 106 00:04:59,494 --> 00:05:02,276 to her pre-marital juice cleanse. 107 00:05:02,376 --> 00:05:04,437 I will never forgive Heat magazine for what it did to us. 108 00:05:04,537 --> 00:05:06,759 So to avoid my brother saying "I do" 109 00:05:06,859 --> 00:05:09,160 to a woman wearing an adult nappy, 110 00:05:09,260 --> 00:05:11,462 I will be busy trying to plug the leak, as it were. 111 00:05:14,824 --> 00:05:16,725 Yes, those were Simone's choices. 112 00:05:16,825 --> 00:05:20,368 I suppose she wanted her culture represented too. 113 00:05:20,468 --> 00:05:22,809 Please wear them so as 114 00:05:22,909 --> 00:05:26,012 to differentiate yourselves from the staff. 115 00:05:26,112 --> 00:05:29,254 Um... Flopsy, is it? Yeah. Um... 116 00:05:29,354 --> 00:05:33,096 Why... Why does my sash say this? 117 00:05:33,196 --> 00:05:37,139 My reputation as a maid of honour, 118 00:05:37,239 --> 00:05:38,740 a role I take extremely seriously, 119 00:05:38,840 --> 00:05:40,741 is immaculate. 120 00:05:40,841 --> 00:05:43,263 I am in constant demand. 121 00:05:43,363 --> 00:05:45,425 And this is my brother's wedding. My favourite brother. 122 00:05:45,525 --> 00:05:47,026 The only brother that isn't balding. 123 00:05:47,126 --> 00:05:49,267 And as, from what I understand, 124 00:05:49,367 --> 00:05:51,028 you have a bit of a reputation 125 00:05:51,128 --> 00:05:53,030 as somewhat of a loose cannon... 126 00:05:53,130 --> 00:05:54,991 Mm? ..I think this would be a better fit. 127 00:05:55,091 --> 00:05:56,472 Mm? 128 00:05:56,572 --> 00:05:59,394 Off you pop. 129 00:05:59,494 --> 00:06:03,116 Now, I have written down your bridesmaids' tasks 130 00:06:03,216 --> 00:06:07,079 in extremely simple terms, 131 00:06:07,179 --> 00:06:11,522 so I am assuming there are no questions. 132 00:06:11,622 --> 00:06:14,204 I left Simone lying face-down in an antique chamber pot, 133 00:06:14,304 --> 00:06:15,885 - so I ought to... - Er... 134 00:06:15,985 --> 00:06:17,726 What does "train the swans" mean? 135 00:06:17,826 --> 00:06:19,848 Is "assist Jessie Ware" slang for something? 136 00:06:19,948 --> 00:06:21,969 I have not heard a thing from the fourth bridesmaid. 137 00:06:22,069 --> 00:06:23,690 Has anyone had contact with her? 138 00:06:23,790 --> 00:06:25,792 She's ignored all communications. 139 00:06:28,153 --> 00:06:31,115 ANYA: Er, no. No, she won't be coming. 140 00:06:33,117 --> 00:06:35,118 [SPUTTERS] 141 00:06:39,041 --> 00:06:41,042 And if I see anyone vaping, they will be fined. 142 00:06:46,606 --> 00:06:51,389 I cannot wait for my bridesmaid years to be over. 143 00:06:51,489 --> 00:06:53,510 What was Aldi Pippa Middleton saying to you? 144 00:06:53,610 --> 00:06:55,712 Nothing. It's grand. Anyways, we only have to 145 00:06:55,812 --> 00:06:58,474 deal with her for one day. Simone has done worse for us. 146 00:06:58,574 --> 00:07:00,035 Like when she sucked off Stormzy's weird old roadies 147 00:07:00,135 --> 00:07:02,356 - to get us backstage. - Mm, exactly. 148 00:07:02,456 --> 00:07:04,237 Well, strap in, fuckers, cos things are about to get worse. 149 00:07:04,337 --> 00:07:05,879 - Worse than unpaid labor? - Do you remember 150 00:07:05,979 --> 00:07:07,880 Simone's ex, Jack? Jack Pearl? 151 00:07:07,980 --> 00:07:09,361 The one who couldn't stop telling us 152 00:07:09,461 --> 00:07:11,002 that he once played pool with Amy Winehouse? 