Original subtitles

After fighting legions of demons, the decisive battle has come for the heroes from Hell.

Their opponents, the Gods.

And if they're going to prevent the Global Genocide,

they can't afford to lose!

Heaven's All-Stars

They have to win!

But do I really have to fight too?

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

In a place unknown to humans, the battle to save their very lives was about to begin.

Final Flame

Until We Meet Again

In car number one, Enma.

Car number two, Kappaeru.

Car number three, Princess Yukiko.

Car number four, Harumi.

Car number five, Enpi.

And on Team Heaven, Princess Plume in car six.

Car number seven, Susanoo.

Car number eight, Kekko Honey.

Car number nine, Mark Angel.

Car number ten, the Poverty God.

And me, Daracula, will be your announcer.

Umm, I don't have a license...

Floor it, guys!

10-4, Hoss!

Hey, wait!

I'll be cheering for you two from afar!

Huh?

Help me!

Hmph! This is such a pain!

Beep!

She's cheating!

All right, we're here!

We did it! We won!

The match hasn't even started yet!

We've merely arrived at the arena.

Heaven's All-Stars

Team Heavan had to have taken a shortcut!

You mean that wasn't a race?

I shall now explain the rules.

Whichever team defeats all their opponent's members—

—wins!

Well, that was quick!

Let's do it!

Yeah!

Sleep-farting

An elevator?

Why are we on the roof?

Oh, yes! Enma, why don't you hand those to everybody?

Sure!

Mandarins

This is Great King Enma's treasure chest.

All I see's a crate of mandarins.

Can we really have one?

I'll take this one!

A frozen mandarin?

Dibs on this one!

It's rotten!

Then I'll take this cute little guy!

Fluffy

It's covered in mold!

I think I'll take this one!

I don't even know what to say.

Pandora

The heck is this?

Beats me.

We just borrowed one while the King was sleeping.

So you're thieves.

What the?

Hello!

What's going on?

Now the stage is set!

I'm your announcer, Daracula.

Joining me is Dr. Demon.

Princess Plume!

Princess Plume

Kekko Honey!

Kekko Honey

Susanoo!

Susanoo

Mark Angel!

Mark Angel

Who will emerge victorious? Team Heaven?

Or the Kooky Clowns?

I could do without the weird nickname, thanks.

The Edo River Ferry

Poverty God!

Poverty God

I might be able to win this!

Let the final battle commence!

Here I go!

Ha! Deflected!

A mirror?

Ready, set, get lost!

Skewered like a fish!

Stop and smell the flowers!

Crescent Blaze!

You can't use the same tricks on me twice!

Burn in Hell!

Psyche!

More tricks!?

You can't use the same move every time!

Yukiko Black Arts!

Icicle Plunge!

I'm totally screwed, aren't I?

Come take your lumps, Mark!

I don't have anything against you, but as a representative of Heaven, I have no choice.

I will reduce this world to nothing.

Blow us a kiss!

The Mark Angel Underworld cheerleaders.

What's wrong with you guys?

I command thee, lightning! Strike!

I hope everyone's doing okay.

Want one?

Absolutely not!

What's that GOD-awful smell?

My nose is gonna fall off!

It's caramel corn!

Enma!

Get it over with.

Thunder!

No, that's lightning!

What in the world is that?

Pandora

Huh?

Time to turn up the heat!

I'm getting the chills!

I AM the Kappa Grapplah!

Copper Cleaver

Hmmph! Phooey!

Hey, that's my...

What?

It's just like what Yuki wears.

The pink fortune charm!

See? If you tie lots of them together, something wonderful will happen!

Someting wonderful?

You're mine!

You'll never be able to hit me!

Damn, she's one tricky brat!

Enma...

Enma!

Use the force!

Okay.

Fire!

No fair!

Toasty!

I feel alive!

Not once I get behind you!

Nice try!

Take this!

No more!

Kappa Krusher!

My spine!

Come, lightning!

...what?

I've had enough of this shock treatment!

What's going on!?

Oh, crap!

Super Bad Luck

This is bad. Really bad!

Oh yeah, back to commentating.

Your thoughts, Dr. Demon?

Oh boy, what a match!

So they ran off with my...

...garbage bin.

Mandarins

Garbage

That was a trash bin?

What!?

