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Hold on. Yeah. I already feel it. Oh, really?

No, hell no. Yeah. I don't see him like this all the time. This is weird.

This is Hot Ones Versus.

In front of these contestants is a stack of deeply personal questions.

They can either tell the truth.

Oh, yeah, he don't remember. He's definitely having a wing. Suffer the

the last day.

Whoever eats the most wings loses.

Oh, you about to get your ass beat. Hey, it's the first time I'm lost for words

with your ass, man. I'm nervous, man.

You're the best twin win.

First card is going up.

Our careers have spanned a wide range of eras and styles.

You will now be shown a number of our past looks and must rate them on a scale

of 1 to 10.

Dude. Boom.

Man, what?

This is a 15 -year -old Oos right here, man. Yeah, we was only 15, man. We had

every piece of accessory on at this stage. Yeah, it was all fake, too. We

kind of wear the same clothes back -to -back a lot. Oh, man, too much info,

What are we doing?

This is from... They came to the house, right? This is one of the first times

we've seen WWE come to the house.

I'm going to rate that as a 10 because I got on a Michael Bick Atlanta Falcons

jersey. And my brother got on the Eddie George Tennessee Titans jersey. What y

'all know about it? That's a 10 right there.

Trying to get me, man. Come on, man.

Oh, yeah. 10 again.

How's this a 10?

I'm a 10. I don't know about your ass. You about a 7.

This is our debut promo of the Usos in Tumina. Shout out to Tumina, by the way.

And you do great on here, by the way. I don't know about that orange college

shirt he got on, though.

I had a sweater vest on. My brother had on a scarf with a tight summer.

We're in different temperatures.

There's a young guy trying to figure it out. Were we in Roth?

What were we doing? We didn't have it back then. We didn't. We got it now.

Come on, man.

Oh, damn. Ten, bro. Back in the time, there was nobody doing the face paint

that. To be honest, I hated painting my face. It became a big joke.

How you hated it, and I painted your face and my face. I hated it more than

hated it. Yeah, I hated you and my face.

Here we go. Where we at? Oh, 10 again. We tend to try to wear all white every

WrestleMania and, like, all set it with a color. Yeah, this is the first time

the tag team has made it in WrestleMania.

We was part of history right here this night.

Yeah, you should have wore a white hat with that instead of a red hat.

Our mom was there, you know, very dear to me.

I'm going to just keep it there.

Oh, man.

We are part of the legendary Unawaii Wrestling Dynasty, an unmatched

featuring multiple world champions and Hall of Famers. Make things awkward at

the next family reunion by ranking these relatives by their in -ring abilities.

Oh, man.

All right. We got Jacob Fatu, Solo Sokoa, Roman Reigns, Rikishi, The Rock.

Best to worst.

Roman. One. That's easy.

Yep. To Rock.

Three, Keith.

Four, Solo. Five, Jacob.

I had to go.

Roman Reigns. Yep.

Jacob.

Solo. Rock.

Dad.

Damn. Yeah, in Reigns. Dad is the last one on there.

Have you ever seen the think tank?

Yeah. We were literally fighting people in high school because of my dad ran

over Stone Cold. He was awesome. Man, why your dad run over Stone Cold, man?

-mm -mm -mm.

Sorry, no chicken wing. Here we go. For the second year in a row, WrestleMania

is headed to Las Vegas.

Break the what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas rule by sharing your wildest

party story from Sin City.

Well, it had to be the night I won the damn title.

Oh, man. I don't remember getting back. Oh, yeah, he don't remember. He's

definitely having a wing.

Just have it. Yeah, he won the championship. I really don't remember.

Yeah. What about you? You was with him? Yeah, he won the championship in Vegas

that year, so I held on to it because he kept leaving it everywhere.

Is that a law?

Man, you got to eat the wing, brother.

Hold on.

Yeah. I already feel it. Oh, really? No, hell no.

Yeah. We got a whole match.

This is not it.

Ooh, that's not it.

Damn, you all right? Nah.

Nah, no.

Then we got to read, too?

Sibling test.

I'm going to write down my answer, and you have to guess my response.

Guess wrong, eat a death wing.

I'm a massive video game fan and even travel on the road with my gaming PC.

