Original subtitles

There are wicked demons who wreak havoc upon the human realm...

I will never forget the hero who ventured from the underworld to fend them off.

His name is...

*Baaamf*...

Enma!

*Crickle crackle*!

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

The bath house raised their prices again.

I bet it's because of the fuel shortage.

At least they stopped charging for shampoo.

I know! Otherwise they wouldn't even bring in customers!

I may as well bathe my kids at home.

95, 96, 97, 98, 99...

You kids hurry up, or I won't buy any sweets for you later!

100!

Are you crying, or are you laughing,

as you walk away, my beloved?

I want to chase after you.

Hmm, guess I'll have to go without fruit milk today.

Milk

Coffee Milk

Fruit Milk

Yakult

Don't look back at me—

I heard demons haunt the school at niiight!

Granny Gossip!

I wouldn't go there at night, anyway!

The place is crawlin' with 'em!

First Flame

It's the Showa era!

Here comes Enma!

Demons come forth!

Demons aren't even real, anyway.

Hi, Harumi.

Tsutomu, what are you doing?

My mom says you shouldn't be out playing after dark.

We're not playing.

We're spying!

I ran outta toilet paper, so I'm gonna borrow some from the school's bathroom.

Do you get it? I bet you don't!

The school?

Let's start the night patrol!

W-Wait a sec!

Why am I a part of this?

You

kai

Youkai Primary School

Come on guys, it's dark out...

You little brats! Where'd you run off to?

You're violating school rules!

Phew, that was close.

Oh great, Mr. Tobacchiri's on night watch tonight.

What about my toilet paper?

Let's go for it!

Tora! Tora! Tora!

Yeah, yeah! He's right!

There's no such thing...

as demons...

... my beloved?

I want to chase after you.

Umm, Mr. Tobacchiri?

Have you seen Tsutumo and his friends?

Don't look back at me—

Ahh! It's a demon!

Tsutomu!

No, don't tell me—

Don't look back at me!

Your face will be stolen!

Stop it.

Please, stop it.

Please, make it stop.

Stop it.

Please, make it stop.

Everyone's a demon!

Why, oh why?

Please, somebody help!

I can't go on...

Please, God, please...

Is this the end for me?

Please save me...

You okay, sweetheart?

Help! My leg's cramp—

Eek! A frog!

I ain't no frog! I'm a kappa!

A kappa?

Like in the Japanese Encyclopedia of Demons?

Bingo! I'm the ladykiller kappa, Kappaeru!

Rustｙ? That's disgusting.

It's Kappaeru, not Rusty!

Please don't steal my face!

I'm just an info broker. I'm not gonna steal anyone's face.

You mean it?

I'm freezing!

Okay, I'll help you out.

Come with me to the Hell House!

...Underworld?

So we can dry your clothes!

In the warehouse's basement?

Is that a haunted house?

I told you, it's the Hell House!

This hidden realm was created by the Great King Enma.

Great King?

You mean the one who'll descend upon us during the 7th month of the 1999th year?

Nostradamus

Relax, he's not coming.

What the heck was that?

Don't tell me we hafta swim past that!

Am I supposed to ride you like Urashima Taro?

I don't wanna fall off and become fish food!

Just calm down!

Princess Yukiko!

Princess Yukiko?

Why hello, Kappaeru!

Do we have a guest?

Make with the usual, please!

You got it!

A bridge made of ice?

Let's go!

I can't stop!

It's so slippery...

Well, hello there!

Welcome to the Hell House!

P-Pardon me.

I'm Princess Yukiko, of the snow tribe. Pleased to meet you!

Likewise...

It sure is more spacious than it looks on the outside!

This place is kinda spooky.

Is this some kind of evil hideout?

How rude!

A talking hat!

I may be a hat, but I'm an expert on Hell!

You can call me Grampa Chapeau.

Sure!

What the!?

Try ringing that bell!

This one?

Pull Here

Help! Let go of me!

That “doorbell” is a demon who feasts on heads.

You human?

Y-Yes, I am.

I'm just a stray human, that's all.

What? You got the chills or something?

What? He's just a boy.

In that case...

Wow, it's warm!

It dried my clothes in an instant

and now they're on fire!

The heat's too strong! She's only human, so be gentle!

Now I'm frozen stiff!

Rest in peace.

You went overboard too.

Sorry!

Then how about this?

I've died twice now.

Sorry about that.

Your clothes didn't get singed, did they?

Ooh! So humans do wear panties!

Unlike our dearest Yukiko.

Hey! Why do you know that?

We've known each other for ages, of course I'd know!

That was when we were little kids! Don't just assume I don't wear any now!

Well then, how's about we find out?

Oh, you brute!

By the way, what's your name, miss?

I'm Harumi Fudoh.

Oh, so your name's Harumi.

I'm Enma.

The Great King Enma's nephew, “The Blazing Enma”!

Enma...

Enma just...

saw my panties.

Dororon Enma!

Burning!

This is the work of the Face Eater demon!

Face Eater Demon

Face Eater?

So then, Tsutomu and the others...

Had their faces eaten. Victims of the Face Eater.

And they became faceless?

Terrible, isn't it?

So that's why my demon sensors have been going haywire lately, huh?

Demon sensors?

Don't you worry, Harumi.

We were sent here from Hell to round up those bad demons!

They call us—

The Demon Patrol!

Is this some kind of act?

But since the demon sensors aren't very accurate, I doubt it'll be easy to find him.

I take a dip in the pool every night, but I had no idea he was there.

So, how do we find him?

I'm good at fighting, but thinking, not so much.

*silence*

And you call yourselves the Demon Patrol?

Umm, if he steals people's faces, how about somebody act as a decoy and lure him out?

Hey, good idea!

Splendid.

That's the ticket!

