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Don't you ever get enough?

Never, honey, never.

You are the greatest.

I know, but now I've got to go. Are you meeting somebody else?

No.

What do you got there?

I want a weekly income of as much as $500.

Attractive and dynamic people wanted to sell subscriptions to magazines. Hotel

Carlton, 6 o 'clock. You mean you want to work for a living?

Well, I might try. It'll keep me busy anyway.

That's a luck. See you.

Now

then,

are you positive that he'll be all right? Yes, yes.

Where's the meeting in the air?

Oh, watch out, you idiot.

At the end of the stairs. You can't miss it.

Thanks.

I'm waiting.

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Oh.

Are you one of our sales girls? Not yet I confess I'm curious to know what this

has to do with selling subscriptions.

Oh, but that's not what we're here for at all. Somebody gave you the wrong

directions. Their meeting is right in back.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry to see you go.

May I introduce myself?

Felix Meyer. I own a small company specializing in sexy bras and underwear.

Here, I'll accompany you.

I might need some magazines sometime. Here's my card.

I'll be glad to call you.

Do that.

Do you know where you're going?

Yes, to answer that advertisement.

Well, I'm just the man to be your guide then. Are you really?

Now, let me say that in this introduction, you will see how much

earned, and I'll feel if you are willing to really work at it. In fact, the sky

is the limit for top people.

What's this? Excuse me. Late as usual, Michael. I've got a new recruit.

Now, the main thing is to keep firmly in mind that you must have the ability to

judge a person, to determine whether you'll be able to nail the pigeon.

Well, I mean, of course, the prospect, so that you can apply the appropriate

tactics in each case.

Naturally, this calls for considerable knowledge of psychology and an

appearance and persistence.

In a minute, some of my best salesmen will give some examples of their

experiences to show you how it goes. How much can someone earn in a week? That

is a good question, my dear.

And I'll be happy to come back to it after you've seen these leaflets.

Would you pass these?

Ladies and gentlemen, please read the brochures we have distributed very

carefully.

Believe me, you'll find them fascinating.

You'll soon realize that the earning possibilities in our field are virtually

unlimited.

To answer your question, my answer would be that it's up to each person. People

who can work earn a lot. Remember, above all, that this jab calls for

persistence, tact, and a cool head.

Keep your eye on the target all the time.

That's right. Some prospects are ready to sign up right away. Yes, and some

others need a week or a month before they can make up their feeble minds to

anything. Robert, how about giving us an example for these ambitious young

recruits? Last month, for instance.

All right.

Last month, like Charlie said, I made my second call on a lady.

Oh, I'd been to see her once before, but she couldn't make up her mind and asked

me to come back.

Oh, it looked promising, and I'd worked her over pretty well, so I went back.

Hello, Mr. Reston. I'm delighted to find you at home today.

I'm sorry, you're wrong. I'm not at home. Wait a minute.

What's the matter with you? My hand got squashed in the door.

What's going on here?

Good morning, Mrs. Reston. Your husband squashed my hand. Why was your hand in

my door?

Come on in. What do you mean, come on in? Whose house is this anyway?

How are you?

Sorry, I'm wounded. I'm sure it wasn't intentional coming. Now, listen here,

Elizabeth. I meant it. I don't want strange people just coming in here as if

place was a public passageway. It's still my house, you know.

Don't pay any attention to that old grump. Nobody else does. Where the hell

the bottle?

I don't know where he left it. Can't you keep house so a person can find

something around here once in a while?

Now we can have a nice talk.

You asked me to come back. You wanted to think it over.

Now, here I have it. What is it?

Thank you. I brought along the latest copy of our best -selling magazine,

People. There's a great article here about Soraya. You may have read it. No?

Well, then this is your chance to find out what the other magazines don't dare

to print. What a load of... There's also your complete horoscope day by day and

complete coverage of the jet set. I've already decided to get it. No, just a

minute. Nobody's buying anything. Where do I sign the order? Here.

No one's signing anything. If we need anything, I'll be the one to buy it. And

I'll tell you I'm not signing.

if I want to.

