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*op theme*

*ed theme*

Come forth, Gods in Heaven!

Gods

It's been a long time, Great King Enma.

The instigators of the Demon Uprising are indeed us, The Kingdom of Heaven.

Benten... I knew it!

This is terrible...

The ones who manipulated the demons that wrought havoc upon the human world were the Gods themselves!

You leave me with no choice.

It's time for another Heaven-Hell summit!

Is he really, really, really, really...

Baaamf Enma— Cricklecrackle!

mera mera mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

tamashii mera mera icchou do

Raise the heat to a trillion celsius

*bamf*

It's Enma

*cricklecrackle*

sekai wo yurugasu shoujishi wo

I take this world and shape it to my liking

inochi wo sabakuze sono ikari

I judge your lives with my unstoppable rage

namida mo nageki mo wasuretaze

I've lost touch with tears and grief

tatakare tsubusare taoretemo

Hit me, stomp me, and fall I may

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

But my soul burns at a trillion degrees

aitsu no tamashii icchou do

My soul burns at a trillion degrees

shiro na shinigami mo haiagaru

Even the white death rises back up

makka na heart ga hi wo hi wo hi wo hi wo hakuze

My red hot heart will blow fire into my veins

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no kegare mo tokeochiru

I'll melt your impurity right off your soul

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no shinjou nietagiru

My flame boils my belief to intangible strength

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

omae no enajii yakitsukusu

I'll feed your energy to my flame

mera mera mera mera mera mera

Ignite my soul and let it burn

aitsu no hitomi mo moekuruu

Your eyes go crazy at the sight of my flames

Right now, the Heaven-Hell summit is in full swing.

Hopefully they'll find a solution to all this.

But all we can do down here is wait.

All I need's booze, babes, and tears!

Nobody knows for sure.

Do you believe in God, my child?

Not anymore, I don't! Hmph!

So basically you got suckered into all this?

Only because Grandma Chappeau sang all those lullabies!

You must incite the demons to wreak havoc!

You don't have to tell me twice!

Oh, my god! Mark Angel's sweet, gentle words simply captivated me momentarily.

People's thoughts always drift towards their loved ones,

so come, be my darling, now and forever.

Whaaat!?

Why you shallow-minded old hag!

Can it, you limp, wrinkly hat!

Limp, wrinkly hat!?

How could you?

Well how about I wring his neck till it goes limp?

Now wait just a second there!

I was just following orders from the powers that be.

Go forward, my angel, and provoke the demons to fight.

You made all those demons do your dirty work!

You dirty rat!

But Heaven was desperate. Her soulperglue supply's about to go poof!

Hey, what's soulperglue?

Umm, well...

Soulperglue

Soulperglue is a special kind of energy that supports Heaven and Hell.

And the Heaven-Hell peace pact prevents one side from trying to take it all for themselves.

They call it the NATTO—the North Afterlife Tolerant Treaty Organization!

NATTO - the North Afterlife Tolerant Treaty Organization

Wait a second...

Doesn't that mean the human world is completely unrelated to their war?

Huh?

So basically it's not my problem.

Tenth Flame

It's Not My Problem!

Right?

No, no!

Uh-uh.

It is your problem.

It is Your Problem!

But why?

Because that energy comes from human souls!

Human souls!?

Heaven and Hell are both full of dead humans, you see.

Dead people!?

Humans are a vital natural resource to us.

Want some?

That's why I tried to help by removing the seal.

Purely out of love!

Whaddaya mean, seal?

He meant Enma's circlet, right?

Want some?

What, you mean this?

If you remove that, this world will become a living hell!

Pretty sure I heard Dr. Demon say that once...

But is that really true?

Open wide!

Hmph! I knew it!

It really was your fault that Mom and Dad disappeared!

Don't look at me! I don't know nothin'!

Jeez. I don't remember too well,

but I used to wear the Blaze Circlet myself.

But then we had to place it on Enma to seal his powers before he laid waste to the world, right?

I don't remember our world being in such danger back then...

I don't remember either!

I got nothin'.

I don't recall anything.

Me neither.

Nor I!

What do you mean you don't remember!?

Something so terrible happened that it became a repressed memory.

All we know is that we had a spike in soulperglue afterward.

So that means lots of people died?

Like World War II?

Hey, you kids!

No climbing the Giant Buddha statue!

Sorry! We'll come down right away!

I can't believe Enma has such a terrifying power hidden within him!

Willikers!

So what you're saying is... you teamed up with me to incite all those demons so you could lure out the Demon Patrol and undo the Enma's seal? Hmph!

Yes...

Correct.

Well thanks to me, their little scheme failed big time!

All I wanted was to make this world sexy and fun!

I don't know about the sexy part, but I think it'd be nice to make a fun world!

Then let's get you naked too!

No, don't look!

If you open your heart to everyone, then they'll have lots of fun!

