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Hey, look at that.

Gee, Mabel, why don't you wear one like that?

You think I'm dirty?

Does that get you all excited?

Mm -hmm.

I first saw the light of day one beautiful morning in Paris.

I attracted so much attention, I began to wonder what was so special about

little me.

I would like to see your paintings.

They're the ones in the window.

Oh, art is a creation.

Quite a success.

There's only one like it.

Well, it could have been made for you, madame.

If you like, you may try it on. All right.

Red is simply not my color.

I mean, I'm bulging out all over like a straw sit.

I just know it'll be an enormous success with Johnny. You think so, Mother? Yes,

yes.

You said it should be rather naughty.

Well... We have to cater to all sorts of weirdos. Will you look? Are you sure

this is my size, honey?

Just a minute, Madame. I'll be right with you.

Satin and finest lace, the best obtainable.

I could say it's a bit audacious, but always tasteful, madame.

I'll take it.

You'll never regret it, madame.

Oh, I know I won't. That's perfect.

Well, here goes.

My life is just beginning.

Lovely to see you again, Victor.

Excuse me, madame. Quite all right, Rose.

I won't be needing you, Rose. You may go.

I don't know what went what.

I have a mission.

Are

you

ready, darling?

Be careful, you'll catch cold.

You panties, they're really quite nice.

Well, what do you think?

Not in very good taste. Look, I'm really ravenous. Is lunch ready?

Oh, no, I forgot I'm lunching elsewhere.

I am sorry.

I just forgot all about it.

It's morning.

Stop yawning.

Thank you.

Elodie, you have the most beautiful ass in the universe.

Go on, look at it, admire it.

I painted from memory, and that'll give you an idea of how much you're in my

mind.

I love you that much.

What a pretty bird you are.

You only think of your obsession.

You happen to prayer, my dear Edward. That's one thing I'll never do.

I swear you'll never have that part of my body.

You realize you're driving me crazy. Don't you think that's a little cruel of

me?

Don't you think that's a bit exaggerated?

No, no, no. I don't exaggerate.

What's to stop me from throwing you over the bed there and continuing?

My panties.

My panties would stop you.

My panties would be my shield.

Like a poem, a psalm of David.

I'm going to... Johnson.

To prove to you that you don't frighten me one bit.

No matter what the reason, it's a start to put him on pen.

Well, let's go, you know.

Oh, la, la.

Elodie is really taking chances.

My timid angel, the pleasure is one that we'll share together.

It's only you I desire. Why do you refuse?

What makes you so reticent?

Don't I matter to you?

You matter.

Then what is it? Why?

I don't know why.

Only one of my girlfriends said it was pain.

Pain?

Then the man wasn't experienced.

I don't think so.

From what I was able to understand...

He was less well endowed than you are.

Come, my darling.

I have much better to offer you.

No. No, Elodie.

I'm sorry, but it's... It's everything or nothing.

Well, then.

Like it's nothing.

See you soon.

Antonio!

Certain and finally, finest quality.

I've just had my first encounter with a man.

Oh, very interesting.

Only it scares me.

Mom? No,

Corrine. You know that verb isn't right.

It's pretty simple.

Simple, sure.

You go to Germany. Only I never go anywhere.

Don't worry, dear.

One day you'll travel and learn.

What is it?

Bye, Messenger Madam.

Oh, my goodness. This is something else.

This treasure to you I restore till it returns on your celestial ass, through

whose doors I shall finally pass, or else... I shall live no more.

Such a youth.

She knows how much I love to be caressed.

She's so gentle and such a man.

You seem to be lost in a dream.

Sir, you startled me.

What in the world are you doing there?

Madame's new panties.

And why are they washed here?

They're so terribly fragile, sir.

You are too much, my pet.

You're much too good to me.

Who do you think asked me out on a weekend?

Who? Jean Claude.

Kat, you would. Oh, yes, I would.

I shouldn't really have told you all the things we did on our weekend.