Now you've done it!

Violence Queen

Boobies!?

Boobies!?

Kekko Flash!

It's me!

I'm a mirror image of you.

If you defeat me, then they'll think you lost!

What?

Impossible!

Say uncle! Say uncle!

How much longer can you take it!?

Gosh, darn it! Fiddlesticks!

Thunderkaiser!

You can do it!

The Mark Angel Underworld cheerleaders.

Hmph!

Calcium Deficiency

Oh, god... the smell...

Let's play nice now!

No, stop!

I'm going to melt!

Now I can die in peace!

Try that on for size!

Enma!

Take this!

What good will that do against me?

What're you guys doing!?

I was just about to counterattack!

Stay out of my fight!

But you were in trouble!

Hmph!

It's not over yet, Enma!

Well, not for you anyway!

Hmph!

I didn't even put up a fight.

Get up, Enma! Do it for Harumi!

Yeah! We can still win if you take 'em all down!

The rest is up to you, Enma.

Please! There's billions of human lives at stake!

Get up, Enma!

You're the entire world's hero!

Twinkle Twinkle

Plume

Princess

Sparkle!

Sparkle! Princess Plume!

Twinkle! Twinkle!

Huh?

What the—?

Belt Quiz First Aid

Smiles 0 yen

Welcome back, Harumi!

Yuki, you're freezing cold!

Would you like a grave with that?

She's been revived, so we don't need one.

Let's go cheer for Enma!

You weren't planning on some stupid trick like pretenting to lose and making a comeback, were you?

Come on, twerp! Release the seal already!

Relax, we've pretty much won at this point!

Yeah, but...

Oh, no! This isn't good!

Enma!

Oh, dear! The suspense is killing me!

Don't you dare remove that!

If they remove the circlet...

Jeez! This guy was all talk!

If they remove it...

That's as far as you go!

Oh my!

Get real! You don't even have a weapon!

Come, lightning!

Oh boy, we're screwed.

Enma!

If he loses, mankind will be wiped out!

Wait a second, what happened to Grandma Chappeau?

Grampa Chappeau ain't here, either.

Maybe they had to use the bathroom?

Why the hell would hats have to pee?

Couldn't you have thought of a more appropriate line?

It's the final episode, so we've gotta get serious!

They're over there making out!

Come on, give up already!

Yup. Totally screwed!

If only he had a weapon to fight back with!

Oh yeah, I found this fortune you mentioned inside my mandarin.

Yay! Thank you so much, Harumi!

The luckiest fortune in Hell, the “super bad luck” fortune!

Super Bad Luck

And if you collect all five...

What happens?

You win a free “boob-job-in-a-can”!

Prize inside!

Not sold in stores

What kind will you get?

Boob-job-in-a-can

B-Boob job!?

Boobies!

100 fortunes!

Once you collect 100 of them!

You still need 95 more!?

The barrier's melting!

Did they remove the seal?

Crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle, crackle!

Ouch! Enma's so hot and handsome!

A snow woman like me could never be a match for him!

Yuki?

I thought it would make Enma happy if my figure filled out,

but fire and ice just aren't meant to be, huh?

I don't think that's true.

I saw you two...

...making out that time.

We were NOT making out!

But your faces were touching!

That was an accident! Just a big misunderstanding!

So you two aren't in love?

No, nothing like that at all!

Besides, my lips were inflamed from eating that spicy chocolate goop!

See?

You're right! I can see the blisters!

Here, let me cool them off.

Not again, Yuki!

Now we're talking!

Time for a thrashing!

Oh, no!

It burns!

God damn it!

Ow!

Ouch!

Enma!

He's unstoppable!

We're doomed! We're doomed!

Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!

He's burning hotter and hotter!

It's hot enough to fry us either way!

What should I do?

Yuki, you have to stop him!

Who, me?

You're the only one who can calm his burning flame!

Only I can do it?

Yeah, you're right.

Thank you, Harumi. I'll give it a try!

My dear Yuki, the fate of Enma and mankind is in your hands!

Enma!

Darn it, Enma! If you bully girls like that, you're gonna get it!

Enpi!

Huh? The Blaze Circlet is absorbing all that weird gas!

You mean the seal's still intact!?

Oww!

I...

I...

I love you...

I love you...

I love you, Enma!

