Original subtitles

I'll make everything and everyone pay!

What do we do, Masato?

Medhi!

What have you done to yourself?

I suppose daughters who don't listen to their mothers become rather ugly, huh?

Wait, Medhimama-san!

Oh, how disgusting. It's unbelievable!

You're the one who's disgusting!

What's up with those two? They're such a pain in the butt!

What was that?

We've always been number one! There's never been a problem before.

You were the ones... Who ruined everything!

Ma-kun, you and your friends deal with Medhi-chan.

Y-Yeah!

As her friend, I'll wallop her hard and bring her back to her senses!

Leave the items to me!

Hontō wa sonna tsumori wa nai no ni tte koto ga ō sugiru nā

Mata kyō mo tsukihanashite ā

Sore ni korizu to

Yet she won't give up

Pitari jishaku mitai ni kuttsuite kite sa

Chotto okashiku te waracchau jan

Kono sekai de tatta hitori

Konna ni mo boku o zutto

Taisetsu ni mite kurete iru kara

Tsutaetai yo

Iya iya iya iya iya iya yomo

suki no uchi da tte

Wakatte hoshī no wa yappari boku no wagamama?

Dame dame dame dame dame dame dayo

Sunao ni narenai

Hazukashī kimochi ni katsu tame no kōrya ku hō

Boku ni wa mada wakaranai n da

'hontō wa daisuki da' tte ōkina koe de sakebetara na

'hontō wa daisuki da' tte tsuyoku te o nigiretara ī na

#8 If I Say Nothing, It Won't Be Heard, But If I Say Something, It'll Be a Critical Hit. It Sucks Being a Family.

Medhimama-san, let's first calm down and talk!

You really are always in the way.

We shall duel to see who's really the number one mother!

Staff of Aperto, show them your power!

I'm sorry, everyone.

I just want to talk to Medhimama-san. Could you be calm for a moment?

Can you do that for me?

Wh-What was that? What just happened?

The golems I created took your orders?

I didn't order them. I asked.

But it's hard to draw that line, isn't it?

It was always something I worried about.

Worried about?

When my son was still little, you see...

Hiragana Drill

Whenever I told him to do something,

I was worried that I was just forcing him to be the way I wanted him to.

I would think about it for days.

Th-There's no need to worry about that.

Just say what you think.

A parent raises a child the way they want.

That's how it works.

You're right.

I think that's part of it.

But there's one thing you can never get wrong.

It's my time to shine!

Taste the beautiful, explosive power of a Super-Sage!

Hey, dummy!

Something bad always happens whenever you get cocky!

Spara la Magia bel mirale!

MP Drain

Masorpente!

H-How could this be?!

Before you freak out, get back!

You can tell she's a dark heroine, because her dark-based attacks are really powerful!

A healer with dark attacks is such a pain! What should I do about this?

If you want to do something, restore your MP first!

I know, sheesh!

Porta, give me an MP potion!

Okay!

Now you can restore to full!

Here, have some more!

M-My stomach...

Medhi, listen to me!

I know how you feel so much it hurts!

But your mom is so wonderful!

How?

It's bad enough having your mother follow you inside a game world, but...

Sailor uniforms...

School swimsuits...

And then she wins a beauty contest?

I've been forced to see so many things that I never wanted to see!

I'm really sick of it!

Please listen to me, Medhimama-san.

I think...

We parents raise our children to be wonderful adults.

We don't raise them for our own sake.

What? Something's really bright!

Is that Mother's Light?

No, that's...

When a mother has something she truly wants to share,

the feelings of mothers all over the world gather unto her and give her power,

so mama-san can use her light and words to spread her message!

It's the high-ranking mother skill,

"Mother's Words!"

See? Just look at that.

She's overpowered and amazing in any situation, and there's nothing for me to do.

But you know...

That doesn't mean throwing a tantrum like a kid will solve anything!

It just makes the wounds worse!

Our words, our feelings, the things we give them...

They're all for the sake of our children's growth!

O-Of course they are!

As a mother, that's always...

