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I don't think... I've seen you so nervous to have a friend over before.

I mean, I'm hoping it's not because you think your old stepdad is going to

embarrass you or anything.

I promise we'll keep the dad jokes to a minimum.

It's nothing like that, Dad.

Okay, then what is it?

Well, Bailey isn't just a new friend.

She's actually someone that I have a bit of a crush on.

You know, she's really friendly, and she's 21, just like me. So we get along

really great.

And she's bi and single right now.

So since I'm lesbian, I thought, you know, maybe I might have a shot at

her.

I just really want tonight to go well to make sure that I leave a great first

impression on her, you know.

That's great. I mean, I know you've been pretty lonely since you came out, so I

promise I'll do everything I can not to embarrass you and to make sure that you

and Bailey have a great night.

Don't worry. The old stepdad has your back.

Thanks, Dad.

Come on. Hey.

You ready for some serious movie time? You know it. I've been waiting all week.

Hey, girl.

Don't worry. I'm not going to get in your hair. Just wanted to bring you a

little snack.

This is my stepdad. Dad, this is Bailey.

Nice to meet you, Bailey.

You too.

So, uh, what are we watching?

That thriller I was telling you about. The one with all the weird time jumps.

Oh, yeah. I mean, looks interesting. A little confusing for my taste, though.

You're a smart man.

I'm sure it wouldn't go over your head.

Oh, Bailey, thank you. But you're giving me way too much credit.

Um, is there anything else I can get you all?

I'm here. No, it's okay, Dad.

Are you sure? Because popcorn is a gateway snack.

Like, it starts with that, and then you want, like, nachos and cookies.

Okay, okay, I get it, I'll get it out of your hair.

Wait, why don't you stay and watch the movie with us?

No, no, you don't want me hanging out with you.

I don't want to intrude.

Come on, you'll be fine.

Are you sure?

There's plenty of room, I'm sure.

Sophia doesn't mind.

No, not at all.

So if he doesn't mind, sure.

It's

cold.

Hold on a minute here.

I can go turn up the thermostat.

No, this blanket is big enough for the three of us.

You look a little stiff over there.

I mean, wiggling your fingers can help you feel more warm if you're feeling

cold.

Certainly don't mind.

Everything okay there? You've been quiet.

Yeah, just trying to figure out the movie.

Wait, the movie's over, that's it?

Oh, yeah, they must have ended it on a cliffhanger for the sequel.

Not my favorite way to end a movie.

What did you guys think about it?

Yeah, the movie, it had definitely more twist than I was expecting.

Well, I should probably get going. It's really fun hanging out with you.

Why don't you stay the night?

Oh, well, I wouldn't want to intrude. Oh, you wouldn't be intruding. We could

turn the couch into a bed for you.

Well, Bailey didn't pack anything.

I'm sure we have a spare toothbrush and stuff lying around. I mean, your dad did

like the hoard stuff anyway. And besides, it'll give the two of you more

really get to hang out, especially like over breakfast.

I can even make my special pancakes for you.

Sounds great.

As long as that's okay with you, Sophia.

Yeah, that's fine.

Great, great.

So I know it's not time to turn in yet or anything and you've got your whole

bedtime routine.

So maybe you want to get started on that and that way you have more time to

really hang out tonight.

All right.

I'll be back in like 15 minutes.

Sounds good.

Now we can pick up where we left off after she actually goes to bed.

Why wait?

She said she's going to be 15 minutes.

And you know it always takes longer.

She could come back any minute.

Relax. She's swimming over me. So if she comes back early, I can easily distract

her.

Alright. Yeah.

We just gotta keep it down.

Right?

Thank you.

You're really turning me on, but I really want to suck your dick.

I'm gonna stop you.

Mm -hmm.

I love you.

Bathroom's all yours now.

Oh, are you cold again?

Yeah, it's still a little fresh in here.

Well, it's still a bit early, so if you want to hang out, we could, or...

Actually, I'm kind of tuckered out, and I know it's still early, but I think I'm

going to, like, tuck in soon. Maybe we can hang out in the morning.

Yeah, that's okay.

I'll see you then.

That's because I bring up their crushes more often.

I'm at a step that is naughty as you.

Oh, yes.

That was sexy.

Well,

you've

got to get to live against me.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Yes.

You should paste yourself on me.

Oh, wow.

Sit down.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you're hitting my teeth, bud.

Fuck Fuck I love watching

you fuck me Fuck

Oh, my God.

Yeah. Okay.

You know, Sophia is a really amazing girl.

I know she is.

Just the thing is, she comes off as someone who wants something real

real fast.

I'm not into that. I like to keep my options open.

Okay. Well, can you at least not let her down for a few days?

And when you do, can you be gentle about it?

She was so happy today.

Happier than I've seen her in a long time.

Aw, you're such a sweetheart.

Even after clam -jamming her, you still want the best for her.

She deserves nothing but the best.

Well, she's lucky because she has the best dad in the world.