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This is Sean Alf, and today I'm having
sex with Lexi Luna.
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I'm Sean Alf. For over four years, I've
worked as a production assistant on porn
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sets, handing out douches and scrubbing
come -off love feeds.
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But now I want to try and make the leap
from behind the scenes to performing in
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front of the camera as a porn star.
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Oh my god, it's so bad.
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What did you bring to wear?
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Other than flippers.
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I mean, I'm wearing this.
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Wait, I don't have fun with that. I'm
fun with that too. I have this cute non
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-logoed crop top sweatshirt.
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I like that.
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Big cutouts for titties.
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Cute panties.
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I don't know why I feel so awkward.
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Would you like to grab him in the back
and pull something out? Just reach in.
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It's like that one movie with the lady
with the giant purse that I'm not going
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to mention.
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Oh, yes, that movie.
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I'm really bad at picking up clothes.
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I mean, you can wear these or these.
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So, let's see.
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What do you have to choose from?
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Oh, boy.
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Justice?
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I can't open it anymore?
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Oh, it continues!
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I love that it's two of the same shirt
in a different color. That's excellent.
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You can't wear any of this.
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Is there anything in here?
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No, there's nothing.
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I don't know.
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You could be... You know who you look
like? You look like that guy that has
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multiple wives.
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You know the one.
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The guy who has multiple wives. Do you
know his sister's wife?
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Oh. I've never seen the show. I don't
know if that's an insult or not. No,
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the hair. The hair, totally.
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This is great.
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I love it. You can watch me in the
mirror.
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I love it. It's like a perfect handful.
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Let's see Jeff the cardigan.
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This was your idea.
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So now you must make it come to reality.
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I don't hate it, actually.
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I surprisingly don't hate it.
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So how do you think today's theme is
going to go? Obviously, you know, Sean
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not known for being a performer, and
it's one of his first scenes as a
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performer. How do you think it's going
to go?
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Oh, I didn't know that.
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It's going to be great.
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Yeah, why don't you get warmed up there,
guys?
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Oh, my God, I understand the plight of
the guys.
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Yeah, take it off, baby.
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Take off that fucking cardigan.
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What a nice cock you have.
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Look at it.
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Oh,
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it's great.
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I like it a lot.
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I've never seen your penis. This is what
all the guys get.
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I love how there's zero communication.
You're just doing.
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This gives you a chance to put it away.
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Yeah.
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Do this.
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Okay. Okay.
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Move your arm, Jen.
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What do you do?
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If it's all the shirt, I'll fall down
and out of it.
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I think you've only ever seen a dude
like once, right?
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No, I'm kidding.
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I don't hate pillows.
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Does it bother you that I put it on the
floor?
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I'm just thinking about you. I'm sorry,
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I'm getting.
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Now it's affecting my MCD.
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She like puts me out of my misery.
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That's not funny. No, I don't care.
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You're so sexy.
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Can I look at you the same way again?
You know that, right?
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Now that we've done this, I'm fucked
with you.
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You read poetry too?
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Yeah.
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You wooed me, dude.
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Dude,
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look at cock.
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It's not the worst.
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It's a great cock. You should be proud
of it. It is yours.
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I didn't do anything to deserve it. I
mean, it could be an awful cock.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Oh, fuck.
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Oh, my God.
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Fuck time.
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Thank you.
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Something you're really going to like.
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Do that one more time. Sorry.
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One second.
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All right, roll.
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It's never going to work.
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Just let the hair fall.
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Why don't you give me your hair?
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My hair.
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I'm pretty sure one of your hairs is,
like, in my throat, but I can't get it.
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I'm sorry.
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Yep.
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Make a wish. Maybe that's mine.
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Anyway.
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Back to packing.
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Back to packing.
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You're so much fun.
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I just don't know which part of your
body to grab.
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It's a fun playground, isn't it?
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Anyway.
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Guys, I've seen her through the porno
once.
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If we're going to do that, though, you
need to support me.
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You don't know that she's... I want her
to lie back.
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Get your pocket first.
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Yes. Okay.
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Which side? Which side?
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Sean's been watching Masterclass in
porn.
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Ugh.
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Yeah.
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Let's switch her out of that, man.
That's really bad on her.
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A weighted blanket, Lexi.
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All right, let's transition out of that
one, guys.
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Yeah. Okay.
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Where should we transition?
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I mean, maybe riding will look good if,
you know, you on the couch and her,
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like, going up and down for the boobs.
That would probably be good. And how
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close are you, Sean?
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I mean, I can...
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Let's maybe do one.
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Let's just feel it out.
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Let's go transition to writing. We can
end in doggy so that she can come.
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Aww. How do you come back?
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Because that's what we really want.
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I've already come a bunch of times.
We'll do doggy one more time when we're
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ready to pop.
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And then missionary usually works
easier.
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Aww.
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We'll see.
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Come in missionary and I'll give you a
ride.
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I like to make out.
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I like to make out. Oh, I like to make
out, too.
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Okay, so we're... Sorry, Al.
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What? Sorry, Al? This is all going to be
in it, by the way.
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20 minutes left on the card, guys.
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What were we supposed to do? She's
writing, and then... I decide, but maybe
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sit up, she rides you for a little bit,
and then you can go into your final
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position. Okay, okay.
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All right.
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We're going to go from here.
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Okay, ready?
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One, two, action.
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See if you can do this without
separating.
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You stay right the fuck there.
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You don't like this? No, I like this.
Oh, okay.
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I like staying inside you.
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Did it.
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Yeah!
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Oh, my God.
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Sure.
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I can't believe it.
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It's the beauty of a straight cock.
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It goes right in.
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Are you kidding? This is super hot
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belly button.
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It wants to cool in there, but it's not
gonna.
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It's not gonna go.
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It's not gonna go.
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It tastes good.
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Sean did so good.
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He came on my tummy, which is really
super sexy, and his cum shot was nice,
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he was very caring, and he rubbed my
clit a bunch, and he's just a very good
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partner.
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You're a good sex partner.
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Why do I feel like a good puppy right
now?
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Look at this good boy.
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Look at his teddy hair.
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I feel like we've earned a good Yelp
review on this one.
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I will. I'll review you very positively.
I feel like I am. It's fine. I can be a
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puppy. Yeah, he's not that good. If I
had a tail, it would be like wagging
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crazy right now.
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What would you do with my hair though?
Because I feel like I don't know if it
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looks good.
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I don't know if I should put it in a
bun.
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You know, I kind of dig the half up,
half down.
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So like the back of them?
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Yeah, but just like a ponytail though.
But I always think of the Big Lebowski.
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I don't know it.
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Is it a movie? Jeff Bridges, doesn't
matter.
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