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There should be an award
for a flawless shopping mission.

I think the closest thing
is the CFDA Stylist Award.

Well, we should come up
with our own award

for how we cleaned up.

-Did Mom text back yet?
-Mm-mm.

She's usually more responsive
when shoes are involved.

I put ten toes down on her
being busy with Andre.

Or ten toes up.

Ew.

You know, I went over there
the other day, and

Mom is still smitten.

She and Andre are really good.

You know, having
the sickness and health part

of their vows down before
he and Mom were barely over

their Vegas wedding hangover
and standing up like he has,

Andre should be getting
a hubby reward.

And, maybe, right now.

Okay, enough.

None of us were prepared
to watch Gran

go through the wringer.

Mom has it double
because she might be facing

the same fate with
the BRCA gene looming.

It has to be haunting her,

no matter how bright
she shines for us.

Hell, I think the only thing
that's saving her

is knowing that her daughters
don't have it, too.

You know what's saving her?

Is seeing us all pull together

like the Dupree boss family
that we are.

Like Gran says,
we love each other through it.

All right, how's that?

Don't come at me again.

Courtesy of Rowena.

I was thinking,
between my mocktails

and your juices, we could start
our own mocktail line.

Imagine that.

Let me guess,
there'll be Dani-tinis.

-And Anita-garitas.
-And Dr. Hot-To-Trottys.

Look who I found.

I know we're supposed
to stagger our visits, but...

You couldn't have
had better timing.

-Does that mean...?
-We have some news.

-Good news?
-Good news and some bad news.

Which do you want first?

The worst first.

Well, I'm more of a dessert
first kind of girl, but...

Have it your way.

I have to have a couple of more
rounds with the Red Devil.

Oh, Gran.

And I am continuing this...

wretched courtship because

that Red Devil juice
is working.

The tumor has shrunk
far more than I dared hope.

Fantastic news.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

[footsteps approach]

-Hey.
-Hey.

We could've carpooled.

Would I be crowding to ask
you and Izaiah to join me?

I think I would be the one
crowding. No Izaiah today.

I'm expecting Mama.

-You're welcome to...
-Ah.

It's okay. I get it.
No need to make an excuse.

Do you feel completely restored

after what we just did
back there?

Yes. Was it good for you?

Beating another couple
at tennis is so hot.

Does you being available
for lunch mean you finished

your latest assignment and are
free for the rest of the day?

It means I hit a brick wall

and need to recalibrate.

And privilege blocks you
from sharing details?

Doesn't block you from guessing.

Not Lynette.

Okay, this is kind of fun.

I get to piece together
what I know.

So, you told me
Bill was acting suspicious,

but he's siccing you on her now?

Okay. Close, but not quite.

Not siccing you, exactly.

Private eye?

But you're supervising?

Assuming I'm right--
you can answer this

'cause it's not about
your client.

What's that?

Do you think
Hayley's in the loop

or did Bill go rogue?

[scoffs]

-How was discovery?
-Granted.

Got permission from the court
to dig like you know I know how.

-Ooh, and to the victor
goes the spoils.
-Mm-hmm.

-Lunch?
-Rain check?

Naomi booked me to talk
about Madison's case,

and I got the impression
she wanted me to herself.

You know, for reasons.

Do you remember how you lied
to my dad about that sonogram?

Okay, I wouldn't exactly
phrase it like that.

You claimed you went
and got checked out,

but we both know
that didn't happen.

I could've blown your whole
cover, but I didn't say a word.

You think she's ready to talk
about her missing hubby?

Uh, yeah. I mean,
what else could it be?

Yeah. It's great
that she's finally sharing.

Okay, well, I can go grab
something with Caroline.

Okay, great. Thanks.

Well... I should head out.

Wait.

There's something else.

I need to make a confession.

Oh, shoot, it's almost dead.

Since when does my sister
not keep it at 100?

Oh, my gosh, no charger.

What kind of self-respecting
influencer am I?

One too busy running an empire
to be posting every minute.

Sure you don't want
to come with?

You know I'm hella grateful
for you and Dad

crushing Madison's
malpractice nonsense,

but I'd just be extra
with all my questions.

What? You ask great questions,

but you have ChelseaKat
business calling.

Which I'll be tending to solo
while Kat hangs with Tomas.

[phone chimes]

Oh, Mom texted.
I should get back to her.

Go, say hi to Dad.

Okay. Well, I will see you
later, but we should

start more days like this.

Yes, we should.

