Original subtitles

There are wicked demons who wreak havoc upon the human realm...

I will never forget the hero who ventured from the Underworld to fend them off.

His name is...

*Baaamf*...

Enma!

*Crickle crackle*!

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

Party Day

Today our class had Party Day.

The one day where we can bring snacks to school and eat them in class.

But I never saw it coming...

Good morning!

Goro Goro

We have a new student joining us.

The name's Goro Goro!

Pleased to meet ya!

Do I smell Ramune?

Ah, the bittersweet memories,

those cruel pangs of love!

Love is lovely!

Love is beautiful!

Love and peace!

EEEWWWW!

Over my dead body!

Oh, brilliant youth!

I'm okay!

Oops.

What?

Huh?

What's going on?

What happened to me!?

What a view!

N-No, don't stare at me!

I've become a blimp!

Gym class is next period, so it's a good thing I'm already wearing my swimsuit!

How is this good!?

My goodness, what a surprise!

Roly-poly!

Sixth Flame

Roly-poly

Shock!

What!?

She was working with Bumblebald?

You were turned into a baby, so you probably don't remember.

She was most likely behind Incupuss and Hecatonchire too.

Damn it!

So the ringleader of all these demons has to be her!

Bad news! Big trouble!

Kappaeru?

What the hell happened to you?

Looks like someone hit the buffet pretty hard.

I did not!

A demon!

There's a demon!

He's behind this roly-poly epidemic!

Are you okay, Harumi?

Huh?

This is just a dream!

Haw!

Poof! Boom! Pow!

Not me too!

I've got no idea what's happening, but I'm starved!

I can't take it anymore!

We need more!

Lunch time!

More!

I don't care about the stupid card!

Must be some new fad.

Kap-pa!

And that's when I found you guys.

So let me get this straight.

If you touch us, we'll blow up like that?

All roly-poly?

You got it!

Huh?

Poke!

Hmm? What're you gonna do with that?

I feel kinda funny.

Apollo 13!

Bon voyage, friend!

Co

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This is Charmine Korobuta with your afternoon news.

The Roly-poly craze has swept across Japan, sending people into panic.

Everyone here's a roly-poly too!

This is pretty funny!

I fear this might be the doing of the demon Balloon Boy!

Demon "Balloon Boy"

I hope we don't get hit ourselves!

It gives me the chills!

We have to do something, and fast!

Hey, isn't that...

Harumi?

I can't dance!

That new kid seems fishy!

Kappaeru told us the same thing earlier.

That's just awful how he turned everyone into blobs!

This does indeed seem like Balloon Boy's work.

If you've already figured out who did it, go get them!

Quit whining! And don't come near me!

I can't exactly help it!

Take a hike!

I can't stop!

Right in the nose!

Somebody help me!

Sorry, Harumi.

What's this Balloon Boy trying to do, anyway?

He despises fit, healthy people.

So he tries to hug them and turn 'em into roly-polies.

...Dr. Demon told me once.

We'd better find him soon, or else...

Sure, but how?

We have to use someone fit as a decoy.

A fit person?

Harumi... Nah, she's no good like that.

And Kappaeru... won't work either.

If I do it, I can't fight back.

I am in shape, but I'm a hat.

Okay Yuki, it's all you baby!

Forget it! What if I become like that too!?

Fear not, I shall protect you!

For you see, I love your gorgeous body more than anyone else's in Hell!

Oh, Enma! Flattery or no, I'm so touched!

Whatever! Just hurry up and do something!

Keep it down, porky!

Here he comes! That's the new kid!

Hook, line, and sinker!

Excuse me, Miss, what are you doing?

What's it look like?

Exercising? What for?

To stay fit. Gotta maintain these healthy proportions.

Healthy proportions...

That's right. Maybe I'll do some pull ups next.

To keep these proportions.

Proportions...

Pro... Pro... PRO...

I'm proposing to you!

What was that, piggy!?

I won't let you lay your sausage fingers on Yuki!

Oww, my butt's stuck!

I'll end this right now!

In the name of the Great King Enma...

My butt's stuck!

You again!

It's me, Dororon Enpi!

En

pi

Good heavens!

It's the near-naked flasher!

Balloon Boy!

