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I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Thanks for
I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Thanks for
I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Thanks for watching. Thanks for joining us. We are
watching. Thanks for joining us. We are
watching. Thanks for joining us. We are as always.
as always.
as always. That's very kind. Coming to you from our
That's very kind. Coming to you from our
That's very kind. Coming to you from our home in Los Angeles, California, where
home in Los Angeles, California, where
home in Los Angeles, California, where we dodged a bullet this morning. And uh
we dodged a bullet this morning. And uh
we dodged a bullet this morning. And uh when I say we, I mean hundreds of
when I say we, I mean hundreds of
when I say we, I mean hundreds of thousands of parents dodged a bullet
thousands of parents dodged a bullet
thousands of parents dodged a bullet this morning. Cuz last night around
this morning. Cuz last night around
this morning. Cuz last night around 8:30, did you get this camera? A lot of
8:30, did you get this camera? A lot of
8:30, did you get this camera? A lot of parents from with kids in the LA Unified
parents from with kids in the LA Unified
parents from with kids in the LA Unified School District got a text saying talks
School District got a text saying talks
School District got a text saying talks with the schools custodians, food
with the schools custodians, food
with the schools custodians, food workers, teaching assistants, and bus
workers, teaching assistants, and bus
workers, teaching assistants, and bus drivers union were continuing through
drivers union were continuing through
drivers union were continuing through the night and if they didn't make a
the night and if they didn't make a
the night and if they didn't make a deal, there would be no school today cuz
deal, there would be no school today cuz
deal, there would be no school today cuz the workers were going straight. And
the workers were going straight. And
the workers were going straight. And then at 6:30 this morning, they sent
then at 6:30 this morning, they sent
then at 6:30 this morning, they sent another one letting everyone know they
another one letting everyone know they
another one letting everyone know they made a deal and school would be open,
made a deal and school would be open,
made a deal and school would be open, which was a huge relief for parents and
which was a huge relief for parents and
which was a huge relief for parents and just a major disappointment for kids.
just a major disappointment for kids.
just a major disappointment for kids. This is it's as close as they get to a
This is it's as close as they get to a
This is it's as close as they get to a snow day here to have a a strike. But
snow day here to have a a strike. But
snow day here to have a a strike. But good for them. Tater tots for everybody,
good for them. Tater tots for everybody,
good for them. Tater tots for everybody, right? Meanwhile,
right? Meanwhile,
right? Meanwhile, also returning to school, members of
also returning to school, members of
also returning to school, members of Congress. Congress was back in session
Congress. Congress was back in session
Congress. Congress was back in session today. Uh you may be shocked to hear
today. Uh you may be shocked to hear
today. Uh you may be shocked to hear this, but Congress had been on recess
this, but Congress had been on recess
this, but Congress had been on recess for the last two weeks. I know I didn't
for the last two weeks. I know I didn't
for the last two weeks. I know I didn't notice a difference either, but members
notice a difference either, but members
notice a difference either, but members of the House got right back to work on
of the House got right back to work on
of the House got right back to work on Tuesday. Why they didn't work on Monday
Tuesday. Why they didn't work on Monday
Tuesday. Why they didn't work on Monday like the rest of us? I don't know. But
like the rest of us? I don't know. But
like the rest of us? I don't know. But they were there on Tuesday and they're
they were there on Tuesday and they're
they were there on Tuesday and they're happy to see each other. They missed
happy to see each other. They missed
happy to see each other. They missed each other. Lindsey Graham showed all
each other. Lindsey Graham showed all
each other. Lindsey Graham showed all his pictures from Disney World. And
his pictures from Disney World. And
his pictures from Disney World. And there he is.
there he is.
there he is. He's
He's
He's Lindsay was spotted in Orlando over the
Lindsay was spotted in Orlando over the
Lindsay was spotted in Orlando over the break holding a Little Mermaid bubble
break holding a Little Mermaid bubble
break holding a Little Mermaid bubble wand. And as if that wasn't embarrassing
wand. And as if that wasn't embarrassing
wand. And as if that wasn't embarrassing enough, this is the first thing he got
enough, this is the first thing he got
enough, this is the first thing he got hit with at the office today.
hit with at the office today.
hit with at the office today. >> Graham, how are you, man? I'm from TMZ.
