Original subtitles

There are wicked demons who wreak havoc upon the human realm...

I will never forget the hero who ventured from the Underworld to fend them off.

His name is...

*Baaamf!*

Enma!

*Crickle crackle*!

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

Second Flame

Demons, everywhere you turn!

We went on a field trip to the amusement park today.

But...

Ouch!

Haunted House

Kappaeru?

Aww, and after all I went through to buy a fake Kappa outfit.

Well, I guess there's no hiding this beautiful face.

You looked more like a hippie than a demon, though.

So what're you doing here, anyway?

Just doing my job, like always.

Scouring the city for information.

Oh?

Okay, has everybody come out?

Oh, that's Ms. Chiko calling.

See you later!

Bye now!

Anybody still inside?

If you get lost, we'll regroup at the food court!

Don't forget, now!

Wow, what a neat ride!

A demon right off the bat!

Gargle!

It's just a dream!

I've gotta tell the Demon Patrol!

Gargle!

I'm afraid I can't let you do that!

The squid talked!

Oh, there you are.

We got us a demon! I'll go inform Enma!

Gargle!

Tomato patterned panties today, huh?

Hi there.

Oh, there you are—

They're strawberries!

The so-called Demon Patrol, I presume?

It's the demon Walter Geso!

Why did you come to the human realm?

Walter Geso's Opaque Theatre

Walter Geso's Opaque Theatre

Walter Geso's Opaque Theatre

Walter Geso's Opaque Theatre

I found the perfect place to live in Sumida river's sewage dump.

And so as a squid demon, I thought I'd torment the humans nearby.

A-OK!

And right around then, there was a huge surge in demon activity.

A-OK!

A-OK!

A-OK!

The End

The End

And everyone lived happily ever after.

What's so happy about that?

Besides, squids don't belong in rivers.

Huh?

Yeah, you say it like you're doing them a favor!

Now, behave yourself and let everyone go.

That's not going to happen!

Save me, Enma!

Yuki! When on earth did you—

Where'd she come from?

And why is she naked?

I trust you know what happens if you resist, yes?

Garrr-rrr-rrr-gle!

Dammit. Now that he's got Yuki, I don't have a choice.

Can't say I care too much for the others, though.

Did you have to say that out loud?

Get the picture? Then lose the weapons!

What, me too?

Enma... Yuki...

That's it. The staff too!

All yours.

Excellent.

Enma's Demon Arts: Flame Wheel!

This can nautilus be happening!

Taking Yuki hostage calls for a harsh punishment!

In the name of the Great King Enma, I sentence you to...!

I don't wanna become calamari!

...burn in Hell!

I'm Architeuthis Dead!

So long, vertebrates!

Nice 'n crispy.

...where did the park go?

Well done!

Oh, there you are.

This is one tasty tentacle!

No, don't eat that!

Enma, you jerk!

C'mon Yuki baby, don't be so cold.

Just cool your jets for a while!

Hmm... It's quite odd for these demons to make such a scene.

I suppose there really is a demon surge going on!

Two Days Later

Youkai Primary School

So you came here through a full moon?

Isn't the Underworld under us?

Why through the moon?

Does that mean you're all like Princess Kaguya?

Not even close!

It's different than the moon you're familiar with.

So you're saying there's another moon?

That reminds me. We still haven't told you the story of how we came to be here, did we?

Since she's helped us out, I suppose it's fine to let her in on it.

I'm no good at explainin' stuff.

Same here.

I think I'll have a nice bath, instead.

You people are so ungrateful!

We're not people.

Okay, see ya.

Sorry, we'll tell you all about it.

Your hands are freezing!

I was about to become a snowman!

I get cold easily.

Okay, pay attention now.

So there I was, in the Underworld's northern reaches.

There was a fierce blizzard that night, so I decided to take a frosty bath outside the Snow Womans' Ice palace.

I feel cold just imagining it.

The ice is fine! This is wonderful!

Damn it!

Who's there?

I'm gonna sneeze my brains out here!

Oh, it's just Grandpa Chappeau!

You lech! You've got some nerve to peek at a lady while she bathes!

Terribly sorry, dear.

Anyhow, where's your little boyfriend gone to?

Boyfriend? I've no such thing.

Who are you talking about?

Kappaeru, the info broker told me, “Yukiko would know where her boyfriend Enma is.”

Enma's just a friend of mine!

He should be at Ogre Island.

Just a friend?

Hah! So you weren't lovers then!

Hey, stay out of my flashback!

Oh, so Ogre Island's in the Underworld, huh?

Get lost!

Eat shit! Ha, ha, ha!

Stupid pint-sized demons!

Do you hate living that much?

Time to take your licks!

Not so fast!

Whaddya want, Grampa Chappeau?

Everyone was waiting for the intense action scene!

Enma, the Great King calls for you!

What? Great King Enma?

Haw, haw!

You're gonna get it!

You're gonna get it!

Shut it!

Okay, you asked for it!

Please stand by

You suck!

That all you got?

Come on!

I am the Great King Enma!

S-Sir, I understand you wished to see me, sir.

So you've come, my dear nephew, “The Blazing Enma”.

M-Might I be able to assist you somehow?

It's a long story, so I recorded it for you.

You may listen to it later.

Seriously? A tape recorder?

Hey Yuki, Kappaeru.

