Original subtitles

- [R2-D2 beeps] - [C-3PO] Yes, R2.

Soon we'll be joining Master Mungo Baobab at his new outpost.

[R2-D2 beeps]

It is our honor and privilege to serve.

- Why, it sounds like a dream come true. - [R2-D2 beeping]

- [metal clangs] - R2, behave yourself.

[beeping]

R2.

[C-3PO exclaiming]

- No, R2. This is not what I had in mind. - [R2-D2 beeps softly]

[bird chirping, singing]

[rockhopper grunting]

Giddap! Ya.

[rockhopper grunting]

[woman speaks Biituian] Mungo!

[man speaks Biituian] Mungo!

[boy] Mungo returns!

[villager speaks Biituian]

[speaks Biituian]

Hello, Mungo.

Looks like a good harvest.

[men laughing]

[man 1] Huh?

[barking]

Oof!

- [speaking Biituian] - [animal chattering]

[child laughs]

[rockhopper grunting]

[child] Mungo!

- Mungo Baobab! - [pet barking]

[speaking Biituian]

- [pet barking] - [Mungo] Thanks, Fidge.

- [exclaiming in Biituian] - Whoa! Hold it. Slow down.

You know I don't speak your language that well yet.

What you got?

You find what you come for?

[Mungo] Well, maybe.

I gotta analyze it first, but if this rock is what I think it is,

your people could become very rich.

It's fuel ore.

And it looks like there's a lot more of it near the old ruins up on the cra...

[rockhopper baying loudly]

[rumbling]

[speaking Biituian]

[rumbling]

- [pet howling] - [rockhopper baying]

What's that?

[wind howling]

[speaking Biituian]

[rockhopper baying]

[wind howling]

[villagers exclaiming]

Run! Run!

- [woman screaming] - [villagers shouting]

- [rockhopper baying] - [Mungo] Easy! Easy, now.

[Fidge] Mungo!

[Mungo] Hang on! We'll try and get to my ship.

- [Fidge exclaims] - [Mungo grunts, groans]

Mungo! Mungo!

[pet whining]

Master Mungo.

There it is, R2.

- Our new home… - [R2-D2 beeps]

…the peaceful planet of Biitu.

- [R2-D2 beeping] - Remember,

if you behave yourself, I'll put in a good word for you.

Maybe he'll give you a job as well.

- [clanging] - Be careful, R2.

- [clanging] - [R2-D2 beeping]

[beeping]

As Master Mungo's new aide and translator,

the safety of his possessions is my responsibility.

[soft beeping]

I'm sure he's going to be one of the most successful merchants

in the whole star system.

[beeping]

Why, if the Baobab Company's deal with Biitu is successful,

I, C-3PO, may be promoted to… who knows what?

At last, R2, I would be in a position

suitable to the refined skills of an android

from human-cyborg rela... [exclaims]

- [R2-D2 beeps] - [metal clanging]

Oh! [Whimpers]

[laughing]

Hmm!

[gasps, screams]

3PO, what are you up to?

Get this mess cleaned up.

- We'll be docking any moment. - Yes, sir, Captain Cag.

Hurry, R2. Help me get these things in order. [Exclaims]

And get yourself cleaned up as well.

You must make a good impression on Master Mungo.

[beeps]

This is a civilized part of the galaxy, not a greasy engine room.

The people of Biitu are most proper.

They're not going to tolerate any unkempt droids, uncouth creatures or...

Monsters!

[screams]

[chanting, chirring]

[teeth chipping]

Look out!

Reverse cabin pressure. It's sleeping gas.

We'll be knocked out for a week.

[coughing]

Power's out. There's no way... The gas…

[groans]

[beeping]

I didn't expect Biitu to be like this.

There must be some kind of misunderstanding.

[beeping]

Stay calm, R2. I will reason with them.

Remember, civilized words can be our greatest weapon.

My dear friends and distinguished colleagues,

I believe there has been, uh, a misunderstanding.

I am C-3PO.

- [shouts] - [R2-D2 beeps]

- [C-3PO screams] - [R2-D2 shrieks]

[C-3PO] No, R2, this is not the refined position I had in mind.