And I want a little respect around here. You get more than you deserve. Don't

worry, young man. Just ignore me.

Ignore me? How about holding it down out here? It sounds like a zoo.

And by the way, something's burning.

Oh, my good tablecloth.

What happens when you waste your time? Oh, you shut up. Just look at that.

And you, young man, all I can tell you is to get out. Oh, yes, but your wife

wanted to subscribe to the magazine. Only over my dead body. Let me have it.

I'll sign it. Well, I'm sorry. Your husband's taking this attitude.

That's all right. I was going to sign up anyway.

Oh, and now that I think of it, your son wanted this monthly sports magazine.

Oh, yes. Wait, I'll ask him.

Frank!

Frank! What?

Come out for a minute, will you?

Try and get a minute's peace around here.

What is it? Frank, you wanted to subscribe to that sports magazine. Well,

it wait?

Frank, come on. Just a minute.

It's all filled out. All you have to do is sign your name on it. Yeah, where?

There.

Frank? Yeah, just a minute. Can't you see I'm busy?

I'll be right back.

Don't bother.

How often does it come out? It comes out once a month. Just like my husband.

That's once too often.

That's true. At your age, you get tired of reading. You are getting tired before

I start. You said it, not me. That's why I'm taking the magazine. I've got to

pass the time somehow. Well, thank you. I know you'll enjoy many hours of good

reading. Goodbye now. Goodbye, young man.

Hey, are you leaving? Yes.

I'm very sorry, but I hate interruptions.

So long.

What the hell with her?

Want to come along?

Yes, please. Step right in.

I'm afraid I came at the wrong time. Oh, the timing wasn't too great.

Oh, had I known you were trying to get... that I was spoiling your fun like

that, then I... What then? I would have come an hour later to give you plenty of

time.

Oh, I'm not so sure I regret it.

What are you doing?

Well, I think you deserve compensation.

Here?

Hmm.

I've got a better idea.

What? You'll see in a minute.

You haven't seen anything yet.

Come on.

Hey, man, this is some hideaway you've got.

You like it?

You bring all your boyfriends here to play? Ah, don't be nosy.

Would it bother you? No.

Hey, let's have some music to give it atmosphere.

Great.

Atmosphere? Music?

Hello,

this is room 121.

I'd like some champagne sent up, please.

Yes, a magnum will do.

I love make -believe.

How do you like my hat?

It's delightful.

But it's not your style.

Oh, no?

Superb. A genuine classic.

Shall I try on my new dress?

The stripes will make you look fat.

Oh, we can have that.

Ah, little panty.

I'll take it away.

And this one?

That's the one. Put it on.

Now turn your back.

Yes, my lady.

Good afternoon.

May I take your hand?

Certainly. I was hoping for a rather more personal approach from my escort.

Just hang on, kid.

I'd rather you stayed in character.

I should warn you that some of my more extravagant wishes may shock you.

I doubt that very much.

May God be with you.

I love you.

This incident also shows that occasionally a target of opportunity

itself entirely by coincidence.

The main point is to grab these opportunities and exploit them. As this

shows, a salesman must have persistence and also the ability to react quickly to

a chance of opportunity.

If you want to get ahead in this business, you have to be willing to give

yourself. You have to concentrate totally on the objective. Oh, not that

Any and all methods are acceptable to achieve your purpose.

But of course you must convince your prospect of your good intention.

You have to feel out the territory first.

And only if it seems favorable should you go on to the attack.

That's right. Each customer presents a different problem of tactics.

You're absolutely right.

Recently, I had an interesting experience. I had an appointment.

Yes, please tell us all about it. Nobody came to the door when I rang, so I

decided to call her from outside.

But nobody answered the phone either.

Well, I had nothing to lose, so I thought I'd give it one last try.

Fantastic, darling. Now you are sensational.

Bye.

What a job.

How much longer are you going to be in there?

Not long. It's nearly finished. Then I'll do the bath.

Oh, good.

Yes? Mrs. Jones?

Yes? Charles is a friend of mine, and he asked me to stop by and say hello.

Charles? Yes, he gave me your address.

