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[Mal] Let's give Auradon a taste of evil.

"Wicked ways beneath the skin,

"let all who taste it now join in."

[laughs wickedly]

[singing]

[laughs]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

-[press 1] Mal, Mal, Mal. -[cameras clicking]

Mal, please, over here!

Only three days to the Royal Cotillion.

Ever think a girl like you would be Lady of the Court?

[press 2] How does it feel to be the most envied girl in Auradon?

[press 3] Do you like being blond?

Is your mother still a lizard?

[Ben clears throat] Okay, all right. Excuse me.

Uh, we will let you know if and when that particular situation changes.

Did you ever think you'd be with a villain, kid?

[chuckles]

-We're done here. -[all clamoring]

Okay. [shushing]

This is still a school, so if you're here,

you're either skipping or trespassing.

-[all shouting] -Just one quick question...

-[shushing] -Fairy Godmother...

[shushing]

-Thank you, guys. -[Mal] Thank you.

Thank you.

Mal, Ben.

[both] Fairy Godmother.

-[exhales deeply] -[Ben chuckles]

Don't pay any attention to them.

Well, that's a lot easier said than done.

-[chuckling] Right? -I know. I know.

You know, maybe we should do something.

-We should go somewhere. Get away. -Yeah.

You know. What...

I have a council meeting. I'm so late.

-That's okay. -We'll do it sometime. Uh...

If we don't do a fitting for your gown right this minute,

you'll be dancing in your bathrobe, okay?

Hi. Let's go. Let's go.

-Bye, Ben. -Bye.

-King Ben! King Ben! -King Ben! King Ben!

-Quick question, please! -[cameras clicking]

[snarls]

[grunts]

-[zipper zips] -[yelps]

Okay, Evie, I cannot breathe.

Well, you can breathe after Cotillion.

I sincerely doubt that.

I have at least 20 more events directly behind it.

And I can't even remember what a single one of them is.

Oh. [kisses] Impeccable.

-[Mal] Evie? -Hmm?

Do you ever think about what we'd be doing

if we were back on the Isle right now?

[chuckles] That's funny.

-[♪ music playing on TV] -Ah.

-Look who's on TV. -[chuckles]

[reporter] As the royal couple continues their tour of the kingdom,

they dined with Aladdin and Jasmine.

-[chuckles] -Six months ago,

no one thought King Ben and his girlfriend

from the wrong side of the bridge would last.

Yeah, no kidding.

[reporter] Mal must be counting the days until the Royal Cotillion...

-[gasps] -...when she will officially become

a Lady of the Court.

[TV continues playing]

"Read it fast at lightning speed. Remember everything I need."

I know Mal's secrets of fitting in

and Ben wouldn't like it one bit.

Haven't you guys had enough secrets between the two of you already?

Evie, you remember what I was like

before I started using my spell book.

I mean, I was a complete disaster.

Well, personally, as your best friend,

I strongly believe

-that this spell book... -Ah!

It belongs in the museum along with my mirror.

Don't give me the face.

Put the pout away.

Mmm-hmm. You know I'm right.

You don't ever miss running wild and just breaking all the rules?

-Like stealing and lying and fighting? -Yeah.

-No. -What?

[chuckles] Why would we?

-M, come here. -[scoffs]

Look at where we are. We're in Auradon.

And we're Auradon girls now.

[reporter] Since Mal revealed her love of strawberries,

she has received

-hundreds of cartons from her admirers. -[Evie squeals]

Here she is, enjoying a cozy...

See, this is the land of opportunity. We can be

whatever we want to be here.

So, please,

let's just leave the past in the past, okay?

Besides...

I mean, look at the shoes.

-Look at them. -Severe.

-[Evie laughs] -[chuckles]

-Hi, Jay. -Hey.

-[girl chuckles] Jay. -Hey, what's up?

-Hi. -Why do you torture them?

Just pick someone to take to Cotillion already.

[exhales] I'm going solo.

That way, I can dance with all of them.

-Ah, you're the expert. -[chuckles]

Um, Jay.

If you were gonna ask someone,

what's the best way to go?

Listen, all you gotta do,

-is look like me. [laughs] -Oh, ha-ha.

Mal.

-Hey, Jane. -Hey.

I was wondering... Uh...

If you liked the

carrot cake last night?

I had the pumpkin pie.

-Oh. Cool. Uh, uh... -Smooth.

I have an opening for a fitting at 3:00. Who wants it?

-Me. Sorry. -Perfect.

I'll take you later. Okay.

-Mal. -Yes.

I hate to keep bugging you

but the Decorating Committee needs more answers.

So as much as I hate to, um...

You know, um...

-Bug me. Yeah. -Right.

Jane, I would love to. I just have to get to class.

-You know, just nod if you like it. -Okay. [chuckles]

Chair swags, entry banner, twinkle lights, napkin design, table bunting,

and you still haven't picked the party favors yet.

Honestly, Jane, whatever...

I mean, we can do chains, key charms, pen toppers.

I kind of love the pen toppers but, I mean, we can do all three.

I say pen toppers.

-Yeah? You won't regret it. -Yeah. [chuckles]

I can hardly wait to see what your wedding will look like.

Me, too. Wait, what?

The Royal Cotillion is like getting engaged to be engaged to be engaged.

-I knew it. -Everyone knows it.

I didn't know it.

How come nobody told me that?

Is my entire life just planned out in front of me?

-Hi, Mal. -[all] Hi, Ben.

-Oh, oh, quick moment. -Uh...

All right, you're almost finished with the surprise for Mal's big night.

Snow White. Belle.

But the one you designed for Mal is my favorite.

Make sure her eyes are green. Uh...

-See you later. -Okay.

-Which green should I use? -Oh...

This one.

What about peacock feathers?

Yeah, I bet you nobody's gonna have those at Cotillion.

Chad.

When I look at you,

all I can think of is...

-King. -[gasps]

-And fake fur. -Ah.

Fake fur says it all.

Loud and clear.

Amphitheater in five.

Why did the coach make him captain instead of me?

I'm obviously better.

King Chad though. I do rather like that. [chuckles]

-You know who else would like that? -Who?

-Audrey. -She would.

Chad. Let's go.

Yeah.

Oh.

-Come on. -[whimpers] It's just...

