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I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Thanks for

I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Thanks for

I'm Jimmy. I'm the host. Thanks for watching. Thanks for joining us. We are

watching. Thanks for joining us. We are

watching. Thanks for joining us. We are as always.

as always.

as always. That's very kind. Coming to you from our

That's very kind. Coming to you from our

That's very kind. Coming to you from our home in Los Angeles, California, where

home in Los Angeles, California, where

home in Los Angeles, California, where we dodged a bullet this morning. And uh

we dodged a bullet this morning. And uh

we dodged a bullet this morning. And uh when I say we, I mean hundreds of

when I say we, I mean hundreds of

when I say we, I mean hundreds of thousands of parents dodged a bullet

thousands of parents dodged a bullet

thousands of parents dodged a bullet this morning. Cuz last night around

this morning. Cuz last night around

this morning. Cuz last night around 8:30, did you get this camera? A lot of

8:30, did you get this camera? A lot of

8:30, did you get this camera? A lot of parents from with kids in the LA Unified

parents from with kids in the LA Unified

parents from with kids in the LA Unified School District got a text saying talks

School District got a text saying talks

School District got a text saying talks with the schools custodians, food

with the schools custodians, food

with the schools custodians, food workers, teaching assistants, and bus

workers, teaching assistants, and bus

workers, teaching assistants, and bus drivers union were continuing through

drivers union were continuing through

drivers union were continuing through the night and if they didn't make a

the night and if they didn't make a

the night and if they didn't make a deal, there would be no school today cuz

deal, there would be no school today cuz

deal, there would be no school today cuz the workers were going straight. And

the workers were going straight. And

the workers were going straight. And then at 6:30 this morning, they sent

then at 6:30 this morning, they sent

then at 6:30 this morning, they sent another one letting everyone know they

another one letting everyone know they

another one letting everyone know they made a deal and school would be open,

made a deal and school would be open,

made a deal and school would be open, which was a huge relief for parents and

which was a huge relief for parents and

which was a huge relief for parents and just a major disappointment for kids.

just a major disappointment for kids.

just a major disappointment for kids. This is it's as close as they get to a

This is it's as close as they get to a

This is it's as close as they get to a snow day here to have a a strike. But

snow day here to have a a strike. But

snow day here to have a a strike. But good for them. Tater tots for everybody,

good for them. Tater tots for everybody,

good for them. Tater tots for everybody, right? Meanwhile,

right? Meanwhile,

right? Meanwhile, also returning to school, members of

also returning to school, members of

also returning to school, members of Congress. Congress was back in session

Congress. Congress was back in session

Congress. Congress was back in session today. Uh you may be shocked to hear

today. Uh you may be shocked to hear

today. Uh you may be shocked to hear this, but Congress had been on recess

this, but Congress had been on recess

this, but Congress had been on recess for the last two weeks. I know I didn't

for the last two weeks. I know I didn't

for the last two weeks. I know I didn't notice a difference either, but members

notice a difference either, but members

notice a difference either, but members of the House got right back to work on

of the House got right back to work on

of the House got right back to work on Tuesday. Why they didn't work on Monday

Tuesday. Why they didn't work on Monday

Tuesday. Why they didn't work on Monday like the rest of us? I don't know. But

like the rest of us? I don't know. But

like the rest of us? I don't know. But they were there on Tuesday and they're

they were there on Tuesday and they're

they were there on Tuesday and they're happy to see each other. They missed

happy to see each other. They missed

happy to see each other. They missed each other. Lindsey Graham showed all

each other. Lindsey Graham showed all

each other. Lindsey Graham showed all his pictures from Disney World. And

his pictures from Disney World. And

his pictures from Disney World. And there he is.

there he is.

there he is. He's

He's

He's Lindsay was spotted in Orlando over the

Lindsay was spotted in Orlando over the

Lindsay was spotted in Orlando over the break holding a Little Mermaid bubble

break holding a Little Mermaid bubble

break holding a Little Mermaid bubble wand. And as if that wasn't embarrassing

wand. And as if that wasn't embarrassing

wand. And as if that wasn't embarrassing enough, this is the first thing he got

enough, this is the first thing he got

enough, this is the first thing he got hit with at the office today.

hit with at the office today.

hit with at the office today. >> Graham, how are you, man? I'm from TMZ.

