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Hey, what are you doing?

You stole my panties. What? No, those aren't yours.

Um. These weren't your girlfriends.

You don't have a girlfriend. Are you fucking kidding me? What are you doing

my room?

I've been looking for my fucking panties. I'm going to tell mom.

I'm going to tell mom. This is the third time you've been in my room. I'm going

to tell mom that you stole my panties. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Well, just.

You can't just steal my panties. I can do whatever I want.

No, you can't.

I'm on my way home from the store to get potato chips for dinner.

I'm tired of you.

Don't do my stuff.

It's my stuff. You're the worst sister in the world. It's my stuff.

Hey, ow.

What's wrong with you?

You know what?

I'm going to make you give me one of those massages.

No, dude. I hate doing that. That's not fair. I don't want to. You better do it.

No. I'm going to tell mom about you doing this here. She's going to ground

You took my cake.

You can't do that.

I'm taking your closet.

Better give me one of those massages I like.

Just do it.

No, I don't... I don't like doing this.

Just do it.

Can I talk to you?

I don't like doing this, Alex.

All right. What's the secret?

You wouldn't have to do it if you didn't keep going.

Well, he quit stealing my underwear all the time.

I didn't steal it.

Well, why are they in here?

They just looked at my mom's girlfriends and told me. You don't have a

girlfriend. Yeah, I do.

Yeah? Yeah, you shouldn't have her.

You don't bring her home.

Why wouldn't you bring her home?

This is not what we usually do, Alex.

Well, we gotta do a little extra there.

Extra bad.

Yeah, you're a good sister for once, huh?

You gonna tell Dad?

Huh?

Are you? Maybe.

No, you're not.

I won't believe you anyway.

I'm going to do whatever I want. And I'll tell Ma.

And you won't get grounded.

You should get grounded for stealing my panty.

Wait, no.

I'm going to mess with this thing.

No.

Alex.

What?

You want me to touch that? No.

My brother.

the mercy.

Bless him, dog.

I'm going to go and charge.

Mom and Dad are at the store.

I'm going to go and charge.

Normal siblings don't do this.

Yeah, I'm never normal.

You're just in trouble.

You know how bad you are?

the time.

I'm a stupid shit.

You're a big brother.

You're right.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh,

he's getting dirty.

Weird Alex.

Tell me weird?

Yeah. You know what I think's weird?

What's not told you?

Let's hope you don't throw up.

Mom and dad are out buying dinner.

I really want some potato chips.

I'm so hungry.

Get the fuck out of my room.

Clean up.

You're still the worst sister.

Jeez, it's hard being a big brother.