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What are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?

Uh, yeah, I called in. I called in sick.

How come?

I couldn't really get much sleep last night.

Oh my gosh. Well, me and your father are such a stallion.

I just couldn't contain myself.

Whoa, whoa. Do I really have to listen to what you said?

Oh, you're not a virgin, are you?

Son, come on. You've laid pipe before.

Don't act like you have it. Come on.

Can we please just change the fucking subject?

You're so easily offended.

Aw.

Oh, poor little baby.

Ain't Jimmy gonna find you?

Aw.

You know, I gotta get going. I gotta get a client for work. Aw, honey, are you

sure you have to go?

You sure you don't want to take me upstairs and tie me up with him?

For fuck's sake, do I really have to listen to this shit?

Hey, apologize to your mother. My mother? No, she's your wife. And could

tell your wife to quit acting like a fucking whore in front of your son?

You little son of a bitch.

Oh, honey, it's okay. Just take it.

It's okay. Go.

I'll talk to him after he's gone to work. It's fine.

We'll deal with it.

Okay?

He's just being an immature little baby. He can't handle anything.

See what that was right there? That was respect.

I say junk, he says how high.

You'll never be first in the family.

I'm number one. See this?

I ain't got to listen to this.

Are you kidding me? Your room?

Perfect size for my new yoga studio.

So once I put it in your father's head that you need to be out, I suggest you

start looking for a new place to live.

Whatever. You're just a whore. I ain't got to talk to you.

With this body, I can have whatever I want.

Anybody I wanted. I don't need to put up with him.

Uh -huh.

Oh, I totally know what you mean.

Yeah, that's one of the main things that I miss about being single.

Well, you know me. I just love really big cock.

And that's the one thing that he doesn't have.

Oh, you remember him, too? Oh, I totally remember Johnny.

Uh -huh. He had such a big dick.

Oh.

He's been calling me for days now, and I just haven't had a chance to get away.

I'm definitely going to make time for him, though, but that's just between me

and you.

Well, hey, listen, my stuff's about to get started, so I definitely will call

you back when it's done.

Okay. All right. Talk to you in a bit. Bye.

Oh, it's on.

I'm going to get that.

Fuck that bitch. Hey, Karen, what's up, man?

Nah, come on over. I'll explain when you get here.

Hey, Mike, how are you? Doing all right? Thanks for coming, man. I really

appreciate what you're doing. Oh, fuck, man, that's all.

I bought the outfit, but again, it's kind of strange.

What is a tennis outfit going through for us?

It looks like it's going to get done.

You fucking neon do everything around here.

You even filmed it.

Oh, dude.

Blackmail like a motherfucker.

Good idea, Batman.

Okay, I'm going to have you change into the outfit.

She's going to come back up here. You come in here on accident and take it

there. Wait.

I'm going to hand it to her, kid.

Let's go.

Fucking neon. I'm going to bang the door. I'm going to ring my bell.

Especially during my soap.

What are you doing in here?

I'm really, really sorry sweetheart. I thought this was Lee's room. He said it

was upstairs on the left.

His is the smaller of the two rooms.

Where's it going?

That's the one... I was going to go get changed, you know.

So what did you come here for exactly?

Well, I just came with tennis with Lee and, you know, I just had to go get

changed really.

I really should get going and get out of these straight clothes.

Are you sure?

I can help you get out of these clothes. If you can't get out of here, it's

fine. Honestly, it's fine.

Are you sure?

Oh, I'm sure.

I don't know if you should be doing this, really.

You've got a husband, is that right?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Here, let me go and help you get all this stuff off. But, no, no, honestly.

No, really, honestly, it's fine.

Trust me.

It is very hard of her to resist.

So why don't you go and take those clothes off now?

Yes, ma 'am.

Wow.

Oh my gosh.

Wow.

So big.

Why don't you lay down here for me? Yeah? Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

Don't think we should be doing this.

Be quiet.

Thank you.

I'll give you more idea in a minute. Come down on your knees.

Come down on your knees.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, give it to me. I said I wanted in.

That was hot right in my tie.

right there right there right there let me come all over you right there right

there right there let me

One of you open your face.

Come on, open your fucking mouth.

Here you go.

the word you say.

Oh yeah, now what's up? Yeah, now what's up? Fuck you.

What?

Thank you, bro. Video evidence, sweetheart.

Yeah, right.

I don't even think so.

Thanks for the pussy, sweetheart.

You take care. What the?

Fucking boys.

Guess I'll be packing my shit.