Oh, darling, of course you should. Haven't we been bosom buddies since

We shouldn't.

But I have a nice surprise for you.

I love your surprises.

I know just what Jean Claude likes.

Trust me, Sandra.

Wear these and you will see.

Oh, it's divine.

Oh, you really are good friends.

Yes, dear.

You'll tell me all about it.

The souffle was quite superb.

And the chauffeur's portrait even better.

They're fed only on a diet of wild rice.

The sauce on my veal could have been a wee bit lighter.

It's my idea to put the morsels into an oven that's just right.

Slowly extract all the juice.

You're marvelous, you know that.

I want to make love right now.

I'm pretty certain I've seen those somewhere else.

That little bitch.

Pardon? Oh, nothing.

I'll say one thing. He thinks he's telling about it.

The party's getting tight.

Now I've seen everything.

sure did a lot of horsing around.

I'm so sorry.

Very nice.

This yours, is it?

Excuse me. It fell out of my hand.

No damage was done. I'm still in one piece.

Only the penalty is you come and get them.

Again, my regret.

Oh, I assure you it was a pleasure.

Come in, please.

Look, they hadn't fallen from the sky. We might not have met.

Please.

Shall we toast that, then? By all means.

To chance and its encounter.

mysteries they reveal.

You have original taste, Shirley.

This blue satin and this lace.

Together create a rose color on your skin. No doubt adding spice to occasion.

You're dreaming.

Yes, that's exactly what I'm doing.

I find you somewhat... Impertinent? Oh, well, what do you think? Out of the sky

a pair of panties land? That permits me to dream a little.

Only within limits.

Don't expect me to keep control of these impulses too much.

You've given me an appreciation of one thing.

What? The ground floor is where it's at.

Will you have another?

No, really, I have to go.

Oh, but not before putting them on. Pardon what I'm about to say.

But I wouldn't suppose that you would need to wear any.

Oh, now you're going a bit far.

Oh, it's my principle never to refuse a... a gift out of the sky.

Well, then you can take them.

What do I care?

Consolation is where we found it.

My mistress is on the third floor.

Hello, my love.

Hello.

Oh, my goodness, you are in a hurry.

Are you complaining?

No, but such a flurry.

It's passion that drives me harder.

Oh.

Don't you even want me to take my clothes off?

Uh -uh.

Uh -oh, I knew this would happen.

What is it?

You louse!

Now I understand it all. What?

What's this doing here?

Oh, uh, yeah.

Here's what whets your appetite?

Oh, look, darling, listen.

Where did you get it?

Uh, it fell on me out of the sky.

You're having me on.

Oh, now look, no, it's the truth, honest. It was raining panties one day.

Won't you let me explain?

I'm not interested in your life.

And the truth is, I adore you.

Oh, I'm not home. To hell with it. Yeah, to hell with it.

We're washed up, my dear.

Excuse me, but some panties were left here that I was sent to pick up.

These? Yes, that's them.

Tell the slut that Paul has no more need of her ass.

He'll get all he wants from me.

Never met the gentleman at all, madame. It was a young woman who answered the

door. A young woman?

Yes, madame.

What's she like?

She's quite pretty, but impolite.

Did she insult you, Rose?

Oh, no, madame. She insulted madame.

What? What did she say?

If madame will excuse... Go on. She said, Tell that slut that Paul has no

need of her ass. He'll get all he wants from me.

Really?

What's she like?

Quite young, madame.

And no underthings.

Well, the matter's closed.

All right, Rose, you can put these away.

Madame won't put them on?

No, I'll wear the mauve.

The mauve? The color went out last season.

What's it matter?

That depends on who's going to see them.

Oh, madame mustn't be angry with a husband like her so hard to bear. It's

wonder she looks elsewhere.

Rose, I ought to... Madame is so lovely.

Whenever you reveal yourself to me, I'm excited in all my being.

If I'd but known all that, you would have fired me, madame.