>> Graham, how are you, man? I'm from TMZ.

>> Graham, how are you, man? I'm from TMZ. Could I just ask you about the bubble

Could I just ask you about the bubble

Could I just ask you about the bubble one, sir?

one, sir?

one, sir? >> Can I ask you quickly about the bubble

>> Can I ask you quickly about the bubble

>> Can I ask you quickly about the bubble one?

>> And that's why we have TMZ. You know,

>> And that's why we have TMZ. You know,

>> And that's why we have TMZ. You know, everybody else is screaming about the

everybody else is screaming about the

everybody else is screaming about the straight of horses.

straight of horses.

straight of horses. They ask the questions that matter. I

They ask the questions that matter. I

They ask the questions that matter. I hope he gets asked that question every

hope he gets asked that question every

hope he gets asked that question every day for the whole rest of his life. We

day for the whole rest of his life. We

day for the whole rest of his life. We also got a rare glimpse at former

also got a rare glimpse at former

also got a rare glimpse at former President Joe Biden today. Remember him?

President Joe Biden today. Remember him?

President Joe Biden today. Remember him? The old guy with the Ray-B bands? Well,

The old guy with the Ray-B bands? Well,

The old guy with the Ray-B bands? Well, Joe Biden showed up at his alma mater,

Joe Biden showed up at his alma mater,

Joe Biden showed up at his alma mater, Syracuse University, for the unveiling

Syracuse University, for the unveiling

Syracuse University, for the unveiling of a portrait, which I forgot he went to

of a portrait, which I forgot he went to

of a portrait, which I forgot he went to Syracuse. When I think of the orange

Syracuse. When I think of the orange

Syracuse. When I think of the orange men, I only think of Trump now. It's But

men, I only think of Trump now. It's But

men, I only think of Trump now. It's But Biden gave a shout out during the speech

Biden gave a shout out during the speech

Biden gave a shout out during the speech to Jeffrey Scrugs, the chairman of the

to Jeffrey Scrugs, the chairman of the

to Jeffrey Scrugs, the chairman of the board of trustees at Syracuse, who he

board of trustees at Syracuse, who he

board of trustees at Syracuse, who he believes bears a strong resemblance to

believes bears a strong resemblance to

believes bears a strong resemblance to one of his former co-workers. And by the

one of his former co-workers. And by the

one of his former co-workers. And by the way, uh I always want to turn around one

way, uh I always want to turn around one

way, uh I always want to turn around one guy and say, "Uh, Barack, what are you

guy and say, "Uh, Barack, what are you

guy and say, "Uh, Barack, what are you doing?

doing?

doing? Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here."

I feel like he should be standing on the

I feel like he should be standing on the

I feel like he should be standing on the right and I should be standing on the

right and I should be standing on the

right and I should be standing on the left.

left.

left. >> Hey, he doesn't look at Brock

>> Hey, he doesn't look at Brock

>> Hey, he doesn't look at Brock anyway.

anyway.

anyway. >> No, no, he doesn't. He uh not really at

>> No, no, he doesn't. He uh not really at

>> No, no, he doesn't. He uh not really at least he didn't think it was Barack, I

least he didn't think it was Barack, I

least he didn't think it was Barack, I guess. I don't know. Just looking for

guess. I don't know. Just looking for

guess. I don't know. Just looking for some positives here. I don't know. Maybe

some positives here. I don't know. Maybe

some positives here. I don't know. Maybe he has cataracts. Okay. And then it was

he has cataracts. Okay. And then it was

he has cataracts. Okay. And then it was time for the big reveal of the painting.

time for the big reveal of the painting.

time for the big reveal of the painting. And yeah,

And yeah,

And yeah, look at that

look at that

look at that pus and his and his scrotus. Dr. Jill is

pus and his and his scrotus. Dr. Jill is

pus and his and his scrotus. Dr. Jill is a very lucky lady. She really is. After

a very lucky lady. She really is. After

a very lucky lady. She really is. After the portrait unveiling, President Biden

the portrait unveiling, President Biden

the portrait unveiling, President Biden made a speech and what he said took a

made a speech and what he said took a

made a speech and what he said took a lot of people there by surprise.

lot of people there by surprise.

lot of people there by surprise. >> I'm staying in a race.