>> Graham, how are you, man? I'm from TMZ.
>> Graham, how are you, man? I'm from TMZ. Could I just ask you about the bubble
Could I just ask you about the bubble
Could I just ask you about the bubble one, sir?
one, sir?
one, sir? >> Can I ask you quickly about the bubble
>> Can I ask you quickly about the bubble
>> Can I ask you quickly about the bubble one?
>> And that's why we have TMZ. You know,
>> And that's why we have TMZ. You know,
>> And that's why we have TMZ. You know, everybody else is screaming about the
everybody else is screaming about the
everybody else is screaming about the straight of horses.
straight of horses.
straight of horses. They ask the questions that matter. I
They ask the questions that matter. I
They ask the questions that matter. I hope he gets asked that question every
hope he gets asked that question every
hope he gets asked that question every day for the whole rest of his life. We
day for the whole rest of his life. We
day for the whole rest of his life. We also got a rare glimpse at former
also got a rare glimpse at former
also got a rare glimpse at former President Joe Biden today. Remember him?
President Joe Biden today. Remember him?
President Joe Biden today. Remember him? The old guy with the Ray-B bands? Well,
The old guy with the Ray-B bands? Well,
The old guy with the Ray-B bands? Well, Joe Biden showed up at his alma mater,
Joe Biden showed up at his alma mater,
Joe Biden showed up at his alma mater, Syracuse University, for the unveiling
Syracuse University, for the unveiling
Syracuse University, for the unveiling of a portrait, which I forgot he went to
of a portrait, which I forgot he went to
of a portrait, which I forgot he went to Syracuse. When I think of the orange
Syracuse. When I think of the orange
Syracuse. When I think of the orange men, I only think of Trump now. It's But
men, I only think of Trump now. It's But
men, I only think of Trump now. It's But Biden gave a shout out during the speech
Biden gave a shout out during the speech
Biden gave a shout out during the speech to Jeffrey Scrugs, the chairman of the
to Jeffrey Scrugs, the chairman of the
to Jeffrey Scrugs, the chairman of the board of trustees at Syracuse, who he
board of trustees at Syracuse, who he
board of trustees at Syracuse, who he believes bears a strong resemblance to
believes bears a strong resemblance to
believes bears a strong resemblance to one of his former co-workers. And by the
one of his former co-workers. And by the
one of his former co-workers. And by the way, uh I always want to turn around one
way, uh I always want to turn around one
way, uh I always want to turn around one guy and say, "Uh, Barack, what are you
guy and say, "Uh, Barack, what are you
guy and say, "Uh, Barack, what are you doing?
doing?
doing? Come here. Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here. Come here.
Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here."
I feel like he should be standing on the
I feel like he should be standing on the
I feel like he should be standing on the right and I should be standing on the
right and I should be standing on the
right and I should be standing on the left.
left.
left. >> Hey, he doesn't look at Brock
>> Hey, he doesn't look at Brock
>> Hey, he doesn't look at Brock anyway.
anyway.
anyway. >> No, no, he doesn't. He uh not really at
>> No, no, he doesn't. He uh not really at
>> No, no, he doesn't. He uh not really at least he didn't think it was Barack, I
least he didn't think it was Barack, I
least he didn't think it was Barack, I guess. I don't know. Just looking for
guess. I don't know. Just looking for
guess. I don't know. Just looking for some positives here. I don't know. Maybe
some positives here. I don't know. Maybe
some positives here. I don't know. Maybe he has cataracts. Okay. And then it was
he has cataracts. Okay. And then it was
he has cataracts. Okay. And then it was time for the big reveal of the painting.
time for the big reveal of the painting.
time for the big reveal of the painting. And yeah,
And yeah,
And yeah, look at that
look at that
look at that pus and his and his scrotus. Dr. Jill is
pus and his and his scrotus. Dr. Jill is
pus and his and his scrotus. Dr. Jill is a very lucky lady. She really is. After
a very lucky lady. She really is. After
a very lucky lady. She really is. After the portrait unveiling, President Biden
the portrait unveiling, President Biden
the portrait unveiling, President Biden made a speech and what he said took a
made a speech and what he said took a
made a speech and what he said took a lot of people there by surprise.
lot of people there by surprise.
lot of people there by surprise. >> I'm staying in a race.