Demon Balloon Boy

So you've finally revealed yourself!

Enma, we should get out of here!

But I'm stuck!

Enma, watch out!

Everybody's happy now!

Love and peace!

Well friends, see you in the next life!

Me too!

Oh, boy...

Gracious me!

What are you doing, Enpi?

How come you're helping the bad demons!

But I'm not a bad demon!

Roly-poly!

Right! We're making this world sexy and fun!

A sexy and fun world?

Does Yuki know the flasher lady?

Speaking of which, Yuki, you actually wore panties today?

I'm pantyless under my bloomers.

Wait, how'd you know I don't wear panties!?

We're childhood friends! Of course I'd know.

Really, bloomers? How embarrassing!

You're not one to talk.

Childhood friends!?

Let's all be round 'n happy!

Round 'n happy!

Stop! Don't you dare touch me!

I don't wanna be huge!

Oopsie!

I thought you promised to protect me!

You liar!

Wow!

Looks like they're having fun!

Yuki blew up too?

I-I'm sorry, Yuki!

Yuki!

Why won't you let go, Harumi!

I can't fly like this!

Don't ask me!

I think we're stuck somehow!

What?

That's the Blaze Circlet...

I'm not sure if this is for the best,

but it's for a more sexy, fun world!

Dororon Enma.

Roly-poly.

What'd you do, dumbass?

Co

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This is Korotaro Tawara with the evening news.

The Roly-poly phenomena has spread across the world to New York, Paris, London and even Moscow.

It won't stop!

Somebody stop me!

Evening snacks!

Quit stuffing your face and get off me!

That hurts!

I'm not eating cause I like it you know!

I can't fly well 'cause of you!

Princess Yukiko, the brakes!

Conjure a blizzard and make them throw the brakes!

That's it!

Not at us!

I knew this wouldn't help!

Yuki!

Tower of the Sun!

Yuki!

Akashiyaki!

Insai!

Yuki!

Cotton candy!

Apollo to Earth. Apollo to Earth.

Princess Yukiko is currently heading towards the mainland,

with Enma and Harumi following behind.

Pandas!?

Yuki!

Rice dumplings!

Shit! I can't catch up to her!

Look out!

Yuki!

Give me chocolate!

Jesus!

Oh, my God!

Namaste!

Yuki!

Coriander!

My body feels kind of warm...

This isn't good, Enma!

Huh?

We're steadily proceeding into warmer climates!

At this rate, Princess Yukiko's life is in danger!

Enma and company are now circling the globe, from continent to continent.

Mister Summer Time!

Yuki!

Mangos!

I feel like I'm going to melt...

Freeze, Yuki! Freeze yourself!

Okay, I'll try...

Mangos!

Yukiko Black Arts!

Icy Crystal...

Hey, watch it!

Oh, no!

Whoosh

I still can't stop!

All right! She changed direction!

Yuki!

Shish-kebabs!

Princess Yukiko now proceeding North-Northwest.

Enma and company are still in pursuit.

Snowmen!

Yuki!

Shaved ice!

Nice and cool!

I guess we're safe for now!

The hell we are!

If we don't stop soon, we'll become snowmen!

What's that?

It's a hot spring!

Just in the nick of time!

I love, you love, bath time!

No! I don't like hot springs!

I, mine, me!

You, yours, you!

She, hers, her!

Fire!

Smoke!

We're all gonna die! It's an eruption!

Help!

Yuki!

I can't stop!

Shit! I can't catch her!

Oh no! If Princess Yukiko doesn't stop soon, she'll fly right into the lava!

If that happens, she's done for!

I won't let that happen!

What're you doing, Enma!? You jerk!

Huh? We aren't stopping?

I think we're being pulled instead!

That's impossible!

Take that! And that!

Keep thrusting till it works!

Quit it!

Guess it won't after all.

How cruel...

You guys are beyond useless.

Somebody stop me!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Ouch, ouch, ouch, ouch!

Ouch, ouch, ouch!

Now this is nice and coo—

It's hotter! Much hotter!

Last chance!

Go!

Soft and plump!

Eek! Enma, you pervert!

I'm getting dizzy!

Enma, we've got to stop tumbling!

I know!

Hang on, Yuki! I'll stop you!

