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Hello, everybody. Welcome to Jerky Yokey.

I'm happy to be here.

This is a Model Media U .S. production where we really like to get fun and

naughty.

We're going to be playing three games today.

Some are going to be distracting.

Some are not.

We have our two gorgeous contestants here.

Alex Starr.

And Chris Blackwood.

The winner of today's game will receive a thousand dollars.

The loser?

Spinning the wheel of doom.

As a punishment.

No.

Who's going down today, guys? He's going down. Chris is going down. You think so

too, April, right? I'm team Alec, probably. Yeah, I'm already biased.

I'm already biased.

Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec, Alec.

Before we begin, guys, I want to know a little bit more about you.

So tell me, Alec. Yeah?

What's your favorite body part?

My tits, because, I mean, look at them.

Wow. Mm -hmm. What size?

Triple D.

Didn't even know they made them that big. Yeah.

Pretty good. Mm -hmm. All right, Chris.

Your favorite body part?

The triple D.

I got a triple D. You got three of them?

You got three of them down there?

That's unhealthy.

Good for you, Chris.

I've tried it before.

Have you? I have, yeah. What do you think?

Yeah, it was pretty triple D.

And our first game is...

The first game we're going to be playing,

shoot the evil dicks.

Look at these evil dicks.

Don't you just wish they were gone?

In fact, toppled over.

Take it away, Alex. You're going to be the first one to start. All right, how

many do I get? You get six arrows to try and shoot down all these cocks. But,

but, but, it's not that simple.

You can see when you're shooting the arrow, you're going to get sexually

distracted by your opponent.

All right.

Excuse me, Chris. Out my way, out my way.

All right.

I'm ready to go. Don't fall for a sexual distraction. You went right for the

tit. You got it. I did it. You're right.

Okay. There you go.

That's fine. I'm going to do that.

Kristen's going crazy. Horrible.

Kristen's going crazy with it.

You're going to put a finger up your ass.

I will.

Nice one, Alex. You see that?

You see that? I don't see anything. I see you moving.

Try not to lose focus, Alex. I know it's extremely distracting.

My whole life. Excellent.

As you can see, Alex, you have three arrows left.

Let's see how many cocks you can knock down.

April, how many do I need for this? One.

Okay. How many do I have left? Well, if you get both those arrows, then you

would potentially win.

Potentially.

Excuse me.

You're eye on the target.

Yeah. Hey, hey, hey, hey. I think I heard that in the rules, Princess.

Oh.

Well, you lost, Alex.

Why? Well, I said you had to get three or four to win, and you only got two.

And I even helped you out once.

But maybe if Chris only gets one, you'll win.

Okay, Chris.

You only need to get two or more to win.

We have six arrows.

You lost more, but you only have five.

So now your odds are a little bit less. Are you scared?

You're pretty confident in your ability? Yeah.

Well, Alice is going to dick around with you, just like you dicked around with

her. That's cool.

Good luck, bud.

Okay. Okay.

Oh, nice. Whoa.

Instantly going for the cock.

You got him all flustered.

He can't concentrate.

Oh, thank you.

Okay, you're going to eat that.

The dick.

Pretty good.

Honestly, pretty good.

Okay, the world is yours, Chris.

Aw, it's so cute.

They're kissing.

Oh, fuck.

Nice work, guys.

Kick him in the balls.

Missed.

You're a second one?

Go for it.

Oh!

Boo -yah!

Yeah, it's a tie. It's a tie. It's a tie. It's a tie, so you better hope he

doesn't get it. So, Alex, really, I don't want to stop you. I'm sexually

distracted. What are you going to do?

What are you going to do? I mean, your tits are already out.

I'm just going to do this.

Suffocate him.

Ah, he won.

I wasn't going for it. There's more games though, right?

The second game we're going to play is called Dick in the Hole.

Pretty self -explanatory, guys. You have some dicks attached to your bodies

right now.

Without using your hands, run over here to this cup over here on the floor and

just dip it down. No hands, okay?

And we're going to run back. How are you doing again, Michelle?

So you're just going to run over here and you're going to dip it down. No

Okay. And then run over back, okay? Okay. You guys got it? It's a race.

Don't lose, Chris.

Why? Because you're on my side. Yeah.

I'm Chris Lewis.

I'm Topsy Turvy.

Okay, guys.

Ready?

What do you mean?

That's like a lot of dick, Chris.

That's like a lot of dick. That's like your dick, Chris. Go!

Okay.

Wow.

Okay, I'll set it I'll set it her dick is in a pocket And

now you're gonna put it on top of the thing, okay, I was killing it The

winner

obviously of the second round Alex Starr!

Boo! Boo!

Okay,

guys, if you've been following us this long, you'll know that this is our

third and final round. And it's tied, okay? So this is really freaking

important. We're gonna play limbo now, but with a jerky -okey twist.

