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No, it's beautiful, babe.

Oh, I miss you, too.

I'll see you in a couple days.

All right, I love you.

Okay, bye.

Good morning.

Good morning.

I just wanted to make you some breakfast to thank you for last night.

I appreciate it.

It was.

Look, look, look.

Once, that was it.

It can never happen again.

I know, but, um... Hold me.

It was.

It was, but Melo, see?

Yeah. Cannot.

Okay. Ever.

Again.

Look, you...

You've got to wake Mel up.

We've got an 8 a .m.

I've got reservations.

Yeah, you're right.

I'll go wake him up.

Enjoy your breakfast.

Thank you.

How was your ride?

Fucking awesome, dude.

Fucking beautiful.

It is. So how's everything going up here?

I mean, do you remember Mello's wife?

Well, of course I do.

Hello.

So good to see you.

How are you?

Good. How are you? I feel great.

So do you. I mean, how long has it been since I saw you last?

Probably the wedding, I would say.

Really? That long? Yeah.

Hey. My man.

Long time no see, my man. Long time no see. Right?

That's right.

Beautiful. Nice. Suck Simon couldn't make it. Dude, I wanted one of those

signature steaks. Tell me about it. Tell me about it. Why he's been doing the

cooking and... I mean... No, she's doing great. She's been doing great.

Thank God she's cooking. At least somebody is. Yeah, for real.

Yo, bro, you ready to do this like it?

Oh, shit in the woods?

Yeah,

I'm happy you made it out, bro.

These trails are amazing.

Simon showed me them last year.

You're going to see everything.

Last time I saw a couple foxes.

Did I get my camera? I think I got it.

Everybody okay?

At least I used my phone. That's fine.

Come on.

You told him, didn't you?

I'm alive.

Hey, wait, wait, wait. There's some fucking mountain lions out here, aren't

there? I don't know, man.

I don't know.

What's going on?

We're going to go back to the cigarette, man.

You know, Megan? Yeah.

He told you what happened, didn't he?

Yeah.

But don't worry.

Your secret's safe for me.

Hey, hurry the fuck up.

Coming.

the other night. You should have been there. We should have. This is the best

guy's trip ever. Well, except for my wife being here.

We should ditch him.

Okay, but we haven't been a good spot.

Hurry up!

Coming, babe.

Thank you.

All right.

Hey, guys, you guys ready?

We definitely lost him. Yeah, I think so.

Oh, God.

You're a slut, aren't you? That was quite fucking loud.

Oh, she can fucking swallow.

Oh,

fuck.

Suck his dick.

Thank you.

You're gonna fuck me, Trey.

You haven't felt it yet.

I can't wait.

Fuck. Oh, I can't breathe.

Oh,

shit. Oh, it's dirty, dude.

Oh, fuck it. It's dirty.

Oh,

shit. Oh, man.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I want to fuck you, too.

Yes.

What a good wife

Oh, turn around.

Oh, my God.

Sucksucker.

Good night.

Thank you.

So much fun.

the woods. It's so dangerous out here. No shit.

That's what I was looking for y 'all, man. I thought something happened.

Let's get back to the hot tub. Come on, buddy.

Thank God you're safe.

What the fuck? What the fuck?

What the hell happened to you guys today, man? You guys left me hanging.

We were looking for you.

No, I was looking for you. I took a piss and turned around. You guys are gone.

We thought you were behind us the whole time. The whole time.

There was that...

Yeah, yeah. The fork.

The fork.

Yeah. Beyond that, beyond that. I mean, this is a sick place.

Absolutely. We've got to do this again. Was this crazy expensive?

Well, actually, it was one of Diamond's hookups, man. It wasn't too bad.

It was good?

Yeah, it wasn't too bad at all. You can cut it up. We'll pitch in and do it

again. Yeah, of course. I mean, you guys are not taking guys out on a date or

anything. We should do this once a month.

Once a month. Once a month. Well, I mean, you know what?

I can see that happening.

Yeah, what do you think? Once a month?

Yeah, that sounds fun.

That sounds wonderful.

Once a month.

Well, I guess I could, since I did miss this.

Yeah.

You're going to sleep in?

You're going to sleep in the next day? No, I'm not going to sleep in the next

day. Okay, like, okay, I may have one too many drinks.

One too many, I think you had a bottle too many.

I should go back to beer.

I'm telling you, after the hike, this is it.

Hey, boys.

What's up, bud? I need to go call my girlfriend.

I'll be back.

Do you think?

Yeah. Don't be curious.

Oh,

this is perfect on your mind.

I wore myself out.

Oh, you?

You only got half the time. Excuse me, guys.

I'm just going to go to bed for a second.

Okay.

I'll tell you what.

We'll be here.

Dude, I gotta tell you. I don't like girls on guys' trips, but your wife's

super nice.

Well, at least she's nice to somebody.

I haven't got a piece of ass all this trip.

Do you believe that?

You're a desert dick.

I am the end.

I love you.

Mel is a lucky man.

Straight downhill.

No pedal, no nothing. You just go downhill.

Yeah? Was there any, like, sketchy curves?

You know, bends?

I'm sorry, what?

Yeah,

like, was there any, like, sketchy curves?

Such a dirty sweat.

sick.

Fuck. I'm so close. I'm so close.

Hey, boys.

Hey, what took you so long?

Oh, you know, girls, we think one thing about you. Yeah, got that right.

Hey. Oh, there he is.

Did you talk to your girlfriend?

Love her, boy.

Nice,

intimate conversation.

It's important to have close relationships.

Can't wait to do it again next month.

Well, I survived the boys' trip.

And I'm officially a cheater.

How's wifey?

Good. No complaints.

Yeah? Yeah. Good.

Yeah.

Yep. All packed up. Yeah.

But who knows what might happen.

Well, maybe I'll get invited to the next one.