>> Maybe run for the governor of

>> Maybe run for the governor of

>> Maybe run for the governor of California. It's wide open. We are now

California. It's wide open. We are now

California. It's wide open. We are now on uh week seven of the war Trump won

on uh week seven of the war Trump won

on uh week seven of the war Trump won six weeks ago and day two of Hormuza

six weeks ago and day two of Hormuza

six weeks ago and day two of Hormuza Palooa. Yesterday, Trump decided to

Palooa. Yesterday, Trump decided to

Palooa. Yesterday, Trump decided to blockade the blockade around the

blockade the blockade around the

blockade the blockade around the straight of Hormuz, which right now is a

straight of Hormuz, which right now is a

straight of Hormuz, which right now is a lot like his colon. Fully obstructed

lot like his colon. Fully obstructed

lot like his colon. Fully obstructed with no movement expected anytime soon.

with no movement expected anytime soon.

with no movement expected anytime soon. But you know what?

But you know what?

But you know what? In fairness,

In fairness,

In fairness, nobody ever said this was going to be

nobody ever said this was going to be

nobody ever said this was going to be easy.

easy.

easy. Oh, wait.

Oh, wait.

Oh, wait. He did say it would be easy. But if the

He did say it would be easy. But if the

He did say it would be easy. But if the Iranians come back to the table, JD

Iranians come back to the table, JD

Iranians come back to the table, JD Vance is expected to lead the next round

Vance is expected to lead the next round

Vance is expected to lead the next round of negotiations because he did such a

of negotiations because he did such a

of negotiations because he did such a good job the first time. Um if not,

good job the first time. Um if not,

good job the first time. Um if not, Trump says our military is locked and

Trump says our military is locked and

Trump says our military is locked and loaded. That's right. The troops are

loaded. That's right. The troops are

loaded. That's right. The troops are locked and Pete Hexath is loaded. So

locked and Pete Hexath is loaded. So

locked and Pete Hexath is loaded. So look out. We also got an update on the

look out. We also got an update on the

look out. We also got an update on the other war being waged in the Middle East

other war being waged in the Middle East

other war being waged in the Middle East between Israel and Lebanon, which I

between Israel and Lebanon, which I

between Israel and Lebanon, which I don't think most people even realize is

don't think most people even realize is

don't think most people even realize is happening. I think they fig mostly Did

happening. I think they fig mostly Did

happening. I think they fig mostly Did you know that was happening, G?

you know that was happening, G?

you know that was happening, G? >> No, I didn't have no idea.

>> No, I didn't have no idea.