Oh, Charles.

What's he up to nowadays? It's been years.

He's a med student, just finishing up. He told me, look Helga up if you get any

place near her house. You'll be glad you did. Wait and see.

She's fascinating. Really an extraordinary woman. Oh.

Well, come on in. Thanks. Be glad to.

Oh, by the way, did you phone a little while ago?

Please, have a seat.

Oh, thank you.

I brought you a present along.

A little souvenir for you on behalf of Charles.

Oh, wasn't that sweet? Thank you.

Please forgive my not being dressed, but I haven't had time to... Well, don't

apologize. On the contrary, I like you like that. Your coat is great.

Yes, my husband brought it for me from Paris. Naturally not as great as what's

underneath.

Charles wasn't exaggerating his observations. He was very impressed.

Well, did Charles tell you all about it?

No, no, Charles was very discreet.

He just told me that you bought a number of subscriptions from him.

That's how he was able to continue his studies.

He's still very grateful to you. He said to tell you that.

Oh, and you've got financial concerns too, Mr... Andrew.

It's simpler to call me Andrew.

Okay, Andrew.

A cigarette?

No, thanks. I quit.

I'm in the same business Charles was. I've already bought subscriptions to

everything. I figured that through Charles.

Yes. Any sex magazines?

Oh, yes.

I brought along a few new ones.

Not bad.

Yes, that's quite exciting.

Almost makes you start thinking of putting it into practice.

I don't see anything wrong with that.

Sex is really the greatest.

Oh, and it's good. I just want more and more.

What's your husband think about it? He tolerates it.

That's because I never cheat.

What?

I'm permitted to do what I want, but I can't keep it secret.

Simple. He's some man, your husband.

Excuse me.

I'll start on the bus.

Baby I'm fed up with staying out here and waiting for you Yeah, well, I'm fed

with the business.

It's no fun spending an hour to sell one damn carpet.

Hey, where's your watch?

I forgot it up at that damn fat woman's apartment.

Thank you.

Wait a minute.

Son of a bitch.

Let me in. You're a husband.

We'll see.

Wait a second. What'll I do?

You hide.

Where?

Where am I going to hide?

You? What do you want? I forgot my watch somewhere in there. All right, just a

minute. I'll go get it. No,

don't come in.

Stay out there.

I'll get your watch. I don't know where I left it.

You really only wanted your watch?

Sure.

Mr.

Jones, would you stand there?

Hey, there's someone here.

Does that bother you?

Excuse me.

Hey, excuse me. I just remembered I'm double parked. I've got to get going

See you sometime soon.

Mrs. Jones.

Now let's see, where were we?

Mrs. Jones, excuse me again, but I must speak to you.

She's not a girl. She's a vacuum cleaner.

Oh, Rusty, let's talk about subscriptions.

All right.

I'll take a subscription to everything you've got.

That's called a comprehensive subscription.

It's the best deal there is.

But you only run into those once in a great while. To be sure, you need luck.

But luck comes to those who work for it. If you want expert guidance, you can

come with me.

You've already trained a number of recruits. Yes, I know all the tricks of

game. The only way you can develop a feel for this business is to practice

Our experienced salesmen can prove to you how favorable the prospects are.

And if you keep plugging away with determination and optimism, the outlook

very attractive.

Ben, that's not the outlook I meant.

Now, tell us some more about the subject.

Well, sometimes you run into situations where your success depends on how

quickly you're able to adapt.

You must jump at every chance. Yes, Ben, now make it more specific. You

certainly have something special to tell us. Last summer I came up against a

situation that could serve as an example.

Can't you show a little action as if you meant it?

Where did you ever learn to make love?

Come on. Kids, how do you expect me to work under these conditions?

Let's have a little less talk and a little more action. Just pay attention

what you're doing. All I can think of right now is I'm hungry.

He's being paid to have a ball, and he's thinking of his stomach.

How do you expect me to work with a jerk like that?

And what about my boss? I need those photos for tonight at the latest. You've

got to do something quick.

I'm a photographer, not a magician.

That's a nice state of affairs.

