Original subtitles

There are wicked demons who wreak havoc upon the human realm...

I will never forget the hero who ventured from the Underworld to fend them off.

His name is...

*Baaamf*...

Enma!

Crickle, crackle. Crackle? What?!

This is Charmine Korobuta.

And this it the two o'clock news.

A bizarre slip 'n fall effect has taken Japan by storm.

Soccer, baseball, pro wrestling, football, sumo, war zones, lions, giraffes, penguins, chimpanzees, pandas,

snakes, birds, honeybees, pillbugs, earthworms and cockroaches, moles, water gliders, and even vehicles.

Literally anything and everything is falling over!

Panic has gripped our fair town!

You gotta be kiddin' me!

What? Again?

Have a

nice

day!

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

Seventh Flame

Let's Crawl Our

Way There

Aww, man...

This way to their General's camp!

Onward to the summit!

Is Paris burning?

Spin on!

If I stand up, I'll just fall over again,

so this is the only way to get around.

Why'd this have to happen during our field trip?

This isn't any fun at all.

Oopsie-daisy!

To lose weight, they told me no more than 300 yen worth of snacks—but banana's don't count!

I know I finally worked off all that weight, but I'm running on empty here!

Down the hatch!

My banana!

Wait up! Oww!

There's a demon behind this, I just know it!

Well, well, they sure are using some serious demon energy this time!

We can't let our guard down either!

Do you think this demon's working with Enpi too?

Don't be ridiculous.

Well, in that case...

Oof!

What a pain, right guys?

Causing all this trouble, without even asking me first!

Yeah, isn't it terrible?

Where are ya, you damn, dirty, demon!?

Come out and fight like a man!

Yeah! Front and center, in your true form!

Enma!

Look, it's Harumi!

How ya doin'?

Happiness doesn't just waltz right up to you!

So let's crawl our way to it!

That looks like fun!

Fun, my butt! How can you laugh at someone in trouble?

You're always late to show up, Demon Patrol!

Why's the Disrobed Deviant with you!?

Huh?

When'd you get here?

Oh, come on!

It's me, Dororon Enpi!

En

pi

You wench! You're working with another demon!?

I just told you I have no idea who's behind this!

Buh-bye!

Oh, no you don't!

Yowch!

Giraffable!

Ouch! What was that for?

Ow!

Why me?

Spill it! What's your angle?

To create a sexy and fun world, what else?

Oops, it slipped out.

Rrrowr!

I've got my mojo back, baby!

So long, folks!

Hey, no licking!

wiggle wiggle

No wiggling either!

What's happening? All the animals, and even Grampa Chappeau have abandoned their morality!

Y-Yuki?

I've got chills!

Getting horn—I mean frisky in the middle of the day, Yuki?

Don't stop now!

I think she's feeling funny 'cause she inhaled that gas!

Enpi!

Even Yuki's switched teams?

Kap-pain!

I slipped!

Ow!

Slip!

Ow!

Where did the Demon Patrol go?

Oww-eek!

Gimme a break...

...huh?

What was I doing just now?

A polar bear?

Eek!

Yuki!

I wanna go home!

Yuki!

You bastard!

Get

away

from her!

I can barely crawl because of these...

What're you doing!?

Don't get that close to it!

But...

Wow!

What a

nice view!

G-Get away from me, brats!

Go on, stay back!

But

it's

so

beautiful!

Dear god, no!

You wanna become a rug!?

I feel something coming!

What're you doing?

My, my, how naughty!

Au naturale today, huh Yuki?

How did you know that? You can't even see from there!

You never wear panties, since they'd hide your curves!

Don't just make stuff up like that!

Okay then, I'll see for myself!

Enma, you letch!

I'm kinda about to be bear food here!

Oh yeah, when did you return to normal?

That gas wore off ages ago!

I see London, I see France!

Don't stare, it's embarrassing!

That's exactly why I'm looking!

So if I weren't embarrassed, you'd stop?

Then I could take my time and get a real good look!

No way! It's humiliating, so no!

Your reaction only makes me wanna look more!

But being stared at is mortifying!

Actually, crawling like this feels kinda silly!

You should feel embarrassed!

It's the masked deviant!

I'm not embarrassed one bit!

Besides, wearing clothes like that is way more embarrassing.

You're the embarrassment here!

Put some damn clothes on, you shameless ditz!

Make me!

Dressing like that and not feeling embarrassed is way more embarrassing!

I'm not the least bit embarrassed!

She's beautiful...