[both chuckle]

-Not a lot of there there. -Not a lot of there there.

Someone's obviously having some trouble

dealing with his breakup with Audrey.

Yes.

-I've been doing the numbers. -Yeah?

-[typing] -And after we collect from all the girls

for their gowns,

-and Chad's cape... -[laptop beeps]

[gasps] Wow.

No wonder people work.

What am I gonna do with all this money?

I think in the next few years,

you could buy that castle you always wanted.

That way you wouldn't need a prince.

You're right, I don't. Because I have you.

-Hi, Mal. -Hi. [chuckles nervously]

I have a little surprise for you.

Again. Wow. That's like every day now.

Or every other day.

The even days.

Because you're even more perfect than I thought.

[chuckles]

That is me. I am perfect.

Come on, let me spoil you.

You didn't have a lot growing up.

We managed.

Hey, didn't you donate that to the museum?

Is that still in there?

Um, I gotta get to class. I really don't wanna be late.

-No, you come this way. -[groans]

-First off... Ta-da. -[gasps]

What?

You like it?

Ben. [chuckles]

Does an ogre like cheese puffs?

This is amazing.

It's purple.

I didn't get you anything.

You're taking me on a picnic with all my favorite foods, remember?

-No, that's Thursday. -It is Thursday.

-No, it's not. -Yes, it is.

No, it's not.

It is.

I knew that.

-I mean, if you don't have it, it's fine. -No, no, no.

I was fully messing with you. I knew it was Thursday.

I just have one more thing to go bake and then I am all yours.

What about class?

-She multitasks. -[scoffs]

-She dabbles. -She dabbles. [chuckles]

-You're the best. -[Mal] That's me.

All right, boys, let's line it up.

-Carlos, you're with me, let's go. -Yeah. [exhales]

Rassembler!

Salute!

Lower the point.

Masks down.

En garde.

[all grunting]

[Jay] Keep your center.

[grunting continues]

Eyes on your opponent.

Up and over.

Get him, Jay.

-[grunting] -[boys exclaim]

[Jay] It's practice.

[Carlos] Watch out, Jay.

[Jay] Nice!

[boy] Come on, Jay!

[grunting continues]

-[Carlos] Oh, Jay, what happened? -[Chad] Finish him.

It's Lonnie. Whoo!

-Not bad. -You should put me on the team.

Hey... What?

No, no, no. We'll be the laughing stock of the league.

And what's gonna happen next?

We'll have girls playing tourney. Come on, guys.

So?

So?

So have you not read the rulebook?

Section 2, Paragraph 3, 11-4.

"A team will be comprised of a captain and eight men." Mmm?

-You should read the rulebook. -Okay, yeah, but you're down a man.

You know, since Ben had to leave to do all that king stuff.

Exactly. We're down a man.

-Jay. -I'm sorry. Coach trusts me.

I'm not gonna stay captain if I just throw out the rulebook.

If my mother thought that way,

she would have lost the war.

[scoffs]

Okay.

-Rulebook. Rulebook. -[scoffs]

All right, guys.

Practice is over, let's go.

[indistinct chatter]

Jane. Jane, hey.

Hey, Carlos, what's up?

-Uh... -[dog barks]

-Not much. You? -Way too much.

We were gonna go with the blue and gold banner for Cotillion,

but now we can't find the right shade of blue.

Oh, yeah. No, that's a bummer.

-Um, speaking of Cotillion... -I know, right?

It's all anybody is talking about. Cotillion 24/7.

It's like they've never been to one before.

Uh... I haven't, actually.

Oh...

Lucky. I always end up serving punch with my mom anyway.

This year I got stuck on the decorating committee

because Audrey went off to a spa vacation

with Flora, Fauna and Merryweather.

Jane, maybe we should just...

Skip the whole thing? [scoffs] I really, really wish I could.

It's so nice to have a friend who's on the same wavelength.

Oh, you got me.

[both chuckle]

[cell phone chiming]

I gotta go.

-Great practice though. -Yeah.

See you.

[Jane] Hey, Mom.

[whining]

It wasn't the right time, all right?

[TV playing]

How to get out of the friend zone.

I see you reading over my shoulder.

-[cameras clicking] -[reporter] Mal, Mal. Over here.

[reporter on TV] Mal must be counting the days

until the Royal Cotillion

when she will officially become a Lady of the Court.

[panting]

Whoa.

-Easy, girl. -What?

You think this is so easy?

You don't have people taking a photo of you

every single time you open your mouth to say "boo!"

I mean, it's not that I could even say "boo" but, you know...

-[sighs] -I'm sorry.

Carlos, don't you ever miss screaming at people

and just making them run away from you?

You're thinking of my mother.

And I was usually on the other end of that. So, not really. No.

Oh, hey.

Did you bring it?

[door opens]

[door creaking]

-[growls] -Hi. [chuckles]

Just came to use your 3-D printer. Won't be a sec.

How'd you get a key to my room?

Oh, I printed it off last time I was in here.

You guys were sleeping.

Look, I just... Your printer's so much better than mine.

And you installed these hacks.

And everything runs so much smoother than mine.

Out.

-Now. -Fine. Fine.

Chad.

What? Hmm?

Leave the key.

-Mal. -Mmm?

-My potion. -Mmm.

Yeah. Um...

So, this thing will make me say what I really feel to Jane?

Yeah. I mean, this is a truth gummy, so...

-Take it or leave it. -Perfect.

Hold on though.

Are you sure that you wanna be taking this?

Because this is gonna make you say the truth

all the time, no matter what. And the only reason that I'm asking

is because I know that if I took this right now,

I would get myself sent back to the Isle.

Which, it's not that that sounds super unappealing but, you know...

Yeah. I'll take my chances, I guess.

-Okay. -[growling]

Ooh! Bad dog.

[grunts]

[gasps]

Man, that thing was nasty.

And you? You just gotta man up.

And while you're at it, scratch my butt.

You heard him.

Scratch his butt.

Mal.

-[door opens] -You're just gonna leave me with him?

[door closes]

Come on, you scratch your own all the time.

[birds chirping]

[grunts]

[people exclaiming]

[indistinct conversations]

[groans]

[indistinct conversations]

[grunts]

[Harry chuckles]

-Poser. -[Harry] Traitor.

Hello.