153 00:07:11,102 --> 00:07:14,444 Oh, he was awful. He used to sniff out 154 00:07:14,544 --> 00:07:16,406 a guitar at a house party like an indie bloodhound. 155 00:07:16,506 --> 00:07:18,527 Yeah. Well, he's threatening to turn up and ruin the wedding. 156 00:07:18,627 --> 00:07:19,728 Oh, for fuck's sake. Hot girls are meant to 157 00:07:19,828 --> 00:07:21,209 marry rich. It's their right. 158 00:07:21,309 --> 00:07:23,050 He wouldn't really turn up here. 159 00:07:23,150 --> 00:07:25,172 Simone seems to think he might. He has previous. 160 00:07:25,272 --> 00:07:27,773 After she got engaged, he tried to break into her house. 161 00:07:27,873 --> 00:07:29,174 It is wild that we just let straight men 162 00:07:29,274 --> 00:07:30,455 - run loose. - Yeah. 163 00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:32,296 So we need to keep an eye out. 164 00:07:32,396 --> 00:07:34,298 - For what? - A trilby? 165 00:07:34,398 --> 00:07:36,459 The opening chords of Can't Stand Me Now? 166 00:07:36,559 --> 00:07:38,420 I've got a pop star to wrangle. 167 00:07:38,520 --> 00:07:40,522 Yeah, well, I've got... gargoyles to wax. 168 00:07:42,843 --> 00:07:44,845 No-one said this bridesmaid shit was easy. 169 00:07:50,609 --> 00:07:52,610 [PHONE VIBRATES] 170 00:08:07,620 --> 00:08:09,621 Oh! 171 00:08:12,223 --> 00:08:13,284 Ugh! 172 00:08:13,384 --> 00:08:15,385 [RETCHES] 173 00:08:17,627 --> 00:08:19,628 Oh! 174 00:08:21,229 --> 00:08:23,811 Oh, my God. Sorry. I just... 175 00:08:23,911 --> 00:08:25,252 It suckered onto me, and I could feel its, 176 00:08:25,352 --> 00:08:27,013 like, monster tongue. 177 00:08:27,113 --> 00:08:29,215 There I was thinking I'd given you 178 00:08:29,315 --> 00:08:31,616 the simplest tasks there were. 179 00:08:31,716 --> 00:08:34,178 I could do it. I just... 180 00:08:34,278 --> 00:08:36,179 Once I get these gloves on, I will be de-leeching 181 00:08:36,279 --> 00:08:37,740 at speeds never seen before. 182 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:41,143 - See that you are. - And, um... 183 00:08:41,243 --> 00:08:43,284 ...if I do everything on my list, which I will, um... 184 00:08:45,926 --> 00:08:48,888 ...could I have a normal bridesmaid sash? 185 00:08:50,409 --> 00:08:51,309 Perhaps. 186 00:08:51,409 --> 00:08:53,411 OK. 187 00:08:54,812 --> 00:08:56,813 Oh, sorry. 188 00:09:07,180 --> 00:09:09,181 Ugh! 189 00:09:24,552 --> 00:09:26,453 I'm sure I saw someone in the billiards room, 190 00:09:26,553 --> 00:09:28,094 but when I looked back there was nobody there. 191 00:09:28,194 --> 00:09:30,195 [DOOR CLOSES] 192 00:09:30,716 --> 00:09:32,897 What happened to you? 193 00:09:32,997 --> 00:09:34,658 The swans have a very aggressive communication style. 194 00:09:34,758 --> 00:09:36,460 We're working through it. 195 00:09:36,560 --> 00:09:38,421 I'd take the swans over Jessie Ware any day. 196 00:09:38,521 --> 00:09:40,582 She is insane. I found her in the kitchen 197 00:09:40,682 --> 00:09:42,464 necking cooking sherry, and when I tried to 198 00:09:42,564 --> 00:09:43,945 grab her off her, she called me a slur. 199 00:09:44,045 --> 00:09:45,266 She called you a little bitch. 200 00:09:45,366 --> 00:09:46,506 And I consider that a slur. 201 00:09:46,606 --> 00:09:48,628 - What's with the meat? - Huh? 202 00:09:48,728 --> 00:09:50,729 Oh, I was just feeding the altar boys. Listen... 