Don't be silly, Rose.

No, had I known, I would have revealed it all.

You're pretty too, my Rose.

You really are a beautiful woman.

But I thought you were engaged.

All I'm setting for Ernest will be for later.

Fine. Today I won't go anyplace. We'll dine together, just me two, like

girlfriends.

Wow.

All at once.

I suppose it's an experience you've had before.

Yes, madame.

Has any man ever had you, Rose? No man has.

Not Ernest?

No, not even Ernest, not one.

My husband hasn't tried anything.

No, he's as cold with me as with madame.

Oh, stop calling me madame. And whenever we're alone together, you may call me

what you like.

We're just Rose and Elodie.

I wouldn't dare, madame.

You dare give me all the rest? Why, not bad.

Oh, did I hurt you? Well, a bit.

I'll cure it with a kiss.

Mom!

Now what?

We make love, madame.

I asked you not to call me madame.

Excuse me.

What do you suppose Corrine is thinking?

I wouldn't worry.

The shock must have been terrible at her age.

If Madame would allow me, I assure you nothing serious will happen.

I know just what to do.

Oh, what will you do?

I know Corrine very well.

Do you really?

I've also done it with her.

You've what?

For almost six months now.

Oh, my heavens. You dare corrupt the child.

But she wasn't corrupted by me, madame.

I just consented, that's all.

Corrine and you.

I can't picture such a thing.

Where did she learn it?

At school?

Yes.

Of course she would.

Oh, I don't know.

When it's one's daughter who's concerned, it's quite a different

Have you read Remembrance of Things Past?

Now, who wrote it?

Proust.

My darling.

Hello?

Elodie, would you be free tomorrow around six?

Do I have to be punctual for your obsession?

No, something quite different.

I'm inviting you to the opening of the most important exhibition of the season.

What exhibition?

Well, it's an exhibition that reflects...

My most intimate convictions.

Do you understand?

You begin to worry me. No, you can trust me.

Anyway, you already know my taste in paintings.

You'll be sorry if you miss it.

Oh, how can I resist?

All right, Edward.

I'll come.

Fine. I'll have an engraved invitation delivered to your partner.

In fact, the most sexually deranged people I know.

Delighted that you came. Thank you.

Now, here you are.

You're welcome.

My dear Edward, I'd like you to meet my daughter, Corrine.

Hello, Corrine.

I hope you're not expecting to derange Corrine sexually.

There's no point in my doing it. Life will do that quickly enough.

My dear, it's just come. That shipment of cars is from Japan. Oh, Japanese.

Japanese. They're fluorescent.

Fluorescent. These Japanese, what next? They really are inscrutable.

Both my legs are going to be luminous. Oh, luminous legs.

Hello, Lene. It was nice of you to come.

Edward, I'm delighted I'm not here alone. I was escorted by my boys.

Allow me to present the greatest eroticist in all Paris.

This is a pleasure. At your disposal, madame.

Don't they hear?

I'm offering you the real thing.

It's awfully...

You've

never done that to me.

What I have done?

No beast in the world could do half of it.

Oh, that's right, my Tarzan.

So, how are we doing? We made a good choice, huh? Oh, yeah.

Tremendous. It works.

I knew it would. It always worked. Wild.

What are they saying?

It's a sadist.

I

love

you.

What are they saying?

It's a masochist, Mom.

Now everyone hates us.

I thought it a good experience for you. At your age, it's important that you

develop your artistic taste, broaden your horizons to a wider embrace.

Edward? Yes?

We're leaving now. Oh, goodbye.

You've heard a great thing. Thank you.

Thank you. What can I say?

Is this one to be your next?

But I know the lady. Good evening.

A pleasure to see you.

I'd like you to meet my daughter, Corrine.

Oh, how pretty she is.

There are some panties with delicate lace just right for a young girl. Why

we have a chat about them?

Alone at last.