>> No, I didn't have no idea. So in Washington today, Israel and

So in Washington today, Israel and

So in Washington today, Israel and Lebanon hel had had their first direct

Lebanon hel had had their first direct

Lebanon hel had had their first direct talks in more than 30 years. If you're

talks in more than 30 years. If you're

talks in more than 30 years. If you're not familiar with the relationship

not familiar with the relationship

not familiar with the relationship between these countries, Israel and

between these countries, Israel and

between these countries, Israel and Lebanon having talks is like if uh Drake

Lebanon having talks is like if uh Drake

Lebanon having talks is like if uh Drake and Kendrick Lamar elote, okay,

and Kendrick Lamar elote, okay,

and Kendrick Lamar elote, okay, hopefully they will keep talking because

hopefully they will keep talking because

hopefully they will keep talking because we've got a big mess over there. And

we've got a big mess over there. And

we've got a big mess over there. And listen, I know I'm not an expert when it

listen, I know I'm not an expert when it

listen, I know I'm not an expert when it comes to war and this sort of thing. I

comes to war and this sort of thing. I

comes to war and this sort of thing. I know I'm not the president's son-in-law,

know I'm not the president's son-in-law,

know I'm not the president's son-in-law, but I feel like I have an idea that of

but I feel like I have an idea that of

but I feel like I have an idea that of how we could finally end this and see

how we could finally end this and see

how we could finally end this and see what you think of this. So, part of the

what you think of this. So, part of the

what you think of this. So, part of the problem is um we killed the Ayatollah or

problem is um we killed the Ayatollah or

problem is um we killed the Ayatollah or Israel killed the Ayatollah, but Iran

Israel killed the Ayatollah, but Iran

Israel killed the Ayatollah, but Iran replaced him with an even Ayatollier

replaced him with an even Ayatollier

replaced him with an even Ayatollier Ayatollah and Trump doesn't like the new

Ayatollah and Trump doesn't like the new

Ayatollah and Trump doesn't like the new leader they picked and we don't like the

leader they picked and we don't like the

leader they picked and we don't like the leader we picked. Okay, so stay with me

leader we picked. Okay, so stay with me

leader we picked. Okay, so stay with me here. Maybe

here. Maybe

here. Maybe we

we

we can kill two birds with one stone and

can kill two birds with one stone and

can kill two birds with one stone and make Donald Trump the new Ayatollah.

make Donald Trump the new Ayatollah.

make Donald Trump the new Ayatollah. We let him go run Iran and then we lock

We let him go run Iran and then we lock

We let him go run Iran and then we lock him out when he tries to come back.

him out when he tries to come back.

him out when he tries to come back. Think about it.

Think about it.

Think about it. Makes a lot of sense. You know, Iran has

Makes a lot of sense. You know, Iran has

Makes a lot of sense. You know, Iran has palaces made of gold for him to bulldoze

palaces made of gold for him to bulldoze

palaces made of gold for him to bulldoze and make even golder. You have a lot of

and make even golder. You have a lot of

and make even golder. You have a lot of the same views when it comes to free

the same views when it comes to free

the same views when it comes to free speech, women's rights. It's a slam

speech, women's rights. It's a slam

speech, women's rights. It's a slam dunk. And all he really needs is a beard

dunk. And all he really needs is a beard

dunk. And all he really needs is a beard and this war is done.

and this war is done.

and this war is done. I for one

I for one

I for one cannot think of a better way for Trump

cannot think of a better way for Trump

cannot think of a better way for Trump to deliver on his promise to make Iran a

to deliver on his promise to make Iran a

to deliver on his promise to make Iran a living hell than to become their leader.

living hell than to become their leader.

living hell than to become their leader. Boss Baby took a break last night from

Boss Baby took a break last night from

Boss Baby took a break last night from his wars with the Pope and Bruce

his wars with the Pope and Bruce

his wars with the Pope and Bruce Springsteen to have some fun with AI.

Springsteen to have some fun with AI.

Springsteen to have some fun with AI. And I don't know who made this video,

And I don't know who made this video,

And I don't know who made this video, but he loved it so much he posted it for

but he loved it so much he posted it for

but he loved it so much he posted it for everyone to enjoy.

everyone to enjoy.

everyone to enjoy. Good for today. So many songs we forgot

Good for today. So many songs we forgot

Good for today. So many songs we forgot to play. So many dreams ringing out of

to play. So many dreams ringing out of

to play. So many dreams ringing out of our

our

our true

true

true forever.

forever.

forever. I want to be forever young.

I want to be forever young.

I want to be forever young. Do you really want to live forever?

Do you really want to live forever?

Do you really want to live forever? Forever.

Forever young. I love to be forever

Forever young. I love to be forever

Forever young. I love to be forever young.