Won't kill you.

I know you're generally pleased when something goes wrong.

You jerk.

Thank you.

You've got a beautiful body.

Thanks. Thanks.

That's a compliment I could return.

But it's difficult today.

Yes. I expected to have a different reaction to this.

Oh?

To get worked up.

And what is it? Oh, hello. It's nice to see you. I'm sorry, not today. I'm

working my way through medical school. I'm sorry, not today.

I'm selling subscriptions, and I wondered if you'd care to buy any of the

magazines I have.

No, thank you. I've got more magazines than I can read now.

Yes, but you buy them on the newsstand anyway.

You save a lot of money by subscribing.

Sorry.

You got a cigarette?

I'm really in a pretty lousy mood today.

We have something for everyone. A wide variety of specialized publications.

Sex magazines, for instance.

You must be kidding.

Wait a minute. He could be sent from heaven.

What? Take a look at him.

He's exactly the type.

Have you ever worked as a model?

Yes, for bathing suits.

You see?

You ever pose in the nude? No.

You mean you'd object?

Why do you ask?

Then you could send the other one home.

Beautiful.

Terrific.

That's it. Great.

Let's see your face.

That's it. Keep it up.

Beautiful.

Loosen up, baby. That's fine.

Fantastic.

Great.

Come on. Come on. Get up.

It's your type, right?

Darling,

you know me so well.

Too well.

couldn't have done any better than you.

I am a professional.

Yes, I'm a professional when it comes to pleasure.

You satisfied?

Uh -huh. Your wife seemed to enjoy it. She was swinging with it. You know, the

trouble is she wouldn't mind playing the game herself. Hey, listen. Yeah?

You could do me a favor.

Huh?

I think I should let that young man play around with Miriam. What?

And you could make a couple of photographs of it.

What's the idea?

Photos might be handy to have when my patience with Marion's little

eccentricities finally runs out.

You have some weird ideas.

Uh -huh.

Okay, I've set up the two cameras. All you have to do is push the button.

You really think they'll come?

Certainly. The kid took me up on it right away. He's got the key to open the

door. Oh, he'll go along. What about Marion?

She'll be delighted.

And one more marriage kicks the butt.

Cheers. What are they to?

The keys to the photo studio. We can go there anytime.

Oh, yeah?

What's wrong?

I think it'd be great.

How much are you being paid for this service to my husband?

What's that mean? I do hope you asked for a good price. What's this supposed

be, a riddle?

What's the truth?

It's simple.

I'm hot for you, and I thought that you... What's the truth?

Marry him.

I'll pay you double.

What for?

Not at the studio.

You'll like my house a lot better. And what's that?

Anything goes.

What was he going to pay you?

Subscriptions to two of my magazines.

I'll take four.

Okay? Okay.

Nice.

I'm glad you like it. I sure do.

Get undressed.

Right here?

Right away?

Right away.

Oh. Oh.

Hello.

Hello, sweetheart.

It's me.

Marion, where are you?

At a surprise party.

Over the line, please.

Are you listening to that?

Yes.

I've got plenty of reading material for you.

What's that?

I got you a knitting and crocheting magazine.

Crocheting, then?

You see, it's fun.

I think that illustrates my

point. You must be ready to exploit the opportunities that arise. It hasn't been

just out of curiosity.

What were those photos they took of you for, anyway?

Uh, publicity photos for inflatable plastic furniture.

Oh, plastic inflatable.

Well, why not?

So, you finally got a serious job.

So, you see, gentlemen, if you keep your eye on the ball, uh, not those, and are

ready for anything, there's no limit to what you can do. Just like then. Well, I

can tell you it's all well and good to be ready for anything, but sometimes it

can be a real pain in the... Harry, please, if you've got anything serious

say, let's hear it.

All I want to say is that sometimes you need iron nerves and a strong

constitution to handle this job.

My little sweetheart.

Bad bear, what are you doing?

Oh,

you're bad, you are.

Good morning, madam. Excuse me for disturbing you, but I'm working my way

through medical school. No, I'm sorry. That doesn't interest me at all. And

besides, I've got a lot to do.