>> Maybe run for the governor of
>> Maybe run for the governor of
>> Maybe run for the governor of California. It's wide open. We are now
California. It's wide open. We are now
California. It's wide open. We are now on uh week seven of the war Trump won
on uh week seven of the war Trump won
on uh week seven of the war Trump won six weeks ago and day two of Hormuza
six weeks ago and day two of Hormuza
six weeks ago and day two of Hormuza Palooa. Yesterday, Trump decided to
Palooa. Yesterday, Trump decided to
Palooa. Yesterday, Trump decided to blockade the blockade around the
blockade the blockade around the
blockade the blockade around the straight of Hormuz, which right now is a
straight of Hormuz, which right now is a
straight of Hormuz, which right now is a lot like his colon. Fully obstructed
lot like his colon. Fully obstructed
lot like his colon. Fully obstructed with no movement expected anytime soon.
with no movement expected anytime soon.
with no movement expected anytime soon. But you know what?
But you know what?
But you know what? In fairness,
In fairness,
In fairness, nobody ever said this was going to be
nobody ever said this was going to be
nobody ever said this was going to be easy.
easy.
easy. Oh, wait.
Oh, wait.
Oh, wait. He did say it would be easy. But if the
He did say it would be easy. But if the
He did say it would be easy. But if the Iranians come back to the table, JD
Iranians come back to the table, JD
Iranians come back to the table, JD Vance is expected to lead the next round
Vance is expected to lead the next round
Vance is expected to lead the next round of negotiations because he did such a
of negotiations because he did such a
of negotiations because he did such a good job the first time. Um if not,
good job the first time. Um if not,
good job the first time. Um if not, Trump says our military is locked and
Trump says our military is locked and
Trump says our military is locked and loaded. That's right. The troops are
loaded. That's right. The troops are
loaded. That's right. The troops are locked and Pete Hexath is loaded. So
locked and Pete Hexath is loaded. So
locked and Pete Hexath is loaded. So look out. We also got an update on the
look out. We also got an update on the
look out. We also got an update on the other war being waged in the Middle East
other war being waged in the Middle East
other war being waged in the Middle East between Israel and Lebanon, which I
between Israel and Lebanon, which I
between Israel and Lebanon, which I don't think most people even realize is
don't think most people even realize is
don't think most people even realize is happening. I think they fig mostly Did
happening. I think they fig mostly Did
happening. I think they fig mostly Did you know that was happening, G?
you know that was happening, G?
you know that was happening, G? >> No, I didn't have no idea.
>> No, I didn't have no idea.