I don't wanna peep at someone who's not embarrassed!

Get lost already!

Hmph!

There!

T-Tthe hell are you doing!?

You're only embarrassed 'cause you're wearing clothes!

Hurry up and take them off!

Fuck off!

Take them off!

No!

Strip!

Forget it!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

No!

Strip!

Stop right there!

Enough of the sibling bickering!

Huh?

You two used to get along so well.

Enough of the brother-sister bickering!

He's standing up, but he's not falling over?

And what does he mean by sibling bickering?

Who's arguing with who?

Enma and Enpi, duh.

Whaaat!? No way!

Banana!

Good aftern—ow!

This is Korotatro Tawara.

The slip 'n fall effect has spread throughout the world.

Vehicles have been rendered immobile, therefore producing no harmful emissions, and people are crawling their way to a happier, more peaceful world.

Enma and the Disrobed Deviant are siblings!?

Correct! You see, Enpi—

That's right. I'm Enma's big sister.

I'm sorry that my brother's such an embarrassment.

You're the problem child here!

I refuse to accept that we're related!

Hmph. You were naked whenever you had your diaper changed, or whenever you took a bath, you know.

Enma Dress-up Kit

Cape and Staff sold separately

But eventually you got used to wearing clothes.

Well, of course! That's normal.

It's embarrassing to be naked all the time!

You're only embarrassed because you hide it!

If you're stark naked from the beginning, you wouldn't feel embarrassed at all!

Know what I mean, Yuki?

Princess Yukiko Dress-up Kit

You've never worn panties, so you're not embarrassed, right?

Do you really think so?

Of course!

Hang on a second!

What, you don't wanna see her naked?

Sure, but I don't want everyone else to see too!

Let's show all our viewers at home!

Stop, stop, stop!

What's wrong with keeping this to myself?

“To yourself”?

Ah!

There's nothing wrong with that!

Jerk! Meanie! Bad boy!

Yes there is.

I couldn't care less about other girls,

but Yuki's special!

What?

Special?

That's right.

And people staring at my naked sister is embarrassing too!

You're so petty.

If you love everybody, there's no reason to be embarrassed!

See? Look at me, everyone!

Being seen by everyone is pure ecstasy!

By everyone, you mean Lassie, Benji, and Flipper?

You see, the two of them—

I see now!

The reason why Enma clung to her when Bumblebald turned him back into a baby,

was because she's his sister!

Right! You see, Enma and Enpi—

Despite what you say, you really do love me!

Shut up! No sister of mine would run around naked!

I just wanna make this world sexy and fun!

Yup. Enpi just—

Panties keep my body too warm.

Exactly! See, naked is best!

Winter's cool enough for panties, I'd say.

Now, now, as long as it's not Yuki or Enpi, going commando's fine!

Stop just assuming I don't wear panties!

Stop ignoring me!

The hell are you?

Yeah.

Who's this guy?

Have long have you been here?

Huh? Oh, right.

I forgot I was still in human form.

The hell are you?

Yeah.

Who's this guy?

You're still here?

It's me, Slipsqueak!

Your old pal, Slipsqueak!

Slipsqueak

Now I remember!

You can make anyone or anything slip and fall, right?

Now that you mention it, I might've known a guy like that.

Oh!

Who are you, again?

Shock!

Shock!

Shock!

You're heartless! How could you forget about me?

Just fooling!

I know you're just pulling my leg!

You're just being shy, silly!

What?

I've come for you, Enpi!

Huh?

Come for her?

Right!

Enma, Princess Yukiko, and I played together all the time back then.

Did we?

I think so.

Meanwhile, me and Enpi fell in love at first sight!

We even swore we'd get married!

What!? Is that true!?

Of course not!

Aww, there she goes again!

You don't have to hide it anymore!

You're my betrothed. So I've come for you!

So we can hold our wedding in Hell!

I don't really get it, but whatever!

Just take her somewhere far away!

But first!

Huh?

I'll be taking your Blaze Circlet, Enma!

What'cha mean, my Blaze Circlet?

That thing right there.

What the heck? Did I always have that?

No use playing dumb!

Look up and run like hell!

Trip

Look down and kiss the ground!

Look up and give you a swift kick in the—

Slip

Look up and see your dumbass eat pavement!

Got it!

This will be her wedding ring!

The proof of the love we share!

Three month's salary!

I can't get it off, Enma...

Do whatever you like to me, Slip...

Oh, Enma!

Slip!

Bootless bitch-kick!

Hmm? Oh yeah, I forgot I could fly!

