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In the beginning, was the lard.

Rise of the Planet of the Lard.

It was filled with lard.

The cradle that raised living things from the lard.

Time passed and animals of Cambrian - no, Camblardian - period exploded in growth.

The evolution of lard accelerated.

Lard left its name in history.

Just a little, if I take away the lard, all is lost.

A full moon...

It's so beautiful.

But... Full Lard is more beautiful.

Shined upon by the beautiful Lard, my mind and body rest in peace.

Don't you think so, commoners?

I feel like puking just from looking at the moon.

I'm getting heartburns...

The Lard is so big...

Once, the Earth was frozen.

Snowball Earth

Snowball Earth

Snowball Earth

Snowball Earth

Snowball Earth Snowball Earth...

Snowball Earth A world filled with snow and ice.

Snowball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Snowball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Snowball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Snowball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Snowball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Sivawball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Swaviball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Saviball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Saaviball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Lavdball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Lardball Earth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

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Lavdball Eqrth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

Lavdball Eqrth The Earth fell into its next phrase, Lardball Earth.

The world filled with Lard!

Taking all the lard in the world and releasing it...

The Lard will be the finishing blow to the Earth.

Its thickness on average can span over a few thousand meters!

Oink!

Imagine. Invoke our imagination.

The view of the Lard...

Imagine the new world fate takes us to.

Oink.

I can't imagine anything, Phantom Thief Blackie.

I'll catch you, Phantom Thief Blackie.

Blackie.

Boast while you can, Phantom Thief Blackie.

Don't you give me names on your own, ignorant girls.

Only a god can give himself his name.

I'll give myself my name.

My name is... God.

God of Lard.

The God that will rule the new world.

God of...

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He named himself the God...

You powerless girls sure are noisy.

Well now, it's quieted down.

Time for me to prepare for the toast of the new world.

We don't need wine before our meal. We'll quietly spread the Will of Lard.

A legendary Lard... I'll offer you that.

It'll be my Lard.

It's 100% fresh juice from Nero Wolfe.

Gramps...

The path to Eden.

Go to Eden of Lard.

W-Wait!

I'm within the universe.

The universe is within the God.

The God is within the Lard.

Finally, Lard is within my hands.

Legendary Lard

Legendary Lard

Legendary Lard

Legendary tard

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Like I'll let you eat the treasure of my ancestor!

So you're still alive,

We can't be beaten!

The Web of Lard will capture everything!

Web of Lard!

He can use such a movell

He's here!

Run!

The Fletching of Lard will pierce everything!

Fletching of Lard!

The national treasure of England.

The Sword of Beowulf!

In front of the moronic Metropolitan Police Department No!

In front of the moronic Metropolitan Police Department It is now mine.

It is now mine.

Powerful being...

Only powerful beings can take on powerful enemies.

But. +4

My enemies are far too few.

I forgot all about the person Britain has.

Puru Sonia, from Poirot Detective Academy.

Arsene!

Why are you in my country!

I don't have to answer your question.

You've made mistakes too.

Would you enlighten me on my mistakes!

I recommend you think it over carefully.

Everyone, run over there!

TL note: It's like Lupin's mansion. Arséne's rupan.

TL note: It's like Lupin's mansion.

TL note: It's like Lupin's mansion. Arséne's treasures of rupan!

So many beautiful accessories!

38 caskets!

The 7 of hearts trump card.

The Water Jug and King's Love Letters!

Amazing! Simply amazing!

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Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Herc, hurry! The enemy is coming!

Faster!

He's not coming...

Did we escape!

Stand, my other self!

Lard!

No way!

I shall take the Legendary Lard.

The force of Lard crushes everything.

Farrow Lard Scream!

Would you enlighten me on my mistakes!

I don't have to answer you.

But I can tell you.

You were mistaken about the path.

The path!

You took the other path, in order to escape from reality.

You're an unexpectedly weak person.

You're unexpectedly a weak person, as if you're a kid.

It's okay for kids to get help if they ask for it.

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...someday they will be able to walk on their own.

The seniors of Milky Holmes are the same too!

They're advancing by crawling on all fours all the time...

No, they're advancing by crawling together as a party...

Always, they lose their path, falling behind others...

But they will never forget the will to move on!

The one who will pull them back to the right path can only be the Student Council—

You're the one who's mistaken!

They'll always be useless...

Always be useless...

We're overloaded with grease.

My chest hurts...

My body is all cringing...

I can see our flower garden.

Music slard!

The time for the toast has arrived!

Oh all of the Lard in the world, come to me!

The time of Lard has come!

Bear?

Who ordered the secchino!

Fight!

So comfortable...

If this goes on, the Lard Impact will happen.

The world will end!

The Lard Moon is...

...50 big...

It's the end.

Not yet...

Not yet...

Oink.

A toast to the Lard.

Amazing,

Lavender... A red flower with many species.

Not just one or two, but a flower story.

A faint leathery taste, mixed with dried plums...

An extraordinary drink with gourmet taste.

Irresistible... The taste of 100% lard freshness...

Ah... I understand everything.

You're...

You're... the culprit!

Culprit!

Culprit!

Well deduced.

But I won't allow you to hinder me any longer.

You're under arrest!

Kokoro's IQ is 140 quindecillion seventeen minus nineteen...

You made Kokoro-chan.., Kokoro's IQ is 140 quindecillion seventeen minus nineteen...

Kokoro's IQ is 140 quindecillion seventeen minus nineteen...

You idiot, Kokoro's IQ is 140 quindecillion seventeen minus nineteen...

Hasegawa-san too...

Zenigata-san too...

Twenty-san too...

Stone River too...

Just one is enough.

Ratracool-san too...

Everyone...

Save us.

They defied God.

I don't know about God.

Do you know about God!

How about you!