203 00:09:52,851 --> 00:09:55,432 I have a weird feeling that someone is like, here. 204 00:09:55,532 --> 00:09:57,534 - Watching us. - Ghosts! 205 00:09:58,975 --> 00:10:01,356 I meant maybe more like... 206 00:10:01,456 --> 00:10:03,458 ...a Pearl has entered the oyster. 207 00:10:04,859 --> 00:10:06,240 - Jack Pearl? - Oh! 208 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:07,961 So we should split up. 209 00:10:08,061 --> 00:10:10,202 Distracting everybody else now, are we? 210 00:10:10,302 --> 00:10:12,744 No. No, don't worry. I've put all the meat in the boys. 211 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:16,807 - I meant, er... - I need you 212 00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:18,808 to put your bridesmaids' dresses on 213 00:10:18,908 --> 00:10:20,529 and meet me in the main hall as quickly as possible. 214 00:10:20,629 --> 00:10:22,050 If you can manage that. 215 00:10:22,150 --> 00:10:24,152 Yes. 216 00:10:27,354 --> 00:10:29,355 Off you go. 217 00:10:30,156 --> 00:10:32,497 God, who pissed on her Aga? 218 00:10:32,597 --> 00:10:35,419 Just do what she says and we can hunt for Jack Pearl later. 219 00:10:35,519 --> 00:10:36,780 If these dresses are sheer or something 220 00:10:36,880 --> 00:10:39,462 I am going to shank Simone. 221 00:10:39,562 --> 00:10:41,563 They'll be bog-standard pastel satin, babe. Don't worry. 222 00:10:46,286 --> 00:10:48,228 Ryan, your tabard is unacceptable. 223 00:10:48,328 --> 00:10:50,830 OK, well, um, first off, 224 00:10:50,930 --> 00:10:52,391 what the fuck is a tabard? 225 00:10:52,491 --> 00:10:54,492 So we're actually wearing these? 226 00:10:56,053 --> 00:10:58,034 World War I nurses' uniforms? 227 00:10:58,134 --> 00:10:59,676 - Is that a problem? - God, no. 228 00:10:59,776 --> 00:11:02,277 No, no, I... I love war. 229 00:11:02,377 --> 00:11:05,159 Yeah, it just seems like a weird tradition, 230 00:11:05,259 --> 00:11:07,361 even by the aristocracy's standards. 231 00:11:07,461 --> 00:11:10,123 Sister Peggy Beale! 232 00:11:10,223 --> 00:11:14,926 Saved my grandfather's life after the Battle of Cambrai. 233 00:11:15,026 --> 00:11:17,768 Trampled by a horse, poor fellow. 234 00:11:17,868 --> 00:11:19,849 Crushed his skull 235 00:11:19,949 --> 00:11:21,610 - to smithereens. - Oh! 236 00:11:21,710 --> 00:11:25,413 Somehow he pulled through, 237 00:11:25,513 --> 00:11:29,896 thanks to Sister Peggy, who tended to him day and night. 238 00:11:29,996 --> 00:11:35,339 Upon his return home, he did two things. 239 00:11:35,439 --> 00:11:39,062 First, he vowed to honour Sister Peggy 240 00:11:39,162 --> 00:11:43,185 at every family wedding from that day forth. 241 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,286 Mm. 242 00:11:47,848 --> 00:11:49,549 And-And the second thing? 243 00:11:49,649 --> 00:11:50,870 He stabbed every horse in the stable to death. 244 00:11:50,970 --> 00:11:52,991 Oh! 245 00:11:53,091 --> 00:11:55,353 Wow. 246 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:58,015 What an honour to represent the, um... 247 00:12:00,376 --> 00:12:03,718 ...British Army in this way. 248 00:12:03,818 --> 00:12:06,400 I mean, I'm Irish, of course, 249 00:12:06,500 --> 00:12:09,883 but you can't help but respect the Empire. 250 00:12:09,983 --> 00:12:12,484 If you ignore like 90% of the history, 251 00:12:12,584 --> 00:12:14,486 and focus on things like the tea and the... 252 00:12:14,586 --> 00:12:16,587 and the fun uniforms and... What? 253 00:12:36,921 --> 00:12:38,862 SIR ALBERT: Goodness. 