Huh?

[R2-D2 beeps]

Yes, R2, the crops look like they've completely dried up.

Master Mungo said this was a thriving farm colony.

Something terrible is happening here.

[grunts] Whoa!

Oh, no. They've made a mistake!

And they're stretching my circuit. [screams]

Whoa! [Grunts]

Wait! Let us go!

I am Mungo Baobab's aide.

R2!

My goodness!

- [beeping] - R2!

Oh, no! What are you doing?

Please! Don't take him away. R2!

R2-D2!

Oh, my. We are in trouble now.

[droid beeps]

If only Master Mungo were here.

[droid beeps]

[beeping]

[whimpers]

[R2-D2 beeping]

[beeps]

[beeping]

[beeps, whimpers]

[sharp beeping]

[whistles, beeps]

[both beeping]

[music playing]

Welcome to the Biitu Droid Harem.

Our master, the Great Heep,

wants you R2 units to relax and enjoy yourselves.

[beeps, whistles]

[chattering]

Oh, dear.

Where is a master when you need one?

[droid] Hooray!

Make way for your new master,

the master of Biitu, the Great Heep.

The Great what?

Heep!

[shouts]

Oh, my frazzled circuits. Oh!

So, this is the new batch of droids.

Your duty is to serve me and Biitu for the rest of your days.

[C-3PO] Oh, my.

Escape is impossible.

- Any droid caught trying to leave… - [winces]

…will be used for scrap!

- Oh! - Well, what do we have here?

[exclaims]

I only want droids who can do hard labor.

I am C-3PO, the aide to Mungo Baobab of the Baobab...

Mungo Baobab?

Mungo Baobab is your master?

[laughing]

Whoa!

[grumbling]

Whoa!

[Great Heep] I need to recharge.

- Fetch me an R2 unit from my harem. - Coming up.

An R2 unit?

[Great Heep] Well, translator droid,

regarding Mungo Baobab,

you are in for a little surprise.

Show him!

Oh, my. [Shouts]

[grunts]

Take a look!

Master Mungo!

He was your master.

We captured him when the Empire took over this colony

and set up the mine.

- [groans] - Master Mungo.

It's me, C-3PO.

3PO. It is you!

Did they get the ship? Did anyone escape?

I'm afraid I don't know, sir.

I think they only abducted droids.

Including an R2 unit who is a good friend of mine.

- [squeals] - Oh!

Oh, dear!

[beeps, whistles]

[shrieking]

What is he doing?

[Mungo] He uses R2 units to recharge himself.

[exclaims]

Oh, no.

Put the translator on the lube crew.

Oh, no. This is the end.

[chattering]

Oh, how humiliating.

I'm not programmed to carry such a load.

My joints are being crushed.

The Heep's treatment of us is most undiplomatic.

Master Mungo, what has happened here?

This is used to be a thriving farm colony

before the Heep arrived with the moisture eater.

That tower pulls in all rainfall.

Heep needs it absolutely dry here so he can mine the new fuel ore.

And the people here, including me,

are beginning to die of thirst.

- [speaks alien language] - What?

[speaking alien language]

If you insist.

3PO, try and get me some water.

Down that ramp,

there was a spring down there.

See if you can fill this.

- I will try, sir. - And watch out for guards.

What a desperate situation.

Master Mungo is practically finished.

And R2 is being prepared for some horrible fate.

[droids beeping]

[beeping]

[whistles]

- [beeping] - [whistles]

[beeps]

[R2-D2 whistles]

[beeping]

[high-pitched beeping]

[pink droid beeping]

[beeping rapidly]

- [whistles] - [pink droids beeps]

[beeping]

One high-tier special coming right up.

[beeping]

[whistles]

[beeping]

Oh, dear.

I do hope I can get this water back to Master Mungo without being discovered.

Oh!

Oh, dear. [Exclaims]

Whoa!

Whoa!

[grunts]

[barks]

Hmm! Most peculiar.

Chubb. [Speaking Biituian]

They must be from the village.

Um, pardon me. May I be of service to you?

[grunts]

- Oh! I'm terribly sorry. - [Chubb barking]

- [speaking Biituian] - [Chubb growling]

No, no, no. I'm a friend.

