Original subtitles

There are wicked demons who wreak havoc upon the human realm...

I will never forget the hero who ventured from the Underworld to fend them off.

His name is...

*Baaamf*...

The skies weren't quite the same that day.

Not like they normally were with those half-baked demons running amok.

I had a very bad feeling about it.

What's wrong? You forget something at home?

It looks weird.

Does my face really look weird?

Well, I suppose it kind of does, but...

Hey! School's about to start!

The Demon Patrol are always late to the scene, so this time I'll warn them in advance.

Huh?

Dear Enma?

Another monster?

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

Good gravy!

What the heck?

The moat's becoming a hot spring!

Did a meteor crash nearby or something?

It burns!

Flame Goblin!

Flame Goblin

Ninth Flame

Warm and Toasty Mr. Goblin

Oh, no! It's the mighty demon whose power over fire exceeds that of 100 million times the energy produced by the sun in a year!

But some Goblins reside in the human world, and not only do they not harm humans, they are worshiped!

...Dr. Demon told me once.

Sure, but why'd he just start attacking?

Who cares what the reason is?

If someone's itching for a fight, I'll be happy to oblige them!

Enma!

Are you the one they call The Blazing Enma?

I sure am!

I don't know why you're here, but I'm no slouch myself when it comes to fire!

Is that so?

Well then, prove to me that those words are true!

Enma Black Arts!

Blaze Burst!

Oh right, the batteries died!

Hey Kappaeru, get me two fresh batteries for this thing, would you?

drip

I'd get shocked if I carried batteries, so I didn't buy any!

Oh, right.

There's Enma!

Hey, Enma! What's that giant monster doing?

Helloooo!

Huh? Is someone sawing logs in their sleep?

Yeah, what is that?

So, do you do nothing but boast about being the Great King Enma's nephew?

What?

I'll show you a real flame master! Take this!

I'm outta here! Oww!

Oh, no!

Ha! As if flame attacks would work on me at all!

You impudent brat!

How's that?

Enma!

Flash freeze!

Owwwwwwwwww!

Are you okay?

I'm so screwed! I can't fight if the Flame Staff doesn't work!

So he's given up already, huh?

You make my nose curl, Demon Patrol!

Yuki!

Oh, no!

Man, that burns!

The barrier! Put up the barrier!

Aye aye, sir!

Background: Jewels

My cojones!

That burns!

What'd I do?

Oh, sorry!

What's going on here?

No one can endure the heat for long!

I'll cut you down to schnozz!

They sure don't go down easy.

Indeed, this is most bothersome!

I think it's going pretty well.

Yeah, just as planned.

I don't know if this was the right way to go about it, though...

Oh, well! Anyway, here's your reward, as promised!

Burn!

Make it stop!

This heat's unbearable!

At this rate I'll be Kappa jerky!

More like, I already am.

Really? I think it feels pretty nice!

Flame Goblin's power is truly terrifying.

It isn't only the subspace that's holding Hell House—even the outside world is feeling the heat!

Hey! Class began a long time ago!

Uh-oh, an earthquake?

He hits it right outta the park, folks!

“The morning star burns brightly in the skies as it soars through space. I am that star.”

Woah, the cards are melting!

Yeouch!

The asphalt!

It's melting!

Bubbly-bubbly boiling water!

Sure is getting warm in here.

I wish they'd remove that seal already.

Yes! That's the only way they can fight back!

I'm gonna be nothin' but a puddle soon.

Oh wait, I already am.

I wish we could reach Great King Enma, but without the Demon TV, it's impossible!

Damn it! If I could just find some batteries!

I can't take it any longer!

Yuki!

Can't you think of anything, Professor?

Quickly, take her to the Ice Chamber!

All right!

Boy, is it hot! When are they gonna remove that darn seal?

How about we take a closer look?

I know where it is, but thanks to the barrier, I can't get in.

That would burn me to a crisp!

The Hell House is gonna go up in flames!

Enma! Yuki!

This is more like it—oh crap, this place is melting too!

Hang in there, Yuki!

I'll help you cool off!

Oh, baby! You're flushed!