I'm already buck naked!

A girl's body is a precious treasure!

So you should only show it to the one you love!

So if everybody fell in love with everybody—

Everybody?

—then everybody can be naked all the time!

Naked! Naked! Naked!

Is that really possible, though?

I ain't exactly cool with everyone seeing Yuki naked myself.

Oh, Enma...

Ding, ding! I've received word that the Heaven-Hell summit's reached a decision.

Huh?

What's happening?

Global Genocide

We've agreed to enact a Global Genocide, darlings!

What?

We had originally planned it for the end of the century, but the current shortage of soulperglue leaves us with little choice.

Huh? What are you going to do?

Global Genocide

Global Genocide

Heaven and Hell will both assault the earth, and send many, many people to the afterlife.

Welp, them's the breaks.

We shall require 4 billion humans worth of soulperglue,

oh, yesh we will!

But humanity will nearly become extinct!

No biggie! You'll bounce back in another thousand years or so.

Isn't that a little excessive, though?

Lullabye!

That's insane, casually sacrificing us like that.

But Heaven is in grave danger as well!

Still, that's no reason to...

Smooch!

B-But Hell's sharing the soulperglue with you, right?

I think there's very grown-up reasons behind this!

You mean grown-man reasons!

Heaven, Hell, and humans...

All have to work together!

That banana's way too big for her!

You're missing the point!

The drag isn't the point!

Mark Angel.

Yes, Lord-lady Benten!

You've done a wonderful job.

Now off you go!

E-Excuse me then. Goodbye!

What an irresponsible jerk!

Enma!

All right!

Now we don't have to hunt down rogue demons anymore!

Mission accomplished, team!

Yay!

Phooey! This is boring!

I see now. So only us humans have to die...

Only my friends will survive,

or, at least I thought they were my friends.

Guess not. I guess we never were.

Now let us begin the Global Genocide!

Noooo!

Well it really takes a lot out of you, so we'll rest up until 11:59pm tomorrow night!

Someone tell me they're kidding! Tell me I'm dreaming!

We were so naïve...

In the end, human life is merely an empty and fleeting existence.

Cheers!

Bottle: Spicy

Spicy!

Refreshing!

Aaaaand stretch! Streeetttch!

I can't believe you guys!

Harumi?

Hey, could ya get me some batteries while you're out?

Want one for the road?

Stupid, stupid, stupid!

Enma, you jerk!

Yum!

Good evening, this is Korotaro Tawara.

I'm Charmine Korobuta.

Strange phenomena have been observed nationwide.

Flowers endlessly blooming and dying Haley's Comet Makes a U-turn Full-grown chickens hatching from eggs Rat infestations discovered on ships worldwide Yomiuri Giants lose 44 consecutive games

Prophets worldwide claim that death's shadow will soon overtake us all,

which has lead to widespread panic.

As it stands,

humanity—

will soon be toppled!

Aww, it's getting so hot out lately that I could just melt!

Beg for one?

Hey, Harumi?

I was thinking I'd start wearing panties just for the man I love.

But I'm not so sure, since it'd be really hot during this time of year.

Harumi, would you mind helping me shop for panties sometime?

Sure... If I'm still alive.

Yay! Thanks!

Oh darn, I got really bad luck!

Lady Luck sure knows how to be stingy at times, huh?

You know, if you tie two of the same together, something really neat happens!

Oh, that's great Yuki.

Great that you're not human...

Why don't you get a fortune too?

That's okay. After all God, Buddha, everyone...

The lady-killer kappa's such a handsome guy!

Heya, Harumi!

Oh well, we all make mistakes...

Mr. Rabbit, Mr. Rabbit,

Why do you leap away from me?

I can't even celebrate the Bon festival anymore.

You mean the one where you perform for the departed?

Enma!

What the heck are you doing? Now's your chance to make mischief!

Do enough bad stuff, and you can come live in Hell with us.

You mean, even if I die, I'll be okay?

All the demons we obliterated are back in Hell too!

They're living happy lives in Hell?

Well actually, they're being punished right now.

Since soulperglue's made from humans, you'll have it even worse,

but you're already dead, so no matter what they do to you, you can't die again!

All you gotta do is last 100 years, and you're home free!

Well, somebody sounds excited!

How could I be!?

Help me, Enma! I don't wanna die!

Wah! Oww!

You're my hero, Enma!

Harumi... My name ain't Hiroshi.

I never said it was.

Why don't you understand!?

O-Okay, I get it!

I don't like sweets anyway.

Oh, that's right...

Hmm?

Here you go.

Hey, you bought batteries for me!

Oh my, you blocked those quite well.

Who the hell are you?

My demon sensors didn't go off, so you must be an angel, right?

I'm Lord-lady Benten's niece, Princess Plume!

Come to pick a fight right before the Global Genocide?

Everyone in Heaven says the Great King Enma has a remarkably gifted nephew,

but is there truth to that rumor?