[all shouting]

Oh, I would love to wipe the smiles off their faces.

-You know what I mean? -Gil.

You wanna quit choking down yolks and get with the program?

[gulps] Yeah, what they said.

That little traitor.

Who left us in the dark.

Who turned her back on evil.

Who said you weren't big or bad enough to be in her gang.

Back when we were kids.

Come on, you guys remember.

She called her Shrimpy and the name just kind of...

Stuck.

That snooty little witch.

Who grabbed everything she wanted and left me nothing.

No, she left you that sandbox,

and then she said that you could have the shrimp...

I need you to stop talking.

Look, we have her turf now.

They can stay in Bore-adon...

Harry, that's her turf now.

And I want it, too.

We should not be getting her leftovers.

Son of Hook, son of Gaston, and me,

most of all, daughter of Ursula.

What's my name?

[whispers] Uma.

What's my name?

Mmm. Uma.

[singing]

Dance over there.

[laughs]

[all laughing]

[all exclaim]

[Ursula] Shut your clam!

Mama.

[Ursula] These dishes ain't gonna wash themselves.

-[splashes] -It's fine. It's fine.

Because when I get my chance to rain down the evil on Auradon,

I will take it.

They're gonna forget that girl.

And remember the name...

Shrimpy!

[chuckles slightly]

-Uh-huh. -[grunts]

[whimpers]

Would you like a hot hors d'oeuvre?

Yes, please.

Mmm. This is the best thing I've ever had.

So you like it?

I more than like it.

I, uh...

Mmm. Double like it.

[Mal chuckles]

Is this beef ragout?

Yeah.

-This is amazing. -Did I surprise you?

Oh, yeah, you surprised me.

This is every single dish Mrs. Potts made for my parents.

What'd it take you? Three days?

You know, don't even ask me.

-[both chuckle] -Yeah.

Well, it means a lot. That you stopped and did all this for me.

Especially with all the craziness you've been put through.

I missed you.

We don't get much time to be just us anymore.

I know.

[both chuckle]

You can't take me anywhere, right?

[laughs]

Do you have a...

Do you have a napkin or something?

-I do. I packed some. -Oh, there it is.

I think I stowed them away. I can grab them.

What's this?

[Mal chuckles]

I actually threw that in there super last minute.

-In case it rained or... -Speed reading spell.

Blond hair spell.

Cooking spell.

And I was giving you props for fitting in so well.

For doing your best.

Take back this moment that has passed, return it... Reverse it.

-Are you trying to spell me right now? -It has been so hard for me!

Yes! Some things are hard!

Do you think learning to be king has been easy for me?

-No. [chuckles] -I thought we were doing this together.

Ben, we are in this together.

But we're not, Mal. We're not.

You've been keeping secrets and lying to me.

I thought we were done with that.

This isn't the Isle of the Lost, Mal.

Yeah, believe me, I know that.

Then why are you doing this?

Because... [scoffs]

I'm not one of those pretty pink princesses, Ben.

I'm not one of those ladies from the court.

I'm a big fake, okay?

[sighs] I'm fake. This is fake.

This is fake. [scoffs]

[scoffs]

"Take this feast, this sumptuous meal,

"return it back to what is real."

This is who I really am.

-Mal. -No, no.

Peanut butter and jelly is my favorite!

[cutlery clattering]

[Ben sighs]

[sobs]

[sobbing] I don't belong here.

Okay.

Okay. Okay.

[breathes shakily]

Let's blow this popsicle stand.

Yeah? [chuckles]

[breathes heavily]

"Noble steed, proud and fair, you shall take me anywhere."

Okay. [sighs]

Please work.

[gasps]

[door opens]

[all exclaiming]

-Hey! -Hey, hey!

[clock tolling]

-Debra. -[on speaker] Yes, Your Majesty.

Can you ask Lumiere to call me regarding Cotillion?

-Yes, sir. -Thank you.

[knocks]

Ben.

Evie?

Come on in.

Mal's gone back to the Isle.

[sighs]

Ben...

[quietly] "I am so sorry..."

This is my fault.

This is my fault. I blew it.

She'd been under so much pressure lately

and instead of being understanding, I just went all beast on her.

I have to go there and apologize.

I have to go there and beg her to come back.

Ben, you'll never find her.

You need to know the Isle and how it works, and...

You have to take me with you.

Yes. Uh...

-[stammers] Are you sure? -Yeah.

She's my best friend.

And we'll bring the boys, too, because there is safety in numbers

and none of us is really too popular over there right now.

-Thank you. -But let's get two things straight.

You have to promise me that I won't get stuck there again.

I promise.

And there's no way you're going looking like that.

[indistinct chatter]

[on headphones] Doesn't matter what we do

'Cause I'd rather be with you

Rather be with you Rather be with you

Doesn't matter who is who 'cause I'd rather be with you

Rather be with you Rather be with you

You, you

I'd rather be with you

You, you

I'd rather be with you

You, you

I'd rather be with you

You...

Mal!

Is Evie back, too?

[chuckles] As if.

I, um, forgot that you guys don't open till midnight.

-Place looks good. -[chuckles]

So, what is your deal?

Has your grandmother given you any customers yet?

Ah, just a witch here and there.

Mostly it's a lot of scrubbing and scouring and sweeping.

Lots and lots of sweeping.

Sounds like the old Cinderella treatment, hey.

Yeah. She's gone from wicked stepmother to wicked grandmother.

That's not really much of a switch.

Hey, Dizzy.

You used to do Evie, right?

Yeah, I thought of the little braids.

You have any ideas for me?

Hmm.

The washed-out blonde with purple tips.

-The best of no worlds. -[chuckles]

You can't see where your face ends and your hair begins.

[scoffs]

Oh, what is this?

Bored to Death Pink?

Hmm. How far can I go?

[clicks tongue] The works.

I mean, whatever makes me feel like me, but you know...

-Way worse. -Yay.

[scissor snipping]

-Voilà! -Voilà.

-For me? -Yeah.

You earned it.

-[giggles] -[Mal chuckles]

Fork it over, ya runt.

Now the rest of it.

Mmm. Thank you. Mmm-hmm.

Still running errands for Uma

or do you actually get to keep what you steal?

Well, well, well.

What a nice surprise.

Hi, Harry.

Just wait until Uma hears you're back.