My name is C-3P... Uh… [speaking Biituian]

Me, Fidge.

Thank you.

It is very dangerous here.

My family must have water.

But how did you get in here?

- [speaking Biituian] - [chattering]

[C-3PO] Digging. How clever.

Maybe you can help Master Mungo.

[Fidge] Mungo? You know Mungo?

Is he all right?

Oh, dear. Quick, this way.

Wait for me!

[speaking Biituian]

Fidge. Chubb.

[C-3PO screams]

[Fidge] Yo!

Whoa!

Master Mungo!

- 3PO. - Master Mungo.

A Gulper approaches.

Pardon me, 3PO.

[beeping]

[screaming]

[beeps]

- Master Mungo, where is Fidge? - [exhales]

There, in the pipe.

They seem to have disappeared.

3PO, follow those pipes.

See if you can find Fidge.

He may be able to show us a way out of here.

Oh. Uh, yes, sir.

I'm certain to end up in a pile of parts.

If I could only destroy the moisture eater, our troubles would be over.

Huh?

[droid on PA] Admiral Screed's cargo ship, cleared for landing.

[Screed] Greetings, Heep.

Is the first batch of fuel ore ready to load?

The shipment is ready.

I will order it to be loaded at once.

Excellent.

The Emperor will be pleased.

And Baobab?

Hah! He's harmless now.

See for yourself.

Screed!

Well, Baobab, looks like the Empire got to this fuel mine first.

How unfortunate for the great Baobab Merchant Fleet.

You know the fuel rightfully belongs to the people of Biitu.

I don't think they'll want it anymore.

This drought is going to drive them out.

Or kill them.

Don't worry yourself. Tomorrow you'll be leaving this planet.

I'll be taking you back in hibernation.

The Emperor doesn't want to lose such a valuable prisoner.

Let's go.

The only way off Biitu is going to be on your ship.

But not in hibernation.

- Master Mungo, where are you? - Huh? 3PO?

Did you locate Fidge?

I'm sorry, sir, but I found no sign of him.

He may be a prisoner like us.

And poor R2-D2.

He's going to have his crystals drained for sure.

R2-D2?

Oh... A counterpart of mine, sir, an R2 unit.

The Heep has taken him somewhere.

To his harem, no doubt.

His hare... Oh!

What's going on? [Screams]

[speaks Biituian]

Good evening.

Fidge. Am I glad to see you.

- Master Mungo. - A saw. Thanks, Fidge.

[speaking Biituian]

He says there is a network of pipes under the quarry.

He thinks we can get out and back to the village.

The people of Biitu can't hold out much longer.

I have got to go for help.

But the only way off Biitu is going to be in that cargo ship.

Even if we could get on board, I don't think I could fly it alone.

Pardon me, sir, but if you had an R2 unit,

it could tie into the ship's control system...

And fly the ship. Great idea, 3PO.

Ask Fidge if there's any way to get in to the harem.

[both speaking Biituian]

He thinks there is a way into the courtyard beyond the harem guards.

3PO, go with him.

See if you can free your friend, R2-D2, and bring him back here.

Oh, we'll try our best, sir.

I know that R2 is just the one you need, sir.

I'll work on a plan to get aboard that ship.

I have to get through these bars by morning or it'll be too late.

Oh, my. So this is the droid harem.

[speaking Biituian]

Pardon me.

[speaking Biituian]

Wait for me!

[beeping]

[beeping]

[whistles]

[beeping, whistles]

[groaning] Oh, oh, my.

[stuttering] I can't stand heights.

Slower, Fidge.

All that oil has made my hands slippery.

- I... Whoa! - [gasps]

If I fall, I'm programmed to smash, not fly.

- [groans] - [speaking Biituian]

Oh! Oh!

Bring me an R2 unit!

A nice, pink one.

Immediately!

Oh, no. He needs recharging again.

I can't hold on. I... Oh, oh.

Whoa!

[screaming]

[grunts]

Oh, dear.

[droid beeps]

[R2-D2 beeps]

- R2! - [beeping]

Oh! Thank the Maker you're all right.

