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I hate you, Johnny.

Hey, what's up?

Nothing, just over here fiddling on my phone watching stupid videos.

Nice, cool. What are you up to?

Not much.

Just hanging out, playing video games.

What's the matter? I can sense something's going on.

Yeah, nothing.

It's all good.

No, you know you can tell me anything.

Talk to me. What's going on?

It's kind of embarrassing, so I'd rather not talk to you, but... I've known you

forever, okay? So nothing can be too embarrassing. I'm your stepmom. That's

I'm here to do, help out.

Tell me.

It's the girls.

I'm not really having, like, a lot of luck out here, and my friends are going

the movies, and they all have girlfriends, and I don't want to be the

wheel. I'm like, whatever, it's fine. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Come over

here. Let's talk. Come over here.

Yeah, I can poke you out. So, listen, I noticed that you're such a study bug,

and so I really never see you going out and socializing.

So, you know, they have these apps.

That's how I met your dad.

Oh. Uh, yeah, right.

Mm -hmm.

So I'm thinking that since you don't go out so much, that's probably why you're

not having any love with anybody.

Yeah, but then it won't feel real.

Like, am I going to meet girls from the apps? They're going to be like, look at

Johnny. Like, he can only score.

I'm sorry. This is pretty unrealistic, guys. Me and your dad met on an app.

We're married.

You're my stepson. So it works. Just trust me. Give me your phone.

Uh, you sure about that? Yeah, I'm going to totally go and download the app that

I use.

Okay. Okay, perfect. So now we just need a few photos. Do you have anything

good? Um, what about those photos you took at me, um, at school and stuff

you know, you were shop rounding me for the trip? Um, no.

I don't, let's get a little bit more of an updated situation. Come on. This is

actually a cute top, so just stand up here. Come over here. Stand up.

Too far.

No, it's...

You have to put the work in. If you want to find a girl, tuck your shirt in.

Okay? Okay. Okay. So I'll just catch you from, you know.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

All right. Pose for me.

Smile.

Okay. Now why don't you show your strength and give me like, yeah.

Ooh, yeah.

Hands on the hips is good.

Do you really think the girls are going to like this? Oh, I know they're going

to like it. Now turn around and show them that cute little tiny you have.

Oh, yeah.

She's a little honey.

You do. You have a great ass.

Okay. I'm wearing a turtleneck. It's so fluffy.

I know. It's more in your natural state. Just tuck your shirt in so we can get

that cupcake action. Now give me a look back.

Oh, yeah.

Sexy.

Sexy. You really think this is going to work? Oh, I know. Okay, so you have to

just finalize it. Just put in your password.

Okay. Mm -hmm.

And then they're going to ask you for a base verification, and then you're set

up. You're ready to start sliding in there.

Okay, all right. Oh, boy. All right.

Cool, I'm excited.

Let's go have fun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. Thank you, bus.

Anything for you, son.

Alright, uh, shit. Let me go to my room.

Bye!

Let me get my app going again.

Yes Three feet away, what the fuck can I be right? I mean there are people that

live in our neighborhood that might be in that but That doesn't make sense.

Yeah, it's fire. Why?

Yeah, I'm your date Wait, what?

Mm -hmm.

Oh, he's not messing with me. No, I'm serious.

No, you're not

I thought about it and I figured that

before you really matched with somebody that could be a potential girlfriend,

you need a little help in the dating department if you catch my drift.

So what I was thinking is that if I matched with you, that I could help you

and show you some moves and...

You know, it gets you in the flow of things so that when you do have a date,

know what you're doing.

Uh, yeah, I mean, sure.

Maybe you can take me to the store and get me a nice dresser or something?

No, no, no, no, no, no. See, the date is in your bedroom.

So, tell me what you think you would do if you had a girl

and she was in your bedroom.

What would you do with her?

Maybe like... Maybe turn on a movie or something,

you know.

Okay, you want to set the mood and put on a movie? I like that. Yeah.

Uh -huh.

And then, what about anything physical?

What do you think you would do?

I don't know.

Can we get there? Maybe we'll kiss and stuff.

Oh, yeah. I'll hold your hand.

That'd be pretty cool.

Holding hands. If you're okay with that, I mean, in your house.

Uh -huh.

Do you know how to kiss?

Um, yeah.

Uh, that'd be explanatory.

Have you ever kissed anybody before? I mean, a girl?

Not really, but... Not your hand.