>> Forever dumb. It is fun to watch him

>> Forever dumb. It is fun to watch him

>> Forever dumb. It is fun to watch him swell up and expand over the years. Like

swell up and expand over the years. Like

swell up and expand over the years. Like when they blow up the Macy's

when they blow up the Macy's

when they blow up the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. He

Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. He

Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. He clearly just wants to spend his time

clearly just wants to spend his time

clearly just wants to spend his time watching internet slop all day. He loves

watching internet slop all day. He loves

watching internet slop all day. He loves that. And I'm fine with that, by the

that. And I'm fine with that, by the

that. And I'm fine with that, by the way. Lock him in a room with a big

way. Lock him in a room with a big

way. Lock him in a room with a big bucket of KFC. put him on an IV drip of

bucket of KFC. put him on an IV drip of

bucket of KFC. put him on an IV drip of AI videos of himself climbing Mount

AI videos of himself climbing Mount

AI videos of himself climbing Mount Everest and fist fighting a shark, dry

Everest and fist fighting a shark, dry

Everest and fist fighting a shark, dry humping Marilyn Monroe, you name it, and

humping Marilyn Monroe, you name it, and

humping Marilyn Monroe, you name it, and let him do that. You know, according to

let him do that. You know, according to

let him do that. You know, according to a report in the Wall Street Journal,

a report in the Wall Street Journal,

a report in the Wall Street Journal, Trump has repeatedly promised to pardon

Trump has repeatedly promised to pardon

Trump has repeatedly promised to pardon everyone in his orbit. He has promised

everyone in his orbit. He has promised

everyone in his orbit. He has promised to pardon anyone who comes within 200 ft

to pardon anyone who comes within 200 ft

to pardon anyone who comes within 200 ft of the Oval Office. Basically, everyone

of the Oval Office. Basically, everyone

of the Oval Office. Basically, everyone but Melania will get a pardon when he

but Melania will get a pardon when he

but Melania will get a pardon when he goes. And it's unclear if he's being

goes. And it's unclear if he's being

goes. And it's unclear if he's being serious or not or if this is one of

serious or not or if this is one of

serious or not or if this is one of those things where that starts out as a

those things where that starts out as a

those things where that starts out as a joke but then actually happens like him

joke but then actually happens like him

joke but then actually happens like him being the president of the United

being the president of the United

being the president of the United States. But it's interesting

States. But it's interesting

States. But it's interesting because during his first four years in

because during his first four years in

because during his first four years in office, Trump granted 144 pardons. So

office, Trump granted 144 pardons. So

office, Trump granted 144 pardons. So far, not even halfway into this one,

far, not even halfway into this one,

far, not even halfway into this one, he's already pardoned 1600 deserving

he's already pardoned 1600 deserving

he's already pardoned 1600 deserving patriots. What a forgiving. Maybe he

patriots. What a forgiving. Maybe he

patriots. What a forgiving. Maybe he really is Jesus, you know? I mean, 1600

really is Jesus, you know? I mean, 1600

really is Jesus, you know? I mean, 1600 that must be every pedophile he knows.

that must be every pedophile he knows.

that must be every pedophile he knows. And then he says the pope pope is weak

And then he says the pope pope is weak

And then he says the pope pope is weak on crime. As you undoubtedly know, our

on crime. As you undoubtedly know, our

on crime. As you undoubtedly know, our blasphemer and chief is angry at Pope

blasphemer and chief is angry at Pope

blasphemer and chief is angry at Pope Leo because the Pope dared to criticize

Leo because the Pope dared to criticize

Leo because the Pope dared to criticize his war on Iran. He lashed out at the

his war on Iran. He lashed out at the

his war on Iran. He lashed out at the Pope. And that is putting the magosphere

Pope. And that is putting the magosphere

Pope. And that is putting the magosphere in a bit of a tight spot because, you

in a bit of a tight spot because, you

in a bit of a tight spot because, you know, the same people who are in favor

know, the same people who are in favor

know, the same people who are in favor of of prayer and schools, uh, respect

of of prayer and schools, uh, respect

of of prayer and schools, uh, respect for the church suddenly now find

for the church suddenly now find

for the church suddenly now find themselves in the unexpected position of

themselves in the unexpected position of

themselves in the unexpected position of having to defend an attack on the pope.

having to defend an attack on the pope.