Good morning. Excuse me. Hello. You're here already? Come on in.

Yes, but you don't... This way. Come right on in.

Thank you.

Won't you sit down, please?

Right here.

Thank you.

There, sit right down. I see you brought your material with you.

Well, yes, I did, but how did you know? Well, I have a certain experience. Mind

if I look?

Oh, do you really need this?

Yes, I...

I need it very much, in fact.

That's hard to believe, you know.

I practically live with what's in this bag. No kidding.

Oh, well, I suppose it won't kill you.

I hope you like this kind.

Please help yourself.

Thank you, but I should explain to you that I can't... Don't bother to explain.

I understand.

Be with you in a second.

That's nice.

And she's married.

Peek -a -boo!

Peek

-a

-boo! Do you like my outfit?

Yes.

It must be very practical in the summer.

You know, I do this because I enjoy it, not in count of the money.

Oh? Yes, I'm a girl who likes a little fun out of life once in a while.

Fun?

I know, you really should... There's no need to be bashful around here.

First, let's get the financial aspects taken care of.

Generally, it's sent directly to the bank.

I like you.

I think this is one French lesson I'll really enjoy giving.

Really?

Pardon me a second.

Hello.

Oh, darling, this morning?

Yes.

Call me again at 12. I want everything to be ready for you.

I'm sort of busy right now, yes.

So long.

Come on, I'm hot already.

Just a second.

It is sort of warm in here.

I'll be right with you.

The sooner the better.

to...

I think you're really the greatest.

I'm afraid you won't think so very long.

Why not?

I thought that your performance was just great.

I'm afraid I'm here under false pretenses. Oh, what's that?

I'm not here as a customer.

In fact, I came here to sell you something. To sell me something?

Yes, I sell magazine subscriptions for a living. That's my job. Wait a minute.

Aren't you the one who called me up earlier today?

It wasn't me.

Then you're not the client who wanted a French lesson with a special treatment.

Nope, it wasn't me.

Now, how about signing up for a subscription? I think I've earned it.

Earned it? Not quite yet.

I'm going to change jobs.

So long, and thanks for everything.

See you again.

It was a pleasure. You really sounded nice.

That's fine.

Then why don't you sign right here?

Sure, I'll be glad to.

Mrs. Storer? Yes.

Oh, it was you that called. Come on in. So long.

So long.

See, I'm on time, and there is my special equipment.

Just a minute.

I've changed my mind.

You mean you want a subscription?

I need several.

Hurry up.

Hey, take it easy.

Come in, come in. But listen, I... Hurry, hurry. I just came to sell a

subscription.

Wait a minute.

Please, what magazine are you interested in?

I have a complete line of ladies' magazines. What are you doing?

Lousy job.

That interview lasted longer than the first one, and you can imagine the shape

was in by the time I got home that night. You can talk all you want about

a feel for the business and jumping at every opportunity. What really counts is

endurance. You're quite right.

Endurance certainly counts.

I think, however, that such situations don't really come up that often. All

really matters is that when you get right down to it, is the target worth

effort? One good way to get off the ground is to check your own circle of

acquaintances for prospects.

Well, that's right. And perhaps our friend Roland might give us an

Yes, I met a girl on a discotheque a couple months ago, and... Sylvia's 18.

She's a real cool chick.

Ah, and she lives in there? Yeah, she has her own apartment. Does she work

someplace? No, she doesn't have to. Her parents handle the rent. She's still in

school. Psychiatrist, both of them. Well -known?

Well, you've heard about the famous Schubert. Schubert.

Schubert. Ah, yes, they're the ones that run a sexual therapy clinic.

Hey, wait a minute.

Now, listen.

Look, I hope I'm not expected to spend half the night out here. I'm only going

to say hello.

What do I have to put up with?

He's a great lover and I'm ready to do whatever he asks for. Hold the phone a

minute.

I think it's him now. I'll hang up and call you back a bit later.

Hi, sweetheart.

Hi, Roland.

You know how to welcome a man.

You're just full of good ideas.

I like things simple.

How soon do you have to go?