This isn't helping at all!

Okay, how about this?

What a lovely pink!

You're pink inside and out!

Or so I'd like to say, but I can't see a thing with this steam!

Go away, steam!

It's hot... I feel something hot!

Quickly, Enma! Take her to the ice bath!

Hurry, her life is at stake!

Aww, man... All right.

The ice bath's melted too?

But it still looks cold enough to me!

That feels wonderful!

Yuki!

Looks like we were just in time!

I thought I was a goner!

Just you watch, Flame Goblin!

What're you doing?

I'm going to ask Frost Goblin for help.

Frost Goblin? You mean—

The guardian deity of the Snow Women, who rules the heavens together with Flame Goblin!

Frost Goblin

If he'd just bring me some batteries, I'd settle for anyone!

Now's not the time to be worrying about that!

Lend us your power, mighty Frost Goblin!

It has been some time, Princess Yukiko.

...Why are you naked?

What?

Darn it!

You're gonna get it later, Enma!

Oh, come on! I did it to save your life!

Shut up, dummy!

Dummy!

Well, you seem to be having fun!

My apologies, Master Frost Goblin!

You see, we're in grave danger!

Your barrier ought to collapse soon!

Freeze, Flame Goblin!

Cold that could freeze your nose off... it must be...

Frost Goblin!

I think I can walk across now.

Oh no, I slipped!

C-C-Cold!

Dammit, Yuki! Why'd you have to call this wacko for help?

Don't call Master Frost Goblin a wacko!

Now it's time for me to return the favor!

Take that!

Have mercy!

No way!

Man, that's cold!

Princess Yukiko, this is hardly the time for that!

Why do you attack the Demon Patrol, Flame Goblin?

Because that brat was acting all high and mighty, saying “I'm the strongest!”

What? He uttered what mustn't be uttered to the mighty Goblins!?

Without a doubt! My nose, I mean ears, do not lie!

He couldn't have! I cannot believe my nose, I mean ears!

If you get in my way, I'll make sure you won't have a nose, I mean ear to doubt!

Why is it getting hot again?

Frost Goblin is losing to Flame Goblin!

Way to go, Flame Goblin!

Now it’s my turn to strip you!

Nooo!

I'm gonna crash!

Leave me outta this, Mr. Goblin!

Dororon Enma!

Baaamf!

That's where we're cutting to commercial!?

Cool your head, you nosy fool!

Silence! Keep your nose out of my business!

This is terrible! The barrier's collapsed!

Oh, god! Let me go!

You're not getting off easy!

Brrr! Have pity!

Not a chance!

Now Frost Goblin's beating Flame Goblin!

No, Flame Goblin's beating Frost Goblin!

Help me, I can't see straight!

This Goblin's duel is wreaking havoc on the city!

Spare me, graceful ice queen!

Umm, about that barrier...

Hot!

Gotcha!

Cold!

I'ce got you now!

Hot!

Hehe.

Cold!

Hot!

Cold!

Hot!

Cold!

Hot!

Cold!

Hot!

Cold!

Hot!

Cold!

Hot!

Cold!

Hot!

Cold!

Hot! Cold!

We'll never solve anything like this, Flame Goblin!

Let's put our noses, I mean differences aside and talk this out!

I've nose intention to bury the hatchet now!

You fool! You're as hard-nosed as ever!

I have no nose, I mean ears for your babble!

My card shattered!

The asphalt!

It's frozen solid!

Kitty-cat and tofu man are frozen stiff!

Aww, it froze!

Aww, it vaporized!

A huge heat wave has...

A bone-chilling cold has...

...reached record highs...

...reached record lows...

Whew!

Brrr!

Hot!

Cold!

Hot, cold, hot, cold!

Kappa House

Huh?

Nope, nothing to see here.

Oh, it's just Kappaeretard.

It's KappaeRU!

Must be nice, huh? Being naked all the time, and nobody yelling at you.

Of all the times to complain about that,

—owww! Hot, hot, hot! Why's it so hot!?

We have to do something, Kappaeretard!

We've got to calm the Goblins down!

The Goblins? But how—

Kappa House

You're useless!

