Original subtitles

There are wicked demons who wreak havoc upon the human realm...

I will never forget the hero who ventured from the Underworld to fend them off.

His name is...

*Baaamf*...

Enma!

*Crickle crackle*!

It began snowing on my way home from the bath house today.

I tried to hurry home before the warmth wore off, but...

Brrr... It's freezing!

I think I'll fix a cup of kelp tea when I get home.

A stray cat?

You're adorable!

You feel like a warm water pack!

Hmm?

Huh? That's odd...

I feel tired all of a sudden...

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

Fourth Flame

You're her Dream

It's so nice and cold out!

Where is everybody? It's such a nice day for a stroll.

Jus' you 'n me, dear.

Harumi?

Are you camping, or taking a nap? Feeling ill?

Hey, it's time for late night show!

A demon's work?

Yeah, she just won't wake up.

Doesn't something seem off?

You're overreacting, Yuki.

We clobbered the ringleader Bonedaddy, and my demon sensors aren't reacting either.

Well, they do say kids need their sleep.

Yeah, but if humans get too cold, they'll freeze to death.

Enma, why don't you warm her up a bit with your flame staff?

Huh?

It's too cold to leave the kotatsu.

Then let her get underneath—ouch!

If a human crawled under there, they'd be charcoal in no time!

Okay, fine.

Wait, she'd be even colder in my room.

All right, then.

She should thaw out up here.

Hey...

Disguising yourself as a cat and suppressing your demon aura sure wears a guy out!

Hmm? Could it be...

Those catspeak lessons paid off?

Huh? Wazzat?

Did the demon sensors just go off?

Say what?

Yuki!

To the rescue!

Zoom!

Now Harumi and Yuki are both out cold!

So that means...

Massage time!

Nice and easy!

Can I pull it off? Should I?

Enma, this might just be a case of demon's trickery like she suggested.

Aww, come on! I was starting to enjoy myself here.

But there's no demons around.

Sure aren't!

Nope!

Anyway, we've got to wake them up posthaste.

It's dangerous to leave them like this.

I know! How 'bout a kiss?

A kiss?

Like in all those fairy tales!

Wake the princess with a big smooch!

Like Cinderella and the Beast!

Or the frog who ate an apple and became a handsome prince!

Oh, rapture! The beast's become a beautiful young man!

What?

Anyway, they'll wake up with a kiss, right?

Pucker up, baby!

Smooch~!

No dice, guys.

Not even this handsome devil's kiss could wake them!

Dammit, Old Man Chappeau! How did you even manage to do that?

Just had to remove the ol' dentures first.

Put 'em back in there!

How could you steal my first kiss!?

Huh? How come I'm dancing?

It's a nightmare!

Love and Peace!! Million-man dance party!

I'm flying!

We're flying!

Cool!

Soaring!

It's party time!

Yay!

When you wanna play ball, you gotta go like this!

Out!

Safe!

Aaand swing!

Take that!

Goodness!

Yay!

Out!

Safe!

Aaand swing!

You lose again!

Gosh, Yuki. You're terrible at this!

What the heck are we doing?

Swing!

Just a peek!

Come on, you know you love it!

So close!

Keep going!

What a dirty dream!

This is nuts! Why's everybody here?

Where am I?

Somebody answer me! Somebody...

How could I be so careless?

Huh?

Harumi picked up a kitten, correct?

A kitten? Did she really?

Don't you remember?

There's a fearsome demon named Incupuss who disguises himself as a kitten, puts people to sleep, and wreaks havoc inside their dreams!

Incupuss

I've heard of him from Dr. Demon.

Dr. Demon ← Normally disguised as a human.

Incupuss?

If this is indeed the work of Incupuss, then they might remain asleep for the rest of their lives!

Then what should we do?

Wake them, by any means necessary!

Any means necessary?

Yes, that's correct.

Are you sure it's okay?

Yes, indeed!

Really? By any means?

That's right!

