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Well, dinner is probably not going to be ready for like three and a half hours.

Man, that's going to take a while.

I know, but I can't really cook it any faster.

You like your turkey, Bert.

I do not.

So, what should we do to kill some time in the meantime?

Oh, we should play a game.

Oh, I like that. What kind of game?

Oh, babe, all the board games are packed away in the garage, so unless we have

cards, we could play a card game.

or what if we play never have i ever i love that one so

should we take this over to the living room okay

so

who

wants to go first ah babe i think uh alex how about you you want to go first

Okay, cool.

Never have I ever gotten a speeding ticket. Of course.

It's easy.

Okay,

okay. Never have I ever gotten jealous that my husband looked at another girl.

Sorry.

Oh, you're down.

Wow. All right. Okay.

All right, let me go.

Never have I ever. Wait, wait, wait.

I mean, I think it'd be really good if us girls got to know each other a little

better. And then you guys can join.

Sure. Okay, give us something good.

All right.

Never have I ever done anal.

Yes. Come on, man.

Okay,

okay, okay.

Okay, okay, okay. Give us something good.

Okay.

Never have I ever touched another woman's vagina.

Aubrey! Wait, I like to live a little. Alex, you've never touched another

vagina? No, I've never had the opportunity.

Well, I mean, would you ever want to? I don't know. Wait, what?

I mean, you could touch mine.

Oh. Yeah, it's okay.

Okay. Go for it. Do it.

Wait,

I've got another one.

You've got another one? Yeah, I've got another one.

Never have I ever had friends that we didn't swing with.

What? You guys?

We've never done that before.

Really? You guys never done it? No.

It's a lot of fun. Have you ever thought about it?

I mean, I would, but I don't know.

Well, maybe I could show you.

I don't know

Why? I don't know.

Are you sure?

Thank you.

Hi, babe.

Thank you.

Fuck me.

Yeah.

Oh my god, it's so fucking good.

I don't want to.

oh my god

Oh my God.

Thank you.

It's so gross.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

yes. Oh, yes.

Do it, do it, do it.

Oh my gosh!

It's there!

I can't breathe.

Oh, my God.

Oh, wow.

Oh, my God. Fuck yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh,

my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

That's fucking hot, there you go.

That's fucking hot.

Oh, father.

Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, fuck.

Oh,

fuck. Oh, that's fucking great.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh.

Oh.

Yes. Oh, that's good. That's good.

Yes.

Yes. Yes.

Here we come. Here we come.

Hurry, hurry, come.

Come here.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Holy fuck.

There you go, there you go, there you go.

I'll have another finger to put down for never, ever, ever.

I think she's hanging out more often.

Do we need to check on the turkey?

Oh, shit. Yeah.

The turkey.