She's never gonna give you back your old territory.

Oh. Well, that's okay.

Because I will be taking it.

[chuckles]

I could hurt you.

-Not without her permission, I bet. -[chuckles]

[clatters]

Great. More sweeping.

Jay, keys, remote.

Wait.

Something's wrong.

Oh.

There.

Shotgun.

No, Dude, stay. The Isle is way too dangerous.

[whimpers]

-[gasps] -Did he just...

Talk? Yeah, I know. I'll tell you later.

-Let's go. -Yeah.

[Evie] Okay. Once we cross the bridge, park under the pier in the old garage.

-Got it? -[Ben] Got it.

Ben, help me with the tarp.

-Jay. -Yeah.

[Jay] I got it.

It's really weird being back here.

We'll get in and get out.

Jay.

Hey, what's in here?

Ben...

You don't want to know.

Hey, guys.

Keep it chill, all right?

Last thing we need is our parents figuring out we're here.

[indistinct chatter]

Hey.

Hey. Stop.

Just take it.

-Go on. -[boys giggling]

[scoffs] Ben.

[sighs]

-Hey. -[grunts]

-Ben, stop. Just stop. -Hey...

-[Ben] Why? -This isn't a parade, it's the Isle.

Keep your hands in your pockets unless you're stealing.

You either slouch or strut.

And never ever smile.

-Okay, thanks... -No.

No thank you and drop the please too. Just...

Chill.

[singing]

Uh, you need to not stare.

You need to not be yourself.

[mimic growl]

Seriously, you need to not be yourself.

But it's hard being what I'm not.

Well, if you don't, you're gonna get us caught.

Like this?

Like this?

Oh, yeah. I think I got this.

Let's go. I'm ready to rock this.

[Ben humming]

Hey, man. Hey.

Hey, I know you.

Uh, no. Don't know you either, man.

Uh, yeah, you do.

Come on, man. Really?

Huh? Dude, I'll give you a hint. My dad is quick,

slick, and his neck... Huh...

Is incredibly thick.

Come on, man... [stammers]

Huh? Huh.

-Oh, you're King Ben. -Okay.

-[Ben] I don't think so. -Yeah. You totally are King Ben.

And you're Jay, Carlos, Evie. Hey, guys.

Ah... Uma's gonna love this.

[laughs]

Come on.

Wish me luck.

All the way up.

[Evie] Good luck.

[Evie sighs]

[spray can rattles]

[spray hissing]

[spray continues hissing]

At least I don't see a picture of me with horns and a pitchfork.

Ben?

[sighs]

Mal, I'm so sorry about our fight.

It was all my fault, I...

Please come home.

Ben... [chuckles]

-[spray can clatters] -I am home.

I brought the limo.

It's a sweet ride.

I don't fit in, Ben.

I really gave it my best shot.

And if you think that I could change, I think you're wrong.

Then, I'll change.

I'll skip school, have more fun.

You know, I'll blow off some more responsibilities.

No, no. See, I'm such a terrible influence.

It's only a matter of time before I do something so messed up

that not only does the kingdom turn on me, but they turn on you.

Don't quit us, Mal.

-People love you. -[sighs]

I love you.

Don't you love me?

I have to take myself out of the picture

because it's what's best for you, and it's what's best for Auradon.

Mal, no, please.

Ben...

I can't do this.

You should go, Ben.

Ben, please go.

Please leave.

[breathes shakily]

[Evie] So...

Where's Mal?

-She's not coming back. -What?

I'll talk to her.

M.

Mal, it's Evie.

Let me just talk to you for a second.

-Mal, come on. -[grunts]

Go away.

[sighs]

Let's give her a couple hours to cool off.

Guys.

Where's Ben?

Ben?

Ben!

-[exhales] -Ben, don't scare us like that.

Don't scare you?

That's my specialty.

-Harry. -What did you do with Ben?

Oh, uh, we nicked him. Mmm-hmm.

Yeah, um, and if you want to see him again

have Mal come to the Chip Shoppe tonight.

Alone.

Uma wants a little visit.

Aw. Jay.

Seems like you've lost your touch.

-[grunts] -Jay.

[laughs]

[grunts]

[whistling]

If you guys never would have brought him here

this never would have happened.

What were you thinking?

He was gonna come with or without us.

We just wanted to protect him.

-Yeah. And we completely blew it. -Okay.

Okay, so what are we gonna do?

We are not doing anything.

This is between Uma and me, and she's a punk.

And guess what, now I have to go get him.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Mal, you're still gonna have to go

through Harry Hook and his wharf rats.

Yeah, you're gonna need us.

-Uma said to come alone. -Mal, come on.

She said to come alone.

I know one thing,

I'm not going anywhere.

We'll be here when you get back.

[men laughing]

Hey, I wanted the fried clams.

And I wanted a sea pony.

Life ain't fair.

[sing-song] I'm back.

Loser, party of one.

Right this way, please.

[laughs]

[sighs]

Place still stinks.

Oh, I'm sorry. We're down a butler today.

Princess.

Where is he?

You know, I've dreamed of this. [chuckles]

You wanting something from me,

and me watching you squirm like a worm on a hook.

I'm so flattered that you dream of me.

I haven't given you a thought since I left.

[exhales] Obviously.

You have your perfect little life, don't you?

Doesn't she have the perfect little life?

[people laughing]

And we're 20 years into a garbage strike.

Listen, if you have some kind of score to settle with me, game on.

-I see no need to bring Ben into this. -[chuckles]

It may be a little unnecessary,

but, ugh, it is so much fun.

Here's the deal.

Just like your mother, always a catch.

If you win,

Ben is free to go.

Hmm?

Don't you wanna know what I get if I win?

-Still dreaming. -Mmm.

Last time I checked,

your mother thought she had things all sewn up, too, huh?

How did that work out for her again?

-On three. -One.

-Two. Three. -Three.

[Uma chuckles]

You know, that whole princess act. Ugh.

Never bought it for a second.

You could stick a tiara on a villain, but you're still a villain.

And you can slap a pirate hat on, but you're still Shrimpy. [gasps]

[chuckles and grunts]

[chuckles]

If I win,

you bring me the wand.

[all cheering]

Now...

If you want beasty boy back,

bring me Fairy Godmother's magic wand

to my ship tomorrow at 12:00 noon.