Okay, then! In that case...

Scram!

Here goes nothing!

Hey, Yuki! Wakey, wakey!

Oh, man! Oh, man!

She's wide open!

O-Oh my!

Is this okay? Isn't this wrong?

What about me?

I'm quite all right with that.

Hey, it's a little warm underneath three futons!

Damn! She won't wake up!

This calls for drastic measures!

Oh, heavens! How depraved!

Let me join!

Nobody asked for you!

Shafted again!

Please wake up...

All right, fine!

You asked for it!

Oh, Enma! Right there? Inside there? What're you—

Hooray for youth!

Love is a many splendored thing.

Like that means anything.

I'm bushed. White as a sheet.

I regret nothing.

*snore*

Huh?

I've been waiting, Enma darling.

Yuki?

Then that means...

That we all...

...Fell asleep too!

Oh, crap.

Hey!

Super Dance-off

You guys weren't supposed to fall asleep too!

Now that it's come to this...

Let's forget everything and boogie!

Everybody dance!

Fin

The show's not over yet!

Have!

Some!

Wa!

Ter!

Wee!

Stop, that tickles!

Somebody hurry up and do something!

This is the work of Incupuss!

Is that so? No wonder I feel so... flushed!

The entire Demon Patrol's been put to sleep!

We're totally screwed!

This place is a blast, though!

We can be young and free, or whatever we want!

We're in a wonderland of dreams!

Wow!

So that's what you're into?

Gracious! Whatever could it be?

Your demon sensors?

Is it Incupuss? Is he nearby?

Not quite!

I'm sensing a demon in the waking world!

The waking world?

Oh, no! He must be in the Hell House!

This is bad!

Does that mean we're in danger?

My sensors are going crazy!

Okay, let's have a look.

Me too!

Neat! Let me look too.

Where's that?

I think it's an abandoned factory near town.

The demons are gathering in hordes!

Dogman, Frogman, Toadman...

Are those costumes?

Looks like they're tossing people into a bathtub.

They were lulled to sleep just like us!

It's a mixed bath.

And it's a cauldron-style!

They're being boiled alive!

Nice and hot! The best bath in hell!

Is that the bath's owner?

I can't really tell from here.

That's obviously a demon!

He's sometimes referred to as “The Sculptor”: the demon “Hecatonchire”!

Hecatonchire

...so I was told by Dr. Demon.

Scales, hides, no problem!

His hands can freely sculpt whatever he boils!

...says Dr. Demon.

Nice and soft!

You'll make excellent material for my art!

The one who's been agitating and manipulating the evil demons wasn't Bonedaddy, but Hecatonchire?

One, two, three, four,

seven, eight, nine, carry the six, and—

No more than 40, I'd say.

It's certainly not a hundred.

Hey, Tsutomu's been turned into a demon!

Look Harumi, it's you!

No! Make him stop!

This is a dream! Hell on earth!

All these humans were lulled to sleep to be molded into demons!

Enma!

Tell me I'm pretty!

Hey, these are some pretty feathers!

Pretty well-made too!

They sure are.

Oh dear, what to do...

What's wrong, Yuki?

Hey, that's me and Yuki!

We were dragged all the way here from our slumber in the Hell House?

This isn't good at all!

My devilishly handsome face is gonna be warped into some fugly abomination! Dammit!

Do it if you have to, but at least let me peek at Yuki's body one last time—outta the way, me!

Come on! Throw me a bone here!

I wanna see! I wanna see Yuki's stark naked body!

Naked! Nude! Au naturale! I wanna see it!

I wanna see!

Relax, motormouth.

Is it really worth crying over?

Come on, Enma! Open your eyes!

Almost! Almost got it!

Tickle, tickle, tickle!

What're you doing? Don't interfere, I was just about to wake up!

Not so fast!

Woah!

A black cat?

It spoke?

It's the demon Incupuss!

You stop interfering with us!

Slumber! Keep dreaming!