But earlier, I said I was doing it for myself.

Wh-Why did I say that?

Please, calm down.

You were under the influence of something bad.

Right now, you understand what's important.

You should be able to put the child you love more than anything first.

The child I love more than anything...

Medhi...

That's right! Medhi! What's happened to her?

Medhi!

Listen, Medhi!

What you think, what you want...

You need to tell her in your own words!

I haven't been able to yet,

but I think that's how it works!

Masato!

Uh-oh...

Medhi!

Medhimama-san!

Get back, Masato-kun.

I can't let another family's child be hurt.

I should be the one to take the hit.

Yes, because I'm her number one mother!

It's too late for you to pretend to be a mother!

That wasn't good!

Yeah...

Medhi...

I'll never forgive you! I'll never, ever forgive you!

That's right...

You couldn't ever forgive me!

What am I thinking, pretending to be a real mom after all I've done?

Medhi, you really look scary right now.

You had those feelings in your heart this whole time,

yet you still believed in me, and did what I said.

You're such a good kid...

What is this? I'm not sure how, but I can tell...

Right now, Medhimama-san... really cares about her daughter.

She's a real mother.

Masato-kun!

This really is rough...

Masato-kun, I told you to stand back. This is my problem!

I know!

You're the only one who can put an end to this.

But this is getting nowhere. First, I'll...

...do something about Medhi!

Currently in Battle

What are you going to do, though?

Believe in the power of a hero who saves the bonds of family!

Now... Wise, are you ready?

OK! I'm all set!

And I think I know what you want me to do!

Okay, Porta, get back.

Okay! Good luck!

Spara la Magia pel mirale!

Bomba Vento!

And now, more Bomba Vento!

Explosive Wind

She's in the sky, so she's yours!

That's pretty smart, coming from you, Wise!

Now to wake up the disobedient daughter.

What?

I can't let her get any deeper into her shell!

Damn it!

How about Mommy's attacks, then?

Sheesh...

She causes me so much trouble, and then she's there when I need her.

What's with mothers, really?

Medhi!

The person who cares about you more than anybody is waiting for you!

Go ahead, Ma-kun. Tell her.

So she can regain the bond between parent and child...

Let her hold you tight, and tell her everything you want to say!

Medhi!

Medhi! Medhi!

I'm sorry...

Medhi...

E-Even if you say that...

I still can't forgive you!

When I gave birth to her, I wondered if I could be a good mother...

What is a good mother?

What can you do to be a good mother?

I thought about it every day.

I decided I'd raise her to be a good girl. I made her do everything I could think of.

Studies, exercise and...

Just a little work to give her the right mindset.

I'm not sure if it was really just a little.

You're right. It was more than it should have been.

I knew I was putting her under a lot of stress.

But I didn't know what to do.

Mother...

And that's when I found this game.

I hoped it could get our relationship back on track. That's why I signed up.

So why did I say that?

I'm the worst mother...

Medhimama-san, that staff brings out the hidden urges in your heart, right?

Yes, so it seemed...

Which means you were under its influence,

and your desire to be a good mother was abnormally strengthened.

Everything you did wasn't for yourself. They were for Medhi.

There's no mistaking it, isn't that right?

I wanted her to grow up to be a good person.

But in the end...

Mother...

You're harsh on me for my own sake.

I'm really happy you feel that way.

But... um...

If you would care about my feelings, my will, as much as I care about yours,

I'd be even happier!

Can you do that?

I promise.

This time, I'll change who I am.

So please, keep being my daughter.

Of course, Mother!

I'll always be your daughter!

I guess that's that, then.

That's right. Now, everyone together...

Good work!

Yes! Good work!

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

You all graduated!!

You all graduated!!

You all graduated!!

You all graduated!!

You all graduated!!

Let's toast!!

Mama-san, the food you made is so good!

Thank you!

It's to celebrate us passing all our classes!

I made a lot!

Um, Medhimama-san...

Would you be willing to join our party?

We were saying that we'd love to have you two around.

We're a bit of a crazy party, without a dedicated healer.