-Bye.
-Bye.

Can we trade the club's burger
for the atrium's wings?

Okay, all right. See you.

Look, I will always
tolerate Dana for your sake,

but today is just not the day.

But having your parents
tolerate one another

is every kid's dream.

-Eva...
-Grown woman here.

Okay? Besides, Mama's glaring

would've killed the vibe
for you and Shanice.

Shanice is not my lunch date.
Andre is.

Oh. Well, tell my cousin
we're overdue.

Hmm.

You and Shanice
still dealing with friction?

We had a talk,

thanks to my insightful
daughter's advice, and, uh...

...I told her I needed
to slow things down.

That's not exactly my advice,
but if it worked, then great.

You know,
I'm learning that being

on the same page
makes everything better.

-I wouldn't say all that.
-Well, then what would you say?

Uh, whatever it takes,
we'll talk it out

instead of going
to the break-up place.

Sounds like she's making
all the right noises.

Mm.

But Nicole casts
a pretty perfect shadow.

-What does Nicole have to...
-Nicole is in her face

at work every single day,
being all the things.

A Dupree, a famous psychiatrist,
a veritable goddess.

Shanice might not
want to compare,

but I don't know
if she can help it,

any more than she can wonder
if you are comparing, too.

But I would never.

-I got to go. Yeah. All right.
-Mm, yeah, yeah, okay.

-All right, all right.
Good talk.
-Good talk, good talk.

-Love you.
-Love you.

Bill thinks Lynette orchestrated
Hayley's attack?

-I didn't say that.
-You didn't have to.

It's logical.

But would that mean Lynette

was working with Sledgehammer?

Facts already in evidence
since he was the accused mugger,

but from what I hear,

his name is the most
violent thing about him.

Tracking him down will hopefully
get us some answers.

-Us?
-You and Bill's PI,

which I'm betting
he can find anyone.

Mm-hmm.

Just don't start investigating.

I'm merely a concerned citizen.

I mean it, Kat.
This cannot get back to Hayley.

No tipping from me.

But you need to be careful.
You just got your job back.

Sniffing around the woman
who almost got you fired

could put you back
in a tricky situation.

Don't worry. I'm no longer
in the line of fire.

The tide's turned.

All morning,
I've been revisiting

every interaction
I've had with Lynette,

and if maybe
she was playing me after all.

Hmm. What brought you
to that conclusion?

I don't know.
She was just so good

at making herself poor Lynette.

The bank was persecuting her.

She was shook
from the mugging, and you know,

I almost forgot I was on
the receiving end

of that punch,
and she was just a bystander.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah,
I've been trying to tell you.

Instead of knowing what
I was doing was its own reward,

Lynette kept putting
her hand out for more,

like, we made her case pro bono.

We paid for a hotel,

and when she hinted hard
for that apartment...

I should've known
something was off.

But instead, I-I volunteered.

Because if Lynette wasn't a good
person, then I was a damn fool.

And you know
how embarrassing that was?

Oh, hey, hey.

Anybody can get played, right?

But I'm glad
you have a big heart.

I should've listened to you
from the beginning.

Honey, listen,
nothing and no one

is gonna change
how I think about you, okay?

You're my wife.

So, Dr. Bauer says, after
the final chemo treatments,

they will repeat breast imaging
to confirm the tumor's size

and move on,

probably to lumpectomy.

I am not eager
to go under the knife,

but if it will excise
this cancer once and for all...

After the surgery,
what's the recovery like?

Will it be radiation
or reconstruction?

We're managing this
one step at a time.

The doctor's been clear
that Mom's relationship

with cancer doesn't end
with treatment.

No, I have to remain vigilant.

But you are winning,
and cancer is losing.

And is it okay for me to just
say how in awe I am of you?

Your whole life has been
a study in courage.

But this?

Why? Because you've never
seen me so scared?

Because I've never
seen you so human.

Maybe that's a mistake
we Duprees have made,

not showing how fallible we are.

My courage wasn't
always accessible.

There were many times

I reached out
and it wasn't there,

but your granddad

was just a touch away.

His courage never wavered.

Thank you for taking
such good care of Mother.

Yes. Thank you.

You don't thank a man for
fulfilling his purpose in life.

Oh, stop. You are the reason
waterproof mascara was invented.

She is right.

But these tears are different,
right? Happy tears.

They don't sting.

And I know Kat shed a few
when you told her.

Well, since you're planning
on seeing her later,

I thought that you could
tell her the good news.