having to defend an attack on the pope. Look, you're just a man. He's just a

Look, you're just a man. He's just a

Look, you're just a man. He's just a man. Take a look at what President Trump

man. Take a look at what President Trump

man. Take a look at what President Trump said to him on Twitter. POPE LEO IS WEAK

said to him on Twitter. POPE LEO IS WEAK

said to him on Twitter. POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME AND TERRIBLE FOR foreign

ON CRIME AND TERRIBLE FOR foreign

ON CRIME AND TERRIBLE FOR foreign policy.

policy.

policy. I don't want a pope who thinks it's okay

I don't want a pope who thinks it's okay

I don't want a pope who thinks it's okay for Iran to have a nuclear weapon. I

for Iran to have a nuclear weapon. I

for Iran to have a nuclear weapon. I like his brother Lewis much better than

like his brother Lewis much better than

like his brother Lewis much better than I like him because Lewis is all MAGA. He

I like him because Lewis is all MAGA. He

I like him because Lewis is all MAGA. He gets it and Leo doesn't. And I think

gets it and Leo doesn't. And I think

gets it and Leo doesn't. And I think this was a way of signaling it's all

this was a way of signaling it's all

this was a way of signaling it's all going to be okay.

going to be okay.

going to be okay. Wait, how can that be the conclusion?

Wait, how can that be the conclusion?

Wait, how can that be the conclusion? That's his signal. It's it's all going

That's his signal. It's it's all going

That's his signal. It's it's all going to be okay. I mean, what then? What's

to be okay. I mean, what then? What's

to be okay. I mean, what then? What's the signal for distress? He strangles

the signal for distress? He strangles

the signal for distress? He strangles Elmo to death. Greg Kelly isn't the only

Elmo to death. Greg Kelly isn't the only

Elmo to death. Greg Kelly isn't the only one siding with Trump over the Pope. The

one siding with Trump over the Pope. The

one siding with Trump over the Pope. The always malleable Senator Lindsey Graham

always malleable Senator Lindsey Graham

always malleable Senator Lindsey Graham dropped by Hannity last night with a

dropped by Hannity last night with a

dropped by Hannity last night with a tough message for Pope.

tough message for Pope.

tough message for Pope. >> To the Pope, you're a good holy man. You

>> To the Pope, you're a good holy man. You

>> To the Pope, you're a good holy man. You don't understand the evil of Iran.

don't understand the evil of Iran.

don't understand the evil of Iran. You're miscalculating here, Pope.

You're miscalculating here, Pope.

You're miscalculating here, Pope. >> Yeah, Pope, you're miscalculating. Now,

>> Yeah, Pope, you're miscalculating. Now,

>> Yeah, Pope, you're miscalculating. Now, prepare to feel the wrath of my bubble

prepare to feel the wrath of my bubble

prepare to feel the wrath of my bubble wand.

wand.

wand. And by the way,

And by the way,

And by the way, it isn't just Catholics. Trump is doing

it isn't just Catholics. Trump is doing

it isn't just Catholics. Trump is doing his best to upset every faction of

his best to upset every faction of

his best to upset every faction of Christianity. After he lambasted the

Christianity. After he lambasted the

Christianity. After he lambasted the Pope, he posted an image of himself as

Pope, he posted an image of himself as

Pope, he posted an image of himself as Jesus. And then when everyone got mad,

Jesus. And then when everyone got mad,

Jesus. And then when everyone got mad, he said, "Oh, I didn't know that was

he said, "Oh, I didn't know that was

he said, "Oh, I didn't know that was Jesus. I thought that was me as a doctor

Jesus. I thought that was me as a doctor

Jesus. I thought that was me as a doctor healing people." Which is so lame. Not

healing people." Which is so lame. Not

healing people." Which is so lame. Not one person believes this. It is quite

one person believes this. It is quite

one person believes this. It is quite clearly an image of Jesus with his dumb

clearly an image of Jesus with his dumb

clearly an image of Jesus with his dumb head on it. Right? I mean, right?

head on it. Right? I mean, right?