You're really incorrigible. But, my love, you realize now it was only a

trap? What of Corrine? I'd never have thought you capable of such a mistake. I

send you an invitation and you bring your daughter.

You know what I'm like.

I remember very distinctly you said it was going to be the most important of

season. And I put Corrine's education before anything.

Well, any experience is good.

They're all good.

What do you say?

Tell me when.

You and your obsession.

What I'm suggesting isn't nothing so terrible.

That's what you say.

You have to pursue pleasure to the threshold of pain in order to appreciate

true value.

What would you like?

What would we like? Make it martini, dry. Nothing.

And the lady? Nothing.

Nothing.

Some tea, please.

One dry martini, one tea. Coming up.

What about Corinne?

Oh, she's a child. Bring a soft drink.

Got it. One dry martini, one tea, and one soft drink for the child.

An angel is passing.

Catch him and we'll bugger him.

Corrine! But, Mom, it isn't me. It's Cook, too.

What culture.

The garden's marvelous.

Radiant. A bit tiring.

Alladay, he couldn't be more excited.

17 years old. On this day, he's delighted.

Ah, Elodie.

A great day for him, eh? A very great day, as you say.

Are you ready? He must be. Philip?

Philip! Coming.

Hi, Godmother.

Don't call me Godmother. It's ridiculous at your age.

Happy birthday.

Shall we choose your gift?

It'll be a pleasure.

Very well.

I'll bring him back around five.

Yes, he does have examinations tomorrow.

No, I don't want shoes.

Suede jacket.

Cashmere sweater?

Cashmere always makes me itch.

Oh, please, what do you think? How about it?

But I already have one.

Let's go in here. I'll sell you what I want and buy you a drink.

You say? I can't refuse you anything today.

Two scotches on the rocks. Yes, sir.

Today you're really a man.

Yes, today I am. Well, you have something you want to say.

Look, I just wanted to tell you what I really want. The gift that'd give me

pleasure. At last.

What do you want?

You, I want.

What does that mean?

I want you.

Want me to draw you a picture?

Tell us. Oh, spare me electron morals.

I've wanted you now for many years.

Not more than 17, no longer than that.

Here's God.

Philip, it's ridiculous.

You're going to ruin such a beautiful day. I'll tell your mother everything

say. We look pretty silly.

Well, then, let's say it never happened. That won't do.

I'm sincere.

I really am.

And when I want something, I get it.

Look at the position you're putting me in. Think of me.

No, Elodie. I really mean what I say.

All of the others are babies.

You're a real woman. You know life.

It's you I want, nobody else.

You're crazy.

Over you.

You have to accept.

Say no.

And I commit.

Fit melodramatic.

We'll see.

You're threatening. Call it what you like.

But you're what I want.

I swore I'd have you when I was 17, and today I am 17.

Oh, dear, Philip.

You're my godson.

Practically my son.

I don't see the connection.

Where would it lead us?

To happiness.

Your mother wouldn't be too pleased. She'd just... She'd never find out about

it. Anyway, I'm sure she'd rather I go with you than with someone known that

I...

And my father, with his mistresses.

Why shouldn't I have mine, too?

After all, I'm not even married.

Yours truly is.

Never mind the act.

Don't play at being the paragon of virtue.

I know what's going on.

Philip, you really ought to get a good slap.

Two, if it's a kick.

But come.

Where?

I reserved a nice hotel room.

The unexpected proposition had an effect.

Her heart beat faster.

Remember, Philip?

You've given your godmother a bundle of pain, but never let it be said ever

again. She refused to do what you say you want more than anything, so in the

face of your threats and demands, I would like you to know that I exceed

duress and force, understand?

Where's my pen?

You really do things in style.

You know, Philip... We'll talk about it later.

Not so fast, Philip.

Is that your passionate desire for me? I don't understand.

I'm too excited, I guess.

I don't know what's wrong.

Just rest for a little while.

Usually it's... Shh.

It's nothing to worry about.

It's just emotion.

Let me arrange things.