But listen to me. You're in great danger.

The Heep is not a pleasant fellow.

He plans to destroy all of you.

- [beeps] - R2, are you listening? R2!

- [gasps] - [beeps]

R2, I've been trying to warn you.

To warn you all…

The Heep plans to drain every one of you.

- [shrieking] - [gasps]

[R2-D2 beeps]

- [shrieking continues] - Oh, dear.

I'm truly sorry about your friend, R2.

But somehow we have to stop this madness.

[beeping]

Master Mungo is depending on it.

[screams]

[beeping]

No, stop! You can't. R2!

[beeping]

[screaming]

[laughing]

R2, do something. Save me! Whoa!

[speaking Biituian]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

[beeping]

That should just about do it.

Oh, no.

[Screed] Good morning.

I hope you feel well today.

I've brought you a droid who will put you in hibernation.

One dose of this serum and you will sleep

until we can get you safely to the Emperor.

You won't take me without a fight, Screed.

- What's going on? - [shouts]

[Screed] Seize him!

[Mungo shouting]

Yahoo!

Hey! [Grunts]

- [grunts] - After them.

Baobab. [Growls]

We've got to rescue 3PO.

Maybe this way.

[beeps, whistles]

[beeping]

[whimpers, whistles]

[whistles]

[beeping]

[rapid beeping]

[shrieks]

[laughs]

I hadn't expected another recharge quite so soon.

[laughing]

Huh?

[screaming]

[beeping, whistling]

Guard the exits!

Don't let him escape!

Help! Oh, someone, please help!

[screams]

Gentle, sir. Have mercy. I'm too young to be recycled.

[stuttering] I mean too old, much too old.

I swear, if you saw the tragic state of my inner workings,

it would make your gyros curl.

Wait! Wait! Oh!

[C-3PO screams]

Oh, dear. [Grunting]

Oh, no. Oh!

[grunting]

Please, you don't know what you're doing.

I'm just a collection of old parts, hardly worth the trouble.

They'll ruin your instruments. Ah!

Oh, my. Oh, my!

[screams]

Oh, dear. Whoa!

[grunts] Whoa!

[grunting]

Oh, my!

Oh, no!

[grunting]

[R2-D2 beeps]

[whistles]

Whoa!

[R2-D2 whistles]

R2, help!

- Do something! [Screams] - [R2-D2 beeps]

[screams]

[groans]

[beeps]

[Great Heep laughs]

[laughing]

[C-3PO] Where are we? Somebody help!

[exclaims]

It's the end!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! Oh, dear.

[speaking Biituian]

There's the garbage chute.

Maybe that's a way in to rescue 3PO and R2.

But if I fail, we'll need another R2 unit to fly that ship.

[speaking Biituian]

No. It's too dangerous!

No worry. Me dig. You too big!

Good luck, Fidge. Be careful.

[grunts]

[C-3PO screams]

Master Mungo?

What? 3PO?

Am I glad to see you.

And I see you found your companion.

- [R2-D2 beeps] - [C-3PO] Yes, sir. This is R2-D2.

But what happened to Fidge?

He went back to the harem.

But now that R2-D2 is here, I'm afraid his mission is a bit useless.

Don't worry, Master Mungo.

That little fellow can take care of himself.

[stormtrooper] Admiral Screed.

Shh.

Keep on the lookout for Baobab.

The loading is almost complete.

And don't let anyone but droids on the ship.

Yes, sir.

Only droids aboard that ship, huh?

Well, here we go.

Now if we can get that ship off the ground,

we'll use its turbo lasers to destroy the moisture eater.

Oh, my!

Well? [Chuckles] How do I look?

Come on. Help me into these droid parts.

[barking]

[speaking Biituian]

[speaking Biituian]

[barking]

[barking]

[speaking Biituian]

[barks]

Hmm…

[speaking Biituian]

[barking]

[screams]

[speaking Biituian]

- [C-3PO grunts] - [R2-D2 beeping]

R2, be quiet.

Okay, you guys. This is it.

What?

[speaking Biituian]

[speaking Biituian]

[droid beeping]

[beeping]

[speaking Biituian]

[droids beeping]

[grunting]

Okay, R2. It's up to you now.