Sharp.

Oh, and if you blab...

You can kiss your baby goodbye.

[Uma laughs]

There is no way we're gonna give Uma the wand.

We can't just let her destroy Auradon.

Uma doesn't get the wand, then Ben is toast, guys.

Great, so we're going to give Uma, of all people, the wand.

[Mal] Wait, you guys.

Your 3D printer.

-A phony wand. -Yes.

-In my sleep. -Yeah, but the second Uma tests it,

she'll know it's fake.

Okay, so then we get Ben out really fast.

We need some kind of diversion.

Smoke bombs.

That's perfect. I'll get the chemicals

I need from Lady Tremaine's place.

That could work.

Oh, and sick hair by the way.

Evil Stepmom seriously stepped up her game.

Okay, do you wanna know something?

-Dizzy did this. -Little Dizzy? Shut up.

[Mal] I know. I'm, like, loving it.

-It's like a lot lighter. -I'm really proud of her.

-[clears throat] -Hello?

Right.

Carlos, Jay, you guys meet us at Pirates Bay,

no later than noon.

And you guys, losing, not an option.

'Cause we're rotten.

[all] To the core.

Let's do this.

[gasps]

-Shh. -Okay.

Evie?

-Evie, you came back. -Hi.

Hey. So great to see you, too.

Is it all just like we imagined?

Do they really have closets you can walk into?

Have you been to a real swimming pool?

What does ice cream taste like?

It's cold and it's sweet.

And if you eat it too fast, it gives you a headache.

-Really? -Yeah.

-I saved your sketchbook for you. -You did?

Dizzy...

Oh, my gosh.

Wow.

I made this dress out of an old curtain and safety pins.

It reminds me of the dress you made for Mal when she met Jasmine.

-I spilled curry all over that. -You did.

[chuckles] Yeah.

Saw that.

You're totally right, Dizzy. This was...

This was totally the inspiration for that.

I knew it.

You can take the girl out of the Isle,

but you can't take the Isle out of the girl.

Is this too much or is this fabulous?

Hand me the glue gun.

Hi.

-[whining] -I'm sorry I'm so late, Dude.

Ben got captured.

-No. -Why is our door open?

[whirring]

You've got to be kidding me.

[printer powers down]

I knocked.

Go on, Dude.

What is that?

Oh. [chuckles] That's a little Chad action figure.

[mimics car]

Well, minus the head.

Sounds like an improvement. Excuse me.

All right.

Here we go.

Why are you guys making Fairy Godmother's wand?

[Carlos] Uh, why are we making Fairy Godmother's wand?

Because, uh...

Ben's been captured.

What?

Dude can talk?

I was stalling.

I thought you forgot.

Don't tell anyone.

Ben's life depends on it.

Really?

So, if something were to happen, you know what I'm saying.

Something bad, we get it.

God forbid.

But, if something were to happen,

who do you think would be in line to be king?

Is it me or is that in really poor taste?

I'm taking this.

And if you think...

-Thank you, Jay. -Yes.

All right.

-[Evie] Got it? -[Mal] Yeah, I got it.

-[Evie] Careful. -[Mal] I got it.

-Perfect. -That makes five smoke bombs.

Okay.

-I think that's enough, right? Yeah. -Yeah.

M, how amazing would this look with my shredded tee

and my heart purse?

Very amazing.

Take it! Take a bunch!

Oh, Dizzy.

Oh, my gosh! [gasps]

-Thank you. -It would make me so happy

to know that you were wearing something of mine in Auradon,

almost like me being there myself.

I really wish I could take you with me.

At least one of us had our dream come true, right?

Yeah.

E, we gotta go.

Okay.

She's gonna be okay.

Yeah.

But she could be so much more.

[sighs]

Let's go.

[chuckles]

[Mal] That one was epic. That went on for actual days.

[Evie] Like it mattered, right?

-We were both... -Undone by true love's kiss.

-[both] Works every time! -[both laugh]

I really thought that's what you and Ben had.

Do you want to talk about it?

I'm not coming back, Evie.

I can't.

I really tried to tell you.

But, I mean,

I saw the way your face lit up

when we walked through those dorm rooms for the first time.

And I couldn't spoil that for you.

If you're staying, I'm staying, too.

No.

Evie, you are an Auradon girl.

And I am,

and will always be, [chuckles]

the girl from the Isle.

[singing]

[chuckles]

[snoring]

[printer beeping]

-Carlos. -Mmm. What?

Not bad.

Yeah.

-Let's go. -Let's go. Yeah.

[Dude] Hey, guys, what about me?

[Carlos] No, Dude. You stay.

I'm serious. Stay.

[whines]

I love you, buddy. We'll be back before you know it.

Oh, hey.

Have you seen Evie?

Uh...

-She went camping. -[Jay chuckles]

Evie "I wanna live in a castle"

sleeping on the ground with no place to plug in a hair dryer?

You know how spontaneous she is, bro.

-[chuckles] Right? -Yeah.

-Totally. Totally. -Later, Doug.

I'm coming with you guys.

[chuckling] What?

We don't need swords at the...

Waffle Hut.

You're going to the Isle to rescue Ben.

Look, it's either you take me,

or I'm gonna have to tell Fairy Godmother.

Okay.

Really?

[sighs]

Coochy-coochy coo.

How's it feel to be the king now, eh?

[laughs]

Give it a rest, Harry. Give it a rest.

We don't want damaged goods.

You said that I could hook him.

I said at noon.

Twenty more minutes.

[ticking]

That says 11:30.

[sighs]

You better hope your girlfriend comes through.

[Harry] Mmm-hmm.

But she's not my girlfriend anymore.

[Harry chuckling]

Leave us alone, Harry.

Nineteen minutes to go now.

Go.

I get that you don't deserve this.

[laughs]

This.

This island is a prison thanks to your father.

And don't pretend to look out for me because no one's looking out for me.

It's just me.

So, this isn't your mom's plan?

-[scoffs] -Isn't that her necklace?

My mom doesn't care about me either.

Well, not unless she needs someone for the night shift.

Ouch.

I don't need your pity.

No, you certainly don't.

You're very resourceful.

I don't see you tied up.

[chuckles]

All right, so let's trash talk Mal.