Oh, but we're not after you just for your healing magic.

It just seems like it would be fun to adventure with you.

I appreciate it, but I'm afraid I can't.

Actually, I was planning to log out after this.

I need to go back to the real world and delete my dark legacy,

the blog I wrote on how to raise children.

I don't want anyone doing what it says and ending up like us.

So I can't take you up on your offer, but Medhi...

No, that's not for me to say.

What do you want to do? Do whatever you like.

I want to...

I was thinking I'd like to go with Masato-kun and the others!

Thank you for having me!

You may not be able to be my heroine,

but you can be a regular party member.

Hey, Masato-kun! The way you say it with that smile isn't fair!

I'll work really hard to be your heroine!

Hey, how about stuff like this?

Um... please stop.

Don't be like that, just fall for me already.

She's definitely got ill intentions.

She's scum.

Wise! "Scum" is a mean thing to say!

Huh? But the rules said parents and children needed to participate together.

Can Medhi stay on her own?

No need to worry.

Wise's case established a precedent.

I infoorm you that I can work things out on my end.

And so...

It's what you've all been waiting for! Bonus item time!

Hero Masato

Sage Wise

Merchant Porta

Healer Medhi

Oh, right.

We came to the school to get those, but I totally forgot.

I've been waiting for you, my Prevenire!

Normally, one SP gets you one spin.

But this special event gives you 11 spins for 10SP!

Wow! What a deal!

So if I pay 100 SP, I can get 110 spins!

I can do that! Prevenire!

Um... You don't just trade the points for the items themselves?

It's a gatcha.

A gatcha, huh?

Rare

Normal

Special Bonus!!

Stema of Power or Stuffed Animal!!

Stema of Power or Stuffed Animal!!

Stema of Power or Stuffed Animal!!

Stema of Power or Stuffed Animal!!

*Compared to items of the same rarity

Okay, we can do this!

Let's do it, guys!

*Compared to items of the same rarity

Congratulations!

Let's toast!!

Congratulations!

Masato, whose Hero class gives him lots of HP, gets consumable items that slightly boost HP.

Wise, who has a vast pool of MP as a Sage, gets consumable items that slightly boost MP.

I got the stuffed animal! It's what I wanted!

I'm so happy for you, Porta!

And you two got a whole bunch of stuff, too!

Honestly, you guys got screwed.

Damn it!

I never should've even tried!

Medhi! You do a draw, too!

I'll pass. I want to use those SP to boost my stats.

Now, the bonus present time is over.

But before that, as a reward for fighting so hard to defend the bond between mother and child...

I'll give you the chance to do one more draw.

Bonus

Go ahead, Masato!

Seriously?

Please! Please, GM's! I love you!

It's an apron that only mommies can equip!

Oh, my!

Oh, that's amazing.

It was a gatcha for children, but somehow you got equipment for a mom.

Come on. Nobody's buying that it was chance.

Even though my name's Shirase?

That doesn't even make sense.

Look, look, Ma-kun!

I'll treasure the present you gave me!

Well, that's good, I guess.

Araara mama ufufu no mama

Mama ko de

Mamako desu!

Tsūjō kōgeki zentai kōgeki

Ni kai kōgeki

Girudo o daidokoro epuron tsukete

O misoshiru kakushiaji haha no ai

Ohayō

Hoppe ni chū wa ni kai de okkishite

Mō monsutā-san ga irashita wa

Eiyatto~o saigowa makaseta wa ne

Erai wa ichinichi yoku ganbarimashita

Onsen iisho ni haitte

Hana maru māku

Maru!

Daiji na Mā-kun jiman no Mā-kun

Arigatō

Arigatō!

Anata ga ite

Watashi ga iru shiawase yo

The previous incident with Wise, and now this...

It's clear they're trying to cause discord between mother and child.

It appears someone is trying to shut down this MMMMMORPG.

However

if they want a fight...

...they'll give you one.

The hero parent and child who are awakening to their true power!

Next Time

Ma-kun, look! Mommy was able to type the tiny letters!