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Am I ready?

Yeah.

What do you mean? Please come out with me.

Please.

Go put on pants.

I'm not going anywhere.

What are you talking about?

My boyfriend bailed on me. I really need you.

Please come out with me.

No, I'm not going anywhere with you. Come on, it'll take only two seconds.

you know, like, shorts off, pants on.

Something similar to what I'm wearing.

I don't even have any, like, dressy clothes right now.

It's just... And I'm... Pants.

Pants on.

Please. I'm basically going to be, like, the fifth wheel, and... Everybody,

there's a couple... Slow down, slow down, slow down. Hold on.

I'm not going anywhere. I have a big presentation due tomorrow for school,

have homework, and I was about to watch a movie, and I can't go out anywhere

tonight. Boring.

Come out with me.

Don't let me go home.

What is... Why aren't you going with your boyfriend?

He bailed. He literally just, like, canceled on me last minute.

Okay. Are you really going to let me go home by myself?

Why is that my problem, though? Like, I don't want to go out. I'm a homebody. I

like staying at home. I don't even like going to these clubs. You're not even

doing anything.

Yes, I am. I'm literally about to watch a show or something. Yeah.

Can you please just come out?

I don't want to go out. I will do something for you. I can clean your

I can... Just go by yourself.

You're meeting people there, right? I'm sure you'll be fine.

Please, please, please, please.

Look, everybody there is a couple, and I just, I really don't want to be a fifth

wheel.

Just come there as my date.

That's your date.

It's not that weird, okay? I just don't want to be the only one there that's

like by herself.

It's embarrassing.

And I already said I was going to go.

And I don't want to bail last minute. I don't want to be like my boyfriend,

okay? It's rude.

I don't want to go on a date with my stepsister.

That's weird.

It's not like a real date.

Obviously.

Listen, I have, like, plans tonight.

And it did not include going on a date with my sister.

You know you do.

Oh, my God. We don't have a fun time together.

It would be so fun.

Well, if I do this for you, what are you going to do for me?

Um, I can do your chores for a week.

My chores? I can do my own chores.

Well, what do you need?

Well, I mean, if I'm going to pretend to be your, you know, boyfriend for the

night, maybe you could, like, pretend to be my girlfriend.

You know what I mean?

I'm confused. I don't, I, I need you to go into further details.

Well, I mean, you know, nothing, you know, crazy. It's just, you know, I

maybe you could just help me out with, you know, something like...

You know, like, right here.

You know what I mean?

Fine.

I won't tell anybody.

You know what? I'm asking you for a favor, and I'll do it.

Well, take your dick out then.

Okay. Come on.

Let's do it.

What do you think, sis?

This will do.

Huh?

You better still come out with me tonight for this.

Bye.

Whew.

Come on, Jess, get up.

Follow me.

That's it.

Please.

All right, go back, doggie.

Amen.

so we can go.