I'd rather talk about you.

Mmm. Funny and a gentleman.

I really hope I don't have to feed you to the fishes.

Oh, you don't.

Set me free and we'll go back together.

Oh, so now I get an invite. [chuckles]

Gee, I wonder why.

When you brought Mal, Evie, Carlos, and Jay to Auradon,

that's as mad as I've ever been in my life.

And trust me, I've been plenty mad.

I never thought of it like that before,

that I could've hurt the people I didn't pick.

The plan was to start with four kids and bring more people over.

I guess I was busy being King.

That sounds lame.

I'm so sorry.

You're a leader, Uma.

So am I.

Come to Auradon and be part of the solution.

Me?

Part of your solution?

Nah.

I don't need you.

I'm gonna get there on my own.

Harry.

Let's see what this puppy can do.

-I'll get the swords. -Okay.

-Oh, Lonnie! -[Lonnie] I made them bring me.

Oh, I'm so glad.

Hi.

Welcome to the Isle.

-It's good to see you. -Thanks.

-And Dude. -I told you to stay!

I flunked obedience class.

-Great. And he can still talk. -You're lucky I love you.

Come on.

Ooh. Here, let me see it.

-Wow, what a beauty. -It's noon.

[Mal] All right.

-Are we ready? -Yeah.

Let's do this.

[exhales]

Stay!

[whines]

I mean it.

[sing-song] Hey, guys!

They're here!

[pirates cheering]

Welcome!

Finally! [laughs]

[singing]

Harry! We get it. Chill.

Silly King, you give me?

Hold up.

Mmm. Too easy.

Why don't you give it a test drive?

We want to see it work.

[scoffs]

You always were quite the drama queen.

[panting]

Oh, and nothing too big, or else Ben is fish bait.

[pirates laughing]

We're dead.

Okay.

Although it seems absurd,

turn your bark into a word.

Talk, dog.

Does this vest make me look fat?

[pirates laughing]

Hey, does anyone have some bacon?

Cookies?

[laughing]

-Give me the wand! -Give me Ben!

Harry, bring him over.

[pirates jeering]

And, before you go, uh, tell your mama Gaston says hi.

And also tell your dad that my dad wishes he finished off your dad

when he had the chance.

-[grunts] -[pirates laughing]

Aw.

Cut him loose, Harry.

[sighs] I never get to have any fun.

-Yes! -[all cheering]

[Gil] We got it now!

[Mal] Ben, go!

-Yeah! [laughs] -[all cheering]

[Mal] Go!

Okay, okay!

By the power of the sea, tear it down and set us free!

[all cheering]

No! [grunts]

Ben...

You do not get to win every time!

Hurry! Go!

Get 'em!

[all scream]

Ben!

[grunting]

Go!

[screaming]

[grunting]

Hello, Jay.

Well, well, well.

[grunts]

[yelling]

Hey, Ben.

[yelling]

[groans]

[chuckles]

[screams]

Here. Take mine.

[yells]

Amazeballs.

[all grunting]

Hey, you miss me?

[groans]

Let's dance.

Hey, Gil.

Get out of here, Ben!

Nice scarf.

It's mine now.

[Evie] Ben!

[grunting continues]

Oh...

[chuckles]

[yelling]

[groans]

[chuckles]

[splashes]

[yelling]

[Harry] Uma!

-Jay, go start the car! -I'll meet you guys there.

Jay!

Ben, come on! Go!

Mal's mine!

[shouts]

Hiya!

[both grunting]

Coochy-coochy coo.

[grunting]

[singing] Let's go, bring it on

Bring it on, it's going down

Time is running out

Carlos! Smoke bomb.

Let's go, double down

We're prepared to stand our ground

Put your swords up, put 'em up

It's going down

[Mal] Ben, go!

-Let's go now! -[Mal] Go!

[Evie] Come on!

[splashing]

[singing]

[panting]

-You okay? -Yeah, I'm good.

Nice work out there, Lonnie.

Come on, Dude. Hop in.

Now you listen to me.

Let's go.

[Carlos] Come on, Evie. Get in.

Let's go.

Mal! [echoes]

No! Ugh!

Out of my way!

Come on, come on, come on.

Swords.

[tires squeal]

[panting]

I'm really sorry that things didn't go the way you wanted them to.

I mean...

As long as you're safe, that's... [panting]

I mean, at least I got to see the Isle.

They're my people, too.

Uma helped me see that.

Ben, Uma captured you.

She's an angry girl with a bad plan.

That's not so different from you when you came to Auradon, Mal.

Awkward.

-Dude... [clears throat] -Dude, I know you can talk,

but it doesn't always mean you should.

[Jay] Here we go.

[sighs]

Why don't you stop by practice later?

What, in the mood to break some rules?

[scoffs] No.

[chuckles]

-I'll get these back to the gym. -Thanks.

See you later.

Ben! There you are.

Cotillion's tonight.

Come here. Look.

This is the stained-glass window for Mal.

Isn't it beautiful? She's gonna love it.

Do you want to cancel?

Um, you know what? I can come back.

-Uh, but like, really, really soon. -No, no, no.

No, no, no. Now's fine. Um...

Do whatever you need to do.

-We need to talk. -Yeah.

No.

"No"?

You guys are always going off in a huddle,

whispering your girl-talk stuff or whatever,

and Jay and I are tired of it.

I'm not.

We're your family, too.

We've been through a lot.

Together.

I'm not stopping that now.

Okay?

Everyone, sit.

Come on.

-[Dude whines] -You, too.

[exhales]

I don't know how to start girl talk.

What up?

-[chuckles] -Um...

Well...

I'm a mess. I'm such a mess. [chuckles]

[chuckles nervously] I mean,

six months ago, I was, you know, stealing candy from babies.

And now, everybody wants me to be this Lady of the Court,

and I have no idea how to keep up the act.

Then don't.

See? This was dumb.

Maybe it wasn't.

We're always gonna be the kids from the Isle.

I tried to forget it, I really tried,

but those are our roots.

And we all did what we had to do to survive,

but it made us who we are.

And we're never gonna be like anybody else here.

And that's okay.

That's okay.

And we can't fake it.

No.

Yeah, I mean, especially without my spell book.

Well, if Ben doesn't love the real you,

then he's not the one.

I like that.