Want a cigarette?

No, I don't smoke.

Well, why not?

You're a man now.

Yeah, that's right.

You pleased?

Yeah,

I'm made I am.

And you?

Oh, my dearest, that's a little more complicated.

You went a little too fast for us to be happy together.

But you see, there are a few little details I should teach you.

Look here.

Caress me in the way I'm doing.

Just try to follow the movements of my hand.

Everything has a beginning.

You mustn't be an egotist.

At your age, one can pause.

Make your woman excited.

The pleasure of your bath will be... Oh, fantastic.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

My mistress, she has not a single tear. And I knew why she had such beautiful

eyes. It makes the pupils large and brilliant on account of the phosphorus.

You were fabulous.

Are you pleased with your garden, mother? When it comes to gifts, that was

best. I'll give you more next time, all right?

When? When you're 18.

Rose? Yes, sir?

It was a splendid show you put on last night.

You don't know what I'm talking about?

No.

Those panties, surely they understand me.

I've no idea what you mean, sir.

Come now, Rose.

Fallen in love with my wife, have we? Don't touch me. I won't hurt you. I

promise.

All I want from you, Rose, is an explanation.

What?

I saw you caressing yourself with those things.

Where were you?

Under my bed?

No, I wouldn't have seen anything then.

No, I just happened to come by your room and saw light.

I peeked through the keyhole.

And you were magnificent.

What an awful impression I must make, sir. Oh, my dear Rose, you mustn't have

slight feeling of guilt. I quite understand your wanting her.

You told her how you feel? No, never.

I just can't imagine what made me.

It's men I really like.

I'm sure you did.

It was just some innocent game.

And I discovered you in all your beauty.

I would have preferred that you discovered me in another situation, sir.

Don't worry. It won't be long. You'll see.

What are you doing?

Rose.

Rose.

You will draw a bath, if you please.

A bath right now? During the day? That's right.

Your bath is ready when you like.

What is it, Rose?

I was surprised, sir. You're naked.

And how do you take a bath?

Just a second. I'll require your services.

Would you mind scrubbing my back?

Your back, sir?

That's right.

I'd prefer it without the cloth.

I hope you know, sir, where this type of thing leads.

Surely you know the expression, you scrub my back and I'll scrub yours.

says it, only not everyone does it.

I hope I can truly trust you, sir.

Oh, Rose, I'm a man of the world.

I hope you're aware, sir, that I'm saving myself for earlier.

What have you done with Corinne tonight?

She's gone off to see friends. And Philip, where's he tonight?

He's gone to the theatre.

Are you sure?

Yes, why? How do you know he's there?

Oh, he must be imagining such things.

Oh, he's not interested in girls at his age.

Seventeen, all the same.

But not Levant in that regard. Oh, I know him. He tells me everything.

Oh, he won't.

He and I pout.

Not like you and Corinne.

You're blind.

A little wine?

Thank you.

In my opinion, we were

terribly advanced compared to kids today.

With all the schoolwork they get, they don't have time to do anything.

You really think so?

No. It's all my imagination.

So my conscience doesn't get angry.

You remember the history professor who had a crush on you?

The star one.

She wore those big glasses. Alice, she was called. Yes, Alice.

She's the one who got you started.

You ought to thank her.

You got a complete lesson. Everything she taught me that night.

Did it happen ever again? Is it something that you do?

What sort of thing?

You know, what dear Alice taught us.

No, not once.

You've done it?

No, and then?

You don't mean it.

And with whom?

I've no idea why I went ahead and did it. Women are not my style.

Then let's speak of what I'm in.

You're a painter?

Edward? Crazy.

He's upset.

If you knew what he wants. What?

Me. He wants me completely.

He wants you to divorce?

No, not that. He wants to make it the other way.

He would.

Jean -Claude ever propose it?

I was sure.

Sooner or later, they all end up there.

It should fascinate.

How was it?

Different. You have any pain?

It depends on the balance of the forces.

