Original subtitles

There are wicked demons who wreak havoc upon the human realm...

I will never forget the hero who ventured from the Underworld to fend them off.

His name is...

*Baaamf*...

Enma!

*Crickle crackle*!

Come, shape the human world in your image.

Lullabye!

You don't have to say anything... I know.

That's right! The Blaze Circlet!

Lullabye!

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

We are the mightiest demons in Hell's wastelands.

We shall plunge the human world into the depths of fear!

With our strength, t'would be most simple.

We have come...

We have come...

It's me, Dororon Enpi!

You've done well in Hell's wastes.

Thanks sooo much for coming!

What is our objective?

To make the human world sexy and fun!

Succeed, and you'll be handsomely rewarded.

Oh, but don't harm the Demon Patrol.

Especially not the Blaze Circlet around Enma's head!

Where'd they go?

Our demon brothers have all been vanquished.

Before we lay waste to the human world, we must first settle the score...

...with the Demon Patrol.

Sucks to be human...

Eighth Flame

Mysterious! The Demon Who Waited Patiently

Today's weather is simply divine!

D-D-Divine p-p-punishment, maybe!

Why's it so cold, dammit!?

Satan bless you!

Big trouble, guys!

This isn't Santy Claus' house, sport.

No, wait! It's me!

It's me, Kappaeru!

Oh, you're still alive?

As I was digging my way out,

I arrived on a snowy peak!

Wow!

Cool!

Are we in Hokkaido?

Hi, guys!

Harumi! What's the deal with all this snow?

That's what I wanna know!

Cymbal Axel!

Protractor ice skates!

When I woke this morning, the school had become a ski resort!

I mean, it's May! In Tokyo!

What the heck!?

This mountain's too dangerous to climb!

I've been cold clocked!

I'm sorry!

Maybe...

Must be

a demon's

doing!

Indeed!

Now what?

Recess!

Watch and learn!

Swan leap!

Yuki, babe! Feelin' the breeze today, huh?

Naughty boy!

There goes the good ol' dumbass patrol...

Triple axel!

What the heck's he doing?

Who did it!?

Someone kicked me in the face!

Somebody?

This is demon's work!

Sure looks like it.

Then get off your butt and do something!

All right, let's rock and—

Nope, too cold.

I don't wanna leave the kotatsu.

Ow! Stop! You're gonna tear it!

This must be a nightmare!

What's happening?

He's in pain!

Something's about to pop out!

Oh, dear!

Fools!

It's an avalanche!

Snow!

Ball!

Come here.

Oh, me too?

But my body's soft and stretchy, so I'll be fine!

Somebody dispel this magic already!

Have mercy, O' Amitabha.

You guys are dead meat!

Avalanche!

Are you okay, Harumi?

You're even colder than the avalanche!

I'm gonna freeze! I'm gonna be frostbitten!

Damn, it's cold! Show yourself, demon scum!

We are demons from the deepest reaches of Hell.

The Fantastic Four!

Your time has come, Demon Patrol!

About time you guys showed up!

It can't be!

Headbutt!

Headbutt

I'm the Crotch-goblin!

Crotch-goblin

And I'm Lil' Avalanche!

Lil' Avalanche

I knew it!

Please let me go.

We are the Four Horsemen of the Waste!

Four Horsemen of the Waste?

Huh? You look like a bunch of wimps!

Silence!

We're the four strongest demons in Hell's wastelands!

Right!

Since only us four live there...

Whatever, but I only see three of you.

Beware, Enma!

Or so I'd normally say, but even Dr. Demon doesn't know these nobodies, so don't worry about it.

All right. I'll just smack them around a bit—

Man, it's cold! I ain't moving an inch!

Gimme like, five minutes, guys!

Okay, then we'll start with these guys!

Oh, no!

Gazongas!

Wait! I'm not part of the Demon Patrol!

Whatever.

Owww! You're gonna tear me in two!

Yuki, dear!

I could use some help here too!

Oh, hey, Harumi. When'd you get here?