254 00:12:38,962 --> 00:12:41,144 What would Grandfather say about you? 255 00:12:41,244 --> 00:12:43,185 OK, Uncle Albert, 256 00:12:43,285 --> 00:12:45,306 let's get you back to the rest of the family. 257 00:12:45,406 --> 00:12:47,408 We've actually been looking for you for hours. 258 00:12:51,731 --> 00:12:53,732 Eddie. 259 00:12:55,413 --> 00:12:57,414 Are you wearing a bindi? 260 00:12:57,815 --> 00:12:59,516 I had no idea you were coming. 261 00:12:59,616 --> 00:13:00,296 Yeah, it was kind of a last-minute decision. 262 00:13:00,376 --> 00:13:02,378 Huh. 263 00:13:03,138 --> 00:13:04,719 OK. Um... 264 00:13:04,819 --> 00:13:06,821 Hug me, then, bitch. 265 00:13:10,743 --> 00:13:13,245 Oh, I had no idea. 266 00:13:13,345 --> 00:13:15,607 - Why would you? - Where the fuck have you been? 267 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:17,328 California, mostly. 268 00:13:17,428 --> 00:13:19,049 - Oh. - So somewhere that definitely 269 00:13:19,149 --> 00:13:20,650 - does have Wi-Fi, then. - Turns out 270 00:13:20,750 --> 00:13:22,751 there's more to life than social media. 271 00:13:28,836 --> 00:13:31,698 I'd love it if we could talk one-on-one. 272 00:13:31,798 --> 00:13:33,499 It's kind of why I came. 273 00:13:33,599 --> 00:13:36,181 Oh, I mean, yeah, yeah. Of course. 274 00:13:36,281 --> 00:13:38,782 Right. 275 00:13:38,882 --> 00:13:40,343 Now that our fourth bridesmaid has finally arrived... 276 00:13:40,443 --> 00:13:42,625 Eddie, is it? 277 00:13:42,725 --> 00:13:44,146 ...I'm putting you in charge of making sure 278 00:13:44,246 --> 00:13:45,947 the chapel is ready to go. 279 00:13:46,047 --> 00:13:47,428 The rest of you, back to your tasks. 280 00:13:47,528 --> 00:13:49,529 Actually, Flopsy, um, I've done all mine. 281 00:13:51,371 --> 00:13:52,992 You've moistened the taxidermy? 282 00:13:53,092 --> 00:13:54,153 - Yep. - You've cut the Nazis 283 00:13:54,253 --> 00:13:55,954 - out of the portraits? - Yeah. 284 00:13:56,054 --> 00:13:58,395 Yeah, that one took a while, but, um, yeah. 285 00:13:58,495 --> 00:14:00,497 Oh! I have to say, I'm pleasantly surprised. 286 00:14:01,618 --> 00:14:03,619 So... 287 00:14:04,900 --> 00:14:06,901 - The sash. - Oh, yes. 288 00:14:09,143 --> 00:14:11,484 This is for you. 289 00:14:11,584 --> 00:14:13,806 It's from Simone, hence the quality of the fabric. 290 00:14:13,906 --> 00:14:15,527 No, no, no. 291 00:14:15,627 --> 00:14:17,628 - That's too close. - Right. Um... 292 00:14:19,109 --> 00:14:21,111 You said if I... 293 00:14:22,912 --> 00:14:25,013 If I finish all my tasks, I could have a normal sash. 294 00:14:25,113 --> 00:14:27,115 Oh. 295 00:14:28,356 --> 00:14:31,258 I'm not sure that's quite what I said. 296 00:14:31,358 --> 00:14:33,979 Why don't we see how you do during the ceremony? 297 00:14:34,079 --> 00:14:36,701 If we can avoid any big scenes, then we'll see... 298 00:14:36,801 --> 00:14:38,903 Flopsy, we need you. The flowers are pink. 299 00:14:39,003 --> 00:14:41,224 The flowers are what?! 300 00:14:41,324 --> 00:14:43,426 If that florist thinks she'll work in Surrey again, 301 00:14:43,526 --> 00:14:44,947 she has another think coming. 