With Edward, I'm worried.

He's quite tall.

When I was a little girl, I was scared of thermometers.

You know, I'm a bit jizzy. You are too.

My head is spinning.

Why are you giggling?

It's awfully warm.

Besides, the path is coming back now.

It was so good.

Why can't we begin again?

They're calling.

Gotta get a move on. Try smiling.

Don't shining.

Stop whining.

Gotta get a move on.

Hey, you.

Always remember it.

My ladies.

Hello there.

We ran into each other at a party, so we went to the theater together.

Enjoyed yourselves apparently.

Philip wanted to see Fedor, the Comédie -Française. Oh my, the most complicated

of all Racine's plays.

Ah, vice is painted with colors that reveal and chastise deformity.

And what have you two been doing?

We had dinner, but then, like a couple... full of aging matrons near the

we dreamed a future for our children.

The future was rosy.

Philip and Karin went off on vacation together.

Hey, Philip.

There's a candy bar in my suitcase.

It weighs a ton. What's in it?

Cuckoo, guess who?

What?

Nothing.

Thanks.

Here, Corrine.

Thanks.

You must eat, my pretty angel. You must eat.

You're looking a bit pale.

I could eat a horse and a seer.

Hurry, the tide's coming.

Let's go take a look.

Could you gather some cockles for tonight?

Mm -hmm.

Come back too late.

On time, everyone at table. That's blue.

If you're grown with a torch, it could be a pin in the ass.

I know, but I adore her.

When am I going to be 16?

In 10 years.

In 10 years, will we go digging cockles?

Do you like digging for cockles?

Crazy about it.

Like an Easter egg hunt when I was a kid.

I get the same kick when I find one.

Let's quit now. That's enough.

Okay.

See the cave in the rock?

I discovered it five years ago when I started coming here.

I used to call it my castle.

Want to see it?

What's so special about it?

A cave is always mysterious.

A sort of cave.

Don't you want any?

What is it? You look funny. Oh, nothing.

Corrine? Hmm?

You ever been kissed by a man?

Of course.

When?

All right, no.

No telling where it might lead.

Yeah, you're right.

How about a swim?

Where, in the cave?

Anyway, no bathing suits.

We don't need any. We're alone.

Oh, no. I'm too lazy and it's nice here.

Do what you want.

I'm going down for a swim.

We always have to do what you want. You're so selfish.

Oh, no, thanks.

Corrine. I thought you were sleeping.

If, um... If what?

If what?

If I try to kiss you, what will you do?

I'd cry out rape.

No, seriously.

I'd say to you, my dear Philip, I am not the girl you think.

Don't talk nonsense, Corrine.

I really feel like it.

Nobody would know.

Oh, yes, someone.

Who? We would.

Come on, Corrine.

Corrine.

Corrine. What?

You know... What?

Never happened before.

A what?

Should I draw a picture?

No. Just say it. It's pretty hard to say.

I'll try. I'm all ears. Go on.

Corrine? Yes?

True, Corrine.

You're teasing me.

Oh, a little bit. Got to expect that.

And you?

I what?

Well, I thought maybe you felt that way, too.

You know, it all happened one day in class.

We were studying Fedra. Yeah, you pinched my ideas.

I never copied what you mean. Oh, come on. I found all my ideas word for word

your dissertation.

Yeah, give me an example.

The one that asserts there might be love eternal, absolute undying, but it would

kill the spirit.

It appears happiness cannot bear its own being.

Is there such a thing?

Don't ask me.

You didn't answer my question.

I mean, do you feel... Oh, let's go for a swim.

Oh, thank goodness, the water looks so cold.

No, let's go back.

We've got a whole week together, Philip.

with you two. Fantastic.

We gobbled up all the cockles. Me mostly.

Yeah, they're better before they're cooked.

Anyway, you guys, now go take your showers. You're covered with sand.

Oh, that basket for the cockles, where is it?

Oh,

the younger generation.

