Original subtitles

There are wicked demons who wreak havoc upon the human realm...

I will never forget the hero who ventured from the Underworld to fend them off.

His name is...

Baaamf... Enma!

Crickle crackle!

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

Mr. Tobacchiri's class was really boring today.

But just when I started to wonder if lunch break would ever come...

Meanwhile, French philosophers were of the opinion that...

A bee!

What's going on?

Get away from me!

Settle down, dammit!

Oh, no! Bees!

Hey, are you guys okay?

See no evil!

Hear no evil!

Speak no evil!

Speak no evil!

The three wise monkeys!

They're not as good at climbing, though...

Fifth Flame

An All-girls Competition in the Beehive! ...With Grampa Shappo?

Enma! Big trouble!

The boys are acting out Planet of the Apes!

Yuki! Kappaeru!

Is anyone home?

Huh?

Nobody's home

Jeez, where's the Demon Patrol run off to?

Hey, it's the flasher from the other day!

All those pollutants and exhaust fumes have made this place practically uninhabitable, huh?

You said it, sister!

A talking beehive?

Really, what a pain!

And who else is to blame, but...

Those damned humans!

Oh, no! Another demon!

Despicable humans! The first thing I, Bumblebald the Gentleman, will do is

study, study, study! I'll catch all the brats and their teachers while they're in class—

...And siphon their brains out!

And turn them all into blubbering idiots!

So he's the one behind this!

Nothing less from a gentleman!

Now, for the main event!

I'll siphon the brains out of parliament!

A puppet demon cabinet! How underhanded!

But do watch out for the Demon Patrol.

Huh?

If they get involved, your plan will go up in smoke!

Yeah, good point.

Let's make this a fun, sexy world! And no getting caught now!

Uh-oh...

Kappaeru's in perfect form, folks!

And then, he leaps gracefully into the sky!

Row, row, row! Nothing manlier than the open sea!

But this is a pond.

Watch where you're going, Captain Stupid!

Yuki, you're so sexy when you're wet.

I'm sick and tired of that dirty mind of yours!

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Yuki! Enma!

We've got trouble!

They were all like, “buzz, buzz”!

And then, “sucky, sucky!”

And everybody's going “oooh-ahh-ahh! AHH!”

I understand completely!

So everybody's going, “sucky, sucky, goosh, goosh, ahh!” right?

No!

A beehive! There's a beehive demon on the loose!

Did someone call for me? Da-da-da-daaa!

Huh?

See!? That's him!

Good evening, my meddling Demon Patrolmen!

I'll make beehives out of you!

You bastard! Now you've done it!

Enma Dark Arts! Hell March!

Ha! Nothing but ordinary bugs!

Just what I'd expect from the Blazing Enma.

In that case, try these!

Buzz-buzz curve balls!

Now we're talking!

Take this!

You!

Son of a bitch!

Not bad! Now, how about this?

Buzz-buzz bombers, attack!

Olé!

Olé!

Olé!

Can I get a little help here?

He did it!

Yuki?

What's wrong?

There's a bee inside my kimono!

There is?

Just hold still, I'll get it for you!

Stop right there!

You just wanna take advantage of me and feel me up again!

You guessed it!

Hey!

Stop it!

Leave me alone!

Don't touch that!

Hey, that tickles!

Way to go, li'l bee!

Devotion

Yeah, baby!

She's pretty, but this is just wrong!

Enma!

I can't take it anymore!

Please, get it off me!

You didn't even have to ask!

There.

I'll help!

Nobody asked you to!

Why do I get thrashed too?

Hmm, how about here?

Not there!

Maybe here?

I said not there!

You're doing this on purpose, aren't you?

You love it!

It's Eroma all over again.

Okay, Enma. The bee flew away.

That's impossible.

I have a feeling he's still in there!

Open it up! Take off your sash!

Cut it out!

This is so depraved!

Good as new.

Don't mind me, I'm just looking!

I can't bee-lieve they're ignoring me!

Guess I should've expected them to have a bug's attention span.

Fine! Prepare to be brain-drained!

Eek! What're you looking at?

Whaaat!?

Their brains were sucked out!

Huh?

They've joined the monkey army!

Enma's...

Regressed into infancy?

Ribbit, ribbit.

And Kappaeru...