Pretty soon.

Trotschka's waiting for me.

Let him wait. It'll be good for his health.

You want to have me fired, do you?

Hey, I hope you're taking the pill. Fine time to ask me that.

Well, are you?

Sure. I have a very understanding mother. She gave me the pill when I was

Put it right on the dresser. I get along well with your mother, I think.

Someday you could ask your family to invite me.

I'd like to get to know them.

Think they'll take a subscription from you?

That never entered my mind. How many people are there?

It's Papa.

He's got a large waiting room. Maybe he'll meet a few magazines. And Alice?

Who's Alice?

She's an au pair girl from Indonesia.

Okay.

The idea sounds more and more interesting.

I'm glad to discover that my daughter chose such a charming young man for a

lover. Oh, Mother.

Well, that's a compliment, dear. You obviously inherited my good taste. Thank

you, Mrs. Schubert. That's very flattering.

Say, this stuff is easier to take than... Than a kick in the ass.

Anyway, it's delicious.

Yes, but I think Mother shocked you a little bit, didn't she?

Yes, I suspect that you're a little bit inhibited, aren't you? I don't see why

anyone would say that.

Have you ever thought of trying psychoanalysis?

Ah, I see. You invited me here as a potential client.

Hello, I'm back.

Hi, I'm late. Hello there, Alice.

Hello. Hi, I'm Alice. Please, join us, Alice.

Am I thirsty?

Hi, Sylvia. Hi.

Roland, Sylvia says you're working your way through college, selling

subscriptions to magazines. Is that right?

Yes, but don't think that's what I came here for.

I didn't.

Oh, and if I'd known that Sylvia had a beauty queen for her mother, I would

come around sooner. Thank you for the compliment.

You're going to make me jealous.

You've got to watch your mother.

Oh, Papa.

Sylvia, would you turn on the TV?

Do you really want to watch it?

Yes, sweetheart.

I'm sorry, my dear. I'm a little late tonight.

Good evening.

Hello there.

I've heard about you. You're Sylvia's new friend. Please, don't be so formal.

Come on, I'm waiting.

I thought we could get along without it tonight.

I'm sorry. There is a special program I want to see tonight.

That's what you had in mind, isn't it?

How well you know my little plans.

Has Sylvia told you anything about our work? Are you interested in sexual

therapy? Yes. I've heard so much about it.

This is that clinical tape recording that you were so curious about.

Oh, he what? Yes, Sylvia told me about it. Just curious.

I'll be curious about your reaction when I play it.

It should be very interesting.

Relax completely.

You have to be completely relaxed. It's the first condition.

For what? Let's say to achieve a better comprehension of our work.

Concentrate on nothing but the sounds you will hear.

A visitor.

Who are you?

Let me go.

Calm down, honey.

No use screaming. Nobody can hear you. Let me go.

Are you crazy?

I'll scream for help. Somebody hear me.

Go ahead and try it.

You're getting the idea.

Don't hurt me.

Of course not.

You'll see. You'll like it. I really dig you.

No.

Shut up.

Spread your legs.

No. No. I don't want to.

God. No.

Do what I tell you.

Kiss me.

Don't be disgusting. I hate you. I'll steal you, little bitch. No.

What do you think of Roland?

Roland? Yes.

Very nice.

Mama certainly likes him pretty well.

Yes, she does. Otherwise, she wouldn't have taken him up.

Amen.

The importance of his theatrical work cannot be exaggerated.

I'll go up and have a look.

No.

You know how your mother is. She hates to be disturbed when she's engaged in

therapy.

Sylvia, where are you going? It's all right. I'll leave Mama alone.

Peace.

the evening was over, I wrote up subscriptions on everyone there. Once

have seen how the most unexpected elements can lead to success.

All in all, our profession offers the opportunity to combine interesting and

varied work with an exceptional level of earnings.

There are unlimited possibilities for human contact and a congenial group of

-workers.

I think that now we've covered most everything. For those of you who want to

participate, best of luck, have fun, and money, money, money!

Well, I must say these results aren't what you'd call brilliant.

