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Toys. They are miraculous buds that swell from the hearts of the chosen.

Some flowers are born pure, while others bloom laced with poison.

The Age of Detectives.

The two flowers, vying for beauty.

Their names are the Detective and the Phantom Thief.

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Yay! It's white rice!

Itadakimasul

Delicious!

We get AC here as well.

No one would complain at us lazing off, too!

This is the best!

Y-You little...!

Now, now. Milky Holmes being useless shouldn't be news to us.

By the way, I wonder what's up with the president.

Usually she'd come to bail us out.

She'll probably be here soon!

I have to finish this before she comes!

Thanks for the meal.

We can eat all of these because Sher caused the explosion at Kamakura's Great Detective.

Nice one, Sher!

Oh please, I just happened to press the switch, that's all!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

Get the hell out, you lot!

It's hot...

We got kicked out of heaven.

Huh!

Kamaboko!

Was he waiting for us to get out the whole time!

Kamaboko, good boy!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

On the other hand, what's the prez up to!

Shall we look for her in her room, which has cold juice and air conditioning?

Agreed!

Milky Holmes... My only rival...

No one could keep it up against me.

Even with treasure in hand, / felt empty.

That's when they came along and fired me up.

I've got a gift for you!

Here, a flower of hope!

We're back!

Oh!

Henriette-san!

Aren't you going to turn the lights on!

Did you know! We were behind bars for days!

I accidentally detonated a bomb inside Kamakura's Great Detective!

But the detention cell was like heaven on earth!

We had pickled radishes as a side dish.

Henriette-san!

Please stop this!

If you drink Oolong tea like that—!

I can't believe you'd get this drunk from Oolong teal

Oolong tea... is bad for you...

Oolong tea tastes good and all, but too much of it is bad for your health!

What I drink is my business.

Please don't get so upset just because your homework piled up over summer vacation!

Eh, your homework piled up?

Like that would happen. She's not you, Nero.

Don't speak about me like that!

You're best off smiling, Henriette-san!

Please leave. Now.

You don't have to work so hard.

It's better to be the only one rather than number one!

Being useless is a habit!

Even if you're more useless than us,

just believe in this flower of hope.

Henriette-san!

Everyone.

You must be hungry, right!

Let's have supper.

Cafeteria Too Many Cooks

So many goodies!

How did it end up like this!

There's plenty more, so take your time!

Yes!

Yum!

I wonder what this is for, though.

Obviously it's to praise me, Akechi Kokoro, the genius girl!

Not a chance.

Uploading to Facehmph.

What is she thinking, giving Milky Holmes such a feast...

They'd just take advantage of her kindness, anyways.

Don't you understand! Henriette-sama's planning to degrade Milky Holmes!

I see! She's planning to degrade them by letting them taste heaven!

If that's the case, I need to make something they'll never forget!

I'll help you out.

Beautiful Me will also help out!

Now, decorate my BEAUTIFUL body!

I want more! Bananas and dumplings, for example!

I want to eat ramen!

Yummy! I want to eat ramen!

Please enjoy yourselves thoroughly.

This is the last supper.

What does that mean!

We apologize for the interruption, but we have urgent news.

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Special Report! Advance notice from Phantom Thief Arséne She claims that she will demolish Holmes Detective Academy tonight.

Special Report! Advance notice from Phantom Thief Arséne She claims that she will demolish Holmes Detective Academy tonight.

Special Report! Advance notice from Phantom Thief Arséne She claims that she will demolish Holmes Detective Academy tonight.

Heh!

Demolish!

Didn't she mean "steal"...!

Henriette-sama...

This is Akechi Kokoro, the Yokohama Police's genius girl with an IQ of 14,000,000,000,000!

The whole school must obey my orders.

Wait, where are the rest of the students?

It's summer vacation. It can't be helped.

Apparently, most of them are back in their hometowns.

What a useless lot!

Oh well, I didn't need a shield in the first place.

By the way...

Kokoro-chan!

Neti?

Rami?

Hole

Potsl?

I set up traps like that, so do your best to avoid them.

And...

Don't call me Kokoro-chan!

I don't see the need in detectives,

and I don't mind if the academy gets crushed,

but this is my job so I'll have to help you lot out.

Cry tears of joy!

Kokoro-san, you're being too obvious.

Why is Akechi giving us orders, anyways!

What's the President doing?

Oh, right. We haven't seen her around.

Where is she hiding?

Students of Holmes Detective Academy.

I'll take the lead from here.

Please give me your cooperation.

As long as the President is with us, Arséne is nothing!

I devote myself to the President!

Didn't I just say that /7/ take control!

Listen to mel

It can't be helped.

The prez is more reliable,

Girls vs. women, after all.

Ragel!

Henriette-san!

The Student Council President of Holmes Detective Academy is no match for me.

