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Iook, how can she be so stuck-up!

She was a prostitute of Sweet Peach behind Hou's house

a concubine of Zhan only for a few days

how can she dare to flash it away everywhere!

The package of snack on the stand

is definitely the best produced by Xiangde shop

this woman wants to show off purposely

a waste of milord Zhan's money

whoops, why didn't milord Zhan come?

It's said that he went on a business to the capital

look at the costumes of the e stilt and flower-drum team

it's paid by our milord

go, send the invitation off

yes

thank you all

buddies, come on

as what you did

act eighteen times more for Sanye

Ernainai has enough snacks

she will give it to you on behalf of me Sanye

Sanye, please

in the past, it's ok

why can't it be for me now?

Ok, perform it two times more for Sanye only

ah? Twice more?

Are you deaf?

I want to watch eighteen times more

eighteen times

Sanye are making trouble here

which Sanye?

The famous hooligan at Guyi Street, Bolihua

oh, the head of those hooligans

I know it

he used to have affairs with the young woman on the stage

now, he intends to make troubles for her

whoops, look at his eye!

It's bashed up in the joy house when he caused troubles there

he's a desperado

Sanye, please let ourtroupe go

we have to perform in many other places

Sanye, let ourtroupe go, please

yes, please

you the lord, do us a favor, please

if I do not treat you hard

you won't listen to me

hey, you such a fool

who are you, stupid brat?

What do you want?

Dare you pry into my business?

Please let us go

you fie-fie

let you go? What benefits can you give me?

I'll give your silk fabric on you head!

Use it to rub my shoes

hey

thank Sanye

serve you right

it's a nice plait

hey, you've got a nice plait

pull it down to please me

please keep you legs

don't tell me there's anything marvelous in it

don't do it

I certainly want you plait

your plait

you can't let this hooligan in

we'll have to serve him with food and medical care

I'll call in the captorwho can seize him

my god, don't make any trouble

it's Hunxingzi and Sichui that let Bolihua in that day

if one annoys those hooligans

he can not do business on the yigu Street

coward

hey, what are you doing?

I have my way to solve it

I'll call in Sichui for help

fried bean curd

dad

Sanye, Sanye

I've figured it out for you

the man with the plait

is selling fried bean curd on the west side

having a nickname of Sha'er

what is a nickname?

Children from Tianjingwei always have nicknames

Shadan, Gouli, Goudan

Dachou, Erchou, Goubulli, Tuzi

and also Dayanzi

Death will not pay attention to such names

so they can be long-lived

don't gossip about that. Where's his home?

Besides the west wall is his home

from childhood, he had practiced martial arts which is handed down by his ancestors

the fool uses the plait as sword?

He can swing his plait towards every point he wants

he's like the Guanyin with thousands of hands

the fool has also said

what?

I dare not to say the words which insults Sanye

say it, say it

he will whip yourtwo eyes

into a pair of glass balls

then he will make you unable to distinguish the rice cookerfrom latrine pit

Sichui, tell me

in what way can I deal with him?

Sanye, I have already had an idea

we can not let him win

you have so many friends in Tianjingwei

we can seek help from those who have unique skills

have a look, fresh beef

have a look, have a taste

Huashidan is heal-all

it's Huashidan, you can taste before you buy it

Daiye, we need your help

oh, Sanye, it's ok

we are brothers, come in

come to buy Huashidan. You can have a taste

the day before yesterday, Cuisiye have come to me

and sent your message to me

I'll definitely help you

however, does the brat worth

me hitting him by my mud-ball?

Daiye

the fool told other that you were bone on the year of crab

what does it mean?

It means you look like a crab

with the bones outside and flesh inside, which means you are an ass in a lion's skin

what else did he say?

Talking about Kongfu

no one can do it as well as his plait

hem

he said your slingshot was nonsense

what

Daiye, he says he is the master of plait

I will shoot him down even if he is an immortal

ok

I have a unique move in Wushu

Daiye, shoot his head into a strainer

Sanye, here it comes

the dog-tail play man, here Sanye comes, open the door

son of bith, he doesn't open the door

I'm here

you fool, today, Sanye's friend

the master of slingshot, Daiye

will shoot down your eyes

I, "born at the year of crab", will have a competition with the master of plait

how do we do it?

Daiye, he won't tell the good or bad of his Kongfu

I've seen it

an ass in a lion's skin, I have also met

come on

don't be still, come on

you shoot me three times, then that's over

three times, no need

once will be ok

look

dad

dad, Shage is marvelous, how can he perform such kind of Kongfu

it's incredible

there, here

it's ferrous

ferrous, that's marvelous

Daiye

hum

today, let's make good friends

I am not your enemy

there must be someone who has cheated you on that

Erye is bounteous. Kuiyi admire you

Daiye, Daiye, we can not let it go

we're cheated by him this time

scram, my fame is nearly ruined

Daiye, don't you have one more skill?

