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This is Sean Alf, and today I'm having sex with Lexi Luna.

I'm Sean Alf. For over four years, I've worked as a production assistant on porn

sets, handing out douches and scrubbing come -off love feeds.

But now I want to try and make the leap from behind the scenes to performing in

front of the camera as a porn star.

Oh my god, it's so bad.

What did you bring to wear?

Other than flippers.

I mean, I'm wearing this.

Wait, I don't have fun with that. I'm fun with that too. I have this cute non

-logoed crop top sweatshirt.

I like that.

Big cutouts for titties.

Cute panties.

I don't know why I feel so awkward.

Would you like to grab him in the back and pull something out? Just reach in.

It's like that one movie with the lady with the giant purse that I'm not going

to mention.

Oh, yes, that movie.

I'm really bad at picking up clothes.

I mean, you can wear these or these.

So, let's see.

What do you have to choose from?

Oh, boy.

Justice?

I can't open it anymore?

Oh, it continues!

I love that it's two of the same shirt in a different color. That's excellent.

You can't wear any of this.

Is there anything in here?

No, there's nothing.

I don't know.

You could be... You know who you look like? You look like that guy that has

multiple wives.

You know the one.

The guy who has multiple wives. Do you know his sister's wife?

Oh. I've never seen the show. I don't know if that's an insult or not. No,

the hair. The hair, totally.

This is great.

I love it. You can watch me in the mirror.

I love it. It's like a perfect handful.

Let's see Jeff the cardigan.

This was your idea.

So now you must make it come to reality.

I don't hate it, actually.

I surprisingly don't hate it.

So how do you think today's theme is going to go? Obviously, you know, Sean

not known for being a performer, and it's one of his first scenes as a

performer. How do you think it's going to go?

Oh, I didn't know that.

It's going to be great.

Yeah, why don't you get warmed up there, guys?

Oh, my God, I understand the plight of the guys.

Yeah, take it off, baby.

Take off that fucking cardigan.

What a nice cock you have.

Look at it.

Oh,

it's great.

I like it a lot.

I've never seen your penis. This is what all the guys get.

I love how there's zero communication. You're just doing.

This gives you a chance to put it away.

Yeah.

Do this.

Okay. Okay.

Move your arm, Jen.

What do you do?

If it's all the shirt, I'll fall down and out of it.

I think you've only ever seen a dude like once, right?

No, I'm kidding.

I don't hate pillows.

Does it bother you that I put it on the floor?

I'm just thinking about you. I'm sorry,

I'm getting.

Now it's affecting my MCD.

She like puts me out of my misery.

That's not funny. No, I don't care.

You're so sexy.

Can I look at you the same way again? You know that, right?

Now that we've done this, I'm fucked with you.

You read poetry too?

Yeah.

You wooed me, dude.

Dude,

look at cock.

It's not the worst.

It's a great cock. You should be proud of it. It is yours.

I didn't do anything to deserve it. I mean, it could be an awful cock.

Thank you.

Bye.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Fuck time.

Thank you.

Something you're really going to like.

Do that one more time. Sorry.

One second.

All right, roll.

It's never going to work.

Just let the hair fall.

Why don't you give me your hair?

My hair.

I'm pretty sure one of your hairs is, like, in my throat, but I can't get it.

I'm sorry.

Yep.

Make a wish. Maybe that's mine.

Anyway.

Back to packing.

Back to packing.

You're so much fun.

I just don't know which part of your body to grab.

It's a fun playground, isn't it?

Anyway.

Guys, I've seen her through the porno once.

If we're going to do that, though, you need to support me.

You don't know that she's... I want her to lie back.

Get your pocket first.

Yes. Okay.

Which side? Which side?

Sean's been watching Masterclass in porn.

Ugh.

Yeah.

Let's switch her out of that, man. That's really bad on her.

A weighted blanket, Lexi.

All right, let's transition out of that one, guys.

Yeah. Okay.

Where should we transition?

I mean, maybe riding will look good if, you know, you on the couch and her,

like, going up and down for the boobs. That would probably be good. And how

close are you, Sean?

I mean, I can...

Let's maybe do one.

Let's just feel it out.

Let's go transition to writing. We can end in doggy so that she can come.

Aww. How do you come back?

Because that's what we really want.

I've already come a bunch of times. We'll do doggy one more time when we're

ready to pop.

And then missionary usually works easier.

Aww.

We'll see.

Come in missionary and I'll give you a ride.

I like to make out.

I like to make out. Oh, I like to make out, too.

Okay, so we're... Sorry, Al.

What? Sorry, Al? This is all going to be in it, by the way.

20 minutes left on the card, guys.

What were we supposed to do? She's writing, and then... I decide, but maybe

sit up, she rides you for a little bit, and then you can go into your final

position. Okay, okay.

All right.

We're going to go from here.

Okay, ready?

One, two, action.

See if you can do this without separating.

You stay right the fuck there.

You don't like this? No, I like this. Oh, okay.

I like staying inside you.

Did it.

Yeah!

Oh, my God.

Sure.

I can't believe it.

It's the beauty of a straight cock.

It goes right in.

Are you kidding? This is super hot

belly button.

It wants to cool in there, but it's not gonna.

It's not gonna go.

It's not gonna go.

It tastes good.

Sean did so good.

He came on my tummy, which is really super sexy, and his cum shot was nice,

he was very caring, and he rubbed my clit a bunch, and he's just a very good

partner.

You're a good sex partner.

Why do I feel like a good puppy right now?

Look at this good boy.

Look at his teddy hair.

I feel like we've earned a good Yelp review on this one.

I will. I'll review you very positively. I feel like I am. It's fine. I can be a

puppy. Yeah, he's not that good. If I had a tail, it would be like wagging

crazy right now.

What would you do with my hair though? Because I feel like I don't know if it

looks good.

I don't know if I should put it in a bun.

You know, I kind of dig the half up, half down.

So like the back of them?

Yeah, but just like a ponytail though. But I always think of the Big Lebowski.

I don't know it.

Is it a movie? Jeff Bridges, doesn't matter.