What's my favorite video game as a child?

I'm right down for you right now.

See, what he going to do is he know I got it right. He going to switch up the

damn answer, and he going to make me eat a damn wing.

You wrote yours down already?

You're not going to get it, though.

See, I told you he was going to switch it up on me. He's got to eat a wing.

Dang, man. He's got to eat a wing.

All right.

All right. Three, two, one, go. Pow.

Tree fighter, man. I thought it was Mario with his old goompa looking at it.

Dang.

He's got a big one right there.

Be careful, bro.

Not so bad.

You got to give him a foot. Not so bad.

What? You act like something's wrong with me.

What's wrong? You act like something's wrong with me over here.

All right, this is a wild card.

Our competitive nature wasn't born in the ring, but rather on the football

field. Let's take things back to Escambia High with a game of paper

First to hit three field goals wins.

I'm about to smack on you, bro.

You just brought me back, bro.

Come on.

Hook me.

Come on, Warren, dog. What you mean?

What you mean? You just brought me back.

This is easy.

Come on, man.

Come on, man. Come on, man.

Uh -huh.

Come on, man.

Come on.

Uh -huh. My fucking equilibrium is off. You want me to widen your goal? You want

me to widen you, dude?

Bam. That's fine.

That's fine. Here we go. This is all for the wing.

Oh, come on, dude.

Who's eating the chicken wing? Not me.

Oh, shit. Too late. A little bit. Oh, snap. Touch your eyeball?

Oh, he did touch your eyeball.

Oh, man.

Roll off.

Oh, shit. Hey, you ribbed me. This ain't it.

Uh -huh.

What?

Damn, bro. I don't see him like this all the time. This is weird.

You all right, man?

No, man. Shit.

Oh, damn.

Oh, shit.

In addition to wrestling legends, our family tree contains Hollywood

Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Let's see how well you know the final boss's filmography. I will read a plot

description from the back of VHS boxes, and you must tell me which movie it's

describing. Miss One and Eat a Deathwing.

Damn, man. Yeah.

A desert warrior rises up against the evil army that is destroying his

Oh, you definitely ain't going to get this.

Gourmet Cane.

Come on, man.

Who's in the wing? Not me.

The NFL quarterback living the bachelor lifestyle discovers that he has an eight

-year -old daughter.

Yeah, he ain't getting this one.

Oh, yeah, he does. Hold on.

Man, oh, man. I do this at home with my wife all the time, and I'm always number

one, man. I be getting it. I be getting it. Oh, man.

Man,

what's it called, man?

Two -pair.

No. Game plan.

Damn.

Damn, I'm so glad you didn't get this last one.

Bro, that second one about to get you. That's all right. All right, why?

You eating the whole damn wing.

That's all right. 90 % mental, dude.

Wow.

I thought if you swallow it fast, you'll miss all that. Hey, that is not it.

That is not it. Hey, you better be selling in five minutes, bro.

Man, we tied up.

We had a total of nine tag team title reigns together in the WWE.

However, you've also won tag team gold with another teammate, Cody Rose.

Name one way that Cody is a better tag team partner than you.

I like his hair better than Big Jim's hair.

You know, I like the blonde slick back. Big Jim got these two...

Big tails going on here. I also like Cody's picking tattoos as well, you

My neck tattoo is better than his. Yeah.

Cody getting a small tattoo?

Yeah, man. Go ahead, man. Get you one, man.

Go ahead. Get you one.

Just go ahead. Start on the other side with your neck tattoo.

It's not on.

And just bring it on around.

Go ahead. Bring it on over there. We love you.

We love you. We're just messing with you. It's always love, though. I think

real love.

You're drinking milk and water over there, huh?

Somebody's hurting over here. Even though he's our first cousin, Roman

more like a brother to us. Let's turn back the clock to Myrtle Grove Ballpark

and reveal an embarrassing childhood Roman Reigns story the OTC wouldn't want

you to share publicly.

Oh, man.

We better get our ass with this.

I think, well, I don't know if it's an embarrassing story, but it always stuck

out to everybody on the team, and especially me and him.

Our football games would be like 8 in the morning. Roman would have to make

weight all the time because he was a bigger kid.

When we get to the ballpark, showtime's at 8.