She will be thrilled.

Oh, and Smitty and the kids

might like to hear this
directly from you.

I would love that.

I can surprise them

on our debutante
strategizing call later.

And I am going to call Andre.
Where did I put my phone?

Excuse me.

You should get
in touch with Tracy.

She must be worried
after your earlier conversation.

That was Sharon I spoke to then.

Tracy was having some kind
of wardrobe issue.

Oh, right, right.

Well, I think
you should call them both.

[phone buzzing]

What's the word?

Mom is beating cancer's butt.

She still has a few sessions
of chemo and surgery,

but she is headed
toward remission.

That is the best thing
I've heard.

-Give her a kiss for me.
-I will.

Promising news
from the Anita scans.

Oh, man.

Thank goodness.

There's no one tougher
than Anita Dupree.

Even so, she was struggling
when I saw her last.

Nicole must be
dancing right now.

Well, what happened
in court today

is not a license
to repeat offend.

Yeah, well, see that you don't.

I'm sorry. Where were we?

You were refraining from
"I told you so."

And I was thinking of ways
to make it up to you.

-Oh, yeah?
-[knock on door]
-HAYLEY: Mm-hmm.

Oh, hey, sweetheart.
Uh, Hayley and I just need

-a couple more minutes.
-Okay. I can...

Uh, no. Stay, Naomi.

I need you to hear this, too.

Ooh. What's the big drama?

Kat told you about
the red flag I raised

about Tomas
and our client Lynette,

but it seems she has
some red flags of her own.

Yeah, and you know, I should be
saying this to Tomas.

Hey, no. He just wants
to keep rolling.

Thanks for not throwing it
back in my face.

Hey, you want
to join us for lunch?

No, I don't want to intrude.

Oh, no.
Naomi, you don't mind, do you?

Of course not.

What you said before reminds me:
we need to celebrate.

Oh? What are we celebrating?

Did you seriously think
I'd forgotten?

Okay, you had me going.

How could we not toast

to you getting ChelseaKat
into Fenmore's?

[Kat groans]

Not today with these two.

Can we relocate?

-Uptown?
-Anywhere but here.

-Ladies.
-Pepé Le Pew.

Mama, don't.

Consider it a birthday present
to Kat.

Oh, that's right, you and
Kitkat are mere weeks apart.

Where's her tiara?

-I'm sure that'll happen
at some point.
-Mm.

Oh.

EVA:
Izaiah wanted to surprise me,
so he gave it to me early.

Class act, pre-gift.

Amuse-bouche. Movie trailer.

Reminds me of that cake
I gave you last year

on, uh, Kitkat's birthday.

Great minds, baby. Great minds.

Uh, it's not a pre-gift.
It's an actual gift, Mama.

Yeah, well,
if he wants to stick,

he better give you
a present on your day.

He had it made for me, for us.

Like, these strands,
they're braided together.

They symbolize me and Izaiah,

how we're better together
than we are apart.

Baby, did he steal that
from the, uh, Articulettes?

I mean, it's really sweet
and everything, but, you know,

I've been doing your box braids
since you were just a baby.

All right? So...

um, braids
don't have magic in it.

Now, maybe a diamond does.

That might,
but on a Banneker salary...

Okay, so how did Izaiah go
from marriage material

last week to you dragging?

Well, I had to make
a course correction

after meeting his judgy,
911-dispatching mama.

Okay, so you're rejecting Izaiah

on the basis of
his meddling mama?

You have to know
how hypocritical that sounds

when looking at her is like
you staring in the mirror.

Lookie there.

Naomi Hawthorne slumming it.

Huh?

Yeah.

She'd sooner dangle that little
tiny dancer from her ankle

than sit down and break bread.

Have you figured out
which stamp you're gonna put

on Shanice's passport yet?

Well, I can
hook you up anywhere.

I do know of some
Vegas spots, but...

You best be careful
or you'll end up

rolling up to that chapel
like Dani and me.

Ah. Shanice and I had
to have a little talk

about where we are and aren't.

Hmm. And what brought that on?

Some unfortunate
miscommunication.

I told her how much
I loved how her mind works.

She heard I loved her.

It was hella awkward.

Because it's not true

or because it's too soon to say?

We're still new.

I mean, I told her, as much
as I enjoy and respect her,

I'm not there.

And she was mortified,
and I felt like an absolute ass.

Damn.

But-but, you know,
the road to love

is paved with cringe
and honesty.

Hmm.