Change the eye-ball, right?

Don't, don't

don't say anything more, I'll change one eye-ball of yours

Daiye, whoops, you are my grandfather

please

Sanye

yo, what, still want to mess up

I heard that in Nanshi

you kneeled down to the Huashidan seller

go to Ernainai to have a wash

now

you've lost your control of Guyi Street

what?

Ah, everyone now rides roughshod over me

one day I will revenge Shaba

then I will get even with you

get out of the way

who is so stuck-up?

It's the milord Su

here comes Milord Su Tianxiang from Jiangmen

Shaba, are you dumb

go to greet Milord Su

welcome Milord Su

Milord Su

can kick a fly into death

Shaba, have you ever heard that?

He can kick the fly: Carry the metal vessel by one finger

and sleep on the spider's web

these are three unique skills of our Milord Su

Shaba, have you widened your view?

Milord, please come into the house, I'll make you a cup of tea

Milord Su is a noble person

can he go into your dog hole?

Please

please sit down, Milord Su

don't you want to use your plait

to whip me as freezing money?

No, I've never said so

answer me, who teach you such kongfu

it's ancestral

which school does it belong to?

How can it be called kongfu if it belongs to nothing

it's insignificant and not elegant at all

let me see how much you know first

who is the best one to practice kongfu?

Shaba, you don't even know this?

Of course it's Milord Su

then followed He yuanjia

Bizi Li Tieshou Huang

how much kinds of Kongfu do you know?

Have you ever heard?

My father have said Meihuaquan was powerful

bullshit, the north and the south both practice Meihuaquan

which school do you mean?

The northern Zhaquan are divided into ten moves

the first one is Muzi, second Xingshou'

third Feijiao, fourth Shengping

Fifth Guandong, sixth Maifu

and the seventh is Meihua

the southern Chinese boxing includes Dameihua and Xiaomeihua

they are not very powerful

the most powerful ones are Liuquan, Chaquan, Hongfouquan

Baimeiquan, Longxingquan, Huheshuangxingquan

Nangzhangquan, Tanglangquan, Heihuquan

Tiexianquan, Taihuquan, Longmenquan

Shuangxianquan, Cailifouquan, and Tiangangquan

Shaba

are you dumb, do you have a she-master? Haw-haw

didn't you forefathers tell you that

which school your Kongfu came out?

It's Xingyi, maybe

my father once told me that

the main idea of ancestral Kongfu of Plait

was apperceived from the tail of leopard

bullshit, it's only possible with Shaolinhuquan

the twelve forms of Chinese boxing includes bear, wild goose, dragon

tiger, camel, swallow, snake, money, horse, chicken, eagle and leopard

it needs six kinds of integration

mind with will, will with breath

breath with strength, shoulderwith crotch

hands with feet

and still there're three layers of principles, do you understand?

It's funny, you such a ignorant person

want to practice Kongfu in Jingmen

simpleton, are you stupid?

Milord Su, I only know something about playing with my plait

and I neverwant to be a famous guy of Kongfu

ok

today, I'd like to test your Kongfu

let's make a deal that we only use our hands and legs

you're not allowed to use your plait

mine is called thirty-six-moves Lianhuanjiao, look

please have a rest

since you are tired, I will let you have a rest

I will make you a cup of tea

Shage

you are not faithful

you are not a man of Kongfu. We have agreed that you don't use the plait

the sword

wait

one day I will let you know what Foumenquan is

if I practice this

I'm sure your bones will be broken

wait and see

let me touch this

yeah!

I get it

really

I know it: I know I will win this round

Zhanye, thanks to you that madam

wins every round

I should thank the Majesty

and the good deeds my ancestors did

ah, Boss yang, have you heard about the magical plait

yesterday, my understrappertold me

the great master Su Tianxiang was defeated by him

the plait which left by our Qing ancestors

is so marvelous and all-conquering

Zhanye

how do you like the western clocks I sold to you?

It's nice, nice: The imported goods are really good

right, they are betterthan the domestic goods

the domestic wushu may be also not as good as foreign one

I have an English friend

he hired a Japanese bodyguard

that is very skillful

he's very good at seizing the plait

the old saying says: Everything has its vanquisher

Shage

ah, Jiuhua

thank you for reminding me to watch out

how do you practice your skill?

Look

my father let me hang and do it in such a way

ah, you are practicing

in my childhood, I though it's a punishment

it's me

you scared me

I'm in need of money. I will come to you in daytime

the gatekeeper didn't let me in

and let the dog bite me

you put me in trouble

milord came back and said

he lost face in Tianjingwei

now I have no power

Sanye is also in trouble

even the young hooligans now tease me

shit, the plait of Shaba now becomes a marvel

oho

last night I heard of a Japanese cavalier

who's family name is Zuo and he is good at seizing plaits

what

I heard it from Boss yang of Guanglai shop

hurry

the money

hurry

Sanye, I'm sorry I'm late

Sanye, do you have any good things?