How could you forget!?

The tables have turned!

Eat this!

You'll never beat me!

Slippery Sigil! Wax torrent!

Missed me!

You need more than wax to make me—

slip

Trip

—trip!

Mr. Monkey's Train Ride

Ecstasy!

C R A C K

Something split that wasn't meant to!

Victory is mine.

The Blaze Circlet is mine!

Even if I have to crack your skull open!

Enma!

Don't do it!

Bootless bitch-kick!

Beautiful!

You can't remove the Blaze Circlet.

You came rushing to his side, just like I planned.

You've got a nosebleed, you know.

The reason Enpi became an exhibitionist,

is because the Blaze Circlet is stuck on Enma's head!

Is that true?

Good question.

Enpi used to wear that circlet!

Enpi used to be so beautiful, gentle, and caring.

She even wore clothes!

But suddenly, one day it found itself on Enma's head!

And Enpi's been a flasher ever since!

I'm leaving to make this world sexy and fun!

The wandering masked streaker bids you adieu!

Enpi!

Damn it! I'll tear you a new one!

I’ll thrash you and gouge your eyes out!

I never knew...

Being the wandering masked streaker's harder than running a 24 hour marathon!

That's what you comment on?

Enpi Dress-up Kit

Try on the wedding dress I got for you!

No way!

Okay, how's this?

Nope!

This?

No!

Or this?

No!

Or this?

No, no, no!

Lullabye!

I'm embarrassed to show my face!

So you'll cover your head, but not your butt?

See? If you don't give back the Blaze Circlet, I can't give Enpi a proper wedding!

How come I have to marry you in the first place?

Oh, you're such a shy girl, my honey.

I don't really care, but I can't take it off no matter how much I want to.

Then I'll just take your head off with it!

I said no!

What's your problem? What'll happen if it comes off?

I don't remember.

I just know something terrible would happen.

Like what?

In that case, I have no choice!

slip

Yuki!

No!

Hurry and hand over the circlet before her kimono comes off in front of everyone!

Don't you dare!

Don't you dare stop!

Hey!

slip

Gotcha! Just like I planned!

Liar.

En garde!

Scram!

Stop!

I've had it with you!

Wearing clothes is embarrassing enough, but what's with that hideous coat?

What?

Take it off!

High!

Heels!

Secret Boots

I didn't want anybody to see them...

Height complex?

The ladies can't control themselves when the see my legs!

You're a narcissist!

You're the only one I wanna go bare for!

Don't wanna see it.

Your eyes tell a different story.

No, they don't.

It's written all over your face!

No, it's not.

Okay Enma, you and me!

Don't try to stop us, Enpi.

Don't even think about it.

Don't need to tell me twice.

Give it a rest.

Fire!

Wax torrent!

Wham!

Take that!

Bastard!

I give!

Just a dream!

Roll call!

One!

Two!

Three!

Four!

Faster!

Okay, you win!

In the name of the Great King Enma, I sentence you to...

...burn in Hell!

Or so I was thinking, but since we're pals, I'll let it slide.

Enma...

Just give up on the head-warmer or whatever, and go back to Hell.

And take her with you!

Enma!

Slip!

Slip by me!

Oops! Oh well!

Friendship is such a fickle thing.

A banana's more than just a snack.

Hmph! Fine!

I don't know what just happened, but I'll spare you this time!

Hmm... Need a clever exit line...

And stay out!

*Baamf!*

Enma's Blaze Circlet... Even I don't know its secrets.

Dr. Demon said to me once.

All I know for sure is...

H-Hey, stop that!

Don't stroke that!

Oh, dear...

For no man is an island...

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

shigoto de katei de gakkou de

Sleep at work, at home, or at school

gendaijun wa itabasami

Every man today faces choices tough to make

jirenma youkai mou iikai

Hey dilemma monster, can I be done now?

sekinin zusshiri pecchanko

You'll turn flat with all that responsibilities

douse shindara jigoku yuki

When we die, we'll all go to hell

sorenara utatane tengokusa

Then we'll be able to sleep all day

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

kuuka munyamunya gusupi

Sleeping and dreaming like a baby

hitomazu yume mite wasuretokya

Just dream and forget about the bad days

tengoku sa

That's what heaven's like

Excellent work, Demon Patrol.

Thank you!

So... What business do you have with me?

W-Well, I have a question, sir.

Hmm?

What exactly is this Blaze Circlet?

Oh! Actually, that's...

To be continued

Don't drag it out!