We're pushing up about 7 .30.

He's been out there probably like 6 a .m. We're like 10 years old here, 8

old, but he's got a trash bag.

He's got like two trash bags on him. He's just running laps, trying to make

weight. sweating his ass off, he'd make the weight and then he would eat

whatever he want. Put the weight back on, go out there on the football field

just like dominate all the kids up. Yeah, other than his mom running out

babying him all the damn time.

Our mom be yelling, get up. Yeah, get up. Our mom was the opposite.

And Talisa, shout out to you though. He'd get hit by the ball, like get

in the batter's box and get hit. Boom, he'd go down. Yeah, he'd be crying. He'd

go down and the mom would run right on the field like little ass baby, big

But she was already.

on the field.

Oh, my God. Picking him up like, you all right, but... That sounds like a cool

story. You said embarrassing.

Yeah, but like... You're making him sound like he's been training. All

It's Roman Reigns been training since he was five. Okay, we get it. Man, hold

on, man.

You want to tell the coolest 10 -year -old story ever. Come on, man.

Damn.

Ain't no redoing. Ryan, he's not eating his wing.

Ain't no redoing, man.

Damn. Go ahead.

Down the hatch here, dude.

It's Paul Menzel, dude.

Mind over matter, dude.

There it goes.

It's tradition around here, dude.

It's tradition around here to put a little extra on the last wing.

Oh, dog. You and your opponent can add an extra dab to your final wings now.

Well, go ahead and hook yours up.

Let's see. Yeah, let's give yours a thermagadon, you know?

Uh -huh.

Man, watch out, man. All right, that's enough. That's enough.

You know how to eat this.

Man, hold on, man.

Hold on right there.

That's a winner.

Oh, man, I can smell that.

It's time to put aside the trash talk for some brotherly bonding.

Take turns complimenting each other while playing a game of catch.

First to laugh must eat a death in which you know it, man. First to what? First

to laugh. First to laugh? Oh, you is... Might

work.

Ready?

Yep. You're the handsome twin.

You're a better cook.

I like your nose ring.

I like your newborn baby.

Sorry. You're a better wrestler.

You're smarter.

When you lift weights, you make this weird swish on your upper lip. I think

cute.

Our mom loves you more.

Mom would hold you in the kitchen and show you how to cook before me.

Well, she pushed you out first, so she loves you more.

You're so cool, you free ball.

All right, there you go.

You got to eat now. Come on, man. There it is. Let's go, man. Come on, man.

Come on, bro. How you going to grab the one with no sauce on there, bro? Come

on, bro.

Come on, bro.

Come on, bro. All right. Here you go. You got it, dog.

Oh, man, you don't win. I would have bit half of the sauce. You don't eat the

whole side of the sauce.

Man, I know, man.

That's what's up, man. That's what I'm talking about, man. Damn.

Oh, my God.

It's a tie. Both of you are today's winners.

Hold on, man. Hold on. Are we sharing this?

To everybody that believed in us, Uso versus Chicken Wings.

The Uso's got down with that, you know what I'm saying? I just chopped out to

the chicken wing. You got anything you want to say, bro? No, man.

It's always cool doing things together, man, as cheesy as it sounds, you know?

Like, we're very lucky, very blessed to be able to travel and do cool shit like

this, and it's definitely one for the bucket list.

We still got WrestleMania to get down with, and y 'all know what it is. April

18th, April 19th on ESPN. Come on, man.

Four letters, one word.

Yeah, let's go. Let's do it. Thanks, man.

One more time.

Appreciate that, y 'all. Appreciate that.

Thank y 'all.

You all right, man? No, man.

Get some Tums in there and some Pepto -Bismol for you.

Let's talk mental, dude.

Hey, what's going on, Hot Ones fans? You know you can catch me every Thursday

interviewing celebrities over the wings of death. But if you're looking for a

little more Scoville -laced action, tune in Tuesdays for Hot Ones Versus. It's

the show where celebrities go head -to -head. They either tell the truth or

suffer the wrath of the last dab.

So tune in Tuesdays for a front -row seat to the fiery fights and celebrity

clashes. That's Hot Ones Versus, Tuesdays on First Week Beat. Don't miss