I'm talking about a girl.

Oh, really?

No. I mean, we can try it. Let's try it. You're touching stuff.

Really? Mm -hmm.

Okay. Mm -hmm. Oh, my gosh. No way.

Mm -hmm.

Really?

Yeah, really.

I can touch that? Mm -hmm.

How does that feel?

You feel really nice.

Mm -hmm.

They're really squeaky, actually.

They're really nice and big.

You want to see them?

For real?

Yeah, I do.

Hey,

they're

really nice.

What did you grab?

Too nice to not be grabbed, right?

Oh my god.

You're heavy.

So, besides touching, what else do you think you do with the feet?

Oh my god.

These are nice.

Do you want to kiss on her neck a little?

Yeah.

Initiative is really good.

I like how comfortable you're getting already.

You smell good.

Thank you. Holy fuck, this isn't really happening, is it? No, it really is

happening.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah, I guess they're everywhere, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Kitty's getting a little what?

Really? For me?

Oh, yeah, for you.

Yeah? That's how you don't like me.

You're so sweet.

Mommy loves you.

What else do you think we should do?

What do you think the next step is?

Oh my god.

The community turned on.

I'm gonna pee pee your ears.

Oh, cute enough.

Holy crap.

Oh.

Holy shit.

You sure about this?

I don't know. We can't be doing this. Get your fucking dick over here. What

you doing? Don't try to fucking drive me crazy.

It's very good to teach you something. You don't run away.

Ow. Ow.

Fuckful, baby.

I know you fucking young kids are into the dorming shit. Don't tell me you

haven't seen it. Oh my god. In your porn house.

Yeah, look at this fucking beautiful ass. Let me tell you, baby.

I don't know what I'm talking about.

You want a match with your boy? I don't know.

I don't know.

Fuck no, you're the perfect age, baby.

Barely legal.

You don't know?

Not yet.

Not yet.

You're going to have all of these holes.

Oh, come here. Come get him, Mommy. Come here.

Holy shit, yeah?

Oh, wow.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

You want me to twerk for you?

Yeah, yeah, twerk for me, too. Is that what they say?

Oh, my God.

I don't give a fuck about it at all.

Oh shit.

Oh yeah?

Mm -hmm.

Only one rule.

You fuck me deep and hard.

Really? They don't fuck me at all.

Okay. Should I get a condom?

Fuck no.

No condom?

No.

You too?

Yes, baby.

I don't like to use them, so...

Oh my god, I busted on you.

Oh my god.

You're so bad.

You're so bad.

Am I bad?

Am I really bad? I am a little baby boy. Oh, you're so bad.

Oh, fuck me, baby.

I'm not that hard to calm down.

Oh, how do you still know I'm such a big dick?

I don't know.

How do you know you're such an older, richer woman?

I don't know.

oh my god

wow

I love that.

I love that.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh,

yeah. Show me your moves.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Fuck me.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, baby.

Oh, baby. Next, you're going to suck my ass, aren't you?

If I bring you a second baby, yeah.

Wait,

wait!

Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't survive.

You're such a human.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

Wow! That's so fucking big and nice and fat!

Holy crap!

Wow

Play with all your balls.

Yeah.

Can you go off the bed like that?

Yeah.

Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

I'm close.

Yes, yes, yes.

Who can make me cum like this again?

Throw it back. Throw it back.

Oh, shit.

You're close.

You're close.

Yeah, I am.

Oh shit!

Oh, Richard!

I can't feel it. You can feel it? Yeah. I'm killing

you. I'm getting you.

Oh, shit.

I'm getting you.

I'm getting you.

I'm getting you. I'm getting you.

I'm getting you.

I'm getting you.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Look at me.

Look

at

me.

Oh my gosh.

You made me do it.

Holy crap.

Wow.

Holy shit.

Oh, man.

Holy crap, mommy.

Wow.

So, son, I think you're ready.

You think so? Yeah. I think you're ready for a real date now.

I'm really ready for a date?

Yeah. Oh, my God. You think I prepared you long enough? Yeah, you did.

Okay. I hate fucking that.

Yeah. Stay right there.

Oh my god.

Another one.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god.

We're coming, mommy.

Holy fuck.

It's the third time.

Third time's a charm.

Wow,

that was a great time. Holy fuck.

I think I'm ready.

Maybe you should go shower up and hook me up again.

Yeah, I should.

You're the best, baby.

You're the best.