Yeah, I may have
told her the truth,

but am I giving her
false expectations?

I mean, if I'm not ready
and Shanice is,

am I wasting her time?

Well, that depends on
if you think you ever will be.

Uncle Ted, what...

or who... is holding you up?

And I think we both know
the answer to that.

And remember to exit
through the kitchen.

Oh, I haven't forgotten
my mission.

I expect nothing less.

Bye, baby.

Mother, I cannot believe
you went to all of that trouble.

Oh, no, your daddy
did most of the heavy lifting.

How's that?

He, uh...

occupied Kat by asking
for podcast recommendations.

She terrified him.
The man couldn't sleep a wink.

Naomi, hit me back.
You'll want to hear the happy.

Hey, Dad.

How are you holding up?

Well, if you're referencing
that slip of the tongue

in there, uh...
no cause for alarm.

Who's alarmed?

If I had a nickel for every time
I called Chelsea Naomi

and Naomi Chelsea while they're
running around my house...

But I do want to make sure
you're still taking care

of yourself while you're
taking care of Mother.

I'm tired.

But it's the kind you feel
when you can let yourself

relax a bit

after the worst of the storm
has passed.

And the fight has been
worth it, Daddy.

Mother's gonna be all right.

From your lips...

-Oh, can I join in?
-Chelsea Bear!

Mom told me the good news.

This is just a congrats
drive-by, if Gran is up for it.

[British accent]:
Oh, the queen is in
wonderful spirits.

I think we can
get you an audience.

[British accent]:
Oh, lovely.

Listen, did you see
your sister earlier?

It's going
straight to voicemail.

[normal voice]:
Oh, dying phone.

But she's heading to lunch.
Try Dad's.

-Oh, okay.
-Mm-hmm.

Well, we're gonna have to, um...

We'll have to take
another look at Hall, too.

-Mm. The grandfather
of all malpractice cases.
-BILL: Mm-hmm.

Mm, plus recent liability cases
against influencers.

FOMO is supposed to be
for people you actually like,

not a table full of people

who would rather
have you dangling, too.

The only thing I'm afraid
of missing is the moment that

little shorty over there
gets hers.

Now, no one gets that close
to that monster of a man

without living to regret it.

Yeah. Look, Hayley, honey,
I promise, we're almost done.

-Oh. I'm fine.
-[phone buzzing]

I love seeing this
father-daughter-lawyer act

-in action.
-BILL: Hmm.

Hey, Dani.

I hear you're with Naomi, right?

What, are you
stalking me, woman?

You wish.

Oh, well, she's right here.
Hold on.

It's your mom.

-Hey, Mom.
-Hi, baby.

I wanted to tell you
that the tumor's shrinking.

Oh!

Mom...

Wait, when can I see Gran?

Oh, gosh. There-there are
people here, so maybe tomorrow.

Okay, let her know to expect me.

All right. Love you.

Love you more.

-Did you hear?
-Yeah, I got the gist.

-Dani?
-Still here.

Tell Anita that I'm glad

that we'll be able to squabble
up for many years to come.

How are you feeling?

Like I can finally see light at
the end of this hellish tunnel.

Oh, baby, I'm so happy for you.

All right.
I'll talk to you soon.

Bye.

Shanice lights me up.

But when we get deeper...

Am I being fair if I'm not ready
to be all the way in?

Dani and I were
right where you are.

She didn't think
it was fair to cross

the relationship Rubicon with me

when parts of her
were still hung up.

And what made you
okay with that?

Well...

there was a moment
when my ego made me walk.

Yeah.

I wanted all of her or nothing.

Oh.

-And what made you come back?
-Eh, I did the math.

The hell do I care if that man
has ten percent of her heart

when I have the other 90?

And what we have
is different from what

Dani had with Bill.

It's-it's real,
and it's, and it's new.

-It's-it's more fun.
-Hmm.

Why would I walk away from that?

Nah, as long as I have Dani,
I can't lose.

-I see you, Andre.
-Mm-hmm.

But unlike Dani,
who's trying to give up

the ghost
of an unworthy spouse...

...I'm trying to let go
of a perfect one.

And a perfect marriage...

...I ruined.

And there's the difference.

You ruined it, Uncle Ted.

And Nicole shut the door to it.

There's no getting around that,
so are...

Are you gonna move on
and find happiness

with someone else?

Or are you gonna spend
the rest of your life

pining for what
you'll never have again?

'Cause I sure as hell
don't want that for you.