>> No, I didn't have no idea. So in Washington today, Israel and
So in Washington today, Israel and
So in Washington today, Israel and Lebanon hel had had their first direct
Lebanon hel had had their first direct
Lebanon hel had had their first direct talks in more than 30 years. If you're
talks in more than 30 years. If you're
talks in more than 30 years. If you're not familiar with the relationship
not familiar with the relationship
not familiar with the relationship between these countries, Israel and
between these countries, Israel and
between these countries, Israel and Lebanon having talks is like if uh Drake
Lebanon having talks is like if uh Drake
Lebanon having talks is like if uh Drake and Kendrick Lamar elote, okay,
and Kendrick Lamar elote, okay,
and Kendrick Lamar elote, okay, hopefully they will keep talking because
hopefully they will keep talking because
hopefully they will keep talking because we've got a big mess over there. And
we've got a big mess over there. And
we've got a big mess over there. And listen, I know I'm not an expert when it
listen, I know I'm not an expert when it
listen, I know I'm not an expert when it comes to war and this sort of thing. I
comes to war and this sort of thing. I
comes to war and this sort of thing. I know I'm not the president's son-in-law,
know I'm not the president's son-in-law,
know I'm not the president's son-in-law, but I feel like I have an idea that of
but I feel like I have an idea that of
but I feel like I have an idea that of how we could finally end this and see
how we could finally end this and see
how we could finally end this and see what you think of this. So, part of the
what you think of this. So, part of the
what you think of this. So, part of the problem is um we killed the Ayatollah or
problem is um we killed the Ayatollah or
problem is um we killed the Ayatollah or Israel killed the Ayatollah, but Iran
Israel killed the Ayatollah, but Iran
Israel killed the Ayatollah, but Iran replaced him with an even Ayatollier
replaced him with an even Ayatollier
replaced him with an even Ayatollier Ayatollah and Trump doesn't like the new
Ayatollah and Trump doesn't like the new
Ayatollah and Trump doesn't like the new leader they picked and we don't like the
leader they picked and we don't like the
leader they picked and we don't like the leader we picked. Okay, so stay with me
leader we picked. Okay, so stay with me
leader we picked. Okay, so stay with me here. Maybe
here. Maybe
here. Maybe we
we
we can kill two birds with one stone and
can kill two birds with one stone and
can kill two birds with one stone and make Donald Trump the new Ayatollah.
make Donald Trump the new Ayatollah.
make Donald Trump the new Ayatollah. We let him go run Iran and then we lock
We let him go run Iran and then we lock
We let him go run Iran and then we lock him out when he tries to come back.
him out when he tries to come back.
him out when he tries to come back. Think about it.
Think about it.
Think about it. Makes a lot of sense. You know, Iran has
Makes a lot of sense. You know, Iran has
Makes a lot of sense. You know, Iran has palaces made of gold for him to bulldoze
palaces made of gold for him to bulldoze
palaces made of gold for him to bulldoze and make even golder. You have a lot of
and make even golder. You have a lot of
and make even golder. You have a lot of the same views when it comes to free
the same views when it comes to free
the same views when it comes to free speech, women's rights. It's a slam
speech, women's rights. It's a slam
speech, women's rights. It's a slam dunk. And all he really needs is a beard
dunk. And all he really needs is a beard
dunk. And all he really needs is a beard and this war is done.
and this war is done.
and this war is done. I for one
I for one
I for one cannot think of a better way for Trump
cannot think of a better way for Trump
cannot think of a better way for Trump to deliver on his promise to make Iran a
to deliver on his promise to make Iran a
to deliver on his promise to make Iran a living hell than to become their leader.
living hell than to become their leader.
living hell than to become their leader. Boss Baby took a break last night from
Boss Baby took a break last night from
Boss Baby took a break last night from his wars with the Pope and Bruce
his wars with the Pope and Bruce
his wars with the Pope and Bruce Springsteen to have some fun with AI.
Springsteen to have some fun with AI.
Springsteen to have some fun with AI. And I don't know who made this video,
And I don't know who made this video,
And I don't know who made this video, but he loved it so much he posted it for
but he loved it so much he posted it for
but he loved it so much he posted it for everyone to enjoy.
everyone to enjoy.
everyone to enjoy. Good for today. So many songs we forgot
Good for today. So many songs we forgot
Good for today. So many songs we forgot to play. So many dreams ringing out of
to play. So many dreams ringing out of
to play. So many dreams ringing out of our
our
our true
true
true forever.
forever.
forever. I want to be forever young.
I want to be forever young.
I want to be forever young. Do you really want to live forever?
Do you really want to live forever?
Do you really want to live forever? Forever.
Forever young. I love to be forever
Forever young. I love to be forever
Forever young. I love to be forever young.