Yokohama...

The world...

To protect them...

We will...

The seniors...

Someday but surely...

...become Milky Holmes!

Walk by their own two feet.

Detective Milky Holmes...

Almost,

We did it...

We got back our Toys!

How dare you hit mel!

We're doing this!

Yeah!

The Lard Fist that will break everything.

Destroyer of the Angry Lard!

Nero, it's coming from that side!

Leave it to mel

Barrier at full power!

Got it!

The weak will be crushed.

It's so slimy. He'll slide off.

We won't be able to crush him like this.

Sher!

Yes!

His stomach!

His stomach is his weak spot!

Herc, now's the time! Hold him tight!

He won't slide off.

Let go. Stop it!

Sorry!

W-We did it.

We saved Yokohama.

We got back our Toys.

As expected of us!

Not yet.

Not yet, oink.

Oh, Lard.

Oh, my Lard.

I am God.

God of Lard.

Lard is God.

God is Lard.

Lard... Larder... Lardest!

He's being eaten.

T-There's still more fight in him!

Wings of Lard!

Wings of Lard!

Pigarus!

Icarus, from the Greek mythology.

Gladius!

Aegis!

I'll defeat you before I create the new Lard World.

That weak barrier won't block my attacks.

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!

It won't work against me.

The weak will be crushed.

Don't you have any trump cards, Cordelial?

I don't really have any...

You're really unreliable.

Why must I take that from youl

Now now, don't fight.

Um... Everyone...

What's the matter, Herc-san?

This...

What's that thing?

A treasure from Arséne's rupan.

Wheat Straw.

Wheat straw! Wheat Straw.

Wheat straw!

What would that serve! Feed it to animals!

Now's not the time.

Read the atmosphere!

It had this explanation.

Legend says that Phantom Thief Rupan sucked the Toys of his opponents using this straw.

Then, if we can suck his all-powerful Toys...

His attack stopped!

He's coming!

From behind!

No, not correct,

From the right!

From the left!

Where is hel

He's below!

How slow can you be!

Time for the finale.

Get away from me.

Please save the seniors...

Strength is the power that oneself overlooks.

Power that surpasses egoism!

Time for me to end this meaningless battle.

Away with the darkness of the new Lard World!

Who are you!

So bright!

My Wings of Lard are melting!

The night tumed into day!

What's happening!

That just means justice trumps over evil!

He's exactly like the real Icarus.

No way.

How could this be! Everything should have been successful!

Let go! Oink!

Don't struggle.

I'll suck your Toys out!

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Should I really do if!

Hurry up, Sher!

Do it now, Sher!

Are you really sucking!

Suck harder!

This scene looks really disgusting.

Do it! All you need to do is to suck harder!

I'll protect Yokohama.

It's not working at all!

Shouldn't it be able to suck out Toys!

We were deceived!

We're detectives!

We'll save Yokohama!

Please give me the power!

Put your trust in it.

Without trying to save Yokohama...

...or thinking of saving the whole world, give it your all.

If you can't do that... you can't possibly...

Bl-ow.

Blow!

The legend was passed down wrongly!

Let's blow with all our might!

I can feel Nero's power.

Cordelia's power is burning up!

That's just your breath touching each other.

This is the sign that Milky Holmes has united as one!

It's a fact!

What's happening to me!

Last blow!

L-L-Lard!

Lard is coming out!

The lard has been released!

That's the end of Phantom Thief Qilishly black.

We saved Yokohama.

We released the Toys too.

Everyone, look at that!

Lard was not at fault.

It's the Lard God!

The real one!

The real one is so pretty!

It takes only a little bit of ill will to revive the sealed evil in lard.

So now I'll take this with me.

Please do not hate lard.

Please love lard.

Yes!

We are the lard.

We are the chilled lard used by many!

Lard's falling, We are the chilled lard used by many!

I'm so happy. I'm surrounded with lard.

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My IQ is 14 zillion!

18 zeros!

I'm Akechi Kokoro, genius beautiful girl of the police force who graduated from Harvard University!

Are you ready, Mr. Bean!

I'm Rat!

Rat! R-a-t!

This presence! Rat! R-a-t!

It's Arséne-samal It's definitely her!

Those girls really...

Arséne-samal

Welcome back. I have stretched my neck long waiting for you.

Welcome back. I have stretched my neck long waiting for you.

Welcome back. I have stretched my neck long waiting for you.

Our master!

Do you still call me your master?

We swore loyalty to you...

...that we will protect you...

...and be your comrades!

That's why we formed our knighthood!

We're the Phantom Thief Empire.

We only follow youl

Yokahama is glowing.

It's so beautiful.

Santa-san will be happy.

I'm sure!

Merry Lard-mas!

Even though I have abandoned everything, lest I know everything has come back to my hands.

Is this fate!

The feeling that pushed me to the limits just blew off.

Something in my heart has been ignited.

Can I set myself freell

Next time, Henriette's return.

Next time, Henriette's return.

Next time, Henriette's return.

Next time, Henriette's return.

Next time, Henriette's return.

Next time, Henriette's return.

Next time, Henriette's return.

Henriette's Return Next time, Henriette's return.

Henriette's Return Next time, Henriette's return.

Henriette's Return Next time, Henriette's return.

Henriette's Return Next time, Henriette's return.

Henrietis's Rstum Next time, Henriette's return.

Herrislis's Retum Next time, Henriette's return.

Hervislis's Retum Next time, Henriette's return.

Hervislis's Roum Next time, Henriette's return.

Hervislis's Roum Next time, Henriette's return.

Next time, Henriette's return.

Next time, Henriette's return.

Next time, Henriette's return.

Hesuislie's Rehan The culprit is me.

Herslslie's Rehan Now, Milky Holmes, please look forward to it.

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