Reverted to a tadpole?

This is terrible!

Grampa Chappeau!

Where'd you come from?

Like taking candy from a baby!

Turn them back right this instant!

Yuki, we have to get out of here!

Or else we'll be drained too!

Don't you worry. I won't suck your brains out, ladies.

What?

I'm a gentleman. It's my policy not to harm a lady.

Does that mean I'm fair game?

Grampa Chappeau's in big trouble!

I'd never hurt a hat either.

A hat is vital to a gentleman's look, you see.

Even though I can't exactly wear you on myself.

Besides, I've no idea where a hat's brain is anyhow.

Grandpa Chappeau's Inner Workings

Empty

Mushrooms

Body

Parasites

Self-Destruct Mechanism

Dentures

Hovercraft

Ta-daa!

I've got no brains to suck out at all!

So basically, you're brainless?

Enma...

Milkie! Milkie!

But I don't have any milk!

Stop!

In any case, the Demon Patrol is done for!

So instead of Dororon Enma *Baaamf*,

we'll begin our new program after these messages!

Don't touch that dial!

Buzz Buzz Bumblebald! Whoosh!

Presenting Bumblebald's Miso Honey, right from the hive!

Available by mail-order

Call Now

Don't delay! Pick up that phone and call!

And then he just flew off somewhere.

We can't continue the show unless we can get Enma's brain back!

But how?

Goo goo!

I'll do it!

Despite my delicate looks, I was hand picked for the Demon Patrol by the Great King Enma!

On the Snow Women's honor, I can handle a demon or two!

E-Enma, what do you think you're doing!

Bad boy! You can't do that!

I said no!

What is this, a porno?

Wahh!

Let me help, Yuki!

Thank you, Harumi.

All right, then...

Freeze! Princess Yukiko! Brrr!

Brrr!

Naughty little Enma, naughty little Enma...

Is a half-baked plan like this really gonna work?

Wee-wee!

Wee-wee!

You have to pee?

J-Just hold on a second! Eww!

I can't believe I have to do this!

Doody! Doody!

What!? Anything but that!

Honk, honk!

Eek!

Over there?

No, there!

Strong enough to hold 100 people!

Is that where Bumblebald's hiding?

Milkie! Milkie!

There's no way I'd have any!

Hush!

Be quiet!

Keep it down, will ya! I'm tryin' to sleep!

There he is!

Princess Yukiko has arrived!

What the!?

At last!

His mind may be that of a child's, but his demon sensors still work!

Which, as you can see, led us right to your hideout!

It sure did!

Bumblebald, I'll be taking back everyone's brains!

Oh yeah?

Take this! Flame staff!

Umm...

Nothing's happening.

Huh?

Well, of course! Only Enma can produce flames from this staff.

Oh, good. I don't like the heat anyway!

Say what?

All right, Harumi! Good luck!

Uh-oh! Harumi! Stop that!

What do you expect me to do?

Umm, oh boy...

Bippity Boppity Boo!

Are you serious?

Wait. An ordinary girl like me can't do anything.

Indeed.

You ladies amuse me so.

No more playing around!

Yukiko Black Arts! Ice Crusher!

Bumble Barrier!

Why, Yuki? Why?

Mere child's play!

All right then!

Yukiko Black Arts!

Icicle Rain!

Bumble Bullets!

Oh, come on, Yuki!

Is that all you've got?

Umm...

You dare challenge me with such pathetic magic? Don't make me laugh!

Yup, we're doomed.

Are you that desperate to return him to normal?

Then we shall have a competition!

A competition!?

Yes! If you can win even half of the events, I'll not only restore his brain, but those of all my human victims!

Really? Even Tsutomu and the gang?

A gentleman never tells a lie.

Very well! We accept your challenge.

We what?

First Event

Dodgeball

Round 1

Strip

So I have to play too?

Let's begin the first event!

I won't go easy on you!

Dodge this!

I'm gonna get pregnant!

Harumi's eliminated!

Whee!

I won't go down that easily!

Take that!

I hate strip dodgeball!

Yukiko, very nice—I mean, too bad! You're out!

Splendid commentary, my dear hat!

Yooor nekid!

Give me back my panties.

La-de-dum-dum...

Second Event

Chicken Fight!

Event number two!

Sexy Fight!