>> Forever dumb. It is fun to watch him
>> Forever dumb. It is fun to watch him
>> Forever dumb. It is fun to watch him swell up and expand over the years. Like
swell up and expand over the years. Like
swell up and expand over the years. Like when they blow up the Macy's
when they blow up the Macy's
when they blow up the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. He
Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. He
Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. He clearly just wants to spend his time
clearly just wants to spend his time
clearly just wants to spend his time watching internet slop all day. He loves
watching internet slop all day. He loves
watching internet slop all day. He loves that. And I'm fine with that, by the
that. And I'm fine with that, by the
that. And I'm fine with that, by the way. Lock him in a room with a big
way. Lock him in a room with a big
way. Lock him in a room with a big bucket of KFC. put him on an IV drip of
bucket of KFC. put him on an IV drip of
bucket of KFC. put him on an IV drip of AI videos of himself climbing Mount
AI videos of himself climbing Mount
AI videos of himself climbing Mount Everest and fist fighting a shark, dry
Everest and fist fighting a shark, dry
Everest and fist fighting a shark, dry humping Marilyn Monroe, you name it, and
humping Marilyn Monroe, you name it, and
humping Marilyn Monroe, you name it, and let him do that. You know, according to
let him do that. You know, according to
let him do that. You know, according to a report in the Wall Street Journal,
a report in the Wall Street Journal,
a report in the Wall Street Journal, Trump has repeatedly promised to pardon
Trump has repeatedly promised to pardon
Trump has repeatedly promised to pardon everyone in his orbit. He has promised
everyone in his orbit. He has promised
everyone in his orbit. He has promised to pardon anyone who comes within 200 ft
to pardon anyone who comes within 200 ft
to pardon anyone who comes within 200 ft of the Oval Office. Basically, everyone
of the Oval Office. Basically, everyone
of the Oval Office. Basically, everyone but Melania will get a pardon when he
but Melania will get a pardon when he
but Melania will get a pardon when he goes. And it's unclear if he's being
goes. And it's unclear if he's being
goes. And it's unclear if he's being serious or not or if this is one of
serious or not or if this is one of
serious or not or if this is one of those things where that starts out as a
those things where that starts out as a
those things where that starts out as a joke but then actually happens like him
joke but then actually happens like him
joke but then actually happens like him being the president of the United
being the president of the United
being the president of the United States. But it's interesting
States. But it's interesting
States. But it's interesting because during his first four years in
because during his first four years in
because during his first four years in office, Trump granted 144 pardons. So
office, Trump granted 144 pardons. So
office, Trump granted 144 pardons. So far, not even halfway into this one,
far, not even halfway into this one,
far, not even halfway into this one, he's already pardoned 1600 deserving
he's already pardoned 1600 deserving
he's already pardoned 1600 deserving patriots. What a forgiving. Maybe he
patriots. What a forgiving. Maybe he
patriots. What a forgiving. Maybe he really is Jesus, you know? I mean, 1600
really is Jesus, you know? I mean, 1600
really is Jesus, you know? I mean, 1600 that must be every pedophile he knows.
that must be every pedophile he knows.
that must be every pedophile he knows. And then he says the pope pope is weak
And then he says the pope pope is weak
And then he says the pope pope is weak on crime. As you undoubtedly know, our
on crime. As you undoubtedly know, our
on crime. As you undoubtedly know, our blasphemer and chief is angry at Pope
blasphemer and chief is angry at Pope
blasphemer and chief is angry at Pope Leo because the Pope dared to criticize
Leo because the Pope dared to criticize
Leo because the Pope dared to criticize his war on Iran. He lashed out at the
his war on Iran. He lashed out at the
his war on Iran. He lashed out at the Pope. And that is putting the magosphere
Pope. And that is putting the magosphere
Pope. And that is putting the magosphere in a bit of a tight spot because, you
in a bit of a tight spot because, you
in a bit of a tight spot because, you know, the same people who are in favor
know, the same people who are in favor
know, the same people who are in favor of of prayer and schools, uh, respect
of of prayer and schools, uh, respect
of of prayer and schools, uh, respect for the church suddenly now find
for the church suddenly now find
for the church suddenly now find themselves in the unexpected position of
themselves in the unexpected position of
themselves in the unexpected position of having to defend an attack on the pope.
having to defend an attack on the pope.