Trounced by a tail...

Enma...

Please, don't lose to him!

Enma, you're my hero,

my prince,

my dream!

Dream?

Hey, you. You're her dream.

Huh?

A dream! This is a dream!

If I'm dreaming, anything is possible!

Enmazinger!

Chappeauder ON!

*BAMF* punch!

Enma Cross!

What!?

*BAMF* Hurricane!

The pain!

Enma Beam!

Shocking!

Enma Fire!

Burnt to a crisp!

Retreat to the cat forest!

He did it!

Does that mean we can wake up now?

Eek!

Why you little!

Was the spell broken?

Enma sliced my tail off!

He what!?

Let go of me!

Okay!

Just simmer down, you two!

Enma! Yuki!

Shit!

Actually, I love the heat.

But...

Yuki!

Na-ked!

Enma, hold on tight.

H-hold on to you?

Can I really?

Hurry!

Okay, if you insist!

Pardon moi!

Let's see, they should be ready now.

Are you okay, my friend?

The bath was frozen over!

Barely managed to get outta there without it freezing off!

That sure woke you up, didn't it?

Aww, I can't see anything! No fair!

Doesn't this bikini look good on me?

What are you, a pinup girl?

Enma!

All right!

Thanks, Grampa Chappeau!

Time for some well-done demons!

Enma Demon Arts!

Flame Cannon!

Kaboom!

Ha!

Hey, Yuki! When did you get your clothes back?

Sorry, Enma!

You're still alive, demon scum?

It's me, Harumi!

Anyway, didn't you just blow all the other demonized humans to smithereens?

Huh?

Guess so!

And the Demon Patrol's okay with that?

That's right! I still can't return to normal!

You're too green to be able to face me!

Hundred Fists!

Get away from me!

Too slow! Too slow!

Just let me kill you and rest in peace!

Enma!

They can still argue while fighting like that? Amazing!

I'm not dead yet!

He was just taking a cat nap!

Yuki!

Hey, quit chomping on me! Knock it off!

A demon cat is still a cat at heart.

Yukiko Black Arts!

Hailstorm!

Yikes! That stings!

I'm done for!

Way to go, Yuki!

That wasn't very nice, Yuki.

We surrender!

Hurry and capture them!

Vermin!

In the name of the Great King Enma, I sentence you to...

...burn in hell, tyrant!

DIE!

What an explosive artist!

This is a catastrophy!

Yet another scorching conclusion!

You're supposed to arrest them, not toast them.

Great job.

And so we awoke from our bizarre dreams, and everyone returned to normal.

And everyone lived happily ever after!

The hell they did!

Who the hell are you?

I'm Kappaeru!

Hecatonchire reshaped me!

Since he's a demon to begin with, he can't return to normal even with the spell broken.

I think he looks more handsome than before.

Yeah, I guess...

You can't fool me!

I know you're an bad guy too!

Prepare to be purged!

A man's face is his life!

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

shigoto de katei de gakkou de

Sleep at work, at home, or at school

pendaijun wa itabasami

It's a dilemma

jirenma youkai mou ikkai

A dilemma everywhere

sekinin zusshiri pecchanko

You'll turn flat with all that responsibilities

douse shindara jigoku yuki

When we die, we'll all go to hell

sorenara utatane tengokusa

Then we'll be able to sleep all day

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

kuruppa munya munya munya gussuri

Sleeping and dreaming like a baby

hitotsu yume mite wasuretakya

Forget about the bad days with just one dream

tengoku sa

Dream about heaven

Stop running!

Ha, ha!

I said stop!

Oh, darn!

It was hard work dragging you all out of the Hell House.

Who's she, Enma?

Dunno.

But that voice...

Didn't hear nothin'.

And that outfit...

Didn't see nothin'.

Who's the exhibitionist lady?

The name's Dororon Enpi.

Don't you forget it!

She's so bold!

Dororon... so she must be the rumored—

Don't say it!