head on it. Right? I mean, right? >> Well, maybe not right. Does anyone

>> Well, maybe not right. Does anyone

>> Well, maybe not right. Does anyone remember Trump's personal physician from

remember Trump's personal physician from

remember Trump's personal physician from the year 2016? Dr. Harold Bournestein. I

the year 2016? Dr. Harold Bournestein. I

the year 2016? Dr. Harold Bournestein. I mean, I hate to be fair to Trump, but I

mean, I hate to be fair to Trump, but I

mean, I hate to be fair to Trump, but I kind of see it.

kind of see it.

kind of see it. No, I don't see it. No one sees it. Even

No, I don't see it. No one sees it. Even

No, I don't see it. No one sees it. Even JD Vance wasn't able to go along with

JD Vance wasn't able to go along with

JD Vance wasn't able to go along with this doctor storyline. He had he came up

this doctor storyline. He had he came up

this doctor storyline. He had he came up with an entirely different explanation.

with an entirely different explanation.

with an entirely different explanation. >> Well, well, first of all, Brett, I think

>> Well, well, first of all, Brett, I think

>> Well, well, first of all, Brett, I think the president was posting a joke. And of

the president was posting a joke. And of

the president was posting a joke. And of course, he took it down because he

course, he took it down because he

course, he took it down because he recognized that a lot of people weren't

recognized that a lot of people weren't

recognized that a lot of people weren't understanding uh his his humor in that

understanding uh his his humor in that

understanding uh his his humor in that case. He was posting a joke, you

case. He was posting a joke, you

case. He was posting a joke, you understand? And like all the best jokes,

understand? And like all the best jokes,

understand? And like all the best jokes, it had to be explained and then deleted.

it had to be explained and then deleted.

it had to be explained and then deleted. First, he was Jesus, then he was a

First, he was Jesus, then he was a

First, he was Jesus, then he was a Jesus, he was a doctor, and now it was a

Jesus, he was a doctor, and now it was a

Jesus, he was a doctor, and now it was a joke. Why did I get kicked off the air

joke. Why did I get kicked off the air

joke. Why did I get kicked off the air again? I can't remember.

again? I can't remember.

again? I can't remember. I mean,

>> you think

>> you think

>> you think they can't, this White House cannot even

they can't, this White House cannot even

they can't, this White House cannot even keep their lives straight. He knew full

keep their lives straight. He knew full

keep their lives straight. He knew full well that was supposed to be him is

well that was supposed to be him is

well that was supposed to be him is Jesus. Not only did he know, now he's

Jesus. Not only did he know, now he's

Jesus. Not only did he know, now he's trying to make money off it.

trying to make money off it.

trying to make money off it. >> From the producers of Grey's Anatomy,

>> From the producers of Grey's Anatomy,

>> From the producers of Grey's Anatomy, only one doctor has all the answers.

only one doctor has all the answers.

only one doctor has all the answers. >> Don't take Tylenol.

>> Don't take Tylenol.

>> Don't take Tylenol. >> This fall,

>> This fall,

>> This fall, >> don't take Tylenol. He's healing the

>> don't take Tylenol. He's healing the

>> don't take Tylenol. He's healing the sick.

sick.

sick. >> Don't take Tylenol.

>> Don't take Tylenol.

>> Don't take Tylenol. >> One miracle at a time.

>> One miracle at a time.

>> One miracle at a time. >> Don't take it.

>> Don't take it.

>> Don't take it. >> Dr. Jesus, followed by an all new

>> Dr. Jesus, followed by an all new

>> Dr. Jesus, followed by an all new episode of Transgender for Everybody

episode of Transgender for Everybody

episode of Transgender for Everybody Loves Raymond. Only on Pluto TV.

Loves Raymond. Only on Pluto TV.

Loves Raymond. Only on Pluto TV. >> All right, we got a fun show tonight

>> All right, we got a fun show tonight

>> All right, we got a fun show tonight from the Testaments. Lucy Holiday is

from the Testaments. Lucy Holiday is

from the Testaments. Lucy Holiday is here and we'll be right back with Zack.

here and we'll be right back with Zack.

here and we'll be right back with Zack. Stick around.

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