You gotta be naked.

What? You got to be naked.

I don't make the rules. I don't make the rules around here. You got to take your

clothes off. Don't you make the rules, though? And take those titties out.

All right, guys. We're going to start easy over here.

Sorry. Just right over.

For the eight?

Let's let our ladies go first.

Alex, are you guys excited?

No. I can tell you're excited, buddy.

Okay, we're going to have Alex go first. Alex, make sure those big, beautiful

tits don't fit this little limbo bar here, because then you'll lose.

Okay. Go for it, sister.

Nailed it.

Oh, this is just too easy for you guys.

We're going to have to bump it up a bit.

Do your thing. Remember what I said about the boob.

Okay, let me get real low.

Very nice, Alex.

You be there.

Oh. Remember, if you drop it, you have to spin the wheel of doom.

Think about your strategy.

I know. We were doing different things. I was sending money to the audience

back. Uh -huh. Uh -huh. I don't know what's the proper move here.

I'm going to let you a little bit. Oh.

Wow. She's flexible.

Oh. She's flexible.

Oh.

Okay. That was nice.

That was good.

Good save. Good save.

Go for it, Chris.

Well, that big old dick doesn't weigh you down. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.

hands. No hands.

Wow.

Okay.

Okay. No bullshit now. It's real.

Go for it, Alec.

Think about the cash prize. Yeah.

Yeah, you can do it so easy. Wow.

How do you do that thing with your back?

Why does it move like that?

Go for it, Chris.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit. You did it.

Okay.

You know, April, I've got to tell you, I'm not so confident about this one. Are

you a little bit worried, Alex? I'm, yeah.

Oh.

Yeah. Oh.

I would say, why not?

Oh. It counts.

It counts.

Okay. Good luck, Chris.

Wow,

that was good. That was really good.

Okay, Chris.

Bird. You got a bird?

No,

you're okay. You're okay. No, you're okay.

Hold on.

God damn it, that was so good.

Wow. What a display of athleticism.

Alex, good luck.

I don't think I even want to attempt.

You have to.

It's part of the rules.

Chris, that was really impressive.

$1 ,000 is at stake right now.

You're just going to give it to Chris?

I might.

I don't know. I'm not struggling financially. Oh, he's going to need to.

Well, what does it say?

Alex wants to let it be known she's not struggling for money.

Okay? She's doing fine.

She's going to have fun.

Chris!

Disqualified?

No, we'll let it slide. That was funny.

If you even think about putting that cock on my face, I will bite it off. I

think I'm taller than you.

Bend that back.

Okay, we're good.

Come on,

you got it.

Thank you. Oh, no!

She did it. She did it.

How can it even get more intense than this?

Stop it now.

If you can do this, I will just flip it.

You can do this, and I will flip it. Fair enough. You heard it from her

If Chris gets this, he wins the $1 ,000 cash prize.

And if Alex has to spin the Wheel of Doom.

The Wheel of Doom?

The Wheel of Doom.

All right.

Yep.

Oh!

Okay. Yep.

No way. No, let's bump it back up.

Do it for Perry. Do it for Perry. Do it for Perry.

Oh, they're teaming together. You just said

never.

That was before I said never.

That was before the text part. And now there's pussy on the table, so now it's

all good?

Hey, well, you know.

I can make more money. Can't always get more pussy.

What do you say? Do we have a deal?

Are you thinking, yeah?

Okay, guys.

You're both winners!

And losers.

You lost as well, but you guys get to split the cash prize in a thousand.

Oh, yeah!

Split in half. Only 500 each.

Um, so...

Part of the terms of agreement. Now you need to spin the wheel and share the

punishment together.

You guys going to hit this together?

Shall we?

Really spin that thing.

What does that mean?

Two balloon pops.

Two balloon pops.

I'll show you.

Don't be nervous.

I am.

It's going to be really loud and uncomfortable, so that's why it's a

Okay.

Ready?

Fuck it.

That was horrible.

Your turn.

I didn't like that one bit.

Do you stab yourself?

Do you stab yourself real?

Don't stab yourself.

Okay.

Where's my money?

Good job, guys. You did great today.

We're gonna get a direct deposit in two weeks or less. I don't think we're home.

We gotta get paid by the label first.

Thank you for watching Jerky Yolky today.

You guys did so great.

And now, time for you to have sex.

Won't be needing these.

Bye!

Not on the floor.

Yeah,

where's the bed?

Oh my god, a bed!

Shit. Perfect to fuck on. Yeah, I know. It must be like some magic or something.

Mmm, come here.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Good lips.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

We're both winners today.

Definitely.

No.

I thought of my body being kissed on the skin.

Bye now.

Bye.

Bye.

Mmm.

Mmm.

I can't go on my hands.

Shit.

Thank you for watching Turkey Up.