Go forth!

Venture to the human realm, Demon Patrol, and capture those pesky demons, pretty please!

Yes, sir! I don't really understand, sir, but we'll do it, Great King, sir!

Oh, he's so cute, I could just eat him up!

Such a mischevious little wascal!

I feel bad sending him to exorcise demons, but he must go for the sake of the Underworld! Wow!

Umm, sir, I'm still here.

Take this with you.

Now, go! I expect great things from you, my dears!

Once we pass through the Underworld gate, we'll be in the human world.

Use well, this mighty flame staff!

To guide you, take with you Grampa Chappeau.

So that you keep your cool, take with you Princess Yukiko.

And Kappaeru, the information specialist... well, he won't be of much use, but take him anyway.

Don't call me useless!

Capture the fiendish demons alive.

Kill them only as a last resort.

Good luck!

This tape will now self destruct.

The End

The show isn't over yet!

The human world reeks!

It's even more chaotic than the Underworld!

The whole place is covered in mercury, cobalt and cadmium!

Huh? From here the Underworld just looks like a plain old hole!

It's a window to another dimension.

Sci-fi!?

First, we're to rendevouz with Demon Patrolman Daracula, who arrived ahead of us.

Oh, I didn't know he was here too.

He looks kinda like a bum to me.

Heh, heh, heh...

Is that supposed to foreshadow something?

Corruption Among the Demon Patrol!?

Corruption Among the Demon Patrol!?

Corruption Among the Demon Patrol!?

According to my sources, a member of the Demon Patrol has been taking bribes and conspiring with evil demons!

Mind your fires!

A single match can spell doom for your home!

Only you can prevent house fires!

It's not even summer, but I feel a warm breeze...

I am the demon Shock Willow!

Oh, I must be dreaming!

Burned to a crisp!

Mr. Willow!

What is it, Daracula?

Bad news! Where's master Snakejar?

What do you want from me?

The Great King Enma's nephew has come in the name of the Demon Patrol.

What? Where is he?

Right here!

Kappaeru!

Princess Yukiko!

BAAAMF! Enma!

And Grampa Chappeau too!

The Demon Patrol is on the scene!

Oh boy...

Daracula! Seems I was right to follow you here!

It looks like you've been hiding there the whole time to me.

Wha-Wha-What?

You led them here!?

Out like a light!

Your eyes are like ten thousand volts...

I can't move!

You there! Why are you spreading evil through the human realm?

Why should I tell you!?

Hey, Yuki! Au naturale, just like old times!

Oh baby!

Why, you! Thanks to you I was found out!

You'll pay for this!

Shock therapy!

My cloak also works as a barrier!

That won't work on me!

Gotcha!

I'm burning!

Don't play with fire!

Die, wench!

Yuki!

You know what'll happen if you fight back, right?

En... ma...

Naked again?

Dammit. Now that he's got Yuki, I don't have a choice.

Got it? Now drop your weapon.

What? Me too?

Déjà vu?

There.

Hey, aren't you supposed to bend it into a ring?

Lay off! I wasn't thinking that far ahead then!

Very good.

Yukiko Black Arts... Icy Crystal Stasis!

What the...

Nice! She froze herself along with all the snakes!

Enma!

Curse you!

Enma Hammer!

Filth! How dare you do that to Yuki!

We give up.

In the name of the Great King Enma, come forth, and blaze!

No, wait!

Burn in Hell!

We're—

Done for!

You're toast!

How about that? Haven't I come a long way?

Yeah, not so sure about that.

Oh, yeah!

Awesome! Totally awesome!

Hey, Kappaeru!

Lemme have a look too!

Snake here, snake there.

There's too many snakes!

What a shame. Guess I'll melt the ice then.

What a shame. Guess I'll have to get a closer look!

Okay, piss off now.

Enma!

Flame here, flame there, la la la!

Stupid!

Yuki, babe... don't gimme the cold shoulder!

Just cool your head, mister!

You two are hopeless.

Demons, everywhere you look!

And there you have it. We're currently stationed in this town to acquire more information.

So you're looking for the ringleader, is that it?

I figured they weren't listening.

Of course I wasn't.

You sure the Demon Patrol can handle it?

Any leads would be appreciated.

Have you noticed anything odd lately?

Come to think of it, for a little while now,

Ms. Chiko's been acting strange!

Ms. Chiko!?

Miss Melons!?

Miss Melons!?

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

shigoto de katei de gakkou de

Sleep at work, at home, or at school

pendaijun wa itabasami

It's a dilemma

jirenma youkai mou ikkai

A dilemma everywhere

sekinin zusshiri pecchanko

You'll turn flat with all that responsibilities

douse shindara jigoku yuki

When we die, we'll all go to hell

sorenara utatane tengokusa

Then we'll be able to sleep all day

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

kuruppa munya munya munya gussuri

Sleeping and dreaming like a baby

hitotsu yume mite wasuretakya

Forget about the bad days with just one dream

tengoku sa

Dream about heaven

Wow! What a fancy place!

Ooh baby! And the bath's enormous!

Is that Ms. Chiko?

Boing! Boing! Pow!

Boing! Boing! Pow!

Boing! Boing! Pow!

Boobies!

But if I barged in...

What are you doing?

I'd get arrested!

Oh, my word!

That mark!

We're in big trouble!