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No, it's beautiful, babe.
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Oh, I miss you, too.
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I'll see you in a couple days.
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All right, I love you.
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Okay, bye.
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Good morning.
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Good morning.
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I just wanted to make you some breakfast
to thank you for last night.
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I appreciate it.
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It was.
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Look, look, look.
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Once, that was it.
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It can never happen again.
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I know, but, um... Hold me.
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It was.
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It was, but Melo, see?
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Yeah. Cannot.
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Okay. Ever.
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Again.
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Look, you...
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You've got to wake Mel up.
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We've got an 8 a .m.
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I've got reservations.
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Yeah, you're right.
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I'll go wake him up.
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Enjoy your breakfast.
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Thank you.
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How was your ride?
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Fucking awesome, dude.
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Fucking beautiful.
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It is. So how's everything going up
here?
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I mean, do you remember Mello's wife?
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Well, of course I do.
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Hello.
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So good to see you.
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How are you?
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Good. How are you? I feel great.
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So do you. I mean, how long has it been
since I saw you last?
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Probably the wedding, I would say.
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Really? That long? Yeah.
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Hey. My man.
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Long time no see, my man. Long time no
see. Right?
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That's right.
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Beautiful. Nice. Suck Simon couldn't
make it. Dude, I wanted one of those
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signature steaks. Tell me about it. Tell
me about it. Why he's been doing the
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cooking and... I mean... No, she's doing
great. She's been doing great.
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Thank God she's cooking. At least
somebody is. Yeah, for real.
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Yo, bro, you ready to do this like it?
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Oh, shit in the woods?
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Yeah,
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I'm happy you made it out, bro.
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These trails are amazing.
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Simon showed me them last year.
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You're going to see everything.
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Last time I saw a couple foxes.
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Did I get my camera? I think I got it.
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Everybody okay?
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At least I used my phone. That's fine.
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Come on.
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You told him, didn't you?
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I'm alive.
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Hey, wait, wait, wait. There's some
fucking mountain lions out here, aren't
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there? I don't know, man.
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I don't know.
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What's going on?
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We're going to go back to the cigarette,
man.
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You know, Megan? Yeah.
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He told you what happened, didn't he?
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Yeah.
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But don't worry.
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Your secret's safe for me.
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Hey, hurry the fuck up.
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Coming.
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the other night. You should have been
there. We should have. This is the best
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guy's trip ever. Well, except for my
wife being here.
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We should ditch him.
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Okay, but we haven't been a good spot.
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Hurry up!
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Coming, babe.
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Thank you.
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All right.
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Hey, guys, you guys ready?
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We definitely lost him. Yeah, I think
so.
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Oh, God.
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You're a slut, aren't you? That was
quite fucking loud.
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Oh, she can fucking swallow.
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Oh,
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fuck.
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Suck his dick.
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Thank you.
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You're gonna fuck me, Trey.
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You haven't felt it yet.
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I can't wait.
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Fuck. Oh, I can't breathe.
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Oh,
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shit. Oh, it's dirty, dude.
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Oh, fuck it. It's dirty.
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Oh,
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shit. Oh, man.
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Yeah.
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Yeah. Yeah, I want to fuck you, too.
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Yes.
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What a good wife
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Oh, turn around.
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Oh, my God.
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Sucksucker.
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Good night.
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Thank you.
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So much fun.
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the woods. It's so dangerous out here.
No shit.
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That's what I was looking for y 'all,
man. I thought something happened.
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Let's get back to the hot tub. Come on,
buddy.
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Thank God you're safe.
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What the fuck? What the fuck?
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What the hell happened to you guys
today, man? You guys left me hanging.
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We were looking for you.
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No, I was looking for you. I took a piss
and turned around. You guys are gone.
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We thought you were behind us the whole
time. The whole time.
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There was that...
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Yeah, yeah. The fork.
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The fork.
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Yeah. Beyond that, beyond that. I mean,
this is a sick place.
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Absolutely. We've got to do this again.
Was this crazy expensive?
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Well, actually, it was one of Diamond's
hookups, man. It wasn't too bad.
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It was good?
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Yeah, it wasn't too bad at all. You can
cut it up. We'll pitch in and do it
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again. Yeah, of course. I mean, you guys
are not taking guys out on a date or
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anything. We should do this once a
month.
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Once a month. Once a month. Well, I
mean, you know what?
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I can see that happening.
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Yeah, what do you think? Once a month?
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Yeah, that sounds fun.
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That sounds wonderful.
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Once a month.
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Well, I guess I could, since I did miss
this.
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Yeah.
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You're going to sleep in?
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You're going to sleep in the next day?
No, I'm not going to sleep in the next
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day. Okay, like, okay, I may have one
too many drinks.
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One too many, I think you had a bottle
too many.
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I should go back to beer.
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I'm telling you, after the hike, this is
it.
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Hey, boys.
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What's up, bud? I need to go call my
girlfriend.
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I'll be back.
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Do you think?
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Yeah. Don't be curious.
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Oh,
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this is perfect on your mind.
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I wore myself out.
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Oh, you?
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You only got half the time. Excuse me,
guys.
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I'm just going to go to bed for a
second.
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Okay.
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I'll tell you what.
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We'll be here.
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Dude, I gotta tell you. I don't like
girls on guys' trips, but your wife's
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super nice.
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Well, at least she's nice to somebody.
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I haven't got a piece of ass all this
trip.
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Do you believe that?
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You're a desert dick.
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I am the end.
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I love you.
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Mel is a lucky man.
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Straight downhill.
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No pedal, no nothing. You just go
downhill.
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Yeah? Was there any, like, sketchy
curves?
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You know, bends?
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I'm sorry, what?
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Yeah,
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like, was there any, like, sketchy
curves?
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Such a dirty sweat.
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sick.
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Fuck. I'm so close. I'm so close.
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Hey, boys.
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Hey, what took you so long?
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Oh, you know, girls, we think one thing
about you. Yeah, got that right.
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Hey. Oh, there he is.
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Did you talk to your girlfriend?
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Love her, boy.
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Nice,
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intimate conversation.
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It's important to have close
relationships.
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Can't wait to do it again next month.
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Well, I survived the boys' trip.
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And I'm officially a cheater.
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How's wifey?
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Good. No complaints.
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Yeah? Yeah. Good.
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Yeah.
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Yep. All packed up. Yeah.
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But who knows what might happen.
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Well, maybe I'll get invited to the next
one.
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