302 00:14:45,047 --> 00:14:46,788 First the ribbon debacle and now this. 303 00:14:46,888 --> 00:14:48,429 [VOICE FADES] 304 00:14:48,529 --> 00:14:50,530 [DOOR SLAMS] 305 00:14:54,813 --> 00:14:56,815 So, could you show me to this chapel? 306 00:15:14,226 --> 00:15:16,228 It's nice. 307 00:15:17,749 --> 00:15:19,750 Well, it's haunted. 308 00:15:21,311 --> 00:15:23,493 Well, like, according to Ryan. 309 00:15:23,593 --> 00:15:25,594 Ryan thinks the Dalston McDonald's is haunted. 310 00:15:27,395 --> 00:15:29,396 So... 311 00:15:31,558 --> 00:15:33,559 How have you been? 312 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:36,782 I'm sorry I haven't reached out. 313 00:15:36,882 --> 00:15:41,465 I needed time to think about... 314 00:15:41,565 --> 00:15:43,846 Everything, but also about us. 315 00:15:49,610 --> 00:15:51,611 Look, this might be hard to hear, but... 316 00:15:52,812 --> 00:15:54,814 - [SNEEZE] - Shh! 317 00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:58,356 Look. 318 00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:00,457 We'll explain later, but right now... 319 00:16:02,819 --> 00:16:04,820 ...I need to attack the man that's behind those flowers. 320 00:16:18,710 --> 00:16:20,251 - I have a weapon! - Oh, God. 321 00:16:20,351 --> 00:16:21,972 Not Jack Pearl. 322 00:16:22,072 --> 00:16:24,814 That's plastic, by the way. 323 00:16:24,914 --> 00:16:28,416 I am here to object to this wedding, like in Shrek. 324 00:16:28,516 --> 00:16:31,698 Oh, you are not the Shrek. You are the Farquaad! 325 00:16:31,798 --> 00:16:33,700 Are you seriously going to ruin someone's wedding 326 00:16:33,800 --> 00:16:35,321 just because she once made the poor choice to go out with you? 327 00:16:35,401 --> 00:16:37,402 Go out with me? We're married! 328 00:16:39,484 --> 00:16:41,625 Yeah. Didn't know that part, did you? 329 00:16:41,725 --> 00:16:44,347 Got married in Vegas. Simone thought it didn't count 330 00:16:44,447 --> 00:16:47,069 because she was wearing a bikini at the time, but it did! 331 00:16:47,169 --> 00:16:49,110 So I'm here as her lawfully wedded husband 332 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:51,352 to stand up against bigamy. 333 00:16:51,452 --> 00:16:53,633 Ow! Get off! Don't touch me! 334 00:16:53,733 --> 00:16:55,634 I've got the law on my si...! 335 00:16:55,734 --> 00:16:57,556 Have you always been nuns, you two? 336 00:16:57,656 --> 00:16:59,477 - Shut up! - Could you not have just 337 00:16:59,577 --> 00:17:01,118 - sent her a text? - She blocked me. 338 00:17:01,218 --> 00:17:02,879 Can you believe that? 339 00:17:02,979 --> 00:17:06,001 Like, we was partners, yeah? 340 00:17:06,101 --> 00:17:08,723 And now it's like we're strangers, you know? 341 00:17:08,823 --> 00:17:11,445 I know. 342 00:17:11,545 --> 00:17:14,147 It's hard to be the one that's still in love. 343 00:17:17,589 --> 00:17:20,651 Yuck! I don't love her. I just want 100 grand to stay quiet. 344 00:17:20,751 --> 00:17:22,532 Oh, you're such a fucking Farquaad! 345 00:17:22,632 --> 00:17:24,614 - [CRACK] - What was that? 346 00:17:24,714 --> 00:17:26,375 - Swan whip. - Guys, kick-off is in 20. 347 00:17:26,475 --> 00:17:28,056 We need to get him out of here. 348 00:17:28,156 --> 00:17:30,138 Anya, I assume you brought the birds. 349 00:17:30,238 --> 00:17:31,198 They've accepted me as their leader. 