It can't be!

Arsénel

Phantom Thief Arsene! Give us our President back!

I'll have you arrested today for sure! Tsugiko, Hirano, Saku!

Right!

Yes!

Alrighty-o.

Milky Holmes! Move out!

Police force, attack!

We'll protect the Detective Academy-oink!

Toys of Resplendence.

Arsene!

Arsene!

Stop there, Arsénel!

Time to get what's coming to you-oink!

I'll catch you here and now-oink!

Oink!

Phantom Thief Arséne! You're going in jail

Wait!

That Arséne looks different than usual.

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Lard charge!

20000 kcal!

The mark of a pig's vow to a sword!

That's Phantom Thief Arséne no matter how you look at her!

My eyes never lie!

There's no way we'd mistake someone else for Arséne!

That's... Arséne...

You're under arrest!

Wait!

What's Arséne-sama thinking?

She usually steals first and destroys later! This isn't like her!

Damn you, Arsénel Damn you, Arsene! Damn you, Arsene! Arsene! You're under arrest!

Damn you, Arsénel Damn you, Arsene! Damn you, Arséne!

This is Arséne-sama we're talking about. She must have a reason for this.

What reason!

T-That's...

T-There must be treasure hidden near the school!

It must be! It has to bel

If that is so, this is not the place to be gushing oil!

Yeah, let's go too!

Wait, that's...

You're cornered, Arséne!

You're so afraid of Akechi Kokoro that you're at a loss for words!

Huh!

Wake up!

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Wake up!

Don't move!

My G4 has gracefully broken out of your illusions!

Except the one who broke it for us is Poporo Mark Il.

Stop your futile resistance and give up!

Futile resistance!

Are you mistaking me for yourselves!

Shut him up.

I can't.

I'll show you just how deadly martial arts and bullets are together!

She's playing with us!

We do have a secret weapon...

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Secret weapon! What the hell is this crap!!

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Ow... What happened!

My beloved You!

The laundry...

Why is Arséne-sama going so far!

No, there must be a deeper meaning behind this.

There must be. There has to bel

Am I right?

Arséne-sama, please tell us where the treasure is!

We will help out too!

Treasure! There's no such thing.

Then why are you doing this!

I felt like crushing Holmes Detective Academy with my own hands.

That's all.

As the one most loyal to you, my master,

Arséne-sama, I shall open your eyes!

Back off!

What the hell are you doing!?

Pointing a blade at Arséne-sama is traitorous to the max!

Are you pointing your sword at me!

I guess that's fine too.

All three of you. Come at me.

What are you on about! This isn't like the Arséne-sama we know!

If you wish to commit yourselves as phantom thieves, then duel not with power, but with beauly and intelligence.

The jewels you steal are in misery.

That's right, this isn't being a Phantom Thief!

This isn't how the beautiful Arséne-sama does things!

We must guide her right.

Rat! Twenty!

We swear allegiance to Arséne-sama,

to protect her,

and side with her.

We are knights brought together for that reason;

we are the Phantom Thief Empire!

That, as of today, will disband.

I shall leave Yokohama.

What do you mean!!

I've said it already.

What are you saying?!

I won't take that as an answer!

If you manage to defeat me, then I'll take that back.

Can you!

Even if it costs me my life, I'll stop Arséne-samal

We just need to beat you, right!

I'm starting to get excited.

What do you mean, disband!!

Leave Yokohama!

I'll win! I'll win and stop you!

What were we doing...!

So you're finally awake from the illusion!

Why are they fighting?

No! Not with attacks like these!

Turn into a doll!

Super ultra proud dangerous wonderful joker!

Ain't I wonderful?

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Did we get her?

You have become stronger.

Not a single scratch?

Thunder.

I'm charred!

A real lightning strike!

Her illusions turned into reality?

Her Toys have powered up.

You want more, don't you!

Evening Star, Venus!

Yes!

Ultima.

L-La France!

It's Rat. Rat.

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You said you'd lend me money!

You said you'd become my guarantor!

I didn't...

Don't die on me, La France!

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La France!!

We'll never win one on one.

Give me a hand!

How sweet of you. Very well...

This'll be our first time doing it together!

Don't put it like that!

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Are you alive!

Of course!

Ishinagare Jiggle-Jiggle Tri-Handjob Fist!!

Let's go too!

Lightning!

Twenty!

To think she's this powerful...

I'll admit, you are strong.

However, the sad truth is that I'm stronger.

The Phantom Thief Empire is hereby disbanded.

Arsene... sama....

Phantom Thief Arséne!

You're under arrest!

You won't get away!

We're your opponents!

Please give up and surrender!

We won't let you destroy the academy just yet!

Sherlock Shellingford.

Just what are you!

I'm a Milky Holmes.

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