having to defend an attack on the pope. Look, you're just a man. He's just a
Look, you're just a man. He's just a
Look, you're just a man. He's just a man. Take a look at what President Trump
man. Take a look at what President Trump
man. Take a look at what President Trump said to him on Twitter. POPE LEO IS WEAK
said to him on Twitter. POPE LEO IS WEAK
said to him on Twitter. POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME AND TERRIBLE FOR foreign
ON CRIME AND TERRIBLE FOR foreign
ON CRIME AND TERRIBLE FOR foreign policy.
policy.
policy. I don't want a pope who thinks it's okay
I don't want a pope who thinks it's okay
I don't want a pope who thinks it's okay for Iran to have a nuclear weapon. I
for Iran to have a nuclear weapon. I
for Iran to have a nuclear weapon. I like his brother Lewis much better than
like his brother Lewis much better than
like his brother Lewis much better than I like him because Lewis is all MAGA. He
I like him because Lewis is all MAGA. He
I like him because Lewis is all MAGA. He gets it and Leo doesn't. And I think
gets it and Leo doesn't. And I think
gets it and Leo doesn't. And I think this was a way of signaling it's all
this was a way of signaling it's all
this was a way of signaling it's all going to be okay.
going to be okay.
going to be okay. Wait, how can that be the conclusion?
Wait, how can that be the conclusion?
Wait, how can that be the conclusion? That's his signal. It's it's all going
That's his signal. It's it's all going
That's his signal. It's it's all going to be okay. I mean, what then? What's
to be okay. I mean, what then? What's
to be okay. I mean, what then? What's the signal for distress? He strangles
the signal for distress? He strangles
the signal for distress? He strangles Elmo to death. Greg Kelly isn't the only
Elmo to death. Greg Kelly isn't the only
Elmo to death. Greg Kelly isn't the only one siding with Trump over the Pope. The
one siding with Trump over the Pope. The
one siding with Trump over the Pope. The always malleable Senator Lindsey Graham
always malleable Senator Lindsey Graham
always malleable Senator Lindsey Graham dropped by Hannity last night with a
dropped by Hannity last night with a
dropped by Hannity last night with a tough message for Pope.
tough message for Pope.
tough message for Pope. >> To the Pope, you're a good holy man. You
>> To the Pope, you're a good holy man. You
>> To the Pope, you're a good holy man. You don't understand the evil of Iran.
don't understand the evil of Iran.
don't understand the evil of Iran. You're miscalculating here, Pope.
You're miscalculating here, Pope.
You're miscalculating here, Pope. >> Yeah, Pope, you're miscalculating. Now,
>> Yeah, Pope, you're miscalculating. Now,
>> Yeah, Pope, you're miscalculating. Now, prepare to feel the wrath of my bubble
prepare to feel the wrath of my bubble
prepare to feel the wrath of my bubble wand.
wand.
wand. And by the way,
And by the way,
And by the way, it isn't just Catholics. Trump is doing
it isn't just Catholics. Trump is doing
it isn't just Catholics. Trump is doing his best to upset every faction of
his best to upset every faction of
his best to upset every faction of Christianity. After he lambasted the
Christianity. After he lambasted the
Christianity. After he lambasted the Pope, he posted an image of himself as
Pope, he posted an image of himself as
Pope, he posted an image of himself as Jesus. And then when everyone got mad,
Jesus. And then when everyone got mad,
Jesus. And then when everyone got mad, he said, "Oh, I didn't know that was
he said, "Oh, I didn't know that was
he said, "Oh, I didn't know that was Jesus. I thought that was me as a doctor
Jesus. I thought that was me as a doctor
Jesus. I thought that was me as a doctor healing people." Which is so lame. Not
healing people." Which is so lame. Not
healing people." Which is so lame. Not one person believes this. It is quite
one person believes this. It is quite
one person believes this. It is quite clearly an image of Jesus with his dumb
clearly an image of Jesus with his dumb
clearly an image of Jesus with his dumb head on it. Right? I mean, right?
head on it. Right? I mean, right?