Beats me.

They were right...

Then it time to test, test, test your strength!

Don't take me lightly, brat!

Hey, the Flame Staff's working again?

Of course it is! As long as it has batteries!

Pi-ne-ap-pl-e!

This-won't-stop-me!

Firebombs!

Wildflower shield!

Oh yeah, isn't this an indirect kiss?

It's so sweet!

It also tastes like burning.

You're so awkward!

Try some pollen!

What the?

It smells like flowers.

Dororon wheeeee! Baaaamf!

La la la, yaaaay!

Enma!

Snap out of it, 'kay?

Oooooh baby!

No, I'm Harumi!

Now go and devour all the Torii gates!

Yum, yum!

No, don't eat them!

Keep on going, and swallow them all!

Keep going! Keep going!

Make him stop!

This is boring!

I guess those rumors about his power were just that!

Buh bye, my little darlings!

H-Hey, wait! Turn Enma back to normal!

Come back, darn it!

In that case, we need shock treatment!

Only one option left!

Get a load of this!

He totally ignored me...

Dummy, dummy, dummy!

Go and get killed, see if I care!

Oh yeah, he'll be fine, even in he dies.

He won't really die like I will.

What happened here?

Yikes!

Enma and Harumi, they're...

It makes perfect sense! We're fire and ice!

As much as we want to be together we're exact opposites!

We could never be together!

A human girl like Harumi is much better for him!

But still, I...

Nice and shiny, good as new!

Hey Princess Yukiko, your nose's runn—

Right up the poop chute!

Eww! Did you eat pot stickers earlier?

Yeah, I had some for lunch!

Oh god, the garlic!

Enma, are you back to normal?

The hell I am!

Why'd you do that? I saved you!

That guy's a heartless jerk!

So he hates garlic, but he ate a whole tube of wasabi?

Besides, he took your first kiss, so make him pay up!

Who needs money? Make him pay with his body!

Nope!

Sorry.

I think it was that weird pollen she used that made me go crazy.

My first kiss... My very first kiss...

From Fourth Flame “You're Her Dream”

Was from Grampa Chappeau!

I still love you, baby.

Really?

Yes. I wanted to tell you since the moment we reunited.

Aww, I'm such a scaredy-cat!

That angel was nothing but a fling for me.

I'd love you to love me!

Pretty soon, everyone's going to die!

You stupid jerks!

You just gonna ignore me after all those times I helped you!?

Fine. I'll just tell everyone to be naughty and do bad things.

Then everyone will go to Hell, and Heaven will still suffer from a soulperglue shortage!

Nothing wrong with that, is there?

Is there!?

IS THERE!?

There is.

I want a fun, sexy world!

I'm against the Global Genocide just like you! Hmph!

But it's too late for us now.

I'll help too!

Yuki!

I'm so sorry! I never understood your true feelings!

It's okay.

How about us?

We'll help too!

Huh?

That little graveyard's always been like make out hill for us demons!

We don't want any more ghosts crowding our secret date spot!

If we file a petition against the Global Genocide, we might be able to stop it!

That's what Dr. Demon told us!

Really?

God damn it!

Let's pull the plug on the Global Genocide plan!

Count me in!

Enma!

Harumi's right!

You finally understand how I feel?

I can't just sit back and let those assholes in Heaven have their way!

And I gotta settle the score with that little princess bitch!

I'm getting all fired up!

Nope, he still doesn't get it.

Eat shit, Heaven!

Right on!

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

shigoto de katei de gakkou de

Sleep at work, at home, or at school

gendaijun wa itabasami

Every man today faces choices tough to make

jirenma youkai mou iikai

Hey dilemma monster, can I be done now?

sekinin zusshiri pecchanko

You'll turn flat with all that responsibilities

douse shindara jigoku yuki

When we die, we'll all go to hell

sorenara utatane tengokusa

Then we'll be able to sleep all day

itsuka wa minna kutabarusa

Eventually, we all fall sleep

kutabaru kutabaru kutabarusa

Sleep, sleep, fall to our sleeps

kuuka munyamunya gusupi

Sleeping and dreaming like a baby

hitomazu yume mite wasuretokya

Just dream and forget about the bad days

tengoku sa

That's what heaven's like

Since the Demon Patrol has submitted their petition, the Global Genocide has been cancelled!

In response, Heaven submitted their own petition to cancel the cancellation!

Order in the court!

If I were to receive another petition, then we would never reach a conclusion,

so we shall have a competition!

The winning side will have the final say!

Darlings!

Huh?

Let's all fight together!

Yeah!

We'll win for sure!

You'll help us win, won't you?

Wha?

We can't lose to those haloed asswipes!

Huh? Why do I have to fight too?

Next Episode

The decisive, raging battle!

Next Episode Twelfth Flame [Until we meet again]

Even in death, we cricklecrackle!