Time, children, for one day it's quite enough.

A good night's rest will do you a world of good.

And me as well.

Night, Grandma.

Good night, my dear.

Good night, Mom.

Good. Sleep well.

What is he doing here?

What are you doing here?

I just wanted to borrow a book.

With no clothes on? At this hour?

Go on.

You unprincipled young devil. I'll talk to you later.

Come on. Now, you, out from under those covers.

Well, it isn't so bad.

He loves me.

Since when?

Well, since now.

Oh, you poor little scatterbrain.

What will I say to your mother?

It was the end of my vacation.

Too bad. The weather was just perfect.

I was really getting to know Corinne and Philippe. They were so happy together.

I really liked them.

Great idea you had.

Where could we have dined better than at Ferdinand's?

It's your program.

What are we doing?

There are, my Elodie, two possibilities.

We go to some nightclub, and that's the big drag.

The done thing.

Or we're up for adventure.

Adventure? What sort of adventure?

Trust me, dear.

There's nothing more exciting, I assure you, than treating a man like a piece of

Kleenex.

A piece of Kleenex?

That's right.

Disposable.

Choose one.

Use the guy.

Then throw away.

You wouldn't be a bit man -killer, would you, my dear?

Oh, that's me, all right.

Now it's your choice. Which is it? It's adventure.

This part of Paris is unique in the world. This is what we're envied for.

the Eiffel Tower.

You see all these cars?

In each one's a couple looking for action.

Oh, no. I hate crowds. You know that.

It's like a canteen.

But you may order any dish you like.

Look, the cowboys.

Cowboys? You see? It's what they're called, cowboys.

Easy, partner.

Looks like the Dalton boys are in town.

Certain ones are really in demand.

They'll do, in a pinch.

If you'd have all turned you on.

What's it doing there?

Ah, that, my precious, is the big surprise.

Surprise, she said.

I'll say. Wow.

And that's for Elodie. Now she knows all there is to know about trucks.

She can pull the gear shift in six feet.

You're sexy.

Don't text me.

they mean when they talk about knights of the road.

Always come to the aid of a damsel in distress.

All innocent.

Well, how are you, George?

Just fine.

The office?

Oh, routine as usual. Too many clients.

Where are you today?

Today at the criminal court. If I do well, he'll be in 20 years.

Otherwise, it'll be nice.

You'll do well.

Oh, yes.

He'll get his 20 years.

And what's the other one?

Oh, it's back to bed.

There's my novel to finish.

Of course.

Always too busy.

Always?

My dear Rose, surely you'll take a little tea?

Why, yes, I will, madame.

You know Solange?

Your friend?

Of course.

She showed me something last night. It's extraordinary.

A place that's unbelievable.

Oh, really?

You're quite young.

I'm not too sure, Rose, that I dare speak of it.

I'm young, it's true, but too dare, madame, too dare.

Do you realize there is a certain place in the middle of the night there is a

wide choice of men just waiting for women to come along?

Ah?

But this you won't believe. I mean, it's astonishing.

The trucks, I suppose, madame.

Rose! You are an enigma, Rose.

Did you think I was an ordinary maid, madame?

Of course not, my sweet Rose.

What is it?

I won't be needing you anymore, thank you, Rose. If Madame wishes.

I've told you not to be so formal, Rose, when we're alone.

Anything you want, Madame.

You're the one who sent this stupid letter.

You didn't even have the courage to sign it, really.

Even typed, it's obvious you're the only one who could have sent it.

Yes, all right, around three.

But I won't change my position.

You can't have what you want.

You haven't a chance.

Edward, you have a strange expression.

It's like being in a wolf's den, something more.

Elodie, you've only one defense.

Whatever, don't lose your panties.

Don't forget I love you a little bit.

Why not demonstrate it a little bit?

Always ready and willing to satisfy.

But always in the usual way.

Alas. Why a lie?

You have a pretty good idea of why.