Give him a chance.

I'm gonna make some changes to your dress,

and if you're up for it, only if you're up for it,

it'll be waiting for you, okay?

Come on, buddy.

[sighs]

Come to Cotillion tonight, all right?

If Ben isn't smart enough to love you and you can't stand another day,

I'll drive you back tomorrow myself.

Okay.

[Dude] Girl talk?

-Crushed it. -[Carlos laughs]

Yeah, except when it comes to asking Jane out,

then I'm a total chicken.

[Dude] I'm gonna paraphrase one of

the bravest boys I know. [clears throat]

"If she does not like you, then she is not the one for you."

You really are a man's best friend.

-[Dude chuckling] -Come on, buddy, let's go.

[Jay] Let's bring it in, boys.

Let's bring it in.

[sighs] All right.

You all know I come from the Isle, right? Things are pretty whack.

[scoffs] But there is one thing the Isle's got on Auradon.

If you're strong, we want you by our side, girl or boy.

[chuckles] Hey. Jay, hold on here, we don't, uh...

We don't break the rules here in Auradon.

That's over on the Isle.

"The team shall be comprised of a captain and eight men."

So, uh, give it up for your new team captain.

-[Chad] Whoa. What? -[giggles]

Thank you.

Fine.

[blows whistle]

Give me 10. Come on, guys.

[all] One, two...

Pick it up, Chad.

-[all] Four, five, six... -Nice form, Jay.

[all] Seven, eight, nine, ten.

-[whistle blows] -Okay, practice is over. Get out of here.

Go get ready for Cotillion.

-Hey, Jay. -Yeah?

Wait until I tell my mom.

Let's get out of here.

Come in.

I have a scout badge and s'mores.

How could you go camping without me?

-What? -Are you seeing someone else?

-Are you? -No.

Is it Happy's son?

'Cause let me tell you, he is not as happy as his dad.

Kind of a dark streak, in fact.

Doug,

Ben was captured on the Isle.

We rescued Ben and saved Auradon.

So, you're not seeing Happy's son or anyone else.

Don't be dopey.

Besides, we have dresses to deliver. It is Cotillion day, after all.

And you know what?

I was lucky enough to have been given a chance

and now I need to give someone else a chance, too.

My Uncle Bashful used to say that.

-Did he? -Yeah.

But really quietly.

[laughs]

-Let's do this. -[grunts]

-Jane! Jane! -Mmm-hmm. Say no more.

Jane! Hey! Hey.

-Uh... -[chuckles]

-Would you go to Cotillion with me? -Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure.

We're all taking a stretch carriage over at 6:00.

No, no, no, the pen toppers are in the portside cabin.

No, I mean...

With me.

Yeah, want me to swing by your room?

No, no, so when you're on the boat facing the left...

Yeah, yeah, right. No, no, not right, left.

Uh, this is gonna be tricky. Jane?

Would you

be my date for Cotillion?

And, [chuckles]

if you don't absolutely hate me by the end of it,

um, would you consider

maybe being more than friends?

Maybe?

Like boyfriend and girlfriend?

We can hold hands instead of slugging each other all the time?

And we can text and I can tell you how great you are,

because, Carlos, you're really, really great,

and I'm the luckiest girl in the world. You're so nice and cute.

Me too! I'm the luckiest girl...

I mean, guy. Luckiest guy.

[woman on phone] Jane? Can you hear me?

-Oh. Sorry. I'll see you later. -Yeah. Totally.

[Jane speaks indistinctly]

-Good boy. -[chuckles]

Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Come on, Dude. Let's go.

Yes!

Finally. [chuckles]

[exhales]

[chuckles]

Oh, what's that?

Why, no, Audrey.

I haven't chosen my queen yet.

Why, no, Audrey...

[cell phone ringing]

Now, who could be calling me?

[screams] Audrey! Audrey!

Chad. This is my room, Chad. What...

Audrey?

Yeah?

Yeah?

Well, yeah. That's wonderful news.

She got a flat tire in Sherwood Forest and she wants me to go fix it.

That's six hours away.

Really? Only six?

I'm gonna be there faster than I thought. [kisses]

Uh-uh. My printer, my crown.

Oh.

Yeah, about that... [stammers]

[laughing] Right.

I'm coming, Audrey!

Wow.

[♪ dance music playing]

[cameras clicking]

[press 1] Evie, you look beautiful!

Thank you so much.

[press 2] Did you design the barrette?

It's beautiful, isn't it? Um, no, it's not my creation.

Many of the hair accessories this evening

are by a fabulous new designer.

Dizzy of the Isles.

That's me! I made that! [squeals]

-[banging] -[Lady Tremaine] Knock it off!

Sorry, Granny.

[squeals]

[♪ music playing]

Jane! There you are, my dear.

And everything looks beautiful, my love.

But we just need to ladle out the punch before the sherbet melts.

Mom?

I have a date.

[gasps] A date! Really?

Do you have a date, too?

-Yeah. -Really?

[sighs]

Mom?

Bippity boppity. [gasps]

Oh.

After you.

[♪ music continues playing]

[all applauding and cheering]

[trumpets blowing]

The future Lady Mal.

[all whispering]

[all gasping]

You work it, girl.

[chuckles]

-Yeah, Mal! -Whoo! Mal!

[all cheering]

-Hi. -Hi.

-Hey, Ben is on his way. -Okay.

And you look beautiful.

Oh. Thank you. [chuckles]

I know we were shocked at first, but you...

You are exactly what Ben needs.

And lucky for me, she doesn't go by first impressions.

[both laugh]

Of course.

-Hi. -Hi.

-How are you? -Uh...

-I sort of feel like I'm gonna throw up. -Yeah.

[Evie] Okay, that's okay. Look.

-We're right here with you, okay? -Okay.

[trumpets blowing]

King Benjamin!

[all cheering]

-[chuckles] -Whoo!

[cheering continues]

[all murmuring]

Go get him.

Mal, I wish I had time to explain.

[door opens]

[gasps]

[all murmuring]

[gasping]

-Look. -Hi.

[all gasp]

[giggles]

[Ben] Sorry. It all happened so fast.

Something happened to me when I was on the Isle with Uma.

A connection.

What are you saying?

-I'm saying... -It was love. [giggles]

It was.

I just...