So, who's gonna be the decoy?

*silence*

The heck's wrong with you guys?

Well, if my face were stolen, I couldn't fight.

If mine were taken, I'd just be a plain ol' hat.

You do it, Princess Yukiko!

Enma, how could you!?

So you mean I'd be better off without my face?

I'm sorry, I was just joking.

If you lost your pretty face, we'd all be distraught!

Really?

Of course.

I love your face more than anyone else's!

Flattery or no, I'm so touched!

Enma!

Oh, but I'm serious!

You're beautiful, Yuki dear!

Oh, stop it!

Now you're pretending you're newlyweds?

All right, Kappaeru. You be the decoy!

I knew this would happen!

Face or not, it wouldn't make a difference in your case!

So lose that mug already!

H-How dare you!

It may be weird by your standards,

but I'm considered a mega popular pretty boy!

I'm the one and only... Kappaeru!

*silence*

What?

Don't make me do it!

A man's face is his life!

Umm, I...

I'll do it!

Are you nuts!?

A-After all, Kappaeru saved me when I was drowning,

and I feel so bad for the boys.

If my face will help exterminate the evil demon,

I'll let him steal it!

Harumi...

Yes, praise me!

Way to go! Spoken like a true man!

But I'm a girl.

All right! We'll make Harumi the decoy and lure out the Face Eater!

Demon Patrol, move out!

Why's this happening to me?

Doofus!

Pa the tic!

Pathetic... Pathetic...

Where did the faceless boys go, anyway?

Please let Enma get the demon before it takes my face.

Cooking Classroom

Girl's Bathroom

I can't hold it anymore!

I haven't even seen any demons or faceless people, but I'm already about to wet myself!

It's tough being the decoy.

I gotta go! Please let there be nothing in there!

Nothing, nothing, nothing!

Is that it!?

I'm gonna pee myself!

Enma! Gonna pee! Save me! Gonna pee!

Tsutomu?

Why'd you come out of the girl's room if you're a boy?

THAT'S what you notice!?

Why are you making a self-comeback!?

Hurry Harumi! Run for it!

Tsutomu...

How can you talk without a mouth?

That's not the point!

Another self-comeback!?

What happened to that whole “peeing yourself” thing!?

Over here!

There you are, Face Eater!

Lickity lick~

Hey, you alr—

Umm, sorry, we kinda dozed off for a bit.

You're too late!

Dammit!

Hey, it's Tsutomu's... face!

This is a dream! No, a nightmare!

Mr. Tobacchiri's... face!

Everyone's... faces!

Shut up, face collection!

Everyone's...

tears, drool, and snot!

Up here!

How dare you interfere!

I was just minding my own business!

So you're the one who's been stealing the humans' faces!

Delicious! Deliciously true!

I, the great Face Eater, licked them clean off!

Slurp!

You smug son of a bitch!

I'm Enma, captain of the great Demon Pa—

Oww...

Delicious! Delicious!

I'll help myself to your face too!

Snap out of it, Enma!

Wha? Whadja say?

Enma!

C'mon, wake up!

Oh yeah, she totally wants me!

I do not!

Delicious!

Ice Witchcraft: Icicle Plunge!

That did the trick!

Thanks Yuki! Now I'm back to normal!

A nice cold jolt, huh?

Now you're done for!

You should worry about yourself instead!

Flame King Arts: Blaze Blast!

Oh no, I'm melting!

I really am dripping everywhere!

Enma hasn't forgotten about us, has he?

Ahh! Are you okay, Enma?

You just hide back there, okay?

You're really pissing me off!

Growing Up!

You're mine!

Enma!

Delicious!

C'mon! Take that!

My dick broke off!

In the name of the Great King Enma, I sentence you to...!

...burn in Hell!

Why us too!?

Have mercy!

Bow before me.

Harumi!

You okay?

Get off of me!

I'm not just a face!

I'm back in my body!

Face Eater's dead, so everyone's back to normal.

You're right! Oh, thank goodness!

That was terrifying!

I thought Enma was gonna send me to Hell along with him.

Oh, Harumi. I forgot all about you.

Great job, Enma.

But technically, we're supposed to capture them and bring them back to Hell alive.

I just accidentally kill them sometimes, no big deal.

But you do that every time.

They wind up in the same place either way, so who cares?

That's why I asked if you could handle it back there!

Don't sweat the details!

Demon Patrol, mission accomplished!

Thanks, Demon Patrol.

I think you did more damage than the demon, but whatever.

And besides... I'm about to pee myself!

Cooking Classroom

Thanks to Enma and his friends, everyone got their faces back.

To reward myself for yesterday, I'll buy some fruit milk.

Hark!

I heard demons haunt the school at niiight!

Yeah, the Demon Patrol...

...lives under the school!

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

shigoto de katei de gakkou de

Sleep at work, at home, or at school

pendaijun wa itabasami

It's a dilemma

jirenma youkai mou ikkai

A dilemma everywhere

sekinin zusshiri pecchanko

You'll turn flat with all that responsibilities

douse shindara jigoku yuki

When we die, we'll all go to hell

sorenara utatane tengokusa

Then we'll be able to sleep all day

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

kuruppa munya munya munya gussuri

Sleeping and dreaming like a baby

hitotsu yume mite wasuretakya

Forget about the bad days with just one dream

tengoku sa

Dream about heaven

There's no doubt about it. Evil demons are gathering in the human realm.

A mass invasion of demons.

8 o'clock. Time to patrol for demons.

All right! Come and get me!

Not from right beneath us, though!

Hey! Where do you think you're touching!

Hey, it ain't me! Blame the kappa!

Wasn't me!

It's you, ya dirty geezer!

Stop it!

I'm covered in ash.

Don't you mean soot?

Does it matter?

Bye bye bye!