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They will list their most popular drugs

They will list their most popular drugs

They will list their most popular drugs on trumpx.gov.

on trumpx.gov.

on trumpx.gov. >> Trump rx.gov.

>> Trump rx.gov.

>> Trump rx.gov. And I didn't name it that. Somebody

And I didn't name it that. Somebody

And I didn't name it that. Somebody named it that.

named it that.

named it that. >> What the are you talking about? We said

>> What the are you talking about? We said

>> What the are you talking about? We said we were going to name it cheapmed.gov.

we were going to name it cheapmed.gov.

we were going to name it cheapmed.gov. Lying mother.

>> My name is Marco Glennwald III. I am the

>> My name is Marco Glennwald III. I am the

>> My name is Marco Glennwald III. I am the man President Trump hired to name

man President Trump hired to name

man President Trump hired to name things. Even though he never listens to

things. Even though he never listens to

things. Even though he never listens to me. He just names everything after

me. He just names everything after

me. He just names everything after himself.

himself.

himself. It's great.

Yeah. So, the latest project I've been

Yeah. So, the latest project I've been

Yeah. So, the latest project I've been working on is called, drum roll please,

working on is called, drum roll please,

working on is called, drum roll please, baby bucks. These are government bank

baby bucks. These are government bank

baby bucks. These are government bank accounts for children born this year. I

accounts for children born this year. I

accounts for children born this year. I also liked Cash for Kids, but you know,

also liked Cash for Kids, but you know,

also liked Cash for Kids, but you know, that kind of sounded a little ley.

that kind of sounded a little ley.

that kind of sounded a little ley. >> He's actually going to make the

>> He's actually going to make the

>> He's actually going to make the announcement right now. waiting for you,

announcement right now. waiting for you,

announcement right now. waiting for you, Megan. Under our bill, parents like

Megan. Under our bill, parents like

Megan. Under our bill, parents like Megan can also activate their children's

Megan can also activate their children's

Megan can also activate their children's brand new Trump accounts.

brand new Trump accounts.

brand new Trump accounts. >> Trump accounts.

>> Trump accounts.

>> Trump accounts. >> And I didn't name it.

>> And I didn't name it.

>> And I didn't name it. >> What? What does that have to do with

>> What? What does that have to do with

>> What? What does that have to do with kids, you Why would he name it

kids, you Why would he name it

kids, you Why would he name it that?

that?

that? >> Nobody believes me, but I did not name

>> Nobody believes me, but I did not name

>> Nobody believes me, but I did not name it. It was named

it. It was named

it. It was named >> Yes, you did. I didn't name it. I like

>> Yes, you did. I didn't name it. I like

>> Yes, you did. I didn't name it. I like baby bucks.

>> Damn it. The one thing this job has

>> Damn it. The one thing this job has

>> Damn it. The one thing this job has taught me is I do have some rage issues

taught me is I do have some rage issues

taught me is I do have some rage issues which rears its ugly head quite often

which rears its ugly head quite often

which rears its ugly head quite often because stuff like this happens every

because stuff like this happens every

because stuff like this happens every time I name something.

time I name something.

time I name something. >> A fasttrack immigration visa is being

>> A fasttrack immigration visa is being

>> A fasttrack immigration visa is being dubbed the Trump Gold Car.

dubbed the Trump Gold Car.

dubbed the Trump Gold Car. >> Rename Palm Beach International Airport

>> Rename Palm Beach International Airport

>> Rename Palm Beach International Airport to Donald J. Trump International

to Donald J. Trump International

to Donald J. Trump International Airport.

Airport.

Airport. >> The Navy announced plans for a quote

>> The Navy announced plans for a quote

>> The Navy announced plans for a quote Trump class of battleships. Straight

Trump class of battleships. Straight

Trump class of battleships. Straight of Trump a Trump coin.

of Trump a Trump coin.

of Trump a Trump coin. >> The recently renamed Donald J. Trump US

>> The recently renamed Donald J. Trump US

>> The recently renamed Donald J. Trump US Institute of Peace.