350 00:17:31,278 --> 00:17:33,540 Good. 351 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:34,360 I think they might be able to help. 352 00:17:34,440 --> 00:17:36,702 Oh! 353 00:17:36,802 --> 00:17:39,104 [STRAINS] You can't do this to me! 354 00:17:39,204 --> 00:17:41,585 My cousin knows Rob Rinder. 355 00:17:41,685 --> 00:17:44,027 Now what? We can't leave him up here on his own. 356 00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:46,709 Help! Help me! I've been kidnapped by witches! 357 00:17:46,809 --> 00:17:48,810 [SHOUTING] 358 00:17:50,811 --> 00:17:52,813 [MUFFLED SHOUTING] 359 00:17:55,294 --> 00:17:57,396 Oh, God. Flopsy's asking where we are. 360 00:17:57,496 --> 00:18:00,118 Um, "Just in the attic, babe." 361 00:18:00,218 --> 00:18:02,279 - No! - Why would you tell her that? 362 00:18:02,379 --> 00:18:04,200 - Do not say that! - I already did. My thumbs have 363 00:18:04,300 --> 00:18:06,082 millennial smartphone muscle memory. 364 00:18:06,182 --> 00:18:08,483 Oh, God. She can hear the moaning. 365 00:18:08,583 --> 00:18:10,765 OK, OK, just... Just let me think. 366 00:18:10,865 --> 00:18:12,646 - She's coming up here. - Well, she can't. Stop her. 367 00:18:12,746 --> 00:18:15,008 - Oh, my God, how? - Tell her Anya's giving birth. 368 00:18:15,108 --> 00:18:16,008 - There's no baby! - ANYA: Hang on. 369 00:18:16,108 --> 00:18:17,129 I can try and push. 370 00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:19,230 Tell her it's me. 371 00:18:21,792 --> 00:18:23,253 The noises. Tell her I've had, like, an episode. 372 00:18:23,353 --> 00:18:25,495 - No. - That way I can stay up here 373 00:18:25,595 --> 00:18:27,136 with Jack so he can't escape. The rest of you can go 374 00:18:27,236 --> 00:18:28,777 - be bridesmaids. - No, Mags. 375 00:18:28,877 --> 00:18:30,218 If someone needs to stay, I'll do it. 376 00:18:30,318 --> 00:18:32,780 Straight weddings are boring as fuck anyway. 377 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,901 No, it has to be me. Flopsy won't believe it's anyone else. 378 00:18:35,001 --> 00:18:35,902 - It's our only choice. - But... 379 00:18:36,002 --> 00:18:38,003 Just go! 380 00:18:38,804 --> 00:18:39,824 [BELLS PEAL] 381 00:18:39,924 --> 00:18:41,465 The bells. 382 00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:43,567 The bells! 383 00:19:09,424 --> 00:19:11,426 [JACK GRUNTS] 384 00:19:18,790 --> 00:19:20,792 [BELLS PEALING] 385 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:30,879 [JACK GRUNTS] 386 00:19:35,282 --> 00:19:37,283 You're too small to subdue him. 387 00:19:38,564 --> 00:19:40,565 Never had any complaints. 388 00:19:41,646 --> 00:19:44,007 [JACK WHIMPERS] 389 00:19:49,971 --> 00:19:51,973 So. 390 00:19:54,374 --> 00:19:56,376 Do you wanna have that talk? 391 00:19:57,977 --> 00:19:59,978 Not now. 392 00:20:01,299 --> 00:20:03,300 Let's just watch the wedding. 393 00:20:17,070 --> 00:20:18,971 [MUSIC PLAYS] 394 00:20:19,071 --> 00:20:27,737 ? Ave Maria... ? 395 00:20:27,837 --> 00:20:31,479 [JACK MOANS IN TUNE] 396 00:20:44,328 --> 00:20:46,029 Oh, my God, Maggie! Are you feeling better? 397 00:20:46,129 --> 00:20:48,130 Yep. All good, thank you. 398 00:20:48,491 --> 00:20:50,492 I'm fine. 399 00:20:52,573 --> 00:20:55,235 - Done? - Yep. 400 00:20:55,335 --> 00:20:56,756 Owen's got him trussed up in an out-of-service loo. 401 00:20:56,856 --> 00:20:59,358 I'm not sure what he's going to do with him exactly. 402 00:20:59,458 --> 00:21:01,459 Oh, he'll be fine. He's done this sort of thing before. 