Look, a couple of months ago, you were my best man. What happened?

You figure out my average. Ten subscriptions a day is pretty good.

done better.

And as for you, Nina, I don't know what to say.

This is pitiful, just awful, absolutely disastrous.

What is it? You're a beginner, I know, but you should have caught on by now.

The prospects often seem interested in something besides subscriptions.

Obviously.

No wonder when you see Nina you don't think of reading how about your family

among some of your acquaintances people, you know Not yet, but you may have an

idea there Give me

the phone would you

I most certainly do recall our meeting.

Obviously.

I was hoping you'd think of getting in touch with me.

You said some magazines might interest you, so I'm calling up to check.

I'm glad you did. I'd like to discuss it.

I'm rather busy during the day. I'd be happy to see you at home.

That's great. When?

If you're free tonight, I'll be there. Could you come?

Certainly. Where?

Some people are getting together at my house tonight for a seance.

We're rather unconventional and uninhibited, but then you'll run into

clients for your subscriptions.

Informed tonight, my dear?

Yes. Don't drink too much, eh?

You don't want to dull your senses.

Hello there, Roger.

Nervous?

Nervous? Not a bit.

I'm glad of that.

The seance will be a great success. Just wait till you see the girl I found.

So you said.

I hope so. We're depending on you.

By the way, what time is the lady coming?

A lady? What in the world would a lady be doing here? It would be the first

we had anything resembling a lady.

Baron?

Nina!

Nina, I'm utterly delighted that you could come.

Well, I must say this is hardly the kind of place I'd expect to find customers.

If your sales technique is the right one, you're set for a year at least. I

guarantee it. Would you introduce me to the lady? This is Nina.

Roger Rodolski, the young writer.

May I introduce myself, Baron von der Braten? You'll meet everybody here in a

minute. Come on, sit down, please.

Nothing.

Mine's blank, too.

Nothing here, either.

I seem to have picked a blank.

I have something here.

Ah, then you're our medium for tonight. What do I have to do?

Are you willing to take risks?

I've already taken the risk.

You're right.

So you just go behind the screen there and get unrest.

And now what?

Now if you'll relax completely.

I think we're ready to proceed.

Now concentrate totally.

Keep your thoughts on just one thing.

Concentrate on one thing.

Bye -bye.

You're simply fantastic.

I never knew I could be as good a medium.

I want you to pay any price.

That's expensive.

What do you want? Ten subscriptions for each person here.

And an apartment from me. And a big check to go with it. And ten

from everyone here. She's the ideal subject.

And this is only the beginning.

I've been invited to a party.

And the luck of the draw decided that I have to make love to all the men.

And what are your feelings?

The idea alone makes me feel all hot.

And knowing that all the others are listening is even more exciting.

My body excites me.

You feel like silk.

Tell me what you're thinking about. Things like that apartment and all my

subscriptions to say nothing about that gorgeous check.

Count on me, child.

You'll get them.

You'll get the whole works.

I feel as if I'd lived here all my life already, darling.

You're the most generous man in the world. I'm in love with you. I really

it.

Where do you want this lady? Put it right over here under the window.

Hey, they're just putting in the couch.

Oh, Lord, it's just so beautiful. I'll wait to try it out till you come

Be here on time, darling.

Hello. Thanks for disturbing you, ma 'am.

So long.

I was wondering if you'd like to subscribe to any magazines or

You see, I'm a med student.

Nina.

Nina.

Michael! Talk about coincidence. What the hell are you doing here? It's my

apartment. Oh, you really hit it big.

That's it, lady.

Goodbye. Goodbye.

Hey, well, have a drink, huh?

And is that the sofa you were talking about on the phone?

You're even lovelier than I remembered you.

Thank you.

I've thought of you a lot.

I always wanted to... Yes? You remember the meeting?

Yes. I mean... What?

You know what I'm thinking of. No.

You'll have to say it. It's pretty obvious.

Beautiful woman. Say it right out.

Yes, but be a little more helpful.

What should I do? I think it's about time we found out if this couch is any

good. Why didn't you say that right away? Then we can talk about

Why not?