You're heartless...

Hmm. Sporting the turd-patterned panties today?

It's ice cream!

Quit staring at them and save me!

Please, no more!

Look, there's already a hole between your legs!

I was born that way!

Here's a nice kick in the ass for ya!

Stop it! I'm freezing!

Enma!

Oww!

That's what you get for being a lazy bum!

Cold, cold, cold!

You can still use it like that?

I'll bury you in snow!

Lil' Avalanche!

Princess Yukiko!?

Since the Blazing Enma's weakness is the cold, we froze the Hell House!

And the whole school with it!

But I'm unaffected by it.

Princess Yukiko, we're almost like family!

I don't want to hurt you!

Then why did you do all this?

Princess Yukiko, for the longest time,

I've been head-over-heels in love with you!

A confession? Whatever.

Save us, O' holy one.

Time for the finishing blow!

Didn't she say something about this guy's head?

Huh?

What the heck is this?

Looks like some kinda fancy head-wear.

I bet it'd look great around my head!

No, it looks much better as an earring!

It's mine!

No, it's mine!

It's mine!

No, it's mine!

It's mine!

Mine!

Mine!

Mine!

It ain't either of yours!

Like hell I'd let you take it!

Besides, I couldn't get it off if I wanted to.

This is my precious...

Actually, I don't really care.

How about you guys do me a favor?

Excuse me, my groin won't go back to normal!

Oh, you're still here?

You're horrible!

You've loved me all this time?

That's right.

I see. But...

Let's not joke about things like that!

I'm not joking! Please marry me!

No way!

Either way, this is the end of the Demon Patrol!

Look!

How's it feel?

Are you going to release it?

Not yet... Almost there...

What about this?

This should make it more pleasurable!

Please, be gentle with me!

Sorry!

We can't rush these things!

Isn't this kind of wrong?

It's... okay!

Back and forth, real smoothly...

Can I have it once he releases it?

Okay, now pull with all your might!

Stop right there!

Don't you dare remove it!

For if you do,

the world will be destroyed!

Say what!?

Yes. Back when Enma was but a child, his unchecked powers turned Hell into a living Hell, according to Dr. Demon.

It already was Hell.

Come to think of it, I remember we got cut off during that last conversation.

'Cause they pulled a “to be continued”.

So basically, this seals my true, full power?

If we removed it, Hell would become Hell on Hell?

Good thing we didn't.

You said it.

What do you think you're doing, guys?

When did I ever tell you to beat up Enma?

But we were just trying not to get trounced ourselves!

Yeah.

Yup, yup.

Hmph! Phooey!

How could you have forgotten something so important?

You're the one who forgot!

Yup.

Dammit!

I get it! So if I take this off, I'll become stronger!

Now I really wanna get it off of me!

I said no!

Don't do it.

Shaddup!

What's your problem?

This is all your fault to begin with!

What?

You probably don't remember, but because of you, father and mother...

Huh? What about dad and mom?

They vanished!

Enma?

Dad, mom...

Dad, mom...

Would something that horrible really happen if you removed it?

Indeed. 'Tis a memory he cannot forget no matter how much he wishes!

So, uh... Now's our chance, right?

He's nothing but trouble if we leave him be!

Let's take 'em out like we planned to.

Enma!

Snap out of it!

Enma Dark Arts!

Flame...

It won't shoot flames!

Seems that way.

Was he traumatized that badly?

I'll take over for him!

Yukiko Black Arts!

Ice Crusher!

How could you, Yuki!?

Didn't even feel it!

My shoulder's a little stiff.

It's so cold and refreshing!

Then try this!

Yukiko Black Arts!

Icicle Plunge!

Why, Yuki? Why?

We love the cold!

After all, we live in the frozen wastelands of Hell!

Your cute little magic tricks don't do a thing!

Now get out of the way, it's dangerous!

Giga Avalalanche!

Giga Avalalanche!

Dad, Mom...

Enma!

Just give up on him!

Victory is ours!

Now we can live happily ever after!

