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Come on, bro. You're cheating, bro. I swear.

Bro, you just suck.

I'm telling you, you're not going to win this one.

Like the last four?

Shut up.

Oh.

Quit doing that same move.

I'm going to kick your ass.

Fuck!

Dude, you're so weak.

Shut up, you got lucky.

Come on, restart that shit. I want to win the next one.

Okay.

If you're so confident, then let's make a bet.

Alright, whatever.

What's the bet?

If I win, you buy dinner.

Alright, let's take on it. Okay.

I still can't believe you're a girl sometimes.

You're going down.

I like to see you try, buddy.

We're just your average college students.

Oh my god, you're cheating already again, bro!

That dork over there?

He's my best friend.

We've been hanging out together forever like partners in crime.

Aw, dude, you suck.

We're not dating or anything, but being together just feels nice.

I'm getting you now.

Not for long.

Told you I'm gonna win this one.

Yeah, right.

It's kind of a vague, undefined relationship.

It's getting kind of hot in here.

Dude,

what are you doing?

I mean, it's hot.

I'm just taking my jacket off.

Oh, I mean, it seems kind of, like, inappropriate.

Me taking my jacket off?

I mean, you're being weird.

Dude, you're falling behind.

Um, you know what? You're right. Like, it's hot in here. I think we should go.

No, I don't think so. Come on, dude. We should definitely get out of here. I'm,

like, sweating.

No.

I still remember the day we met.

Back then, a local bully had taken over the block.

My best friend was just standing there, hopeless.

I couldn't help but get in between them and stand up to the bully.

It was a little limp dick.

You are, dude. You're a little limp dick.

Stop!

That's when our friendship started.

Dude, you're acting like mine.

Dad, stop being such a dweeb. Whatever, dude. You're acting like a complete

weirdo today.

It was only when school started again and he saw me wearing a girl's uniform

that he realized I wasn't actually a guy.

He's super smart for, like, science or whatever, but when it comes to real

you can be real dumb.

Get off of me. Oh, my gosh.

Door's open.

You can come in.

Hey, what's up, little dick?

Bestie didn't tell you we work together?

Bro, what the fuck is he doing here?

Um, well, I invited him over.

I know.

It's too obvious, but damn it.

Sometimes a girl's gotta do what she's gotta do to get her crush to wake the

fuck up and take the first step.

I just hope this works.

What do we got here?

You got something nice for me.

Um, I mean, they're my special occasion panties.

Oh, they're so special.

I think we should feed him. Um, I, I don't know.

What do you think?

Um, okay. I mean, it's hot anyways.

Yeah.

That's what I'm talking about.

Bro, cut that out.

Come on, man.

I've been dying to see what's under these layers.

Come on, give us a little show.

Look at that.

Dude, come on. Why don't you just get out of here, dude? Like, what is wrong

with you? Come on, man. I've been dying to see what's under all those layers.

Come on, can't you give us a little show?

Um, shit.

Not what I had planned, but I can work with it.

I mean, yeah, sure.

Why not?

Man, your little dick wouldn't even know what to do with all this.

Bro, come on, just get out of here. Man, I think it's time I take over.

Look

at

all this.

Dude, why don't you just get out of here already?

What? Come on, bro.

Come on, let's get out of here.

What are you thinking? Like, why would you have that guy here?

He's my co -worker. I mean, it's not that big of a deal.

No, you should never hang out with him again. Are you crazy?

Well, what do you want me to do? I see him at work every day.

It doesn't matter. Don't talk to him. And definitely don't ever bring him

me.

Fine.

Yeah, like, I mean, it made me jealous.

If anyone gets to see your hot bod, I'm your best friend. It should be me.

You think I'm hot?

I mean, you don't.

I mean, I don't know. I just... My body's changed so much the

last couple years. It's just kind of awkward, I guess.

What? Don't say that. You're so fucking hot.

I've had a crush on you since, like, forever.

Really? Yeah. Well...

Finally, you confessed, so come here.

What about Jason?

He can go fuck himself.

You have really nice tits.

So it isn't love?

Not anymore.

I want you to suck my clit.

I can't believe I'm seeing your pussy right now.

Do you like it?

Yeah, it looks really hot.

I wish I could try.

Can I do that?

Yeah.

I think you can put your fingers up.

It's really wet in there.

Fucking sexy.

Does that feel good?

This

is

a really nice blue sea.

It's just embarrassing.

It's made my dick so hard.

Well, I think it's supposed to be hard.

I want to suck it.

Are you serious?

Mm -hmm.

It's so big.

That feels really good.

Oh fuck.

Oh damn.

Fucking limp dick.

Fuck you're so sexy.

I can't believe you're sucking my dick right now.

It's kind of dry.

There you go.

I feel so fucking good.

Oh fuck.

Oh yeah.

You can suck my balls too.

You're so fucking pretty.

Oh, yes, baby.

Oh my god.

Do you think we should?

Yeah, I think we should.

Okay, bend over.

Are you ready?

Yeah, put it inside me.

How's that feel?

It feels so good.

Your pussy feels really good too.

I'm fucking tired.

I'm fucking

tired, baby.

Can't be my best friend, he's got my balls throbbing.

Fuck, you're so sexy.

I'm so glad we finally got together.

Me too.

I wanted to fuck you for so long.

you don't talk to me? Mm -hmm.

God bless you.

This is so good.

That's what you wrote in.

Oh

yes.

Yeah. Oh my God.

Mmm.

Mm -hmm.

Fucking John.

Yeah. Yeah.

Oh,

my fucking God.

I cannot wait to give you my fucking cum.

You give me such a big love for that little pussy.

Yeah.

I have it all over my face.

Yeah.

I got so fucking sensitive.

Fucking God.

So fucking sexy.

All naked for me.

Do you feel this fucking good?

I feel so good stretching.

You want my cum?

I want it all over my face.

I'm just cute little tits too.

Cover them both.

Yeah.

I'm begging you for it.

Yeah, I want you to give me that cum.

Yeah. Yeah.

Just for you baby.

Why are you hiding from me that you were such a slut this whole time?

I mean, I was just shy.

Oh, um, I wonder what happened to Jason.

Dude, I swear, I think I told him to take a picture, then just leave.

What the fuck?

Why didn't you tell me?

Dude, I don't know.