And I hope it's not the future
you're choosing for yourself.

Oh. Well, that was
pretty painless, right?

Oh, it was something.

But just because we were able
to hold it together for a meal

doesn't mean
your efforts to bring about

a reproachment between
Naomi and me have succeeded.

I think you mean rapprochement.

It's French.

That's what I get for
reaching above my pay grade.

Hey, we never stop reaching.

And I'll never stop trying to
put you and Naomi back together.

Mm, we'll see.

Yeah, well, I got to get
back to the office.

Did I make you miss
your Pilates class?

Oh, I-I thought
I'd try boxing instead.

I thought it would be
a great idea

right after Sledgehammer.

Oh. Well, I'm sure
you'll enjoy it,

and we can practice sparring
when we get home later.

-Bye.
-Bye.

Rapprochement. I don't need
all those fancy degrees

to take all your money.
Man, you can kiss my ass.

Rapprochement, please.

You want to sign up for his mama

whispering in her boy's ear

about how you're not good enough

till death do you part?

Do you hear yourself
warning me about her?

How many people
in Izaiah's life do you think

have warned him about you
behaving the same way?

She's practically your twin.

Oh, no, I don't share anything
with that heifer, okay?

She is strip mall boutique.
I am couture.

Look at your mama.
Look at me now.

Okay, I'm not talking
about your makeover, Mama.

Your MO.

Ugh. Girl, do you know
I rolled out

the red carpet for your boy?

Opened my checkbook
planning your play wedding.

That I didn't ask for.

Darlene is a mama bear
just like you.

She thinks her child's life
is her territory to rule, too.

Are you ordering me to back off?

Like that could happen.

No matter what,
you and Darlene

are gonna mama,

and me and Izaiah,

we're gonna live in love

without paying
our mothers any mind.

Toodles.

[scoffs]

I already put in our order.

Telepathically?

Weeks ago,
when I first started planning.

Someone order cake?

-No, you didn't.
-CHELSEA: We did.

ALL:
Happy birthday, Kat.

-Perfect.
-Dessert first.

You remembered.

"Why save the best for last
when you can have it first?"

How could I forget
such a sweet tradition?

I thought you didn't know
what today was.

What kind of boyfriend
would that make me?

A gone boyfriend.

Is that the Pont Neuf?

Gran's cake.

She doesn't need to be
overexerting.

There's more than one way
to bake a cake.

-Gran supervised.
-How?

I live there,
and I didn't even get a whiff.

Granddad showed up in your wing
for podcast recommendations.

Our grandparents are sneaky.

This morning,
I literally thought

I'd woken up
in one of those movies

where the girl's entire family
forgot her birthday.

Okay, take back that
grandparent blasphemy.

-MARTIN: Mm-hmm.
-Oh, it wasn't like that.

I was actually proud
of myself for adulting

and understanding that
there are more important things

to worry about than Kat Day.

And yet,
you still call it Kat Day.

All the adulting
can't happen at once.

Like, there's a little piece
of me that misses

Mom and Dad being
disgustingly adorable together

and partying almost harder
than me 'cause

it was their day, too.

Together or apart, you know
they are still doing that.

-I'm gonna go
grab us some plates.
-Okay.

-You invited her?
-No.

Then she followed us here.

I didn't know.

Showing up accidentally
on purpose

to one birthday, maybe,

but two years in a row?

-That's a pattern.
-Okay, well,
you don't believe me?

Well, believe these.
My text chain.

Whatever.

I'm gone. Enjoy.

You know what?

I'm just really glad
that you got positive news

about your grandmother.
I've been praying.

What fresh crazy
are you on about now?

You don't know?

That was going to be
your second surprise.

Gran found out today

that her chemo's
really doing its thing.

What?

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

This is the best
birthday present ever.

Thank you for your prayers.

Again, I didn't mean
to be a spoiler.

Hey, Eva.

Um...

I can't be mad at anyone
right now, not even you.

There's...

plenty of cake
if you want to stay.

Really?

I mean, um, thanks.

So, where are my candles?

I need to make a wish because

anything I wish for
is gonna come true.

-I got 'em right here.
-I'll set up the presents.

"To my darling Nicole.
It's our baby girl's birthday,

"but it's also the day
I thank you

"for bringing her
into the world.

-All my love, Ted."
-Mm.

That man is gonna put
your father to shame.

Aunt Nicole. I'm so glad
about Anita's news.

NICOLE:
Me, too.