Show us

Boss yang, can you do me a favor

I've heard that

do you want see someone

I know you will come to me

it's difficult

why

the copper stove you mentioned

it's not mine

Sanye

you should bring some greeting gifts to visit foreigners in Zizhulin

if the Japanese cavalier defeats the magical plait

Sanye, won't you be happy in you rest life?

The stuff is an external thing besides body

what's more, I'll treat you fairly

Sanye, have a tea

give the stuff to Sanye

what stuff?

The copper stove in the bottom of you box

hum, you are reluctant to do it?

No, no, I will give it to you

Boss yang, Boss yang

look at it: It's genuine Xuande stove

nice, how can you dress so oddly?

Take you vest off

get on, to Zizhulin

it's Britain settlement

Shaer, I've heard you're skillful in Kongfu

I will give you a job

to be a squad leader in the Hucheng battalion

to teach Kongfu, ok?

Sir, my families are always commoners

and not good at being officials

can you just let me sell, sell, sell fried bean curd

it's ok. Today

it's a party forthe lords from different official departments

and me

show us your kongfu to add to the fun

shit, they don't treat me fairly

look out, Sanye, don't say that

it's a foreign game, called tennis

what did she say?

She said she's sorry, I said it's alright

shit, she hit me, and you said it's alright

it's enough, Sanye, here

any foreigner is more powerful than our magistrate of district

the settlement of Tianjing doesn't belong to us Chinese

if the official with a white hat saw it

you would have been put into the jail and penalized

Sanye, it's enough

begging the Japanese cavalierto revenge for you is much more important, do you know

the ball is mine now

look, here she comes

don't say anything more, give the ball to her

do you listen to me? Give it out

smash the colored ball on your Sanye's head

I won't want you bitch's ball

ok, ok

everybody

this plait

is an heirloom from Qing ancestors

it's unbelievable that it's so marvelous

the vigor of our country

has not been crocked up

guard

yes

give him rewards

it's two hundred years olderthan the Xuande stove

very valuable

just look around

look here

sis, what can I do for you?

Whiskey, coffee

what? Coffee

what is coffee?

This is Japanese cavalier Mr. Zuochuan

Zuoye

Mr. Zuochuan, please compete with the magical plait

hey

this is the fight letterfrom Japanese cavalier Zuochuan Xiulang

you should go to the suburban place to have a competition of martial arts the day aftertomorrow

if you don't go there

you will be regarded as defeated

the fight letterfrom the foreigner

a foreignerwants to compete with me

whoops, my father has said

the kongfu of plait is passed down from generation to generation

it shouldn't be used until the emergency comes

if I show it, it's sure that I will put myself in trouble

now it become truth, no longer peaceful

I can not even sell the bean curd

what do I need this for?

It's a test on you before giving you important mission

pal

I'm afraid you don't even know how marvelous your plait is

it's the power showed by the ancestors

who ask you to inspire the nation's sense of stateliness

in the universe

china is the centre and the foreign goods are overseas evil things

the foreigners are the incarnation of cats and dogs

Shage, you fearthe foreigners?

Daokuiyi, Suotianxiang

Wangkantian are all defeated by you

you can't be a bawcock if you fearthe foreigners

Sanye, stay back

Zuoye, please

this is Shaerye

good

Shaba

today the Japanese cavalier Zuoye will revenge me

how do you think?

What kind of people don't I know?

Look at Mr. Zuo

can your dog tail do it?

What about this?

Hum, nice

Shaba

be careful, otherwise Zuoye will pull down your plait togetherwith your head

hum, nice

plait, use the plait

Zuoye, watch out the plait

nowadays the foreigners are the most powerful people, and the foreign goods spread everywhere

Shaerye is so redoubtable and famous in Jingmen

it sounds reasonable

please teach us Kongfu

everyone, please stand up

please test our plaits

Erye, please

what's wrong?

Shaerye, forgive me, forgive me

what's on earth happened?

Yesterday, yangdianqi and Bolihua told me that

the foreignerwill spend one thousand Liangs of silver

on collecting Er'ye's plait

dad, have a look

no matter you beat me or curse me

or even forgive me

from now on, I will not be in Tianjingwei

to shave hair

rise up, up

Wanglaoliu

you're too old to be clear-headed

though you're old

you don't worth respect if you do things bad

Er'ye, rise up

Laoliu, go home and have a rest

I'll send the money back tomorrow

Uncle Jin, I feel puzzled

what is the use of cutting my plait?