head on it. Right? I mean, right? >> Well, maybe not right. Does anyone
>> Well, maybe not right. Does anyone
>> Well, maybe not right. Does anyone remember Trump's personal physician from
remember Trump's personal physician from
remember Trump's personal physician from the year 2016? Dr. Harold Bournestein. I
the year 2016? Dr. Harold Bournestein. I
the year 2016? Dr. Harold Bournestein. I mean, I hate to be fair to Trump, but I
mean, I hate to be fair to Trump, but I
mean, I hate to be fair to Trump, but I kind of see it.
kind of see it.
kind of see it. No, I don't see it. No one sees it. Even
No, I don't see it. No one sees it. Even
No, I don't see it. No one sees it. Even JD Vance wasn't able to go along with
JD Vance wasn't able to go along with
JD Vance wasn't able to go along with this doctor storyline. He had he came up
this doctor storyline. He had he came up
this doctor storyline. He had he came up with an entirely different explanation.
with an entirely different explanation.
with an entirely different explanation. >> Well, well, first of all, Brett, I think
>> Well, well, first of all, Brett, I think
>> Well, well, first of all, Brett, I think the president was posting a joke. And of
the president was posting a joke. And of
the president was posting a joke. And of course, he took it down because he
course, he took it down because he
course, he took it down because he recognized that a lot of people weren't
recognized that a lot of people weren't
recognized that a lot of people weren't understanding uh his his humor in that
understanding uh his his humor in that
understanding uh his his humor in that case. He was posting a joke, you
case. He was posting a joke, you
case. He was posting a joke, you understand? And like all the best jokes,
understand? And like all the best jokes,
understand? And like all the best jokes, it had to be explained and then deleted.
it had to be explained and then deleted.
it had to be explained and then deleted. First, he was Jesus, then he was a
First, he was Jesus, then he was a
First, he was Jesus, then he was a Jesus, he was a doctor, and now it was a
Jesus, he was a doctor, and now it was a
Jesus, he was a doctor, and now it was a joke. Why did I get kicked off the air
joke. Why did I get kicked off the air
joke. Why did I get kicked off the air again? I can't remember.
again? I can't remember.
again? I can't remember. I mean,
>> you think
>> you think
>> you think they can't, this White House cannot even
they can't, this White House cannot even
they can't, this White House cannot even keep their lives straight. He knew full
keep their lives straight. He knew full
keep their lives straight. He knew full well that was supposed to be him is
well that was supposed to be him is
well that was supposed to be him is Jesus. Not only did he know, now he's
Jesus. Not only did he know, now he's
Jesus. Not only did he know, now he's trying to make money off it.
trying to make money off it.
trying to make money off it. >> From the producers of Grey's Anatomy,
>> From the producers of Grey's Anatomy,
>> From the producers of Grey's Anatomy, only one doctor has all the answers.
only one doctor has all the answers.
only one doctor has all the answers. >> Don't take Tylenol.
>> Don't take Tylenol.
>> Don't take Tylenol. >> This fall,
>> This fall,
>> This fall, >> don't take Tylenol. He's healing the
>> don't take Tylenol. He's healing the
>> don't take Tylenol. He's healing the sick.
sick.
sick. >> Don't take Tylenol.
>> Don't take Tylenol.
>> Don't take Tylenol. >> One miracle at a time.
>> One miracle at a time.
>> One miracle at a time. >> Don't take it.
>> Don't take it.
>> Don't take it. >> Dr. Jesus, followed by an all new
>> Dr. Jesus, followed by an all new
>> Dr. Jesus, followed by an all new episode of Transgender for Everybody
episode of Transgender for Everybody
episode of Transgender for Everybody Loves Raymond. Only on Pluto TV.
Loves Raymond. Only on Pluto TV.
Loves Raymond. Only on Pluto TV. >> All right, we got a fun show tonight
>> All right, we got a fun show tonight
>> All right, we got a fun show tonight from the Testaments. Lucy Holiday is
from the Testaments. Lucy Holiday is
from the Testaments. Lucy Holiday is here and we'll be right back with Zack.
here and we'll be right back with Zack.
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