Who will be taken first? Me?

Or will it be the queen bee Seiko?

The first to be taken is the loser!

Charge!

Combat!

Insect Stampede!

Prepare to be stung!

Poke, poke!

What's happening?

I can't stay balanced!

He stung my butt!

Ha, ha! Excellent!

That's against the rules!

We're done for!

Buzz, buzz, yay!

Buzz, buzz, yippee!

That sure looks like fun.

Huh?

Dororon Enpi! Lovey-dovey!

Lovey-dovey?

Woah!

What're you doing, Bumblebald?

Weren't you going to suck out the parliament's brains?

No, my dear. I am a gentleman!

It is my duty to entertain the womenfolk!

See for yourself! Don't these girls look thrilled about their enhanced physiques?

We are not thrilled!

We're distraught!

Oh, my! So you're making a more fun and sexier world then?

H-Hey, stop that!

I'm not your mommy!

Enma's sure taken a liking to her.

Y-Yeah, I guess so.

He seemed to be avoiding her the last time, though.

D-Did he now?

Do those two know each other somehow?

A-Anyway, I, umm...

Oh ye—stop that!

Harde—quit it!

Yes!

You appear distressed, milady!

Go forth and rescue her, Seiko!

I don't care what happens to me as long as you wish it.

I've been augmented!

I'll create a world full of bee-uties!

Even if you lie and call me a bad girl.

I'll still be here.

I don't care what happens to me.

When I love you, a different me awakens,

Big boobies! Big butt!

Hmph! This is way out of proportion!

I can't show my face in public like this!

which I've kept imprisoned in my heart.

And you were fine like you were before?

Hmph! Darn it! Drat!

Hey, she's actually pretty!

All right, that's it!

Eat this!

And I begin to cry beautiful tears.

What?

As long as I'm by your side, there's nothing to fear.

Seiko? Where are you going?

Die, stupid bee!

Cindeadrella.

I don't care what happens to me as long as you wish it.

How dare you kill my precious Seiko!

Killer bees, get her!

Die! Die! Die!

Even if you lie and call me a bad girl.

The beekeeper has died.

There he lay, on the open field next to the mountain

That was nothing!

She's sexy and strong!

What a stupendous staff!

Oh, I just remembered!

in the brilliant evening sun.

There's a “reverse” switch on Enma's staff!

I cannot see him over yonder,

What?

What're you looking at?

Pervert! Creep! Horndog!

against the burning red sun.

Ouch, pain! I've been bee-trayed!

He sought a duel, and lost.

Hee-hee! I'm flying!

Struck down by the burning heat, he died.

Is this it?

Yeah, just flip the switch.

Huh?

Cold.

What happened?

That staff amplifies its wielder's power exponentially.

...Dr. Demon told me once.

You waited till now to tell us that?

In the name of the Great King Enma, I sentence you—

Burn in, umm...

Freeze in Hell!

Bumblebald is no more...

Darn it, darn it, darn it!

Oh dear, I must've lost my temper!

You haven't seen the last of me!

Bye!

Hmm?

Seriously, Yuki...

We really have to capture a demon one of these days.

Wah!

Well...

Oops!

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

shigoto de katei de gakkou de

Sleep at work, at home, or at school

pendaijun wa itabasami

It's a dilemma

jirenma youkai mou ikkai

A dilemma everywhere

sekinin zusshiri pecchanko

You'll turn flat with all that responsibilities

douse shindara jigoku yuki

When we die, we'll all go to hell

sorenara utatane tengokusa

Then we'll be able to sleep all day

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

kuruppa munya munya munya gussuri

Sleeping and dreaming like a baby

hitotsu yume mite wasuretakya

Forget about the bad days with just one dream

tengoku sa

Dream about heaven

Okay, let's re-inject their brains.

That should put everyone back to normal.

Oh, no! I've been turned into a kappa!

What?

Harumi, it's me! Tsutomu!

Tsutomu?

Let's hit the books!

Let's pump some iron!

Dear me!

This is a dream! A nightmare!

Don't tell me we mixed them up?

Well, we couldn't exactly tell which bee had who's brain.

All right! Demon Patrol, move out!

Huh? Hey, I'm in Enma's body!

Score! See you next week for...

Splash! Kappaeru! Squish, Squish!

Absolutely not!