Eww! It's all wet and sticky!

I'm beat!

Lazy bums!

Harumi!

When did you get here?

Are you guys liberating yourselves?

So you've finally awoken to the joys of nudity? I'm so happy for you!

Well, in that case, I'll let you join us!

I don't want you to strip me!

Fine! I don't wanna see your nasty body, anyway!

That reminds me! Don't we have an ace up our sleeve?

Huh?

Well yeah, but I need batteries first.

All we can do is let Master Frost Goblin handle things.

Come on, you guys! Think!

Let's use “that”!

“That”!?

You mean, “that”?

“That”?

“That” is way too kinky!

We need the password to unlock it!

No, “that” is way too dangerous!

“That” is no good!

This isn't good!

“That” is way too stimulating!

You're too young for “that”!

“That” makes my nose bleed?

“That” is for grown-ups only!

Enough! Bring out “that”!

Where the hell did that come from!?

It's because the barrier shattered!

This is what I meant by “that”!

Now, how do we undo the seal...

Let it all hang out!

Oh, what should I do?

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Let it all hang out!

Maybe if I tear that charm off?

Yeah right, like it'd be that simple!

Huh?

What's that?

It can't be!

Hey Harumi, what the hell are you doing!?

What have you done!?

There's another Harumi?

What the!?

Behold the portable disguiser!

It's me, Dororon Enpi!

En

pi

You again!?

You see, she came along at just the right time!

I'm gonna crash!

Leave me outta this, Mr. Goblin!

Ta-da!

Get away!

Transformation complete!

And then I came here and undid the seal!

You bitch! I thought you meant “that”!

Thank goodness! I thought you meant “that”!

Do not open!

I was convinced you meant “that”!

What is “that” anyway?

This is Hell House's self-destruct mechanism!

Back when Incupuss put you all to sleep, I found a map with its location!

No kiddin'!

Really?

That's news to me.

We had a self-destruct switch?

I was going to have you unwittingly unseal the self-destruct mechanism to stop the Goblins on your own,

but I still accomplished my goal, so no biggie!

No, no! You don't understand!

So, you've finally revealed yourself.

Do you know her?

Yes. My ex-wife, who divorced me 200 years ago.

The name's Grandma Chappeau!

Grandma Chappeau

How could this have happened!

There's no doubt about it!

That's...

That's...

Oh, no! You've awoken Mega-ultra-super-giga-evil-zillasaurus!

Mega-ultra-super-giga-evil-zillasaurus!

Huh? Mega what now?

This is just a dream!

What am I saying? It's the end of the world!

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

shigoto de katei de gakkou de

Sleep at work, at home, or at school

pendaijun wa itabasami

It's a dilemma

jirenma youkai mou ikkai

A dilemma everywhere

sekinin zusshiri pecchanko

You'll turn flat with all that responsibilities

douse shindara jigoku yuki

When we die, we'll all go to hell

sorenara utatane tengokusa

Then we'll be able to sleep all day

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

kuruppa munya munya munya gussuri

Sleeping and dreaming like a baby

hitotsu yume mite wasuretakya

Forget about the bad days with just one dream

tengoku sa

Dream about heaven

Curse you, Demon Patrol!

You drove them to this!

They've unleashed the dreaded Mega-ultra-super-giga-evil-zillasaurus!

How come the self-destruct switch summoned Mega-ultra-super-giga-evil-zillasaurus!?

What the hell is this Supercalifragilisticexpialidociousaurus anyway!?

What!? Peter-piper-picked-a-peck-of-pickled-peppersaurus!?

Please do something about I-scream-you-scream-we-all-scream-for-icecreamasausrus.

It's hopeless! Nobody can stop Mega-ultra-super-giga-evil-zillasaurus!

It's the end of the world as we know it!

Lullabye!

Hang on a second! What do you mean it's the end of the world!?

To be continue-dororon!

Baaamf!

Seriously, guys?

Don't you dare say to be continued!

To be continued

Next Episode

Tenth Flame

Won't You Save Us, Mr. Goblin?

*crickle* *crackle*

Fire in the *Baaamf*.