Uh, your bride
just went upstairs.

Cool. Um, I'll be right back.

What is this?

Just because
we aren't married anymore

doesn't mean the tradition
can't live on.

You will always be the mother
of our miracle girl.

And no matter what separates us,

I will never stop being grateful

for the gift you gave me
on this day

many years ago.

Ted...

If you can't accept,
I'll understand.

Maybe Dani will like them.

To celebrate Anita's news.

Andre told you?

Did my heart some good.

I can only imagine
what it meant to you.

-Thank you, Ted.
-Mm-hmm.

They're beautiful.

Dani.

Ah, some good news.

Hey, hey.

What happened to our good news?

Best news ever.

But it could've gone
the other way.

-But it didn't.
-But it could've.

I was so scared.

I didn't know how much
until I heard it.

Come here.

Hey, it's gonna be okay.

It's gonna be okay.

Did you reach Sharon?

I dropped the good news
in our group chat,

and she and Tracy
immediately asked

about getting
into the studio with Devon

and laying down the new tracks
with Barbara's vocals.

Oh, those tracks are
gonna be incredible.

-Mm.
-Whenever you're ready.

I know we're focused
on the happy right now, but...

I wasn't sure

I would ever be capable
of singing again.

I wasn't sure I'd be capable
of doing a lot of things.

Well, I knew.

Of course you did.

And here we are.

And we get to celebrate

our granddaughter's
birthday tonight.

Oh, look at those smiles.

Wait.

Is that Eva?

-Mm-hmm.
-[laughs]

ANITA:
And Kat couldn't look happier.

Will wonders never cease?

I like knowing that

a weight has been
partially lifted off

our girls and-and the family.

Look, if you want to go over
and join the festivities,

you don't have to babysit me.

I can curl up right here
with a good book.

Or you could curl up
right next to me,

and we can both
get a good night's rest.

I want to make sure
you're in tip-top shape

for all the Articulette-ing
in your future.

You helped bring me back.

Well, that's what we do.

One of us holds the line
at all times.

And I am done being scared.

We've got this.

Damn right we do.

Oh.

Tomas, I love this.

TOMAS:
And I love you.

It's supposed to represent
grace, beauty, and lasting love.

-Oh, it is beautiful, Tomas.
-Way to step it up.

Are you knocking
last year's gift?

We were new. I didn't want
to scare her off.

I thought it was adorable.

It was a calculator.

I wanted her to know
that I believed

in the business
she was building.

And now, ChelseaKat's here.

It is.

I was thinking of skipping
my birthday inventory

this year because of Gran.

Because her health was
all that mattered.

But now, I have
everything I wanted.

Our purse line, my bestie,

my coz, my brother, my man.

And that damn calculator.

[gasps] Oh, my gosh, you came!

Oh, Tomas said you opted out

because you were each
gonna take me to dinner.

-This is much better.
-I love it.

I knew you'd crash.

Little girl, I have never
missed a Kat Day.

Is it real, Mom?

Baby, sunny days ahead
for all of us.

I'm glad you and Aunt Dani
could make it.

Oh, yeah. It's the perfect way
to cap the Anita news.

Listen, she's demanding
her own personal slush fund,

and you know I am nowhere near
being able to make that happen.

And you are nowhere to be found.
Fix this.

Hey, hey.

You know, when I pound the bag,

I get all relaxed.

Were you so tiny that the bag
just bounced back and hit ya?

You need to work
on your spying skills, okay?

Look, I decided to forgo boxing

and had a drink
in the card room instead.

And yet, it still did not
liven your little aura.

-So sad.
-Oh, my mood is
none of your business.

Oh, but it could've been.

And, girl,
we could've been besties.

I mean, come on,
how many times did I offer?

-What, once? Twice?
-And somehow,

the answer's
always been the same.

Hard pass.

You know, when you were
in your newly-wedded bliss,

I thought maybe
we could help each other.

I mean, we did have
similar interests.

And both of our men were
dazzled by the Duprees.

I mean, they just couldn't
stay away from them heifers.

Okay, listen.
There's no problems

-in my marriage.
-Right.

That's why your man
called her "baby."

And it wasn't even
a bedroom slip.

It was in the throes
of compassion.

Dani Dupree is
where his heart is.

Okay.

Where his heart
will always be, baby.

And inevitably,
when she is ready

to throw over
that little boy-toy snack

and take OG Bill back...

...who you gonna call?

-[Hayley chuckles]
-[Leslie chuckles]

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