Hey! What's the big idea?

Ever since I first saw that crotch of yours, I've wanted to spread it so bad I just couldn't stand it!

I thought I was a goner...

Death to the Demon Patrol!

I'm human, remember!?

No! Stop following me!

Don't be so cold!

Magnificent!

Ouch! Ow, ow, ow!

I'm gonna tear!

How about a signature headbutt-kick?

If those are your legs,

then your butt is your head?

So what's hidden under the loincloth then?

My third horn, of course!

Horn?

So your legs are the first two, and that's the third horn?

Yup! I'm one of the tri-horned ogres!

Let's take another ice bath together!

A bath!?

Makes you blush, don't it?

Back then, we used to bathe together,

Princess Yukiko

And expose our most secret parts!

And I'd give you the warmth you snow people so desperately need!

...In my fantasies!

But if we bathed together for real, we could lay ourselves bare for each other!

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Gawd!

Behold!

This is my third horn!

As Princess Yukiko gazes upon me...

On my... my...

I'm so embarrassed! So embarrassed!

So embarrassed!

Grrrr! Hmph!

It's adorable!

What!?

I'm so embarrassed!

Adorable...?

I thought you'd call it huge, thick, or wonderful!

Lullabye!

Did I lose my temper again?

This isn't over!

Yeah!

Yup!

Yup!

His burning passion actually melted him...

Words can be a deadly weapon.

I must have hit his weak point.

How educational!

Enma?

You still alive?

Dad, mom...

Looks like he won't be in any mood to take it off any time soon.

You said the world would end if he removed it, right?

That's right.

This sexy and fun world would become one of sadness and shame.

What do you mean, shame?

You see, I remembered something.

What Slipsqueak said the other day was true.

It used to be I who wore the Blaze Circlet.

And because of that... I had to wear clothes!

What...?

If the Blaze Circlet were to be placed on me again,

I'd be forced to wear clothes in shame!

Anything but that!

That's the end of the world to me!

You kiddin' me?

If someone said I had to wear panties, I'd be so sad, the world might cease to be!

Seriously, now.

Good work, my saucy sweethearts!

Why am I lumped together with them!?

Where've you been anyway, Grampa Chappeau?

Well, they do call me the nicest guy in Hell!

Sure they do.

Behold! I, the mightiest demon, have waited patiently like a good boy.

And now it is time for me to make my appearance!

The Hidden Demon has arrived!

Hidden Demon

With the power to surprise my enemies and instill fear, I am unstoppable!

Notice The school will remain closed until the snow melts. —Principal

Huh? Where is everybody?

Hellooo?

Wait! Was I perhaps... never called out?

They never asked for me?

Oh, terribly sorry!

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

shigoto de katei de gakkou de

Sleep at work, at home, or at school

gendaijun wa itabasami

Every man today faces choices tough to make

jirenma youkai mou iikai

Hey dilemma monster, can I be done now?

sekinin zusshiri pecchanko

You'll turn flat with all that responsibilities

douse shindara jigoku yuki

When we die, we'll all go to hell

sorenara utatane tengokusa

Then we'll be able to sleep all day

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

kuuka munyamunya gusupi

Sleeping and dreaming like a baby

hitomazu yume mite wasuretokya

Just dream and forget about the bad days

tengoku sa

That's what heaven's like

Great King Enma, if you know anything, please tell us!

What became of Enma's parents?

Away On Business

Something's fishy. And it ain't me.

He's definitely hiding something!

Enpi's another issue all together, but what if he's the one who's really behind all this?

Huh?

The batteries corroded, so there's no power flowing!

I guess we better replace them then!

Wait, that was the reason he couldn't use the Flame Staff?

Dad, mom...

I remember now!

I made a promise with dad and mom!

If I was a good boy, and kept it on...

They promised to buy me 100 years' worth of Transformers!

So basically,

you behaved yourself

all these years...

They're gone forever! My 100-year supply of Transformers!

Daddy! Mommy! I want them!

THAT'S WHY!?