See if you can patch into the drive system.

Even if you can only get the turbo lasers going,

maybe we can take a crack at the moisture eater from the ground.

[beeping]

- [beeping] - What?

Someone's interfacing with the ship's navigational computers.

It must be Baobab.

I want him caught immediately!

Yes, sir.

[Mungo] Oh, there you are, finally.

I've been looking all over the place for you management people.

Do you have any idea what a dry environment like this

can do to a servo joint?

No, of course not.

And a fen ray modulator?

Any idea what ore dust will do to that?

No, of course you don't.

I squeak. I groan.

And are there any auxiliary lubrication kits in the cargo hold?

No, of course not.

Oops.

Seize him!

[shouts]

[grunting]

Master Mungo, hurry! We're lifting off!

[beeping]

Stop that ship!

Whoa!

Man the laser guns!

Stop that ship before it gets away!

What?

- Yeah! - [barks]

Yeah! Attaboy, Fidge!

R2-D2?

[speaks Biituian]

Hey!

[screaming]

[stormtroopers screaming]

[droids beeping]

Get those R2 units under control!

What's going on here?

[all groaning]

Oh, dear.

Screed, you incompetent fool.

Me? You lumbering junk heap!

If you weren't so wrapped up with your droid harem,

none of this would've happened.

Tiny-minded Imperial twit.

It was your useless droids that let out the R2 units.

You're finished!

[screams]

[grunts]The ore!

What?

[screams]

My precious ore!

- Yeah! Can that little droid fly! - Hooray!

Destruct Gulpers, unite.

[both beeping]

Mmm. Ha ha!

[beeping, chattering]

[growling]

[chattering, beeping]

[laughing]

Oh. Whoa…

Ah-ha!

[grunting]

[engine revving]

[blasters firing]

[Great Heep grumbles]

[beeps]

[screams]

[cheering]

[all beeping]

[grumbles]

[grunts, laughing]

What?

[groaning]

R2, look out!

[laughing]

- Oh, no! - R2!

Bail out!

[beeps]

[beeping]

Oh, no! He's aiming the ship right for the tower!

3PO, take cover.

- R2. - 3PO!

Huh, water?

- [speaking Biituian] - [barking]

[Great Heep groaning]

[groaning]

3PO, come on!

[groaning]

Let me at him, sir!

I'll dismantle him for what he did to R2!

- [shouting] - [screaming]

- [Mungo grunts] - [Fidge screams]

Mungo!

Fidge!

Hang on!

Curse you, Baobab!

[screaming]

[low groaning]

Well, your people should have no trouble restoring the crops

with all this new Empire help we found now, Fidge.

Yes. [Speaking Biituian]

- [chattering] - [exclaims]

Round one to you, Baobab, but the fight is not over yet.

And what a brave little guy R2-D2 turned out to be.

You must be proud of him.

What's that little device, 3PO?

- Hmm? - Oh, um, it's a sonic capsule, sir.

It was a birthday present from R2.

- [clicks] - [R2-D2 beeping on capsule]

Oh, R2. What will I ever do without you?

I know I shall never see your like again.

[R2-D2 beeping]

Oh, yes. I do mean it, R2.

R2?

R2-D2?

[beeping]

- [gasps] - Huh?

[beeping]

R2!

I don't believe it!

R2, it is you!

- R2! - [laughing]

Oh, R2, you foolish, reckless, wonderfully brave little unit!

[beeping]

What do you mean, "What's all the fuss?" We thought you were doomed.

Detonated, reduced to cosmic splinters!

Oh, R2, it was horrible, but…

Oh, thank the Maker you're all right!

R2?

[beeping, whistles]

[droids beeping]

- [beeping] - Oh.

[beeping]

[whistles, beeps]

[beeping]

[whistles, beeps]

[beeping]

[hums]

[cheering]

[bell clanging]

[comm beeps]

Mungo here. Who's this?

Mungo, this is Captain Cag.

All ready for entry.

Any problems down there?

Come on ahead. Everything's fine.

[cheering]

I do so love a happy ending.

[cheering continues]