Here goes!

You can do it!

It's hopeless! We can't stop!

Is it because we're sliding on the snow?

That's not it! We're too heavy!

Is it because I'm stuck to you?

Come on, Enma! I can't even count on you to save me!

Besides, this whole thing was your fault to begin with!

Stupid, stupid, stupid! You retard!

Retard?

Yeah! You're stupid! A klutz! Useless!

You're right. I am a useless klutz!

But you're the biggest idiot in the universe!

Huh?

I'm nothing but a hot-headed idiot.

But that's precisely why I need your cool, gentle breeze!

Yuki and I, we're...

We're like the sun and northen winds!

What does that even mean?

Aren’t the solar winds way stronger than the northern winds?

Oh, Enma!

Huh!?

Nobody loves you more than I do!

The bond we share...

...Is eternal!

Unbreakable!

Absolute!

So trust in me, Yuki!

Trust me with your life!

Enma...

Okay, I belive in you!

Thanks, Yuki.

I'm sooo sorry to be the third wheel here...

H-Hey! Up ahead!

Guess we didn't make it.

Yup. We're screwed.

Never mind! I won't trust you anymore!

Ride the volcano!

It appears Enma and company have been shot through the stratosphere.

Co

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Though the roly-poly phenomena's panic originally threw the world into panic,

fighting has ceased in formerly volatile regions.

Co

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Violent sporting events have become completely harmless.

People's hearts and bodies have become roly-poly, and the world is abound with love and peace.

Look a-ROUND you!

This is the world I dreamed of!

It's a little different than what I had in mind, though.

I am truly happy.

Thank you from the bottom of my heart!

H-Hey! Look what you've done!

Turn me back to normal this instant!

There he is!

Return me to normal, dammit!

Not gonna happen!

Love and peace!

Everyone together in roly-poly harmony!

Come back here!

Today the seagull soars!

Atmosphere cleared. Atmoshphere has been cleared.

I can't breathe!

I'm human, guys! Remember?

“The earth was blue.”

“The moon was yellow.”

The demon strides along the moon's surface!

But wait! Here comes Enma and Princess Yukiko!

Why hello, friend!

Fine weather, isn't it?

Let's play!

Yay! This is fun! I'm so happy!

Play with me too!

Fall in love, and you'll get burned!

Red liiiiight... green light!

Pain, pain, go away!

Whoosh.

You can't catch me!

Enpi misses. Enma's way off.

Oh, there goes grampa.

Everybody comes up empty!

The moon's gravity is 1/6 that of Earth's!

They look like they're having lots of fun, but don't try this at home, boys and girls!

H-Help me...

It's 1/6 the gravity, so our toys have to be twice,

three times, four times, five times, six times as big!

Over here, Mr. Demon, follow my voice!

In the name of the Great King Enma, tremble in fear!

Fatty, fatty, fly away!

You lose!

Kaboom.

Since there's no air in space, sound can't travel.

So I, Kappaeru, have provided narration, with Ms. Harumi as commentator.

The cosmos were dark.

Rolling Blaze!

Lullabye!

Oh dear, I got carried away again!

You bitch...

W-What's your problem?

Wear some goddamn clothes!

Huh?

Make me! Bleh!

Why? Why her?

Why? Why her?

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

shigoto de katei de gakkou de

Sleep at work, at home, or at school

pendaijun wa itabasami

It's a dilemma

jirenma youkai mou ikkai

A dilemma everywhere

sekinin zusshiri pecchanko

You'll turn flat with all that responsibilities

douse shindara jigoku yuki

When we die, we'll all go to hell

sorenara utatane tengokusa

Then we'll be able to sleep all day

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

kuruppa munya munya munya gussuri

Sleeping and dreaming like a baby

hitotsu yume mite wasuretakya

Forget about the bad days with just one dream

tengoku sa

Dream about heaven

I'm Korotaro Tawara.

And I'm Charmine Korobuta.

The Roly-poly phenomena which gripped the world has come to an end.

For better or worse, the world is back to normal.

Everybody returned to normal,

but why am I still huge?

That's a no-brainer!

Because you ate so much!

Just keep working off those pounds!

“I am a seagull.”

“I am a seagull.”