403 00:21:03,501 --> 00:21:05,502 [INDISTINCT COMMENT] 404 00:21:09,385 --> 00:21:11,926 Fuck Flopsy, man. She's got a rabbit's name. 405 00:21:12,026 --> 00:21:14,768 I can't believe we missed the food. I am starving. 406 00:21:14,868 --> 00:21:17,290 Will we go pillage a pantry? 407 00:21:17,390 --> 00:21:18,731 I've always wanted to see a pantry. 408 00:21:18,831 --> 00:21:20,832 Well, then, we must. 409 00:21:23,514 --> 00:21:25,215 Hurry up, before the servants eat all the leftovers. 410 00:21:25,315 --> 00:21:27,317 We are the servants! 411 00:21:30,119 --> 00:21:32,100 Not to brag, but I will find a kitchen using only my nose. 412 00:21:32,200 --> 00:21:33,501 Yeah, I believe it. 413 00:21:33,601 --> 00:21:35,602 Eddie! Finally! 414 00:21:38,925 --> 00:21:41,546 Oh, I'm sorry I'm so late. 415 00:21:41,646 --> 00:21:43,708 I got lost finding our new apartment. 416 00:21:43,808 --> 00:21:46,350 I ended up somewhere called Totting Ham? 417 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:48,851 And this guy with no teeth, he tried to sell me a horse. 418 00:21:54,495 --> 00:21:57,157 Oh, sorry. This is my... My friend... 419 00:21:57,257 --> 00:22:00,619 Hi. I'm Whitney. You must be Maggie. 420 00:22:02,260 --> 00:22:04,442 I must be, yeah. 421 00:22:04,542 --> 00:22:07,364 God, I bet I look a mess. 422 00:22:07,464 --> 00:22:09,445 I literally grabbed whatever 423 00:22:09,545 --> 00:22:11,526 was at the top of my suitcase and ran. 424 00:22:11,626 --> 00:22:13,168 No, no. You look stunning. 425 00:22:13,268 --> 00:22:15,269 Oh, thank you. 426 00:22:21,993 --> 00:22:23,995 - Drinkies! - Let's do it. 427 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:30,579 - We'll... Yeah. - Yeah. 428 00:22:30,679 --> 00:22:32,981 Why are you dressed like Florence Nightingale? 429 00:22:33,081 --> 00:22:35,543 ? I could be a millionaire 430 00:22:35,643 --> 00:22:37,644 ? If I had the money... ? 431 00:22:39,685 --> 00:22:42,827 So, has it been awful? 432 00:22:42,927 --> 00:22:44,929 No. Not awful. 433 00:22:46,650 --> 00:22:49,312 Did you tell her? 434 00:22:49,412 --> 00:22:51,954 I was going to, but then there was this whole mad drama. 435 00:22:52,054 --> 00:22:53,435 Hey, it's OK. 436 00:22:53,535 --> 00:22:55,676 It's OK. 437 00:22:55,776 --> 00:22:57,477 I'm here now. I can help. 438 00:22:57,577 --> 00:22:59,579 Yeah. 439 00:23:01,740 --> 00:23:05,122 And you'll feel so much better once you sit her down and say, 440 00:23:05,222 --> 00:23:07,384 "I'm sorry, but I cannot have you in my life any more." 441 00:23:09,906 --> 00:23:11,907 I'm going to do it. 442 00:23:12,627 --> 00:23:14,629 Soon. 443 00:23:19,352 --> 00:23:21,353 Just not tonight. 444 00:23:28,318 --> 00:23:31,320 Cheer up, little boy! Today is a wonderful day! 445 00:23:38,965 --> 00:23:40,706 ? I've been reading Browning 446 00:23:40,806 --> 00:23:45,149 ? Keats and William Wordsworth 447 00:23:45,249 --> 00:23:47,251 ? And they all seem to be saying the same thing for me 448 00:23:50,653 --> 00:23:54,035 ? Well, I like the words they use 449 00:23:54,135 --> 00:23:57,157 ? And I like the way they use them, you know 450 00:23:57,257 --> 00:23:59,299 ? Home Thoughts From Abroad is such a beautiful poem. ? 451 00:23:59,349 --> 00:24:03,899 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 32307

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