I realized how alike Ben and I are, you know?

-We are. -[giggles]

I know.

-You're so beautiful. -Ben.

Ben.

Did you go back for her?

He didn't have to.

I dove through the barrier before it closed

and I'm an excellent swimmer, so...

-You are. -Thank you. [laughing]

Listen, Mal.

I just really want to thank you. [chuckles] I do.

For everything.

Thank you. Thank you so much.

Don't you see, Mal? You were right.

You knew that we weren't meant to be together.

That's why you never told me that you loved me.

Thank you.

[♪ instrumental music playing]

Come on, Mal.

Not too thrilled I risked my life for him.

We're with you, Mal.

-Let's get out of here. -Okay.

Mal.

Honey, we're so sorry. We had no idea.

I'm gonna talk to him.

Lumiere, unveil the gift. They need to see it.

And now, for the unveiling of King Ben's masterpiece,

designed especially for his lady.

[trumpets blowing]

[all gasp]

[all applauding]

-[gasps] Ben did that? -Yeah, he did.

Oh.

Evie.

Ben's known who I was all along.

He loves the real you, Mal.

-A true love. -Yeah.

-Told you. -[laughs]

Cover that back up!

I will not.

Um... [chuckles nervously]

Why don't you tell everyone the present you have for me, Ben?

I have an announcement.

Uma will be joining the court tonight as my lady.

-[all] No! -Son...

Not now, Dad! [groans]

Uh, so, as my gift, uh, to her,

I'm bringing down the barrier once and for all.

[gasps]

[Harry] Mateys,

we ride with the tide!

-[all] Yeah! -Yeah!

Fairy Godmother.

Bring down the barrier.

I most certainly will not.

-I am your king! -Obey him.

[gasps]

Ben's been spelled.

Ben.

Uma found your spell book.

[whispers]

Ben.

Ben.

-Look at me. -[Uma] No, look at me.

-You love me, remember? -No, you don't.

-[Uma] Yes, you do. -[Mal] Ben, look at me.

Bring down the barrier now!

I do not take orders from you.

-Ben? -Ben.

I never told you that I loved you

because I thought that I wasn't good enough.

And I thought that it was only a matter of time

before you realize that yourself.

-[Uma] Please. -But, Ben, that's me.

I'm part Isle and part Auradon.

Ben, eyes over here.

And, Ben, you've always known who we were and who we can be.

-Don't listen to her. -[Mal] Ben,

I know what love feels like now. [chuckles]

Ben.

Of course I love you.

Ben, I've always loved you.

[all] Aw.

Mal.

True love's kiss.

Works every time.

-Ugh! Give it to me! -[gasps] No!

Guards! Seize her!

No! No, stop!

Please, stop!

Uma, I know you.

You are so much more than just a villain.

And you have to believe me because I've been there.

Do not let your pride get in the way of something that you really want.

[chirping]

No! No! Uma!

-[Ben] Uma! -[all exclaim]

[laughing wickedly]

[gasping]

True love's kiss won't defeat this.

The world will know my name!

[yells]

[all scream]

[yells]

[panting]

[laughing]

Mal?

[roars]

[laughs]

[screeching]

[yells]

Come on, Mal!

Let's finish this once and for all.

[screeching]

[yells]

[Ben] Watch out!

[all screaming]

Go!

[screeching]

[roars]

[thunder rumbles]

[Doug] Wait. Ben! No!

-Ben! -Ben!

-Ben! -Ben!

[snarls]

Mal! Hold on!

Stop! Back down!

[laughs]

What are you gonna do, Ben? Splash me? [laughs]

That's enough!

It's got to stop. This isn't the answer.

The fighting has got to stop.

Nobody wins this way.

We have to listen and respect each other.

It won't be easy.

But let's be brave enough to try.

Uma,

I know you want what is best for the Isle.

Help me make a difference.

[snarls]

[roars]

[snarls]

There you go.

[Doug] Good job, Ben.

[all cheering]

[screeching]

[all exclaim]

Ooh. [gasps]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[chuckles]

[all cheering and applauding]

[exhales] Whoo!

So, I did not know that I could do that.

Tell me about it. That makes two of us.

-[sizzling] -Oh. [blowing]

Thank you.

-Shall we? -We shall.

Hi.

[sighs]

All right, all right, all right, all right.

How about that son of mine?

-Ours. -Ours.

Yes. How about his girlfriend?

I think we're in very good hands here.

Very good hands.

I owe you guys so much.

-Yeah. -Yeah.

Got that right.

-[all laugh] -Just a little bit.

If there is anything that you need, or anything that I can do for you...

Um... Actually...

There is, Ben.

I know a girl who'd...

Who'd really love to come to Auradon.

It's Drizella's daughter, Dizzy.

She's like a little sister to me.

Then she should come.

Okay. [chuckles]

[Evie] Okay, great.

Actually, um...

[all laughing]

Ben, there's a lot of kids who would really love it here in Auradon.

Kids just like us who also deserve a second chance.

Can I maybe get you a list?

Yes, yes, absolutely.

Please.

-Whoo! -[all cheering]

Lady Mal,

we found your spell book below deck.

-Uma had it. -[Mal] Ooh.

Um... [clears throat]

You know, this seems like the kind of thing

that belongs in the hands of Fairy Godmother.

-Fairy Godmother. -Okay. That's me.

Thank you. Mmm-hmm.

-This belongs in the museum. -It does, yes.

-And I'm gonna take it. -Go for it.

-[all laughing] -Okay.

I'm not gonna be needing it anymore.

-[splashes] -[all exclaim]

[laughs]

[squeals]

[all cheering and applauding]

[singing]

It starts with you and me

You and me

You and me

You and me

You and me

You and me

It starts with you and me

It starts with you and me

[♪ music playing on headphones]

"His Royal Majesty, King Ben of Auradon,

"and his counselor, Ms. Evie of the Isle,

"hereby request the pleasure of your company, Dizzy Tremaine,

"for the current academic year at Auradon Prep.

"Please notify His Majesty's couriers of your response to this request.

"We'd love you to join us at Auradon Prep. Will you come?"

Signed, King Ben.

[screams]

-[screams] -[banging]

[Lady Tremaine] Zip it up!

[chuckles]

Yay!

What?

You didn't think this was the end of the story?

Did you?