Edward, I'm not going to do that.

Elodie, I had better make one thing clear. I swore that today was the day,

I... You're not going to tell me you'll kill yourself.

No, I'm not mad.

But I swore to do one thing.

Make today the day, or renounce your conquest.

You really are disgusting, dear Edward.

Beautiful, don't be angry, please don't.

Only with us, it's all or nothing.

It just can't be.

Why do you fear such a petty thing? I will open wide your door to paradise,

everything will be different.

Come.

No, don't be afraid.

Here.

I want to show you something.

This is a treatise compiled by the monks of the Montazos in the last century.

They trace the history of Sodom in every country of the world and through all

ages.

Look, my pretty one.

That's precisely how I want to take you.

We find historically it's the symbol of woman, her essence.

In all societies, it was always forbidden.

A delicious temptation, a terrible forbidden fruit ever since Sodom was

destroyed by fire.

I'll bet he's right.

In the Middle Ages, anyone who practiced it faced burning at the stake. Many

were burned. Those who gave themselves to pleasure through this door.

The straight and narrow, you might say, the path to ecstasy. What inspiration?

What poetry?

You don't really believe that it's so great a pleasure.

There's no comparison. It can't be equal. Why do you think that women would

the fire?

Who would risk burning alive at the stake?

The devil incarnate wanting his witch.

Edward, you are the devil.

Bang!

Bullseye!

Take them off.

That will be the sign of your submission.

Could these panties talk?

What a story they could tell.

They will float there over us as an emblem of our victory.

That's right, our victory.

For here, there are only victors.

I swear to you, my little witch, you're going to feel only joy.

We're going to have wonderful hours together, delicious, unforgettable

You are, Ella Jean. With you... No, my role is over.

What are you saying?

There's an illustration that you haven't been shown. You'd better see it.

What I don't understand.

An ex libris.

Do you remember your Latin?

It's been a while.

Non vis in idem.

What's it mean?

Texturally, never twice in the same one.

Never twice in the same one. What?

What? You bastard.

I'd like to keep that.

Leave it here, please.

Why do you want it?

To prove that you willingly surrendered to remind me of your face as it is now

when I get nostalgic.

Considering your unusual fascination, are you sure it's my face you recall?

Want it?

Take it.

I've never known a man who could excite a girl the way you do.

I promise.

Elodie, I promise the greatest gift a man can give a woman.

On my death, I'll have it placed in my casket.

And the funeral, a national event, as it passes the dignitaries, the senators,

the ministers, the population of Paris is there. And everyone takes off his

everyone full of respect.

And a last repose in a... place of honor, where generations will visit

white flowers.

Why not a monument, then?

Yes, why not?

Edward, finally realizing his ambition, was no longer inspired.

But Elodie, finally inspired, was full of ambition.

Edward lit the fuse, but he didn't expect the fireworks.

Quickly, my love. I'm double parked.

See you tomorrow, my love. Not tomorrow, I need to read.

Please. Oh, tomorrow I'll see.

See you tomorrow.

Yes, tomorrow.

Let's go.

My mistress showed me so many strange places and positions, spinning round and

round and round.

But in the end, love triumphed.

Everyone after the wedding of Corinne and Philip.

Oh, a whirlwind of emotion and excitement through the house.

Oh, no.

Your bachelor days are over now.

You want to be late for your own wedding?

Please, sir. Oh, please, sir. Let's forget all about Ernest. Oh, my little

Oh, my God, it's my daughter's wedding. You have the most gorgeous ass in the

universe.

Tell me what you're thinking right now.

Finally, a woman.

Edward found his inspiration again.

The wedding was in a fashionable church.

Rare to see such a touching union.

The priest was struck with the couple's dazzling gracefulness and purity.

My dear children, the two of you are united by the sacred tie

of marriage.

That's right. It's me. I'm going on the honeymoon.

Oh, those panties are doing all right.

You're all making me blush.

I'm so embarrassed.

Miracle.