>> This is our filing room. I like to keep

>> This is our filing room. I like to keep

>> This is our filing room. I like to keep everything we name alphabetized and

everything we name alphabetized and

everything we name alphabetized and organized.

organized.

organized. This is A through S, U through Z, and

This is A through S, U through Z, and

This is A through S, U through Z, and this

this

this is T.

is T.

is T. This is the Trump Institute for Peace,

This is the Trump Institute for Peace,

This is the Trump Institute for Peace, Trump Marine Mammal Commission, Trump

Trump Marine Mammal Commission, Trump

Trump Marine Mammal Commission, Trump portaotty area at the Trump rest stop.

portaotty area at the Trump rest stop.

portaotty area at the Trump rest stop. It's It's in Alabama. This is the Gen

It's It's in Alabama. This is the Gen

It's It's in Alabama. This is the Gen Alpha amphibious assault fuel system,

Alpha amphibious assault fuel system,

Alpha amphibious assault fuel system, now called the Trump Pump, Trump Haunted

now called the Trump Pump, Trump Haunted

now called the Trump Pump, Trump Haunted Pet Senator, Trump Square, Trump

Pet Senator, Trump Square, Trump

Pet Senator, Trump Square, Trump Triangle,

Triangle,

Triangle, >> the Trump Museum of Sex,

>> the Trump Museum of Sex,

>> the Trump Museum of Sex, >> Trump Circle, Trump Rhombus, and Trump

>> Trump Circle, Trump Rhombus, and Trump

>> Trump Circle, Trump Rhombus, and Trump Elellanar Roosevelt House, and Trump. He

Elellanar Roosevelt House, and Trump. He

Elellanar Roosevelt House, and Trump. He put that in twice. I'm sure that was a

put that in twice. I'm sure that was a

put that in twice. I'm sure that was a mistake.

mistake.

mistake. My therapist told me to accept things I

My therapist told me to accept things I

My therapist told me to accept things I cannot change. So, my new strategy, give

cannot change. So, my new strategy, give

cannot change. So, my new strategy, give him what he wants.

him what he wants.

him what he wants. >> What's that, Mr. President? You want to

>> What's that, Mr. President? You want to

>> What's that, Mr. President? You want to rename the Kennedy Center? Well, I've

rename the Kennedy Center? Well, I've

rename the Kennedy Center? Well, I've got a great idea. How about just the

got a great idea. How about just the

got a great idea. How about just the Trump Center?

Trump Center?

Trump Center? >> The outside of the Kennedy Center

>> The outside of the Kennedy Center

>> The outside of the Kennedy Center changed tonight. Now the Trump Kennedy

changed tonight. Now the Trump Kennedy

changed tonight. Now the Trump Kennedy Center, the name is now up 24 hours

Center, the name is now up 24 hours

Center, the name is now up 24 hours after President Trump.

after President Trump.

after President Trump. >> The Trump Kennedy Centered to rename the

>> The Trump Kennedy Centered to rename the

>> The Trump Kennedy Centered to rename the center.

center.

center. >> It's the worst possible version. It's

>> It's the worst possible version. It's

>> It's the worst possible version. It's not It's not a combination Taco Bell

not It's not a combination Taco Bell

not It's not a combination Taco Bell Pizza Hut.

The good news is I have some paternity

The good news is I have some paternity

The good news is I have some paternity leave coming up. I'm really looking

leave coming up. I'm really looking

leave coming up. I'm really looking forward to the time off.

>> Hello, sir.

>> Hello, sir.

>> Hello, sir. >> Yes, we already have a name for the

>> Yes, we already have a name for the

>> Yes, we already have a name for the baby.

baby.

baby. >> Oh, you have a suggestion.

>> Oh, you have a suggestion.

>> Oh, you have a suggestion. >> Please,

>> Please,

>> Please, sir.

sir.

sir. I'm begging you.