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Oh, yeah, I think it's so bad now.

Mm-hmm.

I got you.

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Hi, I came to interview for an interview.

Hey, nice to meet you.

Come on in.

I'm here with you.

Yeah, let's go over to the couch over here.

You can have a seat right there.

Perfect.

Perfect.

All right.

All right, so we're looking for someone to start kind of immediately.

I think they are very helpful.

I just...

What were you in the ending of their office?

Yeah.

Yeah, they moved as soon as the country is a little too far for me.

Okay, perfect.

And how long have you been ending?

Three, four years.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

How many families?

Two.

Nice.

How old were the kids?

They were all between the ages, like, two and six.

I mean, I was around for a minute, so they like her a little.

You had to watch the whole thing?

Yeah.

Yeah, that's what we're kind of going to miss.

We need somebody, both me and my wife work, so we just kind of get someone during the daytime.

What's your availability like?

Um...

Really flexible?

Okay.

Like, you could work, uh...

Like, Monday to Friday, like, eight, uh...

Like, I don't know, like, six or seven.

Yeah.

So, do you like your guys' work schedule?

Yeah, pretty much.

Um, and then, like, also just some days where, like, if you just, like, just watch the house also.

Like, sometimes the kids go to, like, camp.

Okay.

You know?

And if you could, like, just watch the house, like, cook and clean and stuff like that.

Yeah.

Like, hugely helpful.

Yeah, of course.

So, and, uh...

Yeah.

So, uh, are you from the area or...?

Uh, I love your wife.

Like, ten minutes.

Um...

Like, ten minutes, or...?

Oh, I'm sorry.

Do you?

No, no, no.

I mean, I said that's a really cool top.

I was in the environment this year.

It looks pretty cool.

Thank you.

Um, you look like you're, you know, like, some fashion kind of stuff.

So, that's cool.

Um...

Might have you do some shopping for the kids' clothes, too.

Oh, okay.

If you're, like, you know what you're doing.

So...

Thanks.

Um...

And then, uh...

Yeah, that's it.

Maybe a couple over nights, too.

Like, if we go on a trip or something like that.

Oh, okay.

Well, we'd be more for that sort of thing.

Um...

But yeah, that's pretty much it.

Any questions?

Um...

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Uh...

Sorry.

I'm sorry.

Um...

Uh...

Sorry.

So, yeah, I mean...

It's a cool thing, too.

Well, when you're here by yourself, you can adjust the temperature and everything.

Yeah, I should have wanted to get a little bit chilly right now.

Is it?

Yeah.

But yeah, we can do a trial today.

Just make sure everything all works out a little bit.

And, uh...

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

The kids go to a camp today.

Um...

But if you could do us a favor and, like, pick them up, um...

At, like, three o'clock from the camp.

And then they have a soccer practice.

Okay.

So you just take them with that soccer practice.

That would be absolutely perfect.

And, you know, just, like, if they just clean up all the good...

Oh, okay.

You're almost gonna, you know, pretend to be a soccer mom today.

That'd be awesome.

And, um...

That'd be great.

Yeah, that'd be great.

Um...

So, yeah, so we'll pay you $200.

And it looks like everything is perfect.

Awesome.

Cool.

All right.

Well, we'll get a deal then.

All right.

I'm gonna head off now and then we'll see you in a little bit.

Just remember to pick up the kids three and what we all set?

Yeah.

Great.

All right.

Okay.

The kids are here.

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That's before.

It's like nothing to cook with.

Wow.

I should just, like...

Get them.

Post me.

And put it on them.

Plates and sammin' it.

Mm-hmm.

Oh, my God.

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This is like already clean.

Just like this.

I did not want to work today.

Mm-hmm.

Just to make a break from the first.

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It's so tight.

Plates.

Mm-hmm.

Sure.

I'll clean your living room.

I'm gonna make it down and I'll get it messy first.

I'm gonna mess all over your couch.

I'm fucking weird out, dude.

I'm making you work today.

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What are you doing?

The kids had to get picked up by somebody else, he missed the appointment.

I'm so sorry, I wasn't feeling well, I fell asleep.

The house is still a mess, there's nothing cooked, what is going on?

I think I'm sick.

You need to be like Kyle and Nicky.

I am feeling like a receiver, I'm really sick, I don't.

That's vile, I've ever seen in my life.

You know, I feel a lot better now, so I can definitely, you know, do stuff.

But you didn't do it, you left the kids the most important thing.

Um, I mean there's...

This is not, I mean, how am I going to tell my wife that you...

I'm just a little warmer.

There's other stuff I could do, I could definitely make it up too.

Wait, what?

There's other things I could do.

That's not so bad, right?

I saw you licking at them earlier, you know.

I'm good with my hands too, not just for cleaning.

This is not like...

Like, I have many uses for do you like that?

I could clean your car.

And I think, see, I told you I could clean your house.

I was like, I'm so sorry for cleaning you, how about that?

Uh oh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

I think I'm better already.

Ooh.

That's a bit showing.

Do you want to see what else I have to offer?

Yeah?

I'll show you.

So there's things I can show you.

I'm going to make my little person in the office.

I think I should give you a cup of deep cleaning with this little thing.

You want to come inside of me?

Yeah?

To clean up your car, because I can see it.

Oh.

You have to come in with me for a little while.

Come on, fuck me.

I know you want to.

Yes, I will.

Oh, my God.

I'm fucking...

You're so good.

You've been so rude for shooting your back on your parking car.

You're so good, you've been so rude for shooting your back on your parking car.

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