Hey... I'm alive.

What happened?

Yuki.

I love you too, baby!

Enma!

Yuki!

No, call me Princess Yukiko!

Princess Yukiko!

I love you so much, Enma!

Oh, no! This isn't good!

Oh, King darling!

Baaaamf, baby!

Now I remember! The power sealed inside Enma was—

Come 'ere, baby!

It was the power to create a fun, sexy world!

Oh, Kinjiro!

It's just a dream!

Round n' round!

Ride 'em cowboy!

Naked fun for all!

Welcome to Heaven

Everybody's naked!

Welcome to Hell

I love you.

Wǒ ài nǐ!

Je t'aime.

Saranghamnida.

Suki da!

Korotaro!

Charmine!

Oh, baby!

I don't get it, but I'm so happy!

Dummy!

Dummy, dummy, dummy!

You big... dummy...

Love, love, love, love, love!

La, la, la, la, la! Smooch!

Love above!

Love below!

Face to face!

Man and demon!

Lovey dovey!

Up high!

Down below!

Face to face!

Man and demon!

Lovey dovey!

Up high!

Down below!

Face!

Demon!

Lovey!

Dovey!

High!

Below!

Somebody make it stop!

Now, I remember! Something like this happened before!

Gooey!

Love!

Explosion!

High!

Below!

Love!

Forever, and ever, and ever!

Too much love!

Hearts everywhere!

We can't take it!

Goodbye!

Aloha!

Namaste!

Au revoir!

Shinu!

This feeling of love

It's too powerful!

We're

going to

burst!

Give

it

to

me!

Ooh!

Baby!

Yes!

I love you Princess Yukiko! I loooove yoooou!

Go, baby go!

This isn't a fun, sexy world anymore!

For the love of God, somebody do something!

After all that trouble we went through to seal it! We warned you!

Looks like it's reacting to Yuki's love!

Reminds you of the day Enma awakened, don't it?

With the Blaze Circlet we created to contain Enpi's boundless love,

We sealed his power of love, until the day came when he could control it!

But you still have to be careful with it!

Only we

are able to control it!

Your kiss is so sweet, Mama!

We did it, dear!

Well, back into the circlet!

Until we meet again!

Ouch!

Aww, don't be so cold, Yuki!

Until we meet again,

Until we cross paths once more,

Not Yuki. Princess Yukiko.

I don't want to speak of our parting.

Princess Yukiko...

Yes!

Princess Yukiko!

Yes!

Princess Yukiko!

Ouch!

Because it only serves to make me hopelessly lonely.

No, you can't... take it off...

That was amazing!

Ding-dong!

Because I might forget those feelings carved in my heart.

Lady Benten, I've just been informed that Heaven's soulperglue supply is at full capacity!

My King!

Hell's soulperglue reserves are stable for the next century!

So let us close the door between us,

Oh, what a blessing!

and forget each other's names.

Then that means...

The forced genocide

I wonder what our hearts will find to fill the void with.

is cancelled!

Man, I'm beat!

I'm speechless!

We can't move a muscle!

Hip, hip, hooray! My folks saved the day!

Until we meet again,

until we cross paths once more,

Everything was finished, in more ways than one.

I don't really get it, but

I don't want to know where you've been,

Hell,

Heaven,

and I don't want to ask what you've been doing.

even Mankind

were all saved.

And we all lived happily ever after.

Just one thing...

When Enma's seal was broken, I felt a sense of joy, and also fear,

Because only then can we feel like we've never left each other.

but oddly enough, nobody else seems to remember it.

The Demon Patrol's mission is complete!

So let us close the door between us,

Thanks for everything, Harumi.

and forget each other's names.

Harumi...

I wonder what our hearts will find to fill the void with.

Eww, get away from me!

Nasty!

Bye!

Double bad-luck barrier!

Not anymore!

So let us close the door between us,

Good try!

But not good enough!

and forget each other's names.

No, wait!

So long!

I wonder what our hearts will find to fill the void with.

Farewell!

Buh-bye!

I'll never forget them...

I'll never forget about those saviors from below.

We're not done yet!

The fun's just begun!

Let's turn the world into a sexy and fun place.

Bamf

Enpi

Love Love

Bamf Enpi Love Love!

Until we meet again...

Baaamf!

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