It will grow out in no more than two years

Shaer, you're so naive

The foreignerwants to steal the magical plait

in the purpose of ruin the national spirit of our country

the hair on your body is the essence from our ancestors

it can never be cut

it should be regarded as national treasure

and be cherished, so how can we let the foreigners cut it down

I'm still single

Shaer, I know what you want

my Juhua, oho

Juhua, you father has already consent to me

why don't you agree?

Put the bucket down

what's wrong?

Follow me

Juhua, why do you bring me here?

Shage, I can marry no one, no one

why?

Because this forest, I

I hate this forest

when I'm still a teenager

two foreign devils

raped me in this forest

I tried to shout out, but failed

this forest blocked

the view of my companions

when my fatherfound me, it's already dark

he brought me back and my motherwas so furious and soon died of this

why don't you accuse them?

They're foreigners, what can we do?

We told nobody about this

and bury it in our hearts for more than a decade

then why do you tell me that?

Shage

attention, everyone, coverthe chimney tightly with red paper

don't use the fire and eat meat orfish

at midnight a steamed bread will be provided in the east and west side

five copper cashes for a bowl of cool water

Shage, come and see

hurry

the foreigners' church caught a fire

Shaxiaozi, don't you know me?

But I know you

you are

I'm from Langfang

haven't heard yourfather had a nickname Qingtouleng?

Ah, it's Liusishu, come in, come in

it's said your ancestors practiced Huixinquan

which is a special Kongfu coming from the Buddhist school

it's a Kongfu playes on head

but on the bald head like monks

but Qing's army became into power and asked people to keep plait

as things went that way

capable people changed the old customs and incapable ones lost their lives

your ancestors then used the plaits to practice this Kongfu

and created this Kongfu of Plait

and this change made it even unique

a change made it unique

Shaxiaozi, why do you hang this stele?

The foreign devils are riding roughshod over China

why do you still stay in home while you have such unique Kongfu

now, Dagu is conquered and Tianjingwei is in emergency

I'm too old

seventy-years old

do you still go to the battlefield

if I don't, why do I travel so farto come here

I have a big family home

though I am unable to use the swords

while the others fighting

I can still perform the flute to pep them up

Sishu, let me join your corps

to tell the truth

it's the head of yihetuan teacher Caofu

ask me to invite you

tomorrow morning, let's go to the altar

ride on the courser

the old master of Nanshan Mountain

with one fingerthe doorto heaven will open

with two fingers, the doorto the earth will open

if you want to stuffy Kongfu, then invite a master

no one can hurt him

and he can prevent the storm from coming

the heaven and the earth has their own laws

the monkey king will protect me

who's coming?

I'm the monkey king, I'm invulnerable

test him with the sword

I won't even fearthe gun

devils come

nice skill

senior brother comes

senior brother

this is Shaer of the magical plait

once he comes, the foreign devils will be defeated

please show us your skills to pep the warriors up

come on

ok, ok

the magical plait plus the magical Chinese boxing, the foreign will be dead

when will the war start? I want to go with you

ok

don't be afraid, only if you are afraid of something, it will really happen

don't be afraid

fall down, fall down

Master ying, Master yin

the foreign devils killed my mum

fuck, come on

rush in

the Qing dynasty now renamed as Republic of China

it's fashionable to cut down the plait

who else wants to cut his plait?

Mr. Li, the manager of Deli foreign bank

Mr. Huang, the section chief of Tianjing railway office

theirfamilies are ready

don't cut it, don't cut it

what's the matter?

Yo, it's Sanye

I haven't seen you for years, now you're so graceful

hey, you even have a gun

I made my living outside Shanghaiguan

and now I serve in the army

yo, Gouye also cut down the plait

Sanye

look, it's Jin, Jinzixian

the father-in-law of Shaer

let me go, let me go

the plait can not be cut down

Jinye

look, it is cut down

in the universe, our country is the centre, how-how

he is crazy, he's crazy

he runs away

Shaba ran away

blacksmith

have you finished the iron chain which we use to lock the barrier of our battalion?

Sanye, it'll done soon

my masterwants to meet you

who is the hell of your mater?

Follow me and you'll know. Dare you come?

I'll come. There's nothing to be afraid

years before, the magical plait in Tianjingwei. Do you know?

He's frighten away by your Sanye

so now, several years passed

you couple want to have a taste of the bullets, don't you?

Nowadays, I also practice the gun

how you play it is clearto me

and how I play it, you haven't know yet

if I don't tell you, it seems that I tease you, look

the master of gun, the master of gun

Bolihua, you have driven my dad crazy

now you have to pay forthat

you, you cut down your magical plait

the plait is cut down, but the Kongfu is left

yes, the plait is cut down, but the Kongfu is left

no matter how good the ancestral things are

it should be abandoned when it's necessary

we can master every new thing

it's still unique though it changes

no matterwhat changes, we will adapt to it