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Hey, God, you're here. Come in, come in, come in. Thank you for showing up. So

what is it now?

Thank you again so much for coming.

Yeah. What is it this time?

Well, I'm just really glad you showed up. I really needed this big favor, and

didn't know if you'd come or not because of what happened last time, but this is

really important, and I really need my address from the dry cleaner.

Can't you just do that after work? No, I've got a lot of stuff going on here,

and I need to be here, go out, so...

So you want me to go get your dry cleaning? Yes, please.

I mean, I know, like, you know, we're still friends and all, but, you know,

had me running around like your little bitch doing all these chores for you. I

mean, why can't you just go get your dress? You know, it's not going to

me at all, you know? I got this date that is kind of a big date. A date?

Yeah. So I'm picking up your dry cleaning so you can go on a date with

guy. Screw this. I'm always doing you favors. I'm stuck here looking like an

idiot. I'm over this.

No, no, no, no, no, no. Please, please, please, please, please, please, sit,

sit, sit, please.

How about I give you a massage?

I know you like them.

I've had your massages, and they're okay. I'm getting the basic massage, and

hearing about all these guys you're giving these grand, special massages to.

That's part of the reason why we broke up.

Well, it's my job. I feel like you're leaving me out.

Well, what if I give you how I do for the other guys? How do you do better?

Like the ones I've been hearing about? Yeah, but better than that.

All right, if I get your dry cleaning, I get the full -service massage.

Yeah.

Promise? Promise.

Alright, let's do it.

I'm actually kind of glad I get to rub you down.

It's been a while.

It has.

Looking forward to this full service. Oh yeah?

Oh, yeah, definitely.

It's been a while since I've seen those.

Wow.

Okay.

Look where this is going.

Do you?

Yeah, I do.

Why don't we go get showered off?

I guess I never did this part of it. No, I got to get the half service.

I can't keep my hands off.

I missed something else too.

Oh yeah?

What's that?

Vinegar?

No, no, no.

Okay, okay.

I do. A lot.

Oh shit.

Now I see what all these guys are talking about Too

bad

you didn't do this more while we were dating

I haven't done this in a long time. I know.

You said full service. Here it is.

This is the whole thing, isn't it? Mm -hmm.

You ready for the actual massage now? I think I am.

It might

be a little bit chilly.

Maybe I should get your dry cleaning more often.

Yeah.

You're putting yourself to harm.

You'll see in a second.

This is a different massage.

Yeah? Yeah.

That's a good question, wasn't it?

and you got goosebumps.

I'm kind of nervous it's been a while.

Oh yeah?

mm -hmm

Awww.

Do this to all the guys on the special package?

No, I don't do the sex part. Oh, yeah? Are you sure?

Ooh.

Thank you.